HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1891-7-1, Page 7Cana Ola TUE EVES.
tam simple Hoes That May Stave Off
"Specs."
A skilled optician furnishes the following
hits of information as to the care of thc
eyes:
Keep a shade on your lamp or gas burner.
Avoid all midden changes between light
and darkness.
Never begin to read, write or sew for
several minutes after coming from darkness
into light.
Never road by twilight, moonlight or any
light so scant that it requires an effort to
diserimina
Never read or sew directly in front of the
light, window or door.
It is best to let the light fall from obove,
obliquely over the left shoulder.
Never sleep so that on first awakening
the eyes shall open on the light of a win
-
done
The moment you are instinctively
prompted to rub your eyes, that moment
stop using them.
ream% visiOx.
The symptoms of 'failing' vision are set
forth in. this way
1. Spots or sparks of light floating before
the eyes.
2. Quivering of the lide or sensation. of
sand in the eye.
3. Perceptible fatigue or the requirement
of strong light in reeding.
4. The holding of objects at arms length
or close to the eye.
5. Squinting one eye or seeing objects
double.
6. Dizziness or darting pains in the eye-
balls, or over the temple.
7. Perceiving a colored circle around the
lamp.
S. Sensitiveness of the eyeballs or contrac-
tion of the visual field.
9. Blurring of the vision or being unable
to see objects distinctly at a distance.
10. Watering or redness of the eyes or
lids, running together of the letters when
reading, or seeing the vertical better than
the horizontal lines.
SOME FUNNY DEMANDS.
Titles of Rooks Misquoted by Would.11e
Purchasers.
There's a broadly humorous side to the
book trade, says London Tit -Bits. The fun
is generally furnished by the ridiculous mis-
takes people make in the liaineS of books.
A lady sent her maid one day for Annie
Thcarnts' novel of "He Cometh Not, She
Sold," but the damsel asked for "He
Combeth Not His Head."
The little boy of a prominent divine went
to a shop to procure for his father a relig-
ious book called "The HourWhichCometh,"
but he inquired for "The Hen Which Crow-
eth."
At the time that Thomas Hardy's clever
'Iowa "A Pair of Blue Eyes," was at the
heighth of its popularity, a young assistant
in a bookseller's, who was as new to the
business as he was slow of comprehenison,
when a lady came in and. said to him, very
- eagerly and inquiringly, "Have you A
Pair of Blue Eyes't'" blushingly stammered
out, "No, miss; my eyes are black."
One day an errand boy brought up from
the cellar a trap containing a large rat, just
as a well-known society belle, wishing to
look at one of Anthony Trollope's most
popular novels, said to the new assistant:
" I want to see What Will He Do With
It ?' "
"Very well, miss," was the reply ; "if
you will walk to the back part of the shop
ancl look out of the window you will see
• him drown it."
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A TALE OF FOUR TRAVELED&
HOW They Quarrelled and Why They
Made up.
Four travellers, an Arab, a Turk, a Greek
and a Persiati, met at the gate of a, city.
They agreed to pool their cash and purchase
food. .Bet the Arab insisted that easels
must be the dish procured, while the Per-
sian begged that it be anghar. The r,furk
said that azum was the best of all foods, and
the Greek as strongly contended for sym-
phalionil
They came quite to a quarrel ; but just
then an ass was driven by loaded with
grapes. Each one sprang up shouting joy,
It is agab," cried the Persian. "Attar,"
cried the Arab. "No !" ecreame the
Turk, !' it is azum." " That is my sym-
phalion," added the Greek. Then they all
ate grapes together, and loved each other
with whole hearts and comfortable bellies.
Our quarrels are mostly matters of words ;
or over affairs that we know nothing about.
—St. Louis Globe-Dencoerat.
The lioords.
Their. women go about with uncovered
faces ; many of them are distinctly hand-
some, with clerk raven locks dragged over
their cheeks, bright -red complexions, and
large, alinost Jewish, noses; ,but unfortu-
nately they love to tattoo these otherwise
comely faces, and to wear silver solitaires
in their noses. Their heads are hung with
all sorts of ornaments, cowry beads and
savagejewelry, and their headgear generally
is weighty . and uncomfortable -looking.
Over their loose, baggy trousers they throw
a red. dress, and in the photographic groups
we obtained we find our friends at home are
generally at a loss to determine the sex
miless some babe in arms or other evidence
of maternity settle the question.
The men have for their distinguishing
- feature the turban Made Of checkered silk,
red, yellow and Wile,. with goldand silver
thread.; this is bound round a red cap, and
is infinitely more becoming than the sheep
a•skin bonnet of the Persian peasantry. A,
mounted Koordish chief, with his light blue
jacket long flowing shirt. cuffs, and magni-
ficent things in the wayof daggers, keenly
excited my wife's desire to Photograph—
but before the camera could be set up he
had fled, and we never saw his like again.
Everything among the Koords points to a
hagher state of art than among the other
tribes , stone is largely introduced into the
- construction of the houses, red ornamenta-
tions made with henna adorut the doors and
windows, and the construction of . the
"compounds" is curious. You enter by a
low wicketgate, which is covered with' cakes
,of dung, into a courtyard ; a covered shed
• contains the tripod for mast, the black -
:smith's bellows with double funnel orna-
mentedat the top with carving, and stand-
ing on feet made to represent birds with
•long beaks. Oat of this shed you pass into
the family rooms full of great store cup-
boards for grain, elegantly -shaped water
pots made of a clay found close to the vil-
lage, in digging up which the women are
employed; any number of quaint -shaped
copper utensils for boiling milk and cooking
. stand around, and amid a -haze of smoke you
percieve women sitting on their haunches
busily engaged in watching the pot boiling
for the evening meal.—The 6entlentan's
Magaane.
Poverty in Buenos* Ayres.
Moro than 300 families have returned to
England from Buenos Ayres, having been
'force(' to leave on account of stoppage of
work there and lack of money. They report
a distressing condition of affairs in the Ar-
gentine Republic, owing to the recent finan-
cial disturbances. The foreign 'population,
large numbers of whom emigrated there' in
obedience to glowing promises of hiirdilypaid
labor, are said to be in some cases actually
dying of starvation, as they are practically
.shut out from all:work, and have no money
to, get away with.
Imeal. item.
Elsewhere in this issue we republish an
article from the Hamilton TIMES relating to
the wonderful cure of a gentleman in that
city, who had been pronounced by phy-
eicians incurable, and who had been paid
the $1,000 total disability granted members
of the Royal Templars. The well.known
standing of the Tutms is a guarantee as to
the entire reliability of the statements con.
Wiled. in the article.
lase Ray WItb n Dottie.
A boy about 10 years old was going up
Second avenue yesterday with a quoit bottle
in his hand labelled 'Black Ink" in big
lettere, says the Now York World, and he
was handling it so carelessly that a fat and
fussy man, coining down the avenue, stop -
pea him to say ;
"That's.just exactly liko a. boy! Why on
earth don't you carry that battle as you
might to V"
"I am !"
"No, you :Ilea; ! You are just aching to.
have it drop on the sidewalk and spatter al
over some one
"1 guess I know how to carry a bottle !'
growled the isoy as he swung it around.
" No, you don't, nor no other bey ! larh t
are you doing now? If you let that bottle
drop and spatter me with ink P11 cane you
"Who's lettin' any bottle drop ?"
You are !"
"-I ahat, neither 1 I geese 1 canplay
catch with a bottle without any-
body !"
Look out !"
"There hainat , to be alarmed
about. Aupody can toss up a bottle and
catch— a •
I knew it ! I knew it !" shouted the
fussy man as the bottle came down with a
sinash, and he jtunped hall -way across the
street. "'Boy„ you might to be licked 'till
you couldn't get home ! I told you— a
But 8 or 10 people were laughing at him.
It was an empty bottle which the boy had
let fall
" H that volatile essence Which is senti-
ment in youth be not crystalized into prin.
ciple at maturity, the chanes ate that
its vapor will have passed beyond the
horizon and the sunset
—St Louis has jtist added 100 men to its
police foree.
People 'We Hear Of.
Senator Edmunds says that Secretary
Blaine has Bright's disease.
Yesterday in New York Miss Elaine
Goodale, the well-known authoress, was
married to Dr. Charles A. Eestman, an
Indian of the Simla tribe.
In the opinion of the New York World
John D. Rockefeller, now on the sick list
at Cleveland, 0., is worth as much as
$125,000,000.
Mr. Andrew Carnegie is now 55 years old.
He is a little man—not so tall as General
Grant was. Be looks &little like the Gen-
eral did, and wears a full beard, which is quite
gmy.
Vice -President Morton is 65 years old.
He dresses carefully, and has a compact,
sturdy form and stands as erect as a soldier.
Mr. Morton is an early riser, and takes his
breakfast; at 8.30.
Rudyard Kipling arrived in New York
on the City of Paris 'Wednesday. He is
travelling incognito, as his health does not
permit him to see visitors. He left yester-
day afternoon to spend a few weeks in th
country with.friends.
01 woman, lovely woman, why will you stiffer
so;
Why bear such pain and anguish, and agony of
woe,
Why don t you seek the remedy—the one that's
all the go
" All the go," because it makes the pain
go. As an invigorating, restorative tonic,
soothing cordial and bracing nervine, for
debilitated and feeble women generally, Dr.
Pierce's Favorite Prescription has no equal.
It improves digestion invigorates the
system, enriches the blood, dispels aches
and pains produces refreshing sleep, dispels
melancholy and nervousness, and builds up
both the flesh and strength of those reduced
below a healthy standard. D,on't be put
off with mime worthless compound, easily,
but dishonestly, recommended to be "just
as good," that the dealer may make more
profit. "Favorite Prescription" is in-
comparable.
Electric Shadows.
If you ever observe it, the electric light is
responsible for many grotesqueries nightly
painted on respectable walls and matter-of-
fact sidewalks. Shadows are only shadows,
but they give one the shivers sometimes,
especially at a late hour, when honest folks
are supposed to be in bed. Giants of despair
then stretch out long arms at the corners of
silent streets and strange profiles are
thrown against the unconscious houses and
weird traceries of dancing branches make
the pavement rise and fall in a style that
must puzzle a person who knows he is sober.
Alone, without the presence of humanity,
these electric shadows lend the sleeping city
a mystic animation that even conventional
moonshine fails to dispel. The sputter, the
swish of the lights, too, add to the uncanny
effect, and their fluctuations would in time
drive the sane mad if thought was taken of
them. Luckily, man eau accustom himself
to almost anything.—Boaton Herald.
In the Morning.
"Four years ago," writes Col. David
Wylie, Brockville, Ont., May, 1888, "1
had a severe attack of rheumatism, and
could not stand on my feet. The pain was
excruciating. I was blistered and purged
in true orthodox style, but all to no pur-
pose. I was advised to try St. Jacob's Oil,
which I did. I had my ankles well rubbed
and then wrapped with flannel saturated
with the remedy-. In the morning I could
walk without pain." Many get up and
walk in the same way.
•,77
MIRACLE OF NODERN DAYS.
Hamilton Frodaces One of the Most Re-
markable Cures on Record,
" TOTALLY DISABLED," YET OVERO.
Hamilton TOLES, May 2701,1591.
Ono of the most remarkable cures in the
history of medicine has just been effected in
this city and the fame of it is fast spreading
throughout the land, Over four years ago
Mr. John Marshall, then employed as
manager of Me. J. C. Williams' coal oil
refinery works here' sustained a fall, which
at the time was notthought to be serious.
He doctored, but his trouble grew worse,
and contracting cold after cold upon his
other trouble he was compelled to give
up work entirely. His troubles developed
into ataxy, a nervous disorder, held
by medical authorities to he incurable.
For four years Mr. Marshall has been an
intense sufferer. He lost the use of his legs
entirely and could not raise himself from a
chair except by the use of a crutch and a
stick. Though there was power in his legs
there was no feeling. They were like dead
weights, cold as ice and not susceptible to
feeling. He coulthi take his heavy- stick and
hammer tlie flesh until the sound of blo-ws
filled the house. During the course of these
years no lest than fourteen leading physi-
cians of this city treated him. Sometimes
two or three of them were in attendance at
once. All agreecl that his disease was in-
curable. Mr. Marshall went to Toronto for
electrical treatment, at a heavy expense,
but received not the slightest benefit.
He tried every patent medicine that
was reconunended to him, yet without
getting any aid, The " suspension "
-treatment was resorted to, and he was
suspended by means of appliances around
his neck aucl under his arms from the
ceilingof the barn, but got no relief.
Electric belts and appliances of an endless
variety were tried, and. thoroughly tried,
too, but all resulted the same svaya-they
left Mr. Marshall just a,s they had found
him. At one time twenty pins were run right
into the flesh of his leg. He barely felt
two of them ; the others he did not feel at
all. His flesh was cut into with a knife and
Ise felt not the slightest pain; and so he
went on until the 13th day of April last,
every remedy suggested by any one being
tried, and hundreds of dollars spent upon
patent medicines, to say nothing of doctors'
bills.
Mr. Marshall was a member of the Royal
Templets of Temperance. He was passed
by the physicians of the Order as totally
disabled for life. The chief medical ex-
aminer passed him, and. he was paid the
$1,000 paid by the Order in cases of total
A day or two ago a TIMES representative
called upon Mr. Marshall at his residence,
No. 25 Litttle William street. The door
was open, and upon knocking a strong,
steadt, step -was heard. Mr. Marshall
opened the door and received the reporter
cordially. He walked without either crutch
or stick and looked. the picture of a
sturdy, 'fine man. He conversed freely
of his case, as did Mrs. Marshall,
who came in later. "Five weeks
ago," he said,. "1 could not raise my foot
or bend my leg. As for walking without
a stick or crutch it was impossible. I had
seen an advertisement of Dr. Williams'
Pink Pills, and as they were especially
recommended for nervous disorders, I
resolved to try them. I ha.d what the
doctors called Locomotor Ataxy. I had
not walked for ahnost four years. My
wife saki, Oh, what's the use of trying
another patent medicine?' but I tried the
Pink Pills. I had not used one box be
fore I began to feel the effects. The
feeling came back to my right leg first.
After using them two weeks I was able
to walk up to Mr. C. 3. Williams' place
on MacNab street, over a mile and a half
from here and back. I had got nearly home
when my left leg bcm.ve out, and. I nearly
went down. I had to stand and rub the
leg for several minutes. Then it felt as if a
thousand pins were running in it. That
was the blood beginning to circulate in the
leg that had beendead almost four years.
From that time it has steadily improved.
Now see how I am. (Here Mr. Marshall
arose and -walked briskly around the room
without artificial assistance.) I have used
absolutely nothing but the Pink Pills and
taken cold baths as directed on the boxes.
To -clay I walked to the market and back—a
three inile walk. have lived in Hamilton
for thirty years and and well known. Hun-
dreds of people stopped me on the streets.,
Some of them stopped me to see if it was
really John Morahan. ' Hundreds of people
have been here to see me. Among them
came several physicians who attended me.
One of them, and the one who did the
most for me, said, 'Well, you are the first
cure in 10,000 cases.' I can tell you of a
bank messenger in this city 'who has not
walked as straight in twenty-five years as
he has this last week. He took Bilk Pills
on my recommendation. bcores more in
this city are trying them and quite a num-
ber in this vicinity have been benefited."
Mr. Marshall is gaining strength rapidly
and expects to be back to his work before
long. ale grows more enthusiastic in talk-
ing of Pink Pills, and he has good reason to,
for his is a remarkable salvation. Since
beginning to use the remedy he has regained
lost flesh and now weighs more than he has
for nine years. He has not an ache or pain,
but is conscious of a delicious feeling of
healthy life in his legs.
The remarkable case noted in the above
article from the Hamilton TIMES conclu-
sively proves that the proprietors of Dr.
Williams' Pink Pills have in no way over-
stated the merits of their remedy. Pink
Pills are a never failing blood builder and
nerve tonic, and are equally valuable for
men or women, young or old. They Cure
all forms of debility, female weaknesses,
suppressions, chronic eonstipation, head.
ache, St. Vitus' dance, loss of memory,
premature clecay, etc., and by their marvel-
lous action on the blood, build up the sys-
tem anew and restore the glow of health to
pale and sallow complexions. These pills
are sold by all dealers or will be sent post-
paid on receipt of price (50 cents a box) by
addressing the Dr. Williams Medical Co.,
'Brookville, Ont.
Accepted the Designation.
A young lieutenant in a line regiment
recently met with a sad rebuff at Ports-
mouth. The lieutenant was parading in
full uniform one day and approached a
sentry, who challenged him with "Halt !
Who goes there ?', The lieutenant, with
contempt in every lineament of his face,
expressed his feelings with an indignant
"Ass !" The sentry's reply, apt and quick,
came "Advance, ass, and give the coun-
tersign."
"Excuse me, sir, but haven't we met
before ? Your face is strangely familiar."
" Yes madam, our host introduced lie to
each Other just before dinner." "Ah, I
was pOsitive I had seen you somewhere. 1
never forget a face."
Heinrich Schrailinski a Ifaunburg n
ionaire, has decided to leave his fortune to
the city for the erection of an asylum for
unmarried women.
Ole Bull's son is soon to inalte his debut
in this country. He has all of Isisfather's
talent for musie.
DOMINION PARLIAMENT.
the
;22: it'sCkt 40111:the
explained,was to provide ferpotection from
the contamination of coulees in the North-
west. Another provision of the bill was
that where a homesteader after five years
failed to take out his patent, his interest in
that patent might be sold by the municipal
authorities for school or municipal taxes.
There was also a clause providing that from
and after January ist, 1895, no patent
should be issued to a homesteader exeept
upon the condition that should the land be
allowed to rernaie three years without fif-
teen acres being continuously cultivated it
should revert to the Governments
The Bill was read a first time,
Mr. Sproule introdueeda Bill to regulate
private deteetive, financial and commercial
agencies and corporations, which was read a
firstitim
SrHector Langevin arose and said : Mr.
Speaker, I wish to answer the question put
by the hon. leader of the Opposition (Mr.
Laurier) yesterday afternoon, He wanted
to know either to -day or another day if I
would make a statement as to the policy of
the Government. I have this to communi-
cate to the House : The Government pro-
pose to carry oat the policy which has
hitherto guided the Liberal -Conservative
party, an outline of which in respect ef the
measures of this session is indicated in the
speech from the Throne. The trade and
financial policy will be dolma in the
budget speech.
Mr. Arnyot moved the second readiug of
his hill to make voting compulsory.
Mr. Langelier, in moving for the corres-
pondence and doeuments respecting the
building of the bridge at Quebec, said that
requests had been made to the Government
for financial assistance to aid this important
and inueh-needed work. The citizens of
Quebec eonsidered that it was a question of
life or death for the prosperity of Quebec.
The estimated cost of the structure was be-
tween three and four million dollars. Mr.
Chateauvert, the candidate who had opposed
him in the lot election, had told the elec-
tors upon his nomination that he had,
through the influence of Sir Hector Langevin
and Sir Adolphe Caron, a promise of assist-
ance from the Government for .the Quebec
bridge'. The Ministers now said that the
statement of a promise having been made
was untrue. Mr. Chateauvert would be
branded as a liar by the citizens of Quebec,
and if it were true the people would like to
know it. Sir Charles Tapper had also
promised that the bridge would be built.
The motion was carried.
Mr. McMullen, on motion for returns,
said that the people of his district would
not rest satisfied till they had received some
compensation for the bonuses they had
given to railways, whilst in other parts of
the Dominion the Government had. built
the railroads entirely at the public expense.
Before the session ended he proposed to
bring the matterbefore the House bysa reso-
lution covering the whole ground.
Mr. Landerkin said that some of the
claims were so strong that justice demands
they must be settled in the nearfuture. Not
a dollar had been spent by the Government
in the counties of Grey and Bruce, while
they had contributed largely to the public
revenue. The claims of those counties were
irrmeesnrisat
tibsillae:a
.
inigraiyAct, said that it pro -
in posed
the bill to
am
posed to re-insert the clause which the Sen-
ate had struck out of the Government Rail-
way bill last session. The bill required
railways to plough a fire guard not less than
sixleet wide through the -uncultivated, land
within 250 feet of the track. This was
necessary to prevent prairie fires. Another
clause required railways after January,
1893-,-ateeteprip, freight cars with automatic
air brakes. The next clause provided that
the fences built by the railways should be
built not only where the railway passed
through municipalities, but where it passed
through any settled district. The object of
this was to prevent accidents caused by
collisions with straying cattle. The bill
was read a first time.
Sir Hector Langevin moved that the
Government orders have precedence on
Thursdays for the remainder of the session.
Sir John Thompson moved the second
reading of the bill respecting the settlement
of accounts between the Dominion of Can-
ada and the Provinces of Ontario and Que-
bec. aaai
Mr. Tupper moved the second reading
of his bill to further amend the Act respect-
ing certificates of masters and mates of
ships. He said that the object of the bill
was to make regular the practice'that had
obtained since they passed the law concern-
ing the certificates of masters and mates.
This made the Act applicable to masters and
mates on minor waters.
The following Bills were passed through
committee and read a third time:
riRdegesrd
eting the Niagara Grand Islan
b
Respecting the Grand Trunk Railway
Company of Canada.
To incorporate the Vancouver Dock &
Shipbuilding Company.
To enable the Victoria & North American
Railway Company to run a ferry between
Becher Bai
y, n British Columbia, and a
point on the Straits of Fuca, within the
United Stato of America.
For the settlement of questions between
the Governments of Canada and Ontario
respecting Indian lands.
Mr. Tupper, on the second reading of
the bill respecting the safety of ships, said
it proposed to prohibit passenger ships from
carrying dynamite, nitro-glycerine, or any
dangerous explosive compound.
alaar.. Mulock—That is a good measure to
hve
Sir John Thompson, when the House was
in committee on the bill representing the
Administration of Justice, proposed an
amendment making the bill retrcractive. The
amendment was adopted and the bill read a
third time.
The resolution was reported. •
Sir John Thotnpson's bill to further amend
Act Respecting Trade Marks and Indastrial
Designs was read a third time.
'11/r. Laurier said he had expected that
Mr. Foster would have given hint an oppor-
tunity of bringing before the House to -day
the question ot which he gave notice yester-
day. As he had not done so might he ex-
pect that on 'Tuesday he would give him
this opportunity?
Mr. Foster—On Tuesday I will go on
with the budget speech,
lle Got In.
The guard—What's your busiens now ?
The stranger--Psn't that the conveutioe of
tanners'?
The guard ---It is. Bub you are not a
member of the trade and cannot enter.
The stranger—The ;dickens I can't ! I
tell you I'm a public school teacher and I
believe in corporal punishment,
The guard. ---Walk right 1 and take a
place on the stage.—.1 ittsbatra- hallettn.
I cheer, I help, I etrengthon, I aid,
gladden the heart, of man and maid,
I sot cenAipation's (Aptly free,
And all ere better for taking me.
Thus spoke one of Dr. Pierce's Pleasant
Pellets. (They are pills that speak for them-
selves.) Very small, very nice to take, pro -
no nausea or griping, yet, aro most
effectual in all cases of constipation, bilious'
or sick headache, or deranged liver. Only
26 Conte a vial, tit, druggists.- A perfect
vest-pocket medicine.
That Helps te Cure
The Cold,
The disagreeable
taste of the
COD LIVER OIL
is dissipated in
OrPore Cod Liver Oil with
HYPOPHoSPHITES
1.,/1,4. The patient patient suffering from
CONSEJMPTION.
111DONE81ITIS, coupe', coup, on
WASTINGDISEASES, takes the
remedy as ho would take milk. A per.
feet emulsion, and a wonderful flesh producer.
Talcs no (Ike's.. 4flD ruggists, 60e.,1.00.
SCOTZ o r.oirw,Belrevilfe.
THE JUGGEDNANT JOGS ON.
0,000 Men Drag it and 50,000 See it Doll.
The annual procession of the:Juggernaut
Car will take place this month at Seraanpore,
about fourteen miles from Calcutta. The
car ie forty feet in height, though appearing
rather less from the fact that it was pho-
tographed from the top of a house. It was
made prbicipally of iron, and weighs about
forty tons.
The colors in which it is painted are
bright red and yellow. On the thp plat-
form is placed the image of the god Jugger-
naut, covered at first with a veil. The
withdrawal of this veil is the signal for
setting the car in motion.
It IS dragged away by means of three
ropes, by about 2,000 men, to a spot some
hundred yards off, where it is left for
eight days, and then retaken to its forxner
resting place.
It is estimated that 50,000 Hindoos come
from different parts of India to celebrate
the festival.
" Ladles" stud Cooks.
In the Manehestee Ottardian, last week
there appeared side by side an advertise-
ment for " a thoroughly good Scotch or
North country cook," and another for
" a lady by birth, as nurse," the lady by
birth to have entire charge of a baby
eighteen months old and partial charge
of " a delicate little girl of Seven,
requiring thoughtful care, as well
as of two boys of six and eight attending day
school, and to be stronghealthy, experi-
enced, patient with children, a good needle,
woman and a member of the Church of
England." The thoroughly good cook was
offered ;,C4ii a year, "all found "; the lady by
birth was offered "about .C20." The moral
I take to be that ladies by birth )Ylio have
to get their own living should qualify as
thoroughly good, hooks,—Tiondon,
Observations.
No man is accountable for the mistakes of
his friends.
Don't call a saade a spade when it is a
shovel.
No man ever yet minded his own business
who didn't get into trouble.
However great some men's abilities are,
their liabilities are always greater.
A man is frequently known by the com-
pany he keeps out of.
Honesty is the best policy, because it is
the only policy which insures against loss of
character.
Don't lose sight of an honorable enemy;
he'll make a, good friend.
The soaring hawk has no ear for music,
and rates the cry of the partridge above the
song of the nightingale.
After a while the king will do no wrong,
because he will never have a chance.
The man who believes in ghosts may be a
better citizen than the one who does not
believe in his fellow -creatures.
Fashion and decency should be always on
good terms. .
DURAL toroun.v.
Country or aettle Raton end its rriati«
tive Dwellings.
Excursions acrose the territory of 'Uruguay •
reveal nothing of very great interest to the
tourist. The lanclecape in parts is pretty ;
some finely situated estameas are to be seem
along the banks of the Uruguay ; the
vicinity of the Rio Negro, too, is especially
interesting and characteristic of the fertile
parts of the territory, which present a simi-
lar combination of water, wood, and rolling
prairie. But, after all, one soon wearies of
looking at the same kind of view hour after
hour, league after league, ancl province after
province. The fences of posts and wire are
varied eamethnes by fenees of aloes and
cactus ; the eucalyptus, the poplar, and
othes trees are also planted to form fences
as in Chili; the roads, where one seas
long teams of oxen toiling along with
huge Waggorts, are as terrible as those of
the Argentine ; the prairies are dotted with
innumerable herds of cattle and horses; oc-
casionally you see two or three peasants
wearing brown ponchos riding and driving;
animals before then: ; at long intervals yoa
see one or two ranchos, or huts, where the
peasants live. In the Argentine the ranchoa
appeared miserable enough, but in Uruguay
J saw many ever' more primitive, mere huts
of black mud, with is roof of maize straw, is
floor of beaten earth, is doorway, but
not always a window. The cabins
of the Irish peasantry give some idea of
the Uruguayan rancho. It is a comfortless,,
unhealthy, rheumatic dwelling, less civilized
than that of the Esquimaux, and more care-
lessly built than the most ordinary bird'a
nest —From "The Repeblic of Uruguay,"
by Theodore Child, in Harper's Magazine
for May.
Neighbor, see you not the signal
In the loved one's cheek 7
Reed you not that constant hacking,
While the form. grows weak 1
0, delay not, or this dear one
Soon death's own will be.
You can save her by the use of
Pierce's G. M. D.
In other words, get the " GoldenMedical
Discovery," and rescue this member of your
family from consumption, which threatens
her. It has saved thousands. According
to the doctors it has wrought miracles, for
it has cured those whom they pronounced
incurable, except by a miracle. It is a
truly wonderful remedy. For all bronchial,
threat and lung diseases, weak lungs, spit-
ting of blood and kindred ailments, it is a
sovereign remedy.
Journalistic Qualifications.
Detroit News : If you have endless
patience, is
goo& nature, don't know
what its to be discouraged, can summon
tact and perseverance as your handmaidens,
arelairly well educated, have magnificent
health, and the feeling that there is nothing
in 'the heavens above, or bi the earth be-
neath or in the waters which surround the
earth, or in the atmosphere that envelopes
it, about which you cannot get a full and
accurate description, if it pleases you to do
so, then you may be sure that you
have the journalistic feeling, and that the
newspaper instinct abides in you. And you
may grasp the reporter's notebook and the
pencil sharpened at both ends and prosper,
for you are starting from the roads which
lead to great comfort and contentment and
joy—and more than this it is not given to
the lot of mortals to enjoy.
Fire Proof Hotels.
There is hardly a new hotel or business
building in New York but that is advertised
as fireproof, and yet a leading architect told
a Herald reporter that such a thing could
not exist They may be fireproof to all
intents and purposes," said he, but if in-
flammable material be iu them and it get
afire the iron girders and beams will so
expand that they will let the floor above
down. When one floor falls in an iron -
beamed building they will all go, and then
the side walls fall. The ruin is usually more
complete that it is in an ordinary building.
We do not build those iron fire proof fronts
any more, because M case of a fire they
fall forward and demolish the building
cross the street.
Princess Alexander's Busy life.
The Princess of Wales is one of the
busiest women in the world, says the Chi-
cago Post, compared to whom the wife of a.
day laborer has leieure. When her dough-
ters were in the school -room, punctually at
9 o'clock every morning she went into the
school -room with the teachers and masters
to examine the work of the previous day,
and now that they are in society she per-
sonally supervises their gowns, designing
and working on them herself, as she ia a
'skilled dressmaker. Besides her own ardu-
ous public duties and those she has to per-
form for the Queen, she undertakes a large
correspondence with her brothers, sisters
and parents. So numerous are her calla of
duty, and pleasure which frequently takes
the form of duty, that when in London this'
royal lady, who is never expeoted to button
her own boots or curl her royal hair, cannot
get her work done to retire earlier than 2
o'clock in the morning.
A Friend's SY11191111tY•
"1 Suppose you know that,Miss Sage e-
jected me ?"
" No, did she, though ?"
" She did."
" Well, old fellow, I sympathize with
you. But it's just as I expected. I tell
you wemen are not the fools men take them
to be."---Ne.to York Press.
"Mother Goose."
"Mother Goose" was a real character,
and not an imaginary personage, as hasbeen
supposed. Her maiden name was Elizabeth
Foster, and she was born 18 1665. Shemar-
ried Isaac Goose in 1693, and a few years
after became a inember of Old South Church,.
Boston, and died in 1757, -aged 92 yeare.
The first edition of her songs, which were
originally sung to her grandchildren, was
publishedin Bostonin 1716byher son-in-law,
Thomas Fleet. The house in which a great
part of her life was spent was a low, one-
story building, with dormer windows and
a red -tied roof, looking something like an
old English country cottage.
"No, Miss Amy," remarked young Dr.
Paresis, "as a physician I cannot accept
the Biblical account of such longevity as
Methuselah's.' "0, I can," replied Miss
Amy, sweetly, "there were no doctors in
those days.'
"Who held the pass of the ThermopyIe
against the Persian host ?" demanded the
teacher. And the editor's boy at the footof
the class said : "Father, I reckon; he
holds a pass on every road hi the country
that runs a passenger train."
---The average laborer wastes five ounces
of muscle a day.
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