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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1891-1-15, Page 6Into t Lttic Pig Went to Market, Mieei f)lemene na being: no fevotite with her
own sex, who voted her " whimsical and
outrageous proud."
To Betty, sorrowing alone in her own
room, oame Mammy Lar, announcing with
the pomp of woe that"that roue' be 'bout
five thousand'beolea in the yard," that Dr.
Welle had arrived, and that her aunt was
waiting for her at the top of the ataire to
desoend and go with the funeral cortege to
the graveyard. Her Gant, a. tall figure,
draped like herself in a blank crepe veil that
hid her fade, took her band, and they dee
aeended together.
The ceremony was conveyed to Betty in
a series of vivid expressions, tor, as is often
the case, the. Dense of grief was temporarily
forgotten and blunted by the break in
its monotony and the exoiting presenoe of a
crowd.
i i dampness of the
Betty felt. the c3 ng p ng
air as, still bolding her aunt's hand, they
pissed direotly behind the bier foto the
yellow grace of the garden, Through her
veil the day looked darker than before as
they etood by the open grave, while Dr.
Wells, in his white surplice, read the
impressive burial service. Half aehamed
at her own distraction, the worde fell un-
heeded on her ear.
She saw the lowering sky that seemed to
cling to the dull earth, the turbid waters
below the bank, and, in the foreground,
barren treee, and naked flower stalks • even
the matted cry santhemunes, discolored with
mould, and one pallid rosebud that clung
to its stem, and ehivered in the wind that
blew over the water, chilling the hare heads
of the men, and sending into the group
around the grave ewirle of rustling leaves.
Betty's gaze took in the well-known feces
around her with their unfamiliar expree.
Mons of grief. She felt almost amused at
the long•drawn, ashen coantenenoee of the
darkies hovering on the outskirts, and etre.
Jeesup'e display of a fine muslin handker-
chief.
The Roziere held a oonepioous position
among the mourners, for Mr. Rozier had
been a playmate of Bab's when they were
children. Betty wondered if he were think.
ing of those far.off days as he stood with
bent head and eyes gravely fastened on the
ground. On what ? She shuddered, for
her eyes were riveted on the long, black
A Tale Of the American box that held the thing that had once been
Bab, the chrysalis from which the glorified
soul had fled.
" So also is the resurrection of the dead.
It is sown in oorrnption, it is raised in
inoorrnption ; it is sown in dishonor, it is
raised in glory," read Dr. Wells.
Saddenly Mise Clem'a hand on hers
tightened, and tightened in a grasp that
almost caused her so cry aloud with pain.
She looked aside at her aunt, and,
through the thiokness of the two veils, saw
that gaunt face set and rigid, with eyes that
glared from ander knotted brows, pained
and frantic, fixed on vacuity.
" For this corruptible must put on inoor-
ruption, and this mortal must put on
immortality."
Again the clasp tightened as it her band
were in an iron vise. The pained blood
numbed her arm and settled like a weight
on her heart, and a doable blackness hid
the world. She bit her lip to keep beck a
or" Dust to duet, ashes to settee."
Through the mist of pain clouding her
senses Dame the sound of falling earth on
the coffin -lid, a wild whirry of wind as a
few heavy drops pattered on the dry leaves,
sullenly increasing in volume.
Still clasped in that cruel bondage, they
walked to the house and Betty felt herself
ascending the stein. At the second land•
in she was free, staggering and einking
upon the step, while her aunt, veiled and
silent, moved away.
" Aunt," palled Betty.
The tall figure, looming in the hall above
did not stay.
"Leave me in peace," she cried, disap-
pearing into her own room.
Anxious to escape from the approaobing
storm, carriage after carriage rolled off and
the crowd rapidly departed, remembering
as a last tribute to Mies Babe memory the
proverb: " Blessed is the dead the rain
rains on."
Soon the house was empty and deserted,
looking more isolated than before, in the
deepening doenletion of the beaten fields.
the rain lasted for several days, shutting
ont, like a veil, au ,ave the garden and near
view of the meadows, with their rows of
pointed haystacke, over which blindly
driven gusts swept, beating on the roof over
Betty's heed at night, and trickling from the
eaves with a recurrent monotony that was
like a voice singing to her in alanguage she
could not understand.
During the days that followed the funeral
Mise Clem did not appear, and there was
little occupation for Betty save to endeavor
to interpret this same unceasing murmur
that followed her as she went from room to
room, to escape from it and from the femil.
iar fancied footsteps, pausing behind every
closed door.
She sat in the parlor two evenings after
the funeral, curled up in a big arm-ohair.
One of the silver sconces of the mirror was
lighted, blending with the deeper glow of
the loge throughout the room, gleaming in
the tarnished gilt moulding of the cornice,
and touching to a richer hue the folds of the
long, red damask curtains. She was worn
out with grief and resting in a reaction of
emotion that left her tranquil. Love, that
had made existence vivid and real, seemed
far away, a light that had flashedand faded
into the distance of a long road. Still,
weary in mind and body as she was, it was
good to think of Tom, alive and strong,
somewhere in the night, loving her.
She could almost hear him say, as when
in this very room, he had planed his hand
on her hair," Thou dear little girl, half
dead with ennui." The monotone from the
dripping eaves caught the burden and
changed to Tom's voice, sweet and caress-
ing, lulling her to sleep.
CHAPTER XII.
When theles of eight begin to fall, and in the
quiet skies
/he little stars peep slyly out like baby angolt'
eyes;
When every bird 'tae ceaeed its song and slum.
hers on its nest,
My little girl. w itlt sunny hair, gets ready for her
rest,
Wa rotop together for a time, and then she sits
her down
And takes her shoes and stockings ole with many
a dainty trown ;
Then climbs upon niy knee and says: " Please,
papa, one more time,
Tell rue about the little pigs l" and so.I sin; the
rhyme:
CHO US.
This little pig went to market, this little pig stayed
at home ;
Tkis little, pig he had roast beef, this little pig he
had none.
This little pig cried wheekt wheek! whoekl I can
not find my war home;
This little pig cried wheek 1 wheek I wheek ! I can
net find my way home.
rive little dainty, rosy toes, I count them each
in turn.
And all iu vain the baby trios the jingling rhyme
tolear.. ;
She mixes all the piggies up and misses half the
tote,
But still she tries, and every time is sure that
nowshelcuows ;
She thinks I'm vory mean to laugh, and then a
frown appears,
And then her lips begin to pout, her eyes to fill
with tears,
Bat long befure the teardrops fall I kiss them
all away,
And once again I count the toes, and once again
Isay :
Crtonus—This little pig went to market, etc.
She makes cue last endeavor now, she says it
very elo w,
But still there's not enough o pigs, or else an
extra toe.
She don't know what's the matter, and she
guesses that will do,
She says, I don't think anyway that pigs are nine,
doyou 7
Her little eyes grow bevy and she thinks she'll
got to bed,
So kneeling in her gown of white, the "Now I
Lay 'tie's" said;
A last good night to one and all, a last kiss long
and sweet,
And as I leave her to her dreams, I hear her still
repeat:
Cuonue—This little pig wont to market, etc.
—Buffalo News,
" L 4ST . CI `i'URY LOVERS,"
Revolution.
CHAPTER XI.
An apathy of waiting, begotten of a sense
of the uselessness of all things save patience,
that carried Betty through the dull, listless
days of the waning year, was broken, late
in November, by the rude shook of Miss
Barbara's sadden death. One morning,
after a buoy day of superintending house
cleaning and curtain hanging, the wae
found by Mandy, very still and cold in her
high, curtained bed.
" And a sweeter smile or a neturaller
looking body 1 never Been in my days, when
laid out," was the tearful eulogy of Mrs.
Jessup, the joiner's wife, who exeroiaed a
semi•professionai authority on such mourn-
ful occasions amoog the gentry, her help
being oertain to be proffered and aceeptea.
"I've laid oat whole families in the neigh-
borhood, but I never seen the like o' that
smile. Seemed like she were ill-favored in
her life, and not much account with Miss
Clem, bas the Lord Almighty were just
beckoning her to heaven."
Mies Clem retired to her room and looked
herself iu, leaving the last sed offices to saoh
neighborly bodies as Mrs. Jessup and Mies
Stacy, who, in an agitation of lachrymose
importance, shared, with the village
matrons, something of Mrs. Jeesup's lags
brions honors es having been the dear
friend of the "corpse." Till the last day
of her life Mies Stacy never alluded to this
dearedeceaeed friend save as " the aorpee."
Daring the three days that followed, fall
of the presence of death with its realism of
paraphernalia, the sense of hidden mystery
behind the familiar closed door, and the
bustle of the funeral repast, Betty, in de.
fiance of all established precedent, took
ref age—with the inetinot of a child to re -
tarn to the heart of its mother—in the
sombre sympathy of wood and lowering
skies that seemed in accord with her grief.
After the solitary mid-day mail, she
would Basten away from the house, where
she constantly found herself looking for
the well-known step and household bustle.
Sometimes she would forged ally walk to
the door of Bab's room, to be recalled to
the sad truth by the chill air from the open
window and the eight of the angular,
sheeted outlines.
That Bab ?
Ali the questions and wonders as to the
brobleme of life and death, that had been
anished iu the glad sense of youth and
love, recurred to Betty now in her solitary
rambles, es she warted through the leaves
in the bare woods, or through the stubble
fields where lay scattered ears of porn, the
yellow rows shining between withered
husks like the teeth of a mummy behind its
cerements.
Once she found, lying in the road, ander
the hedge, a little bird with one of its wings
broken. She pinked it np and laid it on
her muff, thinking that ehe would take it
home to be oared for by Bab. Suddenly
realizing that her aunt was not here, that
she would never again see or speak to her
in the old way, she walked down the dreary
stretch of road between the brown
meadows, with lips trembling and eyes that
looked eagerly outward, as if the secret of
the hereafter could be revealed in the glory
of the sunset lightiog the fading land.
The tiny creature was dying. A film
formed over its bright eyes and the feathered
reast palpitated.
She stopped and lifted it to her lips.
You too are going,yon little thing," she
said, " to fly to that unknown land where
Bele has gone. If you see her, tell her that
I love her and miss her so much."
Then she laid its limp, dead body in a
fallow, put a clod over it, and felt, some.
how, as if Bab got that message.
Stealing upstairs at night, she would
puede involuntarily at the closed door, es
had always been her habit. It seemed
oriel to leave Bab that way in the cold and
dark, for she had ever been fond of a bright
fire and gossip over the day's events, and
Betty would lean her head against the
door, whispering softly : "I remember.
Goodnight, dear Bab."
Interminable as seemed the three days of
gloom, they drew to a close, ushering in the
still gloomier day of the funeral.
All morning the people wore arriving ;
for a funeral in the country is somewhat
of a semis' event bringing together the
interests of remote neighborhoods.
The front yard was fall of coaches and
gigs. Stragglers from the village were opt
to join the groupsof men who gathered out
of doors, discussing the tobacco crop and
the impending bad weather, and °metalon-
ally wending their way to the dining -room
for refreshments.
In the parlor, whore the furniture wae
covered with sheets and the open coffin
rested on a bier in the centre of the room,
the women gathered, stately ladies in
mourning and powder at one end, and their
litimbler sisters in homespun at the other,
conversing of the virtues of the deceased in
hushed whiepera, and predicting compla.
Gently that "Clementine. would miss that
sweet, sweet creature now ehe was gene."
This opinion, Miss Stacy, flitting between
both groups, found generally endorsed ;
From this blissful oblivion Betty was
roused by a noise in the hall. S tarting up,
flushed and half conscious, ehe saw the door
open. On the threshold stood her aunt, a
fentastio figure, clad in a abort green silk in
the fashion of twenty years before, with
huge hoops displaying red, high.heeledslip.
pers. Her skinny, yellow neck wee bare,
and a tall headdress covered with lace
adorned her hair. She waved a peacock.
feather fan to and fro, beckoning to some
one in the hall where there was nothing to
be seen except Mammy bearing a oandle, the
light of which fell on her bright kerchief
and dark faoe, contorted in making signs
that Betty half dazed could not understand.
"Enter, friends," said Miss Clem, wav-
ing to .,he snppostitious persons. "Rise,
girl, and courtesy .to the guests. Here are
your father and mother and Mr. De Conroy,
who have come to spend the evening with
ne. Such a merry, pleasant evening!"
Her aunt was ineane 1 This was the solo•
tion of the convulsive grip at the funeral.
With stern dignity, her eyebrows
knotted and expression wild, Miss Clem
motioned the imaginary guests to be
seated.
'+ Converse with thy parents, ohild. I
will eit hereand speak to Bentley De
County, for it is long since 1 have seen
him. Was it yesterday or years ago ?"
Fear settled on Betty like a weight, a
burden that would not be shaken off. Feel-
ing stifled and faint, she sant beak in a
ohair. Mammy stood beside ber rubbing
her handy.
"You MIN' humor ber, honey. You
moa' humor her,"
" What's that you say ?" demanded Miss
Olem, quickly
" Iwufadtel in Kars Edwar
d how
well he's lookin'. Seemlak I ain't
seen
him fur a long time."
"Yee, but dfamney," said Miss Clem, he
a sharp whisper, "do you mark the blood
on Mr. De Courcy's forehead, where the
horse trampled on hie head—hie bonny
yellow hair that used to be my pride ?
" Don't go, don't leave me," said Betty,
au Mammy moved toward the door.
"Yer got to humor her. Don't be afraid,
chile, she won't hurt yer. I'll stare out.
side de do'."
The firelight flickered on Mies Clem's gro
teeque figure, throwing it into bold relief
against the background of a shadowy
corner, where there was vaguely defined
the bank of a straight damask chair,
toward which, as she played with her fan
and epoke, she occasionally glanced
uneasily.
You must excuse my sister Barbara,'
she said, looking around apologetically,
" she osnnot see you tonight. I do not
want her to hear me, but the troth is she's
sitting over there in that corner. She's jest
dead and not need to it yet, poor silty thing,
as we have been for so long. I have asked
her repeatedly to come, but to no avail."
The fan went up, and she began to
whisper behind it with a ghastly affectation
of girlish coquetry.
Betty's attention became fascinated on
this one spot. In her over -wrought state
of mind the idea haunted her that in the
ohair sat her aunt Barbara, looking as
when she had last seen her, with waxen,
bandaged face and halt closed eyes. The
moments passed like hours. The drip,
drip from the eaves became a mocking
voice, goblin -like : "Go to the corner and
look."
At length, capable of bearing the tension
no longer, she crouched down, hiding her
face in her hands
It was better thus. She could not see,
but she could hear her aunt talking to the
three dead people, for though invisible they
were none the lees present to Betty—not
their spirits but some seeming resemblance
to their bodies. Bat some demon had taken
posseeeion of Bab, in plane of the pure Boni,
and that horror, hidden by the ohair•baok,
was the most vivid of all.
How long it was she never knew, but at
length Mies Clem, having finished her
whispered discourse with Mr. De Courcy,
began to address the company in a voice
that changed and ran through the gamut of
feeling.
Yon ask me," she said, "news of the
world. You have been hid away so long
from thinking that you meet have for-
gotten. Well, I wi.l tell you, but in confid-
ence, for you meet know that it is only we
—you are dead, and I, whom they pall
crazy—that see plainly how all things are
tending. First, you eek me what is this
life. Hearken 1 The world is an island eat
in apace, and above and below and around
is a mystery none can fathom. In the
midst of this, coming into being, are the
atoms called men who are born blind—
purblind. Ay, listen 1 This miserable
little spot, which may be effaced at any
moment, is swarming with blind human
worme, biting and crawling over each
other, and burrowing in the slime whence
they are generated.
" These worms are all mad about ambi.
tion or pride, and call themeelvee this or
that pompous, lying name. Then they die•
appear and are seen no more, and the
others keep blindly scratching and biting—
and they are all mad—mad—mad 1" She
gave a abort laugh. "Yon know- I wae
always given to thinking on these fentactio
subjects—always whimsical. Whet droll
talks we used to hold in the old times 1 I
mind me of one evening we sat in the
gloaming. The bats wore flying over
the meadows. Honoria had on her knee
a sweet babe, and I wee happy,
for yon were there, Bentley, and you
loved me. Who segs that he did
not love me? Yes, grizzled and ill.favored
as I am, I too have had my hey -day of
youth and folly.
'We will all meet again to visit the
one that aurvivies,' said I, for I was a mad -
cep girl given to vagaries— and we
are all here 1 Then, when Bentley
rode away I walked with him to the
hedge and bade him farewell. He
held my rose to his lips as he
rode off, never to come again—never—for
the next day they found you on the reed
with your skull crushed. Ob, God ! oh,
my God ! what I went through then ;'for
each of these conntleae human lives has a
capacity for enduring pain that is not
ganged by its insignificance and shortness
of duration, but can be infinite. Oh, but
had I the power equal to my will, the
earth would creak to its hese, and the stars
flashing with fire, would tear on in a mad
race of death. On, on 1 faster, faster -1 1—
How they wail and cringe, these pitiful
atomiee ! On—on—little world, into the
palm of the bottomless abyss of annihila-
tion 1"
She paused a moment:
"No, you never came back, my love. In
the long nights I used to creep out and lie
on the groes where we parted, and look np
at the stars waiting for you. I was an un-
common fool when a girl, and hare -brained
enough. Sing? Ay, that will I, though I
am hoarse."
The keys of the harpaiebord jangled under
her tonoh.
She hesitated a moment and then began
to play a lively dancing tune.
" Dance the rigadoon, as eon used.
Bentley moves quite gracefully, Ah, w
will have a merry evening.
Betty, with her eyes oloeed, saw it all,
while the music went on, saw Mrs De Conroy
as in the miniature, blonde and graceful, and
her father in his bine velvet coat, the dia-
mond ring on his finger glittering in his
lace jabot, moving to and fro with stately
movement, bowing with courtly grave.
Her own dear mother eat still, looking at
Betty with a sweet, gentle emile, and, in
the corner—ob, horror!—a waxen, ban-
daged faoe peered now and then from be-
hind the chair.
Soddenly the dancing oeaaed. Mine Clem
changed abruptly into minor chords as she
began to sing, with a cracked voice :
Damp are the curls on thy bonny head,
And thy cheek is wen and white
But like glow worms on thy earthly bed
Do thine eyes with love shine bright.'
'Why have ye tarried eo long,' she said,
' Since the night you rode away?
The years have come and the years have spud;
I am grown so old and gray;
And the lips you kissed then, fresh and red,
They can but mumble and pray.
11 come from out on the hill,' the said,
' Where the snake and ground -rat dwell ;
They held me fact in my chii'y bed ;
I could not come to thee well ;
The light in my eyes ie the light of dread
Lit from the fired of hell.'
" Ay, 'tie the light that barns within ng
all, smouldering in the ashes of youth."
The door opened and Mammy entered,
bearing a waiter.
" I thought the company monght like
some 'treehment," she said passing the
waiter to the imaginary guests. " Now,
Marge Edward, yer take some
er dat cordial. It's mighty gond.
Mies Honoria, yer'll relish dat
rusk. Honey, !" she whispered to Betty,
" take .two or free pieces." Betty shook her
head and looked at her with white, euppli-
oating faoe. She felt that ehe mast have
grown old in the eternity that had paned,
ilfammy wae ec)ual to the emergenoy.
"Laws retiree l Ie yer all Ovine home die
soon ? Yer'll have a mighty bad night.""
Mine Clem wept through a profuse °our•
teeying andleave-taking, toilowingMammy,
who held a candle, into the hall.
" Still sulky, Barbara' ? " elle called out.
Will you, thee, stay there all night?
Good -by"
Betty shuddered and walked backward
the nor- `
out of the room, her eyes fixed on
ner. They moved upstairs, a strange pro.
(ema im, Mise Clem majeetio in her finery,
Mammy bearing the candle, and Betty,
with pale face, peering over the banisters
into the bleaknebe below. When they Dame
to the open door of her own room she crept
in, shutting and bolting it behind her.
Here there was only the firelight, and in
each of the four corners her fauoy pictured
the ohair and its ghastly occupant.
She could not pray, after Mine Clem's
words. Of what avail could be the prayer
of an insignificant atom in such an infinity
of souls ?
Undressing herself and crowing the room,
she caught the reflection of ber white -robed
figure in the mirror. She stood trembling,
unnerved, the unceasing voice of the rain
mocking her with elusive aadenoe- There
was a sound of footsteps coming down the
hall, stopping at the door. It was Bab,
who was lonely n the parlor, and had to
Dome to her.
"Lemma in, honey, 'aid Mammy's
voice. " What yer dein', etandin' hyar in
yo' bare feet, chile ? Yer want ter ketoh
yer det er cold ? Jump inter bed, an'
lemme took yer in snug."
The relief of the kind, human voice was
too mnah. Betty threw herself on the bed
in a sort of nervous obill, where she aoald
shed no tear, bat ley cold and trembling.
"Dere now, honey, be quiet. She's bin
die way off'n on, ebber since Mane De
Conroy died. She'll git over it in a day or
two, an' be all right again. Don't yer tell
nobody, Mies Bab, nebberlet no one know
it. Plenty deee yere pore white trash bin
axin' me, but I never tells 'em nuffin. If
she wnz fifty times crazier an' she is, she's
Miss Vaughan, and bette'n any they low-
lived selves. Dere now, pore little lam."
" Mammy, the next .time she ie Bo, I'll
take care of her like Aunt Bab did."
"'Deed, yer won't den. Wat's de use uv
a good•fur.nnffin nigger lek me ? Mies
Barb'ra killed herself that way. Yer' jes'
gwine ter stay young en' pretty, and marry
Mersa Tom when he oomes home lookin'
so happy'nfine 1"
Then Mammy, still patting the bed-
clothes, began to rook to end fro in her
ohair, crooning a plantation hymn :
"De stars in de elements am fallin',
De moon shall turn inter blood,
But the chillan ob der Lord
Am combo' home ter God.
Blo:eed am de name ob de Lord,"
until Betty was soothed to Bleep.
It was a troubled and uneasy slumber,
however, for she dreamed that, somewhere
in mirk and gloom Tom's dear heed rested
on her breast, pierced with creel splinters of
glees that broke as she tried to pull them
out. At each groan from him a pain went
through her heart, and she awoke to find
herself alone, in a convulsive agony of sobs.
" He suffers, my love. Oh, God, let me
Buffer in his stead 1 Dear Christ, let me
know that he still lives ! "
Wearied out, lyiog still, a great change
Dame. The rain beat on the roof and the
shadows deepened with the dying flame,
but she had no fear. It was as if God had
stooped and lifted her to heights whence
she saw all created beings, the living end
the dead mouldering in their narrow graves,
alike pare and holy in his eight, fulfilling
Hie will.
Folded in unutterable peace that was like
the ebbing of a midnight sea, she and Tom
were together, his arms around her, float-
ing to some greater mystery—out—oat—
CHAPTER XIII.
That winter life passed strangely at the
Vangbane'. Mies Clem alternated from sea-
sons of supreme authority, when her energy
and oversight of the plantation were un-
natural, to days of inanition and lack of in.
tereet in all mundane matters, even the
events of the war, looking herself in her
own room to pore over some musty volume.
Thus mnoh responsibility devolved upon
Betty, who wee all the better for being ac-
tively employed during the lonely, bleak
months.
Beyond the actual life of everyday work
and routine, of supervising the women in
their sewing and distributing the weekly red
tions to the negro quarters, wae a no less
real inner life which she led in a new world
where every sense was quickened, and the
present and future seen only by the light of
her love. Communication with Tom was
impossible, but no doubts of his faith
troubled her. Here, where they had walked
and lived together, he seemed always pre°.
ent, and the barren land bloomed and blos-
somed to new wonders, like Aarod's rod, by
the magic of a mysterious double life.
She said to herself," My true love hath
my heart and I have hie " ; and, secure in
this happy oonsoionsness, fears even as to
hie safety did not assail her.
(To be continued)
Dave Potts' Wife.
Boston Herald: We were sitting in &
small pnblic hell in a town in Connecticut,
waiting for the lecturer to appear. There
were about 300 people present, and, at a
moment when everybody wae quiet, a man
marched up the centre aisle, mounted the
stage, and turning to face the audience, he
asked in solemn tones
" Is Dave Potts in this 'ere crowd ?"
Silence.
"Ie Dave Potts in this 'ere crowd?"
continued the speaker in louder and more
solemn tones.
"Dave Potts is 'ere," said that in-
dividual, as he stood up. " Air anything
wanted ?"
She be," answered the man on the
stage. "Your wife has been tooken, end
wants yon,"
" Tooken with what?"
Fits, and the wags kind, and two women
was a rubbin' her when I cum away. Go
hum, Dave Potts. Yon hain't 110 biznese
crouching around a literary entertainment,
any how."
And as Dave walked out the man oame
down and took a front seat with the air of
an orator who had won a prize.
Legal counterfeiters.
Pittsburg Despatch: Statesmen are the
only people who are permitted to pees bad
bine.
Scotland has 50,000 volunteers ; while
England, which should have 350,000, has
only 170,000.
Signs of Death.
Bellows—What makes you fear your eon
out in Colorado is deed ?
Fellows (with a sigh)—He hasn't written
for money for nearly a month.
" Well, said Brown to his newt mar-
ried friend, " so your wife does the cook.
ing.? I wonder you are alive to tell the
tale!" " Yee," replied the other, " but
am alive—alive and kicking."
A. $W11001' SINAII& OONE,
Madame Stewart 1Paesea Away 131/aging of
Her Loved Native Land,
Mra. Welter Braoe (Madame Stewart),
of Druce and Patriok'S Balmoral Choir,
died on 'Tuesday morning at the home of
ber oouein, Mr, David Bruoe, No. 265
North May etreet, It will bo remembered
that Mrs. Bruce turned suddenly ill at the
concert given by the Orkney and Shetland
Sooiety in Farwell Hall on Deo. 175h, and
wee unable to finish her part of the pro.
gramme. She was taken to the home of
her relative and it was not at first thought
that her illness was eo various, but on
Sunday- it was considered advisable to
telegraph Mr. Brune, her husband, who
was in Pittsburg, and he arrived hero on
Monday.
Deceased, who was but 33 yearn old, was
a very popular soprano of Gleiegow, and
her untimely death will be mourned by et
'ergo circle of friends and admirers in
Scotland and Atnertoe.
A touching iuotdent in connection with
Madame Stewart's closing hours was her
pathetic singing of the old Sootoh soot;,
" The Bonnie, Bonnie Banks o' Loch
Lomond." Her mind wee evidently tra-
velling back to the loved heather hills of
her native land, of which she had often
sang so sweetly, and it was with tear•
dimmed eyes that those who smoothed her
dying pillow lietened to the failing voioe of
the sweet Binger aa' ebe thus teebly breathed
her farewell song :
" You'll tak' the high road and Ill tak' the low
road,
And I'll be in Scotland afore you.
But me and my true love, we'll never moot again
On the bonnie, bonnie banks o' Loch Lomond:
The funeral took place on Thursday, a
large gathering of friends following the
remaioe to the piece of interment in Rome
Hill Cemetery.—Chicago British.American.
The Soot and Fits nag.
The folio wine, taken from Sooton paper
of the year 1866, will be interesting reading
now: "Dr. Norman MoLeod said: The
-first thing I saw on entering the meeting
to -night wes'the flag here, (pointing to the
Union Jack) Yon kuow that is the flag of
oar country. Very well, that is the bravest
flag in the world. (Cheers.) It is the flag
of the finest country on the face of the
earth. (Cheers.) There is not a country
in the world—and I hove been in many—
like it. (Renewed cheers.) I have been in
ever so many and I never sew more beauti•
fel hills, more beautiful 'oohs, more beauti-
ful valleys, than those in our country. And
there ie not a town in the whole world to
be compared with Edinburgh. (Cheers.)
There ie not a country in the world that
has more be sutiful Bongs ; and there is no
music that will make you laugh, and greet,
and dance, equal to the old Scotch mneio.
(Cheers) There ie not a oonntry on the
face of the earth where you have more
Gospel truth—where you have such Sab-
bath schools—where there ie a clergy more
earnest in inetruating young and old in the
fear of the Lord. What I have to say to
yon is, wherever you go on the face of the
earth you are not to forget that flag, and
you are not to disgrace your country. Over
the whole world there are Sootohmen. I
have preached to Sootohmen in Russia, in
Sweden, in America, in Egypt, in Turkey,
in Italy—there ie hardly a place where I
have not preached to Sootohmen ; and these
generally have been an honor to their
country, except when they take to drink,
and then they become the biggest black
guards on the face of the earth. (Laughter
and cheers )
Some Things Worthy of Attention.
In order to call attention to the great
care necessary before burying the dead,
the following extraote from a medioal
journal are given namely, five signs of
death :
First sign—Cessation of circulation and
respiration.
Second—Cooling of the body from 99
degrees to that of atmosphere, usually in 24
honre or lees.
Tbird—Rigidity, which begins in about
six honre after death ; after some hours
there is again relaxation.
Fourth—Resietanoe of mneolee to galvan-
ization.
Fifth—Mortification, which generally
commences about 40 hours after death, and
nenally shows first over the stomach.
Physicians should always see the dead
person before giving a oertificate, even in
cases where they have been in attendance
just before death.
On the authority of a physician it is
understood that in embalming a alight
incision is made firat, before going on with
the process, which seems a necessary safe-
guard.
The attention of mothers and nurse', is
called to the danger of oovertng infante'
heeds too closely, lest they should not have
enfetolent air to breathe freely.
Easy Washing.
Soak the clothes in the ordinary way
night before washing. When ready to wash
pea clothes through wringer. Then put
in the boiler 24 pails of water, 4 bar of
seep, about 1 oz. of paraffine wax, which
can be had in wholesale drug stores at 15o.
a pound. The soap and pareffine will die -
solve while the water is heating. The
clothes may then be put in. When the
water boils after the clothes are put in, note
the time and continue the boiling one -halt
hour, after which take out clothes and rinse
them in hot water ; the dirtier pieces will
require rnbbing, the othere, not eo soiled,
will not need the rubbing. The process of
bluing is conducted in the ordinary manner.
Paraffine wax will not damage the most
delicate materials, but rather the contrary
delioate tissues are preserved in the same
for years. The above process is not only
a saving of labor, bat also prevents
destruction of clothes in the ordinary
process of rubbing. This recipe is not for
woollens.
Becoming Dangerous to Live.
Are we safe nowhere from baoteria, some
one; inquires, no even when we are sealed
np in a vacuum in a glees case? Not con
tent with showing us that horrid monsters
claw and fight in every drop of water we
drink, scientific- gentlemen have now been
microscopically overhauling a hailstone and
finding that an infinitesimal speck of the
ice contains no lees than 400 to 700 of the
bacteria, says the Scientific American. They
may be the germs of smallpox, scarlet
fever, leprosy, naughtiness and crime. Not
even ice will kill them, for they thaw out
and Wriggle ferociously. ,The invention of
the microscope 'revealed wonders to man,
but it has made life a burden to nervone
people. Nothing is free from miarobee any
more, nothing is pure, except the benevo-
lent motive of one, says the same inquirer,
who lends a friend $5 when he never expects
to get it beak again.
Two remarkably big men were buried at
Marshall, Ill,, Mat week. Charles Keller,
aged 20, weighed 400 pounds and an 18 -
year -old son of David Reynolds weighed a
few pounds more than 400. There was no
hearse in town large enough o carry the
coffin of either of them.
The average Wellesley College 'el
weighs 119
feet 2 inohee in heightnd is a trifle eve
NKWSPAPLit. Mr1U014
A group of newspaper men dined to,
gather at Provideuoe, Rhode Island, the
other night, and, naturally, they talked
ebop. Some'of the pointe brought out to
the dieouseton will interest the general
reader. For inetanoe, there is news and
newe. The story of any grime is news, but
indecent and purely soneational narration;
or "padding out ' with ehooking details is,
not news. The newspapers should gives
"all the news," but it should be genuine
and decent and served with regard for pub•
lic morality and so se to afford right hi-
es un ent curreven, Tre-
epectaraotible newpospaper will nottssmirchhe it®
columns even for "filthy lucre," There is
a sensationalism which is proper, but it is
born of real evente,not of repertoriel inter-
pretation of them. The appearance of the
one in the newspaper column is legitimate.
The use of the other finds no excuse, save
in a desire for a notoriety whi©b cannot bo
gained by legitimate means.
We believe the decent eentiment of the
public will agree with the viewe advanced
above. There is news, that ie, reports that
come to every newspaper offioe', of actual
events that is not fit to be laid before the
general public. These events may be
orimea of a partioulerly malodorous nature
or social scandals, the publication of which
will bear more heavily on the innocent than
upon the guilty and with which the general
public have no legitimate business. The
suppression of such reports is in the inter-
est of good morals and osnnot harm any
reepeotable journal.
Among the strongest pointe made on the
occasion noted above wee that of Telcott.
Williams, of the Philadelphia Press, in
oritioizing the personal and impertinent
features of some modern journals. The
praotice of invading the homes of the
people and prying into affairs that are
essentially of a purely private character ie
an outrage upon the rights of the indi-
vidnale concerned. We refer, of aonrso, to
ogees in which the consent of the parties
interested has not previously been secured.
It a lady desires to have her entertain-
ments and attire and personal affairs
written up for the press there can be no
serious objection to it providing the work
is done in a proper manner. But the
key -hole society reporter is an unmitigated
nuisance and should be promptly kicked
off the front stoop of a house where .he is
discovered carrying on his clandestine
operations.
Some Plain Talk.
" Anti -Bazaar " in Montreal Witness :
Six,—The bazaar season is now set in, and
methinks the Witness, Star and other city
papers deserve a vote of thanks for the free
notices and graphio descriptions of them,
and we should thank our pity fathers for
granting the bazaars exemption from taxes,
but, above all, thanks are due to the fancy
goods dealers who so patiently accept the
position and give their wares to there noble
charities, pay 811 the taxes heaped on them
and pay you good gold for every line in
paper. All through the dark, damp spring,
the hot dry summer and oold,bleak fall the
" dealers " have been patiently waiting for
and looking to the holiday trade to help
them take np a note, reduce a heavy stook
or Dover loos of doll times, bat jaat as their
hopes are getting ripe the bazaar vulture
sweeps down on them and all their
hopes, ripe or green, are 'mellowed
up. Ten thousand dollars, they say, was
taken at one bazaar, but how mach will be
taken this winter through bazaars in our
so-called Christ -Like churches? Would it
be too much to say $50,000? On all this
there is no tax, no wages, no rent, otten no
cost and all profit. To whom does this
amount rightfully belong ? From whom is
it stolen? How much harm will it do?
How muoh good ? How much will Christ
accept, bless and use for his own glory ? A
few dealers may cloae their doors or be sold
out, but this is nothing ; no one Dares; the
°hurohee end military olabe have their
right 1 Mothers who would scorn to let
their daughters serve in a store for an
honest wage, deck them out like harlequins
and plane them behind a counter to preside
over eoap.bubbles, ice cream or throwe for
overvalued articles, or presumptuous poli-
tical "tools "—and think they are doing
God's work or a noble charity. It high-
toned churches and military (Aube have
come down to the level of oharity—then we
have reached our best days.
How to Keep Healthy In India.
By direction of Sir Frederick Roberts,
the principal army mediae' officer in India
baa issued on a flyleaf is series of simple
rules for the maintenance of health in the
hot weather in the plains. There are in all
thirteen of these rules, couched in plain,
terse language, and although intended
primarily for the soldier and his family
they are equally applicable to all Euro-
peans. Thee people are warned that lege
meat and more fruit and vegetables would
be mortebealthful ; that spirits should be
eschewed altogether, and malt liquor should
not be taken until after sundown, and
never on an empty etomeoh ; that sleep
should be taken before, not after meals;
that amateur aelf•dootoring ie bad, especi-
ally in such diseases as enteric fevers,
which need to be taken promptly ; that in
dry weather it ie well to sleep away
from the stuffy atmosphere of rooms in-
habited by day. Mothers are advised to
see that young ohildren are indoors in the
hot weather by 7 a. m., to proteat the head
carefully, and it with umbrellas with white
covers and green lining, eo much the better.
The value of flannel for wear in hot
weather is insisted on especially at night,
to avoid the chili, which may be deadly.
Native bacon in every form is to be a
avoided, meat should be given epariogly to
ohildren, the beat diet being soup in which
vegetables have been well boiled, bread,
milk, riot, arrowroot and eggs. Milk frons
native dairies should be boiled before nee,.
and the purchaser should see the cow
milked. Condensed milk is better for chil-
dren than ordinary milk. The leaflet con-
taining these direction° has been circulated
in all the barrack, cantonments and mili-
tary stations in India.—London Times.
Carry the news to Mary,
And, pray, be not too long,
For she is fast declining,
And, surely, 'twould be wrong—
not to tell her of Dr. Pierce's' Favorite
Presoription. We do want Mary to know
in some way or other, that this world.famed
remedy wilt cure her beyond any doubt!
It's just the medicine for young woman-
hood, and thousands has it bridged over
that perilous sea.
From every State, from every city, from
nearly every neighborhood in this broad.
land, comes the grateful acknowledgment
of what it has done and i' doing for our
daughters. The only medicine for the dig -
trussing and, painful irregnlaritiee and
weaknesses of woman, gold with a positive
guarantee to give satisfaction in every case,
or money refunded. In other words, sold
on trial
re it a Home Bird ?
Albany Argus : Here is a tariff problem.
An Arizona cow strayed morose the border
into Medico and gave birth to a oalf. Mr.
McKinley should determine whether it is a
pauper calf or a home industry. •
de The Centime's chin hes begun to double
and ber girth 10 greater than f yore.'
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