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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1885-04-08, Page 4.KtU W-S C teWSPAPER LAWS' m, of 1’ost • following r fa; •1 •ll p- J in. jinda. Sab- an ;<E' ji,. Rev. J. iirtst 11*11 ’ tip libs. er fr laasi >1' 't ti ’ Clinton, Wednesday, April is req nil mb to tuiuing u paper AheuaNibsvrikr mt of the ofiku ita not being ti makes thepostm blidiors for payn un’ei’ti his paper dis- pay all .ur«na' " ■ continue to Ji Jtfle, and give t fail'8. dirs j and] r?s, or •ml it "collect the taken from be no legal •»t ii Iff lie h 5)SR.S1€TORX. ices on.-S'uwla.vRt 11 lass, to u.ni, Sunday , Wcdnesdaj, « p.m Rector rices lit 10.30 hool at 2.30 ivlces ftt It.a , 2,30 i>, ii at 10.30 2.30 p.l it 0.30 p jshv J. Gray, Pastor. t-ehizei i-iubon Wir’d. ' -The Sliatidon.. Bells-. 'I he following exquisite, lyric is by Be''. Francis Alahony, one of the writers id Frasers*Magazine. For the Last .eight veiii'S'of his -'life he was I'-ii-ii- cpi'rebpomlent of the London ■ll'otie: He dietl 111 1866.' VMth deep affect-imi \ And recoileetioD, . 1 oil, n'think of’ Those Shandon bells, ■ - 'Those soljmi so wild would, ■ In the days of childhood, " Fling round my cradle ■ . .....rindr magic spells. ' ' _ ■ . ■ On this 1 ponder, . ’ . • ’ •V here’er I wander, A nd thus grow forpier, . .Sweet Cm k, of thee ; - V ii h the 'bells of Shandon, ■ . \ 'I jj.it sound sp grand on \11:< pleasant waters \0.1 tlm river Lee. ... heavil belfa chiming, . L'ulkuiany a clime in, ’■ -■ Tolling sublime in , ' <?,.t\edral.slsrin'e-: ? : — • \i -nife libe rate, '• . ' ■ ■Brat.* lol _ h wmultl vjbrate— Bui all tlX'iV music. .. . ~ Spike n\ught like thine ; l-'m- ,i dwelling Cm each prou\l swelling , I ts Bold notdis free,' / Mdletlm bells o\shand'on ’ I on : ' ■S >uu,l !•-.i- more gfajri ... .kb.!'. A’h'.y.^/w.iAyut mii^. (>l the river Lee, I've hefti-d bells toiling • .'bl1 Adrian si Mole' in", '1 lie’i’ thunder rolling •r <mi the Vatlican ; a i4.,j_, -y in ba Is :glor-ious --fhvh^h+^w-iAiaia-vi« us--- In'ti e g<>rgemuJ "turrets . < >!' Notre J mine. }' it .thy Hout-id-s were sweeter . T/inr, tbe'do-ne of Peter ‘ ■' ■ I'i..T.T.- o’er the Tiber., P..-;il.mg solemnly. — ’’ (1 ine lieli.s'ol'Shandon 9 The jilonsaiLt waters . , If tfie livt’r Lee. There's a‘bell, in Moscow, While oh tower and kiosk <>, Ip S.-iitn Sophia, Ati-I i’-ml in tiir < ■ it’n to prayer, l-Tmii tlie tapeijng summits .1 >1' tall minarets. " • • Si.eh < aiptv phantom 1 11-e ch' i-i-lt Ill- More V 1 .ii lei <4 h t fa e I, V, I 'I I J I- li P Ll. griinl tlx'in : re is an mntb i 11 1 ti ■n etn i si- grand waters Lee.. don on $. 'rORY-"WAtoEP.S. JANET’S .WAGE* X 'f Well, ttv 1! I line io < N wrrii RED son I, I I. p.’ shn lai th i rig, ,■ decidedly man with re fl fl iWKd hcrsJlT "'•^hmAucha h-nj i-ved'it of het -she^reaHy- we< •d iifdeed back ifi her com 'r woi a ti i-p I In t< N. <8 ;si * 1 Jo J irnir mt v I A G if d ti h li n W; ! while her frienl stared at her In a i mixture of surprise and indignation, | she continued calmly ; *To begin I with, you are not in a novel, so you can hardly expect young1 men with ■ ’auburn treasesj and ‘jet "locks" fly­ ing to the wind*, to be always hanging around doing nothing, as seems to be the aim of the impossible romances that you refer to, and to end with, you are only a girl doomed to live a useless, unromantiQ life, like all the rest ot us, until some kind creature with black or red hair, I don't know which, shall take pity on you and marry you. So I wouldn’t be so ve­ hement against the unknown -red haired, if 1. were you. Her yon know she said,starting up. “I will wager a box of French bon-bons that voU marry a man with, not golden brown, not auburn, but real down­ right red hairs what will you give me if I win ?’ ‘This diamond,’ answered her friend, lazily touching the beautiful jewel at her throat. ‘O, no,’ -remonstrated janet, ‘I won’t take, anything so handsome; you are to generous,’ ‘Not at.all,’ was_the reply, ‘because I am sure that I never shall have to give it up.’ . ■ *"~ bien I nous verrons, was the retort. ‘Ah/ changing her ‘here, comes the Loys,’ $s the lawn towards them two handsome young fel- ‘Eh quick tone, across came lows? . ■‘What’s the row ?’ called one of them as he came.upj; we heard your excited voices as yve ro^je up tji'O ayenue, and with our customary courage flew to the rescue, pilose life is in danger ?’ ‘It is just this,’, explained Janet.. ‘Bessie declares she will' never marry, a. man with r.ed -hair? Upon this Laurie passed his hand complacently over his own- blonde curls..., ‘And I have wagered a box of bon-bons against her diamond pin that she will, Wcn’t you take it down in black and white, Fred?' turning to -her cousin. •■ a. ‘Certainly?-’ And after a prolonged search among his numerous pocke'ts, he produced a diminutive note­ book. wherein .lie made a most •luisiness-like record of the bet and the stakes jmt up by both girls. • . ' ■ . ‘And now we shall see who wins. I am all anxiety, although I think with Janet, tchat. you- are Roomed to- lose your bet, Miss. Carleton J he said turning to her. ’ ‘ . . He was a tall,' handsome young .fellow and Janet’s cousin., while his companion, Laurie Edwards, was only a friend down on a.fortnight’s visit;-’ -7 - ■ •Laurie was .Hiss Carleton’s devoted slave, and now he cried eagerly ‘I don’t see why she should lose. I am sure she has every piiportunity to win? ‘Oh, yes, wn know . she hras every opportunity,' laughed Fred mischiev­ ously, -causing Miss Cai'letoii to blush' And Lamug to vovFveT’igeance' against him; ‘but , I doubt whether she will avail .lierself of J these • oppor­ tunities, even to save' herself.’from losing? : ; . ; ^‘AVhat.a beaiitiful sunset,’said Bei-*i .sie despftvatelj' 5 ‘the country is al.- "ways beautiful, but especially so on summer evenings? . - ’ - ‘The rays of the departing sun have affected 'your cheek's, iny dear,' said Janet;‘won’t you take this seat? If is more.in the sha.de than ttlie;one you have,. This vine will screen you en­ tirely.’ \ ■ The aiTswer to Ulis' kind offer Was a stony glare, Which so amused her ‘that-she could riot resist laughing, a . ■proceeding which’infi.nitely disgusted! Laurie- and Bessie'. .frred.-r'estored- th.e peace'..of thp party by' saying quietly, as if nothing had happen-. -:.f -• ' .■ ? ’ . " ■ ; r' .‘By~the wayjJanet, if you don’t ob- . and ri<le with us. i ‘I have already so he will have : wants to or not,' 1 before his friend couhj reply. I ‘There, ' Laurie,’ as the groom brought around the horses, ‘you Miss : Carleton, and Mr. Lansdale will go togelbet, while we two jog-along be­ hind? Laurie frowned a little at ibis arrangement, but, as H .could not be helped, he submitted to his fate though glowering darkly’ at his friend, No sooner were.--the-three ahead, out of ear-shot; than Jan­ et bend forward, crying delighted- Jy: - ■ ‘He’s very handsome} just as you said, and his hair is beautiful. I never would have guessed it was false if I had not known all about it? ‘Yes,’ said Fred in a satisfied tone of voice, ‘I am sure our plot will sub- ceed. ready, listens Laurie don't thihk lie will stay much longer after this, he’ll learn his fate and de­ part? Nor. was Fred mistaken. After two weeks of protracted misery, Laurie could stand it no longer, so h® ’declared his love, was told calmly by the object of his adoration that she would always be hisjfriend, but noth­ ing more,’ and the following day de­ parted, at war with all man, or rather all women kind. With the conspirators all went well Bessie, unconscious of Janet’s treach­ ery, expressed to ller without scruples, her admiration for Lansdale’s good qualities. ‘He is so intelligent,' she said evening after a long discussion on the subject of‘Women’s Rights? ‘Yes, dear, I agree with you,’ was the sympathetic, rejily,- encouraging Bessie to go on, ‘And so handsome. Don’t .you think he is .handsome. Janet ?■’. • ‘Very,’ said Janet enthusiastically.;' then,' glancing up, with a mischiev­ ous look m her dark eyes, which Bessie remembered too well after­ wards, ‘don’t you think his hair is beautiful ?’ ‘Lovely,’ cried her friend. Ah Jan­ et, I think I shall------ She stopped.short, overcome with confusion, for she was going to say, Jwin my bet.’, ,. • ■ Janet understood, pretended not to notice, finished the sentence off, in her own mind4and told heif-folfow-- conspira-toT- that- night’ that • she thought things were turning Qut very well. » » "At length the crisis'(lame.’ They had been rowing on the lake, all the evening, Bessie and Dick in the front, boat, Janet and Fr.ed in’ the one be­ hind.' It was quite wai-ni.j-owing in spile of the pleasant breeze hovering about, and Dick : had dropped' his "oars and stopped for a.while to rest.- Strange to sa.v^silence had fallen up­ on him, and - his /companion. He broke it.by saying, abruptly-: • . •‘ Famrgoi n g a way. to - m or row. A-r.en ’ t you sorry for/me, leaving all 'this beauty an d' p leas u re' for. a. du sty desjx in.a-dusty office?’-^ ' She hiid been leanipg.’over't’he side of Hie boat," letting.’ the water run/ through her lingers;' but now’she started up glancing at him with'.a hurt ■‘pained -look in her big b-lu’e %’yes-.- ■ ‘You are not really going so.soot)?’ she said slowly, as Jfshe couldn’t be lieve it, _ ' .. ■ .‘.YeAK»reallyJ he anEweT^Upfoking up the" oars and beginning to / row. with.uriwonted zeal., - ‘Are-you sqt-ry■__ _ ' ““"Yes?” “ “• ‘Then,’ he said, ‘J. won’t go right yet. I .will wait aAvliile,’. than take you backTvitlr. mer.rT~;finr~nob~ a? ordered bis borsj?, to go whether he interrupted Fred, J. think she fancies him al- See how attentively she jvheu he speaks. Poor old ; I am almost sorry for him. I any Mr. One ject; I think 1’11 ask-Dick Lansdale down for a-few week... .. '• ■ ‘Of bourse you may'ask'him — any -one tliat-you choose; why ‘where,a‘j‘6 you two gbing ? as*Laurie and Bessie \wm’e'strolling qfi? . ■?VTlustMbp3;7vvatk. on .ihe' i>“aoh,: answered -Bessiemver her 'slioultler.' ‘Wtnj’t -you join us ?'* ’ ‘Tvvt? is company, four is none,' called Jjan-e’t, - ‘Who is.Dick Lansddlq ^■mxwayJlAs.h.e masked ^turning-~t,p-l i-er- cousin, \ . -nny" fl-lioaded wouldn’t But the. 'iTiwminrrcnl- ’ d.ling-eards, them across she I iny mind is ds, Janet. 1 fan’ with red most provok* :bed, nt why shouhfn err bee hill ■Ju he and than 11 iiiir, mill tv ji n the uburn curls, ,ve never comeh bur t (i iskod 1 be tnan with, him; mlrltnWFry nisa to beg! in Iovo with antic it would bo, ■oes always have or ‘jet blank across 1 with' my pht abhoi'rcnco the matter with your hair ?, ‘Now don i be angry with m«, dar­ ling, and I will tell you all about it,’ he said, persuasively. ‘You know you said you would i never’marry a man .afliicted with red hair so I adopted Jthis rule to make you love me. 'Tis true I began it all aa a joke but soon I was terribly in earnest.’ And then he told her the history of the plot. When it waa finished the blinds flew open, and out rushed the ’cdh'&pTraitOra.- « ‘Pity and forgive, most beautiful lady, the humblest of your servants,’ cried Fred, falling on one knee, while Janet overwhelmed her friend with kisses, crying at the Bame tijn® > ‘9h, I have won, L have won I, As for Bessie she forgave them ; then, with tenderest smile, ‘said; lay­ ing her hand on hey lover's ‘I think I would,have loved you anyway Dick, ip spite of yourxed hair? CONSI.WPTION CURED An phywfiwm, retired from practice, having had placed in hie liunde by an East India missionary the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for the speedy and permanent cure of Gorjsumi ti<4>, Bronchitis, Catarrh, Asthma and all th roat a nd" Lung Affections, also a pos­ itive and radical cure for Nervous Debility and all Nervous Complaints, after having tested its wonderful curative powers in thousands of cases, has felt it his duty to make it known to his suffering fellow,e. Actuated by this motive and a desire to* relieve human suffering, I will send free of charge, to all who desire it, this re- eipe, in German, Frencji or English, with; full directions for preparing and using. Sent by mail by addressing with stamp, miming this, paper, W- A. Noves, 149 Ppwei's Block, Rochester, H- Y. 311-ly-e.o.w. -—“You seem to havennlimited cred­ it at the shops,' Mrs. Byng—-or do you send the goods home C. O. D. ?’’ Mrs* Byng—“No, 1 send them C, (j. G,— call on George.” • Mr. Hague on Money well . -.' ‘That.just the joke,? he cried', eager-' . ly. ‘llejs tire.nicest fellow going, but he has.the rhd-de’st liair •’you lever saw. He is hmc-inntifig, hands'oqie ’ nnd inleUi<! ■ Miss Carletc Novy, this h upon hiaf- m objectionabb here? ‘But ' tbink'j ‘Ob, ■asstiiiii pect'h . Bessie, will be toi engaged’ he shall appeal Vural red’hai closed, I shall b;eg f'01 shall’ win yout’ bet, ■ I, Laurie, the disappointed lover, and the happy pair, Dick Lansdale and Miss' Carleton? " vffiiald.J>.a....spleRdi.tlr'....c4'i ed - Janet; ‘but suppose she.doesn’t i'al'l hi love with him, what then ?' ‘Why, nothing. There will be no harm ’done, only a ornslied plot, I ain sure she shall, like him,’ pom.-; ’Laurie,’ cried ■ry for him?' | Well,, you needn't, ’G it 'll ?‘\jni.errU[>tBd Jan-et. he wifi be willing ?’ yes, I khow.T)ick,’ was th ig-iAriswei’. shal’l im to fall in love with Mis , and trust, her-ow-n stony heart ihed 2 then ,when..-.they. ar.e, wi.th hismti- the plOt sfialT b^,Cl isy I'givenncss, you anti'the curtain ivWh'bn life viHains, you and Juliet,‘I SOI But feel Warren Leland, rhom everybody knows as the suwccaafuiL aaiia^er Of tlio Largest HotBlEntsrprlses of Aumrlca. says that while a paagencer from Now Yor e oij boat'd a ship going arouud Capo Horn, hi Lite early day# of emigration to Ctil- jfortila, bo learned that one of the officers of • the ve-wl hint cured himtelf, during the voy­ age, of au obstinate disease by the use of, Ayer’s Sarsaparilla: .Since then Mr. Leland has recommended Avan's Sarsaparilla jn- joiany similar cases, raid lw has never yet hentil of its fail­ ure to effect a radical euro. Some years ago one of Mr, Lbland-’S fapn ^laborers bruised his leg. Owing to the bad state of his blood, an ugly scrofulous swelling pr lump appeared eta the injured limb. Hor­ rible Itching of the BkJn, with burning and darting pains through the lump, made life almost Intolerable. The leg became' enor­ mously enlarged, and running ulcers formed, discharging great qujntlties <of extremely offensive matter. Jfo treatment was of any^ avail until the man, by Mr. Leland's filrec- ttpii, was supplied with Ayer’s Sarsapa­ rilla, which allayed the pain and Irritation, healed the sores, removed the swelling, and completely restored the limb to use. Mr. Leland has personally used Ayer’s Sarsaparilla for.Rheumatism, with entire success; and, after careful observation, declares that, in jil3 belief, fhero is no medlcluq in the World equal to it for the cure of Liver Disorders, Gout, tlio effects of high living. Salt Rheum, Sores, Eruptions, nnd hU various forms of blood diseases. We havo.Mr, Leland’s permission to invito all who may desire further evidonce’jn regard to • the extraordinary curative powers of Ayer’s Sarsaparilla to seo him person­ ally either at his. mammoth Ocean Hotel, Long Branch, or at the popular Leland Hotel, Broadway, 27th and 28th Streets, K(ew York, Mr, Leland’s extensile knowledge of tho good done by this unequalled oradicator o’, blood poisons enables him to givo inquirers mugh'’^pliable information, ■ ’. ’ ■ PREPARlfri fiY Dr. J.C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all Druggists; SI, six bottles for S5., A BARGAIN TI? A X Jaai XX —0—0— 5Oa POUND. 50 , — 0---0— . The Best ever offered in this vicinity for th,? Also, General equally cheap. FLOUR AND oh hand. piouey, GROCERIES, FEED always THQS. STANBURY Xj3E3SIjIB3 'Wlnhw to inform his old customers and the public gewaHy w that he han again opeiiedrout In the » ’ . 1 Carriage and Waggon Busine»g, On the Corner of Huron .and Orange Streets, Clinton, In the Brick Building known as the ‘‘Mounteastle property,” where be will carry on the trade In all Its branches. An experience of over 20 years in busln«w-in Clinton wifi enable him to meet the requirements of the public In his line. • All material of the very best quality and the workmanship ppsurpassed. £ajl Abd examine before purchasing. All the latest improved rigsmatiuiucturvd apd kgpjt constantly on hand. » - « ALL WORK WARRANTED. - - ■ PRICES REASONABLE. OSsr-Repairing" and Repainting Promptly Attended to. "WJkT'TB <Sz CO. - # -CLINTON, ONT., DEALERS IN— XDi*xxg;s «fc 3XzTedici.rj.es Physicians’ Prescriptions Carefully and. Accurately Compounded, and Orders Answered with Care and Despatch. The Public mil find our Stock of Medicines Complete, Warra/nted and of the Best Quality ■. .. . t Toilet Soaps, Perfumery, Shoulder Braces, Trusses, Sponges, and all kinds of Druggists’ Sundries usually kept in a First-Class Drug Store. Where to Keep It. Keep it in your family, The beat remedy for accidents and emergen­ cies, for Burns, Scalds, Bruises, Sore­ ness, Sore Throat, Croup, Rheumat­ ism, Chilblains and Path or Soreness of all kinds, is that marvellous heal­ ing remedy, Hagyard’s Yellew Oil. 332 2t TO MERCHANTS: How to Sell Goods " --—TAT.K TO—Mr. George Hague, the known Geneial Manager of the Mer­ chants Bank, gave one of the best and most interesting lectures ever delivered in Montreal. It was at a meeting of th® Emmanuel Church Young Peoples’ Association. The ,, subject was “Money.” The lecturer quoted the question with whie-)j*Sij% Robert Peel’otice puzzled the House of Commons, “What is a -Pound 1" to show that what was hard to un­ derstand, in theory might be perfect­ ly simple inpractice. Mr. Gladstone himself said that the study ofvuion®y and currency had driven more men mad than love. “Arithmetic,’' Mr, Hague remarked, “is simple ; but when you tell .me how to divided $10 into three exactly equal parts, 1’l^iell you what infinity is 1” For centuries, men have spent even their lives in trying to; obtain absolutely. , accurate results.^ though without success ; but the results obtained are enough for all practical purposes,. There is a practical and a theoretical side to everything. In tl’ieology, for instance, the doctrines of the JTriniry and the Incarnation are in-. Comprehensible, insoluble as the'pro- blem how to divide 10 by-3j but ex­ perience has proved these doctrines exactly suitable-to the religiousmeeds. of men. Wh.en a so’called Freethin- • ker says ho wou’t believe ivliRt he kcan’t compreheiid; he is .like the. fool Who would' \HEFUSE TO TRADE / . ’ until lie, could understand the my> stery of money. Mr. Herbert Spen­ cer declares-that some things which are unknowable, are knowable from a practical point'of view, ‘and he Stands condemned by this doctrine of his own. The theological coutro- ver.-jies have arisen because men have tried to define the undefin ■ able. ' ■ ■ ’■ ■; „ ■. : ' " ■ ' ' There are nianyhard things .about ;rich mwj, said Mr. Hague, in. the^ Nevy Testament. ’The/typical rich ’ umii ,o,f that time had got most of’ ■ bis-’;mOney in—plunder ami Bribes/' -But, in all times, the natural ' tend­ ency .of wealth is to make men.,—for one thing,—-sceptical • even—weaktiy (Jhris 1 inns'k 110w consta-n°c temutat io 11a . • ' 1 ■to get money gradually covers their .whole horizoi). ..Lt tends to make ■ tinm proud. The lecturer illustrated' .'this .point by uti anecdote.-of a/ri’eli man, not very highly educated, aim rather, inclined to indulgence, who olice said—“They'talk of . . ’. A FELIJiW NAMED CHCESU8, ' ' ■ and they say he’s rich ; well, I’ll- .plank down dollar ’for dollar with" him, any day !'_____._________ make mem’hard, covetous, selfish,- . often over-reaching, oppressive and unjust.' But if motley was never accumulated men could not obey the -comm iuid—to —su-bd ne__t h e__ea i£ 11 r,” they cohid not build rail ways or sail ships. ’ We.- ate only forbidden to lay up treasure^for ourselves. The Gospel recognizes thesvirtues of in? dustry and economy.—aniLhere Mr. Hague’remanked tluiJ'lFe iiever 'knew whmnot «cqnotr.i'cal,-- unless: he had simply inherited his money,—but the Gospel enforces the truth that/we are,only stewards of Qnr wealth, and teaches u.s bene •oyoleiice.. There is no more, ex press ive- phrase than “the decicfulness of riches.” The lecturer told of’a niau who once commanded -more money ' than anyone' else iq bis country, who first - said he would save no more than $100,000, tlieii aimed at “only” the same number, .of pounds, and so on till his death’;- he never knew a man sq ruined by the- pu-r- .suit of wealth. » - '. ’ ■ Shiloh’s Consumption Cure. .This is beyond’*question the most,sue ecssful Cough Medicine we have ever sold, a few drops invariably cures tlm worst cases of Cough, Cnoup. and Bronchitis, while it’s wonderful success in the cure of Consumption is without a parallel fn tlm history of medicine. Since it’s first dis­ covery it has been sold on a guarantee,' a test which no other medicine can stand. If you have a Cough we earnestly ask you to try it. Price lOcts. 50ots. nnd $1.0(L I4' your Lungs, are sore, Chest, or Baek, ’Lame," use Shiloh’s.Porous Plaster. Price 25cts. Sold by J, H, Combe. 262-ly . Aa A GENERAL THING LADIES WHO* Make any pretentions to refinement desire to have soft white hands. ’ We believe that there js nothing will tend more tofproduce this effect than the constant use of Murray &Lanman’s Florida Water mixed with the water in the basin. It removes redness and roughness. The ladies of Cuba and South America were the first to 'dis­ cover the extraordinary virtues of this .floral water as a cosmetic, •and have long since-discarded the use of all others. ' 1 - Little girl .at breaktast table—, Mamma, this is very old butter’; 1 hAVe found a gray hair in it. * ' . -•: ■ ■ „ ■ s > McGregor & Parke's Carbolic Cerate Jias been ■ testedhy years of trial and has been-found-tho- most convenient mid effectual method of applying carbolic'acid., Tbe-greatcst antiseptic jij- use for . Cuts, Ruins and Old Sores. Be sure you get Mc­ Gregor & Pat-Ke’s Clu’bolic Cerate. Sold at 25 cents by your Druggist. 830-4t, AV.«a.Uh_.„Jieud.s.J;oc CLUCAS TIIE PAINTER. i_______________GbojDrHmxcrFx. the Latest » i ■ ■ , / HAKRY FISIIJEn, the renowned Ton- soriul Artist, has obtained the assistance ot a first-class Harber.’ O’ All the latest styles of ladies’ and gentlemen's hair-cutting. One door cast of the Cemmereial Hotel. • i. wapaper : WALL PAPER. The time for House-Cleaning fa near. All wanting. Hall, Parlor, Diniag-Boom, or Bed- Room Papers, will find the Best and Latest Patterns ‘ ' ------IN- ' ” LARGE ASSORTMENT OF FRIEZES, ORNICES AND MNELS, F^RS/ic/ S3” The Bazaar Fashion Book^ for, 1883 are-out a^fl can be. had for nothing. Call and see the papers and get a BooF“ ” “ ‘ ' S3” He Sells Qheap'&r than any’ oneon to.p of the Earth.? . ‘ , Accidental. H •' A. Chard,yoF Sterling, Tn a receift* letter, states that he met with an ac­ cident, some time ago, by which one oF his knees was severely injured. A few applicatioqs of Hagyard’s Yellow Oil afforded immediate and complete relief. . . ■ 3-32'-2t A Cliicagojcitizen has been arres­ ted for fleecing another citizen. Lt is against the law out there to fleece anybody but strangers. . . Johnnie^was. kicked ,by ins pony, and his sympathising aunt inquired : ‘W|rpt made him kick you,.njy.child?’ ‘I don’t kno#w,’ sobbed Johnnie, ‘I didn’t ask him.’ ’ , ’ CORN SHELLERS, AncT all Implements used^on a farm an Good as the Best, and as Cheap o' as the Cheapest, at. J. B. WEIR’S ■ SHILOH’S CATARRH REMEDY? A niat'velous cure -for Cfttarnh, D’iptheria, -Qankor month, und Head Aclic. With. etush bottle there is aii ingenious nasal In- seefor for the more successful treatment of these ..complaints without extra. ifitawo. Price,SOcts, Sold by S. H, Gombe. 262?ly A *. •f-U F T‘*, Pp‘’- "7 ----- - « It is one, of the most'powerful and per- •nTmuantperfimres prepared, ; A singlo’drop will be-fojnid sufficient to. sceiit’a handker­ chief of even a room. It is piit up in a. new stylo of glftss-stopnered bottles and sold by all perfumers and-druggists^ ■' DAVIS & LAWRENCE CX ' ' • \ FOLK AGENTS.. •o.-r r ' q.-tr WMI i Jh: . ■> ' I. is s IMPLEMENT WAREROOMS, CLINTON, - . ONTARIO • • i • Mamma (dining out)—“ It isn't polite, Bobby, to smack, your ,'liys ’when eating' ’ Yd'ii-neyei* do .that ate. home.” Bqbby^-”’()ausewe■ navar have anything worth, smacking oveu|k Fr.eemanjs* Worm How lens destroy and remove worms without injury to adult.o-r infant, ' . ' 332-^t— A Clergyman Ayas, giving Ralph a l esson, in morals. ?‘ ■ Now, said - the. jlreaeher, ‘what is your, duty' toward yoiir neighboT?l.Ra'lp-fi-Hro keep your ■eye on ’em, sir?' £1,000 FORFEIT ! Having the utmost confidence in its superiority . Q,vcK,iilLiithers, and after, thousands of tests of the most complicated and severest cases we could find,, wo feel justified in offering to forfeit One Thousand Dollars for any 'ease of Coughs, colds, sore throat, influenza, hoarseness, bronchitis,:con- sumption, in its Curly stages, whooping .cough, rend all diseases of the throat atrii lungs, except Asthma; fer which wy only claim relief, that’ «;e can’t cure With West’s .Cough Syrup,.when taken according to directiahs. Sample buttles 25 and ' 50 cents; large bottles one dollar. Genuine wrap­ pers only i»i. blue. Sold by pH druggists, or sent b,v express on receipt of price. JQH.N U. WEST & GO., sole p"roprietors,,81 and 83 King street E., Toronto Ont. J., II, Gombe, agent, Clinton. 314 T. COOPER & SON, GBOCEBS. New Season’s Teas from 15 to 75c. per Pound. .Chase & Sanborn’s COFFEE a specialty, all grades and Prices," Christie, Brown & Go’s Biscuits. , ' HAIYIS, BREAKEAST BACON, ETC: Large’and Complete Stock.of China, New Crockery, “Glassware, &c. G.oods promptly, deli vert’d. Cali and examine o«;r store, which is the —LARGEST AND NEATEST GROCERY IN TOWN----- T. COOPER & SON. 3Ve have a speedy and positive Cure,' Rir Catarrh, Dqithcria,.. .(’litiker mouth .illi't Head Ache, in SHILOH’S CAT-* A llh’H l.t-BMEliV, A nasal Injectorfree- with 0uc.l1. botrjo., Use it if you desire health ami sweet breath. Pric'e 50cts. Sold by J.. IL Combe. 2fl3-ly.t/. ? ‘Figures curi't lie.... Tipit is atruism. Rowe ver,to yp>ibg la<lies’. figu'res,.;.rrhe.yJdo..n‘re.v.-._ artea'be occasionally. Ar.* lAr'gs-iint to t Ito; Contain 'their ’own J 0. Is a Rufe, snrOxaiwT. cdieetaal ..r v-orzijsAn Children or Adult! 7 O . CANTELON. BROS.,- General Grocers and Produce Merchants, RAOEY’STILD STAND, ALBERT STREET, CLINTON. GhGiee,?fce^li“$’amily Groceries ."'CONSTANTLY IN'STOCK. ITEAS-^EXTRA - Farm Produce taken at Highest Pfice. ’ EKOS. 5 .©500 REWARD! AVE will .pay'tho above reward for any case of Liver Complaint, D.vspop'sia,, Sick Ileadaclm, ltd ‘.digestion, Constipation or Ciostiveneps we cannol cure with West’s Vegetable Liver Fills, when the directions are strictly •coi.nplied’ with. They arc .purely Vegetable, and never fail to give .satisfac­ tion. Sugar Coated'. ' Lurge boxes,’ containing 30 ware of counterfeits anil imitations, The genu- ino manufactured only by J.OHN; C. WEST*CO.,' “The PilUMukers,’’ 81 and;83 Ipng-st., E., Toron­ to, Ont. .Free trial; .packages .sent, b,y mail pre- . paid on receipt of a 3 cent- stump,' J,'II. Combe, agent,’Clinton , . . 314-Iy . . ;z YOUNG MEN J-READ THIS; Mich,, offer to send their celebrated- Elec-; Tino-Voltaic Belt and otlior Electric Appliances on trial ifor, thirty days, to ' men (young or oblXafilieted'with nervous debility,, loss of vitality ami manhood, and all kiiidrel troubles, .^kti far rlieiinia- 'tismjYieuraTgla,. paralysis, aTMTiliniy ptlier diseases. ■.oCoiuplete restoiation to health, vigor aiid mftnlwod. guaranteed. No .rislt is-inenrred its ill’iTtj? (lays trial is allowed. 'Write' them at once foi'.illustrated panipli- . lot free. . 318-y McGregor s Speedy *€.ur& ■ ..Every purchaser «of Common*sense business ‘ c-ipaclcy’, when retjuiring an. .article fur a certain purpose, purcTfases only that.wliieh has hcon - H-rcd~or-Js-^vl}owcd-first-to~tust*-bBfrn'c bityim*”' ■You arc allowed a, free1 trial hottie of McGregor’s Speed;$ euro, the grg,it remedy for Dyspepsia, Impure Biodd and Liver Disorders; at your Drug- Stors^-S’old nt 50c. and SI per bottle.. Bee testimonials front persons in your own towh. - ■ ” ,^330-4t.’ l ug cures Neuralgia I ig cures Toothache I ug cures Face Ache! ig euros Lumbago I; ig relieves Rheum ig cures any pa In ot its per bptyo'at'Dr.i Wlmti I go Gut with papa mam *9- ooms;, tQ Iuet -ovef ^lxop.*=^sgt SMITH, THE- CLOTHIER, noise, found Skin, mcff"man“T7lie ^went on, hiimedlyj” .‘but; I have enough to make my WiTe 'happy. yWill y.ou come, Bes­ sie ?’ • . ■ - '. ’ ■ ., " ■ . Ho dropped the oafs, And held Out bis hands for- answer, She put out’ her own. dim pled . wh ire... onss in Jiis . big brown ones. ■ ' • ‘ just then the1 -boat ran ' into the wharf, bringing them back to then- senses. ? . . 'The walk home whs very, quiet and. rathel- embarrassing. Bsssie won; tiered whether it was -exactly righ.t to accept a lover without so much'as asking lie father's leave.- To be sure .his indulgence and weakness'; to her were proverbial.- Still she thought she ought to have gained his permis­ sion first. . She expressed her fears to Mr. Lansdale? who Set her thind at fest by producing a letter from her kindest of paretfEs,’giving him ’p®1'- mission to try li with,..‘She’s a and, suom By this time they xporch. With a hasty ‘good-by’ she sprang up the steps and rushed away t^Ki^owirlfoom, where Janet, »on her return, found her; vainly trying to cool her tell-tale cheeks. •‘Won't you dome out on. tile lawn for a game of croquet?}, she said pre­ tending not. to notice. ‘No, ;thnnl\you j’l have a raging headache. Yob^go down.like a dear girl, .1 will come down to-night.’ I may feel better then? ; -; ‘Perhaps you may pft, will be dark,’ with which farewell slibt she depart­ ed to imform Fred sheT thought ‘the blow Was about to fall? \ - With the night nhd the moonlight. dHrue Bessie out on tiie broaft'front, gallery, blissfully unconscious that Fred and Janet were ensconed,.be­ hind the blinds, waiting as Fred ex­ pressed it, ‘to see the fun? She looked, surprised to,see ‘no-ottd, and had half-determined to gd back, when some one stepped out-from the shadow of the pillars'and camo to­ wards her. a- . » ‘Is that you, Dick ?’ she cried, .dart­ ing forward; but*,‘no‘--‘She‘<TrewBaci< with a hasty, ‘I beg your pardon,’ for the tnobnlight shone Jdown’on ns red "I a crop Of curls as ever were owned by a man, ‘Excusp me/ she wept on, ‘I took you for Mr, Lansdale? 'And so I am,’ answered the famil­ iar voice! ‘surely, Bessie, an absence of two hours can’t make y.ou ’"forget; my Jace?. • . < haven’t forgotten yon, Dick,’ I she /cried, piteously, ‘but what,’ she? as- I like >ed? ■ is fortune, winding up dear you, girl, Lansdale, 1 hdpe you will had reached the VICTORIA BLOCK. - ' -------—o——.—-0—------ Having purchased’ a Urge stock of • BOOTS AND SHOES At Greatly deduced Prices f ftm prepared to sell LOWplJ? THAN TAta college' examination, a profes- ' sorasked, Tdoftsjpy qUA£tir,n rass you?’’ “ Not at all',, sir,”- replied the student “not atr-ail. It ig quite clear. It is the answer .that' bothers m®’” ' ' ‘ ~ . ... ..T5’® CSieai»eii anti Best y■.. On account of its purity and con­ centrated strength-and great power .over disease, Burdock Blood. Bitters is-the cheapest and best.blQp.d clean-? sing tonic'known for ail'disordered conditions.of the blood. 332-2t ‘The -i’deu- of putting John on a jury I ’ exclaimed Mrs, Tomkins, ■When she’heard that her husband had , been drawip^They might as well or- ■ •dor a new trial rightbif They wont get John to agree t>n a yerdic.t. He «is tue most obstinate mail l ever saw.. T never knew him to agree^wifh his own wifo. in anything, and . it' isn9t likely he’s going to agree with p.edpte he doesn’t know any thing.abou't. A , / A..JitH® .fellow, lashing- r-athc-r . squeamiBljJcamedntd a country store, and with a very doleful look', asked fo*r'a penny-worth o.f shits, and. dur­ ing Vh.e operation of weighing the article he said to the grocerDinna „,gie!s [h.U. Weight,.Joiiit’s. me. that .has to tak’ them.’ ■ ' - Obstriictidn of the Stomach, Liver “anrLJlp'vels, are promptly removed by National Pills... - ‘ 332«5t Both Light and-Heavy, Double and Single, at (iREATLY REDtJOED PRICES,, ' Trunks & Valises away down. Baby Carriages in great .variety. ^xpije„ministgi?Ae,rtt me here to see at Jioo ye" shot . the craw-on ’the yawbath day, peter,’ said an elder to •a’ crofter, who had knocked over a erow at work among bis potatoes one Sabbath morning. *We.el, 'Famas it was jist ’cause 1 thosfit that the. beastie maybe wadna sit 'till,;I got H chance at it on. Monday.’ The elder retired laughing, if not satisfied THE LATE CORNELUS VANDERBIT- left eafh .of his daughters a million dollars,—-and they broke out in great lamentation that he had left theiii ‘■so little,”—though there Was-a tim.e, Whilf<h(V^aK ‘ nmkiiigr his money, when a million ’-<ls»lliirs would have seemed everything'to them. Wealth never satisfies the tlesiri RuTotily'1n(Tiu.ne8 It. "A’fteF aft man’s' life consisteth abundance'’ of things hi A ancanoulylivein one suit of clothes at a time and the richafe in this from equality. Take wfio are a little overshowed now fiy the Vanderbilts and Goulds, tholiglj they possess perhaps mote solid wealth than somefof the others, pwiiing immense quantities of land in New Yofk city and State and elsewhere. WilliniiFD. Astor, qiigp, on some one.remarking that he must be a happy man, said, “Tliesel vast possessions just' . GI.VE I'bavofto.-livo a very hard my property would all go to Would you do all thjs for a rnnintenance 1” “Certainly replied bis friend, “Well,” said Mr. Asfbly “that’s all I get out 'ofJLfc^jso don’t eqvy mo?” The only in wliieh wealth can be parninneAtly enjoyed is'l^v spending.it—-like Lady Ihirdett..Cptijfts,. 'ivIj.a..apenJ<.Al,5.5.0,*. 000 on a market for tjie poor East Londoners, “Provide for All honest things” was another nmxitn Enforced by Mr, Hague r “Bd sure it is not your cfodifor’s money von are'giving a yay,” After speaking of the wqn* d“f^uUj'iinaR",'thnt/Could bo done without money,—aS in the base of i ho aposilex,—thA'Jecturor dwtdt on tlmqmmetmo sums that could Im rais­ ed for good objects the constanf giving of small amonnhi-JuL-mA^ I wealthy !a not in the a possesseth.” Iipuseand one , and the poor matter not far the Astors, own wifo, in anythin he doesn’t know anything.abou't, -pi’etty_ j u ry m an=lre-i sji— --— — ’ Sure to (lonqtier.’.; The most troublesome cough is -s u re- to-y ie 11H f ti me I jr tFeat ed’5vi E1T Hagyard’s Pectoral Balsam. Ifteasant to take and safe f6r<yotthg'or?61di 332-21, A tradesman in Ecclefechan was notorious in his habit of standing in his doorway thoughtfully scratching his elbow, Carlyle neveme visited his . birthplace without having r •crack’ with Ijini; tand it was during one of these gossipings that the shop- keeper” propounded the question, ‘And what, think yi',’ Mi’. Qirlyle, is the greatest pleasure.in life?’ The eyes of the philosopher twinkled as he‘replied : ‘To scratch-,;the place­ that's itchy? 0 ■ A man may possess the fortune of a prince but can never possess hap­ piness without good health ;tn secure .^hiclA the jilooif must b.e .kept ichd every organ in proper action, BuilIock”’~Tl>10Qd(l>Bittei'8 purify the blood and regulate all the organs 332 2t When Mrs, Pinaphor read that mill operator in Philadelphia “had thousand hands,” she looked a little credulous, and then quietly observed that “it must cost him ah awful lot of money for gloves, FIi Fli Fl i Fli Fl! Fl i !■ West 'of England, SdotcMa^^ & T-rouserinfs,English <&French'Wprsteds. Goderich, Ims a splcimidly assorted stock of new Spring .and Summer Goods. Ordered nnd irendy-m-idii butts at the lowest prices ever hoard of-r-none but the le^'2.r2ril,,rni"5‘’ !lnd IW’fv^ fits gmtrant(«ifk A full line ’of GENTS’ FURNISHINGS always In siock. • Hairhud see, ft wiltpay you. AB. Aiwa &&ZET£F, The Square. pit. F, C. West s NmiVB ano Brain /katm,bnt, a guaranteed specific for Hys- ■is,Dizziness, Convulsions, Fits, Nervous Neuralgia, Hendacho, Nervous Prostration caused by the use of alcohol or tobacco, /Wakefulness, ■‘i' ing of the Brain resulting in leading to inisi ' mature Old Ago/Barrenhef , in eithc’r sox, Involuntary LossesPand Spei matorrlxea caused by ov< ” " ” Drain, ■ box c< ft box, prepaid on receipt of price. ■— ...— Dr. Low’s I’leasant Worm Syrup— An agreeable, safe .and effectual re­ medy to remove all kinds of worms* 332 M * ... A tvoman recently stole an alarm Clock from an hotel in Paris. She protested her innocence so.indignan- tly that the police were about to let her go. But just then the alarm of the clock went off with aloud and tlnv missing article was concealed under her cloak, WORRY; life: or wreck, simple not.” ME A VAST AMOUNT OF f,” -.. . .f—she You awfully] in no .there doesn't, can see ilws her awfully, and over, in no time—I along . there * myself, Im. us join them on the Remember, mum's the a simp for him he b< got been . now, It is said that, though-.the Protest- anv-popnlation of Berlin has jnc^As/ ed.by half a million since. 1870. only t,wo new churches hdve been built, ' CH tin he have' Conic - Leach word.' ■-A ftuw-evenmg after, as Laurie and the two girls were st'aiiding on the ■ pgilory, '.pF'epiii'alqry' tiFTakiiig tij.mr j custofifiu-y evtming ride,„the dog ean camo'bowling up the avenue, drew up at the steps and out of it sprung a Fre<| Miles, followed by a tall, I dark lilitlied, gray-eyed . young, man. 1 with an intelligent face add dis- f tinguished. After “tbo usual’ intro- dubtions, Janet with ln«r most graci­ ous smile, turned io the* new-comer, .saying: . ..' ‘ f ‘If you fife not too iirdd, Mr, Lans- , dale. We will be hai ny to have toil,go-. Hull's Hair Ronewer renews, clean­ ses, brightens, and invigorates the haii’j and restqrbfljaded or grey-hair to’its youthful color and lustre. Poo pie with grey hair prefer to use-the Ronewer, rather than proclaim to the world, through their bleached locks, that they arejiocomlng aged, and pas sing on to de,cay. For Rough conditions Of ths ......... ■Shampooing the head, Pimples, Erup' tian and Skin Diseases, use Prof.'fjOw’s Sulphur Soap. ... 332,5t Miss, what is •-your exact agq?' asked A gentleman of a young lady at a source. »V“.,„ * o„ .../■„ r am 15 years; when I am with ma. only 12.” Abnt, a g tiara ' ' nous, Convuli Hendacho, Nerv. . of alcohol ................., Mwtttl DeptWoIJ, Soften - i insanity and ioryT decay and death, Pro- ■ss, Loss of power r......... * ** ■ r-cxci’tion of"the seK-abiiso or over-indnlgenot’. Each nfains one month's treatment. ,$i,'OO or six boxes for $5,00, sent by mail “ ■ - • • - ’• .....V- ' * We Guarantee Six Boxes To cure any case. With ‘each order re-, ceived by ns' for six -hoxb§, arcompanied with $>5.00,’ wo will seiid the purchaser our written guarantee to refund the money if tlm treatment dons not effect a euro. Guarantees issued only by John C. West &Co.,81 and S3 King-st, fe,,.Toronto, Ont, J II, Combe, agent, Clinton, 314-ly ■ A Good Guarantee. <A. B. Cochran, druggist, Lancaster, Pa., writes ihat'ho pas guaranteed' Over 300 bottles of Btirdbck’ Blood Bitters for dyspepsia, bilious attacks and liver and kidney troubles, tn no cases has it disappointed thmm-milm. By lack of open atr exercise, and the wmff pF sufficient care in the mat­ ter of Riot, the whole physicAl mofeh ■ anism often becomes impaired dur­ ing the winter. Ayer's Sarsaparilla is the proper remedy to take in the spring of the year to purify the blornL WILL CURSOR RELIEVE BILIOUSNESS, DYSPEPSIA, INDIGESTION, SAUNDICE. Erysipelas,* SALT RHEUM; HEARTBURN, HEADACHE, And every ftpfccles'ol’ dfac^e arising; froM disordered LIVER, KIONeYS, STOMACH. bowels or blooD, T. MILBURN & BO.'. DIZZINESS, DROPSY, FLUTTERING f OF THE HEART: ACIDITY OF * the Stomach, DRYNESS „ OF THE SKIN, _ It tickle ns Arnica Salvo. Tim Bust.SAtVBtii the world for < Ada, Rrtilscs, Sores, Ulcers, salt Rheum, Foyer Soros, Tetler, Chapped Hands, Chilblains, Corns, ftt^I nil nkln Erup­ tions, and posltlvoly cures piles, or no pay required. It euni^itwl to nivo poiTocf satlsfacUdn, or money reinndb’d. ^Hee25 cents per box, For sale - ry