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The Boderieh News
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uron Record,
U.UAr.GAMATIil>.
Hinton, Wednesday, illareli 18
fcoR Sub
natural for^ Smimlo grieve ie’deeply -j mUed tlye phrorH fcHHHwuriu a-ipgrt
as usl>e did for a father almost un*
known to her in reality, but she was
a girl of most sensitive ieeling, with
a tender, loving heart, and we always
kept her lather's name before her,
striving to win hint a place in her
fondest affection. That we bud sue
ceeded only two well was Bhowh by
her sorrow when week after week
passed and there was no good news
from California.
When we had 'really lost all hope,
it became Susie's great x»lea8iire''to
sit beside me-and ask me again and
again for the stories-1 remembered of
her father’s boyliood and youth, his
college life, our many excursions, and
above all, of' his marriage, and the
gentle wile and mother so early call
eU to heaven.
She dearly loved those .talks, and
no memories were rSore precious
than my description -ol her father's
pain in parting from her, and his de
sire to win money in California only
for her.
Time softened Susie’s grief, and at'
eighteen she was one of the sweetest,'
most winning girls lever saw. With
out beinga wonder of erudition, she
was well educated, had a fair musical
talent, and a sweet, well cultivated
voice. She was tall snd graceful, and
when she was introduced with Joanna,
uiv handsome brunette daughter,
both became popular.
Albert ancl Will, my boys, were
older than the girls; Albert in busi
ness with me, arid Will at college,the
winter when JoAnna and Susie made
their debut. ■
It would take me quite too long to
tell of the pleasured of "the,.young
folks during the winter, but Joanna
was'won from us by a Cuban gentle
man,, and Susie became, if possible,
dearer than ever.
Spring had come, when one eve
ning, Albert came'into my library,
where I was nodding over- a book,
haying worked busily all day. He
fussed about the books in a ner
vous' way,^'quite unlike . his usual
quiet manner, and finally said,abrup
tly. .
.‘Father, you have often said Susie |
is as dear to you as one of your own ]
children.’ •
I looked Up amazed at this opening
speech. -
‘Well'?’ I asked.
‘Will you make, her your daughter
in' fact by giving‘her to me for a
wife.' ... ' . • •
Dear! dear I To think I'had been
so blind. Susie hud in trutli become
so .much one of. our children that I
pork packinghouse. ^Lsaveilti little
money and was hoping for better
times, when iny health failed, and
this time with my eyesight, 1 hoped
against hope, spending my savings
to have the b^st advice, and not-un
til I was pronounced incurable would
I write to you. T want you to take
me to an asylum,Fred, and as I must
' be a pauper patient I must go to
my own town. You will take me,
Fred J’
‘I will take you to an asylum,John’/
I promised.
‘And Susie ? o You will keep my
secret. You will not disturb Susie's
happiness ?'
' ‘I will not trouble Susie's happi
ness,’ I said.c ...Yet an hour later I was writing to
Susie, and 1 delayed our departure
from Cincinnati till an answer came.
It was the answer I expected from
the tender, loving heart, but I said
nothing of it to John.
Caring, tenderly for his comfort, I
- took him on his way homeward. It
was evening when we* reached the
railway depot of our own town, and,
as we had been long cramped in the
eftr seats, 1 proposed to walk home.
‘Is it not too tar off? John said. ‘I
thought the asylum Was a long.way
from here.’
‘Ob,-•the whole plaoe is ohanged
from the little village you left I’ I an
swered. ‘We haven great town here
now, and your asylum is not very-
far from here.’
lie let me lead him then willingly
enough, and we were not long in
reaching^Susie’s home. She' was-alone
in the cheerful sitting room as we
entered, but obeyed my motion for
silence as I placed .John in a great
arm chair, after removing his hat and
coat. He looked wretchedly old
and worn, and his clothes ’ werb
shabby, yet Susie’s .soft eyes, misty
with tears, had. only love in^ their ex:
pression as she waited permission to
speak.i .
‘John,’ I said to him, ‘if I ha'd
found you in a pleasant home, happy
I and prosperous, and I had known
J that Susie was-.poor, sick arid'blind,
would it liave been a kindly act for
I me to hide, her misfortune from you,
and, passing by your home, to liave
X>laced her in the-care of charitable
strangers. ,
‘Fred, you Would never havexione
that,’lie said, much agitated.
‘Never!’ I answered.: You. are
-right. But—you,- John,flask me -to
take' from Susie the happiness of
AVas4is.-muoli~tistotM8he<€-a8-if~-A-lberLY4^nwing--A-_faihf>i*,R love, the sweet
__Ojjiugt’Ujcn Score One.
NEWFOUNPLAND'B COALWIOri GOVERN
MENT DEFEATEP.
St. John’s, N. F., March 11.—
Gov. Sir Jobu Glover, openii g the
Legislature, said, he was “deeply
grieved because there was such a
disturbed feeling arising out of the
affair at Harbor Grace on- St. Steph
en’s Day, 1884” H« urged that
every effort should be made to allay
the auger now prevailing. The
Government is a coalition of Cath
olics and Protestants, and was eup>
ported ;hy7 every Catholic in the
House. An range member from
Carbonear. denounced the address
and demanded justice in the River-
. bead efts’es. This was opposed by
the Government-and th# Catholics.
Sit Wm. Whiteway offered an
amendment to this, more moderate
bqt equally offensive to the Cath-»
olics. It was carried by a small ma-
jo>ity, whereupon J. W. Donnell,
Minister of Customs, and R. J.Kent.
Speaker of the H0U8e« both Cath
olics, resigned-. The Catholic party
is led by Ambrose Shea, who is pre
vented by the political crisis from
proceeding to Washington to nego
tiate for reciprocity. This W>H be
'tlie eml of Whiteway’s government,
and the uew* administration will be
run on-ultra—Protestant lines.
Too Many Mr.
Bobcuygwn Independent,
Tlie movement to change the
motliod of naming the hours of the
day is developing coneiderable
strength. “Tea at eighteen o’clock,’
is not an unnau^l phrase in invitati
ons. To count the hours from uyd-
night up to twenty-four o’clock
would $ive some little trouble, and
ia less easily misunderstood than
when it is necessary to use a. ni.,
ami p. m. In railway time tables
it would be ussful. But sorimliow
or other we are getting confused on
the suhject of time. There is a
mean time, and railway tim*, and
standard time, and Boyd's mill .time,
and meridians, and latitudes, arid
solar somethings, and now if they
introduce eighteen o'clock.for tea,
and twejity'one o’clock for oyBters,
and twenty-three o’clock for closing
Gonlais* back parlor, we fear that a
certain member of dur sta|F will be
come more.irregular than ever- But
it seems tolerably curtain that ere
long twenty-four o’clock will be ad
opted, and the old fashioned way of
reckoning to go to bed at eleven
o’clock will be abandoned.
- A Romance of the Skating
Rink.
Demolishing The Bible.
baa’
over-
more times
f JOHN’S'. DAUGHTER'.'"'
I '“You.will care for my child f ":Yoi>
Iwill not let my little one suffer ?”
I My old friend and. college chum,
■John Harmon said' this as -.be wrung
liny hand. I repeated niy prS’uTise7'
|i,hat in my home nest, where there
[was a nursery full of little ones, Susie
place. , * .
We were standing on • the wharf'
jWaiTnlg'for the serial that, was time
for my friend to ^tep aboard an out'
going California steamer, lie a’had
•lost his wife within the year, • and
soon after w?1$ beggared bym; lire that
totally destroyed "the• .cotton mills
io Tvhi.ih he had held, the position
of superintendent for .ten years.
.With his home desolate, his purse
empty, lie resolved, as many-a man
lias .done before Idin, to seek bis
fortune", in tlie modern El Dorado,
and dig for gold in. her mines. ■
The only drawback in this scheme
was tlie difficulty of taking his’ three
year old <kuighter, who had.been in
the care of hired nurses since, .her
mother died.' 1, who shared every
thought of John's mind, talked
with my wife, and found her eager
ly"wJling' to 'take care of the'little
Olli'. • ■
... “I am sure I loyp Mary as well’as
} on love .Jo.hn,'’'she said, “and there
is no one can have .a stronger claim
upon tlm child than we liave..”
8<’, sure of her cordial welcome in
our nursery, I made John the offer of
a home fol-his little one, and it'wa’s
«eceptP(l as lovingly as it was offer
ed. This care removed, tny friend
hastened hisi preparations for de-,
parture, ahd I accompanied him to
New York ami saw him off. •
The next morning.1 returned home,
to find Susie almost inconsolable,
crying perpetually for “Papa to come
U» Susie.”
My wjfe was' distracted at thetfail,
ure to comfort this childish sotfyow,
and our own three children looked'
on wonderinglv at—
“Naughty Susie, who cr.ied and
cried, alter mamma told her to be
quiet.” ■ . • •
. Fprtunatolj’ Susie was accustomed
to s> e me, to snuggle in my arms
when I talked to John, to associate
me will) her I'athei', and she allowed
me to comfort her.- In trine this
violent g'i'i.ef' wore .fi'Vay, and-’the
cbilcl 'l-t-eaine very 'happy in our
care. Ml business, .(hat of ft iini’d
ware mercTiamT,"“being very prosper
ous, we did not feel the additional
expense ol the child’s support a bur
den ; and as the years wore by she
w;*s as dear to us us our own little
ones, ‘
But she understood always that
she was not our child, blit iiffti a
dear lather who loved her fondly, arjd
was away from her, only to make a
ionune for her. As soon as she Was
old enough she bird her father’s'let-
ters read to her, and her first eflovt
at punrnansbip Were letters to “pa
pa.” ' '
, John wrote often for' ten year?, re
counting Iris varying success, some
times sending money to buy presents
for Susie. He was wirining fortune
slowly, tint nt-the mines, where his
health broke down, but in the em
ploy of a San Franciseq, merchant,
ami speculations in real estate. ’ '
Ijje Was not a rich mini, he wrote,
after'uTFiaiseiico of ten years, - but
prospering, when ho purposed pay
ing us a visit.. He’ wrote hopefully
of seeing his c,hildr perhaps of taking
lier home ^vith bin), setting no doth
nite timo, but leading us soon to
expect to ace him. ’lhen Iris letters
censed, and he did not come, I
wrote again and again. Susie wrote.
No answers came to either one or
the othef-. We did not know the
name of, his employer, amh after
nearly two years mof-e passed,
we sadly thought he must be dead.
_ ti might have seemed tri1 many uti«
bad fallen in love with Joanna.
But ,'L soqd found when Susie’s
blushing face was hidden upon my
breast, that she, too, Jfad given away
her heart, and I was only .too well
duty of caring for a father’s afflic
tion.’ ..................... r j
‘No, no, Fred. I only ask you to
put. no burden upgn lie^ young life,
to throw no cloud over lier happiness
pjeased that no stranger had' won tlie I atn old and feeble, I shall trouble
precious gilt.
In September they were married, ‘AndWhen you.dipyou would de-
9UJ’ a^?-l,fcl?n’ of the' satisfac-
no one long..’
The Bibje is a book which
been refuted, demolished,
thrown and exploded,
.than any other book you ever, heard
of. Every little while somebody
Starts up and upsets this book; and
it is like upsetting a solid cube of
granite. It is just as big one way as
the other; arid when you have upset
it, it is right side up still. Every
little while somebody blows up the'
Bible; but'when it comes down it al
ways lights on its feet, and runs fast
er than ever through the world.
They overthrew the Bible a century
sgoj in Voltaire’s; time—entirely
deuiollsbed the .whole thing. In less
than a hundred years, said Voltaire,
Christianity will have been swept
frdih existence, and will have passed
into liistoryr—-Infidelity ‘ ran riot
through France, red banded .and im
pious. JA century has passed away.
Voltaire has “passed into, history,”
and not- very respectable" history
either; but his old .printing-press, it
is said, has been used to print the
Word of God; and the-very huuse
whore lie lived is packed with Bibles,
a depot for’the Geneva Bible Socie'
ty. Thomas Paine .demolished, the
~BJ)le--ahil-JiujjdLed it -oft* finally, hut
after lie had-crawled despairingly
into a drunkard's grave in 1809, the
book took such .a leap that since
that time more than twenty times
as many Bibles have been made aml
■scattered through the wo< id as ever
“Will you love me thep as now,
Ophelia?”
'“When?”
“Why, darling, when we are mar
ried.”
“When we are marriedf 1 Why,'
bless your* soul, we are not going to
be married.” *
“Not I How comes
one ?” .
“Well, it comes just
You refused to take me
lust night. I went alone,
angry. T
' A young and handsome stranger in
troduced himself to me, He whs a
magnificent skater anti enchanting
conversationalist. He ’invited me
to skate with him.. X did so. I
fell, and Im so lovingly gathered me
iiu his arms as lie picked me up.
From that moment I loved him.
He proposed. . I accepted. We are
already man and wife before God,
and will soon be before a minister,
or a squire, or- somebody, I don’t
cure whom, whether ui.y parerrtFn
like it or not.”
Bid Adolphus faint? No. ■ He
quietly put on his overcoat and hate
aiid said as lie whs leayitig the-room,
“What a narrow escape I liavr
made.” .
this, false
this way.
to the rink
. I was
Revenge swelled my bosom.
anil I gave them a house next to our ’ tion of ministering to your wants—
take Troin*- her/her father’s dying
blessing.’ '
He turned his sightless eyes to
wards me, his whole face working
convulsively. .
‘Where is she, Fred? You Would
'riot-talk so it-vou did notTcnow my
child still” loves.her father.’
| ‘I am here, father ?’Susie said, and
> T stole softly away., as Jofin clasped
his child in his arms. Albert was in
own fora homq, having old fashioned
“ideas tab%ut. such matters, an l be
lieving it.is better for young married-
'people.to live^ by themselves arid as
sume housekeeping cares.’
The new home was ..a gem of neat
ness und,er Susie’s dainty fingers,
and,the spirit of perfect love kept it !
ever bright. Having been-brother
and sister for so inanj’ years, Albert |
and Susie thoroughly understood . ...........................
each other’s dispositions, And I have the dining room with Johnnie, and I
known domestic happiness j Wll8 chatting still with’him, when I
tlinn tlimur. vx. * —
never 1
more perfect than theirs. ■ «-
Susie's first child, named for, her
father.,_Jfolin Harmon,' was two years
old, when one morning, the .^rnail
br'oiiglit me a letter in. an unknown
hand from' Cincinnati: I opened it,-
and . upon a-large sheet - of, paper-
found written, in a scrawling hand,
three lines; J ,. ...
‘Peak* S’R.^Will you' come to me
at 47 M— street without lettipg Susie
know?' '
-----------------------... John Harmon/. .
’ At first I believed El a hoax/- ’ John
bad written a’bold, clerk like hand,
clear, as . print- This was a scrawl,
straggling all oyer the paper;~un-'
even as the penmanship of a little
cb. lid. • •
But the more |I pondered over the
matter, the more I was inclined to
obey the summons* So, pleading
business, saying nothing of the letter
to any'One I left home by the night
train lor Cincin’natiT
Nd,47...M— street, ! found to be a’
boarding house for-the poorest classes,
arid in a.shabby room, half furnished,
Tlound an aged, worn man, perfectly,
blind, who rose to greet .me, sob
bing-. '.' • .. •
•. ‘Fred,.I knew‘Vou would come.’
eW1 iy, o 1 d frivrid,’ Lgaid, wifen sur-'
prise and ^emotion would let, trie,
‘■speak, ‘lioW is this? We thought you
were dead.’.
’ ‘Does Susie think so?’.
. ‘Yes, We gave you up.’'.
‘Do noL_ undeceive her, Fred.. I
meanfto come home to her rich, able
• to gratify every desire of her girlish
heart. Do not let her’kriow that only
a blind', sick wieck iB left for her to
"cull father. Tell me of herj Fred, Is
she well ? Is she happy ?'
‘.She is both, John--a happy wife
and rtiolher/ 1 -** -
• ‘Married! M lA.SukfeT *.; •
‘Married to . Albert, my' son, of
whom you ftiay ju<ige when I tell
you Toiles stiys he is his father over
again.’
‘1 would ask no more for my child,’
said John. „
Then m answer to my anxious
question?, I.ie told me (.lie story of
the years of silence. He was prepar
ed to pay Us his promised visit When
a great fire broke out in San Francis
co, whicli ruined his employers tor a
time, and swept away a row of. build
ings uninsured, in which John had
invested all his savings. Worst of
all, in trying to Save the books of
the firm, John was injured on the
head, by ft falling beam, and lay
for months in a hospital. • Whejn
lie so far recovered ns to be dis*
charged, b.is mind was still impaired,
andlie could not*perrorm.th6 duties
ofcierk or superintendent, while bis
health was too feeble fo? manual
labor.
‘I struggled for daily.bread alone*
Fred,’ ho told-nto, ‘and when I receiv*.
ed your loving letters, and .Susie’s,
I wonld not write, hoping to send
belter ti lings if 1 wailed a turn of
fortune’s wheel, It never came,
/Fred, I loft California throe years
; ago and cotno hero, wher^ t was pro
heard John calling: - -
‘Fred 1 Fred 1’. ’ '
I hurried to the room to find him
strugglingJo rise, Susie. Vainly' trying
to calm him.
.‘I want my child,’ he cried del.iri-.
ously ; ivou promised .me my child 1'
. I saw at a glance that the agitation
of the evening had brought back the
wandering mind of which he had
told me. Albert and I relieved Susie
who left ns quickly. • ’’ . :
Some finer instinct than we pos
sessed guided her, for she returned
with .Johnnie, and whispered him to.
.be veay—good-and—kiss-grandpa,- ahe-
put him in n^Tather’s arms..'. In a
short titjne his exefitejnent. was, gone
and he fondled th^curly head, while.
Johnnie, obediently pressed his lips
upon the withered cheek, »
So in a little time they fell asleep,
Jolinnie nestled in the feeble arms,
and the withered-face drooping upon
the golden curls. We watched them
silently, till we saw a shadow pass
over John's facejand a change settle
there that comes but once ni life.
- Gently. Albert lifted-the sleeping
.child and carried him to the nursery
(vhile Susie and 1 sat beside the, arm
chair. ■ \ .
‘Uncle Fred,' ^he whispered,. .‘Al
bert will go for a’ doctot’/ But may I
wake him. Let -me speak to him
once more.’ . -
Even as she spoke John (opened,
his eyes. All. the wild look was gone
from them, as ho groped a.-moment,.
• till Susie put her hand in his. Then
a heavenly smile came upon, the
waste<Llips, and he said, softly, tend
erly.
. ‘Susie, my own little chllfl, Susie.’
' And with the name on his lips,
John’s spirit went to Beek an eternal
which there will be no
more poverty^ pain or blindness..' -
were made l.efpre since the creation
of man. Up to the year 1800, from
four to six million copies of the
"ScFtptu’resT'in soine thirty (lilfereht
languages, comprised ali .that had
been produced since the world began.'
Eighty yenrs later, in 1880, the
statistics of eighty different. Bible
societies which ar- now in existence..
with their unnuihbered. agencies nj>d '
auxiliaries, report more thafi 165,>
.000,000 Bibles, testaments and por
tions of Sci-j.pi ure. wi.th'two hundred
aiid-six new translations, liislribut' d
by Bible Societies affine since 180.4;
to say nothing of .Um unknown mill
ions of Bibles ami Testaments which
have been issued and circulated by
private publishers throughout lli^
world- ’ For a bools that.has been
exploded so many times.it still show’s
signs of .considerable life.—-liev.
L. Ilastengs.. • ’ ’
H.
Terribly Aflli„cte<I. .
A. dispatch from Nevada, Mo.,
says At Ellis,■ in_this’ (Vernon)
county, a family-boaided a Missouri
Pacific train who (Tre terribly afflict
ed. The fondly consisted of the wife
of .»Parsoi'i Hale ami her four chi I-’
dren. Mrs. Hale is over 70 years
of age ami tli’e cfrilclren .are hopeless |
idiots. The oldest is a gray-haired
“rilan, 53 years ol<17~ Aside from his
imbecility, Ins physical deformations
are pitiable. His legs are m.issiraped
and when assuming a sitting position
they extend straight out, being’
toially void of action at the knees.
The’ other brother is. hot so badly
.deformed, but is almost incapable of-
moving .himself. . One of die two
sisters car, walk; but sometimes.loses
.heT balance and falls hwvily. The
.other has but little control o.f lier
body. Person Hale and his wife
were cousins.’ ’ Mr. Hale’s parents
Mere cousins,and Mrs. Hale’.s father
and ihother were related. The .ter
rible condition of the family '.is
doubtless attributablfr -to the series
of intermarriftgi'S. . Of eight children
born to them, seven' of them weie
imbeciles and a majority of them
•were more or less deformed. Parson.,
is a Sufferer by reason of tlm con
sanguinity of his parents. He has.
always heen regarded as nihre than
eccentric, and. durjng, the past few
years lias steadily grown more
erratic,
True Even Unto Death.
There was ft touching story told
Hy Mr. Gladstone when announcing
-the death"of the •princLsa Alice in
Parliament. She had been caution
nd lv/. the physicians not to-inhale
the breath of her little boy,' who was
ill with diptheria. The little fellow
was tossing in his bed in the delirium
of fever. Tne princess stood .by
the side of her child and laid her
hand on bis brow and began to
caress him. The touch' cooled the
fevered brain, and brought tlm wan
dering soul hack from its wil<l delir
ium id nestle lor a moment in tluf
I <p of a mother’s love. Then throw
ing his arms around her neck he
whispered, “Mamma, kiss me,”
.The instinct of a inother^s love was
stronger than science and she pressed
her lips to those of her child. And
yet there is not a womamlti all the
world hut would say she would not
r have hatlamothorls heart if she had
kissed her bairn. And so it will not
be to the end of time. The mother
will kiss her child, the wife her
luubnnd and the lover^is aw^it-
heart, though death ill a thousand
forms lay concealed beneath the ver
milion coloring of the pouting lips.
AYER’S PILLS.
A Urge proportion of i.ie dis-otes phich
eua.,e Ji umon umlvi'iug re»uit Irmu ilcriu.go. -
iiicnt of thu atomacb, bowvis, Will 'U-.er
avail's Cathartic Pills act directly ui oc
ftese-organs, and. are wpoeiaiiy des'gm.d. tc
cure the discuses caasod by their dyrm go-
pic.it, including Couatiyuiion, Im.igcs. -
tlo», JDysporsU, Headache, sent cry,
anil a host of uiber ai.meuts, for ell of
which lUOy tiro tt safe, sure, prompt, m.:
pleas,rat remedy. The extensive use of the*.,
jeiLLH by eminent physlcimis i» regular 1 n;c’
llco, ..ys uiimisialmldy the estlmatmn in
which they ure held by the medical pLui,o-
sion.
These Pills are compounded of vrjTtnida
oubsutr i'/S ou’y, nml are absolui■ ly Inc from
cuiuiuelor any other injurious ingredient/'
A Sufferer from Headache.writes t
“Area's Pills are Invaluable tome,and
aro my constant companion. I have been
. a severe iiull'urer from llemteclie, mid your
. 'ills are the only thing Ji could li'OK to
'•iur relief. Vne"d&s?''V|ill quickly movo mv
bowels and free my head Ircm pain. They
are the. most elleciive and the em<l< rt physic
1 have ever louuq. it inn pjenFiire to me to
epoak in llie.r praise, uuu X a.wuys do so
wuen occasion offers.
W. L. l'Aaii.of W. 1a Pnce ft Fro;”
Franklin St., Kicuuioud,Va.Fd imc u, 1>.<.2.
“I lmve used A th it’s Pills In Hlunber-
less Instances as recommended by you, nm'.
have never known them to fail to aeconiplis-li
the desired result. XVc constantly koep tlicm
on band at our liomo, and prize them ns a
pleasant, safe, and reliable family medicine.
FOil DxSPKPSlA they are invaluable.
, J. T\ Hayhs.”
Mexia, Texas, June 17,1882.
Tlie Kev. Francis B. Harlowf, writing
from Atladta, G'a., says: “For some yu.is
past 1 lmvo been subject to comtipation,
lroiii wliicli, in spite of the use of -meoi-
cines of various kinds, I suffered increasing
Tnconveiilence,. until some moulins imo I
ueg.in taking Ayer’s Pilus. 7liey 1mve
entirely corrected the costive lii'.bit, and
have vastly improved my general health.'*
AVer’s Cathartic Pills correct irregu
larities of the bowels, stimulate tlm a| po-
tito ami digestion, and by their prompt-and.
thorough action give tone and vigor toTko
whole physical economy.
' ' . FREEAItllD BY
Dr. J. C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass.
Sold by all Druggists.
All experience, tlie’ wonderful
beneficial'ctrec-tA of .
Ayer’s Sarsaparilla.
Children with Sore Eyes, Pore'
Ears, or anv scrofulous or Byph-
YOUNG,
OLD, AND
"MIDDLE-
AGlO. r.IUT, ar unv n:imu,vui <□.>
JUtic taint, maybe made healthy and strong
by its use.
? Sold by all Druggists; $1, six bottles for
Lieutenant Austin,Treasurer of the
Salvation Army at North Adams,
Mass., has decamped with all the
Army’s funds.
JOHK" ,.XjS£3XiIE3
Wishes to inform Iris obi customers and th>- publm generally ’
that he lisa again opened out !u the
Carriage and Waggon Business,
' On the Corner of Huron and Orange Streets, Clinton,
In tbe Brick Building known as the “Mounteiistle property," where he will carry
on the trade In ail its branch^, an experience of over 20 years in business In
Clinton will.enable him to meet,the requirements of the public in his line. AH
material of the very best quality and the workmanship unsurpassed. Call and
examine before purchasing. AU the latest improved rigdiuauulactured and kept
constantly on hand.
ALL WORK WARRANTED. - • PRICES REASONABLE.
SS*Eepairing .and Repainting Promptly Attended to.
T*
■WJLTTB & CO.
-CLINTON, ONT., DEALERS IN—
ZDrtxgfSi <fc 3X4Cedioiii.^!S
Physicians’ Prescriptions Carefully and Accurately Compounded,
and Orders Answered with’Care and Despatch.
The Public will find our Stock of Medicines Complete., Warranted
and of the Best Quality
Toilet Soaps, Perfumery, Shoulder Braces, Trusses, Sponges,- and all
kinds of Druggists’ Sundries usually kept in a First-Class’Drug Store,
WAPAPER 1 WALL PAPER
I The time for House-Gleaning is near. All wanting
Hall, Parlor, Diniag-Bpom, or Bed
Boom Papers,
„ will find the . '» 0
Best and Latest Patterns.
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FRIEZES, ORNICES AND PANELS, FILLERS^SC. ’
83" The Bazaar Fashion Books for 1883 are out and can be had for nothing.
Gall and see the papers and get a Book* .
Jit IH 'TL EH S.
GODERICH.
53“ He SellB Cheaper than any onejpn top of the Eartb.
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Answer This Question
Why do so'many peoplo we see’’around,
us, sepm to prefer to suffer and. be made
miserable by Indigestion, Constipation.
Dizziness, Loss of Appetite, Comyig up of-
' the Food, Yellow Skin, wlieu for 75cts,
—we will soil them Shiloh's Vitalize!-,guar
anteed to cure. "Sold bv J. H. Combe.
Brown at IIpine Again.
-A limn by the name of Brown
■Jlefc-nr-"viil-vg.e*-im-t-his-coqtity--a4)ou.t-
two ’years ago. Last week lie ie,
Curneil, and just as he-was strolling
down the street of his. native village
he met a farmer by the name of
“S'ffrithTWhiy^wA'^^
lie left, and lived just outside the
village, Brown was surprised to see
the stranger attireil in a dress' suit,
with a silk hat and a big diamond
pin blazing on his shift ftontjimd lie
inquired r ■ * —
—-tUt-en-to-ft-funeral to day ?’'
‘Whv, iiless you, no.’ -
‘No ? I seekyon have got on your
best clothes,- are you farming y.^t ?’
‘Farming !. Well,.I should say not.
I am riinriingba\roll< r. skating rink
down here.'
■I '
‘Where is your son Jim ?L
‘Gh, lie’s running ii rink.’
‘And your daughter Liz?” '
/She is skatin’g under the mange*-
merit of Toih. Jbnes hf the -Maine
.rinks.’, ” ,
‘Andyoiir wife?’ •'
‘She skipped out with Prof.
M’Oechin qn instructor which I hired
.when I first opened the rink,’
• ‘Is. EldwLorigsermon preacliinjf
here still?’. _ •
‘No ; he.resigued the minisery,and
is n6w._a rinlrirrstructor.’ . .. •
‘Who is preaching hi tlie place?’
‘Nobody.’ ' - ,
‘Noliody ? What’s the matter ?’ - ’.
‘Church turned into a skating
ririk.’
‘You don’t say so ?’'
‘Yes, Sure aS preaching.’
‘Where is Bill Beck, the grocery
man ?’ ’ * " . ? ■
‘He~weht oiit of business a year
ago. ' He’s got the ice cream stand
down in my-r,ink.’
‘Pshaw.! Where’s Aunt Sally
Backon and Deacon Selluilzer.?’’
‘Why, dang it allr...they’re travel
ing aroundjfixiting rinks, doing the
old man and woman act on skates.
I tell you they’re immense.’
‘Is there any body left in this'town
who does not skuteT
‘Yes? . '
‘Where are they ?’
‘Up in the cemetery on the hill/
'—— Ot £> . ’
Why Re Syvore IHR ..
The 'janitor of the dime museum
on Market sheet was dusting off the
anacondas early this morning when a
woman apiieared loading a man who
had evidently just finished tinting the
bailiwick a dark purple’.
‘Como in here a moment, dear,’
said the woman, coaxingly. .
‘Ain—hie—gofitne,’ hiccoughed the
frightful example. ‘Got ter—hie—
meet man down down-s-hic—em-er\
important biz.’- . ' ' *
..‘But I want .you to look at some
bologna sausagojbef'ore I buy it,’ and
dexterously paying the doer keepor
she steered het worscr half up-in
front »of IffO^o^emiklriuBbr” case.
'Those look nice, don’t they, George?"’
The rattled citizen glared at the
serpents, clung to his wife’s arm, arid
muttered huskily as ho wiped his
Uirow with trembling hands : ‘Arc—
•hie—are- those— saqsages—hie—
Maria ?’ i
‘Why, of course, doar. How many
' shall wo get?
With a hollow grqan, the miserable
man started for the door. ‘Talgo mm
homo, Maria—take me homo anil send
for the doctor I. I’m going to swear
off this time for good f It’s timo for
me to let go I’
Flattery think^tlro^only^d ifferance
between an editor and a barberwlbftt
. one clips his exchanges for moncyj'
ami the other exchanges 1ns dips for
<money.
Education: A glorious setting for
the bright,gem mind—enhancing and
displaying its brilliancy more than
■ettipg of burnished gold.
McGregor’ & Parke’s Carbolic Cerate baa been
tested by years of trial and has been found the
most convenient and effectual method of applying
cirbolie acid. Tbo greatest antiseptic iii use for Cuts, Buins'jind Old Soros. -Bu sureyoiLget Me-
Gregor & Parke’s Carbolic Corate. Sold nt-25
conts.by your Druggist.- •__...„^c„33Mt,_____
“Matrimony” was defined by a lit
tle girl at the head of a confirmation
class in Ireland as “a state of torment
into which souls enter to prepare
them for aiiothe/and better world.”
A Decided Blit.
Hagyard's Yellow Oil touches the
right spot every time when . applied
for rheumatism, neuralgia, pain, sore
ness or lameness, and internally for
colds, sore throat, ete., it is equally
infallible. 330:.2t.
Photography can give us only the
mages .of the' Howers," but.in Murray
w J^anman s Florida. VVATER,.c,bemis
- try has preserved their aromatic es
sence. It is literally . the pottled
breath of the-most fragran t products
of the richest floral region, in,the
’ world.
An Irish gentleman having purchas
ed an ahtrni clock, an acquaintance-
asked him what he intended, to do
with it. t“Och;” answered lie, “sure
I’ve nothing to dd but pull the string
and wake myseli."
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When the blood is/loaded with im-
• purities, and moves sluggishly in tlie
Veins,.an alterative is needed, as this
condition of the vital ’ fluids cannot
last’ long without serious results.
Jl’here is nothing better-than Ayer’s
Sarsaparilla_ to.purify the bioofi, and
impart energy to the system.
. A temperance editor, in drawing
attention to an article against ardent
spirits in-oh$ of. iiis papers, says,
“For the ‘Effects of. Intemperance’
see our inside.”......'--- -------—..............
,A.Valuable S’atont...........
The most valuable discovery paten
ted ,in modein times is that of the
best Blood purifier and liver and
kidney regulator known”; We refer
io. Burdock Blood Bitters, which-.is,
making so many wonderful cures and
bringing.the blessed boon of health
to so many people. 330*2t. ‘
“Why dfd not Paul stop at Ephes
us asked a Sunday-sciiool teacher,
“I dilnnoj” said tlie "boy, “less it was
’cause the Scott Act was in force
there and he, was afraid ho.would
have to p.uy.ext.ra for his accominoda-
ion.”'- •
No Hlattdr, ""
Nojnatter where.pain, lameness or
soreness exists, Hagyan.l's Yellow Oil
taken oi:applied will gil e immediate
releif, and ’positive cure ' quickly
follows its use.,.. ' 330 21.
gluten 5h»s gwM
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Every Wednesday lEorafcg
^—by—
AT THEIR .OFFICE,
Albert Street, GUnton, Ont
81-25 in advance f $2 if not vopaid.
The proprietorsof The Goderich News,
having purchased the business and plant
of The Huron Record, will in future
publish the amalgamated papers in Clinton,
mder the title of “The Huron News-
Record.”
Clinton is the most prosperous tows in
Yes tern Ontario, is tlie seat of considerable
manufacturing, and the centre of the finest
agricultural section in Ontario.
The combined circulation of The News-
Record exceeds that of any paper pub-
ished in the Cotlnty of Huron. It is,
therefore, unsurpassed as an advertising
medium. Our rates for advertising ire;
1 column 1 year, $90
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A Glimpse of Paradise. .
- Tim Keeper of-.the Book.: “There
are.too many marks rtgainst youi
name. You cannot enter.”. Rev.
----- - j “Why ? How—er; Isn't there
some mistake The Keeper of the
Book : “We make no such mis
takes here.” Rev.-------; “I know,
but it 18 very curioiiS. I cqrlaiilly
have done nothing to deserve 'this.”
The Keeper of the Book : “It is
wliatyou have not done that has in
jured your tecord.” Rev.—— y
“But I liave p'leitclred the go-pel
for forty years.” The Keeper of the.
Book.: “You have preached., be
cause you enjoyed it. xk.IT the drud-
’ gery of ,youi* work you have, handed
over to your wife and daughters.
You have neglected the poor and
“toadied the rich, and your reward
yoii have already received iij.an easy
and successful life. Next.”
Dyspepsia & Liver Complaint
Is It not woitli the small price of 75
cents to free yourself of every symptom
of these distressing coiiiplaiJXtH^lL.ybu.
think's6 call nt our store ami get a hot
tie of SliIloli’s Vltullzer, e.vt-ry bottle 1ms
n printed guarantee on. it, pMt iiccor-.
dlngly mid if it does you no good It
will cost you nothing, sold by J. II.
Combe. ' • 283-ly
A Schoolboy'’ asked to define the
word ‘sob,’ whimpered out) “It means
when a feller don’t mean to cry and
it- bursts out itself.A youngster
was. asked * to give his idea of the
meaning of ‘•responsibility,” so he
said, “ »Vell, supposing I had only two
buttons on mv trousers,and one came
off, all thej'responsibility would rest
on the other button.” „
Ayer’s Hair Vigor stimulates the
Jhair cells to healthy action, and pro
motes a vigorous growth. It contains
all’that can be supplied to make the
natural liafr beautiful and nbundam;
keeps the scalp free from .dandruff,
prevents the hair from becoming dry
and harsh, and makes it.flexible and
glossy. -
Prof. Low’s Sulphur Soap is highly
rnCommendejl fo” the cure of Erup
tion,Chafes, Chapped hiirids, Pimples,
Tun, &c. 328 4t
When we hear of a. book peddler
being laid 'Up with Colic! we have ft
great amount of sympathy for the
colic. . '
A Hearty Recommendation.
Jacob A.- Empey, of Catinamore,
states that he Ims taken Burdoek
Blood Bitters M’itli great benefit in a
lingering conplaipt, and adds that he
would gladly recommend it to.all.
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A few days after Dickens’s death
an Eiiglishmanr, deeply grieved At the
event, made a pilgrimage to Gad’s
Hill, and as lie was having/bome re
freshment at the famous John Fal-
staff Inn, near at hard, the effusive
ness of his ^motions prompted him
to take, the waiter into his confidence.
“A great loss, of Mr, Dickeus," said
' the pilgrim. “A great loss to us, sir,”
I -ciiEbbivei’y regiuaie tne jjoweis ana as -replied the Waiter shaking fols head,
a pur^tnhMU-o mild and thorough. -. I “he had all Ih'b ale sctitAin from this
’ 328.4t -hcnlHC.”,
An exchange says that a single
oyster will produce 123,000,000 young
oysters iiAhe course of a year, Ue
suppose it has not been figured up
what a married oystor will do.
National PiLLS-act promptly upon '
tliejjiyer, regulate the Bowels and as ■
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| column 1 year, |30
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6 inos,
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6 inos,
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50.
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50
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18
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3 nite'
1 year,
6 moe,
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Advertisements, without instructions m
to space ai)d time, will be left to the judg
ment of the compositor in the display, in
serted until forbidden, measured- by a
scale of solid nonpareil‘(12 lines”to the
inch), and charged 10 cents a line for first
insertion and 3 cents a line for each sub
sequent insertion. Orders to discontinue
advertisements must be in writing.
ES’cNotices set as reading matter,
.(measured- by. a scale of solid Nonpariol, 12
lines to the inch) charged at the rate of- <>
10 cents a line for each insertion.
TAILORING.
West of England, Scotch and Foreign Suitings
^i&iFrouserin^EnglishhSrFrench Worsteds.
SMITH, THE CLOTHIER,
Goderich, has a splendidly assorted stock of new Spring. nmUStimmer Goods.
Ordered nnd Ready-mnde Suits at the lowest prices ever lieiird of—none;bu.t the
best of trim nil rigs used, and perfect fits guniTiiiteed. A full line of CENTS’
FURNISHINGS always in stock. Cull and see, it. will pay you,
ABRAHAM SMITH, The Squar*.
/. .GODEBIOH,ON.T.
YOUNG WIEN I—READ .THIS.
The Voltaic Belt Co., of Marshall,
Mich., offer to send, their celebrated Elec
tric-Voltaic Belt ami other, Electric
Appliances on trial for thirty days/ to
ni'eri (young or old).alllicted.'with .nervous,
debility, loss of vitality and niluihood, and
all kindre.l troubles. Also for rheuma
tism, neuralgia, paralysis, and many 'other
diseases) Complete restoration to health,
vigor and-manhood guaranteed. 'No risk
is incurred aS thirty days-trial is'allowed:
' Write them at.once for illustrated pamph
let.'free.' . . 318-y
In Siam-.husbands gamble away
their wives. That >9 the only civiliz
ed country where men’find it pays to
lose at“pdker. : --
Freeman’s Worm Powders require
no other Purgative. 'They are . safe
and sure to remove all varieties of
Worms. , . ' " ' , 328-4t
A than who startc d a paper in Kan
sas five years ago is now a millioniare.
In .order that all .doubts as to the
truth of, this statement may be al
layed-, >we would explain that he left
the. paper in a month, came north
and became a plumpbep.
Fluid. Lightning cures Neuralgia in one minute.
Fluid Lightning cures Toothache in pne minute.
Fluid Ligbtniiig cures Face Achcin one-minute.
• Fluid-Lightning curbs Lumbago irion% minute.
Fluid Lightning relieves Rheumatism in„one
minute. ' • z.
. Fluid Lightning cures any pain or ache instant
ly. Price 25.cents per bottle at Drug Store,
.... 330-it ' ’
.Tlig young ; ladies . in. Cleveland,
Ohio, are organizing |a society for the
suppression of slang. Every , mem
ber found using slang term is to be
fined, find the .money will-be devoted
■tojchiinty." " "
-" ' Oil, w hat a
Will you heed the- waruiiig 1 The sig
nal perhaps of the sjire approach of thiii
more terrible disease Consumption; As.’i
yourselves if you can afford lor the sake Of
Jawing 5'0ets.,. to run the risk and do noth
ing for it. \Vc know from expedience that
Shiloh’s-Cure will euro your Cough. It
never fails; ■ This explSins why niore thair
a Million Bottles were sold the-past- year.
It relieves Croup and Whooping Cough at
once. Mothers, do not be without it. For
Lame Back, Side or Chest, use Shiloh’s
Porous Plaster. Sold by J. H. Combe. 263y
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JOBWpRK.
We liave one of tlie best appointed Job
Offices west of Toronto. Our facilities fa>
this departm/Hjtrenable us to do all kipd®
of work—from a eailhig-card io a manftiaoth
poster, in the. best style known to tha
craft, and at the lowest possible rates.
Orders by mail promptly attended to'.
. Address, ,
The Nelus-Record,
Cliutou. Ont
December, 1882. '. .
TO merchants/ .
HowtoSellGooils
i ------TALK TO------
CLJJCAS
TUlll PAl.VTKR.
1 ‘ G-ODE'HICF£.
ADVEETISINGeBa
file at theoflleq of' LORD. & THOMAS, Mc
Cormick Block, Chicago, Ill
THE LATEST!
HAR.RY FISHER,.the renowned,Tuii-
sorial Artist, has obtained tlie assistance
of a first-class Burlier, ht-ff” All the latest styles
of.liulies' and gentlemen's hair-cutting. One door
east-of the Ga'inniercial Hotel.
81,000 FORFEIT!
\ ’ ■ . . “Having the utmo.st confidence in its superiority
ovor all others,''arid after thousands of tests of tlie
most complicated and- severest.cases wo. could
find, we feel justified in offering to forfeit One
Thousand Dollars for any case of Coughs, colds',
sore throat, influenza,hoarseness, bronchitis, con
sumption, in its early \stages, whooping cough,
and all diseases of tlie throat and Jungs,-'except
. Asthnia/foi- which we only claim, relief, that wc
can’t cure with West’s CougJl.Syriip, when taken
according to directions. Sample bottles 25 and
50 cents; large hotties one dollar. Genuine wrap,
pers only in blue. Sold b.v al rdrntf gists, or Sent
by oxpress onYceeipt of price. ;l()ilN C. WEST
CO., sole proprietors, 81 and S3'King street E.,
Toronto Ont. 3. H. Combe, agentJliiiitoh. 314
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i?E2,EEMAN^S' . .
OCT ■ powders!
pTcasf rit to t. ko.< Contain tljoir Ow$ '
~rf”(^'“l!U:i-'’pi?er"Bure, and cttecOuA
...... ')><' ivbW.'.’B in' Cliildreil Or
S5OO REWARD!
WE will pay 'the above.reward for any case of
_Liver Complaint, Dyspepsia,,' Sickr Headache,’ In-.,
"digestion, Constipation or CoHtiven.ew we cannot
.care with West's Vegetable,Li ver Pills, when the
(lirqetiohs arc strictly complied with.' ► They aro
purely Vegetable,-.and never fail to give sadsfav- ■ tion. Sugar Coated. Large [sixes, containing 3h ■
Pills. 25 cents. For sale; bv nil Druggists. ..Be
ware of counterfeits and imitations. The genu
ine manufactured.only by JOHN C. WEST&CO;/
“The Pill Milkers,” 31 and 3! Klng-st., E., Toron
to, Ont. Free trial p-wkagas sent by. mail pre
paid on receipt of a 3 cent stamp. .J, H.- Combo, ’
agont. Clinton 314-ly •.
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A veritable hop o’ my tl’nfmb is re
ported-an infanitchild born in Fayette.
.V0utity,.Georgiii; whose band and'arm
Were drawn through a. common sewy-
ing tirnble to ilf8 arm pits’,or shoulder.'
The father is proud of it.
Dr Low’s Worm Syr ? has remove-
ed tape worm from 15-td\30, feet in
lengtlt.’’ it also destroys a\kin<ls of
worm,-
McGregor’s Speedy Cm s. “
Every purciuser of common senspybusihess
capacity, when requiring an article fjf a,eeituin
purpose, put'cbu.es only that whjpf has. been
cried or .is allowed first to te jeforc'bu,,ing.
You arc.allowed a free trial hoFtlo of McGregor's
Spoj.ly (Jure, t>io great remedy for I) spe’isla,
Impure Blood and Liver Disorders, at ,vour Drug
Store. Sold at 60c. and 81 per bott.c. ' See
testimonials from persons in your own toun.
330-lt.
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TbW Xafr»’in? r«prn»»ni».l.ufif, In.» n-uiuij »t*ltj
THE REMEDY FOR CURING
CONSUMPTION, COUGHS, COLDS,
ASTHMA, CROUP, \
All Diseases Of the Throat, ^unos,-a$io-
..... .......... ■ - pulmonary Organs., .
Bt ITS FAITHFUL USB
CONSUMPTION HAS HEEN CURED,
When other Remedies and Physicians have
failed to effect a cure.
Recdmmtfhded byPfiY<ncr^NS, Ministers, and
. ‘ 'Nuitstes. In fact by everybody who has
given it a good Trial.' It ntvtr fails •
’ to Mng relief.
As an EXPECTORANT it has np Equal.
‘ ' It is harmless to' the Most Delicate Child.
ft contains no OPIUM in any form.
«T Directions accompany each bottle.
tsr For sale by all Druggists.
•s
HEALTH IS WEALTH
Tlie Question 0>f The Day.
“\Vhnt' is good for a cold ?” is a
’ question olteri asked, but Seldom sat
. islactorily answered. We can answ
er to the satisfaction ufall, if they Wifi
follow5 our advice amt try Ilngyard’s
Pectoral Balsam, a safe, pleasant and
certain throat and lung henfor. Sold
by all druggists. . 330-2t. .
G ♦• The devil was tried by court mar
tial'at a Salvation Army meeting
Salem, Mass., lately.’ T-he court de
Cided that the* culprit should bo
severely odealt with—when caught.
A Plant O f Rare Virtues*
* Is. the common and well-known
Burdock. It is one"of the best blood
purifiers .anil, Ipdriey regulators in the
vegetable world, and the compound
known a* Burdock Blood Bitters po
ssesses wonderful power in diseases
of the blood, liver, kidneys and
saomach. 330 2t.
Du. F. C. West’s NEnvfe and Brain
1’iieat.mevt, a guaranteed specific for Hys-
tci ia, Dizzineis, Convulsions, Fits,^Nervous*
' Neiii-algin, Headache, Nervous Prostration
caused by-thq use'’of alcohol dr tobacco,.
Wakefulness’, Mental Depression,. Softon'-.
ing of the. Brain resulting in insanity and
leading-to misery, decay ami death, Pre
mature Old Age, Barrenness, LWs of power
'll! either-sex, involuntary Losses and Sper-y^
hmtoi-i-hooa caused by ovcr-oxertion ortho
brain, self-abuse or.over-indulgcnco. Ea<li
box contains one month’s treatment $1.00
a box, or six boxes for $”5.00,. soitt by mail
prepaid on i-erei pt of prieo. ’
We Guarantee Six Boxes
To cure any case.. With each order re
ceived by us for six “’Boxes, accompanied
with $5.00, wo’will send the purchaser our
written, guarantee to refund the mqnoy if"
the’ treatment does, not effect a cure.'’
Guarantees issued only by John C. West
ft Co., 8'1 and 83 King-st. E., Toronto. Ont.
J H. Combe; agent* Clinton.
Blood
Burdock
“And so'you've named your baby,
have you ?” “Oh, yes.” “What is ifc
you call him ?” “Thomas Miisfcovy
.Marlin Luther Benson.”I*'--‘rri)m*>odr'
little toad! Why did you , load it
down with so much name ?r “Well,
it seemed as though I conldn’t slight
my own brother, and I insisted on
Muscovy on his account.” ' “But
,how about Martin Luther? You
wasn't under any specikl obligations
to him.” “No, but my husband was
determined that he'tnust be' named
after one of the apostles, and Martin
was my choiCo of the tot."
Economy; A bank not owing its
«hartai‘ to atty political organization
or government, but the result of a
poliov more sure in its success in the
acquisition of Wealth.
BiicKlcn's Arnica Salve*
Tur Bitsr Salve in the world for <hits,
Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, 8nlt Itbenm,
Fever Korea, Tetter, Chapped ’ Hands,
Chilblains, Corns, and all Nkln Enip*‘
tlons, nnd positively cures Pile?, or no
pay required. It Is guaranteed to give
perfect xutisfacHon, or money refunded..
Price 25 cents per box, For salm ftt
Watts & Co. * 258Jv
WILL CURB OR RELIEVE
DlLtOUSNESS,
DYSPEPSIA,
INDIGESTION,
JAUNDICE.
ERYSIPELAS,'
SALT HHEUM,
HEARTBURN, **‘
HEADACHE,
And every 'toedftft of dfeeate arising
dfoofttefod V.1VHR, KIDNEY®, aTOMAQHf
BOWELS OR BLOOD,
T.ilLBBRNM0..^?3a«ta'
DIZZINESS,
DROPSY,
FLUTTERING
OF thejieaW
ACIDITY OF
THE STOMACH,
DRYNESS
OF THE 8KIM,