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Whec1 aeltnnv Ottrvos the DueIt.
We all loclt on With anxious eyes
NV1111'",IncY carYeal the duck.
And mother almost always Bighe
When Johnny carveS the clack.
Ailion all et us prepare to riSe,
And hold our bibs before our eYCIlle
,And be prepared for Houle surprise—
When ,folmoY CarVe8 tho duck.
lie braCOS uP and, grabs a fork
Whoue'or ho (larvae a duck,
And won't allow a s ml to talk
Until he's carved the duck
The fork is jabbed into the sides,
Across the broast the Italie he slides,
While everY careful person bides
Prom flying chips of duck.
Tim platter's always sure to slip
When d ohnoy carves a duel,c,
And how it makes the dishes skip
Potatoes fly amll,k I
The squash and cabbage leap in space,
Vi1e get sone gravy in (Mr face,
Aud Johnny mutters Hindoo grace
Whene'er he carves a duck.
We then have learned to walk around
The dining -room and pluck
From off the window-sids and walls
Our share of Johnny's duck ;
While Johnny growls and blows and jaws,
And swears tlie knife was tull of flaws,
And motherjeers o,t him because
He couldn't carve a duck.
—E. V. Wright.
THE Milk DOHA.
With its °areas—almost prophetic--
meoentrioM I reclalied the last Persienpoero
which I had translated for my professor in
Florence. The argument was all that I
remembered, bat in it I monied. to 800 my-
relf and to receive a vague eaggestion for
the future. 1 was this :
"Prone upon the sand extended,
Shadows witla a t-hadow blended ;
Hidden in a deep recess
Of Persia's prodden wilderness
Fiercely at the far west lying,
Flashed the day, in crimson dying,
Zoroaster's altar -dress
Pervading Per.ia's wilderness.
" And the nary crimson lining,
On the elt,fiert's silver alining
Left the shadow's deep impress ;
Phantom et the wilderness 1
(Ons from Ishmael descended,
,Vith. his knee to Allah blended)
And his cry of deep dlettess
A.woke the tleepiug wilderness.
Facing then tho fiery shading
Prom the east, in darkness fading,
Thus, to 91.ecca,, to address
His prayer, in Persia's wilderness:
Nununi IBIsh ki wulhanadalil
Pleaded low the Persian mandl,h.
' Thou, and thou alone, comet bless
Thy power pervades the wilderness.'
The prayer returned in blessing;
And, the prostrate form addressing,
Spoke au angel 1—nothing less:
0 Pilgrim a the wilderness
By the grace of 411ah, bending
From His throne of light,and sending
Succor, lo foc thy distress
I come to tread thy wilderness.
Look about thee and discover
That for which, tby bondage over,
Thou wast erst in eagerness
To probe the prodden wilderness.'
" He turned to obey, but in dismay
He beheld the angel grow old and gray
And to the desert, drearily
Stretching h.fore him, wearily
Turn to the pilgrim's prodden way.
" Bismillah For me thou shalt not be
Aged and old and gray 1 ' cried he.
• Allah forbid it 1 I will not boast
Salvation purchased at such cost';
Why should my crime bo laid to thee ?'
'"Thy crime shall be dead,' the angel said
'As,dieth the day in you gloaming, red.
But God nor man can blessing bring
Without vicarious suffering-
-The joy that suffers in other's stead.'
Naught have I done, immortal one,
That my curse from me to thee ehould run.'
" It was thy importunity,
God pities weak humanity ;
Loving all life beneath the sun.
'Tis aJtah alone who doth atone.
Rusol41.0115la I Beyond him is none
Can suffer in our equity
And uuto him be guaranty,
To His for Him thy thanks be shown.
Arrest thy rage. He doth engage
Thy curse, for tea year% to ateaUge ;
And thou shalt no, in charity
One deed of such great rarity
A8 blote a crime from Blemory's page.
When it is done and ransom won,
Haste to the desert aud I will run,
The joyful message carrying,
To Bina who know,' no tarrying
To pardon a pen ,tent, pleading one."
'leant day I wrote to my father's bankers,
requesting them eo order the disposal of
,everything belongiug to me and to forward
the proceeds at the earliest posseible
moment. Then I waited. The slim was
ledger the.0 I had hoped for and in itself it
' we've me °omega. It was accompanied,
however, by a very ouriona letter that wee
f all of yeene saggeetione, from which it
yeas may oisoover that my old friends in
Florence held no suspioion whatever thett I
heed been in an abnorrnel etate and were
.not only chagrined and astounded in the
teeneforrnetion that had taken place in me,
deer my father's death, bat were seriously
°Vended, too, over the brutal defiance I had
exhtbited ; but I did not write again to
gather farther information or offer any
further explanation. I kilew of no apology
kr what I had been, and was eager that
the dead peat should haeten to bury its
dead out of the way of what I hoped to be.
The principal question which aroee was for
the future. Where could I go? Should it
Rio beck to Italy? No. To Germany? No.
Remain itt Parie ? No. What then?
Why, my dear freed, that is the answer to
the question which you asked me at the
ontset, and whioh started me off upon this
Meg egotietioal ramble. Theo, indeed, is
how and why 1 came to America.
Life without a charm, love without a
hope, determination without an ambition,
et past without pride and a femme without
pedraise, all came, as boon companions,
with me. The rest yoa remember; that
is, I take it for granted that you do. How
rfirst taught drawing and then tho lan-
guages, and then obtained a professorship
en your grand univereity. You know how
newly friends 1 found in that generous con.
Tgnity of charity for all, making Wine
d'sort bloseone with roses, and malice for
none, robbing the roses of their thorns.
My only disappointment was in my Mare
to do, in ()herby, some deed which I might
fondly fancy tended toward atonement;
' for I met with so math of preoisely what I
tabula have bestowed upon others that 1
found myself only imperfectly able to
return kindnees with kindness.
You remember when Mina made her first
wend triumph in America, how you went
With the theonge that gathered to hear her
Sing, and how you joined be them ovations
and wondered thee I, so fond of music
Vituld let anything oall me away from the
oity while she wee there. Now you under
Mend, it was bemuse I knew at last my
atter Unworthiness and dared not to risk
gametal accident that raigbt have brought
ug face to faoe. The love was still in my
heart, you sae, as dominant as ever, but it
had changed from that &misdeed selfishnese
to a timid bat allmbeorbing devotion.
eilviicet Mina's scorn had only angered me,
but at lase I had reached a state where I
knew that it rebuke from her would kill me;
eend 1 mold not rest in the city until I know
that the Wee gone,
The next date that olio came to Ameriee
you remember I was blind. I no longer
reared that I might see her. The injury
Whiele I hail done to my eyee in Florence,
and the ineult added in Pere, had reached
the fulnese ot retributive jamice 10 depriv-
woe jut ten years since I had turned into
the new onty, ond, in the Mesa deprivation
had joy t kVAin the dielmeern that
elurn g that Crag,1 had made eorne little
pregrees be the weymf doing better. Upon
waleing in the morning to realize that I wee
blind, 1 did not turn at onoe M torment
myself, with ray own misery, as before, but
to me astonielaneent, began to set in order
many thiuge about it which Beamed to me
to eall for gratitude ; for the sakeof the
friends about me I was glad that there was
no apparent (Mange ie my eyes, BO tar se
the world awn them, and for myself I was
inexpreesibly grateful that it had not mune
ten years earlier, in Paris ; then
when I had so heartily abused thet which
I once posseesed, what meson could I urge
why I should not now patiently endure the
lose of that which I had once abused?
0 EIAP TER XXI.
vie nommen
Leonorede curse wee satisfied. For the
first time end the last I bad looked into
the eyes I loved, over her lifeless b coast. A
thorny path had been the one which I had
followed to see the satire°. My day had
dawned in darkneee, and, verily, my mono
ing light fell upon a cloud and not on rne.
Yes'withal, into my darkness there stole
the brightness of the shining of a claim,
peaceful morning It was not the rapturous
triumph of egotism. which I had $o ear-
nestly sought. It was not the dazzling
triumpbent morning 'Which my eantation
had minted, but the still, soft reflection of
the Bayer lining of the cloud, falling in
mercy upon a penitent it, mokatoth and
ashes, enviably bending to the rod th et
emote him, kiming the gentle hand of Fate
that had allowed him ten years for some.
thing a little bitter than that whioh he had
evolved for lairneelf, up to the time when he
touched the hem of Mina's garment.
Thanks to the kindness of friends I found
myself in the delightf al home upon the
Hudson. I have never seen the "Rhino
without a citadel of tyranny," but as I
hear its murmur from my veranda, I seem
to know it as an old friend, for I recall the
vivid pictures whioh my father painted for
me, wish his pen, long years ago, when he
was wandering upon ite banks. And, for-
tunately, though I possessed sufficient
means to support myself with moderate
monomy, it hes not proved necessary for
me to live an utterly uselem life. Tbenks
to my father, I yet had the talent of an
education, and, to utilize it, found some
young men whose ambitions led them
higher than poverty allowed them to aspire,
and for tlaem I opened a free evening school,
fitting them for college. This soon so far
outgrew ite limits thet through the day I
found myself conduoting a real private
school of languages.
It was e suggestive thought, omenionelly
coming into my night, that this capacity,
without whioh my life would now be such
an utter blank, where instead it has been
filled with pleaeure, was the only acquisi-
tion which I had not armed, and the only
good thing which I had received, tor which
I had Sited to find any abnormal adaptto
tion to the aim of my one ambition.
Ere long it was absolutely necessary thet
I have an assietant, and I had hardly
realized the need when, providentially, a
colleague was secured for me, poseeseing
all the requirements for the peculiar poen
tion. He was a German youth of superior
eduostion and remarkable ability, and at
once he grew so much into my life, as well
as my labor, that I wondered how I had
ever succeeded without him. Though
young, he was skilled in all the modern
languages, and was more apt than 1 in im.
parting them, to that he soon relieved me
entirely in that department, while, in our
hours of rest, he was so mach e companion
and friend as well that, in time, I foand
myself almost kneeling at a confessionel
while we convereed.
It was the first time in my life that I had
ever experienced the delight of whispering
life's sentiments and sorrows to a synapa.
there ear. Perhaps I might wieely have
heterd an admonitory whisper saying: "Go
bury thy sorrow, the world has it share.
Go bury it deeply. Go hide it with care."
Bat I thought of the German proverb:
" Durch Erfahrung wird mann Mug," and
hoped that my experience might be for my
young friend the wisdom which my father's
would have been for nee had I given my
thoughts to his warnings. Here it would
have ended had not my colleague beguiled
me with ehrewd 5nd marching questions,
delicately hidden in susceptible excuses,
till, unwittingly, I was led deeper and
deeper in the confessing, till, at last, every.
thing was minimised. Iv came about more
in the way of discussion than as at an open
confessional, and we argued warmly some-
times over the variona motives and lack of
motives; first end amend causes and extent
of responsibility; having what my cone.
panion would laughingly cell an hour at
metaphy MOB when the pupils left us to be
oar own teachers.
I protested that my own life was being
made too much the text book, but my nol-
league only laughed and asid :
"That is quite as it should be, Professor,
for it is a book 'whioh you can read.'
I remarked, too, that the ground which
he took in arguing was always one to pal-
liate ray errors aid find plausible excuses
therefor. Laughing again, he said :
" We never see ourselves as others see us.
Sometimes it is for better ; sometimes it is
for worse. We may have the right of it, 1
suppose, and equally well we may have the
wrong. For yeare, as you say, Professor,
you had yourself very much better than
you really were I wonder if it be not
possible that, in the reaction, you are now
far enough the other way to melte ap in all
feir average."
Well, it was thus that I told my story,
and this it is, just as I am sending it to you
now; for, unseen by my blind eyes, while
I told it my colleague was transcribing it
word for word, as he drew from me the
story of my life.
It was while this was going on that we
discussed the errors and weaknesses, which
today I so bitterly regret, and I gained a
much clearer understanding of myself,
whioh would very greatly aid me—if I were
to live my life over.
We are coming to the end," 1 seed, one
day," and I am hoping that you will permit
it, that your life shalebe the 'next volume
for aa to Study. We shall have a happier
time of it, I am mire, my friend, for it
Mande without saying, it eounde in your
very voice, that we shall have sunshine
inetead of Monde to discos, and after my
night we shall the better appreciate your
morning,
"When We have done with this volume,
premed to the lout chapter, Yeti feettud—
CHAPTER XXII.
TUE TABT OgarrEn.
"—You, found the* yott were blind. How
did you think of it ? "
'1 It seemed to me more of a juet reward
thanwhat We unjustly cell a puniehment,"
I replied. 11 And my chief regret is fillet I
have eo poorly eameeded in anything more
than repaying kindneee with kinuness ;
doing so little as casting bread upon the
waters, so little loving as God loves."
" To what end "he asked.
" That to me (end to her, I suppom, if
she ehould ever know of it) it might be a
guaranty that my desire eet least was to do
better."
"Do you know the effeot of every aat,
coneidered by divine enemy, so well that
yon can say to a certainity that you hem
failed ? " he &eked.
" Surely," I replied," OXIO kuowe much
if not all instinotive revelation and reflex
action."
" What then," he setked, "ie your
criterion 2 "
" The coneciousnesa of personal sacrifice
and the heart's appreciable benefit," I
responded promptly.
',there was a carious solemnity in the
full, roh voice that, without further com-
ment, repeated
" Have we not prophesied in Thy name,
and in Thy name oast out demons and in
Thy name done many wonderful worka ? ' "
" Yon are right," I said, smiling. " You
leave the Master's authority when you
depreciate a confindence in that oriterion,
110 far as the soul's here after faith is con-
sidered; but what, for instance, amnia you
suggeet ae an established criterion for him
who longs for something of that consolation
here?"
Again the full, melodious voice replied :
" • Inasmuch as ye have done it unto one
of the least of these.' "
" That," I replied with a deep sigh, 11 is
the gentle criteron estebliehed by the
ineffable love of the Most High. God grant
nee mercy upon a judgment more charitable
than I could judge. I think you are bring-
ing too maoh,of the hereafter as an element
in the here. When, for myself, I cannot,
how shell I venture to ask of another mem
tel to look at me trough the eyes of the
Almighty ? "
" It needs not the Infinite, Professor.
The very finite mind can easily realize that
to err is but e human weakness. Who has
not erred ? " he' asked.
" To forgive is a divine compassion," I
replied. " And when I have been so
egregiously human is there any justice in
my thinking that she should be divine 2 "
There was a moment's pause, followed by
five words of sack strange complication
that they startled me: " Her God has for.
given you ? "
It did not appear as an interrogetion, bat
tee as the shadow of a thought, falling
aceidentally upon the tongue, without
intention, and equally without ooneideration
I replied:
" Unworthy as I am I surely trust with
all my soul Must her GOO has forgiven me."
Again a moment's pewee, and again that
gentle voice pronounced the startling
enquiry " Is she greater than her God? '
I could not see my companion's face, but
I knew that the soul of sympathy was in it
and was not angry ; but feeling that we
had carried the disoueeion too far, I re.
plied
"11 I could feel, some day, only that she
saw in the past, in my waywardnese, some.
thing, after all, of the imperfect love I bore
her, that she were willing to find such
exonees es you have found, deem fribeid ;
that when she thought et me elle realied
that, at the least, I had tried to do better;
that sbe knew bow bitterly I regret that so
often and so much my thoughts have
wronged her; if I could feel this, dear
friend, I should be happy. I should peones
infinitely more of forgiveness than I min
ever hope for or deserve."
His Marring comment was:
"Who knows bat love may still abide
with her 2 "
"Love 1" I exclaimed. "Love in her
heart for me? Dear friend, how soon you
have forgotten all that I have told you of
myself. Love overcoming snob abhorrence?
Love for a blind men
"1 am thinking more of what you have
told me about her," my friend replied,
speaking very elowly. "You have not re-
presented her as beiog less than human,
that she should so persist in condemnation.
I do not believe that she is cruel. Forgive
me, Professor, I am speaking from my
heark. Such sentimente as were provoked
by yesterday to be drawn into today
would simply be diabolical. I oan better
believe that, even now, ehe is tormented,
yes, more them you have been, with
thoughts that she has been in the wrong.
Nay, Prolessor, let me speak, for it is in
myheart. What if she realized she had
erred? What if as bitterly as yon, and as
earneetly she longed to be forgiven ? I will
epeak it, Professor; it his grown and
grown upon me. You shall not interrupt
me until I am done, for you are doing her
to.day a great iojastice. You are wrong.
beg her to think that she oannot forgive.
Nay, I oan almost believe, at this moment,
the,t she is thinking thet after her oraelty
to yoto though that, too, was meant in
love, it is you, instea,d,who cannot forgive.
Pardon me, Professor; in my earnestness
I forgot to be respectful ; but I believe
that she is right; I believe that
she has °aired her austerity too
far. I believe at this moment she would
gladly come to you and tell you of her
penitence, with team in her eyes acknow-
ledge she had blundered, that when she
might have opened her arms to yore, as her
longing heart had urged her, she had mis-
judged you end driven you farther into
wrong. Oh, I wish I could open your
heart to understand it so. Perhaps she
might do it. If she were to make some
very groat saorifice ; if she were to give up all
the world to be with you now, to try to
prove to you her love and her sorrow, and
if, upon her knees, she should plead with
you and tell you how blank and empty waa
the world to her, till you forgave her and
took her to your heart 'main, as the only
loving, longing hope of all her life—Think
of it—Profertsor ! I tell you it is possible.
Think of it. Could you not, would you
not believe her 2 "
you shall choose the next &wording to your
pleasure," he replied. "11 you with to dia.
ones my life, why—yea, there will be ann.
thine ; but no morning atm shines the whole
day. The sword of Demoales, unaeen,
Menge over many a sovereign ot sunshine.
The skeleton, unnoticed, Mends in Me closet
behind the chair of enemy a host, of smiles.
Too lose an investigation may out that
hair and unbolt the door, but there hi no
need of shakirtg the skeleton prematurely.
Sufficient unto the dime you know, Pro-
feSSet, aild we have yet the pleasantest
part of the present volume left to us. 1.
tiflenr0 you that it has been to mo interest-
ing, euggestive, instruotive and, why, I min
berate say whet it has not been to me.
ing tedi of the p0 wee to dietinguieh riot color Mo neve at least shout before ennest, and How strangely my life had woven AMU
r a, e
father, my friend, in thinking of me mnet
think of the Lorelei. For a moment I
thought that my heart had borne me back
to Ropperd, and forgot that it was ray
companion who was singing, unoonsolouely,
as his tlaoughts of me wove therneelves
about the song of the Lorelei. He had
never mug before, but, (Wen in that pimple
strain, there was the force of a rich, melo-
dious voice that thrilled me, alinopt as
when Mine hacl sung it upon the Arno. I
would not ask him to sing louder, for he
could not sing it so !meetly if be were con.
mime, but rising, softly, I approached hien
needing no, guiding hand if the Lorelei led
me on. I had almost remained the window
when he began the last verse and a eudden
pang of regret allot from my heart. In the
strange joy that had filled me with that
singing 1 had not thought of the little trill
at the end ; the rest might be almost as
sweet au Mina could have eung it, bat that
trill was more than all the song to me. 1
could have stopped him, bat each note
breathed so much of it warra heartni
sympathy, that, for his love for me, I
thought it were better that I should suffer
than that he should know bow his song had
calmed me pair), and thne I stood in eilencie
as each clear note fell—a sad, sweet
memory of the Lest, the tinforgotten :
" glaube die Wellen verechlingen
Am Enda Schiffer und Kahn;
Una dos hat roit ihrem Singen
Die Lorelei gethan,"
Boppard 1 Florence 1 Thet trill I
"Mine 1 My Mina 1" I cried, epring.
ing forward. And two arms wound tenderly
ebout my neck, end a loving whisper tell
upon my ear:
" Yes, Cabo! Pily Carlo 1 Mine s here ;
not to forgive, Cere, but to be forgiven.
Only believe me 1 Only take me to your
heart again "
And this is what, with her singing, my
Lorelei has done.
What then? Why, for you, too, God
grant it, out of the night into the morning.
PRE END.
Peabody Dwellings.
The late George Peebody'e gift of
52,500,000 to provide dwellings and lodg-
ing.houses for the poor of London bee now
grown, by tne addition of rents and in-
terest, to a total of e5,117,230, while the
land and buildings under the oare of the
trust are valued at $6,169,225 more. Up
to the end of last year there had been
5,071 dwellings furmshed to the &Almon
and laboring poor of London. The dwell.
inge are not in et group, but are scattered
over the city, having been placed where
they were likely to do the most good.
Vital statistics show that this plan hen
contribated to the health as well as to the
comfort of the poor, and at the same time
has enabled them to retain their self.
respect and independence.
Ridicule.
We may satirize error, but we must cam -
passionate the erring; and this we must
always teach by example to children, not
only in whet we Bey of others before them,
bat in our treatment of themeelvec. We
should never use ridicule toward them
except when it is evidently so good-natured
that its epirit cannot be mistaken, says the
New York Ledger. The agony whioh a
sensitive child feels on being held up before
others as en object of ridicule, even for a
trifling error, a miatake or peculiarity, is
not soon forgotten, or easily forgiven.
When we wish, therefore, to excite oontri-
tion for a serious fault, ridicule should
never be employed, as the feelinge raised
are opposed to self-reproaele.
"Dear friend," I replied after a moment's
pause, almost choking with emotion. "No,
I should not believe it, even if Mina her-
self should say to me that ehe was cruel or
wrong. Your kind heart is too full of
syramethy for what I am to approiate what
I have been."
He had nothing more to say, and we eat
it little longer in silence. Then I heard his
step eta he crossed the room, and I new
that he wee standing by the open window.
Ire it ennaet yet ? " asked. But he
made no reply. He was thinking too
deeply; thinking of my sorrow. I could
hear him sigh but nothing more, till gorily,
like the distant warble of a bird when one
must breathe lightly to listen, and ha sure
that it is it bird, there came from the
window it quivering note aria another of
that deer eta song of which we had been
talking :
"Ich wbiss Matt, wen sell es bedetiten,
Dan icle so Mamie bin
Sweet Revenge.
A bachelor tradesmen who has just died
in Hamburg adopted a novel method of
revenging himself on the woman 'who once
jilted him. In his will he left her legacy
of 12,000 =irks, but also indited the fol.
lowing letter, which he ordered to be
handed to the lady, who is now a widow,
with the money: "Madam,—Some thirty
puma ago I was a suitor for your hand in
marriage. You refused my offer, and as a
consegmence my days have been passed in
peace Isnd quietness. Now I requite your
goodness."
Boon or Never,
Boston Courier Balfinch—Hello, old
fellow; I haven't seen you for it long time;
let me congratulate you.
Jenks—Congratnlate me?
Bull:inch—Yes I hear you're married.
Jenke—Well, ;hat was eix weeks ago.
Bulfinoh—But At's not too late, is it, to
congratulate you on it?
Jenks --Well, you jest take my advice,
and when you congratulate a man on get.
ting married, do it within two weeks or not
at all.
&dofrombone, but day from eigletlt 1 em eager for whet fir to Settle, Let lee and 0 t 01 thee hong till Mina ray
itt
Good Readin'.
Savannah (Ga.) News: The advertiser
gets more for his money now than form
erly, because the greater attractions of the
newspapers increase the number of news-
paper readers, and, besides, the newspapers
are read more thoroughly now than ever
before. The advertising columns are an
interesting feature of well-conduoted news•
papers, and are read about as generally as
the news columns.
A Sensitive Tenant.
Indignant Landlord—If you don't pay
up, out yon go. I'll have you fired right
out into the street, bag and baggage. You
haven't paid a cent in six months.
Delinquent Tenant—Don't do that. I'll
be disgraced in the eyes of the neighbore.
Rather than have you fire me ont, " I'd
stand year raising the rent from $20 to $30
a month.
She Had to Do it.
Mrs. Nambernine of Chic:Ago—Whet
You have accepted that New York dude?
How could you do such a thing
Miss Numbernine—Well, what could I
say? If I hadn't he would have boycotted
the fair.
Jaysharp (a ransiord entiensiast)--Who
is your favorite composer, Mr. Gazley ?
Gazley—Well, Dr. Choker composes me,
sooner than any other minieter I ever
lietened to.
The MoEfale Bill, which prohiblis the
wearing of tights on the stage and 'oome els
the wearing of at least a short akirt, has
mimed the Minnesota Senate.
Rose Coghlan is playing "Peg Wofdii7-
eon" at the Fourteenth Street Theatre.
She will be succeeded next week by Joseph
ildorphy in "The Kerry Gow."
—He—So Jack isn't devoted to Kate any
more. Did they fight? She—Fes; they
had an engagement.
Ned Buntline is said to have once earned
11.1,500 in six weeks by hard writing. Sir
Walter Soott received $40,000 for " Wood -
Mock," ehe work of three roonthe.
McKee Rankin has been playing The
Canticle" at NibloM.
There is a stoat matron who haft added
to her .height by e, plain prim:teem which ie
rnade to quite tench the floor. The only
fulmar; in the front of the waist, which
is brought to one side with an ornament,
the opening being on the left side and
invieible, The fit over the hip is partook,
the only Movement neeeseary to theekirt
being givea by the bulk plaite.
"SIGS oOrdlETIel NOT," mell Stain
Au, Old Gentleman with Whom cupid le
not Gealtug
j01113 Moo:a is en old baohelor of Oshawa,
but he is the centre of attraotion at the
Rossin UOUGO to•day. The members of
the 14egislature sink into insignifiosnoe
compared with him, and it is a matter of
queetion if the advent of the Prince of
Wales would mote a greater ffenstetion.
lIe has hired the whole fine fist of the
Rossin bedrooms, parlon, waiting -rooms,
corridors, and all for the girl who will
never come. He advertised for a wife in
the Chicago and Buffalo paporm and got a
reply from an alleged young woman Mating
Mutt she would be at the Union Station
some day this week, end he wee to meet
her. The moet pathetic figure in the
Union station is this old man with hie big
Mende in white kid gloves end a calla lily
which some wag pinned his lapel—
standing grueling at every women who gete
off the train, expositing the.t one of them
will throw her arena round his neok. With
the quick instinct of women, although he
halt only been here five days, every girl
from King etreet to the Union station.
knowe him, and the peeking and grinning
behind half -drawn curtains would fill a
lake. He meet e every train wearing a $6
overcoat, it donar hat and white gloves, and
he goes home every night hoping for the
best to•morrow.—Toronto Telegram.
Lovely Duchess and Lovely Dress.
At the drawing -room held at Dublin
Castle a short time ago, the lovely young
Daohese of Leinster wore an exquisite
Gaiusborough dress, adapted with remark -
Ole ertistio OM and taste to her figure,
height and wonderful complexion. The
bang murk train was of pale -blue silk of
the richest and softeet texture, edged all
round with a ruche of crepe in the same
pale, refined ehtele. This train was feet
ened on at the elmaldere, curved plume of
the bine being brought round under the
arms, edged with Di HMO frill of white
silk muslin'the two pieces meeting on the
bottom and held together by a very large
turquoise. From the shoulders the train
hung sheer away from tite figure, the dress
beneath falling in straight, harmonious
lines to her feet. It was made of white
silk muslin caught up in folds at one side
with & long ostrich feather in pale blue.
Two olnetere of similar feathers, very long
and of great beauty, trimmed the train.
Yet another feather was pieced on one
shoulder. In the hair, above a diemond
coronet, rose it single blue feather, the top
of it curling over, es though anxious to
look down intci the beautiful faoe beneath.
The ornaments worn with this were tur-
quoises and diemonds.
A DN
ust uisance.
What an enemy dust is to the good ap.
pearanoe at a woman 1 Wrinkles are
badly acoentuated by it. There is noth•
ing like steaming the face for keeping the
skin in good condition and thus getting out
the grime which clouds every complexion
not daily submerged in soap and hot
water. Duet is the rain of the freehnese of
complexion and is most injurione to the hair
and hurtful to the general vigor. Daring
the cold weather hot water ts especially
beneficial lee the skin, pertioularly if
softened by borax, and if some soothing
lotion is directly need after it. There is
everything in the nee of water for the skin,
as bathing is worth all the medicines in the
world always, of course, when the system
is premiered for it. Like the taking of
etimnlante, tbere is the use and abuse of
the bath, and as many ere injured it
benefited by the indesoriminate bathing,
whereas at proper intervals hot water will
be Mond io war with pimples on the face
effectually, but draughts and oold air
afterwards must be avoided, just as in the
washing of the head, or neuralgia will pat
in a claim or cense new wrinkles that will
make all prior ones insignificant.
7 he Gambling Episode.
The Prinoe of Wales, who eeeme totally
unable to rid himself of hie painful and
harassing oough, he,s been greatlyannoyed
by a cartoon recently published in the Piper
o' Dundee, a local print that has bounded
into notoriety by its daring skit on the
" Baccarat Boy." It is said that several
copies of the edition have been intercepted
in transit through the poet, and if the
statement be Arne it would be interesting
to learn by what authority, and at whose
inetanoe, this step was taken. The Duke
of Cambridge, at the Queen's exprese de.
sire, has delayed hie journey home from
Cannes for it few days so as to be able to
communicate personalfy with Her Majesty
on the vexed and vexing question of the
gambling scandal. fle will, however, be
baok at Gloucester House by the end of
the present weEk.—Truth.
Shakspeare Very Much Revised.
Buffalo Nows : Stage Menager—Of
coarse, Mr. Sullivan, it doesn't make the
elightest difference and the bloomin' audi-
ence oan wait ; but you'll pardon me if I
kind of euggest, as it were, that it's your
(MO
John L. (Romeo) —Is Jule on th' bel -
cony ?
Stege Manager—She's been there 10
minutes.
John L.—All right. I'm in it. Call time.
Charming Belle.
Chicago Eferald : May --Belle Van Leer
would have been a martyr in the Dark
Ages.
Stella --Whet makes you think eo ?
May—Why, you know, when she found
that George Bond had loet all his money
she said: If I marry him people will say
I am it philanthropist, and I cannot and
will not be ostentatious. So I shell give
him up, though it break my heart!"
An Appropriate Costume.
Puck: "What was the idea of dressing
the little page at the Revere wedding like it
Western desperado?"
" Oh, he was to hold up the train, you
know!"
What Barnum Did.
Montreal Gazette: Barnum gathered it
fortune of five million dollars with his
13110W, Barnum advertised.
Beggar—Can you help a poor men who
lost three fingers in a railroad smash-up?
Advertising Manager—Well, if you want to
advertise for the fingers we won't make any
°Whf lerc)orgeeteI0
. a r tyou,Ps°rP*hat reason ifut 37' anyoar I e te eI:ne anyona
should °lunge your religion? Widow—
Certainly it ie. Do you suppose I want to
meet him in the next world after what I've
gone through in this ?
At the trial Saturday of the Parnellites
charged with having dinturbecl a mo.
Carthyite meeting, three priests, who Were
among the large number of persons
arrested at Carrioloon.Shannon on Friday
for refuting to appear as Crown witheesee,
were compelled to go on the witness Bean&
Two of the prisoners affirmed their intim
cermet but pleaded guilty in order to free
the prieete, and were bound to keep the
vice for one year. The ether ptmoner
Waa dititherged.
OHRISTIANITY D BOOIEVY.
Nen Who Reap Where The', Nave
Not Sown.
male lielimienow lieetOPOSE.m.
The following is it eynopets of a lecture
remently delivered. by Mr W. A. Douglen,
of Toronto, before ehe Young Been'a Clbris-
tam Association et Barliagion ;
Christianity towhee the principleir
amording to which wealth should be divided.
Hoonomioe teaches the cornet method or
applying these prinoiplee. It has been
memo:lea that if we could make every man
right then society would neoesearily be
right. Herein Hee a fated error. An engine
is etnnething more than it mere aggregation
of parts. It is an adjustment- So moiety
in more than a mere aggregation ot indi-
vtduals. It is an adjustment also. We may
have each part all was could be desired,
has if we have bed edjaattnent ORE
Boole' arrangement's' may become self-de-
struoiive. Here the pesker pointed out
the terrible results that proceed from a
lack of economic investigation. Every city
on this continent shows precisely the same
kind of development, two neonetrositiee—a
monstrosity of eaperebundant wealth at
one extreme and it monstrostty of blighting
poverty at the other extreme. Many
people without inveetigating attribute title
reenit wholly to individual cheraateristica
beam:tee porno are thrifty and others not. A
little investigation shows this to be too
hasty a conclusion. Observe the hietory
of two men in it new country. They start
about equal, each with it section of land.
The one section continues a farm, the other
becomes the site of an immense city. What
are the respective fatures of these two
men? The former puts in a lifetime
of toil, producing great abundance, and.
ends his life, perhaps, with it fortune of
five thousand dollars, or, perhaps, with a
mortgage hung round his neck, and leaves
to hie euceessore for all generations toil
similar to his own, producing abundance
but enjoying only comparative sottroity.
On the other hand, the owner of the oily
lot toiled for only a few years, but with
every inorimee of population his fortune
grows larger and larger. He ends life as
millionaire, and leaves to his successors the,
power to live without toil for all generationa
to come. Had the city grown on the fire*
section'the fortunes of these two men
would have been reversed. We reward
men now, not according to their
industry, or according to the benefit
they confer on society, bat According to
the location and growth of population.
The man who immures possession of land
where population centreemcquires power to
appropriate most of the value that comes
to the land simply throtigh the growth of
population. We thus allow laim to appal
-
prime product without producing, and we
thus prevent the producere enjoying the
product of their induetry and compel them
to surrender it to the landowner. As
population increases the power of the land-
owner to appropriate increases also; his
fortune grows the producers must sur-
render more; ;heir obligation grows. We
thus allow the growth ot population to act
as a huge wedge, lifting one part of moiety
to enormous wealth, while crushing the
other portion beneath an obligaeion,
oontinuone, increasing and never ending.
We have Millen into this error by con-
founding together two things that differ ate
widely as darkness differs from light. The
houses, faotories, maohinery and goods itt.
our cities are produced by lebor. They are
something added by lftbor to the octave -
*noes of this world. Labor ever tries to
make them abundant. These thing° will
not stay; they are coneumed or worn out;
labor must ever put forth its energies to
replace them. Such are the characterie-
tice of the products of labor. Abundance,
toil to produce them, transient in d oration :
toil needed to replace them. Land value,
on the other hand, is exactly opposite in its
characteristics. This value increases as
population increases and land becomes
more scarce. It is not a product of labor;
it is not transient in duration; it does not.
require toil for its replacement. Land value
is as different froro labor prodnote as any
two things can be different, and yet
in our legislating, whether treating of the
distribution of wealth, the rights of
property or the imposition of taxation, we
meet these two things exactly alike. We
aot as foolishly as the doctor who com-
pounds food and poison. To rectify this
wrong, we must most religiously observe
the distinction between these two values—
the value of labor products and the value
of land. The first ie caused by individual
enterprise and induetry and should never
be amend for taxation. The land value.
on the contrary, should be most carefully
appropriated by the community for publia
purposes, otherwise we perpetuate the
wrong by allowing one part of society ta
grow in wealth by the spoliation end
degredation, of the other part of eociety.
We cause maladjustment, that must pre-.
Bent an impassible barrier to the progress
of Christianity and the growth of civiliza-
tion.
How He Judged.
West Shore: Benedioe (to editorj—I
always thought you were married till you
offered prizes for a word contest.
Editor—Well—er—I don't quite see how
our prize offer coald enlighten you on that
point.
Benedict—Don't, eh? Why, man alive,
we married men don't have to offer prizes
:or word contests; we get 'em free.
- Change the lepitaph.
New York Sun: Old Scroggs—What did
you carve on that tombstone I ordered a
while ago?
Monument man--A.agnettno Boroggs, R.
I. P.
"That's all right; bat if I am not better
by 10 morrow met make it G. R. L P."
An Unavoidable Delay.
Buffalo News: Bingo—I went into the
antique furniture dealer's today to get that
17111 century ohair yon admired so much
and he had pat sold it.
Mrs. Bingo—How unfortunate
Bingo—Yes. He said it would be at least
a week before he could turn out another
like it. '
What They Now gnovv.,
Chicago Canadian American : A Canadian
paper remarks that American journalists
now dieones Canadian caftan with a great
deal of intelligence. Yes, some Chicago
journalists now know that the Dominion
Parliament does not &Bumble in Toronto.
Sheriff &erre died at Brantford yester-
day, aged 46 year,. The deceased was
taken down with be grippe a year ego last
February, and has beett gradually oinking
ever since. He held daring his brief life-
time nearly every officio in the Ole of the
°Mune from Mayor down. He was tho
head of the Brantford Vernish Company,
direotor of the B. W. (St L. E fesilweer, rind
foremost in other enterprises. liee did
muoh tO beautify the deer by building
many new honeee end One whole !MDR%
whioh is named after biol. The funeral
will tide° piece on Tuesday afternoon.