HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1895-5-10, Page 2COMMTHRO' THE RYE.
BY XtELEN B. NATItiale,
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" There is iso one in Charte,ris," I say,
• shaking my head; "no one ever comes
here except to see the giels, or Miss Ty-
burn, or arr. Russell."
"And are yea oue or the girls?"
"Of (verse."
"The biggest of them?"
"Oh, eel but there are inutile smaller
ones than I. Do you think me aver little
At home, at Silyerbribge, you know, they
always thought me so leggy."
"You will shoot up some day," he says,
pa,sseig his hand, oyer his mustache, "per-
haps be a giantess, who knows! And do
• you really live at Silvorbriclge?"
"Yes. I suppose you have heard a good
deal about it from Nr. Prete?"
"I was born there," he says.
"But you have not been there lately?"
"I lived there until fifteen years ago.
Have you ever been to the Towers?"
"Yes, I have been there," I say slowly,
remembering certain stolen afternoons
spent under the shadow of the oaks in the
grand old park; " and that is yours?"
"Yes, it is mine. My father died in
Rome last year."
"I delft think that Jack and I ever
knew who it was that owned The Towers,
not that we should ever have been any the
wiser if we had heard the name."
"No. I went away before you were
born."
"And yet you cannot be very old, "I say,
lifting my eyes to the dark, proud, some-
, what worn face, that is as fax removed
from mere effeminate beauty as 11 18 from
ordinary every -day looks.
"Old enough!" he say, with something
very much like a sigh; "I ani thirty years
old 1"
"More than double my age," I say, so-
berly. "Oh! it seems a great deal; but
then you must have seen so nauch,been all
about the world; it must be nice to have
had experience."
"I woual give it all," he says, looking
into my eager face, "to have your youth
and freshness and belief."
"Belief 1" I repeat, "what is that?"
"I can hardly tell you," he says, "for
you would not understand. Do you not
look forwaxd to baying your life all your
own way, meeting with the men and wo-
men you think heroic, having your ups
and dowus certainly, but also your reward
and. pleasautness? I did. when I was your
• "And why should I not?" I ask, puz-
zled; "are all our hopes of future happi-
ness illusions? I should hate to thine
that."
"Do not think it then," he says stand-
ing up with a quick impatient shake of the
shoulders; "let us go out into the garden.
By the way, what am I to call you, little
madam?"
"Helen Adair," I say, laughing; "at
home they call me Nell."
"Then I shall call you Nell, too," he
says promptly. "I wonder where my
uncle is?"
Ile goes to a small inner room, that ie,
I think, Mr. Frere's study, but he is not
there.
"Sent for to some old woman who
thinks she is dying, I suppose," says his
nephew; "he is always being imposed
nPon."
We egot out into the kitchen -garden,
which is not closely locked as ours at
home, but open to all comers; and, since
there are no little thieves here to make
busy work among the fruit, there is
plenty and to spare.
"You are as good as a pair of steps," I
say, watching him with much interest
gathering the pears that grow on. the senny
side of the wall; "how useful you would
have been at Silverbridge I" He gives me
a satin -smooth Marie Louise. How I wish
Jack was here!
"And of what use should I have been?"
"You could have jumped the wall, and
thrown the fruit over to us."
"And suppose it was breakable?"
"We should not have minded," I say,
laughing. "Have you a first-rate kitchen -
garden at The Towers?"
"We used. to have. I don't know whether
tdae raspberry and the gooseberry bushes
have grown like me, aged."
" I do love gooseberries," I say, looking
fondly at the bare bushes we were passing;
"grapes never came up to them in my es-
timation."
"Then when I am at The Towers will
you come and help strip my bushes?"
"That I will," I say beaatily ; "only I
am afraidthat if you once let me into your
garden, you would never get any des-
sert."
"I shall not want any for a longtime; I
am not going there for three years, except
for a day or two to arrange matters."
"Three years 1" I say, blankly. "Oh,
dear 1 I shall be past gooseberries by the
time you come back!"
"There will be the peaches?"
"Yes but they will never taste the same,
you know, after I am grovvn up. Are
you going very far?"
"To lndia, America, Siberia, Australia,
China, and—I forget the names of the
places almost."
"It is a pity," I say, shaking my head,
"a very great pity! You should, do •a little
at a time. You cannot enjoy all that at
once! Why, when we went to Periwinkle -
by -the -Sea we were worn out with the
novelties. We felt that they were almost
too much"
"But supposing," he says, with a queer
look upon bis face "that you wanted to
be worn out, wanted to tire yoursle what
then ? "
"I never kat like that ," I say, thought-
fully, "so I cannot tell."
"You have a blessedly blank memory,
child," he say; "would to God I had!"
"My master is expecting you," say Mrs.
Pixa, appearing suddenly before us, so
we go in and have dinner; a cool, quiet
repast that is very unlike the one of which
I partook at one o'clock to -day. I think
Mr. Frere is fond, of this nephew; Paul,
he calls him; his other name'I find, is
Vasber. We are out in the garden again
by seven o'clook—at so primitive an hour
deka Mr. Frere dine ---and smelling at the
bloomiag roses!, the earnations, and those
sweet last gifts that Summer leaves behind
when she weeps her bright skirts away to
make room for Autumn, and I have gaga
eted me a notegay nt Mr. lerere's request,
and am tying it together with a evisp of
dre grass.
The Omuta of heavy hoofs staikes sharply
upon my eats; looking up I see a horse
woman approaching at a foot -pace; her
head is bent the reins are hanging loosely
from herr hands', her feat is alinost hidden.
At my gide 1 feel a sudden leap, a stir,
and a liciarse Voice, deep and shaken, say
below lag breath: "My God!" Tatning
Ise° Paul Vasber's fate convulsed by letre
Mae, acorn, longing, Ioathing—Vehieh Is
it Of all these feelings that possesses and
Obitites lam? I look at the girl—she
ie reliant elowly by; she has not lifted het
head, or moved oue hair's breath,
rattlita then hear the sigh of relief he giv
(surely it is relief?) when she lifts her eyee,
looks full in his 'ram, then, it is all in
moment, the reins slip from her hands, she
sways and falls headloxtg to the earth.
She does not touch it, though, for Paul
Vaeher has leaped the gateehas caught her
in Ids arms and is looking down on her
with a strange expression,while the groom
}met ily dismounts and catches his mistress'
horse.
"Bring her in!" says Ma Frere, pale
with team. (Are not old bachelors and
old weeds easily daunted?) And Paul
brings her in, and lays her down. in the
big arm -chair, in which I found him sit-
ting a few hours ago. I do not think she
has heated, but her eyes are shut,. and she
mitices wither sigh nor moan, nor does she
stir hand yr foot. As I look at her, I hold
my breath for wonder at her. Well might
Shakespeare have said to her, "For the
poor rude world hath not her tellow." She
is all white and gold, like a pure lillyeind
as tall ; for, though her little hands and
feet might belong to a child, she is really
of fair stature, and so softly, sensnously
lovely tit all points, in every dimple and
l,urve of cheat, lip, chin, and body, that it
is a feast. ca the eye to look upon her.
Orme I look at Mr. Vasher, then bach
again at her, for the face fascinates me. I
do not like it, but oh! I love to look at
what is rare and unusual; and is not this
such a picture as a man might dream of,
and sigh after, all his life long arid never
see? Mrs. Pim is trying to pour brandy
down her throat, but the beautiful mouth
dues not unelose, the fast -set teeth do not
unlock; and yet, somehow, she does not
give me the idea of being an insensible
woman. 1 am thinking this, when she
opens her eyes with a long drawn shudder-
ing sigh and looks about her first at one
and then another. She does not see Paul
who is standing behind. her.
"now you are better" says Mr. Frere
advancing and looking at her very kindly.
"We were afraid—"
"I thought," she says glancing about
with dilated sapphire blue eyes "that I
saw—"
Paul steps forward out of the shadow.
"I am here," he says quietly. "1 hope you
have received no hurt?"
I had thought these were two lovers but
they cannot be; his voice is as cold and. in-
different as though he were speaking to
Pim. She looks up at him and her lips
quiver like a beautiful child that seeks love
and is given a blow; under the look he
winces and turns away. She is very
young, not mare than eighteen I think;
and somehow down in my heart, though
why or wherefore I cannot tell, I am sorry
for her.
"My dear," says good. Mr. Frere, "are
you sure that you are quite recovered?"
"Quite!" she says standing up and giv-
ing him such a bright winsome smile that
the middle-aged man blushes up to his
ears, pleased as any school -boy. "I must
have been. very careless for Dandy never
gave nee a fall before."
"It is fortunate that we were at the
gate," he says "and that my nephew was
able to be of some assistance."
"Your nephew!" she says, staring at
him; "is Paul Vasher your nephew?"
"You know hem ?" exclaims Mr. Frere.
"My dear boy, why did you not tell me
so?"
"We have anet before," she says,looking
at Paul; "that is all,"
"1 beg your pardon," says Paul, com-
ing forward. "Allow me, Mise Fleming,
to intsoduce my uncle, Mr. Frere, to you.
This young lady, sir, is Miss Fleming."
"Lady Flytton's niece?" asks eir.Frere,
as the girl lays her lovely slim hand in his;
"then we are near neighbors!"
"I have heard my aunt speak of you,"
she says, gently; "and we are coining to
hear you preach to -morrow."
"And you know Paul?" continues Mr.
Frere; "how very odd! I suppose you did
not know he was in this part of the
world."
"I thought he was in Scotland."
"You said you. were going to Scarbro',"
says Paul; "you changed your mind?"
"Yes like you. Itis not a difecult thing
to do, to change one's mind, is it?"
Their eyes meet; ay, these two were hot
lovers once, but what are they now?"
"You have laid me under a great obli-
gatin, Mr.Vasher," she says, in her proud
young voice. "Pray understand that I am
grateful. Good -night Mr. Frere, and for-
give me, if you can, for starting you. so
much I"
"Good -night!" he says, and so with a
hand shake she goes, and the two men ac-
company her to the gate.
Now, if Mr.Frere had possessed the most
rudimental idea of his duty on this occa-
sion, he would have stopped behind with
me. Clearly he has about as much notion
of being a gooseberry as a cabba,ge ; but
my instinct is active enough if Ms is not,
and a long course of sympathy with Alice
and Charles has made me very tender-
hearted on the subject of lovers; so as Mr.
Frere passes the window with the two
young peoplef I utter a dismal groan and
call out to him that I have tumbled down
and hurt myself very much. Back he
comes twinkling andands me nursing my
leg on the floor, with a twisted ankle. "I
t umbled over a footstool," I explain, "and
will you assist me to the sofa?" He wants
So call Mrs. Pim, and have it examined;
but this I object to, giving it as my opin-
ion that rest is all that is required.
"So odd," says the poor gentleman, as
he brings me a book and some papers,
"that there should be two accidents in one
evening!"
On some pretext or another I keep him
in the room for fully ten minutes; theri he
gate! out into the garden after Paul.
I wonder if, when I am grown up and
quarreling with my lover, any good Sam-
aritan will take as much trouble to serve
me as I have taken ot serve those two who
aro standing down by the gate yonder,
looking into each other's faces with such a
different iaaression on each? So much I
see as1 bop reinbly to the window as soon
as Mr. Froras back is turned. to me.
CHAPTER XVI.
"Como and pray! come and piety!"
ring the sweet bells through the hushed
P0000 of the Sabbath morning ; and abode
ent to the call we rise up, and, aseentling
to the higher regions, proceed to cloak and
bonnet ourselves after our school -girl
ligbts and. abilities. There must be a little
fashion wandering about the world some-
where, but it has not yet found its way to
Charteris; only in me respect do we fol-
low the mode, and that is by wearing spoon
bonnets. Very fresh and fair look some
of the faces inside thee° absurd Monstrosi-
ties, but unlovely folk aro not improved
by their shape, and of those hapless latter
virgins I am ono. I would not mind if
the tiresome thing would keep straight;
but it will not, and 1 usually resell churoh
looking as though. I had had. a fight on the
weer and otone off sewed best. I am ixt
short frocks still, so that from a distance
I look all legs and bonnet—" like a wind-
• mill," as one of my friends kindly re-
• marked the other day,
?Ora, in the road now, win
a a dingy ribbon, and, as
•e, bte leathers tames ou
dr, sod with a delicate
Oda ek4t, altogether a, plate-
afa,. alnoeg this regi-
'ee clothed yeang wo-
eye ranks as carelessly as
, s
,etiow of &meats or roses
hose Meaty tiowexs be
cate tleadelioes than
0,oux parterre) and
ereatly my bon-
fblu* e tt:thhog
pass i -ph o I
ant and re
ment of ind
mon. He s
though we
(uot that s
any means—
beauty-blossome
does not discover
net is as good a e% n entirely
new body. He has 1 keeieheAge
long, quick stop, long
the clatreteyard, I wont,
coat on any man's back W s net liftee
sends such a twitter of excitement through
O .girls' school? A few years hence and a
hundred men would not cause the excite-
ment that a single one does now in the
breast of a school -girl. And now we are
be chtirch ; anon Mr. Frere is in his place,
and "Dearly beloved" is half through,
when a prodigious clatter outside makes
all eyes turn to the door. A hand and arm
coated in gray and scarlet livery opens it,
and a tall, fair, :majestic woinen sails in
and rustles up the aisle, her bracelets
cenking, her dress trailing behind her,
looking uncommonly like a ship in full
sail, Miss Fleming follows. She does not
rustle, and she dares not clank; she sweeps
noiselessly along in her cool white dress,
and she is white from head to foot. The
very church seems the brighter for her
coining, as she kneels against the caxven
oak; she looks as sinless, and fair'and
adorable, as Marguerite may have looked
before Faust came, and yet—and yete-I
wonder why with this lovely bit of porce-
lain I am always thinking of the outside,
never of the nature and inner life? For
the best of reasons; save for beauty her
face is the merest blank; if she has a soul
she keeps it mighty well hid, but in the
teeth of such perfection who would ask
anything more? No sensible woman or
man. It is a pity to look at the mother
and daughter side by side. Will the love-
ly red and white of the girl's cheek
strengthen into the fixed color that the
other wears? Will the dainty contour of
brow, lip, and chin in the daughters' face
become thickened, even lost in time as in
the mother's case? They are so unlike in
features, coloring, and proportion, and the
doubt is natural. Paul Vashor sits in the
channel opposite me, the Flemings a little
below in the body of the church; once he
turns Ms head and their eyes meet, and
are held fast and long. It is a difficult
look to read, but, though no change passes
over his face, Now the benedictiou is
spoken, and we rise and go our ways,
standing aside in the road. as Lady Flyt-
ton's carriage goes by. The girls are buzz-
ing in low tones of the stranger, of her
beauty, her bonnet, her gown; she has
even astonished them into forgetting Mr.
Vasher. We have dinner, that liberal meal;
at Charteris, that does not stand god-
mother to resurrection pies, cold remains,
and potato puddings, or any other abomi-
nation. Our parents pay for us to be well
fed, and we are; therefore the school pros-
pers. We are in the first-olass room now,
and—oh, wonder 1-1 am actually seated
in the midst of the potent Bluffs; for so
the six head girls of the school are called,
who wield. an atthority in the school sec-
ond only to that of Miss Tyburn. By no
virtue of my own ana I here, but Kate
Whew, the head of them, has been pleas-
• ed to take some small notice of me; there-
fore am I sitting cheek by jowl with my
betters. . 4
" Girls, " says Kate, resting her charming
dark -eyed mignonne face on her clasped
hand, "I have some news; we are going
to have a party."
"Not really?" "How I hate them!"
"A 101 0± trouble for nothing!" "We shall
get some supper, though!" "And there
will be at least one man!" "He won't be
asked." These ejaculations burst oa all
sides, I alone holding my tongue, for as
yet a party at Charteris is a thing heard of
but never seen by me. •
"It is even so, my brethren," continues
Kate, "and. the edict has gone forth that
our quarterly low-necked, manless, part-
nerless, full-dress ball is to take place on
Thusrday week. But do not be down-
hearted,my friends, about this impending
festivity; there is an unusual and beautie
ful halo of novelty, for it will probably be
present a man! None of your miser-
able old rectors, or half -penny hobblede-
hoys, but a downright well-dressed, pre-
sentable man. There is no knowing to
whom he may throw his pocket -hanker -
chief, therefore my advice to all and sun-
dry is, curl up your hair, starch up your
skirts, put on your most ravishing ogle,
your finest languish, and—every man for
himself and devil take the hindmost."
"Only he cannot dance with anore than
O quarter of us," says Laura Fielding, a
languid beauty of the Lydia Languish
type, who is ripe for flirtation, but doomed
to bread-and-butter.
"I have thought of that," says Kate;
"we will have a lottery with fifteen prizes,
and whoever draws one shall pin it to the
front of her dress and walk up to Mr.
• Vasher, and making a courtesy say, 'My
dance, I think?' and then lead him
away."
"1• wonder what he would be doing all
this time?" says Belle Linden. "He does
not look like a man who would be made
to do anything he does not choose."
"So much the better," says Dora; "1
don't fancy the coup d' oeil of our as-
sembled charms will have the same effect'
upon him that they had on thae littlt man
who came to our last with Mr. Russell,
and who gave one look at our hungry and
awaiting ranks, and ran."
"Where did. he go?" 1 ask, speaking for
the first time.
"Nobody knaves. Of one thing only are
we certain he never came back here."
"Perhaps Mr. Vasher will not come,"
says Kate; "men like girls, you know,
abut I fancy in moderation. He does not
look like a universal lover of womankind
—we want a diffusive man."
"If he does not come," says Belle, "to
view our forlorn and piteous gambols, then
all spring and verve will depart therefrom,
, and we shall be like apple -tart without the
apples."
"If he only knew," says Emma, "that
every petticoat, skirt, and tucker, in this
establishment, will be washed to his
glory, he could not choose but come. He
could not be a man born of woman with -
eat feeling touched."
"Helen Adair, you shrimp 1 you have
spoken to hira,have you not?" ' asks Laura.
"Is he made of gentle stuff, or likely to
kick over the traces?"
"I don't know," 1 say, laughing; "shall
I ask him, when I see him ?"
"Do," seas Kate, impressively, laying
her heed on my head; "go down on your
knees to him, and. refuse to get up again
until he says he will come! There will be
&ragged look on as all if he does not!"
A bell ringing th the distance cails us
together like a flock of sheep, to go out for
e walk.
11; is 'Wednesday afternoon, and We are
talf great and small, upstairs! Unearthing
our evening dresses and fishing up beetle
gloves, and other minor appendages. To
me this party is a grand novelty. Never
,Jae I been to anything that bore the
sohoolienl:se
ghastly reseneblance to one; there -
ore ti , garment is not, like that
t of My less fortunate
too short, too tight, or
100 narrqw.te 4-theiess it is not much
tiobdo
species of Phoenix re -
es of one of mother's
n '
a
ails. It is rusty, it is
ttell7ed e:Ylos':mously bare of ornament
: my chest—a piece of good luck.
me, but tt comes decently
y heels, and does not refuge to
on which 1 may congratulate myelf, see-
ing that on all sides I hear the popping of
hooks and Westing of buttons, as 'bodies'
after undue pressure fly otr at a tangent,
and gape widely when they should close;
while petticoats that ought modestly to
touch the ground, display ankles that re-
fuse to blush unseen.
Tho woes of one girl in paxtioular might
draw tears from a stone. Poor Emma's
existence is one long struggle to get into
her frooks; for providence, who ever loves
to serve mankind nasty tricks, has predis-
posed her to fat, with an ever-increasing
solidity that sets dressmakers at defiance.
Not that this fact in itself oalls for pity;
for are eat tbe fat ones of the earth the
happiest, the cheertabaess, the best -tem-
pered people living? The sting of it lies in
this, that Emma has a stepmother who ob-
jects to new dresses on principle, and will
allow no more that a certain number a
year, and has decreed that when she has
had those lot out to find their extromest
limits, if they will not accomodate them-
selves to form, then her form must be
brought down to the size of her gown. So
when dear Emma shows signs of over-
growing, she is put on Billeting, and made
to eat the things that she hates, and leave
untouched those that she loves, and, over
and above, th skip for an hem' before
breakfast every morning. The latter, in
hot weather, is trying, but, nevertheless,
she works her stepinothers' will; and
though her life is a burden to her, by de-
grees her fat diminishes, and she comes
down to the size of her garments. If this
is not a practical example of the triumph
of mind over matter, then where shall one
be found? Just now she is in the increas-
ing stage, and efforts that would not dis-
grace a blacksmith are being made to
"fasten" her low blue -and -white silk
frock; but, alas! until Emma has return-
ed to Banting, the glories of that frock are
not for her!
Consultations, serious _land profound as
those held with a court dressmaker over a
London beauty's first drawing -room, are
going on in all directions: beregesigrena-
dines, and muslins being the axistocratic
subjects under discussion. It seems a
great waste of good starch and time, so
much preparations, so little to gain by it.
But though no strangers worth mention-
ing will be present to appraise all this
bravery at is true worth, will it not be
something for. Rose Mary with her super-
ior flounces to out out Anna Maria with
her scanty ones; are not the merits of the
beauties of the school, on these occasions
of dress -parade, afterward discussed as
fully and exhaustively as any new Alma,ck
beauty, by any groupe of beaux and wits
at Whites'? Hence these puokered brows
and weighty discussions.
To be continued.
FIRE ISLAND'S GREAT LIGHT.
Its Powerful Electric Deems Will Shine
Fully 100 Miles.
"The most powerful light 'in the world
is now being set up on Fire Island, off
New York city ," said an officer of the
lighthouse board. "It will be ready for
business by July 1 next. To ships it will
be visible 100 miles out at sea. I do not
mean thaathe light itself will be seen at
that distance, for that would be impos-
sible, owing to the curvature of the earth,
but the flash on the clouds in the sky will
be discerned. From the point of view of
the watchful skipper so far from shore
an intermittent glare will be observed as
if lightning were to show in the same
quarter of the heavens at regular intervals
of five seconds. Passengers on transat-
lantic steamers will thus receive a cheer-
ing signal of their approach. to America.
"The light will be electie, having a 50,-
000,000 candles without the lens. The
lens, which was made in Paris, is of enor-
mous size— about ten feet in diameter.
It will increase the power to 250,000,000
candles. It is called a bivalve lens, being
in two halves like the shells of an oyster.
The convex halves are separated. by a dis-
tance sufficient to admit the body of a
man, so that the iarbons and other appar-
atus between them may be got at. This
double lens and the whole mechanical con-
trivance supporting it rests in a circular
trough filled with mercury. In fact, its
entire weight rests upon the liquid quick-
silver, so that it may be revolved almost
without friction. Ordinarily brass wheels
are used for revolving lights in lighthouses
"The light is generated by enormously
powerful dynamos. Of the latter there are
two, so that in ease one breaks down the
other may be used. It is a subject of re-
gret that the lighthouse board is still ob-
liged to maintain the electrical light in
Liberty's torch in the harbor of New York.
11 is of no use worth mentioning to marin-
ers, and it costs $6,000 a year. It used to
cost $10'000 per annum, but we have out
off the electric searchlighs, which former-
ly were employed to throw a light upon
the statue and illuminate it. Liberty
might be of some value for lighthouse
purpose if she had been placed on the
Romer Shoals, which would have afforded
O more suitable location. anyway.
A it ou ted A r iNt oorat.
The arrogance of capital was never more
fully illustrated than by what happened
not long ago in Dallas, Texas.
One of the wealthiest merchants was
much startled by arnan with a pallid face
rushing into his store and Saying breath-
lessly ;
"One of your teams ran away."
"Mother of Moses I Are any of the
mules hurt ?"
"No, none of them."
The capitalist sighed and Said anxious-
ly :
• "I Suppose the wagon is wrecked. Let
me know the worst. '
"The wagon ancl the mules are all safe,
but the ("liver is killed."
"Well, then, what de you scare a man
out of his senses for From the way you
talked I was afraid an aeoident had hap -
petted. " '
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KISSING- OASES IN COIJR'r.
The Subject, is Always Interesting. If
•legal profession appear to derive inuoli
Not Amusing..
'rho grave and dignified members of the
amusement from the subject of kisses,
which collies before them most frequently
in the form of a superabundant supply of
mews in the letters of lovers, when these
are being read—as they were never intend-
ed to be --in coma in breach' of promise
oases. The learnectgentleman who has at
the moment the business in hand of read-
ing aloud one of those wonderful proclue-
tons generally pauses when he comes to
thafirst stop in the gushing effusion, where
the enamoured swain has failed words too
weak to express his eentiments, supplying
their place with a string of symbolic osou-
aeons, and, -with a well -feigned look of
innocence, says that there is here a gap in
the letter, which the defendant hae filled
in, with a lot of "a's," regarding the
meaning of which some brother, , more
leasned, in those weighty rnatters,may per-
haps be able to enlighten him.
This same "brother" never fails to do,
saying that if he is rightly informed—he
has, of course, no personal knowledge of
the matter, (winks all round) these mystic
signs signify kisses in the language well
understood by the devotees of Cupid,
Thereupon, this musty, time-honored
joke is greeted with the usual chorus of
cgeuffas,ws, and the interrupted reading pro-
ed
But kisses sometimes make their ap-
pearance in law courts in other circum-
stances, though they never fail to be made
the subject of numerous legal witticisms.
The judge may have been in jesting hu-
mor—and yet who knows but he may have
been laying down, with all due solemnity,
some funclamentalprinciple of justice and
equity—who once asked the plaintiff who
was suing his former sweetheart for the re-
turn of the value of certain articles of
jewelry which he had presented to her in
the happy days of the courtship, whether
he had 'ever kissed the young lady?"
"Certainly!" was the reply, as was to be
expected. Whereupon the judge dismissed
the action, declaring that kisses and car-
esses wereaull legal payment for presents
given in such circumstances. The obvious
moral may be laid to heart without much
difficulty by present -giving• young men.
It happened one day that a pretty young
widow traveling by train from Louisville
to Nashville had taken her seat near a
netelyenataied couple. The bridegroom
left Ms wife for a moment, and when he
returned the train was passing through a
tunnel. He took advantage of the dark-
ness to snatch a kiss from Ms wife, as he
supposed, but unfortunately he had made a
mistake and kissed the young widow in-
stead. She was highly indignant, and, re-
fusing to believe that it was an accident,
sued the young husband for $1,000, as
solatium to her wounded feelings and
raffled dignity.
There is given as an example of the
leniency of New York judges the case of a
man who was arrested for kissing another
man's wife. The sentence passeon the
culprit was that he should there and then
kiss his own wife, who was present in the
court room; which as may be supposed,he
gladly did.
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In British law courts it has been fre-
quently brought home to offenders that it
Is rather an expenive amusement to kiss a
lady against her will. But in Holland it
appears that a rather different view pre-
vails in judicial circles. A young man
who has assaulted a young lady in this
way in the streets of a village near 'Utrecht
was brought before the burgomastex, who
took the matter up, demanded that the
offender should be fined one florin, or, in
default, be imprisoned for one day. But
the Utrecht Court, and finally the appea
Court at Amsterdam, both dismissed tbe
case, the judges declaring "that to kiss a
person cannot be an offence, as it is in the
nature of a warm mark of sympathy!"
This is pretty much the like Yankee judge
who dismissed a similar offender, remark
ing that the plaintuiff was so temptingly
pretty that during the trial he had to keep
himself down in his chair with both hands,
he felt so much inclined to get up and kiss
her himself.
A stolen kiss once brought the culprit
into possession of a fortune. He was a
butcher at Sydney, and had taken the lib-
erty of kissing one of his customers, a
pretty girl, who resented the affront and
had him prosecuted for assault. He was
fitted heavily by the local magistrate, and
the case was commented on freely by the
press. The publicity thus given to the
affair happened to arrest the notice of a
firm of solicitors in Sydney, who had been
appointed trustees of some property which
had been left to the man by a distant rela-
tive twenty years before. They had failed
to trace the heir, but when his name ap-
peared in the papers in connection with
the case of assault they communicated.
with him, and he was able to establish his
identity.
A certain Senor Taloa, of Valparaiso,
however had a very different experience,
and paid heavily for his momentary freak
of kissing a lady on the Plazawithout her
permission. She prosecuted him, and the
magistrate, as indignant as the lady, sen-
tenced him to sixty days' imprisonment,
This severe penalty Senor Take, considered
himself justified in appealing against, but
the higher court, so far from bestowing
any sympathy on the offender, sentenced
him to',.an additional thirty days' impris-
onment. The amusing part of the affair
is that the higber court took 200 days to
consider the appeal, and during the whole
of that time • the senor had to remain in
jail.
An Independent Lawyer.
.A. lawyer with his client called one day
at the office of a gentleman who is consid-
ered to be one of the leading naen of the
:Philadelphia bar. The lawyer bad an im-
portant case and he wanted to take the
legal big gun in as advisor. He explained
bis busine,ss and said ' he and the client
would be back in the afternoon. e won't
be here then," said the legal giant, " I
have an engagement at 8 o'clock and I
won't be here after that hom•." "But
there is a $5,000 foe in this for you," ex-
plained the young lawyer. " Can't help it ;
Won't be here. You will have to come
to -morrow."
"But my client estie 1 come to -mar-
row."
"Well, I can't break my engagement,"
said the senior. After some further talk
it was agreed that a meeting be held that
night. That afternoon, having nothing
else to do the young lawyer and his client
went to a ball game. The first tuan they
sew inside the grounds was the 'great Iew-
yer, who was hurrahing for the "PhillieS"
with all the vigor of his lungs. That was
hie important engagement. Needlees to
say the lawyers' praetice nets him enougb
Money each year to make him independe
TURNING Tort, sr, imlirnExon,
It Once Han Through Lake Obameasellie
taut Could Again De Diverted.
11 is a geological foot that all the waters
of the St. Lawrence at one time poured
down through Lake Champlain and were
discharged into the Atiantio at Now York,
and Chauncey N. Dutton, of New York,
the engineer, who has worked out the
pr beim of the new waterway, receetly
told an Albany Journal man they could
be turned back into that 0110131101 1± Money
enough wore expended upon the work. His
plan, howeeer, does aot contemplate any-
thing which would destroy the commerce
of Montreal or make Quebecs' water front
a sandy plain. The great river can spare
enough water for the ship canal and not
appear to have lost aedrop, It is the fore-
most of elvers iu its uniform discharge, of
which the mean amount is 270,095 cubic
feet per second at Ogcleeebtag. The lowest
discharge of the blissisippi is 156,000 cubio
feet per second, and the maximum is fully
eight times that amount. The work re- A
quired to complete the project is not so
great as may be imagined. It will be
necessary to build a n.ew aqueduct over the
Chippewa River on the Welland Canal,
also eight miles of new canal from near
Thorold, Ont., to neax Queenston, with
two locks; a lock at Cornwall, a lock near
Valley Field, Quebec; a canal from Lake
St Francis, to the St.Latieance,at a point
opposite Grand Island, to the Richelieu
River, and, lastly, a Nana from Lake
Obaanplain to the lindson River. The last
will be the most difficult part of the whole
undertaking.
• The proposed canal will connect South
Bay, Lake Champlain, with the Hudson
at Fort Miller, although an effort will be
made to connect with the river at a point
higher up. Below Coxsackie the Hudson
will afford a clear, unobstructed waterwety
10 New York. The look at this end of the
route will be at Waterford.
The depth of water necessary in the
canals to be constructed will conform to
that on Limekiln Crossing in the Detroit
River. This route will be essentially for
freight vessels'and it will be deepened
from time to time to conforin with the
depth maintained by the government in
the Detroit River.
Five Years an invalid.
Sometimes there are overwholmine evi-
dences of the possibilities of the faith' cure
but there is a case in which. Dr. T. A.
Roomy a few weeks ago appeared as the
attualing physician which bears out the
only true possible clue by faith, says the
Cincinnatti Enquirer.
The patient in the case was the wife of
one of Kentucky's ablest and wealthiest
men. She had been an invalid for five
years, and in that time her ailments have
been diagnosed by the best physicians in
that state, and she has taken medicine
without intelligence of quantity. Nothing
seemed to relieve her of her great physical
troubles. Becoming desperate, she decid-
ed to make one more trial, and her hus-
band joined her in her decision. A private
oar was secured and she was transferred
from her home to the car, and her condi-
tion was such that it was deemed best to
remove her bed and bedding to the car.
In that condition she was brought to Cin-
cinnati, and Dr. Reamy was summoned
to examine her. When she was in the pre-
sence of the doctor she said: "Doctor, I
am fully prepared to receive the worst ver-
dict."
The doctor made a most faithful and
close examination, and then remeked:
"Do you feel able to receive just Wrest
my finding is?"
I do, doctor."
"Then," he replied, "madam, there is
not the slightest degree of MUMS apparent
in you. You are as strong and ha -lathy as
any person could be who has gone ehrough
what you have. There is nothe slightest
reason why you should not get up and
walk." s
Both the patient and the husband. were
perfectly astounded at Ms statement.
"I mean every word of it. You can
walk."
"Why, doctor, I have not taken a step
in five years."
"That makes no difference. You may
be a little weak, bu.t get up on your feet
and walk with me."
The husband endeavored to interfere,
but the doctor waved him to one side and
said, "This is my patient '• I know what
is best for her." And he took the lady by
the arm carefully lifted her from her
couchand the two walked acrosstlie room
and back again.
"Now, what I want you to do is to go
back to your home,stop all meelelues, and
take interest in your fiowers and home.
You. say you are a great lover of animals
and fowls. Put your mind on them, or
anything to remove it from bodily ail-
ments."
The lady and her astounded husband re -
tweed home, and since then the doctor
has had weekly reports from his patient,
and they are all of them.ost favorable na-
ture. She has never been ill an hour since
her visit to the city, goes to partiesetnd in
every way is a thoroughly well and active
woman.
End of the Voyage.
A woman who has just crossed to Europe
for this ferst time writes home oe the pleas-
ant pomp and ceremony with which the
end of the voyage is celebrated on the last
night out.
"It seems," she says, "that it is always
customary, on the German line, at least,
ad probably on all, to have a11 especially
elaborate dinner just before arriving in
Southampton,which is called the 'captain
dinner." Everyone ia supposed to order
wine and drink th the health of the cap-
tain while he responds, toasting the health
and safe journeyings of his passengers.
When we came to the table we found 11
decorated with most elaborate cakes four
etories high, with little Anietican and
Gorman flags stuck on all sides, and little
daper ornaments--trtily German. We went
through a Inost elaborate mariu, and when
we came to the dessert, the waiters sud-
denly disappeared, the music stopped, and
the lights went out. .A. hush and sense of
expectanca fell upon the company, Sud-
denly the music started a lively march, the
doors opened, arid the waiters appeared,
bearing trays. On each was a round globe
of rico paper with a light inside, and around
this sat small Japanese II gases made of lee
cram, each holding in his arms a little
'umbrella of light-celored paper. The roam
wits perfectly dark, and the effect as the
waiters marched around, and around, form-
ing differentengures and beariug their il-
luminated burdens, was rtoVel and inter-
esting, Everybody, clapped and eheered.
Then the lights were turned on, arid we
ate tho ice-cream men and kept the um-
brollat! et sou'venitt. It was a captain's!
detrital though without a captain, for we
chanced to be passing at the thne through
a very dangerous plate, and he could not
leave his post; on the bridge."
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