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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Huron News-Record, 1885-08-19, Page 4NEWSPAPER LAWS Wo call tho special attention of Tost no*tera and snbaciihors to the following lynopsis of tho newspaper laws t— postmaster is required to give notice by L-wn'ER (mtuming a paper does not answer the law) when a subsci iber doesi not take bis paper out of the olliue, and-, state the reason for its< not being taken. Any neglect to do so makes the postmaster responsible to the publishers for payment. gi—If any poison orders his paper dis­ continued, he must pay $11 arrearages, or the publisher may continue to send it ; until’payment 4s made, ami collect the whole amount, whether it be taken from the. ollie© or not. There can bu no legal ’ diseontinuanee until’the payment is made. 3—Any person who takes a paper from the post-office, whether directed to his ' name or another, or whether lie has sub­ scribed or not, is responsible for tho pay, a subscriber orders his paper to be stopped at a certain time, and the publish- er continues to Send, it the subsei ibei' is bouijd to pay for it if he takes it out of the post-office. This proceeds upon the ground that a man must pay for what he uses, J F ' KEST'In the Division Court in Goderich At the November sitting a newspaper pub­ lisher sued for pay of paper. The defend­ ant objected paying on the ground that he had ordered a former proprietor of tho paper to discontinue it. The Juijgo held that -that was not a valid defence. The plaintiff, ’ the present proprietor, had no niiliee to discontinue and consequently *»nul<l <<allaet, although it was not denied -tiiat defendant had notified “former pro-’ Jirietor to discontinue. In any event defendant was bound to pay for the time he had received the paper ami until lie had paid all arrears, duo for subscription. OHURCH DIREUTORl. st. Paul H Ohuroii.-Services on Sunday at 11 k.m. tnd 7 p. in. Bible Glass. 10 mm. Sunday School. 2.30 p.m. Sorviyo on Wednesday, 8 p;-m Rhv. WtbWXM CaAio, B; 1)., Rector A-. nn And 7.00 p. tn. biibbnth SbTloSTTtt’ irtT Rkv. J. Grev, Pastor, Canada Presbyterian.—Services at 11 a.m. and 3.30 o. m. Sabbath School, 2.30 p. m. Rkv. AliKX) SrKWART, Pastor. Bible Christian.—Services at 10.30 a. in, and 5.30 p. tn Sabbath School, 2.80 p.m. Rkv. J. Khnxisr, Pastor. Baptist Church.—Service at 6.30 p. m. Sab bath School. 2.30 ». m. Rkv J. Gray. Pastor. wo stand- as much alike in figures never conceal anything from his own astwojieas.’ i ‘Well, what of that ?’ asked Charley, • as the Judge devoured his figure with little wife,’ returned the Judge, ‘that his large brown eyes, I ‘Don’t you see, my dearest friend, ( how you cam help me? Why, you I must lend me your dress suit so that I can hurry up and get married,’ the Judge said, impetuously. Wjiat could Mr. Held do? lie ‘ gave one last despairing glance,at his tall, fine figure in glass, and thought of the charming Bertha whom he as best man, was to Escort to the altar, Abts 1 he had contemplated this pleas-. ure for weeks, and now.,he was to he undressed like a naughty boy in the middle of the day. He was angry with himself that he had strutted be­ fore the glass and called th© J udge’s attention to the dress suit, but 6om© one had to suffer, evidently, and so Charley 'resigned his new clothes to his enraptured friend. It took Judge Winkler but a mom- went to j?lip into the dress suit, and soon he bad arrived at the church, escorted by the faithful Charley, who had donned the perforated morning coat and the despised trousers. Wjnkler was one ot the happiest of - meny and -GlHirley one of’ the saddest,.. _ as be walked up the aisle, with Bertha on his arm, at whom he dared not look for fear she would break off her engagement with him. At an hour later the newly married pair were in the cars steaming away for Greenland, where they were to pass their honeymoon, The Judge had dear wife.’ ‘And you must remember this, my a wife must never search her hus­ band's pockets? Tho young wife acknowledged ner fault. It shall never happen again,1 declared. ■ v Will she keeP her word? doubt it. A National Evil* There is ho quostion but that Dysjiepsia is tho national disease of our country, and when complicated with diseases of tlm Liver and Kid­ neys is tho cause of untold misery. Burdock Blood Bitters will almost in­ variably euro the worst case known. 852-2t she We Talmage on Cutes, ‘And .■TJE3CE1 HUHOW Huron Record, fl, ■~*r" {.AMALGAMATED; /“ Cluitoh, Wednesday, August W ^TORY-^EADERf. WANTED A DRESS SUIT- ‘ By J.u pi ter.! that • m iserable tailer . is enough to drive a-man crazy,’ Cried .Judge Henry Winkler, desperately:, not" knowing whether to curse or laugh. He .paced the room as he spoke like a caged artimal. Poor fellow 1 His anger was’not unreason­ able as he Btrode up and down .the limited space, his hair ckesaed and perfumed, and attired in shining patent leather boots, linen faultlessly 'ffffist^cease, timl we mtibt~not further ‘ dilate oti the. bridegroom’s apparel. Yes, Henry Winkler- was to be mar­ ried at 12 o’clock sharp to his adored Aurelia, in one of the most fashion­ able churches. Tlie tailor had prom ised him to deliver -his dress suit at his apartments at 10 o’clock, and now it was quite 11:30, and Mr. Win^Jir stood arrayed in* spotless white ’and there were no signs of a swailovvtail ahry where -1 -—-——------------------ ------- ‘Do you know what I would do?’ Y-en tuiied-ftn-offlcious-gnopmsinati,jy.lm_ r had cotne to escort the Judge to chui’ch. ‘I would just put on niy morning coat and start at once. I do believe this will be.the very best thing you can do just now.’ L ‘Bring me a hatful of last year’s hail, but pray do rmt, mention my inorning coat, nor put in a plea lor my trousers,’cried Winkler, laughing wildly. ‘One can see “the sunshine through my coat, aqd leaving out such- trifles as style and cut, my Fg2>_Ar5™Q91Y.^^au.diJiue-a8-icL-be‘-; totally indescribable. Man is.always a lauahable object ~whett her is~getting*-" married,, even at his best, but if I array myself as you suggest, I ani afraid that Aurelia would .$lty ’No' , instead of‘Yes’ when we meet at tlie., altar.’ . ‘But what is to be done ?’ urged the groomsman. ‘What dan we do ? It is getting late. Did you not say that the tailor said 10 o’clock? See, i't is 11:30,’ cried Charley Held nervously. ‘He certainty said 10 o’clock,’ the Judge answered, splmenly. •Well, suppose we send for your dress suit ?’ said Charley. . \Whnt are you dreaming of ?’ re-- turned the,Judge. ‘It would take rmore than an hour for any mesSanger to get' from here to the tailoris ishop:’- ‘You are right,’ saidUJiavley. ‘But tell me what’s your reason for order­ ing your wedding clothes so Intel They should have been here a week ago. Why were you so* foolish ?’ ‘I was foolish to trust to that poke of a tailor. I always put things off until the last moment, and now I art), being punished, 1 suppose/ and Hen­ ry Winkler threw himself into an armchair. ‘Look nt mv new dross suit,’ said Charley Held, smoothing his coat down in front of a long dressiftgiglass.' ‘Doesn’t’it fit me well?’ Oh, I iy.’s smarter than you, Judge, for my drees suit was ordered in good time' and sent- home n week ago. J bad it fnade expressly to wait on you. One may trust the apothecary, the boot- m a R er,- rim ITS ciTef hTtnselfoccrisFoil ally, but never—no, never—trust your tailor.’ , ‘Your lecture may ho very.amus­ ing,’groaned the Judge, ‘but it fails to help m© out of this muddle,’ Suddenly tlm Judge bounded up from tho arm-chair, grasped the as- astonished Charley by the shoulders, and looked at him fixedly, while he cried : '.‘But you can help nm if you will, old fellow. I see that you can bo of the greatest assistance to me in this, the most threatening moment of my existence.* ‘HHtbswfered'th’0 surprised friend) . bribed..the.guard tn^hreJuRLa Sepwij.^Lyl^Q.JMi^i^ii ate carriage? die had .thrown off his overcoat and sat with his arms around his wife, pressing her tightly against Charley Held’s dress coat. ‘My dear husband, did you not as­ sure. me^that yau never smoked ?’ th© newly--wedded spouse demanded. ‘You are certainly rig'it, my little 'dariing? the"Judge replied, ‘I never smoke,’ a •' ‘Well, what is. tliat in your coat .pocket?' the girl asked, slnilirig.’ ‘It’s nothing but rny.'jiote book,' the Judge answered. . ■ ‘A not©" book; indeed,’ cried Mrs. "Winkler. ‘I will bet anything it is a cigar case,’ About half, a minute’ later 'the young wife had thrust her nimble fingers into her huspand’s pocket and bad.drawn.out a real, true cigar- case—alfe’mbroidered arid perfumed) and bearing’on its back this inscrip*-; tion ; ' ‘To niy dearest-.’ Casting an angry and astonished look at her husband, Mrs. .Winkler* saij : - ‘What made you'dehy the.fact that you* snq^ied“?-^Did-yoftu-thiriieFwould" be displeased ? But -tell me,’ she ’ added in a ©hanged voice,, ‘who em« ■ broidered this, case for you ?’ . ’ ‘Now I.ani in T^nwltcaniWtftthe Judge thought to himself, and bxiigh- ed nervously,-at.which his wife seenr ed to-regard him witivniore’dlspleas- ure: . . ■ ‘This cigaycase, belongs to a friend of mine,’, he stnmihered.. ‘This-is a pretty tale,’ cried Mrs. Winkler, as she drew out of the card.. Case -a perfumed/, pink-hued .note, folded in...a lovers^- knot.. The cars lifer left the train that lie m-ight pro­ cure some-fruit for liis bride. ' Whije the J udge was absent his wife utilized his absence by perusing the note which ended with ‘Your always loving ■ Bertha? .- »?. ... .5 This capped the climax’, . Here she was on her wedding tour, ju4t begin/ ning. life with a, man who could -de-' 7celve .Iter, so shamefully.•’ She was almos’t .mad ‘with anger, and-pain, •When Judge Winkler- returned with the lunch his wife, would .not speak ToTmnf"“"SrfefifadHakeh' another'seaf ■-aiTd'Te'f'us’ecTeycriWTo’dlrath i'ra ;ri~As the train approached a second stop- .ping place, Judge .Winkler, almost beside Himself, exclaimed :■ ‘Aurelia, you must listen —you1 muBFahswei*- me.!' ’Speak arid, let me bear how I have had the misfortune to offend.my soul’s idol.-’ ;( ’ Aurelia seated herself opposite her husband. She looked him straight in the eyes arid said : ‘I intend to- leave you at/the next station? • , Text: ‘Revelation xxi. 21 the twelve gates were twelvejaearls? Oh, the gate, the gate 1 It strikes an infinite charm through everyone I'liat passes it. - One step this side that gate an i we are paupers. One step the other side that gate and we are kings. The pilgrim of earth going through sees in the one huge pearl all his earthly tears in crystal. Oh,, gate of light I gate of -pearl ! gate of heaven ! For orir weary souls at last swing open. Heaven is not a doll place, a contracted place, a stupiff, place. ‘I saw the twelve gates, and they were twehe pearls? "" ’ , In the riecond place I want you to count the number of those gates. Imperial packsand lofty manors are apt to have ^ne expensive gateway and the others are ordinary; but look around at these entrances to heaven admit this is rather bard on.sharp sectarians. Hero • is a bigoted Presbyterian who brings’’bis West-, minster Assembly catechism, and lie makes a gateway out of that, and be- says to the world : ‘You go through there or gtay.out? And Imre is a bigoted—member- -of-the--:~Reformed Church, and he makes a gateway out of the Heidelberg catechism, and be • says : ‘Yon go through there or stay out? Anil liere is a bigoted Methodist, and lie plaids two posts ai/dhesays: ‘Now, you crowd in between these two posts or stay out.’c And. here is it bigote.d Episcopalian, who says : ‘Here' is a liturgy out of which I . mean to make a galeT go through it or stay out? And here is u bigoted Baptist, who says ‘Here is a water grite; you go through that ■ or you must stay out? And so d'h in all our churches and in all our denominations there are men who niake one gate’ for themselves arid then demand that the whole world go through it. I abhor this con- ■jtrac’tetiitefs in religious, views. Oh, smali-souled man, when did Hod -gtyri—you—tlie—contr-acte-for. inalunjif5 gates ? I Jell you plainly that I will not go m at that gate. I will go in at . -' • ? ._?^N¥ ON-riOIt THE-'BWRLVE ' gates 1 choose. Here is a man who says :' ‘I cari more easily and closely approach my God through a prayer bouk? I say ! ‘My -.brother, then use the prayer book? , Here is a inan who says : .‘I believe., there is only one mode of baptism, and that is immersion? Then I say: ‘Let me plunge you ’ ..Anyhow, I say, away with the gate of rough panel and rotten posts ami_rusted latcli; "wjrerP^Tere" a ——■ A minister the other Sunday morn- mg had -preached a very long parched, sermon on the creation of man, and one little girl in the congregation was utterly worn out. After the service she said to her mother-^-'Mumma, were we all made of.dust?' Certain- ly, jnychild? ‘The preacher too?’ •Of course. Why doyou think he was not -made like the rest of us ?’ ‘Oh, because he is so" awiul dry. X don't see how the Creator could make him stick together,’. Don’t be Deceived. Beware of any druggist who will t.iy to induce you to take an., thing in place of McOtogi r it I’arke's Carbolic cerate. It is a marvel otlmal-, ing for Sores, Cuts, Burns, etc. No family should be without ic. It has no equal. 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His wile bravely attempted-to rescue hitfTand’ narrowly escaped injury by'the time­ ly interference of a do^. •Low’s Sulphur Soap should Le found with every toilet/' It is cleans-1 ing and healing. 350 4t ‘Never marry a widower,’ said the Qld lady; ‘a ready made family is like “a plate of cold potatoes.’ ‘Oli, I’ll soon warm them;’ re^ili^d the damse',. ,...-. .‘Gr^LAIm^aLl^ -dp not mean iwhat you say. Tell me, I im- -plore-y-oi-tjr-w-hate-has- happenedy-gtnd■ how L have ' offended you,’ Judge Wihkley cried, now^thoroughly as­ tonished. ' ■ ‘I -shall leave yoiTUrid .return to myip.arents in Berlin,; thetyoTHTg-wife siyd.burs.ting into tears. ... ’ ‘ What for ? Whft-ln$£ J^duffeT” asked flie'bewffbered Judge1. . ’ .‘You are a by procrite, a traitor, fi .fiend. You have broken your-poor wife’s heart and mti.de a miserable woman out of a trusting bride,’ the girl cried, weeping bitterly. ‘My dear girl, calm yourself—tell me wliut is the matter. Only speak, I..beg you,1 said the Judge,.trying* calm her excitement^ / . ‘Dearest ldye—: he began,/. -*1 am-nottyrith—d’gatest love,’ cried , Aurelia. ‘It is your ‘always loving Bertha’ whois yohr dearest love, you vile wrptch I’ ‘But I have no ‘always loving Ber tha,’ echoed the^Iydge. ‘You must wflVeiTOyt then 1 criecl* letter rind let me go,’ she said, handing him the., rose colored note. The Judge glanced at th© ,pote, and, laughing wildly, he struck his forehead with his liabd. ‘I see it all now,’ Ho cried, of course,.came out of the ci and the cigar Ci Charley’s pocket. I have commenced our married life wrong by.concealing sometliing frora you, which perhaps 1 should have acknowledged (it tire beginning. That wretch of.a tailor failed to send my wedding clothes home m. time* My packed trunk had been sent to the cabs, and an old torn suit Was all I had iri my roonxs* This is (JhaiTey’s coat; tho cigar-case is Charley’s; and the over loving ‘Bertha’ is also Uhnrloy-s-‘-lhapk Heaven,’ ‘Thon, my dear husband, I ttm your only love ?' demanded Mrs. Winkler, smiling through hey tears. ‘You certainty Judge declared. Aurelia kissed be crafty, Auret^S^^r^7-fi'. <1 wish, indeed, p should be (leaf to your viliany Aurelia, ‘Here, take your loV' they are twelye pearls. .The fact is that a greatmaiiy -of the churches in. this day are being doctrined to death.'• They have been trying for ' thirty years to. find out all about* God’s decrees, and they waiffr to , know who are’ elected* to- be saved and who are reprobated to be damn, ed; „ and. they are keeping ori dis cussing: that subject when there are miilibu's-.oftsoulri-wiio-need* to have ’ the truth put sfraigli’t at them, tnaK unless they .repent .they will biff damned.-. • They sit counting, the -wirirbertiiftteethfinH'he^jaAwbone^witrit -which—they are to slay the Philis tines when they, ought to ‘be Wield ing skilfully the weapon. 'They sit on the beach and see a vessel, going fq pieces in the ,oflirig, and instead. • f getting into a boat- and pulling" ^wuy for che wreck,they sit'discussing the ■ different styles of ^.oarlocks- ’ God intended* Us us'to know sortie . things and intended us riot to know others. I have heard scores' of ■ sermons explanatory of God’s de crees,. but caimt'a-way more perplexed’ "TfiarWIwnTT^m^^^^gfffF^resu TT of such discjissiGt) is a great fog. . Here are two) truths which are) to conquer the world : ‘ Man, a si-ii- • ner; Christ a saviour,, Any-m-an_ wh,o adopts those two theories- in bis .religious beliet" shiill have my-rigfft- .hand* in warlii grip of Christian- brotherhodd.' ■ 'Tlie,Sea Captain and tlie “yicry Untamed.”.__ . ■ A-NASAL, INJECTOR free •with each bottle of .Shiloh’s Catarrh Rem-’ ed.v-, Price 50 cents. -Sold by' j? H. Combe. 336-1 y to ‘This, ■gar-case, le came out of My, darling wife, are,’ the happy the cigar case as I ILLUtTH ATI^) ‘ < HieWRY,\ . 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Also, for mauy Other diseases. Complete restoration to health, vigor ■’Wfl’wWft‘nWod;;’gmrra-ffteedr^$13^/isk is incurred. Illustrated pamphlet, with full .infornjation, terras, etc., mailed fre< by addressing Voltaic Bek Co,, Marshall, Mich, 3l8y-c343 The proprietor of a weaving mill near Manchester, noticing that the ventilation’ was imperfect, put in a fan. worked. A>yji£eiiinj^ye^i’4j.n d .was. staggered when his operatives de­ manded an increase of wages, on the ground that in the better air their appetites grew heartier, and hence it cost them more tolive than when the ventilation was pootf. A*Compromise has been arrived at, under which the obnoxious fan is only run a part of the time. After the close of the lesson and during the Review last Sunday, a su­ perintendent? was asking the school questions relating to the lessons, which treated Upon brotherly kind-" ness. Superintendent—‘What does ’ tli© lesson tell us About'?’ ’School— ‘B ro the r 1 y k i n d n ess\ S u p e l'ln te n: I - ent—‘Ah, that’s gqod.\Now, doesn't this lesson teach us tnkt we should be kind and good, and love our ene­ mies ?’ School.—‘Yes sir? 'Superin- . tendent—*‘Now then, Willie?priinting ..to a .boy about ten years old, ‘suppose you were playing, -marbles, and\n- othey boy should come up and try jo take them from you, what would .Voir- do?’ Willie, rising to his feet in view of the entire congregation—‘By jinks ! ffir punch him in ,the eye, that's what L‘d do 1 • , ' ’ ,‘Guid save us, Wul!, what made’ .you put yon’ sixpence v»i’ a hole in’t in th’ -plate th’ day . for?’ ‘Jist bes 'cause I couldna p.ut th’-hole in with­ out the sixpence*-’.' A BARGAIN KO CENTS RH Jvapound.wv —o—0— The Best ever offered. Tn this vicinity for the’money. 0> ■’ T1IE REAL GEQ. H; THAYER, of Bourbon’,Ind., says : “Both myself’ and wife owe -our lives to >SIUL<)II'S .CONSUMPTION- CURE.” Sold by J. H-. Comber —336;-ly ” ' A Sensation, An unparalleled -sensation is being created all over Ontario by the vtojiderhil and • unequalled lnaimorin vylneh N'uiifalg'ia, Toothache, Rheuma­ tism, Backache, Headache, is removed by but one application of Fluid Lightning. No offensive, disgusting drugs .need be taken for days. It is an instant cure. Try a 25u. hottie from, your drug­ gist... • . 3oQ-4t « . Also, General GROCERIES, equally cheap. FLOUR AND FEED always on-hand. - THOS. STATORV. TO MERCHANTS: How to Sell Goods ——TALK TO-—- . - ? ■ One .fine, summer evening, a short- time, ago,’there came down through tlie loh’ety little village ol-Alliunton, in Berwickshire.', -a respectoble look^ mair t-blin was guid for ’im.’. It was the breadth of the roud'iiu’d not tho length that seemed to .annoy him most-. Ho was somewhat of a wag, arid noticing.an old man standing at his-door viewing him,’called put;— ‘It's1- very -frosty, friend!’ ity.eing • him for a moment, the old man pa‘w-‘ Icily reiharkfe'd ‘It‘s gey like it^ye seem to ha‘e gotten a nip.' •# Always Required—a good Cathaf- <tic -medicine. National I ills' will foot disappoint yom 350-4t ■’ J ^.mbeh' prefer colored servants to feWn-ite»onesy<ilbn.iteyouyijWT,srBv?i-*M2i,S7*' B'.-^-‘,Weilf-reallyj Mrs.4Lyitdepends •upon, the color, you know, T cen t endure green'ones.’ -? . Don’t .fill the system with quinine fin the effort to prevent or.cure Fever and Ague* Ayer’s Ague Cure is a fur more ;potent preuentiye. and remeity,. ■ with the advantage oi leaving in the body no poisons to prpduce. dizziness, : deafness, headache,- ail’d other ’ disor­ ders. The proprietors warrant it. \ all the girls your way?.’ Are you as sweet on that Miss Jones as you used to-be/Z’ ^Oh/ n.ol. I ye .left that off some.Time? ‘Hiid a quarrel ?’ ‘No..' Married her last .month? ^*^.iySJYX>U?Al2\DE.-miserable by.In-: digestion,'. Constipation, ° Dizziness, Lohs of Appetite, . Yellow ’Skin? Shiloh’s Vitalizer is a positive/cure. Sold by.J. II..Comb©. . 336-ly,-,e.o.w A good story is told of an aid ‘ake captain wlm keeps a little hotel in a northern village on the lake ’sliore celebrated for its sands. HHs wife was very anxious to have^a horse, ail rihimal jn which the old man .took but littlei interests, but-tlie old ltidy filially wdu bar point, and .gat Jmr. horse.. The steed was of a playful disposition, arid' used, q.n the least, provocation, to tear madly along tin? shore, and succeeded in .theold’lftdy several times, the captain; who Trad never drivim .the animal, volunteered to break him off bis Vicious habit.; so, getting an- .ot Ik r old ‘salt’ to aid him, he procur­ ed a kedg. attachexl, FaSteuui I i i. the anchor into thi fiery untamed1 ‘spilling” At lust anchor with a stout, line ig the end of the around the axle, and putting phaeton, the 1” was hartHtysed, and* the two men went for a/Irive along the slier spied some th ex dashed-off wi(,h frightlul vivacity.' Tim cfiptait) dropped the rdins, and ^ummotind all hands to** let go* the ‘■{aueh.or?’ The anchor was let go,, aiid-cmught firmly in the sand tfitauspi cling quadruped* pranced joyoualy along until he got to the end of the rope, ami paused—paused so suddenly that the phaeton was demolished, and the two men shot up into the air like a coifplo of sky rockets, coming down in a fearEuITy dilapidate 1 ccn-Ution. 7 „ Sobji-lhe vicious animal ig which gave him an use to run a wav, and imwiniliatolv The Da. tow’s I’.UJASANT WORM SVftlM* Iff a safe end reliable worm remedy for all worms afflicting children or adults, &>0-2t Wnnx a imnsoN is weak and faint, or''fatigued'and exhausted, there is nothing so refreshing and reviving ns FOR DYSPEPSIA and Liver C pili nt, you have a printed guaran on'.eyery bottle ol Hiilph’s Vitalizer It never fails to cure.' Soil by’J. II. Combe. ■ .'* 326 ly. ATTENTION! FARMERS’ • *V McUQRMIC i< W*MINI)ERS, RBAI’ELIS, MOWERS, ■ SEED DRILLS, ElOKSE RaKES PLOWS, ’©r0il RS7 . EVC., ETU., Aud’all Implements used on a farm, Us Good us the Best, and us Cheap as.the Cheapest, at- B. WEII IM1NA5MENT W A REROOM S, . ----B-MANUTACTUKER of— OARRSAGES, WAGONS, ’&C . . "'Corner of Huron.ahd Orange Streets, CLINTON. The Improved Timpkin Buggy a specialty* Fn Durability, Lightness find Appearance equalled by no other. • All the latest improved vehicles.keet constantly on band.' FIRST-CLASS BLACKSMITH in connection. Best material and workmanship in, all branches. ■ ALt W03K WABRANTEft. - ■' PRICES- REASONABLE. (JSriiepairing arid.Repainting Promptly Attended to. ■J wap1?eb I WALL PAPER The timejfor House-Cleaning is near. All wanting Hall, Parlor, Dining r-Room, or Bed- ■ Rooni' Papers,. ' • will find the ' . : . : • Best and Latest Patterns -IN..............................;.................. iSjS( BMflOSr iff p r FRIEZES, ORfHCES SO PfiKELS, FILLERS, SC. Tlio Bazaar Fashion’ Books .for 1883 are ou t and can be baAfor-nathlng... Call and geo the papers aud get a Book M THAT II AC KI IQ ( Ol.G i can be so ’. qufclsly cure t‘” y. >Tll61i s Cuvis \V<r "giiaTfflitriC 1 . S >ld bv J.H. (k>inbe-.u335 A Scotch Iadyjnvited on elder iri; the Et'g.e Chu rch. .to, haves 11 p pet; yi11ff Jier/aniripieM^frelOriS^J^tOriigii' veal was placed On the table. .Alter "some frantic erdeavars tq cut it, and in which the elder’s plate landed on his knees, the lady, said 1—‘Ye aye said there wts spmetliirig'.to be thank­ ful for ill every thing ;.H jalonse y.e ■ wud be at a loss 'to'fin something to. be thabkfu’ for in. that veal?' -‘Not ’at a’.’ he responded, cheerfully, stop-’ ping to breathe; ‘I wis.just thinking boo gratefu’’ we should be that we’ met it when it whs young? _A jlcarty Eeidorsciiicnt. ' Thff’pooplo. the press and the pro- . fcsslou all heartily endorse the merits _qf.B.UKdaskB10QLlB.it.tors.as.the .best. Blood and Liver regulator ahdpurify ing tonic nbW in use* ’852-25 • - ■ ' ■ ’,. ■#> -. ~ Teacher—‘Novy, young ladies, we come to-tli.e subject in moral philoso-4’ Phy -known generally as. ‘the kiss.’ Miss Rubyliim, if a young man should attempt to kiss you, liow would you aot ?’ Miss Rubylips—‘‘I should act on the defensive—giv fight as possible, and render.’ Teacher—‘V give- him so much, trouble? Rubylips—'.................. ciative- „S.Weeder the. victfiry ve him as much J eventualjy su'r Why would you Miss To-make him moi'eappre- Th.e fiercer the' battle’ the I reeman’s Worm Powders are Safe, sure and speedy to- remove worms froEn children or adults., 350-4 The following.is part of a friondW. •Cfack that took place the other, di® between two Old. Scotch' worthies’ named’Jock and Sandy Jock (turn-' ing.the. conversation £o" the present political situation) -Man, Handy, this 16 an awftT mess Mr. Gladstone has got into. Did yon hear aboot it? Sandy (.who is no't so much of a poli­ tician as a wag)—Oh, ay, I think 1 did hear something aboot it. . Jock - A’ it’s a' aboot the wbu3key and the beer, Sandy.-- Dae ye t?ll me sae, Jock? Man, wha wad.ha’e thought that-sic a man o’ high principle wad ever tald.whuskey, far less beer; but it has aye been the-case that clever ■men aye spile themselves by gaun ower faur on the drink. “Suddf.n Cows*”—Ab tho com­ mencement of a cold, tiiko a teaspoon* fill of Petry Davis'’ Pain-Killer in a little milk and sugar, and the cure is more sudden than the cold. ’ ? Tho East Durham Conservatives have nominated II, A, Ward, mayor of Port Hope, as their candidate in tho election to fill the vacancy in tho IIouso of Commons, cansod by-tho death of Colonel Williams. A Wise Vrecixitf ioai. During tho Summer rind*Fall people Are liable to sudden attack/! of bowel complaints, and with no prompt re­ medy or medical aid at hand, life may bo in danger, -Those whoso ox- porienco has given them wisdom, al- Fowler’s Extract of One Sunday’ morning a party of .Paisley, weavers, whose-wives ’were ‘down the. water’ for the season, were ' anxious to get across from Gbnvock j -to- DtiiiopriT. ?Deeming- it .iup.rofana=_ tidn, however, to engage an oared ;.[> I W2-y5om pl oyilL a .friend to negotiate \vith,'tiie captain f. ^of.the Kotlmsay steamer ’ ‘to-cdst oirt him/as he was gaun that way at ony -fate?—‘ButwiraPs-t-fifr-tnoraldiiler ence, pray,’’.'asked the -negotiator, • ‘between, being rowed over with oars and-towed by a steamer ?? .‘Differ­ ence! There’s a hantie o’ difference ’between rowing by-tbivpovveFO—manp wha matin answer for. what he .does; and twa writefwbeels pu‘ing us ; in other words, gin y.e wad hae us to be mair particular, a steam engine's ho ! a moral being, it‘s no’ an accountable ■ agent? '. ' -; ‘A 'migisti’ate- of Edinburgh, Con­ temporary with ‘Lang Sandy Wood,’ the eminent physician, planned how to get froiii him a prescription with­ out a fee. Taking -advantage of a custodi of the time, he inyited Sandy to,take bis meridian with hirnj in a ‘change house’near the Cross. Qver the wine he gaVe’ a long account of bis ailments, to which' Wood listened in grim silence, and at last put the direct question:—‘Doctor, whii't do you think ! should talc’?’ ‘Tak’l’ ex- claithed Sandy, ‘why, if ,ye‘re as ill as ye say,'‘I think-ye should tak’ ad­ vice.’ • • • ' ’There is no ..more whble^S.ine or.de- •dacicms-fruit on -earth -tli-m the Wild Strawberry, and there is no more of-; foctual remedy for Cholera, Dysent­ ery, Cramps and other,simiilmr com­ plaints of infinite or adults, than Dr. Fowler’s Extracts of. Wild 'Straw­ berry. * 852-2b ■■ •' ' ■■?■?'/■ •.J ’ GODERICH. Jtr’lie Sells Cheaper than any oneon top of the Earth. . • Having-the utmost cbnftloncc io its Superiority over all others, and alter thousands of tests of the most complicated mid severest -cases wejeoukb find, we feel justified in offering to forfeit'-Uiie. Tiioiisand Hollars for itpy case fit Uotiglis', eokls, sorutluuat/.iililuenza, hoarseness, brdnchitis,'con< sumption, in.its early stages," .WJux'tping Cough,' luidiifl diseases of too throat aiid -ltmgs, axeupt Asthma, forwliieli we only claim relier, that.we .can’t cure with West’s Cough Syrup, wlion taken .according- to directions.' Sample bottles. 25 and 50 edits; large bottles one dollar. Genuine wrap-, pers only in blue. Sold by all druggists,'or sent' by express on receipt of price. JOHN U. WES C &UO., s-iie proprietors, 8L and S3 King street Ji., Toronto Ont. J. H.,Combe) agent, Clinton. 31-1 . . VICTORS A .BLOCK,-' —-:__o——o—-----: . ■■ Having purchased-a Urge stock of . At Greatly ;Beduced~Pnc.esT •dm prepared to sell LOWER THAN THS LOWES'^ •-SriiLOH S CtTRE wiWiihmecliately. Group, vyhpopiiig Coughj ahd Bronchitis, ’Sold by J. it. Combe, ■ 336-ly . ------;______________________________— ‘Do ven see that shaft T1 said a deck hand on board 11 Steamer at Goderich. ‘You notice it is ;boly> about eighteen in cl 1 e,ri above 'th© deck, Jin d,.passen want to get abaft or ioYwiird of it. The other day a fellow Cdi.ne aboard at Cleveland. He seemed to be awful­ ly tried, arid when the boat was well under way he saw the shaft, and did riot soetn to riotic.e that U was re­ volving. ‘Here, Jim,’ lie said, ‘lot us sit down,’’and he satMown on the shaft with his pipe in his mouth and liis face toward the stern. Of course the shaft carried him over and landed him on his back. He Was greatly surprised, arid, getting on his ’feet, he looked steadily at the shrift for a minute, and then said tq his friend: ‘I got up on the wrong side# didn't I, Jim ?’ . Then he tried to sit down with his face toward the bow,'but the shaft wouldn't let him, It butted' him off.and threw him’' forward. At last he said very angrily: ‘Tarnation, niftte, haven't von got a "seat aboard that won't kick T Oil The Rise. “Leaves have thmr time to fall, says the poet, but Wild Strawborry leaves are on tho, rise just now, bo- 'ng~* imtiluod in (such onormqus quantities in making Dr* Fowler’s .Extract of Wild Strawberry—the in- fa^ibltf -roinetty for Cholera Morbus, Diarrhoea and other Smnmor Com- plainta, IttcClMffDr’s speedy <hti*e: It Is popitlMly admitted everywhere that Me Gfeaor’ftspeedy enrols the attest, nt->st reliable and bv far the cheapest remedy lor Coristip '.thm, ) ’ 'MvorOjmpl.ihit.IfmixesfbwJnipni’d Blood, Loss ■< of Appetite, Mid all similar IfnuWet. It is hot ■■■iMMMiiUikMmJfaktoaLnuniLiLv before any ro« ; '.ro p'icii'-tdI to t ko. Contaiii.tlio.ir own ■ t • • e. Th it, ,P'* fri, Hiiro, mid effectual ........ "t worms in Children or Adult* ili ill t'LzI .00 tail ieh order to- accompanied ...... . . ..; . ’____' written guarantee to refund the money if case of She, In. cannot ion the ie.v are iltisfac- hlng- 30 ®5OO REWARD! E Will pay"the jf Complaint, D, llgostlon.-Constipat Hire with West’s Vei lirectionS tiro strictl nirely Vegetable, lit ion. Sugar Coated. '’Luff3*S g.s oc;=3M tovia, Dizziness, Convulsions, Fib Neuralgia, Ilotulaclic, Ncrvbus I’ caused by tire iiso of alcohol Wakefulness, Mental Doptwi ing of the Brain resulting jii i leading to rnisoiy, decay and ln.atui’o Old Age, Barrenhess, L in oithor sox, Involuntary Losses and Spor inataiThooa caused by ovoi brain, self-al.iuso or over-in box contains one inohtb’sti a box, or six boxes for $5.00, prepaid on receipt of price. •We Guarantee Six To cure any case. With < coived by us tor six boxes, .... - ...... with $5.00,‘wo will send the purchaser our i ' ’’ tho troa-tniout does not allcct-a cure, Gitarantoos issued only by JolfN 0, West isCo./OI and 83 King-st,E., Toronto, Ont. J H. Combo, agent, Clinton, , 814-ly Both Lightabd Heavy, Rouble arjd Single, at GREATLY'REDUCED PRICES. ’ Trunks & Valises awxdown. Baby Carriages in great variety. 15,000 B i West of England, Scotch and Foreign Suitings ~ & Trouserings, English <S French Worsteds. SMITH, THE CLOTHIER, Goiivric.h, bus a splendidly assorted stock of new Spring nnd Summer Goods. Ordered and’ Ready-ma du Suhs at the lowest prices ever heiml_pf—fiione but the best of trimmings, used, and pcrfieCli fits guaranteed. "A full line of CENTS’ FURNISHINGS always in stock. Call and see, it will pay you. ABRAHAM SKITH, Ths Square. G-ODBBICH, O3STT. .... .............i•0-------0— T. COOPER & SON, G-BQGEBS. New Season’s Teas from 15 to 75c. per Pound. Chase & Sanborn’s COFFEE a specialty, all grades and Prices. Christie, Brown, & Co’s Biscuits. HAMS, BREAKEAST BACON, ETC. Large and Complete Stock of China, New Crockery," Glassware, &o. • Good$ promptly delivered, Call and examine our store, which is th© —LARGEST AND .NEATEST GROCERY IN TOWN------ T. COOPER & SON. iffl CANTELON BROS., General Grocers and -Produce Merchants, RACEY’S OLD STAND, ALBERT STREET, CLINTON. Choice, Fresh Family Groceries ■ • . CONSTANTLY IN S^’OCK. TEAS—EXTRA VALUE. Farm Produce taken at Highest Price.