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JEveiiy Wednesday
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AVvCvtcVy^S "CouU,
AT THEIR OFFICE,!
Zibari Street, Clinton, Ont.
$I.&5 hi aHoance; ^2 J: wtso. paid.
'TERMS:; $1.25 $er Annum, in Advance,
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, “INDEPENDENT IN ALL THINGS, NEUTRAL IN NOTHING.*
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Th? prliinietorsot’TK&CoDEUir.R News,
'having pureliaxcjtl the business uutl plant
■pf Tub Huron REceup, will >iu future
(publish the amalgamated pa persliU'Clinton,
under the title of “The Huh^ News-
'^IJCORp.”
,, Clinton fa the most prosperous -town in
Western Ontario, fa the-seatofcoiiHiilsrable
...m a mi fa p.t ii ringp. jMuLtlia.mentra.-iiP tlie liiiesL-
ngiieultural section in Ontario. •
The combined circulation of Tin: News
(Recoicb exeoeds that-cf -ttny paper pdh-
fahed in the County df JJLurou, It'hi,
therefore, unsurpassed ns an advertising
(medium. Our rates for advertising are :
K column 1 year, §90
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MONEY TO LOAN
At low niteH of lutaredt and upon 'terms to suit
borrowers^.,... . - —- ■
MANNING Jr 9COTT,
Beaver Block, Clinton
Cllnto.i, May I7th, 1882. 20
CLINTON, HURON COUNTY, ONT., WEDNESDAY, JUNE 10, 1885.
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Uo space and time, will be left to the judg-
ttnent of the eompositor in the display, In
serted until forbidden, measured by a
■scale of soiill. nonpareil (12 liiieB to the
finch), and charged 10 ceuts a fine for first
iinsurtion anil 3 cents a line* for each sub-
'se'iuent insertion. OrHurs to discontinue
advertisements must bciin writing.
Notices set as RBADiNa ’MATTF.R,
((measuied by a scale of solid Nmrpuriel, 12
Uiuus to theim-.h1) charged at. the rate of
U0 cents aline for eadviBSertion.
JOB WORK. '
We have ono of the best appointed Job
•0lfie.es west of ToWato. ®ur Ikdilities in
•this department enable us to do all kinds
vof work-M’roui a calling eard to a mammoth
poster, in the best" styie known -to'the
.craft, and at the lowest possible rates.
(Orders by mail promptly attended to.
Address, ,
Ths Netus-Recorcl,
ciiuf6iL,"’Bht
December, T£S2.
RUM ESS DIRECTOR#
gentry
COX & co.,
STOCK BROKERS,
TORONTO,
.MEMBERS xOgQKXQ £1081 EXCHANGE,
Have independent direct wire, by
which New York continuous Stock
-quotations are received more rapid
ly than by any other source.
Buy and -veil on comminsion, for cash, or on
margin all securities dealt in on the
Toronto, Montreal, and New
York Stock Exchanges.
Also execute orders in Gruin and Provisions on
the Chicago-Board of Trade.
Daily calile quotations of Hudson's-Bay and
other stocks.
It TONE Y to lend in large or small sums, on lrL good mortgages or pars- ns’ ei-uritv, at
the lowest current nites. H. HALE Huron-St.
Clinton,
Cl.nton, Feb. 25,188'1.
26 TORONTO STREET.
BRITISH FED ERA TION
■Incorporated by Act of Parliament, 1805,
CAPITAL,
• ■ REST,
Head Office, - MONTREAL
THOMAS WORKMAN, Dresiden^
j. II. R, MGI^O.N, Vice-President.
F. WOLVEilSTAN THOMAS, Gunerdl Manager.
Notes discounted,Ajdncctions'niade,- Drafts
issued, ■ Sterling and ^mei'iean ex-
elt&uge bought and sold ut low
est current ratss,.
INTEREST ALLOWED' ON 'DEPOSITS. •
Money advanced to farmers on their own notci
.withone or more endorsers. "
qujred as security'.
$24000,000
§500, OGO
Eebruary.’itSSt.
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No mortgage re-
H. C. BREWER, .
%anugcr, .
ChlXTON. ••
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$gg|EDWIN KEEFER,
ID IE 1ST tri ST,
-Lute of Toronto, Honor Graduate ltoyar College
(. of Dental Surgeons,
Coats’e Block, > Clinton,
jkll Work Registered. Cliargcs Moderate.,
COMMERCIAL HOTEL.
This Hotel is furnished throughout with great
elite to meet tlie wants of the travelling public.
Uomniodious sample rooms. The best of liquors
and -cigars are alwavs kept at tlie bar.’ Good
table. Best situated Hoteliin .Clinton. Give us
Ccall. • • •
iTAS. MOORiE, Proprietor.
Clinton,-IPUnc 7cht 1682, .
aanaaHMaaMMMUMMHMaMWiRKrtXMHnHi
Dlt. REEVE. «Office—‘'I’uluee” Brick Block,!
lUttenbury Street, Residence opposite tlie'
'tfuniperniiee Halt, Huron Street. Coroner for the ;
■Comity of Huron. Vffii-e hours from 8 a.in. to 6 j
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Clinton, Jan. 14,18S1.
^etjuL
MANNING & SCOTT,
Barristers, Solicitors, Conveyancers, &c Com-
inisiioners for Ontario mid Manitoba.
Office—Town IIall,- Clinton.
•Clinton, May-17th, 1882.20
SEAGER & MORT41N, Bari-iutern, <fcc.,- <(: , God
erich and iVinghuui.' C-Jlcager, Jr..,.Goderich,.
-S. A Morfrju—lAjiighaiA.7. :"7
D AVISON i .lO JNstOXr, Law, Clianebry.itnd
Uenve.vaiiciiig. Office — We<t Street, iMiwt
deer de Bust Office, Goderich, Out. . 57.
I) C. KAYS, Solicitor, X-c. p[lice, corner <£ I v* Square atid West Street, over Butler’s Book
-Store, Goduniall, Ont. 67.
Jrf Money to lend at lowest rates of interest.
1.1 CAMPION., Barrister,Attorney, Solicitor.in
J. Uiianeery, Conveyancer, ,te. Office over
Jioi-.ian's Drug Stere, tlie rooms, formerly oceli-
yied b.v Judge Hoyle. .. 9 '
..sT Anv ion nine ot money to loan-nt lowest
cates of interest. . l-.ly.
^urtmeering.’
H. W. BALL,
A UCTIONElflt for Huron County. Sales at- (A. tended to in. any pare of the. County. Ad-
'■■d>ress-orders‘-to--'(ii-iHiKfiiei!--P. O;i::-“,-“J ‘:V»T7.z.v-'--'
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(GIAS. HAMILTON,
A nOTIONEEIL hi»4 hum .uni lh„>ni*|<-A »o-A|it ZL Ulytli. Sales iittundi-d -in town and country,
cn reasonable tcrius. A.HdLuf-farms and village fats for sale. .Moiiey to loan on real estate, at
tow rates,of interest. Irsnrahce effected oil all
-rlastes of property. Notuf iiMcl debts collected,
floods appraised, and sold <>>i commission. Bank-
t.npt stocks'bought and soldr "
' Blvth. Dee. 16, 188(1 '. . ' ' ’
^eterinanj
/^LINTON Lodge, No. 84, A. F. & A M. Vj meets every Friday, on or after tli'e full
moon.' Visiting-brethren cordially invited. •
J. YOl’NG, w. M. \ ' J-. CALLANDER, Skc
Clinton, Jan.-'14, lSSt.' -1- . ;
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Wngh
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JSfcLsIL
A. M..TODD, Secy.
L. 0. L. No. 710,
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Meets skuofa ..Monday of e.vei-y
month. Hall upstaii-s, opposite
thu Town Hall. Visiting brethren
f^gn always miide-w-eleoiue.
- P. CANTELON, W. M.
. C. TWEEDY, D. M.
'-TUT foil DllY-.GOODS OR GROCERY busi-
. 1) liess, in 4.';ood order; only j>(!en in use two
-seasons. Apnlv to ■ •
• It. COATS X; SON.
Clinton, Miirch-25th, 1885.. . 331-
FARM FOR SALE.
rpiIE subscriber.offers for sale his farm, being J? lot 60, Ba,\ lieid.'coiicessiun, Goderich -town
ship, containing 109 acres (actually about
100 acres cleared and free froni stmftps. KGood
fai'ui buildings, three acres of circhaiJl .and goml
water. Good ‘clay soil. The farm is one of the best
Jn. tlie county of Huron.* About Jive miles.from
Clinton. - Half cash, balance, on .easy terms.
Apply on.t.bo" premises, or at Tn£ News-RscoiiI)
Otliee, or aMi'eSs’ ’ '
: - JAUOB SIIKPPARD,
326 3tn. . Clinton P. O.
HOUSE AND LOT FOR SALE
— J.-E.BLAGKALL,
Veterinary Surgeon,
Qradiiate of the Ontario Veterinary Col!egc,To-
. roiUo.MrivIlig opened an office in Clinton, is’
propared”t'o treat all disease! of domestic
animals on tlio most modern prin
ciples. All operations carefully
performed, and calls prompt
ly attended to by dny er .
’. ‘night. Fees moderate.
Office,—lstriloor AVest ot Keh-^
■ --7 ' nedy’s Hotpl, Cliiifon, Ont. V-I7.
Photographs
CLINTON.
Lifo Siizo Portraits a Specialty,
Clinton Marble Works,
. .. HURON STREET) CLINTON. ■
MZ. H. COOPER, Jr.,
Manufacturer of and dealer d® all kinds of
Marble & Granite for Cemetery
Work- at figures that defy cecupotition
In spite of the extremely strong
attachment, .probably a • better-way
to put it would be, as a resnltanc of
the attachment, amounting almost
to .veneration, of Scotch men.for their
native land we find tliepi as a rule
loyal to the .country • of ilieif adop
tiun . The If on. AI ex' Mackenzie
vies With Sir Sohn A.. Macdonald in
loyalty to British institutions in this
Canada of ou(-s.'.^Mackenzie was
deposed fiopi the. leadership of hjs
par.ty and made i^sacrifice of^by the
disloyal wing of the Reform party.
And now we find Principal G-rant,
although, “to tfle manor porn,” .prov
ing the soundness of the theory of
■heredity by showing in bis speeches
that the lo/alty .of liis forefathers
has been -t/aiismitied to their gifted
Canadian.Aiescieiidant. His stirring
and eloquent speech in Montreal the
Uther-dHy..in fayor of Federation of
the. British Empire,. Imperial ami
Colonial,.has the .ring of the states
man; the pure-mindediiess of the
patriot; -the..nojile aspirations --of- a:
Canadian and the elevated thought
of-a Cln ibtiSu minister. .
We shun give ext'acts fremi Prof,
os—Gr-aaiRs-imiiiarJcs—bel.'ijEji»...jlie Cn;iin,,l-
.ian Branch of the .Federation'
League :
•.''j,Tii;;diiti-(>duciiig the Ruv. Principal ■
vl-nr~X2,lTui'i"-7
niiuf'jj&id thi'-t it would be in bidfr, after
the last resolution, for- those -who. choose
to join the Canadian Branch of the
League, to do so.
Mr. I’l-iBcipul Grant was gi-eeijid with
great ji)>[)lause on .ising to. move that- in
the opinion'of the meeting any scheme of
cuiifedel'aliiin should, combine, on an
eQnitabkr basis, theresdurves of the Em pile
ftp- the liiaintemiMce of eon'imun intei bsl.s
and adequately prov'ide lor an organized
(lelenee of common rights. He said, that*
while "promulgating a-ny scheme foi- polit
ical or commercial union,'it'was not well
tliat-the night should puss without some
definite step being taken. .What was to
be done by the -League was foundation
work, and in accordance with -the
grandeur of tlie edifice,, the broader and
the firmer 'must-the foundations be, and
* <«* 'yi o must do our duty, for Great
Britain. 1ms dune more thtm her duty by
,iis. Whenever we needed her strong ai in.
it Ims sustained us, and wlmt i*u a mini
do more for bis friend than tp first put his
band in bis pocket oil his behalf dud then
die for him. As long as we retaiued our
'Connection with the Empire the outbreak
of war Wuifid subject our shores to the
ravages of the eneiny.’ The water way of
tlie St. LuATenee would.be.occupied, the
city of Montreal laid under contribution
or du ashes if it were not for that, fleet
which.is our protectoin. Therefore, we
must take upon ourselves our share of the
task of preserving 4jo Britain tlie soverign-
ty of tlm seas. The one thing we need is
to create a passion for the unification of the
Empire. (Applause.) What more could
a man demand than that the grandest,
greatest, truest and wealthiest of.nations,
should take us in as partners.
Without denying the sac'-ed ri ghts of
evolution, or discussing the rebelkoq
of the thirteen, colonies, when there"was
a great gr.evance,. to propose revolution
'When there was no grievance and every
one must admit there was no grievance
nor the shadow of one, was a moBt accurs-
ed wrong. The old land hlad struck for
-u° not ouly on the Heights of Abraham
and Queenstown, but in many a stricken
'fie.d where good 'blows had been given
for bumnn liberty and righteousness and.1
'Can we now be ungrateful Ob England!
the mother uf lions, of beruen, of nations,
which of tby cbildien can desert thee ?
'From life first the speaker bad carried
' his whole aud'ien'ce with him and at the
close the tide of feeli’ug had feaclX6d
"fever pitch. It 'broke out into a roar of
applause that widened into ringing
ciieeraf and as they X! msed Dr Potts sa:id,
-••Let us sing God Save the Queen.’1 The
whole audience sprang up, the National"
Anthem was sung heartily, fervently
with all the power of lusty lung;,and the;
cheers broke-forth anew.
As if loath to depart ihey lingered in
.flmir seats, the Secretary, toolc. his.. place
at die table and a very large number
pressed forward and enrolled their
names as members of tlm League. Words
fail to give an adequate description of
the effects of Principal Grant’s address
upon liis audience, it was-moved us one
mau aud with one emotion.
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fio troops 'in the world are 'better
tuouutpd dr'ciHi^defend ground bet
ter than the -Russian regulars,
‘Tlieir artillery,’ liu adth, *48 so
well horsed, and . to nimbly and
haaidily worked, 'tlmt it howls over
all ii regular!lies‘of surface with an
vase, lightness, and velocity which
gives it a g^eat superiority. ,The vi-
v a city and alertness of their cavalry
and the un^uailing steadiness 1 of
their infantry make it a pleasure to
command them in extreme difficul
ties, for as in the case uf the British
soldier, the most unbounded confi
•deuce may be reposed—to use a'
sailor’s expression—in their answer
•to the helm in every stress of situ
a-cion and under the greatest trials.
Protestant miracles.
SQME SKEPTICAL BAPTISTS DOWN
THEi'POPULAll FAITH CURE.
ON
Greenpoint, said that ‘some of the
persons who conduct :faith cures are
not to be relied on M- sincere. In
fact, he believed, ’he said, that a
more unprincipled ncouudrel never
came from England'to work all sorts
of healing than that Brooklyn—
Moderator Hughes rang the bell
sharply, got to his feet, anj. said :
To characterize any person on the
floor oj the confereuce is not ip
accordance with theTules.
The Rev. Mr. Phillips—I didn’t
mention'names.
The moderator—I said piny per
son.
The Rev. Mr, Montgomery—Yon
are-speaking of one main, I of anoth
er.
The Rev. Mr, Phill'iips—Ix mean
that man, - too. (Laughter.) Now,
I'd Bike to ask Brother llartley here,,
who told us some weeks ago that his
wife was cured by the prayer of faii'th,
what lie means by bringing her to
New York for her health.' I under
stand thathe hasdonethac. Ifcure by
prayer is only half cure what does it
amount to??
” The Rev. Mr. Hartly said that
bis wife’s life was saved by, prayer,
and that was .just what he prayed
for. As to a complete cure he
wanted it understood that lie believ
ed in the use-of good medicines and
good physicians, and' that God 'Used
them.
Finally the iRev. Mr. II. Pogson
laid, that he cdtdd not believe entire
ly in faith-cure people who exercis
ed so much human skill in artistic
announcements in newspaper adver
tisements of their gifts..
IK..,.. 1 1 r XY T1 - I
A Mexican's TrftiUte to Women
Not even an orator endowed with
the magic influences of Ireland’s
famous blarney stone could excel
the compliment paid to the ladies by.
Senor Don J. Ramon de YbarrolaiR
Mexican gentlemuh who responded
to a toast to .the fair sex at a 'ban
quet. in N.civ Orleans a few days
ago. Rising to the . magnitude of
tlmsubject, he remarked“‘Beauty
and womanhood have for me no
nationality. Blonde and brunette,
black eyes and bluo, -raven locks
and golden tresses, wherever I find
them the whole world 'around I do
homage to them. As one of the great,
poets of my own race has said in
liquid Spanish ;
Blue eyes say, ’Love me, or I die I’
Black eyes say, ’LOvb 'lUo, or Ukill thee
And as I neither wish to cause
death of one df them by not loving
her, lior to die 'myself because I do
not love the other, I worship them
both. I love'them'all.” A shower
of banquets’'and tlie^b.eaming smiles
of the iadied rewarded the gallant*
Mexican for bis tribute.
■W)htM4j!J
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The Irisil Widow.
MRS. >A003GIN- GROWS EXCITED
CAUSE HER DAUGHTER Is WRITING
POETRY.
BE-
Peas afre sacred to Frey a, almost
vying With the •mistletoe iu alleged
virtue fur loWfs. In one district of
(Bobeuria the girls go into a field ot
peas and make there a garland ut-
five or seven kinds of .flowers '(the
goddei-s of love delights in uneven
numbers), all of different hues.’This
garland they must sleep upon, lying
with frlmir right ear upon it, and
then they hear a vioja from under-*
grouud, which tells what uuuner of
men they will -have, for husbands.
Sweet pegs would doubtless, prove
very effectual in 'this kind of divina
tion, and there 'need be no difficulty
in finding tlinm of different hues.
If Hertfordi-liiite girls are lucky en
ough to find a ipod coutaiiiing nine
peas, they 'lay it under a gate and
believe they wi'll have for husband
the first miati that passes- through.
On the borders unlucky lads and
lasses iu -conrlbhip are rubbed down
with pea btraW by friends of tiia op*
posi'te sex. These beliefs connected
with- peas M’® very - widespread,
Touchstone, i*t will be remembered,
gave two peas to Jane Smile, saying,"
‘Wi-tii weepitog tears, ‘wear these for (
my sake? ’ ;
C’ouiTlhfj A Widow.
WHOLE NO. §42
fivfi ftot
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wsm*£but I WflWttd.toS■tadtukixg* Lari
b the uio#t
til thrviU^h ItJ
noun.
doctoTe ag
wy loft
i'e, hs they '
dffi4U.my.wj
Hop £itturs hfcd 'cuibd lil
oure mg. I pophed:tt bun, I
t wa*ilui^ced |o us
thaw four weeks
my criii|bw Wid Went to w<
kept on “
until I •
and huv«
It bar
sick for
cbildi'eU we
to three bo
need to pe s
used. - J
*‘Thnt poorlnyalid wife,
•Nat-daughWiin.
•tteke<
'rheum
evuriy
’ “l ie
cru
.•the'bitters fl
I'as welj'iui il
forsix j’tk
ed»y.Wife
And lias kej
and healthy i
per year,
at all if thi
BgRg. . Ex
"Cmi bejiiMeHlm pictur
“with afatiy'pottles of 11
O'Nofw genuine -wit&»i
green on'che whtfe Is'
the vile, poisonou» w.
“Hops'' in their, name. ‘
Mo wick.
The Council met at .Gorrie, Moy
20th, 1885, in Campbell’s hotel. Mem
.bei-8. all present.- The Reeve in the
chair. "
By-law No. 2 read and passed.
Petition from John ,- Ren wick and
nine others was read in reference'to
bog hole on llowick (and Carricic
boundary.
Moved by Mr. Cook^. seconded'.by
Mr. Johnston, that a™committee ot
the whole council, inspect along with
Carrick council, tne^QQve numed hog
hole, on Friday, the29ili mst.,-at 2:30
o’clock p. Tn.,, and inspect ' floating
bridge in Lakelet in the evening on
their way liomei. Carried. ' •
Moved by Mr. Cook, seconded . by
Mr. Robertson,, that no more than
t' l. U.Ol) be expended in any division
in the township this year except No.
2, and that not muiTerrhan''/20U.'00 be:
expemleir ""iii" 'No." A,“ ■Ilie""|iicrease<r'
.amount Jbeing on account of tue
opening of the Gadk.e . side road.
Curried. ..
*■ M'o’ved by Mr. Cooky seconded; by
"Mr.- Johnston, that the.Reeve give no
debenture to any oui'ciut of this mun-.'
leiptdity unless account first be pre’-
tiiuted to the council board. Curried
Moved by Mr. Wilson, seconded I>y
now adjourn to meet inToi’dwich at
Buschart’s hotel, on the third A’ed-
neaduy in June next.'! Carried.
Wm.' Dane, Clek.c.
■ When General- Gi’ant was nt the
point of death in the.latte? part of
Marell Dr.- Nthvtnail baptised him.
The family were gathered, around
him. Dr. Slirudy .was sleeping ill
another room. In pushed. Dr. DoiN
■glas and roused him with the words,
“It’s all over !•”. ‘What,’ said Shrady,
L Lot ou Queen street,.Clinton. The house is |
newly built; bit rooVus, tlirt-e upstairs and three
dowii; hard ami soft water; good cellar. Situate
in rising and bunlthy locality. Terms easy.
Apply ph tlin. nyciKiKOK ur ml(1 |-qse Clinton P G,
gll/'-cf ' • JOSHUA' HAMNER..
■ House to..Rent on for Sale.
.rpwo.STORY BRiCK HOUSE on Vietoriu-St., .JL pcclipivd nt present by .Ur. Jphti Robertson.
. It corydstd of 3 good large roosts down stairs mid
Refreshment room in front,, recently used as a
' Rcstiiftr.int. and 7 good sifcerl ’rooms up stairs,
sumn.er kitclien, cellar, stable, liard-iliil .soft
water, ar. 1 quarter acre lot. For an,\ furtiief*
..parti<y;.lar-<,* apply to W. W. FARRAN or JAS.
- BIGUINS, the owner. . -.SUO
WANTED
fX-OOD GENERAL SERVANT .wMted. Ap-
XT plyto Mils. if. ItisKVK, opposite Teihpcrruncc
Hall.
April 1st, 1885, * ( * • ' s 383
GIRLS WANTED.... .
AjNE chanrocrrnitid and urnr dining- room
gii'k-iiiiinediately. Wood wages will-
benaid.' r Apply'at t'liiPC’jiieiai'i'cial Notel.
-■■■■- james-^ogre,
327-tf. Proprietor..
■ TO THE PUBLIC.
Goderich Marble Works
I HAVE nppolntcjLMJL. ROBERT GORDON, as
General Airentof tin! Go.lctich Mnrblo Works
tor the County of Huron; .
. JOSEPH VAJfSTGNE ■■
■ . ’ ‘Proprietor
GofieriehpA’eb.C, 1W3.
the greater the labor the lunger,the time G’<yy0U tu^anto say the uiun is dead?
given to them, lliere were two prin-J • ’ j
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Abo UiairafdCtUreF Of the CelebTiWBd
Artificial Stone for Building pur
poses and Cemetery Work, which must
(be seen to be appreciated.-—All work
warranted to give satisl'actioni.
CITY PAINT SHOP,
' .COPP & LOGAN,
Decorators, Sign Writers; Gilders
ETC., SETO.
All kinds of. HOUSE, SIGN1 AND. ORNA-
.MENTAL PAINTING, Paper Ifangingand 'Decor
ating done in the Latest Style. ;
Frescoing, Kalsoinining, Flags,
Banners, Etc,,'
Artistically got up. Orders promptly attended to.
Sliop-ISAAC-ST., CLINTON.
March 30th, 1885. . 332.3t
IN PERRIN'S BLOCK.
■* •
Hand-made work, sewed and pegged, at
prices to suit every purse. The best work,
lowest prices, and satisfaction giurantecd.
As I have first-class city workmen em
ployed, entire satisfaction Is a certainty,
Give mo a call. -,
From six tn twelve months’ credit
on good, reliable men.
H. BEACOM.V
/?E0. POTTS. Rouse, Sign,
\JI CAttRlAGH X GL’.VA’/M/z PA I NT Uli'. ■: Paper llunninfl tint. wfyiitl
’■ionone. School lilaekboa. duo. epeoialtif. Satie-
■ faaid’ii Widmnleed and nriecu with the timei.
JleSuUnec^Maru Street, ChlNTON. 3H!fGm
‘ REMOVED,
“pOYALSHAVING PARLOR?*—
Ab IIA1111V1 FLS11 ER bus removed two doors
west of Kennedy’s hotel, wlmi-o he wit) be pleased
to give a nice clean shave anti a stjliah lialr-eut
> to all former patrons and ns many new ones as i
may favor bun with a i-all. Ixitcst^sfy h.,s «f > ladies hair cutting. I
<i -
were many’ who.said “produce your plan,”
in order Ltliat they' might criticise"'if, and
one gentle.nan had tlnit (lay atsurc’d h'iin
that he had ir thorough beheym at-home
,ap]joiiitiwg to each member of the coil-
fedei atiow, lioin the soveicign to the mean
est subject, ,their., proper place aiid the’-
exact work tlmy -had to dm . lIie .’Abbe
\8icyes had in his pigeon lioies fifteen.new
eoiistifiitioiib for France, but alas, Fiance
would, have none of them.- It was 31a-
<lame*De Stael who a's'k'.ed (loethe to tell
her in two suiiTelirx-s-what liis philosophy
--Was-aud he answered tliat flmy (ffil-not-do-•
things in that way'in Germany. . Nor did
they do things in t.bat .way .in Britain
where freedom broadened slowly'.‘■'from
jirecedent to precedent.” It.was not upon
theory but tried experience, so eacli step
that it gained is gained. forever, that
• ffiriptin moved. They were content that
they should fake time, ’ fol’ they believed •
•there were many thousand years before the
world and they would labor for-their
children nlid for etewiity. They must
take time because, it was a great work to
federalize this great British*Empire'. This
.selieuic. Was.fpi.'.tlui great good.uf luunaiLUjV
. .therefore.forX'Otl, and it.iH.ado very little
dill'erencc whether they, themselves saw jt;
Lso that their children or their childi-eii’s
|eTn1ilren enjoyed its advantages. They,
valued this Bvitisli En'ipire beeause in the
Jong sweep ol history they could find no
other power, which was such a bulwark of
liberty, such a’ home of righteousness, anti
they did not intend to desert'it. .(Ap-‘
• pinuse.) * * What was the funda
mental' principle underlying the present
constitution of The Empire, for. this was
the lirst.',piineiple 1 We in Canada were
by oiir eoiistitutioa as truly the subjects
of the Queen cis tlie dweller in ‘Kent or
Caithness, and here in Canada a man could
he tried for treason on the Queen as tliere.
That is-tlie basis of tlm constitution, and
. upon jt, was*l)as(;(l'.tlm demand of its ex
tension, until all who were subjects should
be alike citizens of the empire, Some
.pied out as all alternative loi- independ
ence, but independence meant an intoler
able di’peiideiieo,- ami ultimate republican-
annexation which was abliorrent to. most..
* * The great argument (or this se.liemo
was, as its most piimotnieed .and ablest
advot-ates stated itj contineutalisin and.
the snbscijuen.t unification -of the English.
•speaking people. First,, because it was L.
jnir oyyn interest; second,-For the interest
oPEngbind. * ’ It was not until 1818,
that this Province, after fifty yo.-iis of Eng
lish rule, was called upon to pay'the civil
expenses of its. own civil government.
Then‘England had left to us tho task of
defending cit-solves against inward dis
ruption, rhseiving lo her.\elf the duty of
defending us against external foes,-'and
this light he-grudged her. As a I'.dl
grown man lie- demanded that he bo per
mitted to pay bis share to the support of
the fleet that guards .tlioso shores " Tim
meanest Englishman can point at Mon
treal's millionaires, at Canada’s people, the
whole box and dice of us, and say, “I
protect you,’’ (applause). .Wo must not
stand it. any longer, but must bear our
share in that, tho grandest fleet in all -the
world. That wb may not fall beneath our
own contempt, lot the premier of Canada
move; and the leader of tho Opposition
second,_ that a sum of motley be laid aside,
to be given as a voluntary contribution to
to the support-of our ■ guardian, though
everything else stand by (applause). Let
that be dorie as a simple demand of all the
privileges of a full grown man on onr part,
and until it is done all our protestations of
loyally arosimply lip«<i vice. (Apl'h111*'''
■aN^-*~trot-*dea:dy~b’ut“W rl'l-“be-'"iii‘u- few
minutes.- Nothing c-uii save him.’
Shrady|ran int(» Ui« room ■'syh.ere'tlit?
clnittieii,- ‘It is all over. , I wili bap
tise him.’, lie went quickly \nto
another room, got a silver bowl, fiil--
■ed it with Water, .dipp^i bis hamlx
into itj and said, ‘‘1 baptise thee,.
Viyiwes Simpson Grant, iu tlie-name
of the Fat lier,’ the Son, and tlie Holy
. Ghost.’. The Geu.e.r.u.L.sloyyiy^iispd
liis head-and remarked^ ‘I tliinik:
you?. -Then turning to” lijs- family
lie raised his Jiabd and uttered the
words, ‘1 bless yoa’aji? ■ To Dr.
Newmari jje observed, ‘Doctor, [in
tended to attend to this uiyselfri.
• ■ Meanwhile Shrady and Douglas
were consulting in a coiner. Tl.e
strain was intense. Douglas said,
’He will die sure, lie hat-go^e, the
jpulse has left tbe_wrist.‘ Shrady re
plied, ‘I will give him brandy,' and
injected asyringe In gacli arm, .The
General revived ; his.pulse returned.,
to the wrist, and his life was saved.
Dr, Nwwmaii walked into an adjoin
ing room with Slirudy, and’ asked,'
‘Doctor, how is he?‘ ‘I don't think
he will die? said the doctor'. ‘
prayers have been answered?,'.
Dr. Newman. ‘I.’think it was
brandy, ‘responded Slirudy.
.■■■■I, ■ i» 11 E-ibn*..........................1 i ■
Ilorflcs. In War.
‘Our
. said
i the
sZtoi
lorH
The only two greut nations which*
contain enough horses within their
borders to meet all the exigencies of
war or of peace-are, unquestionably,
Russia and the United States, Buys
the London Telegraph. In A Sum
mer Tour in. Russia,- puUished- in
1882 Mr. Gallenga-tells us that the
\unwieldy e'mpjre Under the domain
q£ the,great white czar cov’ers one-
sixth of the habitable globe, while
its population hardly exceeds that of
Austria and Germany, its two near
est neighbors, combined. Mr. Gal-
longa adds that Rev. .Henry Lans-
dell, in, a journey of five months
from the Thames to the rnoutli of the
Airtoor, went over 2,600 miles- by
Fail, 6,700 miles by steamboat, and
3,000 by thu ajd of horses, or about
II,300 miles altogether, almost in
rk straight line. Tin's amazing iitij*-
^piie, sparsely Occupied by human
beiflgs when its prodigious hulk
is borne in mind, boasts possession
of moie horses than any other nation
upon the face, of the globe, . Gen.
Sir Robert Wilson, who wus Btitish
commissioner at the headquarters of
tho Russian army during the Moss
cow campaign in 1812, tells us that
^Ntw York Sun.
The Baptist ministers discussed
faith cures three weeks, ago, and
yesterday they used up two hours
debating the subject again at 9 Mori,
ray street. Many ladies, weie pre
sent. The Rev. George W. Fbltveil
said that he believed thatl God-answ
ers piayer, and that he will cure t'l.e
sick if-prayer is offered-with faith
c imbine'd with perfect*‘reliance '<Jn
His will.
Prbf. Norman Foxsaid^lhat while
many remarkable cures have been
wrought in answer to prayer, yet he
could not forget that equally remark
able ciires had. been wrought at tl.'e
grotto -of Lourdes and at .-Knock '
Chapel, as well as by Mormon elders
and by spirit mediums, all of which
cures he repudiated. . The pt-ayur of
faith iX’ "Thy will be done,”-bat the
trouble with the peoplexin thecfuitli
cure institutions, and ,whb want us
to believe iii their special gifts, is
that they demuiid not so much 'faith
in God us faith in the assurance- of
healing. . . \ ...
The Rev R W. Hartley 'said t'ln\
. he li'ud not the desired reputauou of ■
a lieTetic. lje supposed by had not
been in New' Yolk long plough
(laughtei), but to him the.Thy ' will
be done prayer bordered -too. 'much
on fatalism. If human prayer does
-nut affect God; then ^hut, was the ,
~jine of 'pfaying ? ' If lie believed that
God |iud an uuullerubru line of.'action
laid down, he would never prayv
again/- He had lived among .Mur.-.
Amiim_pa±(L.h-e had never^eetirany hr- .
stance of'cur'e. lie lin'd se/n elders
swelter the bick in grease^aud the
sick died. • • ; ■
~- Tne Rev. Dlr. lfiggius uf Staten
island said he liad prayed with a wo-
man apparei'Rly living in Tottenville,
anil was impressed that - she " would
be realmed to health.
Moderator J. F.
Greenpoint, doubted- whether any
encourage.nieut suould be given lo
'modern faith cure. . It is leading
many (o fanaticism, . a-iul is, often ,
presumptuous; ..and trifles with the
"Word of God., If the Hoiy ' Ghost
is blessing these people in ruspoiisc'
to the Word of GwJ, then they ought'
(o be capable of rightly iutefp'reLing
the Bible, aiid liny are often at
t’ault:in that respect, . A young lady
'iii the 'mu.cf'el-aiur’s church Went to
AheJJxee.ii.idUff Ukbuw.ur.u..iiiali.tMittiL..
fully expecting to be healed, fed in
with all tire conditions imposed by
them, and when she remained an in
valid ;she was. told that she was a
very wicked woman, and that for
for, her/want Of faith God would
bring His judgment on her.
I did believe that they could cure
\ne,she.said, sobbing,to Mr. Hughes,
and now it does seem froni what
tliey^tell me that I am not a child..
-ofGdd. •
. She was a good woman, lie. addedj
but she \vas for a long time kept in
the belief that she was not a Chris-
taiu. ■?'
The -Rev. R. B. --Montgomery of
Brooklyn said that a faith cure insti
tution had been built up neur him.
In the -Brooklyn newspapers it uiR*
vertised wonderful cores, but if
other f-aith cilr.es weie no better than
tliat^tTnTi lie Lelievefl'that' Hie old-
fasTHQtied ‘prayer .Thy. will be dou«r
WaS .the better. A bick woinfrn 8f?.nt
away from her bedside one of the^est
physicians in Brooklyn, and Irusled.
"'do tlie faith cure people.. She' died
three days^afterward. A mail said
hi? hud S'Dned in taking’ medicine,
and he, tod, sent awny the physician,
. Soon afterward he recalled the phy•»
biciuu, begged his pardon, and died,
Brother Motley said that the
brethren prayed too little and read
too much. Jf they stopped running
after the Mormons and spiritualists
they would perform mor.o faith
cures.
The Rev, W. II. Parruly of Jersey
City said that lie would like to be on
both sides of the question, lie knew
that a’young lady in his church who
hud been dying for a year was restor
ed to health after earnest joint pray
er for her Gy her brethren ; but, ‘on
thu other hand, modern' faithscure
advocutes are often presumptuous.
The people in charge of the institu
tion told ono of-the patients they
fulled io cure that the devil was in
her, while they called.the other all
sorts of names because shu lulled to
gut on her feet-aiid'laku u walk.
Tho Rev. J. 8. Patton, of Molrose,
said that he wouldn’t be sure that
Genv Grant’s case- was not eno of
faith ‘'cure, (Laughter.)' lie bad
found Wm. E. Dodge inclined to the
' belief that the trouble was an ' ulcer
of the throat, and that the doctors
made more of it tlian there was in it,
The Rev, Mr? Patton, however,
thought that it might easily be be
lieved that Gem Grant’s recovery
wus in answer to prayer offered all
ovef tho United Htates, and that he
would got well in spile of thu doc
tors,
Then the Rev, J). T; Phillips,- of
.....TllfiS WS'Eirr DOINGS
.t
.She was.
Hughes, of
CxkNADIA-N' ‘
IL. Cooper, Wiugha'rn celebrated
tlie Queen’s Birthday by cutting the
ends off two' of the fingers of his
right hand-while duUbin’g 'staves at
Ament’s mill.
• Mr.'Christopher Robinson and B.
B. Osler will go 'to the Northwest
on behalf of the crown to ipiepgre
evidence against Riel and the other
Rebels no.w imprisoned, . .
_The oldest person in't’he’Coifnfy
SBruce, is Airs. McLean-,'Of U,hler-.
. She was l'.orri in the High-
ds. of. Scotland, in October; 1783,
•aiid\is therefore- nearing 'her 102iid :
birthday. . ; '
- '-A-L!uX.^y;^ek'.a' Sfoytli'ajBlU.oii .fisli-
ing boat^was up'sei;": teen
.miles frouk shore,. .The. three men
on board clubg,to the bout for four
hours, when' tlfey weTSrpicked up by
McKeever's boat, in an exhausted
condition, awd taken to Chantry-
Island. ' ,
:—1-1 le-l+quor-t-raffie---has—p-raeti cally^
-'been driven out of the Walkerton
hotels but is Carried on ii other
places. Chief of Police Moffat' re-
’-pm’-es-^Htvss+g—fernffi-^fonr—dinwriMin- -
men lying on the sidewalk Saturday
night,’and t hat ■ he never saw so-
•many diuuken men in Walkerton
as he found on the streets on Sun
day night. .
The corner stoue of the new
Orange halt in Toronto will l.e laid
on .the 1st of. July. There will , be
four stones laid—one on the east and
wes.t; corner, and one each side' of the
main entrance. . The ceremony will
lie perlormeii by W. J.- Parkhill, M.
P. P., On'taiio grand master, N.
Clarke Wallace, ’ ^deputy grand'
master, and the grand masters for
^Ontario east and west.
Mr. Francis Burwell •McCormick,
of Peleu Island, was" recently fined.
■-$i.I-5’fvHrirab4i^cHd“-pracMee - medi
cine, physic, surgery and midwifery
as a regular practitioner and physici, j
air Tn this pi ovince without having]
been duly registered as a practitiom-
er in the Province of Ontario.’ The
defendant admitted that, ‘while he
had broken the letter of thd law, he
bad not broken the higher law, that
(if humanity-.- ’Hestatbd that it was
impossible for him to refuse to ££
tend to the sick ai'id suffering
he knew there Was no* other assist
ance On. the Island.
- AMERICAN.
St-. Paul,- May 30.—The council
convened by the ' First Baptist
.church, w,ne of the largest anffi^most
.important places of worship iff the
city? to invesbicate charges of un»
truthfulness and unchastity against
thn-ktTj'pastbF, Rev. R. II. Riddel.
..have found him- guilty, and reSdni;
mended that he' be dbpdsed from the
ministTy. .
The Presbyterian General Assend
bly of the United States has just re
affirmed with -iherqased--emphasis
that the only proper ground for di
vorce was adultery or wilful desertion,
and cautioning the ministry to exer
cise the greatest care in performing;
the marriage ceremony for those
\yho had been divorced.
The resolution at the American
Wool growers National Association
convention recite that since the al
teration made in the import duty in
1883 $90,000,000 has been lost to
tlie wool growers of America in low
er prices alone, saying HQthing of the
depreciation iu thu value of flocks,
Rev. Janies. McMullan, graduate
of the Catholic Propaganda College
at Ro mV, aild who is said to be eth.
route to California to take charge of
a parish, was arrested at Chicago
and lined $25 for drunkenness. If
is Said ho spread his table at a hotel
with numerous'bottles of liquor and
became so boisterous.that be had
be cjooted.
“Well, Mrs. McGIaggerty,” said
the widow, ufter having borrowed a
'thimble from lifer neighbor, “its very
fbin'e' weather we’re havin’, ain’t it
now ?”
Tile neighbor answered in the af-
fiTuiative. ■ .
“IMd fwhat my daughter Are'tho*
osy calls the gintie' zeephyrs av
spring,’ Mrs, Magoogin continued,,
‘At? be the same token do ye know,
Mis. McGlaggeriy, that Arethoosy
l&s a uew hobby .bojrse av a shkame
that’s she’s thryia to ruide now ?
Yes, indade, she. wants to be a poet
so she sez, an’ wroile an’ sing Songs,
about all'kionds av nonsinse tbat’ll
be goin’ an. She sez that uv’ry
spring time brings out new pooets
wid its ,'fl.owTs an’ cabbages, an’
that this year she feels tlf inspoira-
s tion .takiu’, liowld av her so hard
that she can't resislit the. timptation
lo wroite pbcethry. herself.* I axed
her fwhat was the fuslit thing she’d
wroite about an* ’ she sed .anythin’
that kem iiilo'lier head. ‘Thin,’ sezl
I, .‘Aretbuosy, ‘it’s divilisb little
yti’Jl wroite in .the way av pooethry,’
sez I, ‘fur ye have a slikull an ye
that an idaya-couldn’t inter through,
-allies s-i t-rlHuLtucro-w-bap-t-o-fwor-ue—lt-fr-
way,’-sez.I. I med her awful -mad
be sayin’ fwhat I did, but I couldn’t
help it, Mrs. McGlaggerty, an’- thin
AND'HOW IT I’Mj'FERS FRCHl KEEPING
COMPANY WITH AN ANGEL.
There, is atty amount of fun in
courting a yo'ilng girl who hus not
become used toit. She swallows all
the soft things a fellow says, but
when it coiw'es to popping the ques>
tion or soni'ell'dng of that kind, 'she
gets frigb t'elTtfd, more or less, and
wtfnts time to consider until there.,
,are loopholes enough fur. her lover'
to slip through Without the leabt bit
of trouble if he.happens to see some
one be thinks.he.could love a slAde
or two better. Young girls are
timid and shy ’n earnest, and if a
fellow is not pretty certain he has
found precisely the angel he is look
ing for, be can manage so as to nave
the refusal of her for a year or in'Ore,
and at-tlie-same time- manage to
keep his neck out of a breach of
piomise suit when 110 happens to
meet some other sweet faced angel-
-'that seems to Lim-to-be better suited
Lo his ta'sles.
.It is different with a widow. She
gets rid of all ‘her shyness at the
earliest convenient opportunity, and
• lhh!iing out the- principal things she.
desired to know of him before 'she
utLl<iW.s_kiuim,o_gKL__acquaiut.e.d^__?Eliti.
sciiuol'girl of sixteeietrusts herself to
a line voung fellow of sixty oil nine
ty'days’sight, without security, but
TUEl'RJSV'- GE? -
Bourbon .
and. wife, Owe tow*' ‘
CUNtfUMPTItM
II. Gornbe. ^
Physicians , haying
patiehts, aiid having ft
them by . tlheit own i
should not hesitate j
Allml’s Lung Balsam,
cases when' all Other te
failed, ,
It is harmless to the I
' chilitjv -
Price H'OO per 'Lottle
notice. ...' '
' chilifjv
notice.
• ' X • * - ' * •' ’ ■ ’O' ’ ‘
Do you chuftt your ou
The Journal of Chemis
ought to and tor tlifcaU 1
Journal maintaiiis ih
cracked Wheat, and bi
breakfast dished become
indigestible-iVom being
the usual. style.- They ]
go down easily, aud ai-el
spooned into the sionJ
delay in the. iffoutb rd
need mastication as bd
not to save one from cl
many people seem to J
s'dle reason. feft chewinfl
tiieinAlioroug)n^ with I
is a digestive ag?nt ail
-lubricant to expedite I
dry food'down, the ueScB
—eWr- -rUiO-^diwv^-J-ik^Mi-xhiufty--.-winiffisala-.
to
A Fourfold Work
Burdock Blood Bitters act at the
same time upon the liver, the bowels,
tlie kidneys and the skin, relieving
or curing in every ctlsui Warranted
satisfactory qr mon'ey refunded.
\34L2fc ................
Prof.; Low’s Sulphur Soap is a de-
gihtlul toilet luxury as well as a
good curative for skin disease. 34L4t
A whisker dye must be convenient
to use, easy th apply, impossible to
rub off, elegant in appearance, and
cheap in price. Buckingham's Dye
lor the Whibkers unites in itself all
, these" merits, Try it«
all uosgbt ibiig. ‘Arethoosy,’ sez f,_
be way av a bit av ad vice,-.‘I'ui. thin-
kin' yed betther leave the pooethry
alone an’ shtick to wurk at the to--
bauky factory,’ sez I. ‘It’ll pay ye
better in the lang run,’sei I, ‘au’ll
.laive ye a dacinter au’ betther
reshpectid gerl,-’ st-zT; but me foiiie
lady wudn’t ■ lisliten to" me auny
lunger. She got -huffy, air’ bakin’
out . lier gpold bordhered Writin’
paper she began makin’ tihees across'
it wid th’.iu'd until it luked loik .a
purcessiou av shkiniied eels wrig
glin’ through a field - av shnow. 1
iilterwbrds latnt that.she was writin’
some verses to her Heiiry,the bandy'
legged little Dooth‘beau, whose heck
I mnwe fiear breakiii' the - nUight
they.gev the. lasht party here, an’
be me faith I’ll break it yet' an’
ev’ry bone in his body wid it» -too,'
.uf'o.rj? I gev~ujrougii' wid' tin) tow
headed imp av the devil; . I sed ' no
more to her, an’ I suppose from
this ouDl’m .to have a pooet in the
family; VYan .av. ilicse days, she’ll
fj-ttlther shtickin'’ up her nose at
the tobacky facthory, 'au’ come home
to her poor mother to loaf around
the house .an- help us all to shtarye.-
,[ . dbii’t know very much about
pboqts, Mrs. McGiaggerty, but from
/wflat* little I’ve heard., I jidgB them
all rq’bt! a pretty.bad set. They do(
nothing’ -but wroite an’ read Atom
mauriiin’ til noight, mi’ as fur ii lick
av 'daciut wurkj they wudn’t lift
a finger or raise a hand uf it was to
8hpliUa.'6Qrd.ay^wuod or carry in . a
ton av coal. Pooethry may. be all
veryK iioice readin’ f whin yya.iy comes
home from a hard day’s wurk, an’
it niay'be very foiiie to see it in tlie
papers an’ on the tombshtones iii-the
Country, l|iut the min an* w/iffimin’
t'hut wroite it ought to be ashamed-
av. the manner-iii fwhich they Piter
away their tolme wlieii they eilil be
doin’somethin’so much* better fur
tliemsel,Y$s.,.an’ their cotlnthry. I
meseif loike a good chune loike-
‘Sb Patrick’s Day’ or the ‘VVearin
ay the Green.’'but we haves no more
good music av that soort nowadays,
Mrs. McGraggel‘tjy, an’ we nuver
will-have thiui agiih' Thitii koind
av pooets is dead ail’ gone long ago,
an’ .they’ll never make any more av
tliim, God blf'As thim. Au’ that’s,
why I’m fornhist havin’ a pooet ’in
my family. About' Arethoosy I
don’t moine so mooch, beltane at’ther
1’ui dead an’ out av tlie way she cair
get a husband tOotake car/i av her,
but do you know, Mrs, McgUaggerty,
that av my son Tammy, the toof,
was to como in an’ tell his uiothef
that he was goin’ to-quit foightin’
an* ahtalin'an’turn himself into a
pooet, I’d dhrap might down on the
flure a corpse.- Deed mi’ I wud, Mrs.
MuGlaguWrty, an’ divil a will’d av
lie I’m tellin’ ye fwhin I say so,
John J. Jennings?
•housp/^ot-ii out and examines the
mercantile reports concerning him
and .then sells to him on her own
terms forcuslr. She lias him sized Up
before be comes to marketpuid-wbett--
she looks as if she wefe a vei’y ■ art^
less creature and fights shy of, him
■ when ever ho happens.to sit Or little
dose to het oh Che sofa, there are
tun chanebs to one that he .will nev
er look any.further, but will buckle
right up to her and put the question
fairly and squarely, and - when .he
has done, "so she* is.- not going to
tremble all o*ver and blush aud ask
for a weekAor’a month i,n which to.
make up her . rniiid. .' She will, jflst
wind lier arms around lria neck and
look up in liis face with°oiie of. Ella
tWbeeler’s fiery yearns, and before
-he has had time to catch his-breath
he will find bimseif nailed to. the
UrVsa witii tt j&a^Liiuv yioiwo hiuj
the very soul.
. ?i............ -i
- Siccpinji at Anu's Length.
“Your beau seems Very bashful,”
•said a Day toil avenue mamma to. her
.daughter.'.....................
‘Bashful I’ echoed the daughter ;
'bashful's no name for it.’.
‘Why don’t you encrduragdC him A
little' more? Some men have to bo
taught how to do their courtiijg. Ho
is a good catch.’
‘Encourage him!’ said the daugh-.
ter ; ‘lie cannot take the most pidpi-
ble hint. Why, only last night, when
I sat all alone on the sofa, and he
-perched ufr in a chair as far- away as
lie could uet, I asked liim if he didn’t
think it strange that a man’s arufaud
“a woman's waist seemed always to be
the same length, and what do you
think ho did ?’ .
' '‘Why' ju'sFwliii’t any sensible
would have'done—tried it.’
‘He asked me if I could find a piece
of string so we could measure and see
if it was .so. z\iu’b ho horrid ?’
. As a woman was w
day a man looked ver]
her, and continued t(J
lit length, turning J
“Why .do yttUMftliwv nl
he replied, ‘-wfe’e fafl
you.”. ‘‘\Vhy*i^^< yol
me ?” said the womJ
who is'cotuiiig after ul
burner thanT am ; gpl
to her.” Tlie mail I
met the Woman b»
-VeVw-ugiy/—BetbgAfl
displeased he retiifl
WonJnn, “.Why didfl
story?” “Neither (fl
truth,” answered tlifl
you weye in love wilfl
'^rafter- another wofl
'mark had the'desir^H
man was too much B
.Trose.jyho Blip
In “slieol” are • iub
vutittii Army say
aiid they are chai
With a song whicu
lelujah lass, and I
bonnet'; a red riblJ
with,'Salvation il
Harried liissl
> Sound
‘Did you catcl
tuatr’ ieuiufkvu.j
paiiion the othti
sounding. kiyS I
troin a couple stl
‘ Well i BhoJ
the other. ‘It I
rocket had - 6ul
must be a nbwl
they haven’t gl
honeymoon yel
. ‘Honey moofl
just betjon it fl
Married 'kissfl
that; they ainfl
Atti
a
j Better Than Gold.
A good name, godd Fedlth, it gdod-
companion, and u bottle ofliagyard'a
Yellow Oil are among the first
requsites for human hupplfiOss. Yel
low Oil cures Rheumatism, Sx>rains,
Lameness, Bruises, Buina, Frost-
Bites, Croup, Sore '1’hroat, and all.
Painafid Inflammation. <Ht-2t
The-sure effects of Ayer'sSarsopar*
ilia avei-thoroiigh ami iperimweal.
If there is a luekihg taint of scrofula
about.you, Ayers Sarsaparilla will
dislodge it, and expel it from your
I pystuiur .
He Could A’ot See Any Diflfci1-
' cnee.
Re.v. Mr.' Fipnerty during las
sermon Sunday touk ■ occasion to
denounce the wearing of low-lieckerl
dresms-by certain young ladies Of
bis congregation,. and he gave the
parents of such a hard scathing.
Paddy .Murphy, ; whose daughter
Mollie had attended a bull the night
I-...... ‘-L-‘*: L’..;
iielievilig the remarks applied
him, aroke and 8&id‘‘
"Yer riverence, may I ax ye
question 1” ’ - •
"You may,” was the reply.
“ Well, sor, ye be tuakin’. such
fuss over me (laughter goin’ to a nice,
respectable ball wid her dress a
leetle low’iu the neck, 1 want to ax
ye how is Eve dressed in the picture
m the Bible 1 Begorry|.noqi8fle isn’t
dressed at all, son And phwy
doesn’t ye be given’ the Bible fits
’the same as ye bo ;given’ Pa^uy
Murphy V
"Sit down, sir/’ was the reply
the reverened gentleman made, and
then lie went on> witu bits sermon
In another channel.
• . - 0
WHY WILL YOtT cough when
‘ Shiloh’s Cure will give ^immediate
relie’L Price. lOcts., oJ cia>taii(l M
pSold by/..ill. CombQi ijjffily.
before in that kind of a dress,
I to
a
a
Any girl, I
•food,, and by,
render her
-soft. With I
•nails can' bl
clothes, hoi
fresh and bl
-can train htl
ary capacity
est; and if I
■cere, kindljl
win friend™
all the fairl
at her birtll
giil whusul
tidy, and fl
iiritabln afl
anybody lifl
a hd a sifl
thick, mufl
ion will bfl;
oifigii
Rev. Sj
VersaticmJ
said :~*d
iioll,wha|
ing of thl
ed to til
tnado bjl
fully, to, I
‘I sei
O'ConnJ
yuille' 1
Mie reafl
tt strokl
lby, as I
'hutl
‘Irisfl
ball,
oed oiH
WliiebB
fdheAlfl
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