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Unaware that she was followed, Laura
hastened towards Muriel's house, and
certainly there was something highly
suspicious in her hurried. pace and seem-
ing desire to avoid observation,
The detective felt certain that a stroke
of luck had befallen him, and having
watched her enter at the gate of the
"house at the corner," requisitioned the
services of the constable on the beat, and
was assisted by him with a "leg -up" to
surmount the high garden -wall.
"It's all right, Jim," he said, as he
glided down on the inner -side. "You go
now and: ring at the bell, and ask cilia -
like for the lady of the house. The
name's on the gate -post. Look sharp !"
With the footfall of a cat,, the detective
dived among the bushes that skirted the
dawn. and made straight for an open
French window.
Laura Kingdon upon being admitted
to the premises, had briefly inquired for
Miss. O'Connor, and, learning that she
was out, proceeded at once to the draw-
ing room. No one was there. The conser-
vatory, too, was untenanted; likewise
the library. .And there, in the corner by
the window, hung the empty sheath be-
longing to the dagger which she clutch-
ed within the folds of Dorothy's cloak,
In an'instant she drew it forth and at-
tempted to replace the deadly thing; but
j-'aiie had reversed the curved blade, and
there was some difficulty in adjusting
it.
A shadow glanced across the evening
sunlight which lay along the floor; she
did not notice it; but she started vio-
lently and uttered a scream of dismay as
a firm hand thrust her aside, and the
hard dry voice of a strange roan, who
seemed to have been corporealised from
the air, remarked:
"Let me help you, miss,"
"What are you doing here?" she asked
haughtily.
The detective did not reply, but with
much interest took down from the wall
the curious Oriental dagger, just as it
was, with the curved blade, wrong way
about, wedged into the sheath.
"How dare you touch that?" cried
Laura. "What business have you here?"
Again no reply. The stranger put the
rat, RECOGNITION.-DEFORE HE THREW
AWAY THE MATCH, DONOVAN RAISED
IT IN THE STILL NIGHT AIR,
dagger, sheath and all, into a side -pocket
of his coat, and from the breast thereof
drew forth a small notebook and pencil_
Laura indignantly rang the bell.
• The stranger spoke for the first time.
"Thanks, my dear," he said. Then.
touching her on the shoulder, he added,
"I arrest you on suspicion of murdering
Ralph Kestrel."
"Who is this man?" asked Laura of
the housemaid, who entered in reply to
the bell.
"I'm sure I don't know, miss. How
did you get in, sir?"
"Never mind that. The young lady
can have my card. Most 'appy. Here
it is, miss -'Joe Shorter, Scotland Yard.'
That address may explain my business- •
yes, I see it does. Sit down, miss; take
it easy. All shall be done quiet and
pleasant."
Laura reeled into a chair, her cheeks
blanchedf the e white azalea
that bloomed on the cabinet near her.
The housemaid stared at her open-
mouthed.
"What is
y
our name,miss? ss? You
needn't answer unless yomilike; what-
ever you say will be used in evidence
against you." The detective put the
query and explanation in a calm, busi-
ness -like, but none the less exultant tone, I
and
seatinghimself at the centre•tabl
e,
prepared
to write.
"Why, it's Miss Laura!" broke in the
housemaid; "but what business is it of
yours?"
"Miss something Laura, or Miss Laura
something?" asked the detective imper-
turbably.
"My name is Laura Kingdon," answer-
ed the subjeot of this interrogation.
"What do you want with me?"
"Thank you, miss -one moment,
please. `Laura Kingdon,' eh? Reside
here?"
"Here? I -no -yes."
"'No, yes' -exactly: thank you. We'll
say `of this address.' " Then to the
housemaid: "Who is the 'O'Connor'
mentioned on the gate -gentleman or
lady?
"I'm not a -going to tell you," replied
the abigail.
`.Then this is not Miss O'Connor, I
suppose?" watching the girl's face as he
asked the question.
"I am not Miss O'Connor," said Lauras
"That will be sufficient for the present.
Mary" -addressing the wonder -stricken
maid -"ask that gentleman in uniform
you've just answered the bell to, to step
in here. I hope you've no objection,
miss?" with a hard smile at Laura.
This was too much for the servant.
"But there; is objections, Mr. Who-
ever-you-are-veryobjections;
much, ob';
and like your imperence a-iving orders
before a lady's face to show that feller
in here ! My mistress wouldn't let hie
have him into the:kitchen, beg her ever
so hard, just for fiveminutes by the
clock; and do you think I'm going to
bring him into the drawing -room to
please you/
"Who is the person?" asked Laura in
a faint but firm voice.
it's that'unpleasant `D 032 '
"Why, i +
miss, replied the maid “and which I've
told him as it ain't no good his feller
ing me for mother won't hear of me
marrying a policeman."
"That will, do, Sarah. The officer can
wait in the' hall, while I speak a few
words with this person."
The maid withdrew, "all of a ti'emble,"
as she expressed it to the cook, and.
approached the detective.
"What do you want to do with me?"
she asked.
"Well, miss," said the detective com-
fortably, "I'm just going to take' you
to Marylebone Lane police station,.
where you'll be looked after, for
the night till you seethe magistrate in
the morning, and don't you ask me any
more questions, for I mustn't answer
them."
She uttered no protest, no word, but
stood there cold and white, as if turned
to marble.
Mr. Joseph Shorter went to the door
and gave a law whistle. It was answer-
ed immediately; "D 932" made his ap-
pearance.
Laura's eyes turned to the constable,
and she shuddered as at the approach of
death.
"Now miss," said the detective, "you
must come along with us; my business
is to walk you through the streets. If
you come quietly, I don't want to do
anything unpleasant."
"Do with me as you please."
Her voice had a muffled, sound; she
appeared helpless and hopeless.
There are folks as prefer to ride,
miss," suggested Mr. Shorter; "and
there's no particular harm in that, as
I can see. Would you like the maid to
fetch you a cab?"
"Thank you, do as you think best," she
replied.
There came the sound of hurrying
feet, the voice of Muriel O'Connor ask-
ing eagerly for Mr. Donovan.
He had left the house -taken his port-
mauteau and gone away soon after she
had herself departed. Muriel was in
despair. She rushed into the drawing -
room with Cecil Chester's despatch -box,
and came face to face with the officers
of the law.
"The thief doth fear each bush an
officer," and Muriel O'Connor felt and
looked the guiltiest of women thus, as
she supposed, caught red-handed. It
naturally occurred to her that Chester
had set the telegraph in motion to secure
her immediate arrest.
She did not even see Laura Kingdon
in the first consternation of finding the
police waiting for her in her own draw-
ing -room, nor was Laura's presence wel-
come when it was recognized. She ig-
nored her absolutely, and began to pour
into the ears of the puzzled "D 932' a
statement of the motives that actuated
her in borrowing the despatch -box, which
she set down upon the center -table, and
a disclaimer of any intention to rob its
owner, or to prejudice his rights in it.
Muriel was so agitated and incoherent
that they could make nothing of what
she said, and the detective came to busi-
ness brusquely:
"Don't know what you mean,
ma'am. I've nothing to do with your
box. Do you know this lady?"
"Yes, I know her: she is Miss Laura
Kingdon."
"Ex-actlyl She lives here?"
"She used to live here."
"Well, now I've got tofind her another
lodging. You may ask for her, ma'am,
at Marylebone Lane till to -morrow
morning."
Muriel became speechless. She stared
at Laura's pale face.
"I am arrested," said Laura.
"You1"
"That's the short of it, ma'am. The
railway -station affair."
"The what?"
"The murder on the Underground,"
said the detective, drawing Laura to the
door.
"They charge me with killing Ralph
Kestrel," explained Laura.
Muriel seized her arm:
"And you are going to prison—you
are going to be tried for the crime?"
"How can I help myself?"
"Tell them you are innocent."
"I cannot tell them that."
"You do not mean that you actually
killed him, and not -
"Hush! I will be answerable for
Ralph Kestrel's death."
There was a serene heroism in the
girl's face as she lifted it to Muriel with
these words. The detective observed it,
and began to feel a misgiving that some
mistake had been made. His manner
was much more gentle and courteous as
he requested Laura to accompany him
without further delay.
Laura, forgetting for the moment the
crime of which she accepted accusation,
and anxious to be reconciled to her
whilom friend, approached Muriel and
offered to embrace her,
saying:
"Do not think hardly of me, whatever
happens."
But Muriel recoiled from her fiercely.
"Think hardlyof
you!What
can I
think but the worst? What do I know
of you? Traitress! Murderess! Go to
prison, to the scaffold! I will never
look upon your false face again!"
Then Laura broke into tears, and with
a choking"God forgive ive ou,„
allowed
herself to be led away. And
Muriel, left
alone, paced wildly to and fro in the
drawing -room thinking of a dead lover
and a presumedly false friend, to the ex-
clusion of Dennis Donovan and of Cecil
Chester, whose despatch -box lay upon
the table.
CHAPTER xxrv.
A RECOGNITION,
In the darkness of the night, softly re-
lieved by the myriad stars that spread
over the heavens, the old brigantine the
Wanderer left her moorings, and dropped
down the river with the tide. Captain
Ben Dundas stood in the bow with - the
pilot, who from time to time issued in-
structions to the boatswain or the man
at the wheel.
Dorothy lay tossing restlessly in her
berth in the Captain's cabin. She could
not sleep. The warm night, the cramp-
ed proportions of the state -room, the
smell of tar, the constant rattle of ropes
and chains, and tramp of sailor's feet on
the deck :dove, the shrill pipe of the
boatswain's whistle, the shriek of steam -
tugs, the splash of the water against the
sides of the ship, and, worse than all, a
more than suspicion of cockroaches,
kept her wide awake.
At last she rose, dressed herself and
went 'on deck. How lonely and dismal
it seemed, even here hi the Thames with-
in hail of shore! What a melancholy
prospect was in the long. weary voyage
amass the Atlantic in this old vessel!
Her mind reverted to `the .lot which
would have been hers if she had fled from
her husband and become Ralph Kestrel's
mistress. Ralph Kestrel had exercised
a powerful magnetic influence over her
in his life, He had possessedthan mys-
terious power of compelling her mind to
obey his own even in separation, and it
was this control to which she had yielded
on the night of tic:- s:>rief and ill-fated
flight from home. fa. sse his death she
had not felt that atm -age spell. That he
•
no longer lived to torture her, Laura had
contrived to keep from her knowledge,
and Dorothy sometimes had a dread of
that influence being renewed, But on
this night, as they drifted down between
the gloom -enveloped shores, with the
dull,turgid
waters all around them,
she
lookd
for a return of Kestrel's fascina-
tion in vain,
She certainly loved him no more -if'
she had ever really loved him. Her heart
was wholly with her husband, and save
for that sad, cold parting with Laura,
she would have felt happy. in the pros-
pect
rospect of a voyage with him in spite of the
dullness, the noises, smells, cockroaches,
and other inconveniences. But Laura's'
strange manner in leaving her, the ab-
sence of any reluctance to let her go -
nay, the eagerness with which Laura had
in the last moments hastened her de-
parture -weighed upon Dorothy's mind,
and she crouched against the bulwarks
under the lee of the deck -house, and
conned over al] possible things that could
have built up the barrier between Laura
and herself. And as the black river -
craft glided past, and the shore -lights
glimmered and faded, she thought once
more of that horrible dream which she
had recounted to Laura -the dream in
which Ralph Kestrel lay dead; and an-
other vision rose with it in her memory
-a vision of a fierce, vengeful face and
a gleaming dagger.
As this image grew in vividness before
her morbid fancy she was startled by
the sharp crack of a lucifer-match close
by, and, glancing round from her shelter
behind the deck -house, she beheld that
very face illumined in the bright flame
by which Dennis Donovan was in the
act of lighting his pipe.
Before he threw away the match, Don-
ovan raised it in the still night air to
survey the deck in his immediate neigh-
bourhood, Dorothy shrank back unob-
served, but not before she had seen and
fully recognized the ferocious wild -beast
eyes of the assassin of Ralph Kestrel.
And with this recognition came back
all the circumstances of that night: the
death -struggle, the mortal thrust of the
knife, her face-to-face encounter with
the murderer, her flight, a pursuit, as
she supposed, and an escape which re-
mained still vague and incomprehen-
sible,
Dennis Donovan smoked on, in lonely
meditation, through the watches of the
night. and hour after hour did Dorothy
Dundas lie crouched within a few yards
of him watching, watching, ever with
the stealth and constancy of Fate.
Morning came, gray and yellow and
red: the fresh bright morning, with a
faint fragrance of the sea. The Wan-
derer lay at 'anchor off Gravesend. Such
light breeze as there was could' render
her no service. Donovan went below
and turned in when the stars had faded
out and daybreak gleamed upon the wet
decks; and Dorothy, shivering with
more than the biting rawness of the
morning air, crept to her husband's side.
and fell asleep in the grateful shelter of
their cabin.
They were still waiting for the wind
when she woke again. The sun was
high in the heavens, and Captain Dundas
stood by her bunk with some breakfast,
and tine morning's newspaper, which
had been brought off in a boat from the
shore and had not yet been opened, the
Captain not caring over -much to spell
out matters that chiefly concerned lands-
men.
"There little woman," said Dundas,
depositing the coffee and sundries within
easy reach, "It's 'most time you roused
up and took in some cargo. We're still
lying off -shore, and if you'd like to send
a letter to sister Laura, now'syourtime,
for we shan't sail until the wind changes.
Here's the London newspaper, too, as
you may like to see. Anything else you
want, think you?"
Assured that the breakfast, the news-
paper, and the other supplies were ade-
quate, he went on deck, and Dorothy,
with her thoughts bent upon her strange
vigil of last night, absently sipped her
coffee and unfolded the Daily Telegram„
What was this that caught her eye in
large letters at the head of a column?
"THE ASSASSINATION ON THE UN-
DERGROUND RAILWAY.
ARREST OF THE SUPPOSED MURDERESS. "
Her eyes were instantly riveted to the
page; she read on as follows:
"The police are still making investi-
gations as to the murder of Mr. Ralph
Kestrel, who was discovered stabbed to
the heart on the platform of the Maryle-
bone Station on the Underground Rail-
way in the early hours of the 23rd inst.
A clue to the assassin was subsequently
supplied by a porter, who, when closing
the station for the night, saw an: hys-
terical woman leave thep la
ce. It was
supposed that tine woman had fallen
asleep on a bench, and, waking only
when the lights had been turned out,
became wildly excited. es i 1
Efforts
c
were
made to track this woman, and a man
was told off to keep a special watch at
the scene of the crime, it being thought
probable that, with the strange persist-
ence peculiar to criminals of this class,
she would sooner or later be drawn back.
to the spot. This theory proved correct,
shortly after eight o'clock last night, a
young woman, alleged to be the same'
both in feature and dress as the one
wanted, alighted from a westward -bound
train, and, after pausing to examine the
spot where the murder took place, pass-
ed the barrier and walked in haste to a
house situate in the vicinity of Regent's
Park, where she was found in the very
act of restoring to its place a knife or
dagger of Oriental workmanship, and of
a pattern said to be precisely adapted to
tine infliction of such a wound as that
which proved fatal to the murdered man.
She was at once arrested on suspicion,
and will be brought up at Marylebone
police court to -day for preliminary ex-
amination. The railway official's pre-
vious silence is accounted for by the fact
that while he was locking up on the
nightof the murderhe left the station
door for a few moments, while he went
into the middle of the road to, speak to
his father, who is night-watchman of
some repairs which are going on there,
fearing' ear g' that if this were known he
might be discharged, he for seine time
maintained silence. It only remains to
add that the suspected person is a young
woman of prepossessing appearance•and
some cultivation. ' She has been living
as companion to aladynanneci O'Connor,
in whose house she was taken prisoner.
Her name is Laura Kingdon."
gave' ave'a great cry, and sprang
.
up. Laura arrested! ! Mistaken for
Dorothy's self! Yielding herself lip
without a murmur to be tried, judcred,
convicted, hanged for Dorothy's sake,
because she, Laura, 'believed her sister
guilty of shedding blood! It was too
horrible! That the believed Dorothy to
be guilty was clear from yesterday's
strange, cold panting-theeagerness
with which she sent her sister from her,
thousands of mniles'away. And, had not
this newspaper fallen into Dorothy's
hands, Laura would have borne shame,
suffering, even death, for love of her
to shield her, while the true culprii
was there, actually there on board that
ship, a refugee froth justice!
Yea, Dorothy saw it all plainly now.
This roan with the wild beast's eyes,
whom
she had watched all through
the
night, was the ferocious assailantwhose
Crime she had witnessed, and whom
she had confronted over the corpse of
Ralph' Kestrel
He must be seizedat once. She would
drag himLack to London, . and herself
testify to aura's innocence.
1'v
BE oun'1'ta wlD.
FLOWERING BULBS.
A lady writes to the Household that the
fall catalogues contain long lists of
Dutch bulbs and greenhouse plants from
which we should wisely select those of
easy culture, yet which, it planted in
succession, will yield their blossoms all
through the season. The tulip ranks
among the first in popularity, but is not
as well adapted to window culture as
the hyacinth, which reduces it; gorge-
ous spikes of red; white and blue flowers,
under the most adverse circumstances.
The newest varieties are expensive, but
the Roman, Poupon, Grape and Belgian
hyacinths are cheap and very satisfac-
tory. Next in popularity comes the nar-
cissus. Both the hyacinth and narcissus
can be grown in glasses of water filled
with pebbles on which to rest the bulbs.
If grown in pots give them a rich light
soil, say ' one part each of garden
loam, leaf mould, sand and old, well -rot-
ted stable manure. The sand is an im-
portant ingredient, as it serves to carry
off the surplus water from the base of the
bulb, and so prevents decay. Do not be
sparing of water on the two above-named
bulbs if you want a thrifty growth.
Deering numerous delicate, star-shaped
flowers of the melt brilliant colors upon
long, stiff, grass -like stens, the ixia
should have a place in every window
garden of the laud, while the fragrance
of the freesia places it upon an equality
with the ix'a. Lastly, the double Per-
sian ranunculus should figure in our col-
lection. It yields flowers as double as•,
roses, of many colors, black, white, yel-
low, pink and variegated. The Grant
French and Turban are equally, good.
With a pot or two of each of the above-
named varieties we would have a beau-
tiful display that requires but a small
outlay, and needs but little care. bore
differ essentially in culture, a rich, light
soil tieing the chief requisite. A pot
measuring five inches across the top will
contain three hyacinths or narcissus
bulbs, five or six freesias, tales or ran-
unculuses. Commencing to pot the first
week in September, con.inue at intervals
for two weeks up to the first of Decem-
ber; or they may be planted all at once,
and brought, a few at a time, from their
hiding places each fortnight, In plant-
iug,fill the pot loosely, then press the
bulbs down at equal distances apart, so
that about one-sixth remains above the
soil. The leaf and flower growth will be
much healthier and more rapid if the
pot be laid away in some cool, dark
place from four to eight weeks, or until
the roots develop well. There are ninny
other bulbs for winter flowering, but I
have named the cheapest, the easiest of
cultivation, and yet the sweetest and
most beautifully colored. '
Horticultural Notes.
The farmer may have his berries, at
first cost. He saves expense of picking
and provides a pleasure for wife and
children.
Some varieties do well in most local-
ities,and may be used without risk ;others,
especially new kinds, should be first tried
in a limited way, then propagate such as
do the best for you.
Scraggly window gardens, that are not
made so by neglect or lack of skill, are
usually the result of the gross ignorance
or grosser greed of their owners, who just
work their plants to death.
Callas are bulbs that the older they
are the larger and sir nger they should
be, and oases are on record where the
same bulbs have been "in the family" for
thirty years, and still continue to give
from four to six blooms each winter. In
these cases, the Callas were not set in the
borders summers, but were given a six -
months' rest, a vacation that they had
well earned.
A great deal depends on having the soil
properly firmed about the roots when the
planting is done. But it will need shine
care afterwards. The effect of frost is to
loosen the soil, and also to lift it up with
the roots which it encloses. It is quite
common to sea trees that have been set
out in the fall, tilted AACl
twisted by
winds in the early spring,
the topof the
.-,
tree being used as a lever. Sometimes
are .uta against the tree 1
props to hold it
P g
against the wind. But the
frost lifts the
props as well as the tree, and by spring
both aro ready to fall over together. The
best way to guard against this is by put-
ting more earth around all sides of the
trunk so as t
op ✓event thesoilfreez-
ing
from fr z-.
ing so deeply.
The garden is always better for being
fall plowed, and it can often be done with.
best advantage when the surface soil is
frozen an inch or so in depth. This will
not interfere with the plowing. The
frozen soil, turned to the bottom of the
furrow late in the season, will often re-
main in that condition all winter. This
will insure more thorough pulverization
of the soil than can be got in any other
way. Of course after plowing the garden
the surface should be left as rough as pos-
sible. Dragging will compact it too.
much, and make the freezing less effect-
ive. There is some waste of fertility in
fall plowing, but gardens are usually very
rich, and can afford to lose some fertility
if what remains is put in more available
condition as plant food.
In transplanting trees, or in planting
young trees directly from the nursery,
either for shade or ornament, the trees
themselves should be carefully selected,
and the greatest possible care should be
taken in removing them to preserve the,
largest possible quantity of living roots,
and especially of the small fibrous root-
lets on the sides and ends of the larger
ones, for these furnish the true root
mouths by which the tree is to be fed.
It seems scarcely necessary to add that
these rootlets should be kept moist and as
far as possible in the Bark until they are
again put into the ground. Very few
trees that have bean exposed after lifting
to the sun and the wird' for days or even
ander some circumstances for hem's, are
worth the trouble of planting and this is,
especially true of shade trees.
A I, Ise Cook.
New Chambermaid -Are there really
so many mice in this house?
Cook -Of course. not, Ia determin-
ed, s however, that the mistress should get
a cat. You see, I've a young man who
calls on me pretty often, and we must be
able to account in some way for the food
I give him-Fliegende Biaetter.
Mit AND MRS. BOWSER
All husbands are always right and al-
ways consistent, and Mr. Bowser Is no
e•oeto !
z p [ to the rule. If thingsall
�go
right he congratulates himself that they
do, and lays into hisgood judgment. It
things go wrong, . some one else . is : to
blame for it, and it is more convenient to
lay it on Mrs. Bowser than any one else.
Not long ago Mr, P.owser reached hone
In a rainstorm; He had his mind all made
up as to what he should say before he
entered the house,and as Mrs. Bowser met
him in the hall he glared at her in a stony
way and said:
"Perhaps you call to mind a remark I
made as I left the house this morning?
"About the weather? she queried.
"Yes, ma'am, about the weather!
Didn't I say it would probably pour down
in pints and quarts and barrels before
night? It has done so, and I haven't a dry
thread on me!
"Then don't lose a minute In getting
into dry clothes."
"Never mind the dry clothes! I shall
probably have the pneumonia and die, but
that will be what you are looking fort
It might have occurred to some wives,
when they saw their clear husband going
away without an umorella, to-="
' "Why, you took your umbrella along!"
she interrupted.
, "Never!"
"Of course you did! Don't you re-
member dropping it at the door? You
IOW
"LOOK AT THAT INFERNAL OLD JUNSSnIOP.'
. walked right out of the office and left it
there."
"I did, eh? Why don't you call me a
first-olass idiot and be done with It!"
"You must have done so,for you surely
carried it away with you."
That's exactly what he did do, and he
knew he did, but ho squirmed out of it
by offering to hot her a million dollars to
a cent that the front door had been left
wide open all the afternoon, and that a
hall thief had carried off half the stuff
dow nstairs.
One morning there was a smell of gas
down cellar, and DIr. Bowser went down
to see if lie could discover a leak. He
put on an old hat kept for "poking
around," and when he left the house he
Wore it away. It was rusty and spotted
and broken, and it was only when the
boys down town began to "shoot that
hat" that he tumbled to it. Then he flew
back with his ayes hanging out and his
face of a plain color, and ho was no soon-
er inside the door than he shouted:
"Look at it, Mrs. Bowser -look at
that infernal old junkshop which you de-
liberately saw me wear away on my head
and never said a word about it!"
"Did you wear that hat down town?"
"Did I! Did I!" he shouted, as be
banged it on the floor and jumped on it,
"But I didn't see you go. I was up-
stairs when you left, Mr. Bowser. You
are very absent min.ied,"
"I am, eh? It's a wonder I don't for-
get to come home, isn't it? Mrs. Bowser,
if there's another house in the United
States as badly mismanaged as this, I'd
like to see it!"
"But you can't blame me because you
wore your old bat away !" she protested.
"That's it -that's it! Shoulder it oh
on me! The papers talk about the start-
ling number of divorces. It's a wonder
to me there are not five times as many!"
One day Mr. Bowser brought home a
patent corkscrew which some fakir had
sold him, and Mrs. Bowser saw him drop
it Into a wail pocket. A week later, after
wandering aroand the house for half an
hour one evening, he halted before her
and said:
"I'll be hanged if I don't get some
chains and padlocks and see if I can't
have things where I left them!"
"What
"I brought home a can -opener a few
days ago and left it on
a bracket of in the
dining -room. It gone, go e, of course -prob-
ably given away to some big, lazy tramp!
It's a wonder we have a thing left in the
house!"
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never heardr
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of a can -opener, I'll hire some one to
write you out a history of it. It was in-
vented to open cans."
Why, we have two or thres in the
kitchen, Do you mean a can -opener?"
"I don't mean windmills or thrashing
machines."
"You had it in a pink paper?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"It was the day the man fixed the
furnace?"
"It was,"
"Wali, I saw you drop it in that wall
pocket, and it is a corkscrew and not a
can -opener,"
"It is,eh? Perhaps I don't know a hitch-
ing post from the city ball," he growled
es he ruched for the parcel and unrolled it.
It was a corkscrew. It was made and
sold for a corkscrew.
"Didn't I tell you?" queried Mrs.
Bowser:
"Tell me what? Told me it was a cork
screw, and it's a can opener, just as I said
it was!''
"It's a' corkscrew!"
"It's a can -opener 1"
And as laughs Mr. Bowser draws the
breath of life lie will sack to it, because
he said so in the first place,
Like other husbands, Mr.. Bowser is
greatly worried over the safety of his wal-
let while around the house, 1 -Xe has an
idea that Mrs. Bowser would give tens
years of her lifeto get that wallet in her
hands -,for about two minutes, and that
she lies awake a good share of every night
in the year wondering where he hid it
when ho went to bed. Iie "slakes it, a
religious duty. to conceal it every night
and tocount over the funds the First
thing, in the morning. One : morning,
strange as i,t may seem, he left the hones
without taking his wallet, which he had
hidden the night before under the bureau.,
He had been gone about an hour when:
there was a great clatter on the 'front
steps, the door flew open, and he' rushed
into the back parlor and stood before Mrs.
Bowser.
She was so upset that she could only
faintly gasp:
"Mr. Bowser, is mother dead?"
4`Mother dead!" he yelled in reply,
"what do I know about your mother!
Mrs. Bowser,Pe been robbed!"
"No!" 1
"And in my own house at that! Some
time during the night some one got out
of bed and stole my wallet!"
"Impossible! Was it in your coat?"
"Well, no -not exactly. For fear of
burglars I-"
"You what?" she asked, as he hesitated
and looked confused.
He rushed upstairs, and she followed
in time to see him pull the wallet from
under the dresser. tartly
you were not robbed!" she to y
observed,
"N -no -not quite; not this time. But
let this be a great moral lesson to you.
Mrs Bowser -never to meddle with my
wallet! That's something no husband
will put up with." •
"I never touched your old wallet!"
"And see that you never do! And
dont't talk back, Mrs Bowser. You have
had a very narrow escape, and you ought
to be thankful for it-"ery thankful.
Some husbands would have raised a row;
but I think you understand me, and I
think the lesson will not be lost on you."
Better Titan a Curb.
Down near G oldsboro, N. C., I turned
in from the dusty highway and asked a
native sitting iu front of his cabin if I
could get a drink of water. He said I
could, and I walked with him to a hole
in the ground a few yards away. He
didn't have to go down over fifteen feet,
and there was water to the depth of five
feet in the holo. It was neither stoned up,
nor was there a curb around it, and as
there were several children around and
the well was near the door I said:
"I should think you would have a
curb around this well."
"What fur?" he asced,
"Don't the children run a risk of fall-
ing in?"
"I reckon."
"And wouldn't a curb lessen the
chances?"
"It nought, but 't'vould take a beep
of lumber anti time. I've got a cheaper
way, Look at that,"
He pointed to a pole stuck on end in
the well, and while I was trying to make
out what It was for, he said:
"That's fur them to climb out on when
they tumble in, and it beats a curb all
holler."
An Ear Came Between Then .
An everyday lien's egg nearly caused a
rupture between a Chester young woman
and her lover. While in the poultry yard
two weeks ago she picked up the egg, and
placed it in the pocket of her mackintosh,
but before she returned to the house the
egg was forgotten. The mackintosh was
hung on the hook and was not disturbed
until a night or two ago, when it was
donned by the young lady, and when the
arni of the lover embraced her the long-
suffering egg gave way.
Soon the lover grew abstracted, and
graduals- withdrew his arm. Ho edged
off from the girl and, touched to the
quick, and not undortanding his coldness,
she also widened the space, Finally, seiz-
ing his hat, the lover muttered an excuse
and left the premises, and the girl fled
Into the house, where she burst into tears.
The broken egg made its presence felt in
the house to the other members of the
family, but as the young lady had a cold
she hal not noticed the aroma which drove
off her lover. A reconciliation followed,
and the lover explained that he was
angered to think that the girl he loved
could tolerate an odor so awful as that.
-Philadelphia Record,
A Soulless Skeptic.
"I'm tired," remarked the spectacular
scoffer, "of reading these stories about
the wayward son or the disowned daugh-
ter who invariably come back on Thanks-
giving Day or Christmas, to be received
into the bosom of the family,"
"Why," replied his wife, "how hard-
hearted you are! Surely you must be
touched by their repentance?"
"Not as much as I'd like to be. I'd be
more impressed if they'd select some day
for coining home when they aren't dead
sure the family is going to have roast
turkey for dinner."-washington. Star.
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An Acquired Gift.
"I'm a victim of kleptomania, yens
Honor, ' pleaded the prisoner. "I can'i
help stealing."
"Indeed," said the justice, ' with in.
terest. "I've beard of such cases. L
your kleptomania a natural or acquired
gift?"
"Acquired, your Honor," replied the
prisoner, thoughtlessly.
"I thought so. Ton dollars and costs.
Call the next ossa." -Chicago Post.
His Way.
Mrs. Bingo -I wish you would tell
that servant girl that, we don't require bar
any mare.
Bingo -Certainly, nay dear. (La'er
to
servant.) Bridget,
Mrs. Bingo wants to
see you." -Life.
Not an Idle Boast. .....
Dool an -Fit sayshe's
ed from, some of the greatest houusesses -.
sn
Ireland.
• Mulcahy -Muslin!
So Be did mair
ysthe tna-on a laddher!-Ptck,
ANew One on the Moist
ci-in->Law,
Dr. Iidiem -Your mot
they -in-law will
o toa'w 1
have to�g
warmer climate.
Ben Henpecked (with tears' of '
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his eyes)m e`
-Doctor, will you perform the
operation? -Truth.
Her Pre Dirence,
Mrs. Do Gabb-A
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like to be clothed:
with the right g t of suff-
rage, my good woman?
Mrs. McLnbberty-ni belays) 0u
d rath-
er hov a plum coolereit silk dress, tnv it's
alta dhe same to yes, mum, -Puck.