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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1891-6-11, Page 3ositisswinisawanstain The Soft Shirt, The linen front is otiff and hard, Me neck the oellato hurt; Be puts them by and fearleS0 dons A. big soft shirt. And in its cool and ample folds Be feeleth /nighty pint; Ile braggeth to his friends about Piis big soft shirt. Be thinke be looketh handsomer And that the ladies flirt With irim, because he got it on, The big soft shirt. Be wearetla it at &mule Play, And when he doth exert Einiself at boat or bat he wears Ms big soft shirt. At last he takes it to the wash, They put it in the squirt, Alain a week he cometh for Bls big soft Waive Be vainly tries to put it on, Now bear him gasp and blurt ! "'Whatever can have come upon My big soft ehirt ? 'retries in vain—no longer now Doth be his strength exert; Be yanks it on kis little son, BIB big Soft) shirt. —The Khan in Woronto Warta, Jack Horner Cornered. GOaetioh Signal ' Sir Charles Tupper Bane for his supper, And reached for the Grand Trunk pie; But Sir Henry Tyler Smote his reviler And blackened Sir Charles' eye. The Drums March By. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, beer the drums march by; 'This is Decoration Day—hurry and be spry 1 Wheel 2130 to the window, girl; fling it open high! Crippled of the body now, and blinded of the eye, Sarah, let me listen whi'e the drums march by ! Plecox 'em; how they roll! I can feel 'ern in my soul. Bear the beat—beat- o' tho boots on the street. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, bear the drums dance by ! Blind as a bat, I can see 'em for all that; Old Colonel J., stately and gray, Biding slow and eolemn at the head of the column; 'There's Major L. sober now, and well; Dld Dengthly Bragg, still a -bearing of tho flag; There's old Strong, that I tented with so long; 'There's the whole crowd, hearty an' proud. Bey t boys, ea v 1 can't you glance up this way? Bere's an old comrade, crippled now, an' gray ! 'Plague o' these tears, and the moans in my ears! Part of a war is to suffer and to die, I must it still, and let tho drums march by. Part of a war is to suffer and to die -- Suffer and to die—suffer and to—Why, Df all the crowd I jus: yelled at so loud, There's hardly a one but is killed, dead and gone! Ali the old regiment, excepting only I, • /Marched out of eighu in the country of the night. That was a spectre band marched past so grand. All the old boys are a -tenting in the sky. Sarah, Sarah, Sarah, bear the drums moan by —Win Carleton, in June Harper. .1111sUltliG Mali. MATEER. New the lglish Roi.t Office Guards gtilnst tbe LOBS of Letters, Etc. In tile Engligh hmil seevioe the separate meat= of insulance a parcels sent by mail will home/wad on June let into the generel nyetento xegietration, For the twined regis• *ration ;Pee or 4 (wets compensation for loss • daniege tip to $25 noisy be secured, and by ari entre payment up to 12 cents the eismenzit to be reooverea may be increased lip to a sneximum of $125. For unreees- !bawd peolinges compensetion rip to e10 may ohtitheid without any fee if a certificate na bas been obtained, but for reg- istered loners and packeges a payment in hall for lose or clemage is to be followed in- stead a% the present proportionate Bye - tem. VVEISTLANG CORSETS, An American lef.a !that Tickles the Par- isian Fancy. sedl Farie in hingbing over the joke shout am American inveutor who is erect to have leateoted a corset that is to bring about the neign of morality at once. If one of these artaseles is pressed by a lover's arm it at moo mania a shriek like the whistle of a railway engine; end the inventor claiixis that he heat already married three of his .danghtees, owing to the publicity thug Outlet won a backward lover. dent the wito of Perin, carrying out the ,jolte to iie utrnose, profese to fear that soon the parlors will become flammable, owing no the elm ulten emee and continued whistling ael all the meets. English hpolling. Some compogitor, disgusted With the in. noneistenciee of English orthogrephy, hese bean et Ides pains to construet the follow, 1mo elithoreee travesty. Which appears in the Printer's Album. The ingenione reader -can lengthen it at hie own pleasure. Know W.011 kneed weight two bee tolled the weigh too dew eew A rigbt suite little buoy, the son of a vete kernel, with a rough around hle neck, dine up the rode as quiets as a dear. After theinets he stopped at a. gun houee and •wrtseg the belie. Hie tow hart hymn, and 210 knees:led wrest. He was two tired to sane bis fare, pail face. A feint mown of Ilene rower from his lipe. The mselo who herd the belle was about to pair a pare, but she through it downand n azi with awl her mile, for t fear her gueseed wood knot weight. But when she atm the little won, tiers stood in her ayes at the Bite. Ewe poor deer I Why dew you lye beer 2 Are yew dyeing 2" "Know," he said, " I am She beer hymn inn her arms, as she aught, to a rheum where he might be quiet, .gseveleires bred and meet, held a cent bottle ander/tie Immo, untide his choler, rapped 'hymn zip warmly, gave him a suite drachm Irma a viol, till at last he went fourth as hallen 6 young hoarse. Information Wanted. ;ridge Duffy—Why don't you work? Tramp --I can't afford to work. It's too =pensive. m Wby, how's these 2" Ton Bee if I work I soon become thirsty, and 1 have to drink beer, and the money I eget from work is not sufficient to pay for lite beer, so you see I have economics reasons for not welding." 8' Wile don't you drink water?" s' Water 1 What's that?"—Texas Siftings /A Libel on the Sex. Mousey's Weekly He—Firet a woman wanesa nusband. Shin -Yes. 1,10—Then oho wants him to get rioh. felne—Yera Be—Then She bee but one wieh left, and • at is for bine to die, She—Ob, no; she has still another wish, lie—What is it 2 Shre--She wants another htieband. /ft is noted in a telegram from Binning. Num•Alidennes, that the Presbyterian annanthly prayed for Vain last Taints:lay morning, and m the afternoon a copious ,shower fell, to the delight of the people. An imeenigrant girl with a nose nearly inflame long lauded in New York this week. She is stiffering from elephantietsie, • diverts:le which is 00M01011 tO tlae indigent .sosidents of tropical countries. TO 7PASTIO IN TOUR UAW. Estimated Quantities of Seed Required for the Spaces Given. Asperaeaw—One ounce produces 1,000 plants, and requires be 12 feet equare. Aeparesgus roote—One thoueand plants a bed 4 feet wide and 25 feet long. Englieh dwarf beane—One quart plants 100 to 150 feet of row. French dwarf beans—Oe quart plants 260 to 350 feet of row. Beane, pole, largo—One quart plants 100 Beans, pole, small—One quare plants 39 hills, or 250 feet of row. lieete—Ten pounde to the more; 1 ounce plants 150 feet of row. Broccoli and Kale—One ounce plants 2,500 testae, and requires 40 square feet of ground. Cabbage --Early sorts same as broo- ooli, and requires piste, equare feet of ground. Cauliflower—The Beene OB cabbage. Carrot—One canoe to 150 feet of row. Celery—One ounce gives 7,000 plente, and requires 8 feet of ground. Cuoureber—One ounce for 150 hills. Creee—One canoe sowe a bed 16 feet ;memo. Egg plant—One ounce gives 2,000 plants. Endive—One ounce gives 3,000 plants and requirea 80 feet of ground. Leek—One ounce gives 7,000 plants and requires eeed bed of 120 feet. Lettuce—One ounce gives 7,000 plants and requires seed bed ot 120 feet. ale/on—One ounce for 120 hills. neater:dem—One ounce sows 25 feet of row. Onion—One ounce sows 200 feet of row. Okra—One ounce sows 200 feet of row. Parsley- Oats ounce Bowe 200 feet of row. Parenip—One ounce sows 260 feet of row. Peppers—One ounce gives 2,500 plants. Peas --One quart eowe 120 feet row. Pumpkin-0Am ounce to 150 hills. Radieb—One ounce to 100 feet. Salsify—One ounce to 50 feet of raw. Spiretoh—One ounce to 250 feet of row. Sgaiteh—One ounce to 75 hills. Tomato—One ounce givee 2,500 plants, requiring, seed bed of 80 feet. l'arnip—One ounce to 2,000 feet. Watermelon—One ounce to 50 hills.— Field and Farm. Racing in a Mining Town. Suddenly there Was es great noise of shouting and hurrahing away up the street, and the crowd heaving and sepereting upon either side, on came a dozen halt.wila, begaded minere, fine, wiry, strapping fel- lows on foaming home, lashing them to the utmost and giving the piercing sosap- halloo of the Comenches I They suddenly halted in front of Winter's Hotel, and while the greeter number diemounted and tumult- uously entered the bar room for refresh. ment a few of the remainder mede them- selves conspicuous by acts of riming horse. meeiship—picking np knives from the ground white at full gealop, Indian -like whirling on tbe aides of their steeds, then up essnd off like the wiad, and, while ap- parently dealing into the surrounding crowd, suddenly reining in their harem; upon their haunches, and whirling them upon their hind legs, then without a stop deshing off as furiouely in the opposite direction. These few proved to be Doniphan'e wild riding, who even excelled the Mexicen caballeros in their teats of horsemanship. At last, all together ones more, they came sweeping down the street, apparently recklese of life and limb. AO they passed, the scurrying footmen cheered them on with great good nature. The crowd closed again and in a brief time everything was as rename as ever.— Front "4 Miner's Sunday in Coloma," intim Century for June. Facts in Short Order. The fly spider lays an egg as large as iteelf. Timm are 13,000 different kinds of post - ego stamps in the world. Teacher& sslaries in the United States annually amount to more than $60,000,000. The amount of gold in the world would fit in a room twenty.four feet each way. The ioumher of paeeengere carried by all the railroads in the world averages 6,500e 000 a day. To effect the reepystion of a imp 13,300 arteries, vessels, inane, bonen, valves, etc., are necessary. There are spiders no bigger than a grain of sand, which spin threads BO fine that it takes 4,000 of them to equal in magnitude a single hair. The higheet railroad bridge in the United Skates is the Kinzua viaduct on the Erie Road -305 feet high. It would take all the Lancashire cotton factories 400 years to epin a thread long enough to reach the nearest star at the present rate of production of about 155,- 600,000 miles per day. what a Thistle Did, A Sootohman living in Australia and visiting his native land carried back a thistle, the emblem oi Sootlend, as the reader is doubtless aware. A grand banquet was held in Melbourne by 200 Sootohmen, and the tie:title, in a huge vase ocoupied the place of bonor in the centre of the table. It was toasted end cheered, and the next shy it was planted in the public garden with a great deal of re- joicing. The thistle grew and thrived, and en due time its down was scattered by the winds; other thistles eprang frOM the seed, and their down was scattered, and in a few years the thistle had made itself thoroughly at home in all parts of Australia. It has rooted out the waive grasses on thonsande, I could almont say millions of mores of pasture land, destroyed sheep rims by the hundred and caused generel execration of the Scotchman who took so ranch pains to import the original. In a similar manner the watercress, the English sparrow, the common sweetbrier and other exotics have proved very trouble. prime and canoed immense lessee. Don't Listen. Don't listen to it, girls. It may be very amusing, it may cause you to laugh, but when you remember it afterward a blush will certainly come, not only over your face, bob it your heart. Listening to stories the wording and meaning of which are not nice ig the first step viscera making women coarse and vulgar, —Home Queen. What it Means. Bliffal0 Nem : The real question in all dem recent theological coneroversies has been as to the spelling of the word " church." The Preebyterian Assembly at Detroit decided yeaterdity that it should be evened with a capital CI. The vote wart overwhelmingly egainet Dr. Briggs. A woman tnedioal etudent at the Indiana College recently carried off two prizes Ana a gold Medal in a class with eeventeen other studente. One of the prizes wen for the best physical disonceie of the dimmes of children. Aunt Idabel — Why, Johnny, how *be eun hut tanned yon Johnny—No, it wasn't the snn that tanned 1110. It wan papa. .es Ws WORLD OF Pointe of Interest about the World's Industries. Chicago has 1,000 A.rabiane. 'Frisco has (lleinese coopers. The World's debt, 0150,000,000,000. Electric °ranee are increasing in nee. 'Frisco metal roofers won eight hotirs. Astor is the greatest real estate owner. Bohemia miners average 5132 a year. Gtorgia will ship melons by June 10th. Edietiurgh unions will go into politics. Detroit telephones cost 550 to 572 a year. A New York hotel rents for 5250,000 a year. London brewers atm& for 55.50 a week. Rochester has a co-operative clothing factory. A bridge at Vancouver will be 6,000 feet long. St. Louis carpenters won eight hours and 03,20. Great Britain has 50,000 women trade unioniets. German is taught in Milwaukee public schools. Minneapolis barbers won 5350 and nine Union furniture shops are increasing in New York. A lighthouse burner is equsl to 8,000,000 cendlee. Twentymix carpenters' unions wer formed last month. The strike hae cost the London Dockers' Union 573,000. Paris waiters want to be permitted to shave off their whiskers. Columbia (S. 0.) ladies are signing a paper not to shop after 6 p. m. A 105.year-old eoloreci woman works in a Marshalltown (Ga.) cotton field. Indianapolis has a home where poor working girle can get cheap board and lodging. Forty. six boilermakers' unions, including Canada, will be represented et the St. Patel convention. The Laundry Girls' Union of Indian - !Tolle is unionizing shove and will publish the names of union firms. The South will shortly supply the omen - try's lumber deinand, There are 3,500 saw -mills running there already. An electric swing suggested for the World's Fir will oarzy twenty-four people and awls:to a elzetenoe of 900 feet. A fine of 56 is imposed on members of the German Bake& Union, of San Fran. ciao°, caught smoking Chinese or non- union cigars. San Francisco Examiner : Two hundred years ago one zuan did two ruen's work with hie hands, and he worked twelve or fourteen hours a day. Now one roan does a hundred men's work with a maohine. Why should he not be let off with eight hours? For the Cure of Prickly Beat. In many persons the eruption known as prickly heat comes from the corrosive motion of the acid perspiration. It is worse whenever the clothing has an opportunity to rub the ekin. In cases of persons having delicate or thin skins ranch relief may often be obteined by applying a lather of soap and teeth.% it dry in. The soap is sufficiently alkaline in its nature to neutralize tho acid of the perspiration, and stop its corroding effect The amp used should be of the fined kind. As a rule, chafing is due to the same cause, &minim be cured by the treat- ment znentioned. 'Some persons find the use of soap much more beneficial and satis- factory than that of vaseline or oil of any kind. The ofi acts naerely as a lubricant, and to soothe the inflammation, The soap does the same, but also removes the cause of the trouble to a great extent. In apply- ing the soap to intents, extreme caution should be used. Only a email surface should be soaped until certain that no lea:Hone results follow. Some pereone gee relief from bathing with a weak solution of bicarbonate of eoda.—Herald of Health. Gutter journalism. Rochester Herald: Yet the press is too ready to meddle with the domestic affairs of the people, intruding its imperldrient inquiries into the ;sanctities of family life and laying • bare before the merciless, scoffing inspection of the public little differ- ences of omission and petty domestic con- trovereies which might never seriously interfere with the happiness of the parties concerned if it were not for the &ogre. • vation of such publicity. This has be- am° so common that many papers that on principle would condemn it fall into the habit almost unconecionely. Young news- paper men are led to believe it is a enate accomplishment of their oalling to probe into the private affairs of family life and the remits of their researches often cause considerable annoyance to their em- ployers as well as to those of whom they write. The knowledge of what really con. dial:des news, how to draw the line between what mould be made public and what should be suppreseed is an important qualification in every newspaper worker. Believed in Free Trade. Detroit Free Press: Harold—I muse go. Will you return my kiss. Reciprocity, you know. Ethel—That was Blaine's ides, was it not? Harold—Yes, love. Ethel— Then I must be a wicked little democrat, for I go in for free trade. Not the Right Man, Philadelphia Times: "How long have you been employed here, waiter ?" " About three years" "Oh, then, I maid hs.ve given my order to somebody else." Secured on Bargain Day. Puck Miss Lovering—But if you did not love him, why, ob, why, did you marry him? Lady Bankrupt—Well, my dear, he wae going at ouch a bargain I couldnIt resist 1 No verde. Rochester Herald: aid ram elope with him 2 Didn't her family like him? She —Yes ; but she didn't get her dress from Paris in time. One Drummond, a constable of Wooer rail, S. C., viaited Spartansburg, in the BNMEI State, the other day, and meeting a young lady, who was an old acquaintance, playfully pat a pair of handcuffs on her. lEle found he had lost the key and could not find one in town. The young lady's father was anxious to return home, but hie daugh- ter was fastened by iron bracelete. The constable prooured a flie, and, after about five hourefbard labor, which was lightened by a visit to the saloon every half hour, be secured a release. The Stationing Committee of the Mont, real Conference has been in session in Wall street, Brookville, eineti Thursday evening, closing on Saturday night. AWKWARD RCM SRAM'. iteiperk Woo Over -Confident and Lost /Us Stelae. An fiWkward,looking roan walked some- what timidly up to the hotel clerk and, asked if Amend Witherehee wee in hie morn, says the New york Teebune. "Armand Witherebee 2" replied the Wel clerk. "Don't know Jabal.' "Hasn't he a room here 2" asked the No.11 14 Net parlor D, on the mond floor 2" ho wiped, an he mopped big few with a hendkerohief and prodnoed $ cheque for 5100, papillae to "Armand Witherebee," drawn on the Fourth National Bank. "Did he tell you he lived here?" asked the clerk. "Yes," tatewered the man, "and he pro. =deed to be here at 7 p. m. sharp to payme the 540 he borrowed from me V "Been lending him money, eh?" "Why, yes; but he gave me good eeenr. ity. I wouldn't; lend money to a man I had only known for a few hours witinut good security. He gave me WEI cheque for el00." •" How much did you lend bine on it e" "Forty dollars." "The back was cloud and he had to get the money somewhere at once, to meet a pressing claim, eh ?" " Why, yen, thet was it exactly. Howdid you know itl" " Hear of them every day," replied the clerk, "and Ewe their victims." 1! Victime ?" " Yes, viotime. You're one of them." Howai that 2" 4You've been swindled." "Me eveindled 2" "Yee, you. Yon ought to know better than to lend money to menial acquaint- ances you may make in this great oity. Yon must learn to keep your (wee open and retla ,The newspepere. It's a pretty rank greenhorn that would be taken in by that old dodge." " I'll thank you not to mil me a green - hone sir," replied the man in an angry tone ; " I'm no fool, I esit tell you. I cam read ohmmeter in the face. Thin Mr. Withersbee struck me as an honese man, and I'm sure he'll come Imre to redeem his °insane." Bet yen he doesn't," said the clerk. " I'm not a betting IMMO," replied the other, " but I'm going to sit heze a while and wait for Mr. Withersbee." " All right," answered the clerk. " Sit down.a The rnan sat down and kept his epee steadily on the door for about half an hour. " Still think he's going to come, eh 2" saeered the clerk. Yes: I ain't going to abandon my faith in human nature yet. He'll come." " Bet you 510 he don't," eedd the clerk tantsliziugly. " 'Well, I'll risk it," replied the MOIL " Who'll hold the stakes 2" "The elevator boy," said the clerk. Two 510 bills were put up mon the man sat down to wait again. Brfore ten minutes hai elapsed, a man bustled in, and , went straight up to the oletk and threw down a mud, on which was engraved, "Armand Withersbee." " Has anybody been askieg for ma?" he said. Then without waiting for an answer he turneel about and let his eye fell on the men wbo had the °halm. With an exclamation of pleasure he sainted him, excused his lateness, produced 540 in crisp bills, handed them over, prooured hie cheque for 5100 and invited the lender to drink. • he clerk looked an in amazement, while the awkward men reached for the elevator boy, got ,the $20, declined to drink, took the arm of Mr. Witherebee and marched out with him triumphantly. As they pained out they had an indes. oribeble, but unmistakable air of centred - ship about them that made the clerk kick himself and exclaim angrily "Done again, by jiminy ! Pals, of course! I might have known it l" Breathing Exercise. Whatever will increase the bremthing capacity will improve the health, and the following exercise, if done properly, in the fresh sir, and with the clothing loosely worn so as to enable you to breathe deeply, is one of the best knwn to increase the interior size of the lung room. Hold head up, shoulders back, and chest out ; inflate the lungs slowly through the nose until they are brimful; hold until you have counted ten, without opening your lips; exhale quickly till your lunge are as nearly empty of the bad air as it is poesible to get them. Repeat same exercise, trsing to hold the lungs full while counting twenty. Try it again, and see if you can hold your breath half a minute. Finish up with three or four deep, long. drawn inspiration& One of the beet times for taking *hie exercise is when you are going to and from your work or studio. Hold your breath while walking ten steps, then twenty, eto. The advantage of being in the open sir and sunshine is that the air is fresher than is generally found in -doors. Take this medicine three times a day, either before or after meals. If taken after, it will be found to greatly help digestion. If this exercise should make you dizzy at first, take it in smaller doses, until your blood can stand the stimulation of its purifier. The daily praotioe of this out.door breething exercise has been known to in- crease the size of the ohest two inches in one month.—.R. Roberts. The !Torrid Thing! New York Herald: Belle—Do you know, a married man actually tried to flirt witk me last night Blanche—The horrid thing 1 What did you myth him? Belle—I told him his wife mud have been a chump to marry a man who couldn't flirt any better than he could. ••••••••,..,•••••••••• Something of a Feat. Rochester Herald : Mr. Goodun— Wasn't it quite a feat for the whale to swallow Jonah? Mr. Badnn—Yes ; but it was nothing to what many people do nonattaleys, Mr. Goodun—What is *hat? Mr. Sedan—They swallow the story. Not Much of a Toot for wince. Chicago Poet: The Prince of Wales is the grandfather of a little Fife—the smalleet thing in the line of a toot with which his name has ever beeaseenneoted. A movement has been started to °reds a monument in St. Giles' Cathedral, Bain. bnrgh, to the martyred Marquis of Argyll. About 21,000 has already been ettbscribed towards it. —Diekon's home, Gad's Hill Place, is a great object of interest to Americans in Louden. It is now the property of Francis Law Latham, and remains juet as it was when the novelist died. For & belt or girdle there is nothing cheaper or prettier than three yards of rib. bon spangled or embroidered, with tassels on the ends to :natal the opingleil. -e,meeneendinenteet tea \ \eistateasawat'Keta'ft vteitieteemeneeew , .1/11wkV.:41' ska for infants and Chtickarim 0111113111111112=1=1101Z Wataii/1/1.040010 cars eo e, C011 I Lr.e'CcoalitinraendiElitlx)asweirperiellatrPtotednut7PhilrescrdrelliPthatilont 43:z1.°01: e. 'eves risicrt. an 0411°4' —ovum dt• e is known name." H. A. Attcruza, M.D. . 11 , . i . 111 So. Oxford 8*., Brooklyn, N. Y. Witnu urious medication. Tam owes= CompAmv, 77 Murray Street, N. V, iiinet.inietentan Wein! inset eilieleatatierse terneo • The Fascination of the Boulevards. I shall always remerxibet one of the keenest eneoldione of my youth. I hed been obliged, owiag to ray &Wee at the time, to Wilde raped to the provinces, where I had remained almost two years, confined within C8 small town. The hour oune at lad for nee to return to Paris and once more to enter into ite poeseesion. Hardly had I deposited my erunk at the hotel, when I ran to the Madeleine and clam- bered on top of one of the omnibuses that ply along the line of the boutevaras to the Bastille. I had no bueneest at the Bastille, but I wae almost crazy with joy at breathing, during the drive, that perfume of Perieian life which arises so etrongly from the asphalt of the boulevard and the macedem of its roadway. It WAS evening, the gas jete (for electricity was yet unknown) spangled the darkness with yellow lights; the shops, all opened, shone brilliantly; the crowd was strolling up and down the wide sietewelk. It was not one of those eager, breathless crowds that eeena carried sway in a vortex of busi- ness, such as one sees in London ; it was composed of loungers who seemed to be walking about for their pleasure, who were cheering to the sight, and diffneed, as it were, a feeling of happiness in the air. From time to time the omnibus pasaed before a theatre, where long lines of peo- ple were already welting tor the opening of the box 03%00 ; everybody was enjoying himself and Itughing. As we descended toward the Bastille, the passeraby became less numerous, the groups less compeet, but there Mill re. maned the same air of happy animation. I do not know, but it seamed to me gust the very atmosphere was lighter, more luminous; it eparkled with youth and lite; I felt eubtile bateau oe gayety mounting to my brain, and / remember that I weld not refrain from olepping my hands, to the great scandal of my neighbors, who thought that I WOO 64 little mad. " Ah I how beitutifal it ie -the boulevard!" I ex- claimed, and I breathed atop draughts of that sir charged with joyous and spiritual eleotrioity.—Frorn " The Boulevards," by Francisque Sarcey in June Scribner. The Drake of Portland hae erected a monument of . grey granite in the deer for. est of Langwell, Coalman, on the spot where Sir John Rose died euddenly in Auguste 1888, while out deemstalking. Ache t who . hat for here. these SO ruat he i3ttiaftorails5ck EAD wankl, eitriA c itteS :3 toy Cantu 5.''• ‘'ionTirk;UTrliaT, is the bane of se neeey Iives that UM is svAisse we make our gmert boast. Ottr pars curt It While oilers dp not, nto take. Qua er tvi4) S unite a4,43.Maa's Lamm Levan PIUS arz and. vary oasr urtggl a dose. They are strictly vep and do nuA grille or purge, but by theit gentVa action plegse all whond themrn vitds al Si) cents.; lit* fbr 51. Sold everywhere, or sent by nutiL CARTER illiDirms co., new Wan. a1 11I Smil ir d Fee Is a dangerous condition directly due to depleted or impure blood. It should not be allowed to continue, as in its debility the system is especially liable to serious attacks of illness. It is re- markable how beneficial Hood's Sarsa- parilla is in this enervating state. Pos- sessing just those elements which the system needs and readily seizes, this medicine purifies the blood, and im- parts a feeling of strength and self-con- fidence. Hood's Sarsaparilla is the best remedy for that weakness which pre- vails at change of season, climate or life. arsaparilla "1 believe it is to the use of Hood's Sarsaparilla that I owe my present health. In the spring, I got so com- pletely run down I could not eat or sleep, and all the dreaded diseases of life seemed to have a mortgage on my system. I was obliged to abandon my work, and after seeking medical treat- ment and spending over $5o for different preparations, I found myself no better. Then my wife persuaded me to try a bottle of Hood's Sarsaparilla. Before the first bottle was gone I began to amend. I have now used two bottles and have gained 22 pounds. Can eat anything without it hurting me ; my dyspepsia and biliousness have gone. I never felt better in iny life." W. V. EuLows, Lincoln, Ill, akes t e A S2701F Early last spring I was very much run down, had nervous headache, felt miserable a,nd all that. I was very much benefited by Hood's Sarsaparilla and recommend it." Alen. J. M. TAY- LOR, 11a9 Euclid Ave., Cleveland, O. " I was very tnuch run down in health, had no strength and no inclination to do anything. • I have been taking Hood's Sarsaparilla and that tired feel- ing has left me, my appetite has re- turned, 1 inn like a new men." Cnomer- One', LATIIANI, North Columbus, Ohio. Solti by druggists. $1 six for 45. Prepared Only by C. 1. HOOD & CO., LovelI, Ulm 100 Doses One Dollar A pamph/et ot information and air. tract of the laws, showing Bottle Obtain Patents. Caveats. Trail Marks, Car/rights, sent yr dAdress MUNN, & CO. 61 Broluivrttp. New York._ Sal.taiggliMartn2al= Faith Cure Failed to Cure. The 13.year-old deughter of Mr. and Mrs. Fresek Drew'living near Bourbon, Ind., was it of yphisicl fever, and the father placed her under the cure of a physician, and every indionstion pointed to convalescence. After the fever was checked the father Wfd3 called away on business. Mrs. Drew la a firm believer in faith care, and afterthe departure of her husband the physician was diemissed ana her fellow proselytes called in, and prayers and songs took the place of the medicinal treatment. A viol of oil was poured on the little girl, and elle was told that all she had to do was to believe the was well and her restoration would follow. After two days of this treatment a relapse armee and she died. Women as Auctioneer,. I once saw an maritime conducted by a woman. It was at Vassar College, when a senior auctioned eft the old gowns, fur- niture, books end souvenirs of the outgoing °lase to the undergrsdnetes in a manner highly creditable as an imitation, and with a discrepanoy between the price and the intrinsic value of the goods to her clients' advantage wed& indicated that the young oollegien could find a brilliant future in the profeesion. When I mesa this incident 1 feel convinced that there is in the auction. room a great opening for women.—Kate Field's Washington, Mappy Man! 1 An eccentric genius in the North of Scotland, who lives in a house whioh he calls a castle, gave the following answer to the queries in the (ensue paper: Under the beading, " Dortmesio servants, lagers and visitors," he wrote : Phinty of mice and lots of rats, A nice young dog, mad two young cats. tinder the heeding of "age" was written : 1 will not swear that lam fifty, Though growing old and also thrifty. His castle he described as consisting of "ono room, one window, one door and thirty air holes." Happy man 1—N. 1". Scottish Atnerican. --,..--_ Sunday Reflections. New York Herald; A true friend is like the best steak—rare. The hardest headed man wan born with a soft spot. It is the unobetrepermas dog that sane. plait the most trousers. Never say what you think until you have thonght it several times. The man who takes the world easily will not find this victory of any particular benefit in overcoming the devil, Life is as uncertain as a penny -in. *ho. slot resolaine. Yon may get your tutti., frtitti and you may get left. —Rev. Sam. Jones says he oan etre Jay Gould's neuralgia, and the recipe is "for Mr. Gould to put 0120,000,000 into charity" snd wake up in the morning ready to crow, • —The Southern Baptists hope to entere, tain Rat,. Charles H. Spurgeon, of Eng4 land, at their annual convention in Atlanta next spring. They have been encouraged to believe that their invitation will be 'tempted. The holm In Edinburgh in which the deed of Union between Scotland and Engq land was eigned is being removed .to make room for a brarith of the National Bank. tenet" a,