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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1890-11-13, Page 6WON B1 ENGLISIYAN A LOVE STORY, The crowd oetside, whioh, always great on these occasions, had assumed large pro• piortions on hearing that a hitch, ae Bob once oalled it, had marred, (sheered. Diane over and over again; and she became quite stiffened with blushes, as in their enthneiaam, a rain of flowers was showered upon her, and a 'host of complimentary opithete bestowed. At the door of the carriage, just as T was showing Diane into it, Raymond de Chan - tells shook me warmly by the hand, and said, in a loud voice, " My congratulations, nephew, bet do not do it again," whioh raised loud laughter at my expense. Adalbert de Moncalpin squeezed himself near the carriage, and called out to me, " idaiaard 1 "—a clang expression, meaning "lucky fellow." In the crowd, Rivelalongne waved his hendkerohief at me, and sent me a line written on a pieoe of newspaper to the effect that "Alexander had destroyed the, walls of Thebes, but Phryne had re- built them." The whole thing was absurd, because lehryne was a hetaira, and she was not allowed to build up the walls of Thebes with Money obtaiued by her beauty ; but it was e0 complimentary to my bride -elect that I could only laugh at Rivelalongue's mytho- logioai reminisoenoee. We said little to each other on the way to the house, but we settled to have a walk in her own garden as soon as we arrived. " I am Bo tired," she said once. " I feel as if I had lived a whole life since yester- day ; and it is only right, is it not, mother, that I should rest a little in my own garden with Henry, and that he should try to make up to me for his unkindness in never coming to see ns ? " It was very foolish of ne, but this made ties all ory. Perhaps it wan that we were all still suffering from overstrained emotions, and that we sought relief in tears ; but* how different were our several sentiments 1 Diane was wrapped in ono idea—that of making nn for lost time. I was engrossed by the dread that the scene in whioh she had played so heroic a part would prove too mach for her health, and the tone of her voice eointed to a similar fear existing in hersei". Her parents—kind, honeet, good people --were variously moved. When we reached the house the servants, who were on the qui vice for our return, re- oeive•t us in respectful silence—not know- ing exactly what one their master would give teem, and determined in their French fidelis Y, to watoh his movements before they manifested any expressions of feeling on their own behalf ; bat the marquis, who knew them well, addressd them thus es we entered the hall : "My friends, here is the husband of the gneeu ; and loyalty to the sovereign is the rale of my house." A load oheer resounded ; and it seemed to me as if this cheer was all Diane re- quired to make her perfectly happy. She was really exquieitively lovely at this moment. She put up her hand to her veil, whioh with a slight graoeful move- ment she threw off ; and as she did so some pin whioh tied up her head-dress got entan;,led in the veil, and the luxuriant beanry of her dark golden hair displayed itself es it fell in profusion down her shoulders. Her eyes sparkled with delight ; and taking my arm and enclosing it in both her own, she said, with a childish naivete, " Hee not the anreen well chosen ? " where- npoi, there was another, and another, and yet another cheer,aduriog whioh Made- moiselle) Gerona Dame down to witness this sirenee scene. The poor woman had been so feeling, eo touchingly loyal to us, that we both greeted her with an affectionate embrace ; and when her timid eyes discovered that Diane's parents were not wroth with us, or disposed to check the impetuosity of our movements, she could only exclaim : " Mon Dien, male o'est la fetes des Innocents," which made us all laugh—the first real sign of forgetfulness of the past which as yet shone upon us. The next disposition was evinced to forgive all around was the appetite we brought to the breakfast that a minute be. fore no one would have touched, but whioh now we were all annione to do justice to. It was not an occasion for toaste, and I had tact enough in my Happiness to refrain from drinking Diane's health. That health was the principal subject of conversation, and we hurried the meal eo as hasten the moment when we could et last be together. During the repast, however, the mar- quis' eye fell upon the blas favor which I wore, and he asked me the meaning of it. " It is my first and last token of love," I said. Whereupon Diane flushing red with honest pride, and pointing to her own little blue bow so gracefully sewn on to her dress, said to her father, " See, I have one too." "What children you are ! " remarked her father. " Your children," answered Diene. It is not for me to recount all that took place in the garden. Those who have known what love is— what happiness it hinge is the height of its power—will best understand the joy, the blies, the blessing of that first uninterrupted hour of our be- trothal. Those who have yet to learn are so much to be envied that it is melees to let them into the secrets of that enblimestof human mysteries, lest it should take away from their happiness when that hour has Bounded for their initiation ; but that any one can ever boast of being Bo loved by so pare, so gentle, so lovely a being as Diane de Bretenille, is what I may be excused if I Consider impoaeible. We went through the events of the past four weeks — our fears, our hopes, our diffionitiea, our resolves, and oar trials. We rehearsed our nicest moments. We hailed the worst as claims for happy com• sensation in the future, end our lips sealed the vows oar hearts had long offered up to each other. Time flew, and we were still at the be- ginning of our conversation, when Diane was hailed by her mother, and Iwas asked to go into the marquis' study. AS we parted with a promise that I )ehonld return to dinner in the evening, Diane acid, "How is it that we love eaoh other 2 " " I cannot tell," I laughingly answerers, Yon only asked me to be your friend in need, and you proved that I was in need of a little wife." " Then yon have settled that I shall be your wife ? „ I looked alarmed. She ensiled, and exclaimed, "Ask me the question ; for at present you have only baked the consent of my parents." " Diane, darling, will you be my wife 2 " " I will "; and, suiting the action to the Words, she kissed me once more, and was off, laughing as she flew into the house. " My dear friend," observed the Marquis to ale ae I Was seated in hie study a few nsinntes later, " I will not go back upon the * ,* * * * Mast ; but T Meat say yod, English have a Six years after the evenbe just recorded, way of ingratiating yourselves with young in one of the old-fashioned villages of the ladies whioh is not our way, I cannot Mephitic, on an afternoon of Maros, 1873, blame you, however ; for in other respcote I own I vennet find fault with, the oonduet yon have pursued eineo my unfortunate deoieion in a matter in which apparently, and to my earprise, I find that Diane's parents hied, no concern,'" I smiled. "You map smile," he went on ; " but though no doubt in this ease, matters may and will turn out for the best, still I have seldom known the wishes of parents set aside with impunity " " But, monsieur," I began. " Never mind the past, my boy. T know all you were going to say ; bub I have galled eon iu to spade of the future, and not of the past. You know my conditions." " I know that you wish us to live with you." " That is a first and absolute condition of my consent." " I am too happy to subscribe to it," "In the next place, ii children etre born, to you, they shall be brought up in their mother's religion." '' Which ie also mine," I replied. " Thirdly, I know not what your meane are ; but Beit of them must be settled on Diane, and the whole on her children, if you have oily." "I will instruct my mar of business ao- cordingle .' "Fourthly, you moat fight M. de Man - pert," " It is contrary to our English ideas," I said; " but there is no oonditioa that you may lay down to obtain Diane's hand that I am not ready to subeoribe to." " That is well ; and laatly, yea will come to the Chateau de Bretenille with us when we go there next week. You will take a house in the village near ne, and make that house your domicile for the purpooee re- quired by law. You will visit Diane when- ever yon like, in the same way ae you might here, now that you are her recognized suitor, and you will be married thie day month, very quietly, in the village church." " May I have a friend at the ceremony ?" " You are entitled to one." " He is an Engliehman, Lord Stookville, and I wish him to be my best man." " Another Englishman 1" cried the Mar. quis, with a emile. "Thank goodness, I have not another denghter ! " " Yon could not have another like Diene." ," Dien meroi," replied the old marquis ; " and now that all ie settled between us, we expeot you at dinner at seven." 'When I got home I found two gentlemen waiting for me ; and as I entered they bowed very politely, but equally etiffiy, and informed me, almost in the eame breath, that they ware deputed by le Comte de Maupert to offer me an apology. Remembering suddenly (I was too fnli of Diane to think of any thing but her sweet self) that one of the conditions of my mar- riage was to fight this count, I exclaimed in rather an imperious manner that I had not yet had time to select two friends, but that I would set about it at once, and ad- dress them to these gentlemen. " Monsieur," said the elder of the two, " we shall always be glad to see your friends on any errand of honor whioh you may choose to select them for ; but oar purpose in doing ourselves the honor of calling on you is to deliver to yon this letter, to wbieh we are instructed at the same time to re- quest an answer." This was the letter: " Moxsieun,—The extremely painful event of this morning had eo powerfully ab. sorbed me at the time that I permitted my- self an aot whioh, I acknowledge, was not becoming our relative positions. "Yon had every right to remind me of my injudicious visit to your rooms, and my memory ought not to have failed me in re- gard to it. But stronger even then that reason is the fact whioh I ahonld have re- collected—that the Marquis de Bretenille would never sanction the marriage of his daughter with one who was no gentleman. " I request, therefore, that yon will obliterate from your memory the atter. anoee of my wounded pride, and direct the gentlemen who take this apology to you to any of your friends whom you may select to be your seconds. " I hold myself in readiness when and where you please, but I plead for urgency. " Accept the expression of. my high con. sideration. " COMTE DE MATTEB;T." It did not take me long to despatch three notes—one o formal acknowledgement of the above, and the other two requesting Rivet- alongue and another to call on the count's friends next morning, and arrange how best I could kill or be killed. I had no fear whatever. My alacrity was each that all next day I even looked forward to the duel ae sealing in blood the love I had won, anticipating with hope that the blood about to be spilled for Diane's Bake would be mine. It happened as I had thought. We went out to a side alley in the Bois de Boulogne at a very early hour next morning. We bowed, measured swords, bowed again, abased swords, bowed a third time, and then fenced. But I was so excited that I laid myself open to many a thrust whioh, had I had to deal with a less gentlemanlike adversary, might have proved deadly, and I was called to order. At the very next lunge the count's sword pierced through my wrist in a parry to the chest, and the blood spurting out was the signed of the end. " Bien panvre compensation!" exclaimed the count, as he came near to ascertain the extent of the damage. The doctor hav- ing assured him he expected no evil re- sults, and finding that I had not even lost oonecionanese - though, of course, I must have looked very ill—the count bowed to me and retired. Honor was satisfied. My wound healed rapidly. At twenty five how all does right itself quickly 1 In less than three days I was bank at the Hotel Bretenille, having fulfilled the last and most serione of the conditions imposed upon me by the marquis. Four weeks later, on a bright aunny day of July, Bob, who had arrived the night be. fore, and who was not in the best of humors, accompanied me to the little village church of Combes-la-Bretenille, which he pro- nounced to be vary dirty and very stuffy, and there gave me away to the girl whom he afterwarde pronounced to be, out and out, the loveliest creature he had ever seen in or out of his dreams. So struck was he that ho amused ne dar- ing the wedding.breakfast by informing the Comtease de Bretenille that, had be known the girl I loved was only half so beautiful, be would never have allowed me to give np promotion for the express purpose of keep. ing my friends away from a picture they all had a right to admire as a " chei•d'oonvre. This was neatly put, and on the whole Bob acgtlitted himself well ; but he . could not mallow French mannerism, as he galled it, and therefore loft by the train following that which carried Diane and myself away to the mountains, at an altitude whioh would bring ns nearer to heaven, to blase the hour that had given her courage to speak to me in the pestry-cook'e Shop, to cones. orate the color which had proved so true to love, and to recite once more to each other, Wow) beginning a life of endless happiness together, that chapter of little nothings whioh make life, atter all, so pleasant and so truly delightful. 8 man, with' a, little faded blue ribbon or favor in hie buttonhole, was kneeling be. fora a tomb covered with flowers, and from which armee a marble erose, on whialu wee written the following ineuription ; " Tit rose elle a veou oo qua vivant les roses L'eepaco d.un matin,' Two little oheldren, dressed in blue, were on either side of him, toying with, the flowers on the tomb, while the man sobbed as it his heart wee. k)reakiug, An older man—older looking in mane nes than perhaps hie features warranted— comae np from behind, and gently touehod him on the shoulder. The children looked up alarmed at the stranger; the cbildren'a father wept on in silence, "Allis forgiven beyond the grave," whir• pored the elderly man. "But not forgotten," replied the other. "The history of a life, my poor friend." "Death in life, yon mean 2 " " That was what I felt on that morning when you robbed me of wife." " That is what I feel as 1 kneel before her dear remains." " Let ns be friends." The younger man shook hands in silence; and over the grave of Diane de Bretenille the only enmity she had ever brought about was forgotten, end forgiven for her sweet sake. TEE END. She Thought She Might Walk It. I never been on the care before," said the old lady, settling herself in the seat and arranging her skirts. " My son got mar• ried fifteen years ago and we went to live in Bridgeport. He kept a•nrgiu' me to come to Bridgeport, but I eve to him : ' I ain't ever been on the oars and I don't think I would like it.' "' Now, mother,' saes he, 'you won't have no trouble at all. You jest git on the care and yon have nine cushioned mete, and you see lots of strangers. Mother,' says he, 'you would like it, I know.' "' Well, John,' I said, 'it don't seem right to me, an old woman, to go gaddin about in newfangled cars.' " But every time ho come to our house he kept e.nrgin' me. "' John,' Bays I, ' I might go if I could do some knittin' on the care. Bat I ain't willin' to set idle with my hands crossed and do nothin'.' " " Why, mother,' Bays he, 'I ain't never see any women do much sewin' on the care, but, bless you, lots of 'em knits. Yon kin jest cit there and knit till you gut to Bridge- port.' " John,' says I I'll go to please yon, but I don't think it's right.' " Now, mother,' says he, ' I'll come up and get you, or you kin have Henry come down.' '" " No,' says I, ' Henry mast stay to home end look after the farm, and I guess I kin get to Bridgeport if the oars will take me there.' " " They will take you right there, and will meat you,' says he. " ' How will I know,' says I, when we are to Bridgeport ?' "' Why, mother,' says he, ' the brake man will put his head in the door and say what station is ie.' " So here I am, on the ears for the first time. It ain't much use for me to be waistin' my time, and I guess I'll do eome knittin'." The little woman pat on her glasses and, feeling around in her cloth bag with tremb. ling band, drew forth her knitting. " Do yon know," she said, turning around her work and looking at it oloaely, " the cera ran quite smooth. I don't seem to mind 'em at all, but it don't seem right for an old woman like me to be goin' about on Dara." She pinked up two or three stitches and was on the point of starting her slender needles on their way when the brakeman opened the door and cried : " Bridgeport Bridgeport 1 " What did he say ? " asked the little woman, with a anrprieed look in her eyes. "Bridgeport. We are Doming to it now" " Bridgeport ? " she said, folding her knitting. "Now ain't that aggravatin' 2 I always thought Bridgeport was forty miles from ne. If I had known that it was so near I would have walked it. Why, I ain't been on the train an hoar yet." Nobody laughed at the little woman. " Why, John, she said to a big, strong, honest -faded matt who Dame in to meet her, " why did you fool me aboat Bridge. port? I could have walked it in a couple of hours." "It's forty miles, mother," he said, kiss ing her wrinkled face. "It's the oars, you know, that make it seem short." "Dear, dear," said the mother. " Ain't it wonderful 2 "—New York Tribune. • A Stoat Woman s " Don'ts." The stout woman is always asking what she shall wear. Now these, according to the Now York Sun, are some of the things she should not wear : She should not wear a, tailor-made Buil fitting her figure closely. It brings Out every pound of flesh for the benefit of the looker-on. She should not wear a r Bette at her belt. She should not wear a lane or ribbon rnobe about her neck, though the soft feather one is permissible if it have long ends. She should not wear a short skirt. She should not wear her hair low on her neck. She should not wear a string of beide about her neok, rings in her ears, or, if her fingers are short end fat, many rings on them. She should avoid high sleeves and loose gloves. She should shun champagne. She ehould hate ice-oream. Umbrellas in Demand. In a recent isene the London Standard gives the following item of trade and gen. eral interest, implying far-reaching possi- bilities for one of oar most vigorous indus- tries: "No article sent out to the Congo State, where there are 40,000 of people and any number of small potentates,is so popular and Bells so readily for a large cam as the huge, gay umbrella, of whioh Brussels now produces tons every year. Those umbrel- las aro, in a oertain way, the insignia of royalty—that ie, they are muoh prized by the bleak kiuglebs who sit beneath their grateful shade; What the canopy used to be to the travelling monarchs in the time of the orneadee, the umbrella is to the in. numerable feudal chieftains of the Congo to -day." Cruet. " What ie it now, dear 2" said the gentle mother, as her married danghter came into the house and flung herself sobbing into her BMA, " Ohl mamma," acid the heartbroken yonng thing, Charlie le 00 cruel. Last evening X told him I was sure his smoking would ruin the drapery, and without a word he went to work and took down every curtain in the hoose."-Peck'd Sun. White pine boards aro now made by re• dnaing small trees and limbs .to pulp and pressing in mold*. CANADA'S EARLY DAYS. In Chatham During the Mason and Slidell Excitement. SHERIFF M'KFLLAR AS A SOLDIER. Chatham au Asylum For Escaped slaves. (R, efathesen, in Chicago Canadian -American). In " looking baokward" over my life's career, I find I have some reminiscences of the town of Chatham, the county seat of Kent, in Ontario, and pleasantly situated on the banks of the Thames river, whioh tends its meandering and gentle course through Oxford, Middleaex and Kent, emptying at last in a low and marshy month into Lake St. Clair. It was along its banks that General Proctor, in 1813, made his ill•j adged retreat, and at Mora- viantown the " Battle of the Thamee" resulted unfavorably to the allied white and Indian forces, and the brave Tecumseh wile slain. From January, 1860, until July, 1862, I was a citizen of Ohatham, and discharged the duties of headmaster of the County High Sohool, or Grammar School, as these institutions wore then called. Thia was an eventful period, not merely in the history of the town, but of Canada and the United States, as the latter was the scene of fratricidal strife, and any desire that may have existed in the breaste of Cana- dians for closer union with the United States received a seb•baok which yeersleave not yet removed. The United, or rather, ae .Punch had it, the " Untied States," did not present a very inviting spectacle just then. Great ermine raehing at each. other over a widely extended field of operations, an immense debt being daily piled up at an appalling rate, the currency falling to about one-third its value in gold, end a feeling of bitterness and intolerance spreading over society in general, and against Great Britain and her dependen- cies, inoluding of course Canada, all these tended to estrange two peoples, who else, like kindred drops, had mingled into one. I remember that at the time of the Trent diffioalty, when the two Southern emis- saries, Mason and Slidell, were taken from on board a British vessel, the feeling ran particularly high, and war seemed immi- nent. All over Canada the youth sprang to arms, militia companies were formed and drill sheds were erected, evidencing that the spirit of 1812 still smoldered in the hearts of many young Canadiene. In Chatham, as a border town, end from its vicinity to the Detroit river exposed to the first brunt o! war, the moot intense feeling of patriotism prevailed, and even d, quaker•like ae I am on general principles, was affected by the mili. tare sphere. Under Capt. Archie McKellar, now the venerable and respected sheriff 'of Hamilton, but at that time the most popu- lar man in Kent county, a company was formed, and I went into she awkward squad and learned the mysteries of hay•font and strew -foot. However, like Pliable, I soon tired of the good work, and with the giving up of Mason and Slidell, the danger of hos- tilities wee averted. Daring this time I have seen whole regiments of Federal boys in blue sweeping across Canada with their arms and accoutrements, carried by the Great Western Railway from the west to the east across the peninsula between Detroit and Niagara Falls, and had they chosen to attack Canada at that time, we would have been comparatively at their mercy.,._ . 'there was and is quite an African popu- lation in and neat Chatham. At Buxton, in Raleigh township, there was a settlement founded by the Rev. Wm. King, a Presby- terien minister and teacher, who mann• emitted the slaves that came into his poises. sion by his marriage with a Southern planter's daughter, Mrs. King entering into his philanthropic projects, and the result ware quite a settlement. In 1860 Buxton presented quite a unique appear- ance, consisting of rows o1 straggling huts, giving the spectator the feeling that he had suddenly landed in darkest Africa. Many of these people were fugitive slaves, as Chatham was one of the headquarters of the underground railway, and while it con- tained many negrophobiets, these were of the lower order of whites, and were more than counterbalanoed by the numerous friends of their race, especially among the Reform party, headed by McKellar, David Mille, McSween and others. John Brown —the ono with the ever -marching soul— was in Chatham just before the raid, and laid hie plans before his followers ; and daring the war his herculean eon, John Brown, jun., and hie widow came on a recruiting train, and I went to a public meeting they held. They were the types of the poor and despised in their day, but their nobility of eotel is now amply vindi• Dated before the world. The colored people had some clever orators in those days, including the Shadde, Isaao Holden end others. Chatham in 1860 presentee a most woe. begone and dilapidated appearance, it having been before the crisis of 1857 a boom town, but it was then a " basted " boom, and about half the business places were closed up. The buildings, with the exception of the Eberte and a few other blocks, were tumbledown wooden etruo. tures, built up after the numerous fires. The town hall was an old affair, and near it stood a row of one story shanties called " Pork Row," which has been long since replaced with imposing brick struc- tures, and I suppose, from the favorable reports I have heard, that I would not now recognize the old place, after an absence of twenty.eight years, should I, Rip Van Winkle like, snddenly drop into the town. Time works wonders, especially for a town so well located for commerce as Chatham. With communi- cation by water and steam, with grand agricultural surroundings, and no rival towns in its vicinity, why should it not be prosperous, and recover from any number of " basted " booms ? In my next I shall continue this topic, whioh is by no means exhausted. Came Honesty to Them. " I have fifteen olooks I'd like to sell yon. "I don't buy stolen goods, sir." " Why, they weren't stolen, my dear sir. I was married yesterday." Right. Cameo—You oan lend a horse to water, but yon 0501 make him drink. , Banks—Just the game with a Colonel, isn't it The words abstemious and facetious are said to bo the only ones in the English language that contain all the vowel' in their regular order. Caatomer—Yonr safety f matches are abominable things. I can't ever get them to light. :Storekeeper—Well, what greater proof of safety oonld yon desire 7 The light seen through the now eye.pieoe of the Liok telesoope will be 2,000 times as bright as that seen by the nailed eye. Montreal ie to have a now jail which when oompletod will coat a million dollars. SIPHON THE STOMACH. Great Scheme for the Relief of Dyspeptics Has Beau Diecevered. During the past five years several pbysioiane have tried with gratifying seem oeSe a novel treatment for dyspepsia and cancer of the etomaoh. The process is very simple and. not dangerous. A long, flexible pipe is passed down the throat until one end is in the stomach. The upper end has a funnel attached, into which hoc water is poured until the stomach is filled. The weight of the water in the pipe and funnel gives a hydraulic pressure suflioient to slightly distend the stomach. The pipe has au aperture big enough to hold a lead pencil. After the etomaoh has been filled the funnel end of the pipe turned down until it ia lower than tine Bottom of the stomaoh,` and the etomaoh is emptied ae a barrel of any fluid ie entered through a siphon. The process oan be repeated several times. The result is that the undigested food and muoua are washed out and the hot water closes the blood vessels and reduces inflammation. The relief is immediate. The dyspeptic may have his etomaoh washed out before a meal, so that he can take a fresh start. After the elapse of a sufficient time for ordinary digestion, the etomaoh may be washed out again. The process has been in use in the New York hoepitel for some time The stomach pomp has been mainly used incases of poisoning and is considered to be the first essential before administer. ing antidotes. But they ere eo seldom used that few physicians have them. Recently in a case of poisoning three prominent physicians wore applied to for the use of a etomaoh pump, and neither of them had one, and the patient had to be taken to the hospital.—New York Sun. Wolseley on the Saloon. Lord Wolseley has recently written a very earnest article in " Stead's Review of Reviews," in whioh he refers in plain and bold language to the moral and material effects of the drink traffic on the British nation. Here are some extraote ; they are the words of an earnest, loyal man, and surely they ought to have their weight. Similar statements oan be truly made in regard to matters' as they stand in Canada. Lord Wolseley said : " To me, London ie a pest house of infamy, of terrible im- morality in its worst sense. I cannot go a hundred yards in any direction without seeing a public house where large plaoards tell you that " Cream Gin " is sold cheap within. Outside I see a dozen or so who have now voices in the management of our pnblio affairs, more or less tipsy. Take a turn in the Strand or in Piccadilly at 9 or 10 p. m. Who do you find there ? Look at your thieves' quarters ! The horrors and abominations of London would not be tolerated even in Cairo for a day. We only make onraelvee ridioalons by declaiming itgeinst what we style sins that we sanction around us. When I Bee strong measures taken in England to prohibit the sale of poisons in the form of spirits of all sorts, then I shall believe in the new British Reformation. It is to me in our present state a monstrous imposi- tion and humbug to preach abroad what we dare not carry out at home. There is a great deal said in this article about soldiers. Now I am certain that I know far more of our soldiers and of their manners and onetome and node of morality than most writerscan, and believe methat, man for man, our soldiers are far more moral then their brothers and cousins in civil life ; the strict discipline under which they live amounts for this. There is mnoh less drunkenness in the army than in the 0188808 from which we obtain the largest proportion of our reoraits. Do let nn give up theory and let us deal with facts as we find them around ne, and if we mast test our theories let ns do so at home. Let the preacher deal with the foul diseases whioh he finds around him, and when he has cured that, then by all means let him travel farther afield." The Whalebacka a Success. The arrival on Wednesday night of the MoDougell steamer Colgate Hoyt renews the peculiar interest in her. She did not come down so fast this time as on the previous trip, for the reason that she had the barge 104 in tow, whioh she left in Ohio with ore. She did, however, tow the barge from Detour to Port Huron in 23 hours, and on the up trip she sailed from the Sault to Duluth in 26} hours. She encountered rough weather, too, but ap- pears not to mind that mnoh. Seas break over her, bat do not beat against her as in the case of other vessels, as she preeente no flat surface to them. The shipyard at Superior has at present seven whalebacks on the stooks—throe steamers and four barges. One steamer will bo the same ae the Hoyt, but the one intended for salt water is built short enough so that she will go through the Weliend and St. Lawrence locks. She is enough deeper and wider to make up for the lack of length It is the intention to build three more next year, two barges and one steamer. An effort will be made to produce a 20 mile boat in the steamer. With the seven whalebacks in commission here is started and projected a fleet of 17 vessels, five steamers and twelve barges, with a carrying capacity of not less than 35,000 tone. It looks as though the American Steel Barge Company had the courage of its convictions.—Buffalo Ex- press. Baroness Becomes Salvation Lassie. Tho Salvation Army in Berlin has found a new and unique recruit in the BaroneeB Margarethe von Lillenkreutz. She is bean- tiful and thirty years old. She is the daughter of a Swedish knight and the widow of a Swedish captain. Before her conversion to the principles of the army she led a gay life in St. Petersburg, Stockholm and Berlin 'sooiety. The Salvation Army has not, however, as the conversion of the Beroncee might indicate, had very easy task trying to " reach the sinners of the Babylon on the Spree." They have been in numerous rows in Berlin. In a restaurant in the Rheinsberg stream ten days ago six warriors who were attempting to convert the workingmen drinking there got com- pletely "done up" by the Droved, who ob- jected to beim; disturbed at their beer. Backbiting. New York Herald: " Bahl" said the sealskin unique in the front pew to the plash cost in the rear one, "yon are a fraud." "Maybe," returned the plush, " bat you're) nothing but a skin:" John Haokley, who has given a $100,000 library building to Mnekegon, Mich., worked his way from Baltimore to that city twenty years ago, a poor boy, on a lumber voasel. He made a fortune in lam. her. Strange that a drink is only "set u " before it goes down, never after. p The British milkmaid `IB tin -made now, The oowa are milked by machinery, and Beem to like it. She—He telke like a book. He.—W dt n pity he doesn't shut np ae easily* WOMAN'S INT17ITION. Nearly Always Bight in Her Judgment In Regard to Common Things. An old gentleman over seventy, came. into the oity from hie farm, without hit overcoat. The day turned chilly and ha was obliged to forego his visit to the fair. To a friend who remonstrated with him for going away from home thee unprepared„ he said : " I thought it was going to ha , warm ; my wife told nee to take my over, ooat, but I wouldn't. Women have more sense than men anyway.'! . . A frank admission. Women's good sense is said to come frons intuition ; may it not be that they are mom. close obeervers of little things: One thing is certain, they are apt to strike the nail on the head, in all the ordinary problems of. life, more frequently than the lorda of crea- tion. "According to Dr. Aline Bennett, wha. recently read a paper on Bright's disease before the Pennsylvania State Mediate'. Society, persona subject to bilious ettaokne. and sink headaches, who have crawling sensations, like the flowing of water in the bead, who are 'tired all the time and have unexplained attacks of sadden weak- ness, may well be suspected of dangerous tendencies in the direction of Bright's dia- 08ee." The veteran newspaper correspondent, Joe Howard, of the New York Press, in not- ing this statement, suggests : " Feasibly Aline is correct in her diagnosis, bat why doesn't she give some idea of the treat- ment ? I know a man who has been 'tired all the time ' for ten years. Night before last he took two doees of calomel and yea- terday he wished he hadn't." A proper answer is found in the following letter of Mrs. Davis, wife of Rev. Wm. Jo Davis, of Basil, 0., June 2let, 1890: " I do not hesitate to say that I owe my life to Warner's Safe Cure, I bad a con.• scant hemorrhage from my kidneys for more than five months. The physicians: could do nothing for me. My husband spent hundreds of dollars and I was not relieved. I was under the care of the most eminent medical men in the state. The hemorrhage ceased before I had taken one bottle of the Safe Cure. I can safely and do cheerfully recommend it to all who are sufferers of kidneys troubles." Temperance Notes. Thei norease of temperance sentiment in the Beptiet Church in Wales is indicated by a sentence from Rev. J. Davies, who says : " 0£ 500 Baptist ministers only 200 were total abstainers ; bat out till fifty-three students in the colleges only one was not included in the ranks of abstainers." Mrs. John B. Gough is in a critical oon< aition from spinal trouble and is elmoet helpless. Fifty thousand persona paraded at Dub- lin last week in honor of the memory of Father Mathew, the apostle of temper- 8000. The W. C. T. U. ladies will be delighted) to see that the Hon. W. E. Gladstone has taken as part of his platform " Temperance and Woman Suffrage." Biehop William Taylor, replying to an invitation to attend the National W. C. T. U. to be held in Atlanta next month,, presents in his brief letter a striking com- mentary upon the evils reeultmg from the - liquor traffic in Africa. He says : "It would afford me special pleasure to accept. were it possible, for yonre is the real issue of the day and of great import, not only to American homes, for whose defence yon: stand in the name of God, but, also, in its relation to mission work in heathen lands. PoorAfrioa'e deplorable condition under the rum curse is darker than when the etealing of millions of its people caused Livingston to call it the " open sore of the world." A. hundred ateamebipe that sail from European and English ports to the west■ south and east coasts, carry aprinoipsl cargo of rum and gin. Hanibnrgalone, by two lines of steamers, exported to Africa. 200:000 tone of rum last year ; and many other oities, including oar own Boston, are engaged in the nefarious business of turn- ing a Miseiseippi of death and destruction upon the defenseless Afrioane, annaally deoimating whole sections of that country. Oar only hope is in the gospel. God blue yon in your great work.'" Manners of Men. No man is as great as he is going to be. No man eau please his oppenent is bueines8. No man ever lost anything by keeping his month shut. Age has a quieting effeot on a man that we have never noticed on anything glee. There are some meaenres and eome ascii that you might as well atop fighting ; you cannot make headway against them. If a man ever tells a lie the day will earely come when it will face him while be is trying to condemn falsehood in another. Probably one reason why couples get along so well when they are engaged ia that the woman never asks the man for money.—Atchison Globe. • WANTED. (From Life.) Two arms around my neck entwine, A. smooth cheek closely presses mine; I know what such caresses m•an And in my chair I backward lean. "What is it, danghter mine?" I any, " What ie 1t that you want to -day? Some more new dresses, or a hat?" "No, dear papa, it isn't that." "I hope it isn't laces, then?" "You dear old dad, just guess again" "More diamonds, or perhaps a pearl? No? Then what do you want, my girl?" "I don't want anything; you see It's Tom this time, and -ho wants me." Badly Out of It. Reporter—Can I Bee Mre. B. ? Servant -She's out, sir. Reporter—One of the family, then? Servant—All ont, sir. Reporter—Well, wasn't there a fire hero last night 2 Servant—Yee ; but that'e out, too. A Dissembler. New York Sun: " Io Mr. Jones in 7" asked the young man timidly. " Yee, sir," was the reply. " Then please hand my card to Miss Jones, and tell her I'm sorry she is oat," returned the bashful caller, scurrying away., A Protectionist. Drake's Magazine: ", Why, Mr. Brown„ why are you nailing up you front gate 7" " Well, with so many daughters I have to take some steps for eelf•proteotion." A drove of hogs in Hudson, Miob., be- came intoxioated by drinking the saner from a (sorghum factory, and in the orgies whioh followed one hog was drowned by the gay debauches. Prof. Shaler says that a distinguished physician of forty years' practice told him that he had never seen a mulatto who had attained the age of fifty years. Fried peppers are a new mode of indi- gestion. Most people seem to think a rumor is, like a enbeeription list. Every time it oomea,'to them they add something to it and. pans it along- to the next. •