HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1891-2-19, Page 6The Young Widow.
She is nindcs", but not baehful,
Free 04',(1 ease, but not bold
Ldk uapple ripe and mellow,
Net to young raid not to eld I
reielf bivalve nelf repulsive,
Now wive, dug, and now shy-
Taere ia inieelii.4 in her dialelle.
There ie clanger in her eye,
She het "Waled human oiit,Ire,
She is echooled in all the arts ;
She has taken or diploma
es the mistrese of ell hearta.
bhe can tell the very moment
Whe,1 to sigh end when to smile ;
Oh a ml is -onietlmes charming
BHA A WiCIOW-au the while.
Are You sad? Flow very seriees
Will her baudsorae face become
AN you &eery 2 She is wretched,
Lonely, friendless, fearful du cab
Ara you faithful How her laughter,
Silver sown:hug, will thug out
She can lure and °atoll earl play Yee,
As the angler does the trout.
Ye old bushel 'rs et fortY,
Who have grown so bald and wise
Young /Worn aa of tweuty.
With the love -lo iu your eyes ;
You may praotiee all the lessons
Taught by Cupid since the tall;
But I know a little widow
Who could win aad fool you all.
HE PRIMA DONNA,
°HAY rEtt 1.
4N EARTHLY PARADISE.
Yes, I ain totally bl ad. And it is no
emell lose tO lo ee the Wes eod power a see-
ing that welch is, or 19 eappoeed to be, in
daily r xlstenoe spout one. It my blind
arm con d see, to night. for instanoe. they
woald reat upou somethiog very diff .rent
from that whioh oeoestoely baunts
M14 I should not so often dud myeelf in the
gallery of the Pest lo is not, however,
without ite kleesuree, that gallery of
memory, and it i$ not withons very em-
phatic compinations
There is there a little atill.life study over
whioh I love to lineer, for it recalls the
green beaks of the ''Rhine and the little
town of Boppard. There are hills, alt
terraced by vineyards warmed by the
Southern sae, on one aide, and ragged
ledges, bare melte creeping up into the eky
on the other aide. The rooks are garnished
and orestee with gray. oastelleted wells and
battlements of all old forms, grim and
threatening; its watch towers clinging to
the very edge of the cliff. A. few narrow
streets down below and between are full of
all doubtful odors; a weather -stained tower
or two, all ivy grown and pictureeque,
bringing half forgotten &gee into ehe
present; a moss grown spire of solid stone
work rising over an old church - half
asleep; a puff of steam and a wreath of
white smoke hanging jaet above a new
railway station -wide awake. That is
Boppard; silent, sombre Boppard ; jut a
bit of centuries ago gone astray into to -day.
Haunting thoie old streets, once upon a
time, there was a rigged little atom of
hamanity, more or Les a nuieance to him-
self and to every one else, vvho d zie ,er
knowu the luxury of a father or mother or
even of the most distant relative, who had
never possessed a farthing that he conta
call his own, who was innoceet of the
slighteat knowledge of where be was born
and could only guess when by making com-
parisons with other children who might,
perhaps, be twioe his own age. It was I.
All that I knive of myself, concerning ray
anoestory, was that Italian blood ran in
zoy veins This I learned from a good old
soul in Boppard who took pity upon me
through my boyhood, and played more or
less the part of a guardian, telling me over
and over again, all that she knew of my
mother; that she was an Italian woman,very
beautiful, but unable to speak a word of
German, who came one day upon Boppard
from -no One knew where, bringing with
her a boy just old enough to walk beside
her, clinging to her hand. The next day
she went away, alone, and still no one
lmew where, expect so fares her body was
concerned, for they had laid that in the
paupers' vault, down by the slumbering
ohurch. There was no estate to settle; she
had absolutely nothing in the world to
leave to me exoept my name and only one
name at shat; mat "Carlo." She called
me Carlo when she was dying, and so the
good people of Boppard called me Carlo
afterward. That and the clothes I had on
were absolutely all that was left to me
except an insatiable desireto make piotures
of whatever pleased my fancy.
How I grew, even to boyhood has
been a mystery to me; yet, while growing,
I managed to gather from here and there
a few random suggestions in art, even in
Boppard. I watched and wondered while
the sLueld village painter created a sign or
stained a door, with raptuous envy or main.
telligibla yawl° a as the design or Bleeding
barmonized or mashed with my incoherent
ideas of unrecogaiz:d alt; but the sum and
substance of my only real, oonsoions
ambition lay in one sapreme, omnipresent
desire to please a little maid of the Father-
land, named Mina.
Poor as I was -so very much poorer than
any other boy in Boppard-it was strange
good fortune that, from my earliest recol
'Elation, Mina was a loyal companion, play-
mate and friend. She bad flexen hairand
light bine eyes. She had laughing lips and
a happy, generous heart. That was Mina.
My Mina.
Together we played day after day upon
the Rhine, in its muddy, midsammer
gurgle, with many an eddy and whirl hurry-
ing aver the ehellows, or its springtime
freshets, as it roared and thundered be-
tween its banks, sometimes overflowing
them ; now a great, broad sheet of tur.
bulent Switzerland; then a lower, deeper
murmur of the. Fetherland, shimmering
over its shining sands. Many and many
an autumn day we oroesed the river, in the
ungainly Rhine rowboats, to climb among
the vineyards opposite, while the sun was
tonahing the ruddy dusters with a tincture
of blue, turning them purple. Itwas quite
spinet all the laws of the land or us to
ramble about la the vineyards when the
grapes were ripening, but there never wae
a keeper BO bold BB to shake big head at
Mina when glee presented her little sat or
at me when I followed her; though I very
well know what my reeeption would have
been if by chance I had ventured there
alone or with some one else then Mina.
To the tight of Boppard are the ruined
walls of the old castle where day after day
we rambled, playing ottraelves quite out of
poverty and Boppard, and into great lord@
And ladies, knights and eweetheartel,
gallantly obeerviog all the chivalrous
doctor= of than stately days of yore, and
living, to the minutest detail, the legendary
lore so fondly fostered in eong and story by
the true hearts on the thine.
Oh, I Was all for my Mina then, and my
Mina was all for me, Often there were
other children with as, but that did not
Matter ; for if my Mina were Lady of the
Cestle I WAS always the Lord, and ifJ were
champion of Borne mystic, battlefield, coin-
ing bowo from a groat ornsado, it was
always Mina velar) Wee the sweetheart wait,
ing tor me at the most It was all real life
to us- far more 'reel than poverty and
Boppard. We might have fended that °tit
actual existenoe, dOwn in the Yaliey, wee a
myth, but we never doubted the reality of
mytbogrethere who, in ratirohen ramp),
illuminated tne feudal transports of the
Rhine.
When we were tired, for the time, of pre -
Wading, I woad steeltlelully ixtraot a piece
ot elette from the old wail and. upon tt draw
pictiirest et Mina, with bite of colored
orayou which we heti found from tirne to
time mod which we treaeured ae our lives.
These piotures were not alway the 0 %Ma.
SOMOtiMe8 they represented the lettle
&eget of Boppard-a nut brown maid with
berry etaiited fingers; aometimee they were
the Lady of our Deeapoland °esti° ; bat
ever and Always they team Mina. And
Mina alone of all Bopperd prattled my
pictures; the rest, looth old and young,
either laughed at them or angrily bade me
spend my time lees fooltebly. Mina aloe
Hied them, She would smile and say that
I made her prettier than she really was
but she would sit by me and help we with
her sympathy and enoonragement. I would
often shake my head aud, for an installs
oatohing a glimpse of the great world of
possibility beyond me, would say, without
at all underetanding what I meant, "Ni,
no, Mine, it is really not half BO beautiful
as you 880M to me; but there is something
the metier with the crayon, it never just
does what I am thinking it will do" ;
and Mina would laugh and praise me still,
There was not a boy in Boppard bat
dressed better than I, was stronger than 1,
and had muoh more to boast of than I, yet
all the boys envied me the friendship of my
Mina. When 1 woodered how it came
e.bont that the f siendehip was mine, I nn•
cousciousty philosophiz Id upon it that I
conld draw 1.i3tures , rind tbe other bays
could not, therefore it malt be the pictures.
It was only a thought -hf innocent and
ienorant youth, but it became a long, lotig
tbosight, etretuhing far it way, law the
fature and growing with time, till it formed
the one coutrolling idea ot my life and led
we at last into a most serious blunder,
accounting for, bat my no mimes exuttaing
much in the years that followed wilieh
might better have been otberwise.
prizad the love of Mina as only a boy
could who knew iu hie heart thas but for tt
he would'have been BD Utter outcast. What
did the other children care for me when
Mina was not there! Wtien ehe was with me
I was lord of the castle, lord of the vine•
yari, lord of everything. If she were not
beside me I had to look well to my ears
that I did not lose thane altogether in the
wholeeale and indiscriminate boxing') be-
stowed upon them by any one who °teamed
to be out of temper; and I cennot wonder
Shat when the boy felt that for all this
loyal protection he was really indebted to
his little powers at art he became an
ardent devotee at the altar of -unknown
93szbetios. Is WWI either that I loved the
art for Mina, or that I loved for art; which
it was 1 aro not yet postive ; but I was sure
that everything depended upon Mina and
equal I)„ sure that Mina depended upon my
pictures. To conquer in one or the other
was the greet, solitary hope and ambitiou of
my boyhood, and without mice pausing to
determine for which or for what I was
struggling, or trying in any way to under-
stand myself, I felt the sentiment grow
stronger and stronger as I grew.
When we were alone Mina would sing to
me. She sang as we played in the vineyarde.
She eang as I made plotures for her; and t
knew, even then, that her voice must be like
the voices of the angels. She would sing
the songs of the Rhine boatmen, uufurling
the ungainly sail, making a rudder of a
°lames' oar and eteering the rude craft
&arose the rushing river. She sang the
sweeter melodies of the vineyards, when all
the villagers climb the pyramidal hills, to
gather the ripening clusters of grapes for
the femme Rhine wines; or Mee sang the
wilder songs of chivalry borrowed from
Rhinieh htetory and, laughing, she would
dealere that she was singing sooge for me,
by.and-by, when I had grown to be a man;
but the dearest of all to me, the sweetest
Bong she sang, was the tale of Lorelei. I
never thought of ite rude side while she
wae singing. I never thought of anything,
in feat, bat of the melody and the way
Mina sang it. I would ask her to sing it
again anct again, for it seemed as though I
could never be satisfied. I would clap my
hands and tell her that she was a great
opera singer and I was the audience
applauding, and that I should keep up the
applause until she came back to sing it
once more. I loved music with trne
instinct, and I really knew muole more
aloont the ways of opera than of alt; for in
one the village sign. painter had been my
only and unwilling master, while in the
other, even in Boppard, in midsummer,
wandering minstrels would sometimes ap.
pear, in the diemal hall, in what great
letters on the surrounding wells announced
as "Opera." I would steal in, when I
could, to listen and to see how things were
done at the opera ; but I knew very well
that not one of those bedizined artists ever
sang so sweetly as did my Mina.
Mina was very mach wiser than I or she
might have thought of me and of music as
I thought of her and of alt; so, it ottme to
this in the end that, aocording to our
different capacities, I loved my Mina and
my Mina loved se; better and better each
day as we lived it; yet neither of us knew
what love V188, by any name or definition;
other, eaoh for the other and both for the
eaoh and while our hearts were growing into
beautiful, I alone, by a discordant miscon-
ception of it all, wag marring what might
have resulted in the sweetest harmony, and
in those happy days was scrupulously pay.
Ing the preauume upon a poliay which in.
eared lorg years of rank incongruities,
where there seemed to lie before us only a
promised land, an earthly paradise.
CHAPTER II.
A STRAIMER ENTEB8.
A stranger passed through Boppard, one
summer day.
I had grown to be almost a man' to my
own thinking -a half -sized boy ofabout
14 -without advancing a single step beyond
the first impressions and convictions of my
life. Mina was 13, and she wits just as much
my guardian angel as ever she was. With
colored crayons I was sketching a battle
scene for her upon the smooth surface of
She Rhine wall, overlooking the river, on
the road up to the mettle, and just as de.
votedly trying to please her as wnen she
was but 9 arid I but 10 years old.
The stranger stood for a moment at my
beak, looking over my shoulder. I suppose
he had been visiting the castle. Strangers
vety often went up and dOwn from Boppard
on tht road, and very often, too, patteed to
look over my shoulder, if I chanced to be
making a piciture for Mina. Sometimes
they would day aotnething complimentary,
emieetimes they would sok a question,
sometimes they would go away in silence,
For all or neither I oared nothing, for Mina
was beside me and it Wag for her that I
was working. This time, however, after
the Stranger had watched for a Moment,
in a deep and peculiar Yoke, speaking very
slowly, he observed
"My boy, if you will pardon what nese'
appear to yon as an intrnsive enggettion
froth en bumble pedestrian, it Is his Opinion
fleet, if yet, should study you woad at,
better." Then, turning, he Walked quietly
away toward Boppard.
A boy's heart &valid indignantly within
nee; s boy's ptide hie Only povver roge in
iogtb tt4 bme fao4r ei umtBoppard.91i tels 1b bold
t)iin3c;utghhertew
ae
o b
nay ere it Mina Were in sight. Toe
roger Might have dame that, however,
hIttn(owetavieoen.4 very
ipuinolbedoeiklb i; )0nuoltlop
t hweoeinlealle
4dy iu mat hee yd
e lie
blow aireotly at nly citadel; he ne, jetre.*
at the only power that 4 possessed, so far
at) I, tweet, to hold to me the affection end
the loyelty of nay only friend. I did not
dare to look into Mioa's eye% bet teogiely
gathered op a handful of dust, trent the
road and when the stranger was too far
away from ale to notice it, I threw it after
him with a muttered imprecation. It wee
wet for him or hie opiniou that I oared, but
tor the danger in whioh he had placed me.
Soon enough I saw the remit ot it ; for, to
iny utter onagrin, Mina caught my upiiitee
hand, exclaiming, "For shame, Carlo 1"
"Woad right had he to look at my pia.
tare ? " 1 answered, angrily. "1 WBB not
making it for him, I was making it for
for you "
Vary gently Mina replied:
"Re did not mean to make you angry,
he ouly told you j eat that you have so often
said yours31f, thet you nines study. Why
how moon better you drew now than when
we were babies! and of course you will do,
oh I ao Denote better when yoa are a man
arad can sandy."
I stood there stunned. Did I hear that
from Mina ? Was it Mina who turned up
on ine and oruebed the clay feet of ray
idol? `iVes it Mina who laughed and said
I could do batter?
If it tekes two to make friends, as it does
Lo make a qasrrel, I ain sure we were not
the beat of friends that night ae we walked
13auk to I3oppard, and I could not by r,ey
poeeibility have uuderetood ie, had any one
told tue that Minn was never so maoh my
trieno before, I eutirely forgot to be ang-y
with the stranger, I was so much wore
au ery with Kluft. I °mud nos speak to her.
11.1 words choked me when I cruet to
an iwer her queettons ; and at le,it she gave
up, talking end took refuge in that old, old
.philosophy -that alum hath charms.
She began to sing,
Pour little Mine 1 She 'clew how I liked
to bear her eing and she knew how, MJ8t of
all, I hit the Lorelei. So she sang of the
great rook over the river just above St,
Goer; of the rapids &led the shallows earl
the hidden ledges at the bend of the
river; ot the great cliff up above
them and the golden-baired Lorelei
salted upon it, singing her wondrous
song; of the bewildered boatinen sweep-
ing down those rapids, heedlesa of oar
and sail, listening to the fatal melody. And
all the while, as my beg it heart followed
the story, I thought of myself as the boat-
man, of' my little lite as the repide, of the
stranger as the hidden ledge, at the bend of
the river, and of Mine and her love as
the Lorelei and her song.
She sang of the shook as the boat streak
the rooks and the boatmen were swep
away; closing the song with a little trill,
all of her own composition, which I had
always sipplended moat merrily, regardless,
both of Ms I fenoy, of the sad refrain pre-
ceding is, for it had never aeemed sad to
me before-
" Una das hat mit Bar= Bingen
Die Lorelei gethen." •
All my life, i 5 eeemed to me, I hal been
listening to the lovediong of Lorelei, fondly
dreaming that it was 10 50 ehe wee singing,
berietuate she was proud of me, only to
awaken to a wreak, upon the first reality
that appeared; with the cruel ver liot that
I could do better; and, ia all sincerity and
earnestness I muttered savagely that last
refrain," And this is what, with her,jij4.
ing, my Lorelei has done."
Oh, the blindnees and the folly of it 1
Deliberately and angrily I turned upon my
little Mina, whose heart, doubtless, was
sadder than mine oonld possible have been,
but who was eingiog in spite of it because
she was sorry for me that I was sad, and I,
only intent to avenge a wrong which no one
had ever done me, exclaimed :
" I am not tbe only dolt 1 11 you ehould
study music, Mina, you woull sing a great
deal better than you do now."
"So, indeed, I should, Carlo," Mina
replied, smiling through her tears. "And
that is just what I am going to do while
you are studying art, you know."
Title only made me so much the more
angry that, without even saying good -night
to Mout, I timed abruptly into a narrow
alley, from which wound upward a long
staircusee, leading to a little atti chamber -
my home.
I could pity and appreciate Mina quite
enough now to make up for any leak of
appreciation and pity then, if -at were only
then and not ' now, as she went slowly
en her way to her mother's house, a little
farther down the street, unoonsoimaly
singing still the same song of the Lorelei.
I could hear every note of it.
Dear little Mina !
(To be continued)
The Bird of 'Wisdom.
An owl sat up in a hickory tree,
And said in an impudeut manner tome,
" Ter-huot I ter -hoot tar -boo 1"
I asked her, politely, You lovely oLd bird,
Have you of the 'Gulden Discovery; heard?"
bhe ruffled her feath,rs and spoke but a word -
Teat deary, mmotonous " Who?
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and is a medicine without a peer. There is
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money brook itis don's benefit or cure.
AMONG the promment men who have
passed to their reward daring the present
year may be mentioned Osrdinal Newman,
Cardinal Pecobi (brother of the Pope), Dr.
Doellinger, Canon Liddon and Rev. Robert
Laird Collier, all ecoleeiastios of world-
wide celebrity. Of military men Lord
Napier of Magdale, and Major -Gen. Terry
are perhaps the most famous who have
died. Other names to be mentioned are
those of August Behnont, the New York
hanker and politician; William 111., King
ot Holland; she Duke of Aosta, ex King of
Spain; Adam Forepaugh, the famous
doom:lean ; Captain Sir Richard Francis
Burton, the African traveller and explorer ;
Sitting Ball, the Sioux chief, who was
largely responsible for tile Custer as
80,0r0 ; the Sultan of Z enzibar ; General
Salamanca, Captain-Geoeral of Cuba, and
Dr. C. H. Paters, the eminent astronother
thIf3noarejgoohint Hoitounosuelf osfntab es Bene6ptueblaioohannit Hof,
11/itohell was nominated by soolamation
United States Senator to ' snowed himself
Chancellor Von Oeprivistates that pro
posele for the abolition of tiorn adds need
in the Reichstag will probably be shelved
by being referred bathe Budget Orimmittee.
A anted of abotit 500 Russian Hebrews
Men, Women and children, hive tended a;
tower with the intention of emigrating 10
the tInited Statee.
Dr. E M, Lott, of London, Mtg., heti
been appointed Professor of mttaio in Erin
it thiVereitya
It le reported thet the Czar has ordered
poettiotielnent of the application of the
thotle wondrous titles, or dreamed theta they tebellion. A stranger had reproached me antieSeatitio Uwe for three years, owing to
Ware hut royaireitemieSseteated by modern wooaor ot be bed dared to do it the repreeentations of ilhanOlete.
ArriON DIN G Ininlit AL&
Ift to a 0010,hdeitAinglnol/voliteelattnoer.Exerolso-
It does a wan good to attend a funeral.
Solemn thoughte Drowns the better nateires
ot men. The peal ot the ohuroh organ
thrills the henoan freme and plungee its
bearers into deeper thought. The pree-
enoeof death nalooks the inner chamber
of the heart, and the mantle of worldly
uohoecieei:ya tomoraele 1 fig hiet lfiotititiodw, a ,S;v1ifthinsapectitniogne
of repentant feeling, Death teeohee the
duty of men to man and fosterseulf al
friendehip between the living.
Otte night the news editor Of a daily
paper eat in his office telling stories with
& friend. He had jest flubbed relating a
story of a young men who slept he a
jewelry store in Kansas City, and awaken,
ing one night and finding a ;Ober in the
room managed to kill him with a rusty
old sword. Then, plaoing one of the oorpee',3
feet lender (mob arm, he dragged his victim
to the polite station.
" How is it," asked the friend, o that a
man could do mole a thiog '
"On, pales w 1" said the editor, " I pre-
sume he was like me. I have no horspr of
death. 1 would experience no different
feeling, if a dead man were in tbia room,
than I do with you here. I believe that if
there was bat one bed at my disposal and
corpse lay on that, 1 should melee the
oorpse lie over and sleep with it. When a
men ie dead he is non est. I don't believe
in a hereafter, and ell this flue feeling over
death is but the result ot thin:mends ot
years of superstition."
When the editor floiehed hie bold suer.
tion, not a, little braggingly, he went to
work again, and the old friend departed.
Bat a few nights afterwards the latter
returind to pay another visit. Aa he en
tared the door he noticed a marke i change
in the usual, b ld, careless roanuer of the
editor. The letter rose from his chair,
and pressed hie 1 riend's hand tightly, and
teara almost welled from his reddened
yes.
" Why, what is the matter ?" asked his
fde,nd1
,M7 father died last night," answered
the editor. "Bit down" ; and when his
friend was seated he eoutinued : " I want
to take bank what I said the other night,
aboat death. I witnessed the most touch.
ing Beene of lite lest night, and it made me
ory like a ohild. My father and mother
were both pest 60 years of age. For months
my father had been gradually sinking, but
we did not exeeot the end so soon The
papr had just gone to press last night
when I received word to come home theme.
diately. When I reached home the end
was very near. My mother sat ett the head
of the bed, bending over the emaciated
form of my father, with tears streaming
down her dear old face. I had been there
but a moment when, with the last
bit of strength left, he raised hie arms
and his lips moved as it he would epeek.
Tenderly she placed her arms around him
and said I understand you, San, but I
aan go no farther with you. We must part
now, and e oa must go on alone, but I'll'not
be long looming, and we will metal again in
heaven. Good bye, Ben.'
The old ratin'e lips moved faintly again,
and he fell beak on bat pillow with a
happy, resigned expression on his face. I
ottn't believe thoae two out people will
never meet again," concluded the editor
with tears in his eyes.
Thia was bat a strouter incident of the
effect of death on the living. Few men, if
any, have the worldly strength to make '
bemselves believe that death cannot
eta -cute a religions feeling within.thom. The
funeral impreases the greatest truth of life
-that it has an end, and thought of death
suggests the question, whither?
Ladies. Footgear.
The newest embroidery for shoes is in
gold thread like a spider's web, with a rad
seri gold spider and a blue and white -headed
fly.
Very fine floral embroidery is introduced
on bleak shoes in pink and green beads.
Bands morose the instep are new, and So
are the seeds shoes, covered with narrow
stitched bands of a darker shade. Tiny
buckles are principally worn, with no bows
at all. -London Letter in Chicago News.
Few and Far Between.
Chiosgo Inter Ocean : Now and then
you come across men and women who re
mark, "I hate children." It is always safe
to run a black line throuele the centre of
their names and ie every relation in life
give them a "wide berth." A man or
woman who "hates" innocent childhood
treads the riskiest path of any, man or
woman in all this nuiverse.
_eta_
Frightful ea ndal .
" Dreadful scandal about Dr. Pala."
"
" He claims to be a bachelor, bat I heard
yesterday he'd buried 19 wives."
" Horrible I"
" Yee, ient'i it? Other men's wives, I
mean, of course."
That's so.
Ottawa Journal: If Mr. Plimsoll's
charges have not been subetantiated with
regard to inhuman treatment of cattle in
the Canadian export trade, they have
certainly developed a great deal of useful
information regarding Inhumanity to
human beings.
"For Sale by bruggists."
A Berlin stable asps : It is offioially
announced that the public sale of the Kooh
lymph will soon be entrusted to druggiets
throughout this country.
He Was Sceptical.
New York Sun: Old Robinson (reading)
-The average weight of the Wellesley Col-
lege girl is 119i pomade.
Young Robinson-fl'ml I'd like to go
up to Wellesley and test that statement.
He'd Never Get It.
Life "Drop me a line," yelled the
drowning meta. "What's the nee?" said
the humorist on the docile. "There's no
poet office where you are going."
As an example how the heritage of the
people was bestowed upon favoritee in ye
olden time, we publish a clipping from the
Dandee People's Journal whioh has been
tient us :
" 1, Malcolm Kenmore, King, the first of my
reign, gives to thee, Barron Hunter, uper and
nether Powinade, with all the lands -within the
flood, with the Back and the Haektonn, and all
he been& hp and down, above the earth to
Heaven, and alt below the earth to heti, as free
to thee and thine se tier God gate to Me and
mine ad that for a, bow and a brod arrow when
I come to shuit upon Yarrow, and foe the mak
suith I bite tbe white weir with my teeth before
Margret my wife,and Moll my ntiree.
"Biu subseribtur,
"1057, Diermoreif KANMnnIE ing,
" Mennelie, Wittiese.
"Moi, Witneett,"
Miss Brads Friederlobee, Who expects to
come Sorties the water soon to write op the
Irieh question in Almeria& for a Loudon
newspaper, le well known as a writer for
British lonthele. She is a German girl,
still under 80, and is muter of !levered
len um es
r.s.gur-rosra or ',ASIR.-
Thee' are Artistic and Kept In feareot
Order.
Paris has abOtit 1300 miles of gee mains
and pipes and consumes in the M8Hat80-
ture of tote over 1,000,000 tone ol coal yearly,
There ere over 60,000 gas lamps, owaserning
different q commies of gas, according to the
importanoe of the locality, With a pop
elation of About 2,225.000, the city con
Burned in 1889 312,258,070 oubia metree of
gas. Tile lanterne are mostly oiroular,
that form being preferred as casting the
least ehadow, and of glees been:WW1y white
and clear. Reflectors are commonly ueed,
as it ie estimated that they inoreeee the
light 30 per cont. The lamp poste are of
bronzad iron, and great attention is paid to
artistic f,orm and eoliditY of pose. They
taper gracefully up ward from a oonioal
base to the lantere, tvhich is itself hand-
somely ornamented -and eurmounted usually
by a osatellated design. Tiaey are from
eight to about ten feet in height, and the
gas company is required to keep them, as
well as the lenterne, in perfect order. -St.
Louis Giobe...Dentocrat•
orace Rehire bleat.
BY WI.LLIA41 =MU; ,JIARILLTON.
Thanks, 0 G id I to Thee for these
Tokeus of Thy love,
And for what our soula min seize
Of the joys above.
Bless these earthly mercies,Lord,
For our health and strength,
And to us and ours accord
Heaven itself et leuath.
Our unholy spirits cleanse
la Thy ltvb g lake,
And forgive us alt our sins
For our Saviour's sake, Amen,
New Tear's Greeting.
Here is it very good one. It went through
the mail to•clay, printed on a tag, attached
So whiten was toe cork of a ohampegete
bottle:
Mar merry y ule,
Of bumper joys be full.
I'd like to crack &bottle, friend,
Wi,.12 teen, for Auld Lang Syne,
And as I wet my throttler friend,
Driukjoy to thee and thine.
Tho' cash I oen't out -fork, my friend,
Hind hearts are more than wealth;
So let us rental the cork. my friend,
And sniff each otheis health;
Wishing you a very happY new year.
Be Spoke feelingly.
What was considered a very good joke
by the professional men who heard it at a
rmnt dinner in this city,. where the re-
porters were ocies,aionoas by their absence,
1158 j 4st leaked oat. One of their number
wae responding to the toast of " the
Ladies," and was treating the subject in a
uniq ie way. Atter paying the nanal own-
par/lents to the softer sex, he eaid
" I tell you, gentlemen, a greet deal has
bane said and written about the women in
all ages, but I am going to ton& an im-
portant branch ot the eubj :et by speaking
of the mother ia.lew—"
Just then one of the gentlemen inter-
rupted the speaker with, ‘• Bet how is it if
a man has two?"
"Alt, bow feeingly you speak l" was the
happy rejeincler, all the more happy from
the feet that the interrupter is blessed
with a brace of healthy mo.hers.in-law who
make his home a paradise.
Boston, Broolrlyn, Buffalo.
Here are some interesting statistic's of
three °idea which spell their names with a
big B: Boston contains $822,026 100 of
taxable property and $26,592,400 of prop-
erty exempt from taxation The rate per
$1,000 is $L3.20. Brooklyn's asseseed
valuation is $452 758,601, an increase over
1890 of $24,274,920. Its net debt is 638,-
131,565, an increase of $3,492,023. In
other words its net debt is $1 for every
612.37 of valtie.tion. The net debt of Bat.
falo is 69.986,736, an increase of $245,670
over 1890.
Rather Realistic.
Exchange: The gamins of the oity are
crazy over the Eyraud trial, and orowde
are gathering aboat the Paleis de Justice
and every convenient corner singing the
now popular refrain:
She lured the man into her lair.tra-la,
And her lover he strangledhim there, tra-la ;
With a kiss and a hug
And a rope a id a tog
They did the job neatly and well;
Ohl La Belle Gabrielle!
They knew the, he carried a, cheque, trade,
And to grab it they twisted his neek, tra•la ;
For poor old Gouffe there was"old Nick" to play
For I fear the old rain went to 11-11
Through La Belle Gabrielle,
The Perfection- of Politeness.
A writer in the New York Star narrates
SO instance of what he terms the perfeotion
of politeness. A little girl had upset a
glass of water at table in presence of com-
pany, and her eyes filled with tears. In-
stantly the host upset his own glass with a
crash that drew the gsza of all, to the
infinite relief of the childish guest,and
peace was happily restored. The incident
was pretty, and she sympathetic thought.
fulness whieh it revealed was beyond all
commendation.
Dr. Dodd's Death.
New York Tinyes : When the Rev. Dr.
Stephen Dodd deed, an Best Haven poet
took upon himself the duty of writing a
suitable epitaph, and here is what he pre -
stinted, with due respect, to the widow :
"Here lies the body of Dr. Dodd,
Have mercy on his soh', 0 God;
Almighty God, do unto Dodd
As Dodd wuuld do if he were God."
The sole condition.
Life: "Gentlemen," said the Governor,
who had been petitioned to extend ex -
emotive clemency to a prisoner oonvioted
of poisoning her husband,. "1 will par.
idioonnpie woman, bat only on one condi-
4' And that 10—?
That she shall not go on the stage."
Always Acceptable.
Beale) News: 4' Stop, Charlie, don't ask
me. I've always regarded you as a good
joke, that all, rand the fair maiden.
"Well, I tell you what," returned
Charlie, "you'd better snap me right up.
Good jokes are hard to find nowadays.'!
John was Able.
jorgblabv.ennifilinto:.&thostpittrindpitlh.: Mnerew.
by ;lave: ajoliat:ea:clonpLyt?hat you. will be able to
B& no ; and by the way, won't yoa let me
John (heroically) -NO.
The Brotherhood of L000nsotive Engl.
neere,has 27 715 m inhere at preeent, an
intoreae0 of 2,312 in 1890.
An extensive 0108011de deposit is said to
have been dieoovered itt LotighbOrci' town.
ehip.
An eminent German has been oonnting
the number Of haled in human heeds of dif
tering colors. In a blonde One he found
140,400, in a brown 109 440, iri ablsok 102,-
962, arid in a red one 88,740.
A private deepatch from 'Santiago etatee
that the Milian neved fotaes have started ft
revolution.
N a.TURAI. GAO r11181.1..O.
A Hotel Wrecked, several Pereone Rifled
avid atiSnY Wonaeled
A Findlay, 0., despatch says: The aret
great disaeter Findlay has ever expert.
eneed from the uee ot natural gas °marred
Alertly before noon to -day. Wane tlio
*mate of the Botel Marvin were wt ting to
be semenoaed to dinner, it was discovered
that gas was ()eloping from a leak eome-
where into the diaing.roona. Mr Ildervin,
the owner of the building, with three
plumber, epent the entire forenooa trying
to leaete the leak. About 10 o'clock they
eutered a chamber under the dirtiog.rootn
spd tottnd stole an soonmulation of gas
that they could not breathe, and it was
suggeoted that a hole be sawed through
the floor into the dining room in
order to obtain fresh air. This was
done, and just as the hole was made
one of the dining -room girls, who wae
sweeping the floor, stepped upon a wedeln
and in an inetaiat an explosion marred
whioh not only wreaked the building, but
killed two girls and maimed and iejared a
dozen other employees. The force of the
exploeion was so great that it blew out the
fleme of the ignited gas, and no fire fol -
owed the awful ruin whioh the ehook
caused. The whole oity was shaken by the
concussion, and all the windows on the
-square were demelished, while the wreok
ot the hotel building was all hat complete.
The only rooms in the house esoaping
deatruotion were the parlors and the offioe.
Had the explosion ocotarred ten minutes
later the loss of life would haYe
been frightful, as nearly a hundred
people Were waiting in the roome to
be called to dinuer. When the work of
removiog the dead 'wed rescuing the
dying was began, it wee found that Katie
Walters, a waitress, had been' killed out-
right; Ella Johnson, a dining -room girl,
was found alive under a mass of lodes arid
mortar, but she died shortly afterward;
Kete Rooney, another dinhig.room girl,
was also fatally injured, but is still alive;
Frank Ponadetone, day olerk, 'manfully
bruised and out about the neck and face,
bus he will recover ; Anson Marvin owner
of the building, who was with the aumbere
ander the dining -room floor when the
explosion (marred, was probably totally
inj ured, as a great deal of the fie= from
tbe gets wite inhaled; Albert French, porter
of the hotel, seriously bat not 1 etally hurt;
Frank Andrews, OM of the proprietors, bad
his right eye knocked' out and ie badly
braised. The three plumbers were pain-
fully hurt, but not eerionely. The loge is
about 635,000, oofered by insurance.
A Fiendish Huebaudl.
&Dublin cable attys.: At Magherafelt,
Tyrone, yesterday, a firmer who had not
been on good terms with his wife &1
tempted to kill her. He broke a hole in
the toe and, draping the woman to the
spot, plunged her nead foremost into the
ioy water, her feet alone b3ing visible,
keeping her submerged until she was
almost drowned. When resoued by some
farm hands the victim was insensible and
stiff with cold. After being taken to her
heme under &Mull treatment he was
rastored to life. A short time after re-
gaining consciousness she gave birth to a
still -born obild. The woman is in a
oritioal condition. Her brutal husband
was arrested and narrowly esoeped death
at the hands of his enraged neighbors.
A Rig Land Slide.
A Tacoma despatch says: A disastrous
landslide occurred on th$ line of the
Northern Paoifio lest night at Palmer's, 43
miles frorn this city. A mountain of earth
and dirt now covers the *retake of the'road
for a &steno of over 300 yards, and travel
has been completely shut off. The road-
bed of the line in the vicinity of the soot -
dent is preotioelly laid on the side of a huge
bluff. Oa Friday night the rain made
inroads upon the bank, and two hours
before midnight hundreds of tons of earth
and rook fell upon the roadbed For a dis-
mantle of over 900 feet along the traoks the
fallen earth averagee a depth of 10 feet.
There is no way to build around the slide
and passengers are transferred.
• The Chilian Revolution.
A. telegram containingfurther news of
j
the rebellion in. Chili bas astbeen received
in London by way of Buenos Ayres. It
says a number of she naval rebels had dis-
embarked at Coquimbo, and the trove
were trying to surround the insurgents and
isolate them. from loyal district& The
despatoh adds that President Balmacteda
has issued a manifeeto energetioally assert.
ing his authority and refuting the ineur.
gents' preteneions.
The Chronicle urges the Government to
strengthen the navy in the Paella so ae to
guard the British sabjeats Oka. The
paper adde that nothing should be
neglected while the diffinilty with Amer-
ioa and the troable in the S4ath exist.
Four Men Dashed to Death.
A. Troy, N. Y., despatch says: Yesterday
morning a terrible accident occurred at
Split Rook qaarry, six miles north of West.
port, on Lee° Champlain, four men being
killed outright and two so badly injared
that they may die. A loaded oar on the
tramway used in lowering the granite to
-the lake started down the steep incline.
For some reason the man at the brake left
his post, and the oar dashed down the
grade at frightful speed. The car crashed
into a group of persons consisting of the
two sons of Supt. Robertson, aged 12 and 17
years, the engineer and three quarrymen.
Both the Rebertson boye, the engineer and
one quarrynian were instantly killed.
Severe Self -Judgment,
Toronto Grip: Qaiokflash, sen. (to his
son) -Don't you think you could make
yourself useful by cleaning off this snow?
Quiakflesh, jan.-Ave-rather queer job,
don's you think, far the son of a gentle-
man ?
Qaiakfitsh, sen. (exploding) -Son of a
jeokaes, you mean 1
Cold Comfort.
New York Weekly : Mrs. De Bette
(neusingly)-Three of the girls I went to
soktool with have eloped frOm their hue.
ban&
Mr. De Bette (Suspiciously) -Main
Perhaps you would like to be the fourth.
Mrs. De Bette (eseuredly)-0h, no,
aouldn't leve the children.
Quite an Item.
Puck: Closet -1st (to wholeeale m %nage!)
-Have yon made up the list of things in
our line affected by the tariff?
Manager -Yee, sir; everything, save one
item, has tisen enonnottaly.
Closeflet-And what item is that ?
Manager--Saleriee
iaxeusetale.
Rechester Herald: A. man in Philedel-
phia was singing re gong about Parnell the
other night when an Idaho= present bit
the singer on the head and fractured hie
skull. Stiole 9, result is most deplorable,
but then wine men are very poor singera.
A St. joeeph (i10.) baby swallowed
portion Of the glees tette in its aursting bet -
d f r more ts'