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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1895-5-17, Page 2subeeribers who, do not receive their earn. • vegetesny will piens() notify us at once. Oen a the offiee for edvertising ram THE EXETER A.DATOCATE THURSDAY, MenY 10, 1805. Week's Commercial Sumnicry, R. G Dun & 0o -report 6,4 failures in, the Dominion last week, throe less than the previous weels. »MON: grape growers have not found the last several seasons profitable, and are attempting to organize a frait ex- change for the better disposal of their fruit. The movement is ane worthy of encouragement from merchants. 'Ile die- tribution of fruit is YO313. uneenal ; while some markets are glutted other are bare. The limited stocks of wheat in Canada is the reason for the great advanceiri prices. An authority places the amount at 8,600,0110 bushels as against (3,000,000 bushels a years ago, In Montreal there is only 400,000 as against 662,000 bushels a year ago, andin Toroato25,000 as against 120,000 bushels. The advent of the first vessels from sea, and the opening of the canals have some- what brightened the trade situation at Montreal and some fair shipments of goods are being made to Ottawa and St. Lawerence River points by first upward steamers. Dry goods men report an ira- proved sorting business, ancl rather better remittance from .some sections, though there is still great room for improvement in this respect, Wholesale trade at Toronto continues in a very satisfactory state. The demand for seasonable goons is increasing, and. the feeling generally is .of a hopeful character. There is less disposition to cut prices. Retail stocks is the country are not excessive, and the hardening tendency of prices of leading product is encourag- ing to those who have goods for sale. There is some improvement in hardware and metals, while sugars are firmer. There is an advance of 5 cents per bushel in the price of Ontario white wheat, which has sold since the beginning of the -week- at 80 cents donee the lilies of railway north and west. Holders in many cases are now asking 81 cents, and this price will be obtained if foreign markets continue as at present on the -onward track Tho price a year ago was only 60 cents, white flour was 81.00 per barrel lower than now. The price is aot, likely to go above 85 cents, as at 87 to 90 cents dealers could bring in wheat from the . United States, paying the 15 cents duty and freight. NEWSY CANADIAN ITEM. TRE WEEIC'S nAprEnwo.' Interesting Items and Ineitients, peetant and Instructive, iteatlieren from the 'tautens Provinees. R. G. Dun & Co's weekly review of trade in the United States says : Business began in May in better condition that at any other time since the breakdown. in. May ;1892. (Smaller in volume than then, it is not shrinking, but enlarging The chief obstacle to more complete recovery is the anxiety of many to pluck fruit be- fore it is ripe. Holders of some staples have lifted them so far so topeevent their marketing ; eomsumption of materials in some branches is -checked by advance which cannot be realized for finished pro- ducts.; workers in some industries are de- mandmg wages that cannot be paid. out of any business in sight. Here and There. Do not walkabout with year under your arm. x x x Tho Havana orange crop at 20,000 barrels. x x x• A. man can not always secure a sena- torship, even after he has paid for it. Windsor's rate is 22 mills, Storee in. Forges close at 7 pen, Lallans are camping on Orr lake, The Berlin factories are very busy. London has 11 lawyers and Chatham, N. Walleneburg is proud of a new photo grapher. Wyoming sports talk of organizing a gatt club. A humane Society is to be established in Chatham. .A. tennis club is lining organized in Owen Sound. Sixty cyclists have joined the Berlin Bieyele Club. Winnipeg Masons intent to build a $16,0u0 temple. The Palmerston Spring Horse Show was heist last week. A. movement is afoot to reorganize Orillia's yacht club, Pea& trees in Essex County indicate a large crop this year. Exemptions from taxation in Brantford amount to $1,708,650. Petrolea will vote orn a proposition to build e $1e,000 sehool. record is estimated x x Mail bags can now be taken out and de- livered from trains riming sixty miles an hour. X x x The advanced woman, if she persists in wearing a big hat, should be sent to the rear. x x Mrs. Grundy says that the girls period has too much knowledge of she ought not to know. north of Lin taws Risser z A geutlemi bas three mar Winnipegwa tional stories:' newspapers rag( break in Manito don, that he wax) home until the fi An American consular agent will be stationed at Brantford. Walla,ceburg is trying to get daily boat connection with Detrain Vertical writing is to be taught in the Hamilton Public sohools. The St, Catharines Carpet Convener will locatanit Tilsouburg. The C. P. R. will erect a flour storage depot at Windsor station. The new 97,000 hospital at Woodstock will be completed in Tune. Amherstburg has furnished three of the mayors of Wyandotte, Mich. Owen Sound will have a monster Queen's Birthday celebration. The Galt Reforraer has lust celebrated its first birthday anniversary, The Guelph City Council refused to re - dace the salaries of its officials. of the things Many old girls are so clever that they could talk to a young man a year and. not give him any idea of their age. THAT UNCLE SAM IS AT, DOINGS OYER THE EINE, It is euerentl 'b i1l that the Savoie t shortly for three that all Grand Dill • MX/Stied at Windsor. It account of the soft coal mil, has become very dirty, end, to give it a thorough cleani The total amount paid in tfe instep - once premiums in Canada, to old line oompanios, for 1894, amounted to $9,911,- 000. Of this total, Canadian companies received $5,464,000 Ameriean $6,(398,- 000- British,$1. 07s 000. Canadian cone, • perms show an Increase of $278,000 in premiums received, end British or a little over $4,000, while American exhibits a decrease of more than 85,000. NOT =um Clara Ford has been acquitted of the charge of having murdered Frank West- wood. at Parkclalo on. Saturday October 6th last. The triel lasted five days, chancellor Boyd prosidhig. The jury placed no credit in the alleged confess, ion of the prisoner to the detectives. A 013A.NCE FOR LITDRATEURE8. The Pr. 'Williams Medicine Co. of Brockville, which does nothing by halves, is out with a scheme which is not only praiseworthy in its inception, but which is liberal in its terms. In order to de- velope the latent literary abiliy of Can- ana., and at the same time aiTorcl ample encouragement for the efforts of those who may successfully participate in the competition, the proprietors of the cele- brated Pink Pills have decided to oiler Me divided into five prizes, fur the best Ave original stories, of nob more than 9000 words. The amount is a liberal one and will be aivided into sums of e100, e75, 860. 840 and 925, according to the merit of the story. The competition will be open to all who have Dever won a prize in a competition of the kind, and the result will no doubt drove the reckless- ness of those who aseert that (ennitda has no literatura of the higher type. iat One N eighnoes Have Done During. 0 Past Week in Malting the the World, fasNe:ss' ar.grew wool to t 0,000 lbs. WYkliffe, ex -Governor of sed at Shelbyville, Ky. aleyor veers Anierineln the en, Wadsworth's mill clam at Weston has broken down, at a loss of 91,000. Lumber about North 13ay is selling at 81 a, thousanfl more than last year. A movement is on foot to amalgamate the two Methodist ehurohes of Ingersoll, The Stratford Collegiate Institute Board requires 818,419,77 for the ourrent year. Guelph's school Board highly recom- mends the vertical system of penman. - ship, Rev. I. O'Neill of the Baptist church at Bearo.sville,has accepted a call to Chelten- ville. Forest temperan.ce people have peti- tioned against any liquor shops in that town. It is estimated that it will cost 818,000 to fit Hellmuth College, London, for a hospital. x A man may know what he wants at present, but he does not know what he is going to want after he gets it. x x A young man complaining to a lady of cold hands, she replied that the mittens various girls had given him ought to keep them warm. Owen Sound will soon have an art ex- hibition., as fine as any ever given in Canada. The Orillia Masons recently entertain- ed their Barrie brethren at a splendid' banquet. An unusual quantity of logs have been takeii out this season along the Gall and Brunt rivers. Mrs. A.dam Weir, of Puslinch, who is now in her 88th year, cut a new front tooth last week. 'Work on the Balsam and Lake Sirncoe section of the Trent Valley canal will commence at once. Quadville is the name of a new village growing up in the • township of Lyndock, in Renirew county. The corner stone of the new Episcopal church at Milton will be laid by Lord A.berbeen on June 4. The Woodstock Amateur Athletic As- sociation will have a new track ready for the Queen's Birthday meet. The late William Peers of Woodstock, left a legacy of a 107 -acre farm near Beach -vile, to Old St. Paul's church. Return. of G.T.R. traffic earnings for the week ending April 6, 1895, 9392,918; 1894, 9324,974. laceease, 1895, 97,814 The comer stone of the Dundee street Methodist Church recently burned in London has been found. It was laid in 1869. The Montreal building inspector is de- molishingthe new St. John's French Presbyterian church as it is regarded as unsafe. The Quebec Street Railway Company is seeking the privilege from the city to. introduce on their lines the storage bat- tery system. A great deal is being said in London in favor of selling eggs by weight. Shop- keepers do not look on the proposal with any gr eat favour. Fruit growers around. Hamilton says that the pestle buds have all been de- stroyed and many of the trees severely wounded by the cold. It is not always the Florida, hotel with a romantic or poetical name that is the most gratifying and. magnetic. Northern visitors on pleasure bent cannot live by name alone. In proportion to the depth and compre- hensiveness of knowledge that a person possesses on any subject, will be the modesty with which he expresses direct opinions in regard to it. x x The new republic of Hawaii will show that it is animated by the spirit of mod- ern clemeney 113 113 does not doom to capital punishment the late conspirators who sought it's o-verthrow. Thenmet ad- , vane,ed governments are the most merci- ful. X x The railroad running; from Ismid, near Constantinople, to Angora, is built entire- ly of iron ; bridges, ties, telegraph poles ad all. Three hundred miles long, it has 1,260 bridges, 16 tunnels, and is the only reilrosel in the interior of Asiatic Turkey. x Twenty-five miles of the Congo Railxosid forming the first section between Matange and Kew, are completed at a cost of 9100,000 per mile. The line will be 98 miles long, and will 'connect the immense waterways above the fall with the sea. GRAND TRUNK RAILWAY. York was 68 The Banks of, the United States during he year 1891 lost over $20,000,000 by theft, The new law raising all pensions be- low 90 to that figure will affect 40,000 veterans. , Thole are 18,000 medical students in the United. States, according to the latest estimates. It is estimated that the Gulf Stream takes about two years to floes! from Flor- ida to Norway. It is clairaed that Lake Erie procluce more fish to the square mile than any other body of water in the world. At a meeting of the direetors of the Quincy Mining Company at Boston an ex- tra dividend ot 94 per share was declared, Grover Leeper, 10 years old, hanged himself in O'Neill, Neb., to prove to his companions that hanging was a painless taith. Tti litigation over the famous Emma. mine has been settled and the heirs of W. woocl are to come into property valued at 910,000,000. judge Call, of Jacksonville, Fla., has ordered that John L. Sullivan's clothes be sold to satisfy Actress Violet Arm- strong's claim for salary. Senators who believe in free silver are talking of buying a newspaper in New York for the purpose of eclacating, the East 0a the money question. In the Utali constitutional convention the equal still:rage question came up on a motion to reconsider and was laid on the table by a vote of 69 to'82. The Rev. Father MeKenna, a Catholic priest was excused from taking an oath in court in San Francisco. He gave his testimony under affirmation. Resignation of Sir floury Tyler- The Board of Directors Follow Suit—The Meetings Adj earned. There was a crowded meeting of the shareholders of the Gradd Trunk Rail- road of Canada ...in London on Tuesday. Sir Henry Tyler, the President, announc- ed that on account of the majorityof pro- xies against him he placed he resignation in the hands of the company, The meet- ing was very noisy, and finally adjourn- ed until next Tuesday, in order to enable the shareholders to appoint a new Board of Directors. Previous to the public meeting of the shareholders the Board of Directors of the Grank Trunk Railway of Canada held a board. meeting, and decided to resign. At the meeting. of the shareholders the feeling expressed against Sir Henry Tyler was very -strong. The latter, in the course of a speeeh, which was really an apology for his policy, declared that the ma ority of.proxies was obtained by an unfair and nusleacling circular. The Lunge, Liver, Kidneys, Bowels, etc., act as so many gates for the escape of effete matter and gases from the body. The use of Northrop & Lyman's Vege- table Diecovesty helps them to discharge their duty. Mr. W. 11. Lester, H. M. Customs, Toronto, writes " I have per- sonally torted the health -giving proper- ties of Northrop & Lymen's Vegetable Discovery, and can testify as to its great Val ite." A Koeievillotobeeco warehouse lands 7,000 110gal:ear:a. No Home Without it. Miller's Emulsion of ocel Liver 011 should be emblazoned in letters of gold upou the altar of every household. ,Tt saves life -when every other means for the euro of consumption or bung troubles fail. For many years Cod Liver Oil was held in disfavor on account of its unpleasant taste, and the inferior . quality of the preparations. Miller's Emulsion of Cod Liver Oil revived its use because it is pleasant to take and gives immediate results in creating new blood, and thus giving suffers the strength to overcome the due enemy. It is the great life saver of the age. Emulsion is the great nerve strengthener and blood maker, and cures Conglas, Colds, Bron- chitis, Scrofula and all Lung affections. In Big Bottles, 50c. and. 91, at all Drug Stores. A Georgia, farmer killed 15,000 rabbits during the recent snow and made enough out of them to settle with the men who picked cotton for him in the fall. A New York hatter who "keeps his finger on the hat pulse of the world," says that the men of the United States spend 9800,000,000 a year for headgear. The Dietrich Natural Gas syndicate, of New York, has got control of the pipe line system in all but three of the cities in the natal -al gas field in Indiana. The Rev. G. W. Winn, a Methodist minster for fifty years and one of Gen. Morgan's invourite scouts during the war, died at Nashville, Tenn., aged 76 years. The test of one of the big 5;000 horse power dynamos recently placed in posi- tion in the power house of the Niagara Falls Power Company, proved satisfac- tory. Miss Helen Gould recently distinguish- ed herself in an examination on the sub- jects treated in law lectures for non - matriculants of the University of New ork. At the annual conference of the Latter Day Saints in Independence, Mo., it was decided that no man who used tobacco could be elected to any office in the chureh. Five hundred "society girls" of Oak- land., Cal. are members of a bicycle club, and they all wear bloomers. During the season they intend to visit fashionable resorts in a body. The Archbishop of Canterbury has lee - °laved that corporate union between. the Church of Rome and the Church of Eng- land is impossible and. visionary, under the present conditions. Try It. Mrs. Pose, Gerrard St., R Toronto, says : " I had. weak lungs and a bad cough. I was told to try Pectoria. Six 25 cent bottles cured me completely." Allan & Co., Front St., Toronto, proprie- tors. Ask druggists. Northrop & Lyman's Vegetable Dis- covery has worked wonders for dyspeptics, and we don't think there is a case of Dyspepsia to be found that it will nob cure if the directions are followed. Mr, C. E. Williams, Druggist, Wingham, says : " The Vegetable Discovery is sell- ing well, and I kin* of one bad case of Dyspepsia that it has completely cured." A Sunrise Prayer. "Grant, Almighty God, since we are so prone to error, that the truth. may „al- ways shine upon us amidst the darkness of this world ; grant also that we may gaze upon it with open eyes, and subject ourselves to Thee with true docility, so that being governed by both Thy Word The White Cloud Novelty Company, of Michigan' is asking 'Woodstock for a bonus of 810,000and tax exemption, as an in- ducement to locates there. Placiag sticking plaster over the mouths of talkative pupils is the latest scheme adopted. by a teacher in London to keep the youagsters quiet. Newspaper slot machines aro being tried in Hamilton street cars. The machine contains a bundle of papers, and as a, cent is„clroppecl in a paper comes out. The total assessment of Listowel for 1895 amounts to $754,830, and the popu- lation of the town 2,684. Lest year the assessment was 9785,185, and the popu- lation 2,552. The Township of Logan has put in a claim of 8460 against the town of Mit- ellen for allowing a small -pox patient to pass through there after his condition nen been discovered. In Perth (meaty there are 120 Sabbath sohools, 1,589 officers and teachers,. ti,ria 11,906 pupils, The largest school as the elt, Mary's Methodist, umbering 520 ; the second Itn.ox Church, Stratford 450 ; and the third, Methodist, Mitchell, 425. A new railway scheme foe which a (shatter will be sought is the Lindsey, Raliburbon and Mattawtt Railway Cone - party. The proposal is to construct a line 01 railway from a point on the MinIaxid Divines: of the Grand Trunk !reeetatii=i1==========gaglIMISIMIMMINIMU. Castoria b IDr. Samuel Pitcher's prescriptiofl for infants and Children. Xi contains neither ()plump Morphine no oilier Narcotic substrace. IS 1harmless substitute. for Paregoric, Props, Sooth'ing Syrups, eared Castor 011e At is P. loasant. Its guarantee is thirty yeare Millions of allothers. Castorin, destroys Worms wad allaya, feverishness. Castoria prevents vontitfing Sour Curd,„ cures Diarrhoea and Wind Colic. Caseoria relieves, teething troubles, cures constipation. Wad, flatatleanen, Castnerift assimilates the food, regulates the Stomach. Send bowels, giving healthy and. natctral sleep. Csa., toria is the Children's PitileMea,--the DA:other's larlend,.. Oastoria. 44 CitStAlt1 1$ 0:3. oreellcut medicine for Chil- dren. Illothors ilavO rope:steals- told me et ate toot eases epoe awir ehaaree.e. Da. G. J. Osootin, • LoWeli, "Onstorin 5.3 0i tel remedy for children of whiell 1 ot). minted. I hope the day is not far cav nitt v.•?.eut.inothurS Will coneiderthOrOal Intorz.‘St Or and use Costoria of ci,,v_rioustplitek nostrums which are. .sttring th tr loved cues, by fonangopitan. syrapand other h11r21-n1 :I r••••••2 3 11130015, thereby sending 1)23. 011' 'aro ezrarc,„" Da. 3. T. r..r.scuittot., Conway, At.' .kta,mt O. `,‘ %••-ttio.a7.. Cezr.rwra7, '71 'Illvant•s7 77.7A2=?Ilre17,17P4i.V.0=42.14257...1>7.7,1"N':UZ7.-72E7ZiKt:.Zt-iageraki Vastaria. "Oasterla is L10'W'11 ae -reel to children nuns roomanacna it es superior L3 51.LY PrOSOrziltiOla, kOOWO. tO " ,A,ncuEtz, 111 Bs, q:,trford U13, ernealye,1S. "Our physicians in the children's clapict- mcat have spolam ideal), of the:r encs practico %vita oasterr.„ nal seamen 1.1 only have :Limn* med.:cid vcppliv-k Avila,: is '1 as re.3:., produccs, Tot, tt vro free to 1.011:ss that rlict merits. al earsoo,ri., lies won u4 tO look woe. favor upon it." usratr...,:isprrat, .tan But4tal, Sumter fame; treasures as a relic in her Washington hone the flag at which the first shot of the besieging confederates was fired. The flag was draped about the coffin of Gen. A.nderson.at his funeral. T. F. Johnson, sou of H. V. Johnson, who was Governor of Georgia and United States Senator before the war, and Vice - Presidential candidate on the tioket with Stephen A. Douglas in 1860, is looked -upon as the probable leader of the new Repu.bliean party in -Georgia. Mrs. jamas T. Field, of Boston, who is the treasurer of the fund, has announced that the American friends of the poet Ten- n.eyson will send 92,000 as a contribution to the memorial fund. now being se.bscrib- ed in England and to fittingly honour the memory the dead author. Major Calhoun, managing editor of the Standard, the new Boston Daily, is the anthor of "Marching Through Georgia." He was an officers in Sherman's army, and lost a leg in. battle. He was cap- tured. by the rebels, and suffered for some time the horrors of prison life south. 11 the lava and ashes vomited from Vesuvius slime A. D. 79 could be mould- ed into bricks there would be a sufficient number to make a eity es large as New York and London combined. A Georgia justice has a sign in front of his shop with the following, inscribed. upon : We will marry you to this shop for a load. of -wood, a string of fish, a mess of pork or a bale of cotton. A jury at Philadelphia, Pa., gave Mrs. _Katherine A. Smith a verdictagainst the Mutual Accident Insurance Association of New York for 910.165, on an aceident policy held by her hiesbana. A. large dock of ducks dashed at night against the glass lens of a search -light on the steamer Nutmeg State in Long Island Sound, and more than a score were killed by the collision. Science. "Which will reach you the quiekera- asked the teacher, "sight or sound ?" "Sound," replied the new boy. No, William ; that's not the right an- swer. Sight reaches us first. If you watch a band playing. a good way off you'll ses. the drummer hit the drum a second or se, before you hear the sound of it." "Yes'm but sometimes sight don't reach you first." Can you give me an example. "Yes m. The new postoilice. Pa said this morning that we had been hearing. about the new postoffice for the last ten. years and wouldn't see it for the next. twenty. Agitation in the world of hbmcepathic medicine has . eel, its very soul of pro- gress, as in politics and religion—the diffi- culties of opinion and the individualities of men have been parent to the disagree- ments by which the standard. of these bodies have been elevated. So with most of our famous preparations—foremost, in illustration of which truth stands the world-famous remedy to general debility and langour "Quinine Wine," and which, when obtainable it its genuine strength, is a miraculous creator of appetite, vital- ity and stimulant, to the general fertility of the system. Quinine Wine, and its improvement, has, from the first discovery of the great virtues of Quinine as a needl- es" ()gent, been one of the most thoroughly discussed remedies ever offered to the publie. It is one of the great tonics and natural life-giving stimulants which the medical profession have been compelled to recognize and prescribe. Messrs. Northrop & Lyman of Toronto, have given to the preparation of their pure Quinine Wine the great care clue to their im- portance, and the standard excellence of the arbicle wbiah they offer to the pub- lic comes into the market purged of all the defects which skillful observation and scientific opinion has pointed out in the less perfect preparations of the past. All druggists sell it. Mrs. Richard Watson Gilder wife of the editor of the Century Magarenes, was once a professional painter, but she has nave given ap art because she, thought she must either neglect it or her family. George Latiraore, whose rescue from slavery in 1842 is a sensational remem- brance; is still living in Lynn, Mass., but is in such poor circumstances that the people of Beaten are raising a fund, for him. The eoroner in Dayton,O., bat held Oa. P. B. Mead and. his wife responsible for the death of their 12 -years -old daughter, who 'ns treated. by the faith cure while and. Thy Spain we may fulfil oar course snftering from taborcala,r tnenin- and. at length arrive at that happy resi sha *as which Thine only begotten Son hail. pre- giti9. pared for us. Amen. Mn. Thomas Ballard, Syracuse, N.Y., writes ; " I have been afflicted for nearly a year with that most -to -be -dreaded disease Dyspepsia, and, at times worn out with pain and want of sleep, and after trying almost everything recominenden, I tried one box of Parmelee's Visitable Pills. I am now nearly web, and believe they will cure me. I would not be with - oat them for any money." Two Did It Mx, Martin, notary publie, Toronto, says"Dr. Carson's Stomach Bitters eared me of d.yepepsia." It will cure youfor it in Germany is very large, .and 19 :Fifty cents a bottle. Allan & Co., Front constantly growing. There are forty-seven Chinese temples in the Unitecl States valued at 1162,000 claiming 100,000 evorshippers. Four of these temples are in California, forty in New York, two in Mello and one ha Oregon.. A. Frenchman, who settled in South Carolina a feev years ago talented 150 acres of Asparagus. At the end of six years he sold his farm and returned to his native country with a fortune of CC0,000. Edward. W. Tingle, United Slates cons sul at Bl runswick Germany, suggests that American meab packers turn their attention to horse meat, as the demand St., Toronto, proputors, Ask druggists. On the field of Waterloo a topaz seal set in gold was recently found, bearing the arms :Inn motto of Viscount Barrington. It belonged to Ensign Betel/settee. who was killed at Quaere Bras, June 16, 1815, and had lainaundiscovered for eighty years. 1Vit, John R. Wilson of Salt Lake (liter has sectored a piece of the Charter Oak tree of Beixtford, which will be made into a, tanle1 on which it is proposed to have the Governor sign the first bill passed by the tenth Legisletare. Governor Atgeld of Illinois has replied to Chauncey M. Depow's remarks. 'upon the 1"tillin an strike by attaeking the re- putation of Mr. Depew. He says that is The never failing medicine,. Holloway's know on florin Cure, removes ell kinds of eetenteo, rolroma vrosidont does tot 7eatnrtosvlos'et6en.1.noStvIs,,riritibtsiltsanvid cittadrvoincndilerful which end of a steer the horns belong. remedy, The Widow of Gen. Anderson, of Poit Channoeys Now Story. Chauncey M. Depew has a new story— one which he won't tell the neat time he 5055 130 Chicago. Here it is ; "There was once a prominent man in Chicago who, like all others out there, had a very exalted opinion of his town. He died and when he reached his eternal home he looked about him with much sur- prise, and said. to the attendant who had opened the gate forhim, 'Really, this does great credit to Chicago. I expected some change in heaven." The attendant eyed the Chicagoan a sec- ond and then observed, "This isn't heav- en." WheePolay was adok, wgwro bre Otstarist. WbAsi �h c was a Child. she eriad for Cestosio, Mum etas bosom* Mks, oho slang to Ossimia„ Whoa silo Jowl Crabares, sic gyro thaw Occenres, His Ultimatum, And you reject my offei: ?" he said to. her intensely. "You refuse to be the ono woman in all the world. to me ?" "I'm afraid so," she confessed rather kindly, for she meant even. "Then I have but one thing to say to you, madam," he said, reaching for his, hat. "I'm sure you have my permission to. say that. What is it. He drew himself up to his full bight. "There are others," he replied haught- ily, and passed out of the game. A Short Road to health was opened. to those suffering. from chronic coughs, asthma, bronchitis, catarrh, lumbago, tumors, rheumatism, excoriated nipples or inflamed breasts, and kidney com- plaints, by the introduetion of the inex- pensive and effective remedy, Dr. Thomas' Electric Oil, Honesty the Best Policy. A couple of pick -pockets had "pin.ched" a fine gold watch from a victim, who, offered a reward of 9100 for its recovery, and no questions asked. The notice felt under the eyes of one of the gentry before the watch had been disposed. of and he, took.it to his pal. , "I say, Bill," he said; "here's a chance for us to get a hundred dollars for the ticker." "It's worth four hundred," replied Bill. "Yes, but you see we get this hundred, and no questions asked." • "And we lose all the balance ?" sag- gested the thrifty William.. "Perhaps, but we get the hundred,. straight." "And that ain't what we want." Bills pal rubbed his chin and contem- • plated his partner seriously. "Your a good deal worse than 1 am,, Bill," he said at last in a tone of sorrow.. "I guess not," protested. Bill. "It's a stand-off between us." "Not much," responded the pal ; "I'm willing to be honest when I get the chance, but you A Pair Rendition. "Tirlmb does the word 'littoral' mean ?" asked the teacher. "Along the shore or pertaining to the shore," replied a boy who had studied. his lessou, "Now," she said to the next one, .svh.o was too bright to study very hard; "How Woold you use the Wdrd in the sentence, 'The passengers were transferred from the stranded steamer to the shore ?' " Possibly,the teacher didn't mean it just that way; any event the boy didn't un- dersta,nd very clearly, but he went at it just the same, "Well," he replied,; I'd call it a littoral and let it go at that. Pale sickly ehildren should use Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator. 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