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The Exeter Advocate, 1895-8-9, Page 7WONDERS OF THE EYE REV. DR. TALMAGE PREACHES UPON ITS MARVELOUS CONSTRUCTION. afe .Also Shows Row ldruch more Over- eebehniug IG the Indescribably Search- ing Ivo of Gioa-arlie Ram of tie Resur- rection—Sight Restored, New Tork,July 29.—Bev. Dr Talmage : - who is still absent on his summer preaoh• in tour in the West and Southwest, pee- parecl for yesterday a sermon on "The All Seeing," the text seleeted beiug Psalm xolv, 9, "He that formed the eye, •ellen he not see?" • The imperial organ of the human Ws - tem is the eye. All up and down the Bible God boners it, extols it, illustrates It, or arroigns it. Five hundred and' thirtayaur times it is mentionoo in the Omnipresence—"the eyes of tbe Lord are in every place." Divine care— "as the apple of the eye." The cloads— " the eyelids of the morniug." 'never- euce—"the eye that mocketui at its father." Pride—"Ob, how lofty are their eyes!" Inattention—"the fool's eye in the ends of tile earth." I51vine inspeo- tion—"wheels full of eyes," Suddenness —"in the twinkling of an eye at the last trump." Olivetio sermon— 'the light of the body is the eye." This text—"He that formed the eye, shall he not see?" The surgeons, the dootors, the anatomists and the physiologists understand onuoh of the glories of the two great lights of the human facie, but the vast multitudes go on from cradle to grave without any ap- preciation of the two great masterpieces of the Lord God Ahnighty. If God had lacked anything of infinite wisdom, he would hate failed in 'creating the human eye. We wander through the earth trying to see wonderful sights, but the naost wonderful sight that we ever' see is not so wonderful as the instrument" through which we see it. It hes been a strange thing to xne for forty years that scene scientist, with enough eloquence and magnetism, did not go through the eountry with illustrat- ed Jecrures on canvas thirty feet sqoare to startle and thrill and overwhelm Christendom with the marvels of the hu- man eye. We want the eye taken from all its technicalities and some one who shall ley aside all talk about the ptery- gomaxi ilary fissures, and the sclerotica, and tho °blame of the optic nerve, and in common parlance, veleich you and I and everybody clan understand, present the subject. We have learned, men who have been telling as what our origin is and what we were. Oh I if some one should come forth from the dissecting table and from the classroom of the uni- versity and take the platform, and, ask- ing tbe help of the Creator, demonstrate tbe wonders of what we are! • If I refer to the physioloigcal facts sug- gested by the former part of my text, it is only to bring out in a plainer way the theological lessons of the latter part of nay text "He tloat formed the aye, shall he not see?" I suppose my text referred to the 'moan eye, since it excels all others in structure and in adaptation. • The eyes of fish and reptiles and orioles and bats are very simple things, because they have not much to do. There are in- ots with a hundred eyes, but the hun- dred eyes have less faculty than the hu- man eyes. The black battle swiraraing the summer pond has two eyes under water and two eyes above the water, but the foue inseotile are not equal to the two human. Man, placed at the bead of all living oreatuyes, must have supreme equipment, while the blind fish in the Mammoth cave of Kentucky have only an undeveloped organ of sight, an apology. for the eye, which, if through some crevice of the mountain they should 'get into the sunlightmight be developed into pos- itive eyesight. In the arst chapter of Genesis we find that God, without any consultation, created the light, created the trees. created the fish, oreated the fowl, but when he was about to make man he called a convention' of divinity, as though to imply that all the powers of Godhead were to be enlisted in the achievement. "Let us make man." Put a ton of emphasis on that -word "us." "Let us make man." And if God called a convention of divinity to oreate man I think the two great questions in that conference were how to create a soul and how to make an appropriate window for that emperor to look Out of. See how God honored the eye before he created it He cried, until chaos was irradiated with the utierance. "Let there be light!" In other words, before be in- troduced mao into this temple of the world he illuaninated it prepared it for the eyesight. And so .after the last hu- man eye has been destroyed in thefinal demolition of the world stars are Metall and tho sun is to cease its shining and She moon is to turn into blood. In other words after the human eyes are no more to be profited by their shining, the chan- deliers of heaven are to be turned out. God to, educate mid to bless and to help the Marian eye sot in the mantel of heaven two lamps—a gold lamp and a silver iamp—the ono for the day and the other for the night To show bow God. boners the eye, • look at the two halls built for tbe residence of the eyes, seven bones making the wall for each eye, the seven bones curiously wrought together. Kingly palace of ivory is considered rich, hut the halls for the residence of the hu- man eye are richer by so much as human bone 18 more sacred than elephentine ., lm, . so that ,- tusk, See how God 'honored the eyes ien he made a roof for the the sweat of toil should not smart them • and the rein dashing against the fore- head should not drip into Omni, the eye- brows not bending over the eye, but reachleg to the right mid to the loft, so that the rain and the sweat should be compelled to deep upon the cheek, instead of falling into this divinely protected hu- man ceosight See haw God honored the • eye in the fact presented by anatomists .and physiologists thee there are 800 con- trivantes in every eye. For window .shuttors, the eyelids opening and closing .80,000 times a day. The eyelashes so con- strued that they have their selection as to What shall be admitted., saying to the lefa dest, "Stay out," and saying to the' •lig a, "Conn in," Vet inside contains the iris, ot pupil of the eye, according as the light is greater or less, contracting or dilating. Tloo eye of the owl is blind in the da - time, the eyes of soon(' oreatures are blind at nigat, bat the human eye, so marvel- ously consteuoted, can see both by day ' and by bight. Many of the other ma- •, turee of God ean mate the eye only nom •eide to eide, but the !lumen °peso marvel - Orley constructed, has one miasele to lift the eyeand another muscle • to lower the eye, and another muscle to rell it to the right and another muscles to roll it to the Mat taid another ninsele pustule themigh Op pulley to turn it roaaa dround—an minieteriug spirits sem forth tO inalleter elaborate aortas ef fax =macs fe/peafeee to those who shall be heirs Of ;salvation? a But human imputation, and angello 111 s (4could make them, There also is the retina, gathering the raye of light ePeetienaind seellar inspection, and lunar Inspection and solar inspection tire tone ataVol;tsithingetrhve% ViaSallott tSb8iielnoaoslosnegf compared with the thought of divine the lampwica—passing the visual impres- insaeati°0* ""Zini converted inetwenty Sion an to the sensorium aud on into the Yc.ars ago," said a black nianit° soul. What a delicate lens, what au ex- father. "How so?" saki my father. quisito soreeu, what soft eushiona waat "Twenty years ago," said the other, "in wonderful chemistra of the huff= eye! the old schocelhouse prayer meeting at Tnhoeisteiree wwlai es thheedr wb•ya s7eesPl oowr wake,streamr 011! tia73°11"Taiel, j3Gr000dk, eoeusaid s t ' nandY" 117:"ItY1 enro' ing Inmerooptibit over the pebble of the Peace under the eye of God until I be - eye and emptying into a bone of the •°anist Christian," Hear it- "The eyes nostril. A. ountrieame so wonderful that of the Lord are In every place." eyelids try the children of men." "His it van see the sun 96 000,000 miles away and the point of a pin. Telescope and eYes were as a name of fire." "/ will guide the with opine eye," Oh, tbe eye xnicrosoope in the same contrivance. The astronomea swings and moves this way of God, so full of pity, so full of power, and that and adjusts and readjusts the so full of love, so full of indignation, 00 telescope until he gets it to the eight full of compassion, so full of mercy How it Deers throtigh the darkness! How recoils. The inierosoopist moves this way it and that and adjusts and readjusts the outshines the day 1 How it glares upon the offender 1 How it beams on the peni- magnifying glass until it is prepared to tent; soul! Talk ebout the buman eye do its work, but the human eye, without A beiug indeseribably wonderful—how a touch, beholds the star and the smallest much more wondeiful the greatsearobing. hDpent. The traveler among the Alps with one gleam takes in Mont Blano lm overwheing eye of God! All eternity past and all eternity to 001110 on that re- hO the face ot his watch to see whether time has time to climb it. The eyes with which we look 'oat° Oh, tale wonderful camera obscure, each other's face to -day suggest it. It which you and I carry about vvith us, so stands written twice on your face and to -day we can take in our friends, so from twitie on mine, unless through casualty the top of Mount Washington we can one or both have been obliterated. "He take in New England, so at night we can that formed the eye, shall he not see?" sweep het° our vision the constellations Oh, the eye of God! It sees our sorrows from horizon to horizon, So delicate, so to assuage thexu, sees our peplexities to semi -infinite, and yet the nett coming disentangle thane sees our wants to sym- 95,000,000 of miles at the rate of e0e000 pathize with them. If we figlat him back, miles a second is obliged to halt au the gate of the eye, waiting for admission until the eye of an antagonist. If we ask his grace, the eye of an everlasting friend. the portcullis be lifted. Sometbing hurl- You often find in a book or ruanuscript ed 95,000,000 of miles and striking an in - a star calling your attention to a footnote strument watch has not the agitation of even winking under the power of the or explanation. That star the printer oalls an asterisk. But all the stars of stroke. There, also, is the Ineroiful ar- the night are asterisks calling your atten- rangement of the tear gland, by which tion to God, an all -observing God. Our the eye is washed And from which rolls the every nerve a divine handwriting. Our tide waich brings the relief that comes in every muscle a pulley divinely swung. tears when SODA° bereavement or great Our every bone sculptured with divine loss strikes us. The tear is not an tong - suggestion. Our every eye a reflection of mentation of sorrow, but the breaking up of the erode of frozen grief in the warm the divine eye. God above us, and God gulf stream of consolation. Incapacity beneath us, and God before us, and God to weep is madness or death. Thank God behind us, and God within us. What a for the tear glands, and that the crystal stupeudous thing to live 1 What a stu- pendous thing to die! No such thing as gates are so easily opened! Oh, the wonderful hydraulic apparatus of the hidden transgression. A dramatics advocate in olden times, at human eye. Divinely constructed vision! night in a courtroom, persuaded of the Two lighthouses at the harbor of the innocence of bis client °barged with immortal soul, under the shining of whioh the world sails in and drops anchormurder and of the guilt of the witness What an anthem of praise to God is the. who was trying to swear the poor man's human eye The tongue is speechless and life away—that advocate took up two bright lamps and thrust them close up to a clumsy instrument of expression as the face of the witness and cried, May compared with it Have you not seen it flash with indignation, or kindle with it please the court and gentlemen of the enthusiasm or expand with devotion, or jury, behold the neurderee I" and the mart, melt with sympathy, or stare with fright, practically under tbat awful glare, con. or leer with villiany, or droop with sad- fessed that be was the criminal instead ness, or pale with envy, or fire with re- of the man arraigned at the bar. Oh, venge, or twinkle with mirth, or beam nay friends, our most htdden sin is under with love. at is tragedy and comedy and a brighter light than that. It is under pastoral and lyric in turn. Have .you the burning eye of God. He is not a not seen its uplifted brow of surprise. or blind giant stumbling through the its frown of wrath, or its contraction' of heavens. He is not a blind monarch fool - path? If the eye say one thing and the hog for the step of his chariot. Are you lips say another thing, you believe the wronged? He sees it. Are you poor? He eye rather than the lips. sees it. Haveyou domestic perturbation The eyes of Achibald Alexander and onfnws it "Oh " you say, "my affairs are bath the world knows nothing? He , Charles G. Finney were the mightiest "a'" so insignificant I can't realize that God part of their sermon. George Whitefield aee and sees tofpd, Can you enthralled great assembla,ges with his oyes, though they were crippled witn see the point of a pin? Can you see the strabismus. Many a military chieftain eye of a needle? Can you see a mote in bas with a look hurled a reigment to Vie- the sunbeam? And has God given you tory or to death. Martin Luther turned that pewee of minute observation and does his great eye on an assassin who came to he not possess it himself? "He that take his life, and the villain fled. • 'Under formed the eye, shall he not see. ?" the glance of the human eye the tiger, But you say: "God is in one world, witb five times a man's strength, snarls aud I one in another world. He seems so back into the African jungle. But those far off from me, I don't really think he best appreciate the value of the eye who sees what iagoing on in my life." Can have lost it. The Emperor Adrian by you see ahe sun 95,000,000 miles away, accident put out the eye of his servant, and do you not think that God bas a pro - and he said to his servant: "What shall I longed vision? But you say, "There are pay you in, money or in lands? Anything you ask me. I am so sotry I put your eye out." But the servant refused to put any linanoial estimate on the value of the eye, and when the emperor urged and urged again the matter he said, Oh, em- peror, I want nothing but my lost eye." Alas for those for whom a thick and im- penetrable vail is drawn across the face of the heavens and the face of one's own kindred! That was a pathetic scene when a blind man lighted a torch at night and was found passing along the highway, and some one said, Way do you carry that torch When you can't see?" "Ah 1" said he, I can't see but I carry this torch that others may see me and pity my belp- iessness and not run um down." Samson, the giant, with his eyes put out by the Pailistines, is more helpless than the smallest dwarf with vision undamaged. All the sympathies of Christ were stirred when he saw Bartinieus with darkened retina, ancl the only salve he Over made that we read of was a mixture of dust and saliva and a prayer, with winch he through this world under perpetual ob- oared the eyes of a man blind from his somation, or were dependent on the hand of a friend, or with an uncertain staff felt their way, and for the aged of dim sight about vebom it may be said that "they which look, out of the windows are darkened" when eternal • daybreak comes In! What a beautiful epitaph that was for a toxnbstonein a European cem- etery, "Here reposes. in God, Katrina, a saint, 85 years of age and blind. The light was restored to her May 10, 1840." THE OQEAN'S WONDERS Bin Nye peseribee Ills Trip Thrones a Sea Gardet,. One Of the xnest charming trips abont Nassau or the Bahamas is a sail over the sea garaens,where all below you there is a wilderuess of coral and submarine growth three to ten fathoms, but with a water glass perfectly •visible. It is a per- fect marvel.of raiabove coloring of ani- mal, vegetable and mineral growth. You sail out a few miles from Nesse% Ansi then anehor your catboat, get into a glass-bottoon rowboat and slowly drift in • aelightfal indolence over the wist marine oonservatory, while in and out among the Meal eaves the beautiful angel fish, the hunaning bird fish or the miaow fish softly floats like a healthy dream. Sixteen shillings will pay for the trip, and you may take the clay for it if you Want to do so. We sailed over to Rog Island, went ashoee and gathered all the oranges, qua- eard apples, mcoauuts, sapodillas, eto., ea"- e" ae.e. 1 „ p".00° e -- a------ tea eee, ' 1/4- , r'•-• „-- ... .- ..,---- - e...,.... ,...,,....;,,...:, _,,.,,_, -. sN I ..1""r•Cqr.' adar. Lr.P 4' .2tre, THE sat. GARDENS. that we could eat during the day; then we sailed on forth° sea gardens, where we anchored and took to the glass -bottom boat. We had a colored diver, and whenever we saw a bouquet growing on the bottom of the sea that pleased us he would go down and pluck it for us so that we would not get our feet wet. You cannot, gentle reader, imagine how funny he looked under the glass bottom of our boat, strol- ling about in the vasty deep gathering sea fans aud all sorts of things for us. , Once he got hold of a sea fan nearly a yard in diameter and a soft heliotrope in color, but it was grown to the bottom of the ocean so thinly that, though he braced himself and lifted till he was black in the face, he could not get it. He moved the huge coral boulder on which it grew, but looking up at us shook his head, and I motioned for him to leave it, for I fear- ed that he might mar the bottom of the sea and let the water out mayhap. After a half hour I thought I would note the bouquet and fragrance of our ocean plants. I shall always regret it. The son fan after a half hear in the air smells like—everything! It smells like Lazarus when his sister objected to the opening of his tomb. If you pluck the fuana of the sea, do not carry it in your trunk, for you will be stopped at quarantine and subjected to honeying delays. • One of the queer sights here in the tropics is the jewiish. I do not knpw why he is called the jevelish. No one SeeMS to know unless it be that wherever you find him you will note that he seems to own that block and the adjoining one also. He attains a weight of 600 pounds somepaases of nay life and there are colors— times and is good for food. He does not shades of color—in my annoyances and riso to the fly, however, and is not a game fish. In fact, when the fisherman wants nay vexations that I don't think God can understand." Does not God gather up all the colors and all the shades of color In the rainbow? And do you suppose him, he goes clown and. gently puts the hook in: his mouth while the partner in the boat laauls away. It is very exciting. Shore is any phase or any shade 50 your It is about as sportsmanlike as it is to life he has not gathered up in his own move a county seat by putting a bent pin heart? Besides tbat, I want to tell you it under the county when it sits down. will soon all be over, this struggle. That •Sharks are very plentiful all the way eye of yours, so exquisitely fashioned and from here up to Long Branoh and even strung and hinged and roofed, will before to Nantucket. The leopard shark is a long be closed in the last slumber. Loa_ mean, low coyote of the seceand will eat a ing bands will smooth down the silken, little child that never did a wrong to any fringes. So he giveth his beloved sleep. one quicker than he will a lovely lady old A legend of St. Fortobert is that his with black hose. The leopard shark bas mother was blind, and he was so sorely slow, retreating forehead, like that of the pitiful for the misfortune that one day • codfish ball, and will often set up till a brder to eat a late hour of the night in in sympathy he kissed her eyes, and by miracle she saw everything. But it was Welsh rarebit from Swansea. The simile not a legend when I tell you that all the blind eyes of the Christian dead under the kiss of the resurrection morn shall gloriously open. Oh, what a day that will be for those who • went growling nativity. The value of the eye is shown as much by its catastrophe as by its healthful action. Ask the man who for twenty years 509 1105 seen • the sun rise. And the man who for half a century has net seen the face of a friend. Ask in the aospital the victim of ophthalmia. Ask the man whose eyesight perished in a powder blast. • Ask the Bartimeus who never met a Christ or the man born blind who is to aie blind. Ask him. • This morning, in ray imperfect way, I have only hinted at the splendors, the glories, the wonders, the divine revela- tions, the apocalypses of the human eye, and I stagger back from the awful portals of the physiological miracle which must bay° taxed the ingenuity of a God to cry out in your ears the words of isay text, "He that formed the eye, shall he not see?" Shall Herschel not know as much as his telescope? bhall Eraunhoferr not know as much as bis spectroscope? Shell Sevainmerdan not know as enuch as his microscope? Shall Dr. Hooke not know that of Secretes I can not. as much as his micrometer? Shall the The characteristic of Chaucer is inton- ; thing formed know more than its master2 sleY; of Spenser. remotenessof Milton, elevatiou ; of Shakspoare, everything. He was one Of those men, moreover, who possess almost every gift except the gift of the power to use thein. A hian's nature rubs either to herbs or weeds; therefore, lot him seasonably water the ono and destroy the other. MULTUM IN PARVO. God governs the world, and we have only to do our duty wisely and leave the iesue to him. The head has the most beautiful ap- pearance, as well as the highest station, in a human figure. a • The future does not come from before to meet us, but comes streaming up froin behind over our heeds. I oan easily conceive Socrates in tile piece of Aloxandea bat Alexander in "He that forxned the eye, shall he not see?" • The recoil of this question is tremend- ous. We stand at the centre of a Vast cir- cumference of observation. No privacy, On us,eyes of cherubim, eyes of seraphim, twee of archangel, eyes of God. We may uot be able to see the inhabitants of other worlds, but perhaps they may be able to see us. We have tot optical instruments stroog enough to descry thorn, Perhaps they have optical instruments strong 'Omagh to dewy us. The mole mullet 600 the eagle inielsky, bue the eagle mid, sky eat see Moo mole midgrass. We are able to see mountains and caverns of an- other worla, but perhaps the inhabitants oa other evorlds can see the toeVers of our cities, the flash of OUr Seas, the marching of our ptoceseions, the white robes of our Weddings, the black sixes ot out obeequ- It passes mit from the guess into the posithe when we ate told in the Bible that the inbabitants of other Worlds (lc) SWEEDISH PROVERBS. • "When the oat is away, the rats dein° on the table, " "A new beceon sweeps well but an old one is the best for the corners," "One bird in the hand is better than ten On the roof." "When the stoek Is satisfied, the food Is bitter." , "To read and not to know' is to plough and eat to sovv." "That which is eaten from the pot never conles to the platter." You ghotildtvt sitotince yout tome as sahao haa Are they not ha, HY $Sthe Sheltie of feehieti. swims with great indolence until he hears the gong for dinner, and then the eye can- not follow Ms motions. He darts like a streak 62 delayed lightning that is trying So make up time. Sometiones a leopard sbark will spring full length into the air and land on the deck of a low sailboat. Our pilot had a visit of Coat klad Once off Ocean Grove. Ho says he would rather go boating with a total stranger than be joined that way by a leopard shark. The iirst thing to do with a shark is to cut off his tail; ''tlien he will die. But he does not rely on his head so much. Re places no mere dependence on his brains than a national financier. But if you out off his tail he soon dies. ' N.33.—While cutting off the shark's tail it is always a good plan to see that he does not bite you. When a shark gets a man in his mouth he cannot reconsider even if ho would like to do so, for the teeth point inward, • aaid, like a boat constrictor,he necty choke to death, but he comet even by joint re- solution move to reconsider. I have an uncle who was last seen en- tering a shark off Now Zealand twenty- seven years ago, coal we all fear the worst regarding him. He was a man who al- ways tried to got home for the holidays, and it has been so long now we felt al- most certain diet he has been delayed by something he had not calculated on. Twenty-seven times we have waited by the yuleticle for hint and twenty-seven times he has not came. BIte, Nva. • Remy to Guess the Correct size, • "I Went to git a collar fer my hus band," said the harataced woman, and I declare I have plumb forgot the size. gineray buy all his Milers and ties fet too.'1 "Ah 1" said the estate olerk. "Then you probably want about is thirteen and a half or fourteen." "Yes, Shoat's riglit but 1 don't see hole you guessed it so easy." I have noticed Shat a Man Who lets his Wife buy all his haberdashery foe him usually has a neele of aboub that size,' Tribilue. A Clever One. Daisa—Ifid the Count say he laved you? Madge—Oh, fiddlestickel no. Theta! Telly 1 atcepted him. ale Was sel honed about 15. THe BLUE PaNala. OW Nye Slakes a Few eteaiarke About Os • Use on the Mg IniGies, There was a time it few years ago wheu would prostitute ray great gift ot word painting to almost anything at a price. I fell in the summer of 1.876, • when a sad aoOkiug man came in and laid On my desk the stetemeiet that "Brignoli, Jr., will be along here in about a week and remain alittie over is fortnight." In a moment he had g000, haviag thoughtlessly left a sqaare package con- taining a box of cigars, I was glad tet get the cigars and tickled that Brignoli, Jr., thought enougli of no to send cigars to me, probably on his father's account, for I had been one of his father's 'dead- ing-room-only" at ono time, A Fleate Fat_ _ I viN,S. A . ol; itzetleg 1 acevery hu • Part of Paris. Ennle WOrklnen in Paris receotly idle - :covered a greae collection Of Immantonee burled in a vacant lot Walla the Lion e Ile 'Bolfort monument. There is much a. doubt and speculation as to the occasion e of their burial. • It Tao bones were so numereue 'that it was not convenient to wont them. Tiley made ' a pile of the height of a man and many a, yards in exteue. They were carried in eartloaas to the catacomb, the entrance of a whieli is not far away from the place of their discovery. • The skeletons were not arranged with a, any attempt at orderliness such as is USUal in almost all wholesale burials. an In the flash of the eye the foreman had They had been thrOWIA in pell-mell, met.. the little note out in the composing room and the printers—the foreman and a small. soiled boy—took several of the cigars, and we were quite merry, yet I felt that I was doing a wrong, for the roan who owned the paper was away for much needed rest aud change of mene eatiog wild Meat up the canyon and cor- on top of the other. It was evident that the ground had been used as a burial place during some period of groat mortality, probably a war or an• epidemic. The state of preservation of the skele- tons showed that they had been buried at e somewhat recent date. This fact makes responding with the sheriff regarding a it all the more strange that there should be any doubt as to their history. One would hardly think it possible that thousands of people could die at once and be buried together in the oapital of civilis- ation and that no one should remember She occurrence a few years later. Tidulee.tnstreet, is the Rue du Champ d'Asile, near the forth:Mations. The actual limits of Paris paesed near this point up to the year 1800, when they were moved to their Praelsrinyt plolealelee; a that the bones are them of Communists who were slain wholesale by the soldiers and treated with no re- spect after death. The Communists them- selves killed freely, but their work was trifling compared to that of the repro- sentativos of authority. The skeletons fouudby the Rue du Champ d'Asile m susityithere.etare circumstances which cast doubt on this history. No arms and no trace of garments were found among the bones. Besides, the Communards were as a rule burled in the Cemetery of Pere -la - Chaise, although there were numerous exctis13 ePtite °11Sr Iefore considered more probable that the bones are those of victims of the . great cholera epideraie of 1882. Out of seven hundred thousancapersons who Dom- , posed the population of Paris at that time, one hundred thoasand perished. 1 The mortality was so rapid and so great that the corpses were piled half naked on wagons and driven away as quickly i as possilbe to the city limits, mammal act on the part of the editor by means of which he bad thoughtlessly re- duced the Democratic majority and then "flew as a bird to his mountains." But it was the beginning ef my fall. I had also turned when trodden ttpon some weeks before by being sent to board out a bad account, which sowed the seeds ot gastritis and things. So I began to be less technical about wedding cake and other little mite of kindness which any cbild may show. But, oh, how meanly I felt when those cigars were all gone and:Brignoli, °area and turned out to be a great big THE GIFT OF CIGAR'S. coarse horse with a hoarse voice and no expression to it. Then we printed some full sheet colored work for him and got $6 for it, and through our literary influ- ence the horse was sold for $2001nore than he was worth. Since that time I have fallen over and over,again. My life has been a complete somersault. But lately I see on the municipal press a gross being with a blue pencil, and he marks out beautiful word pictures regard- ing hotels and railroads that pass in the night. Does the business manager see in my work a paragraph that clevells with tender sentiment on the beauties of the Christian life, he pulls out a big blue ship carpenter's pencil, and marking out my noble paragraph be calls up the tube to the editor's room, and says: "Is Eccema there, the man that did our soap work last year?" e"Yesebe's here, reading a paper." "Well, send him down here. I want to see if he can't go to the Throne of Grace for a two column ad. Nye speaks highly of it." That shows that the business manager suspects me. I paid a visit to the Presi- dent a few weeks ago and spoke kindly of bim and his fanilly. It was out out, and in a week the position which I had thought some of taking was given to the business manager's niece. It is said that kind words can never die, but if in ale business manager's office on a warm day you will notice something that is not a dead hotter. It will generally be some kind word that I have said about a "scenic route," or the toothsome viands at 802110 betel whore I have tarried. There is more "dead matter" and proud faith in the waste paper basket of the av- erage great metropolitan paper than along She tail of a trolley car. BILL NYE. That Was Too Much. He load soldiered in the army hele had sailored on the sea, ,clefougat a dozen duels, more or 'ears and tigers*, a 141 ovor` hn to flee • vager ar arealefamine or dist NS. escstwoflreaeTinner me: 'dread; idindpottn.er deal, •31fhoeersook ,him, and he her wheel, i 11 311 Be less, And Fr He bc., At a a A But 01 a "Prone Everett "Valet On 2,1A, •bloomee erveate ee, d • this tie , Trost, "r In thunder is. Patter" asked Mr' Disxnal Dawson. "Argonieee," explained Everett, with 'a pitying sill, "is derived from argon, which this p, per I am now perusing says Is a new simper() in the air which its name wean si 'no work.' "—Cincinnati Tribune. •, • (jot Her There "This emencapated woolen," saidaahol- ly Cadlettis, ")ee,y go wound in bloomers, you k11o, but:}TOTOIS one wespett 111 which she eawn't emitate us fellows." "What' E1 that?" "She Can't woll ilea bloomers up at the ankles whoa ie mina in London, don't you know."—Toledof Commercial. ettaiitd. 'Mate," How It IV14 A pranged., "Remember, Mcead, ton no more • Plain Charlie ea TO*P1 ant Unless you will coneeta to be My wife and not my " And Maud mosented thee and thero And Caarlie Browa then Kr. Sae 'Was No ,irool, "We need no ring to pliaht OM troth," he suggested, as he kiesed bee impetuous - la. • "Yes, We do," ilateeted‘ the maiden, "None 02.y011r eleiglit-ofehane tricks' With Me." • * Misleading eatinese "Some geogeaPhisiaa Mama aka *eta mieleaditg," observed Nortbside. "For lastatice?" asked "Well, you don't find the floteet of tha huttiith &Mile* et Heathy Bay," ANIMALS TRIED FOR CRIMES - In Olden Timms the Lower Animals were Punished Just Like Dien. In these days of enliglitened equity it is hard to realize that there was a dm* when the lower animals were ero-ecuted by law. As late as the sixteenth century hogs, rats. flies, bees and insta te of yari- ous kinds were solemnly tried for depre- dations of which it was said they were guilty. It is recorded that a loe of rats tried to eat up the barley of obe south of France. In the trial the rats were defend- ed by Cbassenous, a great lawyer of the day, who actually won the case for the animals. In Sardinia the ass was the only animal exempt from capital punish- ment. Why it shquld have beim exeonpt more than ether animals is a naysiery. Sometimes an anional would be executed. Again it would be anathematized. • Mules have had their eaes lopped off for wrongdoing. If the mule was very bad be ran the chance of being deolared for- feit to the king, wherefrom it can be sus- pected that there was just a trifle of method in the governmental madness. It is stateci that a horde of small flies which had become a pest in Mayence escaped, punishment because of theirlextreme youth and small size. Once in France a num- ber of hogs were tried for devouring an infant. The verdict was that they should be hanged, drawn and quartered. The sentence was carried alit Procedures of this nature were com- mon as late as the time of Shakespeare. Towards the latter end of the sixteenth century the authorities awoke to a sense of the utter silliness of the whole affair, and by the year 1700 the practice had be- oome very uncommon% Ireary Di. Stanley 'Under ray. According to the Belgian blue book oa tbe subject of the purchase of the Congo Free State it appeals that Henri M. Stanley receives from the King of Bel - g.= tftski thousand pounds sterling a year whenaon duty in Africa, aim one thou. mood pounds sterling when In Europe. While in the service he must aelther pub- lish a book nor deliver a lecture without .the aing's permission. alien Racy was SLGIC, NVG gave her Castor's, Men sae VMS a Child, she cried for Castoria. When she became Mies, she clung to Castoria,„ When oho had Children, Bile gave them oaateria. THE NOV- succEssna Reir5DY FOR MAN OR BEAST. Certain in its seeds all( mwer blisters. Read Droofs below : KENDALL'S SPAM CURE. llox152,bartaan,Ilen dorm 'Coq 111., Feb, 25, Dr. IL .T.11Chanaht Co. Dear sev—Flense tend 1110 tna oh your Horse Booka and oblike,,Ihavoused 1251012) deal of yank. Kendall% Spann 011ra-with toe alma; it is a Wonderfill niedleind. 0000 111211 a nutra that had an Ocimilt Snarl,, and flV0 bottles mired her, 1 keep a Mtge hand an the time. • • Tenni truly, Onat. 1'e5raGra KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE. eixtoe, Ite., aer. 1, Dr. 0,—I r-14 17h4rittv,300Use1 several betties et year "Maiden's StuvVic (kite With. Watch tunreas. think it this bete eintheent 1 °Vol. Weil. Hand re- ran/Mane Darla one Inned 8eavla dad ladled two Inine toreralet friehda who are ehildh pleatedlilth and keep it, Respectfully, Mar see' by an Draggists, or address Ar. 23. tr. VE,...Y.6.1.Z.t C'O?41*A2f1', trioseurfan FALLS, Vi', •xx.*