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MISCELLANEOUS READING
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Reading For Leisure Moments for Old
and Young„ Interesting and Prolita-
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ODDITIES IN NAMES.
Strange Cognomens Unfortunate Per-
sons Have Had to Carry.
The erratic Mr. Rose, •who named his
daughter Wild, had probably never im-
agined the possibility of her marrying a
man, named Bull, as we are told she did,
but this is only one of many •peculiar
cases of "what's in a name ?" phiksophy.
Royalty indulges in a numbei• of cogno-
mens, and this example has been copied
in Alabama, where a pretty colored girl
bears this euphonious string of titles :
" Fair Rose Beauty Spot Teniptation.
Touch Me Not." This is only exceeded
by the ingenuity of a Mr. Pepper, who
namecl his unfortunate daughter after
every letter in the alphabet, so that she
has twenty-six:names, Ann Bertha Celia
Diana Emily Fanny Gertrude Hypatia
Inez Jane Kate Louise Maud Nora Op -
belie Quigley Rebecca Strange Teresa
Ulysia Venus Winifred Xenophon Yetty
Zeus Pepper.
It was an Englishman who named his
son Arthur Wellesley Wellington Water-
loo Victory Cox, and his counterpart is
founcl in another parent who christened.a
small and fragile daughter Fanny Amelia
Lucy Ann Rebecca Frost O'Connor Dow -
all Luck HolbeiTy Daffy Ostler Hill,
which diatribe has a Chartist flavor in its
nomenclature due to a certain. period in
English political history.
There are names that have a personal
gnificance, such as One -Too Many John,
Who'd Have Expected It Harry,
Mei seem to relieet upon the owners as
they had been indiscreet in coming into
he world sari demanding a name at all.
Not Wanted Tames, for example, must be
a young man. very sensitive to his eon -
Won in life—that of the superfluous
an. Happy Go Luery Smith will in-
-Tire a warmer sentiment of welcome
pen he announces himself by name, but
rover After Tones has not much in. his
-le to recommend.
Wisconsin a young woman. named
yd married. a Kr. Wyffe. He died,
3. his successor was a Mr. Widdow, the
ring woman having accomplished tho
whole destiny of woman in being maid,
wife and widow by due process of matri-
monial la w. . •
The man named Arden, who had his
son baptized River, was more pious than
wise, but he had more reason for his pe-
culiar choice in the etymeogy of names
than the man named Dew, who called his
offspring Morning.
• The Welsh have many 'peculiar names
in. their n.omencla,tine, or possibly a pe-
culiar way of using names, as in the ease
of a Welsh storekeeixar, who had on his
sign the names, John Mary Williams.
This is a relic of an old custom when
Maria was a name shared by both sexes,
as Jean Maria Farina. It appeared that
a Mr. Williams, a man of position, had.
in his household a woman servant named
Mary, who was known by her master's
family name, Williams. When the wo-
man married. she kept the names by
which the was best known, and added to
them her husband's Christian name,
John, a bit of diplomacy in the way of
trade. Her husband was always alluded
to as John Mary Williams.
In ancient times the Welsh were known
by perfonal peculiarities as the American
Indians are at the present time, Hook
Nose, Squint E,yes, Black Beard, Crooked
Tooth and Fast Foot being the only
cognomens bestowed on them. Then
come the Hebrew names, whieh the
Welsh people employ in their most poetic
form, Abraham, Isaac, Jacob and David,
being softened and sublimated by the
ancient Welsh spelling and pronuncia-
tion. These people are very fond of tho
Old Testament characters, and, althcaigh
a purely Celtic race, they love the grand
old names of God's ehosen people, and
bestow them on their children from gen-
eration to generation.
There are a few Welsh names that are
favorites with people .01 all countries.
Llewellyn, for example, or Hugh„ which
is not so distinctively Welsh. •
The &etch aro great sticklers for clan
names, as this story testifies :
A beggar« who was starving asked for
alms at a public house where there was a
great gathering of Scotchmen, and was
refrued. Re then demanded in God's
name to know- if there were any Christ-
ians present
"Deed no, we're a' just Grants' and
Prasers here ;ye1Ireaybe And the Christ-
ians in some ither town," was the eller-
acteristic response.
Bishop Goodenough preaehed before the
House et Lords at London. Whereupon
some wag wrote these ;
"'Tis welt enough thet Goodenough
Before the lords should preach,
For sure °Dough they 're bed enough
• Be undertakes to teach."
In the time of Cromwell the Cavaliers
who Were opposed to the proteetorate Used
to drop a erainle into their wine as they
drank it with the adjuration, "God send
that Crumb -Well down."
A newspaper rhyme on queer names
was published la a Loudon journal some
years ago:
0 Mr. Barker Is mute as a fish la the sea ;
1Vriles never goes ou a journey;
Mr, Gotohed site up 5111 half after three;
makepeaeo was bred an attorney.
Mr. Gardner cant tell a :dower from a root ;
• Mr. Wild Is as tame as a hack ;
Mr, Rider performs all his journeys on toot,
iVir, Foote on a Toon horse's back,"
The eolored people, who once had only
such names as their employers choose to
give them, they being by law entitled to
no others,are fond of high-flown, high-
sounding patronymics, such as George
Washington Henry Olay Daniel Webster
•Jefferson :Smith, all these heaped upon
one infant, who goes through. life by the
single appellation of Wash.
Bible names are not always judiciously
applied, A. man in the west named Grass,
had his son endowed with the long-syl-
lablecl handle of Nebuchadnezzar.
The Roman maidens were generally
named for flowers, and Flora was their
goddess. The Greeks drew their names
from the surroundings, and. the Latins
had names that denoted physical defects,
such as Claudius, lame.
Parents should know the meaning of the
names they bestow on their children.
Marah, bitter, is not a desirable sugges-
tion. Rhoda, a rose, is more pleasantly
signifioant, and Lois, an old-fashioned
Bible name, means better. EMI, the
name of the little girl at the White
House, signifies contentment, and that of
her baby sister, Esther, means "a little
child hidden."
There is a quaint story told. by Barrie
of a child named Davy, who mak-es a
brief appearance in one of his novels. and
takes much of the interest of the story
with her when she goes. For Davy is a
girl. And this odd name was an accident
at the christening. The minister looked
sternly at the father and said:
" The child's a boy, is it not?"
He had already beeu given a paper with
She name written:upon. it, but when the
confused father answered " yes " to the
query as to the sex, the dominie respond-
ed: "Then I cannot christen him Mar-
garet, sol will call him David.
The mother felt very badly, but the
only excuse her husband gave was that
he dare not contradict the minister.
Gave Jack s Sister the Cold Shoulder.
"Oh, Bessie, I'm so delighted to see you.
OM bursting to toll you a joke on some
of the girls in the club," and as she grab-
bed her :friend near the handkerchief
counter, each girl clerk within speaking
distance held her breath to hear the joke
on the "iris in. the club."
"Oh, Kathrine, you delieioue thing, tell
nte thiii instant," and Bessie hung on her
friend.'s words.
"Well, you know, yesterday I was out
making calls. I called first on that hor-
rid Miss Mackintosh. I never dould bear
her, but, of course, one 1111.1St return first
"Of Course," assented Bessie. "Well,
honesely believe she kept me waiting
three quarters of, an hour, but when slie
appeared she was glorious! She had on a
veep swell tea gown. Oh, it was beauti-
ful. But I wish yon could have seen the
look she gave me.I didn't know what
was the matter, but finally she said, in
hor very sweetest way: "Oh, Miss King,
is it you—that is—I mean—won't you be
seated --I'm very glad to see you.' But
her looks belied her words. Well, I didn't
stay long, you Can Make sure, and when
loft she said more sweetly still: 'How is
your brother?' I said: 'Thank you, jack
es very well.'
"I went to three more places, and actu-
ally every one of the other girls kept PIG
waiting—oh, ever so long—from fifteen
to forty minutes, and. I must say I never
saw a handsomer array of tea gowns trot-
-bed out in one afternoon. Well, finally I
discovered the secret of it all," and here
Miss Eathrine went oft in a series of the
most contagions giggles, and the clerks
all smiled from sympathy and her friend
gave her a little shake to bring her to.
"What was it all about—don't keep me
in suspense. I'm consumed with eUri0S-
i by."
"Well—you know I called last at Flos-
sie's as I always clo and get five o'clock
tea. She didn't keep me waiting five
minutes. She came running down; blit
when she saw me she gave a little squeal.
I said, 'What's the matter, Floss?' and
she said, 'You arn't yew: brother,' and I
said, 'No; I soneetirnes wish I wore; but
why did you say that?' "
"She showed me the card I had sent up,
and on it I read:
Dat. JOHN B. KING. :
And, Oh, Bessie! I had been using Jack's
cards all afternoon and didn't know it.
You see, we were calling together the
evening before and I had some left in my
ear(' case and didn't know it. Wasn't et
a fine joke? Anyway, I never saw a
prettier array of house gowns in any
life."
'What the Philosopher and the Dog Man
Thought of latch Other.
"Do you know, my friend," said tho
Profound Looking Man to the Dumb
Lookingrellow, "do you know that there
are tendencies at work in this country
which, vampire -like, are sucking the life
blood of our institutions?"
"Naw," said the Dumb Looking Fel-
low.
"Did you know that the artistic and
cesthotic sense of our population is being
strangled by a sordid and cross material-
ism ?'T
"Dime," said the Dunab Looking Fel-
low.
"Ah, then, in3r friend, you do not ap-
preciate the dangerous and materialistic
trend which air social, political, literary
and artistic affairs htvve taken?"
"Naw," said the Duanb Looking
Fol-
lw.
"Do you meen to say," asked the Pro-
found Looking Straoger, "that you are
not War() of the baleful influences that
are a,t work, the moult, but no leso. dead -
17, agencies which antagonize our .inte-
gral perpetuity'?"
"IN aw," said the Dumb Looking Fel-
low,
"Are you not alarmed, then, my friend,
lest these agencies undermine and over-
throw this glorious national edifice which
our fathers have bnilded, and for which
statesmen have wrought, and yeomen
have toiled, and patriots have died?"
"New," said the Dumb Looking Fel-
.
low.
Just then a man MITI 0 from the rear of
She car, held out his hand to Via Duenb
Looking Fellow and said: •
"Hullo, Jim. How's your dog?" '
"Gosh! Bill, you oughter see that
dorg," said the man, who looked dumb
no longer. "You ought to see him. There
never wuz a dorg like that dorg, sence the
fust dorg wuz built. He's got more senee
tha,n you an' Ian' this ere dood together,"
and he pointed his thumb over his shoul-
der toward the Profound Looking Strang-
er, "Marc sense then all onus, Set ham
on traok of a rabbit—nose to the groun',
tail up, eyes' squirtin.' lightnin', howlin'
like a good un, he's a sight vela travel -
in' rum' the worl' to see. You know
Vera the train run into my wagon, w'en
my wife wuz carryin' the dorg
up to the
don; doctor to cure his fleas? Wall, sir,
I saw the train a oomin', an' sez I, 'My
wife's jest fool 'noeglinte rxt.n agin tha,t
train an' kill that dorg.' An' sure 'nough
the train came smash. into 'em, an' my
heart sunk down into my boots. I thought
the dorg was dead.. But wasn't I glad
ey'en I ioun' he was all safe. Yes, sue all
safe an' souri'. Not a hair of him hurt.
Wall, sir, I wuz the happiest man in town
thet night. Course 'twas too bad the
train killed my wife, but then that dorg
was safe. Base dorg you ever see. Got a
brain. on him like Daniel Webster; got
an. intellee like George Washington, but,
Good Lord! he's got fleas. Say, stranger,"
and he addressed the Profound Looking
Man, "do you know what will cure a dorg
of fleas?"
"No, sir," replied the Profound Look-
ing Stranger.
Don' t know any kind of 'intment, nor
nothin' thet'll kill 'em off?"
sir."
"No dorg-wash, nor anything er that
sort?"
"No, sir."
"Take .no interes' in dorgs?"
• "Not the slightest."
The train stopped here, and the Pro-
found Looking Stranger got out.
"Stupid. clown!" said he to the conduc-
tor,' as he glanced at the man of dogs.
The man of dogs burned to his friend
and said:
"Diva fool,
The Cost of a Labor Strike.
Fire, Rood, and shipwreck are not the
only inetheas of destruchion of property.
The stoppage of production is quite as
effective as either of these, almost as
speedy and quite as costly. For, in a
world that lives by work, property which
would be created if work went 011 as
usual is as surely destroyed when work is
stopped as if it had been produced and
burned up or thrown into the sea. The
idle producers keep on consuming, and
when they begin to find work again they
the world poorer by just so much as
they naiglit have produced, and. them-
selves poorer by so =eh as they have
used from their savings in meeting the
cost of living. 15 ±0 even worse than this;
for our industries in these days of speciali-
zation are so dependent upon each other
Shat, when one of themstops, others
which use their products must either stop
also or go more slowly, and the loss in
the products of labor stretches out far
and spreads out widely. The great lock-
out at the Homestead steel works in.Penn-
eylvania took place on She second. day of
Rely. Nearly four thousand. workmen
ceased work on that day, and tlee
and furnaces were shut down. Figures
are now given showing approximately
how much has been lost by this stoppage.
There is'first, the loss by the men in
wages. which is set at $150,000 for the
month. The company has spent as 111.1.101
as this in the endeavor to get more men
to take their places, and by the idleness
of the mills $1002000 is the estimated
loss. No account is taken of the expense
of hiring Pinkertons, but the State of
Pennsylvania will have a bill of about
$320,000 to pay for the services of the
militia. Add to this the loss in wages
and in products by the "sympathetic"
strike of the workmen at Beaver Falls,
Duquesne, and Pittsburg, and the sum
will reach one million dollars. All this
has been sacrificeft without suffering or
desbitution among the workmen. Many
of them had money laid by, on which
they have drawn for the support of their
families during this period of idleness.
Others who might have felt the pinch of
want have been cared for by assistance
from the treasury of the Amalgamated
Association. There has been nothing
like starvation or misery; only a delibe-
rate scattering of a million dollars which
would have been saved if there had been
no interruption of the industry at Home-
stead. In this calculation account is not
made, of comae, of the loss of life and the
bodily injury sustained in the riot with
She Pin.kertons ; nor is any estimate,
Made of the indirect loss sustained in
other industries dependent upon the pro-
duct of the Homestead works for their
material. It is a clear and clean million
chargeable directly to the Homestead
lockout.
Officiousness Rebuked.
"Move along, don't stand there."
He was a big policeman, and the person
he addressed was a little pickaninny
about four feet high who was standing 111
She entrance to a fashioneble jewelry
store. The avenue was thronged and
there were people all around the entrance
Waiting for the Coxey parade, and there
did not appear to be any particular rea-
son why the small colored urchin should.
be especially picked out as an. object of
attack. It clid seem to make a very ma-
terial difference to a young man with a
tall, athletic figure,. standing near by.
"Why do you pick that boy out for
abuse?" asked the young man. "All of
us are in the same position here,"
"Well, you move along too, then, said
the copper.
"I will if you dismise the crowd."
"I'll arrest you, anyhow," was the cop-
per's reply. '
"No, you won't," replied the erowd.
The copper looked at the angry faces
about him and walked on down She street
amid the jeers mid hisses of the more dar-
ing spectators.
Follow InStrnotions.
There is a man in this town who bas a
maio servant who is more faithful than
any dog that was over born.. He neYer
questions an order, If the man was to
tell him to Walk down to the foot of Ran-
dolph street and, inn:1p off qa (leek he would'
do the walking and the jumping with a
simple and unquestionable faith.
The other day a friend of the man came
into his office and asked the maxi to lend
hint his servant for a short time. The
friend wantelt a pa.elabge which he had
left alt his hones. The package was too
valuable to be intrusted to a messenger
boy and he was too busy to go after it
himself. The man loaned the servant
and his friend gave him these instruc-
tions: "Now, Men, I want you to go up
to ray house and walk right up the front
steps. The door will be open and you go
right up,tairs. You go in and you will
find a big package on my dresser, That's
She package I want, and. if you get back
in an hour I will give you a $1."
The male servant listened. attentively
and said that he understood his instruc-
tions. He hustled out and in less than
an hour returned with the package, He
was not in very ,good shape. His face
was bruised and. Ins coat was torn. One
of his eyes was blackened and the skin
was off the knucldes of his right hand.
. "Holy Moses'John I" exclaimed. his
employer, "what have you been doing?"
"Been in a fight," replied John grimly.
"What have you been fighting about?"
"Fellow up at that man's house."
"With whom?"
"Why," said. Sohn in the most matter-
of-fact way, "he didn't want me to walk
up the front steps, They had just been
painted."
"Well, why ilia you walk up them,
then?"
John looked reproachfully at his em-
ployer. "Didn't you tell me to go up
the front steps for that package" he
asked.
"Yes, but—"
"They hain't no but about it. Yon told.
me to go up them front steps, and I went
up 'em, paint or no paint. I had to fight
She coachman, but I went up."
"He seems to have given you. a pretty
hard fight," ventured the employer.
"Hugh!" sniffed Sohn, contemptuously,
"it wasn't a patch on the one the house-
keeper and charal ermaicl gimme,"
The man began to get alarmed. "Do
you mean to say you fought everybody in
that house?" he asked, severely. •
• "1 danno," replied John, gravely. "I
licked the coac,hma,n, a ad the housekeeper,
and the chambermaid, ancl«the cook. If
they was anyone else I didn't have no
truck with them, but," he added., trium-
phantly, "I got the package and I done
what I was told, and P11 go back and Hole
She rest of the folks if you say so."
The Value of Time.
One morning when Benjamin. Franklin
was busy in the press room on his news-
paper a lounger stepped into the book-
store and spent an hour or more looking
over the books. Finally he seemed. to
settle upon one, and asked the clerk the
price.
"Ono dollar," the clerk replied.
• "One dollar," echoea the lounger.
"Can't you take less than that?"
"One dollar is the price," the clerk -an-
swered.
The would-be purchaser looked over the
books a while .and enquired:
"Is Mr. Franklin in'?" "
" Yes ; he's basy in the printing office,"
She clerk replied.
"'Well, I want to see him," said. the
manh
Te clerk told Mr. Franklin that a gen-
tleman was in the store waiting to see
hint. Franklin soon appeared, and the
stranger said:
"What is the lowest, Mr. Franklin,
that you can take for that book ?"
"Otto dollar and a qaarter," was the
prompt and decisive answer.
"Otto dollar and a quarter ! Why.
your clerk only asked me a dollar just
now."
"True," replied Mr. Franklin, " and I
coald have better afforded to take a dol-
lar for the book than to leave my work."
The man seemed surprised, and, wish-
ing to end a parley of his own seeking,
said:
" Well, come now, tell your lowest
.price for this book."
" One dollar and a half,"
"A dollar and a hall! Why, you
offered it yourself for a dollar and a quar-
ter."
"Yes," said Mr. Franklin. coolly,
"and I had better have taken that price
then than to take even a dollar and a
half now."
This was a way of trade which took
this man quite by a surprise. Without
another word he laid the money on the
counter, took the book and left the store.
What Happened a Much Absorbed Young
Lady.
Coining up in the evening train to
White Plains on Friday evening was a
big strapping fellow, who wore a heavy
overcoat. Occupying the other half of
the seat was a young lady to whom ;he
seemed very much attached. The pass-
engers were willing to bet that it was a
clear case of a mutual character. When
the conductor called. out this station,
among the first to move towards the door
was this pair—the lady in advance of her
escort. She was little, dainty and trim,
and as she moved forward she was the
cynosure of many admixing eyes; so was
he. Just when they reached the door he
spoke to her and returned to their seat
for a forgotten package, She clid not hear
him, but proceeded. to the platform, think-
ing, of course, he was following closely
behind. When once on solid ground, in
the semi -darkness she slipped her hand
through the arm of another stalwart
young M(1n back of her, who also wore a
heavy overcoat. She nestled close up to
him and began a confidential chat about
an interesting matter. They had gone
together belt a few steps, when, wonder-
ing at the silence of her companion., she
looked up into his face and discovered her
mistake. Oh, horrors! With an ember -
used "Pardon mo, excrise nae" she fled
back to the right fellow, who, eoming out
of the car, had seen her depart, arM ±11
arm, 'with another person and could not
quite understand what she was up to.
Her explanation was perfeetly satisfae.-
tory. I3ut the young lady has since been
thinking of that confidential conversation
svith the stranger. and how much of it he
will give away.
Wreetling Needed at Home.
• Mrs. Slimson—My bitble boy has been
very wicked te-clay. He got into 0 light
and got a black eye.
Rev. Dr, Drowse—So I perceive, Wil-
lie, come into the other room and I will
wrestle in prayer for you,
Willie —You'd better go home and
avrestleiti prayer for your own. little boy.
He's got two_blackeyes.
It a stail'e head be out off and the ani-
mal placed in a eool, moist spot a hew
head will be grown.
FOR SA1313011 READING.
CURRENT R1lLI(.4191US TAX«
Trite and Wise Selections of the Ablest
Me» of the Day on Morality analfte.
Ugion for Ilotne Reading.
Elty 1 lfov 1 Ain Blind.
I would receive iny sight; my elouded eyes
Miss the Wed radiance of the morning sun,
The changing tints that glorify the Wes
With roseate splendors when the day is clone ;
Th e shadows sat and grey, the pearly light
01 summer twilight deep'eing into night.
cannot see to keep the narrow way,
Aria so I blindly wander here and there.
Groping' amidst the tombs, or, helpless, stray
Through pathless, tangled deserts, bleak and
bare,
Weeping, I seek the way I cannot find—
Ope n my eyes, dear Lord, for I am blind.
And oft I laugh with some light, thoughtless
• lest.
Nor see how anguish lines some face mord dear,
And write my mirth, a mocking palimpsest,
On blotted sciolls of human pain and fear ;
ArarneVer seethe heartache interlined—
Pity, 0 Son of David I I am blind,
I do not see thelnain my light words give;
The quivering, shrinking heart I cannot see ;
So, light of thought, midst hidden griefs 1 live,
And mock the "cypressed torahs with slightest
glee
Open my eyes; ltght. blessed ways to find—
Jesus have mercy on me, I am blind.
My useless eyes are reservoirs of tears,
Doomed for their blind mistakes to overflow;
To weep Mr the thoughtless ways of wandering
years,
13ecause I could not see—did net know.
These sigldless eyes—than angriest glance less
kind—
Light of the world, have pity ! I axo blind.
Sinning makes you leave off praying,
and praying reak•es you leave off sinning.
To belong to God is the sum of religion;
'the correlative is to serve him.
Those are the best prepared for the
greatest monies that see themselves un-
worthy of the least.
The prayers I make will then be sweet indeed,
If thou the spirit give by which I pray,
My unassisted heart Is barren clay,
That of its native self can nothing feed. 4,
Go open up the hidden preciousness of
the promises; we neea a mine of experi-
ence, and to gain this last a man needs
an exhaustible mine of grace.
Our adversity, so called, oftenturns out
to be our prosperity. Jesus is the alpha
not only, bnt the omega also, in all pro-
vidence. Wait till you see the end before
you complain against God.
When the song is gone out of your life
you cannot start another while it's a -ring-
ing in your ears; but it's best to have a
bit of .silence, and out o' that maybe a
psalm'll come by an by.
God's promises were never meant to
ferry our laziness. Like a boat, they are
to be rowed by our oars; but many men
entering forget the oars, and drift dowza.
more helpless in the boa t th an if they had
stayed. on slier°.
Only in the sacredness of inward silence
does the soul truly meet the secret -hiding
God. The strength of resolve, which
afterward shapes life and mixes itself
with action, is the fruit, of those sacred,
solitary moments when we meet God
alone.
Christian living is not wrapping one's
self in a holy web in the sanctuary, and
then coming forth after a twilight medi-
tation to say : " There. I am 'consecrat-
ed." In going out into the world and
taking all our advantages as trust funds
—as confidential debts owed to God.
Unload your sins at the Cross of Christ.
There only ean they be washed away,
and your SMil be made safe. roloaa your
spirit of neglect. Opportunities enough
have been lost. Lose 130 more. Undo all
wrong as far as can be, and start on to
win a new reputation—ono for fidelity to
Christ and to every Christian duty.
God, by his providence, says to each of
us to -day : "I give yon a cleaninew book
Write your biography." What will you
write?
The world. is full of literature, hornes
full of desolation, hearts full of misery,
prisons full of victims.. the graves full of
corpses to show that wine and strong
drink are not good for man. Why do
they take it ? Because they are not wiee,
—are fools, in short. Man loses his
power to see evil, his will to resist it, his
regarcl for wife, children, self, country,
and God. How much man remains?
He is dead. while he lives. Manhood is
gone, only foolishoess is left.
Patience is a virtue for which there is
no substitute. There is often no other
way out of a difficulty than the way of
patience. But this really is a mese grad-
ates way, when the sufferer finds it. Nor
is it a way which any one need be asham-
ed. to take, for our Lord recommends ib
"In your patience ye shall win your
souls." He knows that there is often
nothing left us but this one thing—
patience. We niust use ib; We must win
our sotils, oar very lives, by it.
He who would preaeh Christ inust live
Christ. There is power in a life that re-
presents ,Christ, and that witnesses for
Christ. Many a man who is proof agaenat
ell arguments for Christianity in formal
discassion, cermet fail to reeognize the
force of a Christ -like Character lived. be-
fore his eyes. Said Richard Cecil of the
dark days of his unbelief "Thre was
otte argument I Could not resist, and that
was the consistent example of a godly
mother," Eeen if one is held back front
speaking for Christ to another, he need
net be hindered from living for Christ
consistently..
If there be no fixture life in Christ the
motive power of Christianity is taken
away, Our preaehing is based en. the
doetrine of immortality. If Christbe not
risen there appears no logical groand for
hope beyond the grave. The resurreetion
of Jesus iS essentially related to our re-
generation, and suggests other-worldli,
nese. The Gospel reconciles us to our
providential lot in the preSent life, se
Oat we are encouraged:to endure patient-
ly and labor assiduously -without prospect
of immediate recognition or reward. If
we forego present enjoyments because we
have hope in Christ, and he is not risen,
we live limier a delusion, and of all men
are the most to be pitied.
We find this record concerning Daniel
and his companions : "In all matters of
wisdom and understanding, that the king
inquired of them, he found thern ten
times better than all the magicians and
astrologers." Dr. Pentecost writesunaler
this head: " Cortaiely those nations
known as Christian are vastly superior
superior to those whiele are guided by the
excesses and superstitions of heathenism.
In this great emeire of India, where I am
now preaching the Gospel, we see a little
handful of Englishmen dominating two
laindred and seventy millions of people,
both in politics and material seienee.
The well-known superiority of the Anglo-
Saxon race is due most of all, and first of
all, to the influence of the Gospel of jesuS
Christ."
Three Forms of Death.
In the solemn scenes grouped together
on Calvary we have all of the three pos-
sible form of death. We have the death
of the Sinless; we have the death of the
sinner who repents, and we have the
death of the sinner who puts away re-
pentance. Which of the three shalt
yours be? It cannot be the death of the
Sinless. That belongs to Jesus alone.
Therefore your death, as that of a sinner
is limited to two possibilities—that of the,
penitent and that of the impenitent.
How awful is that of the latter, close be-
side the former, and Christ as near to the
one as the other, only to be put
and as far as we see, hopelessly away.
In that other criminal, as near as the
open fountain, as weloome, had he asked
it, to the living water, no conversion is
seen ; in his last end there is no testimony
and no prayer, and if he believed not that
Christ was He, must he not have died in
his sins? It is as fixed as destiny, but it
is fixed by choice.
Were it not for the equal promise re-
vived by bhe record of all the great sin-
ners whom the cross has saved, we ehould
all despair; but as it is we may, and if
we believe it, must hope. He, who re-
menabered the penitent in his own hour
of mortal sorrow, will not forget us, now
that He has entered into His kingdom.
Prier:Gs.
It has been said that the brighteA rays
in the sunshine of one's youth are one's
friends. When the mind is young and.
impressionable the influence or friends
does much to shape it and direct its course
in after life. Many careers have depend-
ed on the power of friends; many a great
name would now be unknown bnt for the
influence and self-sacrifice of some friend.
who has fallen into that very oblivion
froen which his companion has 'been sav-
ed. Elizabeth Barrett Browning once
asked Charles Kingsley for the secret of
his life. "Tell me," she said, "that 1
may make my beautiful. too." His reply
was a noble tribute "I had a friend." he
said. It was a friend, undoubtedly of his
younger days, when ties of affection are
strongest and character is the most easily
molded. This friend exerted his greatest
endeavors to 'bring oat the be.st that was
in the writer, not to retard him with the
worst that was in himself. So it is with
all true Mends. Their cardinal virtue is
unselfishness. They never fc-el the sting
of jealousy, and each is always ready to
rejoice in the success and prosperity of the
other, and to prove a sqpport and com-
fort to him when sympa.thy and encour-
agement are most needed. It is a truth
as old as. the mountains that "a friend in
need is a friend incleel," and it is well
that occasionally there be a need, other-
wise we cannot know upon whom to rely
when the hour of darkest trial is upon us.
In many ways it is unpleasant to 000 -
template -11m few of tlane who call them-
selves our friend5 will :MCC° ,411.11y with-
stand the test. Yet epee farther con-
sideration of our apparent misfertuee in
being obliged to say, as an old man once
said, that wo could fili a chru•vb with onr
acquaintances, but could pack our real
friends into a pew, is in its best sig-
nificance aa encouraging trath.• It is
m.uch bettor to place your reliance upon
a few who share your oonficiences and un-
derstand your life, rather than to dissi-
pate ie among a large number. Con-
centration is force, energy; in friendship
it is the mobive power of lire and the
developer of character, If faithful friends
ware not difficult to find eve should not
appreciate their value. We straggle to
win them, we endeavor to hold them, As
She machine is injured by frietion aused
by the introduction of extraneous matter,
so a geed friendShip is often marred by
misunderstandings which should never
be present, but which will creep in from
the most unsuspected causes. The proper
course in such a case is not to set itside so
valuable a possession, but to stop short,
as the meehinist would stop his maehine,
and remove the matter that canses the
disturbanee. Then everything is as good
as new, and a vatuable lesson has been
learned for faun profit.