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The Exeter Advocate, 1891-1-15, Page 3THE! A enesTI9 QM.; Or, A Naturallet'a Dream. 1Pedieated to Mr, James B. Le Moine, Spencer Orange, ,Quebee, and Mr. Thomas Moll - wraith, Cturnbrae, Hamilton, Ont. (By Bey. Duncan Andereon.) What I frees the icy Pole? Now draw it mild, And on plain travellers, pray, play no tick'. feel as haughty as Minerva:0 self, And, if you runle me, as cross as twice two sticks. (1, Just in by special," and his owlship winked Twa4 oome,nat slow, aud took a good few hours, ',From those 'high latitudes ' that Dullerin knew, Till I could rest iny pintoes in Canadian bowers. But then I dropped in at a station north, To pay a visit to a friendly auk; Some time was lost. but what's that to an owl Who longs to eee his friends awl have a social talk? " Perhaps, tho', you may think it somewhat etrauge 'rehear my speech; but let that wonder pass— Some human owls speak, to, and why not I, When words of wisdom came so glib from Balsams as?' And then he talked a strange things—new and old— Of Greenland's snowy plains and ice -ribbed shore— Of mighty Pachyderms that once roamed there, And of their pond'rous bones that now lie bleached and hoar. Ah I could you see those placid seas that bathe The sphinx -like Pole, and bright as mirror gleam Tiarathe long Arctic night, while stars shine down, Till like a double eky their twinkling shadows seem. No sound then breaks the awful etillness there ; The ear the throbblings of the heart might sum ; Life plants no footstep on those silent shores ; Time there seems past—eternity's long morn has come. Sweet Arctic night 1 that owls alone enjoy, When human hearts beat cold, and alone and sad; When bears reluctant leave their ioy den, And canines whine for sunlit homes, and then go mad .Now bursts the light upon some sprhogtide morn ; Higher and higher climbs the orb of day; '.The curtain iises from the wak'ning earth, And the huge iceberg breaks its bonds and floats away. ,Hark, the loud thunder of tho mighty whale; The wo,lrue sports, like lambkin on the lea; Peerless the eeal basks on his rooky isle, Nor dreads a human foe within that tranquil sea. 'Tranquil—but for the rushing wings that bring, From sunnier climes, a bright and joyous throng; "The cay're'd rock flings back Hee sea gall's scream, While hill and dale ring with the warblers' nuptial song. :or wings e.lone bring visitants from far, As wheel fresh squadrons from the trackless eky ; 'The shaggy musk ox o'er the meadow roams, And wary reindeer browse where lowly lichens lie. And these cold waves that once kissed torrid shores, 'Their trophies northward bear with favoring breeze. And the tall pine that graced some southern hill, Now lies, all chafed and worn, on sands of polar seas. Seas where tlae paddle's stroke has never stirred The mimic wave to tuneful melody ; Unknown the spreading sell and bending oar ; And eye of man hes nevergazed upon that sea. No living eye—for merk yon battered wreck, That sparless, cordless, dos like phamtom by Want -wasted forms crouch on its mouldy deck, And glsring, sightless orbs stare upwards to the sky. 'Onwards his helpless prey the ice -fiend bore, And trebly looked them in their frozen cell, 'Till biting cold and gnawing hunger told A tale of want and woe no human Lougee may tell. .And wives will wait to welcome husbands home. And long in mothers' hearts hope's lamp will burn, .And maidens sigh to press the plighted hand; But, ah 1 these shrivelled fornas will never more return. And wind and tido will steer that creaking helm, Till the worn keel rests till on ocean bed, .But the loved port that crew will never hail Till Be shall give command, 'Yield up thy hidden dead 1" 'But pray excuse what Lachrymarys fill; My nietitator is a better ,lan; .And we may weep, or whistle on the brakes; Strange that an owl in aught should beat the nobler man 1 But, to tbe point; I fear I've wandered far, And left unspoken what yet brought me here; ,Please think not. if our latitude exceeds The "eighties." that we have no "Gazetteer .' But why, or how we know, it matters not. All things of sublunary strain beguile An owl's lone hours, and little birds may tell Your own Canadian tales on far Jan Meyen's Isle. And so it came to pass that whispers said That Cairnbrae, famed Spencer Grange and you .Had won your spurs, but here I mean no joke, But speak as it I'd graduated from the' Zoo." And thus, in conclave grave of learned °NOS, The Stria Cinerea and Nvotie. swore, .And all the rest gave out responsive hoots, That these thrice honored names be added to OUT corps. Adopted by our tribe, without one nay, Pray here accept this decorated scroll; .And Dr. Stewart's facile pen will give, To wond'ring ears, its tale, when I am at the Pole. woke—the dream was past; nor mystic scroll Nor Arctic owl, my blinking eyes could see; :But all was phonographed on mem'ry's page, And I to other's tell what then was told to me. BITTING Biltap Itim•••••••••01111.0.0,..1.14 Adirondack Murray's Estimate Dead Indian. .t the A Great Historic Character -nil Seer anti a Prophet, "Everybody is well setisfied at his death." This is the sentepoe I read this morning in a great American journal totiohing the =neer of the great Sioux prophet, Sitting Ball. I say murder, for murder it was and murder it was intended to be, unlees all the reports sent eastward for the last month have been lies. The land grabbers wented the Indian lands. The lying, thieving Indian agents wanted silence touching past thefts, aneee immunity to continue their thieving. The renegades from their people among the Indian police wanted an opportunity to show their power over a man who despised them as renegades, and whom, therefore, they hated. The public) opinion of the frontier—the outgrowth of ignorance, credulity and selfieh greed—more than as- sented to a plan to rid the country of one who while he lived, so great was he in fame and in fact, must forever stand as a reminder ot wars past, and a threat of war to come. Oat of all these and other oeuses peculiar to the condition of things there localized, some aceidental and deplorable, others per. manent and infamone, was born, as Mil- ton's Death was born, from Satan and Sin, the plot to kill him. And so he was murdered. His death is sad enough. It would have been sad to many of no who knew him as he was and admired him for what he was had he died in peace amid the remnants of hie people and the mourning of hie race. But killed as he has been in obedience to a conspiraoy and as the outcome of a plot to make an end of him, untried by process of law, proven guilty of no crime, unconvicted of any overt aot, we pronounce fele killing a crime and his sadden removal in the manner and substance of it an outrage and a murder. THE GREAT MEDICINE MAN. I knew this man; knew him in relation to his high office among hie people and in his elements as a man. As to his office or rank I honored him. He filled a station older than human records. As a man I admired him. He represented in person, in manners, in mind and in the heroism of his spirit the highest type of a race vehioh in many and rare virtues stands peer among the nations of the world. As to his rank or official station, we whites oalled him Medicine Men. It is a name that does not name. It is and has been from the beginning of our intercoureed with the red race a de- lusion and the source :of delusions among even the scholarly. A word of truth as to this : When the French first mingled with the aboriginals of this continent they found in eaoh tribe a man honored of all, in many respects greeter than the greatest war chief. Ot his rank there was no donlit. Of his functions only one was apparent ; all others were hidden. They were connected with the religions rites and mysteries of a mysterious people. The one function of hie high office that they could apprehend, .the least of them all, as we now know in feet was this : He was the physinian, the healer of his people. Thie they could see and understand and hence in their ignor- ance of his reel office, of his nobler Junotione and rank, they named him the medi- cine man, and thie misnomer clung to him and his office and has been perpetuated, blinding all eyes and hanging a veil of darkness between us and true knowledge. But to the red men he, whom the whites in their ignorance misnamed the medicine man, the physidan, the healer, was the prophet of the Great Spirit to the tribe, the seer of God, as Semnel was to the Jews, holding the relation to the war chiefs that Joshua held to Mown, and holding to their religion and its rites the same great rank and office as the High Priest among the Jews held to the Temple. The men Sitting Ball was a wer prophet, not wer chief, to his people. The seer, in the line of Beers of a race, beside whioh, as to antiquity, the Jews are but mushrooms. What Was the misnomer, a joke, a term of contempt to tis in our ignorance of faot end ancient things, to the red mon—for the term Indian as applied to them is ale° a misnomer and & proof of fourteenth cen. tary 'ignorance—was a rank above all ranks won or bestowed by the tribe; an office above all earthly offices, connected and eymbolic of the highest truths and deepest mysteries of their religion. Should be Exempt. New York Herald: 'Since butchers are barred from the juryiliet When murderers are tried, A few other people would not be missed Wore they likewise denied; The dentist who slaughters his groaning prey— Is he not a man of blood? The barber who chins through the livelong day— Who can stand his wordy flood? 'Then the candy butcher, who holds up trains— A fiendish man is be! And the joker who addles his dearth of brains— What a juror he must bet And last, but not least, the deadly boro, With a tongue as fine as silk; No alcused man could dodge the evergreen shore If the jury were made of his ilk. IIOME. A man can build a mansion, And furnish it throughout; A man can build a palace, With lofty walls and stout; A man can build a temple, With high and spacious dome; But no man in the world can build That precious thing called home. So 'tis a happy faculty Of WOMOU far and wide To turn a cot or palace Into something else beside, Where brothers, sons and husbands tired, With willing footsteps 00Me, A place of rest where love abounde, A perfect kingdom, home. Lon. A timid stet that fears the night, And flees out far in search of light Beyond the bar of earthly sight To worlds unknown. A broken lute that needs some hand Its stringso mute to understand, And to it suit a song more grand, A loving tone. A sky of blue that strangely thrills, A song or two leaf hidden rills, Paint laughter through far purpled hills Of early youth. A shadow pain, a inlet of years, A falling rain of voiceless tears, A heart that fain would still its fears, And rind the truth. ineignia of hie office, Ito a king hie robot', or a judge his geese.' In eating he wee tem. perate ; from spirituous drinks an abstainer His word once given was n true bond. PI was a born diplomat. No foe ever fathoms his theught. I have watched him by tb hour when I knew hie heart was hot wit wrath, but neither from eye nor hp no oheek nor nostril nor sinewy hand neigh one get hint of the storm raging within There wait no sallow to him. He vette th embodiment of depth. Was he eloquent? What is eloquence? Who may say—who may agree to it? Men tell me that Mr. Depew is eloquent, and that New Yorkers go wild with she glasses in front of them when their Mr. Choete is speaking, I have read their words. Their eloquence is not that of the greet Sioux Prophet, Here are some.words of his, You can compare them with your orators' best : "You tell me of the Mohawks. My fathers knew them. They demanded rtribute of them. The Sioux laughed. They went to meet them, 10,000 horsemen. The Mowhawks saw them oomina, made them a feast and returned home. Yon tell me of the Abenaznis. They are our fore- fathers, and the forefathers of all red men, Thew were the men of the Dawn. They (Arne from the East. They were born in the morning of the world. The traditions of my people are full of the Abeneznie. They rooked the oradlee of our race." And again— "What treaty that the whites have kept has the red man broken? Not one. What treaty that the whites ever made with ns red men have they kept? Not one. When I was a boy the Sioux owned the world. the enn rose and set in their lands. They sent 10,000 horsemen to battle. Where are the warriers to -day? 'Who slew them? Where are our lands ? Who owne them? What white man win say I ever etole his lands or a penny of his money? Yet they say I am a thief. What white woman, how- ever lonely, was ever when a captive in - Bulled by me? Yet they say I am a bad Indian. What .white man has ever seen me drunk? Who has ever come to me hungry and gone unfed ? Who has ever seen me beat my wives or abuse my obit- dren ? What law have I broken? Is it wrong for one to love my own? Is it wicked in me becauee my skin is red; because I am a Sioux; because I was born where my tethers lived; because I would die for my people and my country ?" And again: "They tell you I murdered Custer It is a lie. I am not a war chief. I was not in the battle that day. His eyes were blinded that he could no see. He was a fool, and he rode to hie death. He made the fight, not I. Whoever tells you I killed the Yellow Hair is a liar." " IS THIS TOUR SON, MP LORD p" heinlr 4 T. ML:. 5G41.1l0.111, 011 Mao against all revolutionary methods of honorable progress." He thinks that as "Uccle Tom's Cabin" did more than all the pulpits to make slavery odious, so may books like the one under review help to revolutionize society in another re- speot. " No one will endure, or pity or embrace the vice and the heartlessness portrayed by Helen Gardener. It is BO thoroughly deteetable that to one nn - familiar with corrupt and hollow life it seems almost impoeeible, and it reminds us of the wretched criminal portrayed in Tolstoi's last novel. To the inexperienced, this book will be sad revelation; to the vicious classes which it portrays, it will be a warning that they are observed and saorned, but whether it will give them a blush of shame may be a queetion." Matilda Joslyn Gage, the President of the Woman's National Liberal Union, says that the good influence of this book must be incaloulable, as " it is not an attack upon either sex, but an attempt to show the result of conditions. Her pioturee are chastely drawn, and some of the finest characters in her book are men. Neither does she fail to expose the petty thought of a certain class of women whose sole aim is social position ; mothers whose vanity and weakness prove ea destructive to sons as more gross teaching from others." Robert C. Adams, President of the Canadian Seoular Union, says the merit of the book is ite absolute !rankness; the plain spoken declaration of what everyone thinks about and nobody epeaks of. " It is the one honest book of the day that does not attempt to curry favor, offers no apolo- gies to respectable error, advances its opinions El:merely and takes its stand fiat. ooted for needed reforms." Donn Platt firet describes the author, whose acquaintance he made in his own office & year and a half ago. "From these reveries I was awakened by the musical rustle of feminine drapery, and wheeling in my chair, I saw before me e girlish face and figure, one slender and graceful, and the other not only beautiful in its delicate out. lines, but so alive with expressions of sense and sensibility, that it photographed itself upon the heart through that instantaneous raceme Nature gave es long in advance of its coarser imitation. My visitor an- nounced herself as Helen Gardener, and slielendered me some of her work for pub- lication in Belford." While so much ad- miring the author, Donn nett cells the book horrible. "The saddest pert of all,'' he says, "101 reading this dread- ful book, is that one is im- pressed with the belief that itis written by a good woman. Women make bad reformers, because of their emotional nature and the conrege of their convictions, that renders them bigots." He closee thus : " Thie is written more in sorrow than in anger, and with the hope that the ill. enecess of this terrible book will induce the gifted Gardener to leave the deodorizing of social use -pools through literary efforts to the male Tolstois, and give us, ae she nen, sweet, pure, touching stories of human life." A Misplaced Pension. Ottawa Free Press An agitation in favor of abolishing the pensions of the heirs of" Nell Gwynne," who was the favorite mistress of King Charles the Second, has been started in Englend, and recusivee the support of Conservativee as well as Radioals. The chief pension is the two thotwand pounds paid annually to the Duke cf St. Albans, whose only claim upon the British treasuary is the fact of hie being descended from one of Nell Gwynneni royal infants—the particular one that Nell held out of a window as Charles II. passed, and told the king that if he didn't make him a duke she would drop him ; that is, the infant, not the King. He was made & duke, and en- dowed with a pension of £2,000 a year as royal falconer; and that pension the nation has been paying for over two hundred years. It is very doubtful if the " ih.erry Monarch" ever entioipated that in 1890 the British people would be still paying £2,000 a year to the deeoendant of his mistress. The Duke of St. Albans is still nominally "royal falconer," but there are no hawks, no falcons and no pigeone to take care of, yet the payment goes on, and the Government proposes to commute the pension for twenty-seven years pur- chase. This while survivors of the Light Brigade are dependent on public chetrity for support. THE COUNSELLOR OF CHIEFS. Hence, by virtue of his office, old custom and tradition, this man, Sitting Bull, was conneellor of chiefs, the Warwick behind the throne stronger than the throne, the oracle of mysteries and of knowledge hidden from the mass, hidden even from ohiefe, to whose words of advice and extbority all listened as to the last and highest expreeeion of wisdom. Stich WEIS Sitting Bull as to hie office, as interpreted and understood from a stand- point of knowledge of the religion, the tn. ditions and the superstitions of his people. That he was faithful to his high office all knew. That he was, in fad, conneellor of chiefs, that as Joehne did to Moses, so he in hour of battle upheld their arms till the sun went down and the battle was lost or won, let all who fought hie tribe declare ; that the gods of his race found in him a high priest faithful to his trust none oen ever deny. He lived and be has died a red men, true to his office and his race. That leaf of laurel none can deny to his fame— not even hie renegade murderers. Bat no office, however great, is as great as the man if he fills it greatly, and this man Sitting Brill was greater as a man than he was even as a pronhet. I met himoften ; I studing him cloudy as one of intelligence studies the type of & race. --I may add of a departing race and I knew him well. And this I say of him. He was a Sioux of the Sioux, a red man of the red men. In him, his race, in phyeique, in manners, in virtue, in faults, etood imamate. In face he was the only man I ever saw who resembled Gladstone — large featured, thoughtfully grave, refleotive, reposeful when unexcited. In wrath his countenance was a collodion of unexploded or exploding thunder—the awful embodiment of meas. urelese passion and power. In conversation he was deliberate, the neer of few words, but suave and low voiced. In moments of social relaxation he was oompanioneble, reoeptive of humor, a genial hod, a pleasant guest. n his family gentle, affectionate and not opposed to merriment. When sitting in counoil his deportment was a model; grave, deliberate, courteous to opponents, patient and kindly to xnen of lesser mind. I suggest that our Senators copy after him, ELOQUENT AND PROUD. In pride he was equal to hie renk and race, a rank to him level with a Pope's, and a race of rehe oldest and bravest in the world. Of vanity I never saw one trace in him. I would couple *he word with Glad. stone or Webster as quickly se with hiin. He was never over.dreesed. He wore the When in the Box. Mr. Robert Jaffrey, of Toronto, writes to the Ottawa Journal in reply to Mr. MaCer- thy's defence of his examination of Mr. Jaffrey in the street railway arbitration. Mr. Jaffrey concludes es follows: "The evidence will show that I made no retort upon Mr. MoCerthy till he had gone beyond all license allowed to any lawyers in any court ; and, as he himself shows that he first introduced the allusion to retainers, his letter is a poor defence either of himself or the aowardly practice fortunately fol- lowed by but a few of the profession, and in following it in this case I don't think Mr. McCarthy has added to hie reputation either es a man or as a lawyer. I am pleased to be able to eay I have had general congratulation for standing up for the rights of the witness, and from none so generally or so strongly se from the legal profession." Fruit for Farmers. As every farmer shoul0 raise some fruit for the nee of hie family,lhe should observe two general rules in making a selection and planting. The first is, to plant no more ground than he can prepare in the beet manner, and always keep in good order; and she seeond is, to select only such fruits as are hardy enough to grow well and bear well in all seasons. There are some fruits that are easily injured by cold winters, if not killed by them; and others bear irreg. ularly, or bear small crops, or have scabby specimens. Omit these, and select the reliable ones, and old well -tried kinds, and especially do not pay high prices for nos,. elties until you can afford to expend some. thing on empty experiments, or for knowl- edge merely, rather than fruit. Playgrounds for Poor Children. Harper's Weekly: The movement for small parks in the orowded parts of the folly was successfully made during the mayoralty of Mr. Hewitt, and the sum of $1,000,000 was appropriated for the purpose. It is thought twenty or thirty such parks as are now proposed might be maintained by the income of this sum. They ere to be laid out simply as playgrounds, and the speotaale 61 last summer in the hilarious enjoyment of the children was very touching. There must be some sapervision, of coarse, bat the project ie not an experiment. It has been thoroughly tested, and it ie one of the happiest suggestions of the oharitable and humane spirit of the time. Buffalonian for Oronhyateklia. Buffalo News: One of the interesting men of Canada is Dr. Orouligetoklia, of Toronto. He it an Indian who in his youth was chief of the Mohawks. The Prince of Wales urged him to go to England to be educated at the royel expense, and he was subsequently graduated frchn Oxford and from a London medical school. He is a good.looking, broad -shouldered six.footer. The best puitures so far taken of the moon ehow thet wallet walls, whose tops are no more than 200 ger& or so in width, and wbieh are no more than 1,000 or 1,200 yards apart, are plainly visible. 414 From Gompars' Address. Oar centres of industry with their mills, factories and workshop are teeming with young and innooent children, bending their weary forms with long hours of daily drudgery, with pinched and wan cheeks, and emaciated frames, dwarfed both physi. oally and mentally, and frequently driving them to premature decay and death. The innocent smile of youthful happiness is soon transformed into wrinkles and other evidences of early decay. The life's blood of the youth of oar land is too frequently sapped at the foundation. The hope of a perpetuity of free institutions is endan- gered when the rising generation is robbed of the opportunity to enjoy the healthfal recreations of the play.grounds or the men- tal improvements of the school -house. AN IterEILESTING QUESTION,, Nast 117nolle Sam Coin Silver Bullion for Citizens' Ilse 7 A Philadelphia despatch eaye : Judge Harley B. Morse and Otorge C. Merrick, of Denver, Col., callecl yesterday at the United States mint here with a briok weighing 614 ounces, eight ounces fine, presented it to the weighing clerk, and demanded that it be coined ,into money for them. Their demand being refused, they waited upon Col. 13oebyshell, superin. tentient of the mint, and made the same demand of him. Col. Bosbyshell refused to accept the brick for private coinage, and Morse and Merrick then presented hire with a formal demand in writing In this document Muerte Morse and Mer. rick " demanded as of right under the constitution and laws of the United Statee that the silver bullion be reoeiyed and ooined into silver dollars of the weight of 4123 grains, Troy standard silver, for the use and benefit of the depositors, and without unnecessary delay." Mr. Mer. riok aeked Col. Bosbysliell to give them a certificate or letter certifying that he and Judge Morse had offered their silver for coinage, and that it had been refused by him, so the,t they would be saved the trouble of proving that fact in court, where they proposed to test the right of the Government to refuse the bullion. Col. Bosbyshell gave them a letter acknowledging the receipt of their offer of silver bullion to be coined into silver dollars for their use and benefit, and deolining such offer "on the ground that it is in violation of the laws and regulations of the mint service to deposit silver for private ac- count." Messrs. More and Merrick then departed with their silver. The ground upon which they based their demand is thrtt the claim is a constitutional one, and denies the right of the Government to make what is known as " seigniorage." At present the market value of silver bullion is 103e- cents per ounce fine, while the mint value of an ounce is 129 29400 cents. When the Government buys bullion it pays the merket bullion price, and makes the difference which is the " seigniorage " between that prioe and the legal tender value. This " seigniorage" the two gen. tlemen think they have as =oh right to as the Government. Snippings About Silk. Figured bengalinee do not "take," in the language of the retailers'. Double•faced satin ribbon certainly looks handsome on velvet hats. The new reddish purple shades in silk and velvet are taking quite well. The run on black silk handkerchiefs, especially the twenty-four inch size, is unprecedented. The mail order departments report silks selling better in combinations than singly. The stock of silk in the Lyons Magasin General on the last day of November, 1890, was 4,922 bales. Pretty house dresses are made of brocade and silk warp woolen geode in medium and light oolorie—Dry Goods Economist. A McAllister Orew. Excited Lady (at Atlantic, City)—Why isn't something done for that ship in die. trawl? Why don't some of you— Life Saver (burriedly)—We have sent the crew & line to come ashore, mum. Excited Lady—Of all things! Were they waiting for a formal invitation? Direct from the Contribution Box. "The idea 1 "said the African missionary, ndignantly. "What's the matter? " "The idea of sending celluloid poker chips to aid the heathen in an ivory coun- try."—New York Sun. An Inconsistent Old Fellow. Wool—They say old Closefiet left a clause in his will direoting that hie body be cremated. Van Pelt—And yet he made his boast that he believed in giving the devil hie due The Bad Lands. "What are the Bad Lands, of which so frequent mention is made in the telegrams about the United States Indian uprising?" asks a correspondent. The Bed Lands of Dakota are composed of white °ley, which, by the action of rains, has been out into hillocks. They are not high, seldom more than 40 or 50 feet, but it is up one and down another the whole way. There are no water ammo, the nearest approach being a gully forty feet deep, with a foot and a half of mud at the bottom. At every few yards you mud stop, and, with spade and shovel, out a path down the side of a hill in order to deeciend, and then up the side of the one opposite in order to get up again. The mud is es sticky as tar, and in going a few yards the wheels of a waggon become solid round cakes, and all the mules you can hitch to it will not be able to pull it a foot farther. Then the spades are brought and the wheels cleared, the operation being repeated two or three times in 100 yards. The extent of the Bad Lands in Dakota is probably 100 miles from north to south by fifteen 'to thirty mile(' wide. The district is a good one for a crafty foe like the Indian warrior to hide in, but as a location to make a living it has not a redeeming feature. She Changed rt. Housekeeper's Weekly: "Mamma, whett is the use of keeping the whip you use on me behind the motto ' God Mese Oar Home?' " "Well," said mamma, "I'll change it." And elle put it behind the motto "I Need The Every Hour." From Frying -Pan to Fire. Detroit News: Wife—I thought you said you would fill up the coal stove after you got home from the lodge? einsband—I did. Wite—I guess not. When I got up this morning I found a scuttle full of aoal all over the floor, as if somebody tried to fill the stove without removing the top, and I found the scuttle hanging on the gas jet. Husband (thinking: The old girl is on to me, but I will have to get out 01 11 some way)—A friend of mine said he could guess what kind of a temper you had. Wife—The wretch 1 Husband—And he bet me $10 when I was ooming home that I detesen't play off drunk. Wife—The scoundrel! Well, he found out his mistake. Husband (ander his breath)—I got out of that nioe. Wife—Well, I am Alad you won the bet, John; the $10 will buy me a new bonnet. "Away! Away! Thera is danger here! A terrible phantom is bending near; With no human look, with no human breath, He stands beside thee—the haunter—Deathl" If there is one disease more than another that comes like the unbidden guest at a banquet, it is Catarrh. Insidiously it steals upon you, "with no human breath" it graduaVy, like the ootopus, winds its coils about you and crushes you. Bat there is a medicine, called Dr. Sage's Catarrh Remedy, that can tear yon away from the monster, and turn the sythes' point of the reaper. The makers of this wonderful remedy offer, in good faith, a standing re. ward of $500 for an incurable ease of Catarrh in the Head. Women Health Inspectors. Chicago has had the good sense to appoint five women health inspectors: Mrs. Byford Leonard, Mrs. Clara M. Doolittle, Mrs. Marie Owens, Mrs. Mary Glennon and Dr. Rachel Hickey. The salary is $1,000 per annum, and the duties are the inspection of places where women and children work, and the establishment of neceseary sanitary improvements. These inspectors are clothed with police power and already have a000mplished great good in the remedying of &mem They find that the chief difficulty they have to encounter is not tyranny or hard.hearted. nese on the side of the employer, but the inoonoeivable ignorance' of both employer and employed. —1' Oh, come off the perch," mentally exolaimed the cook as she busied herself cleaning the scales from the fish. Miss Constance Fenimore Woolson has settled for the winter at Cheltenham, England, where ehe is (said to be engaged n writing a novel. RED AND WHITE. An American Guys pecription of "Color Hall" at Nice, "1 wonder," wad a young woman who had resided abroad for two year') and hail just returned, "that New York does not attempt a color ball, snob as are fre- quently given at Nice. I attended two there, one red, the other white. `,12he red vvas the more brilliant, but the white was exceedingly beautiful, too. At the former, the men appeared in red satin coats, white satin breeches and red eilk stookinge and shoes. The ladies wore white with red roses. All the decorations and hangings were red, lamp shades and all, and the eupper ornamentatione were all of the Name bright color. At the white ball every- thing wae white. The men wore suite of white satin, with white shoes, and the ladies, of course, white dresses and flower& Both were given by the nobility, and were very gay and attraotive. As a novelty, was told a black ball was onoe given, white ehirts for the men and white flowers for the women being the only relief. New Yorkers adore doing uncommon things— they ought to try a Nice ball."—New York Times, What Shall the Harvest Be? Why 1 White oan it be, but suffering and sorrow, diseeee and death, if you negleole he symptoros of a disordered liver? Take Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery. It outsells all other remedies. Sold under tondition that it must either benefit or cure the patient, or the money paid for it wilt be promptly returned. It cures all diseeteee arising from deranged liver, or from impure blood, asbiliousness; "liver complaint," all skin and scalp diseases, ealt rheum, tatter. sorofulons sores and swellings, fever sores, hip -joint disease and kindred ailments. Landlordism in Scotland. In this great, gray valley not one hundred families are to be found. Aorose the seventy or eighty miles from see to se& there are just two estates—that of the Chisholme of Chisholm, and Kintail of Ross -shire. These cover the strathe and glens, reaohing far over upon the mountains to the north and south; and from 600 to 800 equere miles of land are possessed by those two families. More than one-half of this is enclosed as game preserve, and is controlled through rental as such by one man. That mettne that down through the lest goentnry thousands of people, who, through the inherent rights of clenship, had precisely the mime original rights to lands they occupied as had the heads of clans themselves, have been driven from their hornet!, that one man, able to pay £10,000 per year in rentals, £10,000 a year in the expenses of hunting lodges, game- keeper and gillies, and as muoh more in ligitetion could come here once a year and butcher red deer, and those reddeer as tame, from the absence of hamankind, as the mild -eyed cows that stand in crofters' byres.—Correspondence of Philadelphia Star. A Doubtful Point! Montreal Herald: The Rev. Mr. McKay writing from the Northwest to the Oban Times, concerning the Scotch settlers ont there says of them they all say, " Ohn ohreid, nanin tir na Gaidhealteachd, gu breth, gun bheil sinn oho math, air ar doigb, 'BM the einn." We will not queetion the accuracy of this peculiar statement. Many men have thought so, but the theory has not passed unquestioned. Equity and law do not always coinoide in their decd. eions. Whether there was justification for the gun being there remains to be proved, but we never saw Bin spelt with a double n. At any rate the man who first printed such a etatement as the above should be prepared to prove it, and he oannot provs by us. How to Buy a Cow. Before you buy & cow find out all you min about the man who has the 00W to sell. If he walks up to the cow and pats her, and the cow takes it as a matter course, it is a point in the cow's favor. If the cow needs a little coaxing before ehe will allow the man to put hie hand on her, it is pretty strong evidence there has been some "fun" between cow and msn. It is simply this: If the cow is well treated she will do better than if roughly treated, and if you buy a 00W that is not used to kind treatment you hew got to overcome her distrust before you oan get her to do her beat. D. V. 21. 1. 3. 91. A STH NI gA TCRa"8§taT"FI'E"FR"Ad Inyj11„ail r'aUElYL" THE OL TAFT BRU.,_.ce.,e0cHEsaad.LE"E IETEr,: Piso's Remedy for Catarrh is the Best. Easiest to 17so and Cheapest. Sold by druggists or sent by ma11,54e. E. T. Hazeltine, Warren, Pa., U S. A. I took Cold, I took Sick, I TODD 4 RESULT: I take My Meals„ ) I tithe My Rest, AND I AN VIGOROUS ENOUGH TO TAKE e ANYTHING I CAN LAY MY HANDS ON; getting fat too, FOR Scott's L and HypophosphitesofLimeand d Emulsion of Pure Cod Liver Oil r NOT ONLY CURED MY Diehl. lent consunn0140111 BUT BUILT ME UP AND IS NOW PUTTING FLESH ON AT THV BON'ES RATE OF A l' 11N1) 1A DAY. ll ' M /TAKE ITJUST AS EASIIA AS 11)0 MILK." * ; 60o. and el.00. ewEr ampi pi losisi.so.n issocein tbi; paean lpyr lung Sgauil tms Dant cSoc loot rt ' ? SCOTT & BOWNE, Belleville. %Ulm .440^84 TO THE EDITOR :—Please inform your readers thet I have a positive reineciti '0044 above named disease. By its tintely use thousands of hopeless cases 'nave been oerniatientry I shall be glad to send two bottles of my remedy FR EE to anyo, your readers wno numption if they will send me their Express and Post Office Address. Respectiti0-4.. '1' A Sno M.C.. IRO woat Adelaide iit., TORONTO. ONTARIO. I00 1lS1003 OF BOTTLE V GIVEN AWAY YEARLY. mareWhteot‘sLspmatYlioCitt:'iocr aI tdini°eno mCtlj, ilave them M returei agaln, EAN ARADOCALC.I.7111,.ly . I have ade the &geese of Ff Epilepsy or railing Secieriwas a life-long stmh". I warrant. remedy to Duro Worst cases. Because others have failed is no rem.sori tor not now reeeiving a cure. Seni}.4R sence fot a treatise :Ind a r Bettie of inv On*:.illt: le mornotty. Give EXPreP) alt Vest Office It costs yen to 4 kir a Hs I, a it w, .,1 r yen Actiress•-14. 01, 140T-, aranch Ofice-, idak wee &TEE+. ToROnee0.