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MISCELLANEOUS READING
OBOE OD OTIIERWISt.
C1LeL *on Maay Sources but Each
and Every On Worthy of a Careful
Reading.
Kisseel lees
[ThefallowIng wa.s written in 1807 by a ladv un-
der twenty years of age, James RodPethy the
historism, thought so much of the Nein that he
had au Kato% printed on white satin. John G.
Whittier, the Quaker pet. wrote of it and its
young author that sae had truly mastered the
eaoret of English verse I
You kissed me My head
Dropped low on your breast
With a feeling of shelter
And infinite rest,
While tb.e tray emotions
My tongue dare nut speak
Flashed up in aflame
From my, heart to my cheek.
Your area field me as;
ohyour arms were so bold;
Reart heat against heart
Li their passionate fold.
Your glanees veined drawing
My wad through iny eyes
As tie atm draws the mist
From theses, to the skies,
Your Lys clung to mine
Till k prayed in my bliss
Thee migut never unclasp
Front me rapturous Innis,
You kissed. me! My heart,
And my breath, and my will
nelirious j
For & cement stood still, •
Life had for 'nether).
No temptatims no charms,
No vision of happiness
Outside of your ..rms.
And w ere I tills instant
An angel pobsessed
Of he peace aud (Me) ieY
That are given theblest,
I would iiing my white rolaes
Unrepiningly down
walla tear trom my foreb.ead
its laeautears crown
To m stle once more
In that haven of rest—
Your lips up xi mine.
My head on your breast.
You kissed me! My soul
In a 111188 80 divine,
Reeled and swooned like adrunken man
Foolish with wine.
And 1 th .ught 'twere delicious
To die there if death
Would but e me, while my lips
Were yet moist with your breath;
If I mieht grow cold
While your arms clasped me round
In thekr oassionate fold.
And they are the questions
11sk day and night:
OB to.ste n.t more
Suen exquisite delight?
Would you care if your breast
Weremy she ter as then,
£&d If you were here
Would you kiss me 0.,9;ydn?
The Dream of an Boar.
Knowing that Mrs. Mallard was afeLict-
ed with heart trouble, great care was
taken to br ea to her as gently as pos-
sible the news of her husband's death.
It was her sister Josephine who told
her in broken sentences; veiled hints
that revealed in hall concealing. Her
husband's friend R chards was there, too,
near her. It was he who had been in the
newspaper office when intelligence of the
railroad disaster was received., with
Brently Mallard's name leading the list
of "killed." He had only taken the time
to assure himself of its truth by a second
telegram, and had hastened to forestall
any less car", ful, less tender friend in
bearing the sad message.
She did not hear the story as many wo-
men have heard the same, with a para-
lyzed inability to accept its significance.
She wept at once, with sudden. wild
abandooment, ha her sister's arms. lle'hen
the storm of grief had spent itself she
went away to her room alone. She would
have no one follow her.
There stood, facing the open window,
A comfortable, roomy armchair. Into
ails she sank, pressed down by a physical
exhaustion that haunted her body and
seemed to reach into her soul.
She could see in the open squaxe before
her house the tops of trees that where all
aquiver with the new spring life. The
delicious breath of rain was in the air.
In the street below a pedler wa.s crying his
wares. The notes of a distant song which
some one was singing reached her faintly,
and countless sparrows were twittering
in the eaves.
There were patches of blue sky showing
here and. there through tbe clouds that
had met and piled one above the other in
the west facing her window.
She sat with her head thrown back
upon the cushion of the chair, quite
motionless, exoept -.when a sob come up
into h r throat and shook her, as a child
who has cried itself to sleep oontin.ues to
sob in its dreams.
She was young, with a fair, calm face,
whose lines bespoke repression and even
a certain strength. But now there was a
dull stare in her eyes, whose gaze was
fixed away off yonder on one of those
patches of blue sky. It was not a glance
of reflection, but rather indicated a sus-
pension of intelligent thought.
Th re was something coming to her and
she was waiting for it, fearfully. What
was it? She clidnot know; it was too
subtle and elusive to name. 13ut she felt
it creeping out of the sky, reaching to-
ward her through tue sounds, the scents,
the color that filled the air.
Now her bosom rose and fell tumult-
ously. She was beginning to recognize
this thing that was approaching to pos-
sess her, and she was striving to beat it
back with her will—as powerless as leer
two while slender hands would have
been. •
When he abandoned herself a little
whispered word escaped her slightly part-
ed lips. She said it over and over under
her breath: "Free, free, free !" The
vacant stare and the look of terror that
had followed it went from her eyes. They
stayed keen and bright. Her pulses beat
fast, and the -coarsing blood warmed and
relaxed every ineh of her body.
She did not stop to ask if it were or
were not a m nstrous joy that held her.
A. clear and exaltedperception enabled
her to dismiss the euggestion as trivial,
She knew that she would weep again
when she saw the kind tender hands
folded in death: the face that had never
looked save with love -upon her, fixed and
grey and, dead. Bet she saw beyond
that bitter moment a. long procession of
years to come that would belong to hex.
absolutely. And she opexted and spread
her arms out to them in welcome.
There would be no one to live for dur-
ing those coming years; she weold live
for herself. There would be no powerful
will bending hers la that blind. persist-
ence with which men and women believe
they have a right to impose a private
will upon a fellow ereature. A kind in -
ten -blot or a cruel intention made the act
SOYA no less a crime as she looked upon
it in that brief moment of illumination.
And yet he had leered him—sometimes.
•'Often she had hot, What did it matter?
What could Inee, the unsolved rayetery,
count for in fees of 'this possesalort of
eelf-aseereion which she Suddenly recog-
nized se the strongest impulse of her be-
i.
"Free -Body wed soul free !" she kept
whispering.
Josephine VOA keeling before the elos-
ea door with her lipe to the 'keyhole, im-
ploring for admission. 'Louise, opeo the
cloorl I beg; open the door—you will
make yourself ill. "Whet are yea doing,
Luise? For heevezes sake open the
dome"
"Go away. 1 am not making myself
ill." No; she was drinking in a. very
elixir of We through that open window.
How fartey was running riot along
those days aime4 of her, Spring days,
and summer days, and all sorts of days
that would be h r own. She breathed a
quick prayer that We might be long, It
was only yesterday she had thought
with a shudder that life might be lung,
and now what a change.
She arose at leugth and opened the
door to her sister's importunities. There
was a feverish triumph in her eyes, and
she carried herself nnwittingly like the
goddess of vie.tory. She olasped her
sister's wasit, and together they descend-
ed the'stairs. Richard stood waiting for
them at the bottom.
Some one was opening the front door
with a latch key. It was Brently Mal-
lard. who entered, a little travel -stained,
compose ly carrying his grip sack and
umbrella. He had been far from the
scene of accident, an& did not even know
there had been one. Be stood. amazed at
Josephine's piercing cry; at Richard's
quick motion to screen him frora the view
of his wife, who just thon. looked up,
But Richard was too late.
When the doctors came they said she
had died of heart disease—the ley that
kills.
He Alwaya Has a rasspert.
H. L. Benson, of New York, according
to a reporter of a St. Louis paper, takes
pains to be always provided. with a pass-
port. He says that it cost him but a dol-
lar and a little trouble to get it, and that
it saves him a great deal of trouble when-
ever he is where he is not well known.
Says he: "With the passport I never
have to be identified at a bank, postoffice
or other institutions where strangers
transacting business always have to be
vouched for by somebody known to the
officials. You see that the body of the
paper contains a most minute and. unmis-
takable discription of me, together with
my age and residence. The whole bears
the great teal of the 'United. States Gov-
ernment, thus making deceptiuh or im-
posture almost impossible. My descrip-
tion was sworn to by notaries publie who
know me befor- the State Department at
Wash ngten issned the passport. With
this affidavit and another one certifying
that I was a good citizen, I inclose Si
with my- application to the Secretary of
State and received the passport."
Row It served Him Hight.
The street was slippery at the point
where the passenger thought he could
alight from the street car, while it was in
motion, and walk away in triumph while
the more timid. passengers had to wait
until the ear got over to the other side
where there was a safe landing. He stood
waiting on the top step for a good place
to drop to, and. when the conductor inti-
mated that he had better not try it, he
looked. up at that azerthy person with an
air of scorn that almost made him wilt,
notwithstanding the weather was any-
thing but of the wilting variety out there
on the platform. The conductor was not
to be d terred by a look, however, and
still insisted on. his not jumping, but he
might as well have talked to a boarder
who never pays his bill. The man was
bound ' to jump and he did. And. he
jumped all over and lit in twenty plae,es
at once and rolled along with the ear and
the steps hit him itt the back, and irregu-
larities of the roadwaithumped him from
the top of his head to the soles of his feet,
and his face banged. the stones and his
hands dragged holes in he icy surface.
after which he gave a final roll and. laid
ever quite still, for he was stunned. The
conductor got to him as quickly as he
could and. lifted him up.
"Are you badly hurt?" he asked, shak-
ing him gently.
The dumped and dazed passenger open-
ed his eyes and. looked. around leeringly.
"Wha—wha-- what—" he beau to
stamraer, meanwhile trying to smile.
The conductor felt greatly relieved, and
he wanted to cheer the man up.
"That was a horse on you, sir," he said
banteringly.
"0-0-0h, we—we--well, I—I thought
it was an entire car stable wi—wi—with
all the ears piled on top. Where's my
hat ?" aecl the conductort after brushing
down a bit and readjusting his fasten-
ings, straightened him out, headed him
the right way and let him go.
talk abent deceit, if you please. Remem-
bee, wheo I was going to see you, there
never was a time when I could get to ex-
andoe your family Bible, and you always
elaimed to be only tweety-two years---"
"You talk about deeeit, her. elagr der!
Who eves it hid that bottle labled Annie
tura relish that wasn't furniture pelisb
at all in the woodshed—"
"Who was it, madam, that brought to
the table 51051 of Boston cream bread she
had maee with her own fair hancle, and
it happened that her own fair hart s had
uegleeted tare eve tles baker's tag—"
"Mr. Ildagrader," exelaimed the young
wife, as she rose to her feet and looked t
him with superb scorn, "after what has
happened this morning it will be impos-
sible, of course, to carry out ourplans for
the holiday season. It would be a meek-
ery. Aunt Aun, 58 yon may remember,
sir, was coming to make us a visit an
stay five or six weeks. 1 ehall write to
her not to oome."
Ca.11ituempian W. Magruder threw him-
self at his wife's feet.
"Are you going to 49 that, Elfieda ?"
he gas ed., his eyes blazing with uncon-
trollable excitement.
"1 ani, sir !" she replied, firmly, coldly,
relentlessly.
"My da ling!" he murmured, in a
broken voice, as he buried his face lei the
folds of her dress, "forgive me! You are
an angel ! Only keep that promise and
life will be full of joy for us ouce more I"
Their First Quarrel.
"Callith umpia, dear, are you ink"
With touching solicitude the young
wife hung over her husband, a lovely pity
beaming from her mild blue eyes, and
her low, beautiful voice vibratiag with
tenderness and ini3.uenza.
"Not at all, Elfi.eda " he replied. "I
am perfectly well. What makes you
think anything is tha matter wath me
this morning
Mrs. M.ag,rader placed her hand sooth-
ingly on his forehead.
"Oallithuiapian," she persisted, as she
felt his pulse and looked at her watch ap-
prehensively "show me your tongue?"
"Nonsense, Elfieda! I tell you I am as
well as I ever was in my life. Dotet be
foolish, my love !"
"Do you call it foolish Callithumpian,
for me to be concerned about your
health ?"
"Certainly, Elfieda, when there is no
cause for ,arly concern."
"Is it nothing, my dear, that your hand
seems to tremble that your head is hot,
and that you drinka quart of water be-
fore breakfast ?"
"Nothing, my love. Every man is
affected in. the same way once in a while.
It only indioates a—a kind of—ura—ah—
billiousness that passes away in a short
time,"
"But yonought to do something for it,
Callithurapian."
"1 you., E fieda, I don't need any-
thing.. Don't make such a fuss about
nothing. Why, I can see that yonr nose
is a taitieredder than usual tbis morning,
but it doesn't alarm nie. I'm not going
to tear the house upside down about
"You are mistaken, Callithumpian—
and it's mean of you to say so, anyhow."
"If your nose isn't any redder than it
has been all along," said the young hus-
band, as he looked at it critically, "then
all I've got to say is that reve been do-
ing the most artistic work in calcimining
it for th last the Months that I ever
kneee a woman to do, end you have for-
gotten. to sraear anythIng on it thie Morn-
ing."
"Mee Magruder, you—you're a heart-,
less, insulting, de. eittal*--14
"Take carte Mrs. Magreder, Don't
Sayings of the CLzudren.
A Concrete Abstraction--Teacher—An
abstract noun is the name of something
you can think of but not touch. Oen you
give me an example? Tommy—A. red-
hot poker,
With a Reservation—Mamma (to John-
ny, who had been given a peak with pills,
artfully concealed in it)—Well, dear, have
von finished your pear ? Yes, mamma,
all but the seeds.
Juvenile Skepticism — Minister—And
how clo you get on at Sunday school,
Billie? Billie—Pretty well. Pve just
learned about the whale swallowing Jo-
nah. Minister—That's good. Billie—
Yes, sir.; and next Sunday I'm going to
believe M.
A Retort Courteous—" Charles, you
must do what I tell you. When I was a
little child like you I was always good
and obedient.' 'Pm glad to know that,
mamma, and you may be sure that Pll
say the &Mae thing to my children when
I have any."
Applied Irony—Georgie—Auntie, what
does irony mean? Auntie—It means to
say one thing and mean the opposite,
like calling a rainy day a fine day. Geor-
gie.-_I think I understand you, auntie.
Wouldn't this be irony: "Auntie,I don't
want a nice big piece of cake ?"
Object Lesson on the Chair—Teacher
(having direoted the attention of the class
to the various parts of a chair)—Of what
use is the seat of a chair? Bright little
girl (who knows it all)—I know. Tecteh-
er—You may tell the class. Bright little
girl—To keep people from flopping on the
floor.
A Choice of Weapens—A little fellow
had been seriously lectured by his mother
and finally sent ince the garden to find. a
switch with whiole he was to be punished.
He returned soon and said: I ectuld not
find a switch, maixtma, but here's a stone
you can throw at me."
Reasoning by Analogy—.& caller had
mentioned that a neighbor had been
obliged to shoot his dog because it had
grown old and cross. After he had gone,
little Edith, who had been quiet since the
dog was spoken of, surprized her m .ther
by asking: "Mamma, when do you think
papa will shoot Aunt Sarah ?"
A Colored Solomon—A teacher of a Vir-
ginia district school recently asked one
of h r little colored pupils to go to the
blackboard and write a sentence thin., on
co, taining the word "delight." George
Washington jackson went pompously to
the front of the room and wrote, in a
large scrawling hand, "De wind blowed
so hard that it put out de light."
Speculative Mathematios—"Well, Eliz-
abeth, you are atehe head of your Ole ss
to -day. How did you manage it?"
"Why, the teacher asked Mary Small how
many are five and seven ane she said
thirteen. He said that was too many ;
then he asked Josephine Little, and she
said eleven, and that wasn't enough. So
I thought I'd try twelve, and I guessed it
right."
Like the Prirac3 of Wales—An English
scheolmaster promis ad a crown to a ny boy
who should propound a riddle that the
teacher e,ould not answer. One and in -
other tried, Arad at last one boy asked:
"Why am I like the Prince of Wales ?"
The master puzzled his wits in vain, and
finally was compelled to admit that he
did not know. 'Why," said the boy,
"it's because I'm waiting for the crown.
Tommy Argues the Case—"I don't see
what's the use of me being vaccinated
again," said Tommy, baring his arm re-
luctantly for the doctor. "The human
body changes every seven years,
Tommy'," replied his mother. "You are
eleven years old now. You were in your
fourth year when you were vaccinated
first, and it has run out." "Well, I was
baptized when I was a baby. Has that
run out, too?"
Time Dragged—Little Johnny, having
been invited out to dinner with his mo-
ther, was commanded not to speak at the
table except when he was asked a ques-
tion, and promised to obey the command.
At the table no attention was paid to
Johnny for a long time. He grew very
impatient and restlese and his mother
could. see that he was having a hard thne
to "hold in." By and by he could stand
it no longer."Mamma!" he callee out,
"when are they going to begin to ask me
questions ?"
Tommy's Storm Signals — Rev. D.
Fotirthly, aceonapanied ay Mrs. Fourthly,
wa's making a pastoral eall at the Sliholde-
ford dwelling and had. unconsciously pro-
longed his stay -until the afternoon sun
was low in the sky and Tommy Shackle -
ford had begun to grow hungry. Burn -
Mg with righteousindignetion and moved
by a strong sense of personal ill-treatmeat,
Tommy ettode into the parlor. "Maws"
he sald, in a high-pitched voice, "you'd
better got a gait on you. If pavecomes
home an' ends supper ain't ready again,
he'll raise the darndest row ever you
wea anywhere."
Prayer with a Commentary Little
Mary has always been devoted to het
aunt May, and prays for her eaeh night
long and. fervently. One day, however,
dating a visit cit her &antes the childdid
something wrong a,nd had to be punish-
ed. When evening cants, end she knelt
at her aunt's! knee to say her prayers, it
wee evident that the sore spot was there
still. "Bleee papa and mamma," began
the childish voiee, and then there was an
ominous silence, after whieli prayer was
eoncladed with no referenee to Aunt May.
"Now," remarked Miss roar -Year -Old,
with thisliing Oyes, as she rose, "what do
you think of that for a prayer ?"
111XWIT'S ROq
it Was an AlleAreand Tearer et the
Il'inest Variety:.
"Speaking of dogs," said the man with.
a glass eye, "reminds me of an experienee
I had once with a friend of mine naraed
Bixby, l-.3itiatial S. Bixby,"
‘".fluit's a roll etion on, Mr. Bixby," re-
marked a listener,
"I'm telling this story," le:plied the
main. "As I was going on to say, Bixby
was a friend of mine that I Nvould have
done anything in the woad for. I think
if Bixby bad asked me to steal a horse I
would have clone it with pleasure, Well,
13ixby had a dog that he laidgreat store
by because it had, belonged to his wile,
ansi when he took a notion to go to Cali-
fornia and travel for a big San Francisco
groeery house, he a ,ked me to take care
of the deb°. for him because it wasn't pos-
sible fur him to take it along with him. I
tell you, Bixby thoaght a lot of that dog,
and when he told me aboat how he hatial
to leave it, the tears actually came to his
eyes, and I kind in sniffed a little mysele
The dog was at a dog -fancier's in an ad-
joining town, and I was to send tor it as
soon as I could. conveniently do so. naves
a ma,stilf—at least I thought he said so—
about two years °id, and Bixby said. it
would be mighty usefal about the place
as a watch -dog. I needed a watelaclog,
but that wasn't what I was doing this /ore
It was simply to please Bixby. Well, he
got away et last, and as the tra, n pulled
out for the west he wawed his hend to me
ansi called back not to neglect the clog.
And I didn't, The very next day I sent
one of my stable boys over alter it and
he brought it back in good shape. And
what a dog it was! As big as a calf and
would eat four times as much. And what
a savage brute! We had to tie him up in
the back yard. the first night, and after
that we kept him itt the stable, mostly,
for the hired girl was scared to death of
him, and the boys used to pet his meals
down in front ol hini and mu as if they
had set fire to a fuse of a dynamite bomb.
"At the end of th.e first week that dog
owned the place and I had to pay the boys
extra to look after him. As fur myself,
even ray devotion to Bixby was not enough
to get me within a dozen rods of it, Just
the same, though, 1 hed premised Bixby
not to neglect the doe, and I kept that
.THE- :FARR .AND
IIINTS AND. NEWS NOTES
l'eor ift,y. and Country,. Clipplage and
Origetee. Articles which have been
prepared especially for earliteaders
The proper svintor care of dairy stock is
subjec vf Riedel interest. Mr. George
eaoksee. at the Indiana State Dairy Asso-
eiation disoussed the stable care of dairy
stock. Re insisted that the winter We
of st sho ilti return as great or greater
preat Wee/ sernmer care; to accomplish
this he I t
"'rail tune to begin to stable the cows
le see fall, without regard to the day of
u
. tie mote , is when the air beceines frosty
u
or ncomfertably 000l at night, and. when
this occurs the rations must be inerease 1
that no sl ot the milk flow will fol-
low, for very observing dairym.an knows
how ditlioult ib is to restore the milk yield
once rrepted, at any stage of lacta-
teal, and besides the qualities in the milk
are inert/ or less damaged by any changes
bhaa affect the normal condim ion of the
awe or lea supply ot constant ears
and wetehtulnese therefore is needee that
the enttre comfort of the cows may be
assured, and all their wants generously
a,nd ntly supplied." The weather
shoalcl be tempered to the cows in. the
stable by areifictal means, so that freez-
iugsherdd be unkoown in the ba n, but
these eonditions ehould be associated with
pure air. His deseription of conditions
that often exist in. Indiana is not unfa-
miliar in this country.
"It is ito uncommon sight in almost
evory seetion of the country, on entering
the cow ..table in extreme cult]. weather to
observe the cows shivering, and shaking
in the stalls, the hair on their backs
standing erect, and the droppings in the
gutter irozen hard as stones. A casual
glance will explain why these things are
so; cracks in. the outer walla, wide spaces
under the doors, badly fitting window
frames, and perhaps open windows on the
door above. Terough aU these holes
and openings the winter air currents
rush in, drive out and counteract any
amount of animal heat that may be gen-
erated by any number of cows, ann the
cuusegneuee is, extra feed is needed to
supply the waste, and no returns come
from it turough the udder. Boards and
wale, eleiff, sawdust or similar packing
are m. eh eheaper and can be put into
position and the remedy insured by every
promise iteithfully. Ana not lox a week one capable of handling a hammer and
or a montb or a year, but for four long saw." His description of the stall may
years Think of that, will you?" ani not meet the views of most of our pro -
the man heaved a great sigh, partly of gressive dairymenbut as they are above
relief at the thoug,be of a duty done, and the average we give his method. "The
partly of admiration for himself. "And sanitary condition of the stables, ar-
m that time, gentlemen," he continued, trangements for perfect comfort of the
"I lost hall' ray iriends, my wife threat-lc/1We, entire cleanliness, and gentle me-
ened to move out of the house, the neigh- I thods itt hendlin g them are all very ira
hors shook us, servants refused to live portant factors in -the care of dairy- stock -
with me, I fought the police to keep them? An abundance of light is necessary, and
off of him, the back yard and the stable a big wiudow for every three or four cows
became a wilderness and a scene of clew- gives none too much light. Dark, damp
lation and I was on the verge of lunacy. awe ill -smelling basements are not the
Yet through it all, I was loyal to Bixby best suited fur stables where the highest
and the dog. , dairy attaimnents are expected. krob-
"Well, the end of all things must come ably the best floor for the stall is found
and the end of this trying occasion came in a two-inch plank, slanting towards
at last with Bixby. Be had returned with the gutter in the rear, two hackies in lour
money, and the first thing he wanteil to and one-half feet (the usual length of
know about was the dog. I had never standing fluor, though this must, of
failed to report to himn at least oace a wars°, be regulated by the size of the
month on the general health and happi- animals). This is enough for proper drain-
age.
ness of the dog: and he knew pretty well
how he was dome, though he never know
what I suffered, t'f or I loved Bieley too
much to worry him with my trials. He
had enough ol his own, going into a new
country among strange people. When I
got home with Bixby, my wife refused to
see him, but I didn't tell hira of that,
either, and before there was any reason
for my lying about it, Bixby was on his
way to see the beloved, dog alter all these
weary years of separation and waiting. I
cautioned. hini to bo a little careful, for
the doe hadn't seen him for so long that
he mightn't remember him. But Bixby
wouldn't hear to anything like that and
sailed right into the stable, 1 remaining
outside so as not to intrude upon the af-
fecting., seene of their meeting. In about
two minutes there was a ruction arid a
rumpus in that stable that was simply
terrorizing, and in about two minutes
more, Bixby, or what was left of him,
came out of the door with the dog hang-
ing to him. Bow he. ever got loose, I
don't know, but he did, and the next
thing 1 remember, we were sitting on. the
top of the fence looking at each other. It
took' Bixby about seven minutes to get
his breath so he could say anything, and
I hadn't anything to say. Then what he
did say, gave me such. a shock that I fell
off the fence into the alley.
"Good Lord, old mao," he groaned,
"that isn'e my dog, an.d never was. Mine
was a bull pup."
"And to think," concluded the friend
of Mr. Bixby, sighing profoundly, "what
I suffered from the wrong dog !"
Around the Mahogany.
Epicures, like poets and artists, are
born, not manufactured.
In early winter the bons vivants'
thoughts lightly turn to game.
Reading maketh a 1 all man.; so, too,
does a regular Oluestmas dinner.
There is an abundance of kerosen.e
where some sardines are packed.
A dainty morsel to those unprejudiced
is the head of a woodcock.
It would be a good law allowing only
hermits and milers to eat onions.
He who is fond of Gorman cookery will
enjoy a solo on the trombone.
Genuine manufacture of codfish balls
is one of the lost culinary arts.
Gastronomic seholare hold the wing to
be the best part of the turkey.
Irt the matter of corned beef and cab-
bage, enough is equivalent tu x feast.
Few ean recite -The Raven" backward;
few can properly make Welsh rabbit.
To the averar Bridget. "a pinch of
salt" means w ole bankabful.
Cherry wine to most soups is -what a
fresh:emit of paint is to an old house.
There must be profanity where chops
that shaald have been broiled are served
fried.
Mine° pies and brandy peaches are the
household treastres for thanksgiving.
An old discussion, red wine or oham-
pegne with duck, has been renewed.
*hell Baby ale ilea, We gm her Caorteciat
When ah• *al a Child, she eritiii for Castor*
When Wit bieAtde Mis., she shine to Caster*.
Wheel the hail elitidriita gut esti them Gastoria.
MAILING TIM FARM PAY.
A Miehigan farmer writes to the Amer -
jean Cultivator that all over the country,
in times like the present, we find the
farmer leoking about hint to see if per-
chance he ceemot reduce the running ex-
penses of his farm. He raay have in
mind some things which shotild be done
about his farm buildings or fences. and
yet as he thinks about it he concludes
that it can be pat off until another year,
when perhaps times will be better. He
may be a man who has been accustomed
to keeping his stock up itt line condition,
yet these lia.rd tunes may induce him to
cut short their rations, thinking it will
make but little difference with them, as
"they are not worth anything anyway."
I think pe,rhape tir word of caution right
here would not be amiss. This question
of economy on the -farm is one which is
often difficult to solve. We aro sometimes
so absorbed and impressed with the gen-
eral depression of fa.rm produce that we
become discouraged and fail to realize
that this good care this little extra at-
tention and feed, is just what will save
us financially if anythin.g can. I think
itt reference to feeding farm animals we,
as farmers, err, as a ,general rule, in feed.1
ingtoo little rather thee too much.
are too much alarmed about getting our
feeding animals too fat. Now, broth.er
farmers, be honest. Is it not !the feet
but we are Ware alarmed about our
corn or oat bin. "going dry" before spring
comes?
As I had been breeding sheep for the
past few years'and they have done so
well fur tha1, I uaturally tako a deep
interest in them at the present time, I
feel that many foe/I/ors who are so situat-
ed. as to conveniently keep it few sheep
are now using their best judgment in dis-
posing of them at ruinously low prices.
I may be mistaken,but feel confident
that the men wJau hula their flocks, taking
care as to selection and, mating, will be
well repaid for it in the years to come. It
is my present plau to keep as many sheep
as I can summer on my pastures. I
shall do my best by Chain Da the way of
care anal teed when wetter comes, Some
oe my neighbors (anal nave no doubt it
is true elsewhere) are disposed to neglect
their austeme.ry annual dipping for tieks-
and lice. From my past experience with
these pests, I am sure it is economy to
dip them. 'The oust is Slight, from one to
two cents per head. There are several
prepared dips which ara good. Finally,
,e
Imight more:ion severe/items ewhere I
believe a • small expeadibure would be
economy. Farmers must noWbe so care-
ful about paying out a cent that they
leave undeno many things whieh it would
really be profitable to do,
Nothing pays better for the money than
a goo& paper. •
The man who smiles and keeps ahead
of his work drew Ola all manure and
apread it as fast as made during the win-
ter,
If a silo is built and fodder corn and
peas aro grown, the eost of the feed is
still further tedueed end the yield, of
cream is considerably increased.
• In some parte of the couatry fall. plo-W-
ing is quite customary while in others it
is very rarely practieed. 'Where the soil
is inelined to be, heavy and intractable
fall plowing ie a great beia fit tie it gives
the frost, a ehanee to palverize and
loosett it up and the 'beneficent effects of
this courze will be notieed in the crops.
Nearly every dairyman who: has long
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not only what they can eat, but
what gives th e rnost nourishment.
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are worse, . a \ for eating
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ne:tronized a factory possesses one or
more old. unused delivery cans that are
unfit to carry milk in. If you are a dairy-
man patronizing a factory, and want to
help your own interests:along, take one ef
these old. cans with you when you de-
liver milk to carry back the sour whey or
sour milk in. M lk cans that aro used for
swill are always suspicious. and it is get-
ting so that in order to be successful
along the dairy lines we must keep every-
thing above suspicion.
It is as rauch the business of a wide-
awake farmer to find out what new speci-
alties his land and location are adoptesi.
for as it is to increase the crop of what
he has been growing. Very often there
is more of profit in the former method.
The farmer who discovers that he can
produce a new crop with profit benefits
not only himself but all the farmers in
the neighborhood. What is call d over-
production means simply not enough
variety in production. To the extent tha$.
new specialties are esrowu and sold itt
any community, both the producer and
the consumer are alike benefited.
In bulletin 101 of the North Carolina
station the loss oceasionee by pulling
corn foild r and leaving the stalks to rot
in the field is treated at considerable
length. The simplest way, it say, to get
the most food out of the corn plant is to
cut close to the ground. As far back as
March, 1898, the Maryland. station pub-
lishecl a. bulletin on the same subject, in
which it says that "an. ordinary corn
crop produces more dry matter and more
digestible matter from an acre than a
good rop of clover or timothy hay, the
digestible matter in the fodcl r alone be-
ing found to be equal to the digestible
matter ha two tons of ether clover or
timothy hay. The corn. fodder from one
acre is worth more for feeding purposes,
when properly prepared, than the corn
ears from one sere.
A. farmer writes : "Renmerly. I salted
my pork in a bu!ging barrel (as I think
most fanners now do) and I found that
when the meet got b low the bulge of the
barrel it would float in the brine and be-
come what we call rusty, which made ixi
very objectionable. I had a cask made
straight staved, big at tee bottom and
small at the top, and since then I have
not b on troubled with rusty pork. It
was made twenty-two years ago, and,
save wanting a little hooping, is good
yet If pork is cut in strips and packed
edgeways and tight, as pokers do itt such
a cask, it will never float until the lase
ring is broken, and sometimes not until
last pieces are teed." We think
this puts too much emphasis on tb.e shape
of the barrel. The reaeon why pork does
not keep is bemuse air gets to the pork
and thus intreduzes injurious bacteria.
Whenever this is the case, taking out the
pork, thoroughly scraping it and then
replacing, the pork in the brie after the
brine has been boiled linen no more scum
arises, will make it as good as ever. Old
brine that has been boded an.d has hasi
only pork in it is as good as new brine.
Some farmers think it better. But if the
brine has had beef ta. mutton in it no
amount of boiling will make it fit for
pork, nor can a beef barrel Le fitted to
properly keep pork. This is a rule that
eoes not work both ways. An old pork
barrel will keep beef perfectly, bat it must
never be used for pork afterward.
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FOR MAN OR BEAST.
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KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE •
Innerond, L. r., N.Y., Xan. 15, 1891.
Dr. B. X. Itaaeiti CO.
bOtitOP pi, epiendid bay harm estee
tinie ago With it Searle. I got hen for $$O 156a4
Rendalrs Stia*Th °WO. the .:Spo.vin is one OtOlt
OM' I have been Offered $150 for the. Same horse.
X milk had hint nine Weitkg,.44 I got WM tor Wag
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