HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1890-11-13, Page 7Tho rubulitace.
Along the streets like cyclone ran
The *imbalance with one dead DOOM
Who /aad too freely rushed the on;
And all who eaw the car advance,
Cried " Ambulance V'
Aft 'round the corner fast it ilew,
Another man it overthrow,
And he vies carried iu it, too ;
Then smarter still did onward dance
The ambulance,
One ancient lady, pang by,
Scarce saw it with her eagle eye,
When, le I it lifted hor sky high,
Wi at good to her, lur eagle glance?
Vile enobulamee
Flow quick it made the people drop I
It for the dead seam seemed to stop --
Seemed jriet to take them on the hop
From oue poor man it tore the pants,
What ambulance.
Itkilled a score of men before
Itreaebed the hospital's grim door,
Five men it bore whose days were o'er,
The people watched with gloomy glance
What ambulance.
It kept the good work going well,
It wildly rung its horrid bell,
The knell of tolls who 'fore it fell.
It made the crowd disperse like ants,
That ambulance.
When at the hospital it stayed,
" A lot of dead," the driver said;
" But, gosh 1 it is 'ho life of trade."
And many watched, aa iu a trance,
That anibulanoe.
Buffalo News
A Strange Letter.
The following letter was written by the
wonng woman who threw the two ohildren
:over tbe bridge at Akron the other day,
particulars of which appeared in the
num :
Oct. 31st, 1890.
Dam AUSTY,—When you get this I wi'
be far from earth. I am sick and tired, '
living, and tee I told you my Met hope is
come at last. I am thankful to die
.People rebuke me for things I aril not
guilty of, and as I have no one to love I oan
go in peace. My beam I leave in Akron
with the one I always spoke to you of as he
Seems to not care for me. I know it is a
lain for me to put an end to myself but I
tam not the only one. My brain is longing
'for the end. Now if I only had my little
trather to take with me I would be happy.
If I only had died when I was young bow
thankful I would have been, but as it is I
xnuet die. So tell my sister that I love her
as much as ever, but that I could not stay
with her. I hope you will see to them, me I
know yon will, and when I am dead I will
tome to you and explain and do not fear
me.
I will not hurt you, and the man I love
will know no a a frequent visitor. Oh,
dear, it it wse only over how thankful I
world be. I think I will take some one
with me, so I will close my last letter on
earth, hoping God will do justice with me
es He does with everybody. So when you
gat this you will know I am no more. Yon
will find my body in the train in Buffalo.
Pleme bury me in Akron as I will be near
my loves one. So good -by.
Prom Sadie your no more n ece-
Grim Conscience.
" That fellow's a tough!"
tt
"He'd bold you up at night!"
H .1 believe it."
"He'd rob your house 1"
"1 think he would."
." Then why did you give him a
quarter ?"
The above conversation mound between
two gentlemen standing on the corner of
Broadway and 14th street. "
" tell you why," mid the one who
bad promptly handed out the piece of silver
when " etruck" for lodgings money. " One
day two or three years ago I was down on
Canal street. A tongh-looking chap asked
me for money, and I not only refused but
threatened to have him arrested. I didn't
exactly mean it, but he thought that I did,
.and in bis burry to get away he ran in front
of a big truck team, and was knocked down
and run over. The wheel crushed his hips,
and he didn't live over ten minutes. I
helped carry him to the walk, and I'm tell-
ing you straigbt wben I say that he kept
his eyes straight on mine until they closed
in death. There was that in hie lame which
made rue feel contemptible compared to a
worm, and for the next month it seemed to
sae that everybody in New York looked
-upon rue as worse than it murderer. That
man dire blaming me for his death, and
id have given him 9500 to see him live.
That's why I come down whenever I'm
struck • and if I hadn't but half a dollar
on earth I'd divide it if called upon.—New
York San.
He Had a Question to Afar.
New York World: Agitator (on woman's
righte)—I claim that the rights of both
sexes should be equal. In whatever field
woman has entered she has equalled and
often surpassed the men who had thereto-
fore exclusively occupied it. In what—I
repeat, in what branch of industry, what
profession, what art as she not displayed
her eqality ?
Chairman—There is a young anon in
yonder corner who evidently desires to say
something.
Agitator—Well, young man, do you wish
to refute what I say? Speak 1
Young man—I only wanted to aek if a
woman can sharpen a lead pencil as well as
Zs DIEM.
The Arctic Rxpedition.
Baron Nordenskjold, the great Arctic ex-
plorer, is enthusiestic over the Polar expe.
Milian which is now being fitted out in Nor.
way, and believes that all the conditions
are favorable for reaching the North Pole.
He does not think, however, that it will
ever be reached by ship, but that explorers
ehould only sail to the land nearest to it,
awed then make the rest of the journey on
foot. The energy which the members of
the proposed expedition displayed in cross-
ing the ioy wastes of Greenland is an
earnest that if anything more oan he
!learned of the frozen notth they will master
the secret.
And They Talked About Lozenges.
Mme. Patti and Gladstone were both in
lEdinbargh a few days ago, and the great
statesman called upon the famous singer.
The topic) ef conversation which seemed to
lee of greatest interest to both was the relit -
titre merits of various lozenges they wore
each obliged to use,
• The Quebec' Legislature opened yester.
day. Hon. Mr. Marchane was eleoted
Bpeaker and Hon. Mr. Blanobee leader of
tho Oppoeition. There was no speech from
the Ms nene.
The reports; of the eleetione in the Stittes
yesterday were unusually meagre last
might, but it would appear that the Demo-
erats made considerable gaine. They are
• reported to have captured Massachusetts
and elected Pattison in Penneylvania.
A esdet of the Mama &Me in the Royal
Minters/ College at Xingston has it pretty
:moustache, whioh emetee the envy of hie
comrades, several of whom were proceed.
ing to *eke A off when a sergeant inter-
fered. One of the aemilants wee reduced
to the rank&
TUE WORLD OM LABOR,
Pointe of Interest About the country's
endustrIes.
France has 130,000 ewe.
Butter le made from comm.
De Loops Ls near 85 mum,
Coal is $14 at Elan Francisco.
Union bread lame a new label.
Welding is done by eleotrioity.
Forging is done by electricity.
Copper welding is a "Met art,"
Dallas drummers have it anion.
Paris has a, glut of idle printers.
New York janitors have a union.
Mrs. limey Green has e40,000 000.
Jamaica sends the deareet coffee.
Smith Amernia uses Canada octal.
In Europe 587 language° are used. t'e
Boston will Mote a Chinese paper.
Florida claims grapes a foot round.
Itheeia's army has 125,000 Hebrews.
A London editor gets 915,000 it year.
There are 1,688,900 miles ot telegraph
wire.
The ITIra Cathedealris the highest, 530
feet.
From e Sim to Ma " is a day in South-
ern fields.
World's coffee output: 17,000,000 hun-
dred weight.
Scotch iron hands want time and half-
time for Sunday.
Fifty nuion men hold publio offine ha
New York and Brooklyn.
The Batesville (Ark.) Journal is owned
anti printed by deaf mutes.
Girls were given the places of finishers
in an Indianapolis desk factory.
Kansas City people say a boulevard is
worth 91,000,000 a mac to property.
It is said that men are mane in Col-
orado mining camps. Wages average 93 a
day.
A printer who worked during a New
York strike must pay e100 to rejoin the
union.
ihe Joliet Steel Company has shared
$8,000 of its profits with its employees in
eis months.
The San Francisco Journeymen
Butchers' 'Union cannot supply the demand
for men.
In Pittsburg no paperhanger is allowed
to plaster a wall when the hole is over six
inohes.
Carpenters are name at Great Falls,
Mont. Helena men were offered ite and
94.50 to work there.
Two Philadelphia plasterers had to pay
the Pittsburg Uniou $35 each before they
oonld get work.
At Frankfort, Germany, 500 horse-
power is tratasruitted by electricity to it
distance of 140 miles.
Some Indianapolis bootblacks o'oarge 10
cents a shine bemuse the tariff increases
the price of blacking.
There were in the :United States in the
year 188S, 2,000,000 of legal voters who
were ueable to reateor write.
The value of the imports from Sheffield,
Eng., to the United States the past three
months was about 4900,000.
At the Glasgow Convention of Seamen
and Dookmen it was suggeeted the next
atrike take place in mid -ocean.
William Hastiugs, of Parkersburg, W.
Va., bass it machine that 'will revolutionize
nail -making," doing the work of three
machines.
The Brooklyn Workmen's Furniture
Insurance Fund has 6,242 members. The
trettsureres books show total aesets to the
emount of e28,180 90. The value insured
is given at 82,838,725.
"1 William, Emperor of the Working-
men," was insoriloed on the arch of welcome
erected by the workingmen under which
William II. and Emperor Franz Joseph
passed in entering Liepnik.
Labor Commissioner Peak, of New York:
"1 ime was when the relation of employer
and emploeed were such that the will of
the employer we absolute and selnasser.
Mon was impossible."
Gold is worth about e240 a pound troy.
The rare metal galloam is valued at 93,250
an ounce; barium, $975 it pound; calcium,
$1,800 a pound; cerium, 51,920 it pound.
Nickel is worth 60 cents a pound arid
eilver 912.
Rs cent sucqesses in tunnel building en-
courage the belief that a tunnel under
Behring's Strait will, before very long,
meke it poesible to enter a railway car et
the Grand Central station, in New York,
and step out of it in St. Petersburg or
Peri&
In Manchester, N. H., a loom -fixer on
Mein work receives from e1.75 to e2 per
day, and $2.25 per day on limey work.
The number of looms under oharge of
each man is less than in Lowell. In
Nathua the loom fiser on plain work re-
ceives el 75 per day; in Lawrenee, 01.75 on
plain work and 92 to 52.25 per day on f army
work.
Prices at Tacoma, Wash.: Potatoes), per
pound, 3 cente ; hay, per torn el 5 to 935;
oats, per ton, $16 to 535 ; potatoesnper
ton, $10 to 960; eggs, per dozen,20 to 40
cents ; butter, per pound, 15 to 35 cents;
cheese, per pound, 12e to 15 cents ; cab-
bage, per pound, 1e to2e cents; onious, per
pound, 2 to 5 cents ; tomatoes, per Pound, 4
to 7 cents ; strawberries, per pound, 5 tee
10 cents.
7
Progrebsive Dinner Parties.
Restaurant -keepers have long been
troubled as to how to eet even with their
boarders. Josephine Driat, of New York,
has got out a patent for them. It °onside
of a table and stools', both of which run on
an endless chain. The diner comes in,
takes a seat on a stool, pays his 25 cents
for his meal, and it is set before him. The
table then begins to move and the man
moves along with it. It continues to move
him along till it gets to the other end of
the room, and at this time he is supposed
to have finished his meal, for his dishes
slide off around a wheel and his Moot slides
ont with him.
Millions Spent for Flowers.'
One Ne .o York florist,' as the Sun
chronicles, is inclined to think that 95,000,.
000 a year is spent in New York city in
out flowers, and as much more in plants.
This estimate is based on the assertion
that one wholesale florist—the chief. to be
sure—did a trainee's one year of $1,500,000.
Stook that Met 91,500,000 wholesale may
retail for $3,000,000, and $2,000 000 is car -
Minty little enough to allow for the sale at
retail of the stook of the other wholesale
dealers. The cost of private ereenhonses
mast be considered besides. Florist,' are
sometimes paid93,000 a year to take charge
of greenhonees.
The St. Catharines Milling and Lumber
Company, who claimed $165,001Mfrom the
Dominion Government for luteiber seized
by the Ontario Government when their
limit was awatded to the Province of
Ontario, were yesterday awarded 92,375 by
judge Barbridge.
Archdeacon Lander, who Imo returned th
Ottawa frorn a *rip to Ireland, says he Paw
Bigne of pronperity in every aireotion. Life
eves abeolutely safe end property wee re
-
(mooted. The failure of the potato crop was
greedy exaggerated, arid altogether the out.
look in the Arehdeacon'e eyes le =ratably
bright find (leering,
• AMNION To TOITNO. &MX
Two Good &Mee Which, if rellowed
Bring Fortune,
L Save a pert of your weekly eernings,
even 11 1* be no more than it quarter dollar,
and put your savings naouthly in it savings
bank.
2. Buy nothing till you can pay for it,
and huy nothing that you domet need.
A young man who has grit enough to fol-
low them rules will have taken the first
step upward to sunoess in busineee. He
may be compelled to weer a coon a year
longer, even if it be unfashionable; he may
have to live in it mailer house than some
of hie young acquaintances; his wife
may not sparkle with dial:kinds nor be re-
eplendent in silk or satin, just yet ; hi
children may not be dressed ise dolls or
popinjays; his table may be plait' but
wholesome, an the whiz of the beer or
champagne cork may never be heard
in his dwelling; he may have to get along
without the earliest fruits or vegetables;
he may have to abjure the olub-roorn, the
theatre and the gambling hell, and to
reverence Use Sabbath day and read and
follow the precepts of the Bible inetead ;
but he will be the better off in every way
for thie self-discipline. Yes, he may do all
thee without detriment to his manhood or
health or character. True, emptybeaded
folks may sneer at him and affect to pity
him, but he will find that be has grown
strong -hearted and brave enough to stand
the laugh of the foolish. He has become
an independent man. He never owes any-
body, and so he is no man's slave. He has
become master of himself, and a master of
himself will become a leader among men
and prosperity will mown his every enter-
priee.
Young roan! life's dieoipline and ife's
suooess come from hard work and early self
denial, and hardmarned success is all the
sweeter at the time when old years climb
upon your shoulder and you need propping
up.—Typographic Advertiser.
Romance Reduced to Figures.
There is an Englieh literary man who at
the end of eaoh year penetrates into the
publiehed fiotion and extracts 'therefrom
very often some exceedingly interesting
figuree. The results of his researches into
last year's fiction are entertaining. Of the
heroines portrayed in novels he finds 372
were described as blondes, while 190 were
brunettes. Of the 562 heroines, 437 were
1 eantiful, 274 were married to men of their
choice, while 30 were unfortunate enough
to be bound in wedlock to the wrong man.
The heroines of fietion, this literary statis.
Haien claims, are greatly improving in
health and do not die as early as in previ-
ous years, although consumption is still in
the lead among fatal maladies to which
they sumumb. Early rosmiages, however,
are on the increase. The personal charms
of the heroines included 980 "expressive
eyea" and "792 ,shell like ears." Of the
eyes, 543 had a dreamy look, 390 fisehed
fire, while the remainder had no special
attributes. Eyes of brown and blue are in
the ascendant. There was found to be it
large increase in the number of heroines
who poeseased dimples; 502 were blessed
with sisters and 342 had brothers. In 47
oases mothers figured as heroines, with 112
children between them. Of these 71 chil-
dren were rescued from watery graves.
Eighteen of the husbands of these horoines
were found to -he bigamists, while seven
husbands had notes found in their pockets
exposing "everything." And thus ie the
romance of a year reduced to figures.
She Shouldn't Marry a Ponr Mau.
When Miss Debutante done a edwinty
costume made for her in New York this
fall she will represent an expenditure of
exactly e493, whioh may be divided as fol-
lows:
Sable trimmed dress $350 00
sable toque 85 00
Br, nze boots, bought in England 5 00
Silk underwear 25 00
Petticoat of bronze changeable silk 15 00
Satin coreqt 8 00
Brown kid gloves 2 50
Brown silk stockings 2 50
Total $493 00
The Intelligent Witness.
Counsel for Defendant (crose.examining
Complainant). -Was the defendant's air,
when he promised to marry you, perfectly
serious, or one of levity and jocularity?
Complainant—If you please, sir, it was
all ruffled with his running his hands
through it.
Counsel for Defendant—You misappre.
bend my meaning. Was the promise made
in utter sincerity?
Complainant—No sir; it wee made in
the wasbehouse !—Grip.
Infants' Birth Carae.
It is a recent and widening custom to
announce the birth of a child by sending
out a small card with its baptismal name
in full upon it; also the date of ite birth
in the lower left-hand corner. It is
closed in an envelope with its mother's
card. A babe is the only untitled person
to whom etiquette permits it card that has
not Mr., Mrs. or Miss upon it.
..„Mevisits are not possible a card with
"Congratulation" written neon the upper
left corner is at once Rent, addressed to the
mother.—New Yw.k World.
He Counted the Tie.• 1
New York Sun: "Have you ever played
in the far west, Mr. Hamfatter ?"
e Yee," replied the tragedian, " 1 ap.
peered once in Harrisburg."
" But that is not the far west."
" Sir, yon world have thought differ-
ently if you had ever walked home from
there."
Why He Objected.
Host—Great Scott 1 There are thirteen
at the table !
Guest—Surely you're not so superstitious
as 1411 that ?"
" No, but there's only food enough for
twelve 1"
A Silent Bell.
Atchison Globe: We never saw a tomb -
atone that said that the one under it was
the belle of the town when alive.
A young woman who had a cheek for 914
on a oertain Detroit bank preeented it at
tbe manlier's' desk, and he politely said:
" Yon will please endorse it, miss." She
took it over to the desk and wrote on the
bssok : 1 want thin money awful bad yours'
truly please pay the bearer,"—Detroit Free
Press. '
MeEingle—Faraway is an absent-
minded man, is he not MoFangle---
Abeenteminded I Why, he left his office
the other day, tied put it eard on the door:
Will return at 3 o'olook." Happening to
return at 1 30, and seeing the sign. he sat
down on the steps and waited for himself
till 3 o'clock.
Mrs. Fawcett, the widow of the blind
Postmaster.General of England and Mother
of Miss Philippa Fawcett, who ranked above
the Senior 'Wrangler at Oxford, is herself
one of the best speakers in Greed Britain.
elhe made her first appearance On a public)
platform in 1869. In addition to her inteh
leotual tlittainmente, Mrs. Eavecete in noted
so a heraeWOnleat Sind 1320Untain Min:alter.
•DST GOODS CLERKS.
Some Things They hbould Knew and
Rraettse To Be eamesoui.
It world be a good plan to send Mote
out shopping irlow and then that they
might learn from experience bow pleasant
or disagreeable this •bueinese may beoome
&wording as the selesmen or salmwomen
make it, paymthe "Dry Goods Economist."
We are not going to dismiss the customer
tide time, but wish to point out Gem
glaring dereots in the eyetern of selling
to °tenement. Clerks seem to be divided
into two Massa—the know-all and the
indifferent or know-nothing. The first one
impresses you from the moment you stop
at the counter with the idea *het he knows
better than you do what you want, or
rather knows what you should well& He
tries to 'sell either a color, style
or quality that you do not want, and
dogmatically announces that euoh and so
is the correct thing, all of which does not
make a shopper inoline to return to that
More, as the greatest fool on earth does
not care to be told that he dem not know
what he wants. The lordly air assumed is
as irritating as it is often amusing, and so
is the manner that is supposed to Impress
you with tbe idea that it is a favor to wait
on you. Never make this mistake; the
merchant solicits the customer, notthe
customer tbe merohant.
The indifferent Merle never sees yon, only
half hears, does not know whether they
have that color or goods, is slow and gene.
rally etapid, until it customer feels like
doing without tee article rather than be
waited on in each a manner. The clerk
that rises to be a buyer, manager
or merchant has sufficient intereet
in his stook to have it, figuratively
speaking, at hie finger ends. It is well
to keep posted in regard to the current
faehione, as shoppers often ask, Do they
wear this and that together 2 " Study the
nature of the goods you handle that yon
may become a jadge of their quality and
the relation they bear to the special trade
of the store. Be able to converse
npon the stook frorn the foundation
of its manufacture and thus raise your
standard from an ordinary clerk to a well.
versed business man. It becomes an in-
teresting study to the mind eager for in•
formation to dive deep into the ssorets of
the silk, wool, cotton, trimming, ribbon,
eto., trade; how designed, made, used, eto.
Shoppers are apt to consult a clerk as to
whether they think snob a piece of
goods a good match, accords well
or looks stylish. When it is proven that
your choice is really good you wilt secure
a good customer, but once persuade her to
buy it color or design unfit for her purpose
and no power oan induce that shopper to
buy of you again.
It is your duty to please the customer
and to satisfy the merohant, and this is
possible to effect, but not if indiffereat to
the resalts, Politeness does not mean to
be familiar, neither doee dignity eignify
"don't care whether you buy or not." Yon
must care, for every purchase- is to your
credit and advances your commercial
worth. Have ambition and energy suffi-
cient to aim at mounting the highest round
of the ladder, even though you only reach
the middle, for that round would still
remain beyond your grasp if the aim were
not at the top.
The Plaint of the Unmarried.
The London Spectator thus eums up the
recent correspondence in the Daily Tele-
graph on the subject of " Matrimony and
Matrimonial Agenoies " which has been
running in that journal: The whole con-
troversy is very vulgar, very sordid and
very disagreeable; and it would be ridicu-
lous' enough if it were not so utterly pitiful.
On reading such letters as these, there
rims before one's eyes a dismal vision of
lthe London suburbs; of mile upon mile
of little stuccoMonsers, a dreary desert of
drab -colored dwellings wherein people pass
a dreary and drab -colored life. The men
go to their daily work, and, when that is
over, seek their evening pleasure abroad
aleo, while the unfortunate women remain
at home, and day after day engege in the
monotonous and heart-rending struggle of
keeping up appearances). For tbe most
pert the young girls have no resonnes in
themselves; they are only sufficiently
educated to read second-rate novels, which
they devour greedily. cramming thc-ir
imaginetione with ell kinds of tawdry
romance, and vain dreams of beautiful
young heroes riding to their rescue.
They, boo, grow sick of shadows, and
hanger for some more substantial change
in their meagre existence; to many of
them this mental starvation is infinitely
more distressing and difficult to bear than
actual physical want. Who can wonder
that they raise a voice of despairing revolt
against their surroundings, as year after
year passes and brings no hope of escape,
and the fate of perpetual spinsterhood in-
exorably Moses in upon them ? After all,
the natural life of it woman is that of a
wife and mother, and many of these poor
girls are absolutely unfitted for any other
life that compels them to face the world
alone and unsupported. Their ease is the
more pitiful became itis so hopeless, as
absolutely without remedy, as far so
marriage is concerned. The large pre-
ponderance of women over men in Engiana
renders it inevitable that it great number of
the former should go unmarried, and it
world be difficult for them to moss the seas
in sesroh of husbands. As for their lives,
they might well be made brighter and more
useful, if it were not for the appearance of
painiul gentility which they struggle to
preserve. The grinding tyranny that sham
respectability exercises over the lower
middlemlass is a thing grievous to contem-
plate; and, unfortunately, this Molooh
that clevoure young girls' lives is an idol
that appears unbreakable.
Joel Buten a welbknown fernier, and
Benjamin Shay and Robert Shay were
arrested yesterday as accessories to the
murder of Mrs. Nellie Foster by William
Decker in Elmira, N. Y., on Friday night.
Ratan is an uncle of the murderer, and all
three are 'Merged with aiding his escape.
The artests have created a sensation.
The Prince of Wales presided yesterday
over the ceremonies attendant upon the
opening of the new underground electrical
railway, which rune about two miles under
London, ending at South London. The
road is 50 feet under the surface and the
tunnel passes ander the Thames. The
metal English plan of fare is abandoned in
this case, those being a uniform eharge and
but one style of aticommodation for all
passengers. The enterprise bids fair to be
a highly popular and profitable one
Mlle. Rhea has a neev play, " L'Abbe
L'Epee," in which she is to play the part
of it deaf and dumb girl. There will then
be no complainte of het imperfect enuncia-
tion of English, at all events.
Although Min Florence Nightingale is
no longer young and him been for years past
far from strong, ehe hem never 'Met her inter-
est in good work of all kinds,' and'does per.
eonally far more than many who are strong
teed Retie°. Quite recently she wtote a
letter calling attention to the importance of
the " reecho work dorm tinder the First
Offenders ad, as it is somewhat olutneily
Celled.
TEA TABLE GOSSIP
a-Philadelphie beg 138 femele phy01-
41-127tenes of intereet peWelbrele'rel
simplioity ie the ideal now in
"te111rkrn
—131ight thirts for men have been
an—"IZled11;
Ttle tOWS of Albion, Miohe Maims
25-0 widowst
Itise dentlet wlao osn do tooth
things at once.
—A. letter need not have much informs -
tion in Otto be well posted-
--Put a lazy man on & hot griddle and he
world want time to turn himself.
—Furnace shaking is now it fashionable
after breakfast exeroise for gentlemen.
—The man diligent in his bueiness shall
stand before kings, when he holds acee.
They polled the town to ascertain
Thodrinks, cdd and sage,
And learned that men who drink old rye
Had reached a rye -polled age.
—Adversity is not without comfort—
your enemy may be in harder luck than
you.
day
lAunwgo. man will rail against horn raciest
and yet keep her own tongue running all
• If you at first do not succeed
• And fall in life to rise,
Do not despair. but with all speed
Go forth and advertise.
—The longer it man lives the more he
becomes convinced of the unfailing friend-
ship of a dollar.
—" This is it votive offering," said he, as
he pat a dollar bill in the hand of the
vacillating voter.
—Matting will always look bright if
wiped off with a Moth dampened with salt
water after sweeping.
—The minima and ties seen on the pic-
tures of dignified elderly gentlemen of fifty
seers ago are being revived.
—".Did you say he was it vegetarian 2"
" No; I said he was a vegetable." "What
do you mean ?" "A beat."
A 8175P3 mazy.
Now proudly struts with royal sway
The lordly turkey tall ;
While nearer draws Thanksgiving day—
"Pride goeth before it fall."
— Japanese pillows are said to be en-
dowed with beauty preserving qualities.
The virtue is in the color—black.
— Keep your troubles to yourself. When
yort tell them you are taking np the time of
the man who is waiting to tell his.
— An absent-minded man in a bar -room
the other day drank somebody's drink and
then put his hand out to be paid for it.
—Senile wrinkles at her temples betray
woman's age. Every long one repre-
sentten years, and small creases stand
for one.
" Tit e winter," smith the goose,
With sadness in her tone,
" wet be both long and cold;
I feel it in my bone."
—"Financial fatigue" is it new word in
Stook Exchange parlance. It's an illness
following in the wake of unfortunete in-
.
vestments.
—The wholesome prejudice that has been
aroused netainst the slaughter of birds for
hat decorating purposes has led to the
manufacture of artificial bircie.
—There is something wrong with the
electric lamp at the corner of Emerald and
Barton streets. For some nights past its
light has been very intermittent.
—I rather commend the McKinley Bill,
said the Church Treasurer. "1 do not find
neerly so many pearl buttons in the plate
aa I used to."—New York Herald.
When at night we go to bed,
Poor old bachelors !
When a; night we go to bed,
No curtail, lectures e'er are read,
No widows left when we are dead.
Poor old bachelors)
—Tho fifty largest libraries in Germany
possess about 12,700,000 volumes, against
England with about 6 450,000, and North
America with about 6,001,000 volumes.
—Father Ignatius, the evangelist monk
of the English Church, is now at the Hotel
Huntington, Boston. He will deliver it
course of lectures in that oity this week.
- Tho most desperate creature on
earth," mid the olerk of an up -town hotel
to it New York Sun writer, "is a woman
from out cf town in it hotel bedroom on a
wet Sanday."
—A blind old soldier asking for alms at
a Manchester, England, church door had a
board hong around his neck inscribed as
follows: Engagements, 8; wounds, 10;
children, 6; total, 24,"
Nary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white ab snow.
But most of us have heard of it
All that we want to,know.
Vaseline Better Than Soap.
A friend of mine a few months ago told
me how to shave easily and painlessly, end
I have never shaved in it barber' shop
since. The plan is to use oil or grease
inetead of soap to prepare the chin and
eoften the beard. Vaseline is the most
convenient, and it should be rubbed in
quite freely. Then with it keen razor shav-
ing can be done quickly and without it sus-
picion ot pain. At firet I couldn't recon-
cile myself to doing without the orthodox
lather and need soap after the vaseline had
been applied. But the soap is really un-
necessary, and shaving with oil or vaseline
is cleaner as well as pleasanter, and what is
more to the point, there is no irritation
whatever to the skin.—St. Louis Post -Dis-
patch.
Joseph Anderson, brother of "Our
Mary;" says that his eister will not return
to the stage. "The etrein was too great on
her," said Joseph:
Mrs. John Drew will accompany Mr.
Jefferson and Mr. Fiorence this seaman,
playing Mrs. Malaprop.
"Mise McGinty" (of the Comedic Fran-
otsise) is the title of the new musical fame -
comedy in which Fay Templeton is to
appear shortly.
Ithea'a wardrobe is one of the costliest
owned by any actress or singer. She has a
mania for buying fine gage dresees.
Julia Marlowe's company hag been dim
banded and several of As members have
already secured engagements.
For the first time in hie stage career
Richard Mansfield caught the Philadelphia
swell audiences last week, with "Bear
Brum:mall."
Ma Rattan playa a Russian baroness' in
Daly's latest • adaptetion, " Tlae Last
Word." She employs, indeed of the
affected babyieh Mike a broken Englieh ao
cent that is pleasing relief to the ear, and
"Mich better befite et woman 42 years old.
The youngest of the Gregg family, the
famous amebae& is it girl, Miss Victoria.
She turns &Able seneersaults jusi like her
br;hthoena"Ms Charlwood, raiding at 20
Thomson street, Toronto, • straitened a
severe fracture of the leg yesterday after-
noon in it store at the Corner of Sumach
etrebt and Wilton 'Vienne. He Was removed
tO hie own borne.
OH. TALK AGE'S FIBS PIGA*.
How la Tatted end lteo er elm rot After
• timoking It.
The time hadttome in our beehood which
we thought detnencled of ue m (ammeter to
0.13:10ke, SttYla the Bev. Dr. Talmage in the
•Ladies' Home Journal. The old people ef
the boueehold could abide neibiaer the WO
nor the emelt of the Virginia weed. When
minister's osme there, not by positive in-
juuotion, but by it sort a instinct MS to
what would be safest, tbey whiffed their
pme on the back step. If the house °Quid
riot stand modified smote, yon may knotty
how little chance tlaere wits eor adoleectent
oigampuffing.
By aquae rare good fortune whioh put in
our hand3 mute we found access to a
tuber= store. As the lid of the long, nar-
row fragrant box opened, anti foe the first
time we owned a cigar, our Mamas of els-
tion, maelinese, superiority ante enticipa.
tion can namely be imagined, save by
those who bas had the setne sonsatiOn.
Oar first ride on horsebaok, though we fell
off before we got to the barn, end our first
pair of new boots (real equeakors) we had
thought could never be surpassed in
interest; but when we put the &Max to
our lips and stuck the luaifer match to the
end of the weed and ooramenoed to pull
with an energy that brought every Moial
muscle to its utmost tension, our milldam
tion with thit world was so great our
teroptetion wee never to want to leave it.
The (tiger did not burn well; reqaired
an enaount of suction the.t tasked our deter-
mination to the utmost. Yon see that our
worldly means had limited us to it quality
that Cost only 3 oenta. But we had been
taught that nothinggreat was accomplished
without effort, and so we puffed away.
indeed, we had heard our older brothers itt
their Latin lessons my, 'mania vincet
labor; which tranele.ted means, If you
want to make anything go, you must
seratch for it.
With these sentiment& we passed down
the village street and out toward our coun-
try home. Our head did not feel exactly
right, and the street began to rook from
side to side, so that it was uncertain to us
which side of the street we were on. So
we crossed over, but found ourself on
the mime aide that we were on before we
crossed over. Indeed, we imagined that
we were on both sides at the same time,
and several fast teams driving between. We
met another boy who asked ne why we looked
so pale, and we told him we did not look
pale, but that he was pale himself. We eat
down under the bridge and began to reflect
on the prospect of early disease and on the
uncertainty of all earthly expectations. We
had determined to smoke the oigar all up
and thus get the worth of our money, but
we were compelled to throw three fourths
01 0* away, yet knew just where we threw it
in case we felt better the next day.
Getting home, the old people were fright.
enewl, and demanded that we tate what
kept ris so late, and ' what was the matter
with us. Not feeling that we were called
to go into particulars, and not wishing to
increase our parents' apprehension, that we
were going to turn out badly, we summed
op the cam with the statement that we felt
miserable at the pit of the stomach. We
had mustard plasters administered, and
careful watching for some hours, wben we
fell asleep and forgot our disappointment
and humiliation in being obliged to throw
away three-fourths of our firet cigar.
Since Gladstone Was a Young Man,
Mr. Gladstone concluded his Midlothian
speech as follows: Our path eis straight-
forward -to the end. We were never die -
heartened for it moment in the day of
adversity, and I hope we shall see the
necessity of care and moderation in the
day of prosperity. We look forward, as
Lord Rosebery has said, to attack in this
great question the last fortress of bigotry
aud of prejadice. Why, when I was
voting man the British Empire was full of
these sad and painful cases. The State
was at issue with the people. For India
we had done nothing. A million of negroes
we held by the degrading yoke of elavery.
At the Cape of Good Hope the colonists,
who were then in a great majority, were
every man of them hostile to the British
Government. In the Ionian Islands we
bad kept down a Greek population anxious
to be aseociated with their own blood, and
in Canada we so managed matters that two
rebellions were necessary to bring us to our
senses. Every one of these stains has been
removed. Every one of these changes has
been made with honor, and with benefit,
and with inorease of strength. The cause
of Ireland alone remains our reproach
before the world, a cause and witness of
perpetual disunion among ourselves at
home. It keeps the country in a perpetual
fever. Never in my whole life, until within
the last five years, have I known an in-
stance when every bmelection as it occurs
formed the great subject of public) interest
from one end of the country to the other.
And it is not unnatural or anjost, because
we know that the entire welfare of the
Empire is at present bound up with the
settlement of the Irish question. That
settlement is what we have in view : that
settlement is the object with which we
ought not to permit, if we are rational
men, any subject whatever, 13 it great or
be it small, to interfere. The settlement
it is which is likely, as I believe, to rid the
Empire at once of an intolerable nuisance
and of a deep disgrene, and which is likely
also to gild with a brighter glow even than
any former period the closing years of a
ceorions reign.
Under the Fifth Rib.
Mr. Blossom—I don't think you are doin
right in forbidding Welly to receive gentle'
men callers. Why did you do it ?
Mrs. Bloeson3,—I do not desire the °had
to over marry.
Mr. Blossom—You seem to forget that
you were young once that you received gen-
tlemen °Mime, and that yno. married.
Mrs. Blossom—Indeed, I don't, Mr. Mosl-
em, and what is more, I don't intend to
have Nelly make a fool of herself because
her mother did.
The Old Man' a Mistake.
judge: Farmer's wife—Couldn't you
sell the potatme, Hiram? Farmer—Naw;
the grocers said they wan't good enough far
nothin'. Farmer's wife—Well, I wouldn't
ha' brought 'ern home when you owe the
editor seven dollars fer his paper.
,Plailosoplaer—What induces men to
marry? Cynic—The girls do.
Arthur Daum who is to be leading man
for Mrs. Leslie Carter, is it handsome six
footer, with refined bearing and it frank,
hearty manner, that at once creates' a
pleasant impression. He was the+ original
Jim the Penman in London, and has Marred
with his own company in the English
Provincee for the peat three years.
She—Why do poor men &Mame; keep IMO
of doge? He—TO keep the wolf from the
door.
Ship railway projeotOre !Ave been figttre
ing on it route from Lake Hatein to Lake
Ontario, whioh if Operated World out on
428 ranee of lake nimigetion and 28 mike of
betWeen Chicago and MOntroal,
The railway would be 69 miles long Mad the
itthnsted coot *1200,001