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The Exeter Advocate, 1890-8-14, Page 31:1i0 Rear Window. Through my open roar -room caSement, late ba the af terneon, Float culinary scents in on the balmy o,ir a etule• Yirein half a score of kitehens the odors fresh arise Wreathing beef and boiling ham and sundry kinds of pies, And the fragrant smell of coffee salutes the practised nose, These are the substitutes; or the clover and the rose. Across the backlo,rde, in i house got very far A maAalitaY4t, sujai but. tiVeiePs a Ilia" tri" to play. 17rom, elsewhere comes a 'banjo's "plunk.' Another house within A youth in emulation scrapes upon a violin. And in the gentral chorus a parrot's laugh is beard; , .Thase are some town equivalents for songs , of brook and bird. Here and there on window ledges are flower pots arrayed; With them often siphon and darker bottles are displayed, Sometimes brown paper parcels and tin cans their presence lend, And the beauthul and useful harmoniously blend. yen chamber flits a figere with hair of golden brown. Her cool and sylph -like-- ; but a white arm jerks the curtain down. 'Upon the fence -top softly treads a calra and blase cat, And in the yard below a pup indignant yelps thereat; Thus the eyes and care and noses of Boma who are restrained From going to the woods and fields are daily en- tertained. With all these things and red brick walls one's spirit can commune iffere at my back -room window in this blessed month 01 Juno, The Old Folk's Longing. Don't go to the theatre, lecture or ball, But stay in your room to -night ; Deny yourseli to the friends that call, And a good long letter write— 'Write to tho cad old folks at home, Who it, when the day is done, 'With folded bands and downcast eyes, And think of the absent one. Don't selfishly scribble,' Excuse' my haste, I've scarcely the time to write," Lest their broodieg thoughts go wandering back To many a by-gono night, When they lost their needed sleep and rest, dad every breath was a prayer That God would leave their little babe To their tender love and tiara. !Don't let them feel that you've no more need Of their love and counsel wise, For the heart grows strongly sensitive When age has dimmed the oyes. It might be well to let them believe 'You never forgot them quite— 'That you deem it a pleasure whsn far away Long letterahome to write. Don't think that the young and giddy friends Who make your pastime gay, Have half the anxious thoughts for you Tbat the old folks have to -day. The duty of writing do not put off; Let sleep or pleasure wait, Lest the letter for which they waited and longed Be a day or an hour too lace. For the sad old folks at home, With locks fast turning white, Axe longing to hear of the absent one, Bo write them a letter to -night. Fly Time, Man. When we have reached again the days Of torrid rays, The man who says.there are no flies Upon him, lies. I1, Beast. The cow who whisks her supple tail While cropping herbage on the lea, Thinks as she sniffs the scented gale, lavish them were no flies on me. Tar, ilftnister, When Sol throws out his searching flames In brassy cities, 'Tis thou the minister exclaims : Confound those flies! rv. Layman. 'When Sol pours down his burning rays From cloudless shies, 'Tits then the at-gry layman says: — — those ilies FOR 'THE COMPLEXION. it May be 1Preserved If These Precautions are Observed. If you want to know how to meke the 'mut of your complexion follow these roles] : Don't use a coarse towel unless you have Eo cest-iron jaw, Don't be afraid of a steam or hot bath just before retiring. Don't use a eponge or linen washmag in the berth ; flannel is best; and never wash immediately after coming out of the cold air or hot Bun. Don't try lotions that you read or hear about on the face ; if you must experi- ment study the effect on your arm or knee. Don't be -rash enough to use any cos- metic containing white lead or arsenic =lees you are anxious to diefiguro your - et elf. Don't try to do without a cake of white inutile soap, a bottle of glycerine or cold oreem, a box of borax or spirits of ammonia to soften the water and a bottle benzene for the weekly cleansing. Don't meddle with wrinkles, for they are as inevitable as gray bair or old age. Don't forget that sea sir is a natural re- utorative, and that whatever tones up the system will beautify the complexion ; hence the value of wholuome, simple food, good hours and temperance, Magnificence in Railway Building. "But while in Mexico on my huff trip," says a correspondent of the St. Louis Globe -Democrat, "I had my breath taken away when I saw what I guess is the most magnificently constructed railroad in the -world. I refer to the Mexican Gulf road, where ties are made out of the finest asarehogany and bridges built of marble. The waste seems criminal, but the builders are actuated by motives of economy, as they find the mahogany and marble along the track side. THU senevOLLETE IN' MODERN' Ietergt Of Course He Was Sure. Stranger—I beg your pardon, sir. Citizen—Well? Stranger—I am looking for a tenement in this luality, sir, and I want to ask you in confidence if you think that house yon- der is situated perfutly healthy as to drainage, etc.? Citizen—Yes sir, it is. I am euro of it. Strange—Why are you so positive? Citizen—Because I am the owner of that tenement house. A lievereArreignment of the now Nceeted Dress. In the OUrrent number of the " Forum," Elizabeth Stuart Phelps, Author of The Gates Ajar," asks the questiou Hes the ;Jose of personal modesty keep 13tme with the progress of the age ?" And her aneWer is au emphatic negative. The indelicadee of the stage, the license of the ball.roont, tho freedeme of flirtation, the civilized savagery of•the surf.bather, the increasing oule of the nude in art, ane of the " tio " in literature ; ell these and more are adduced in evidence that ' the Araericau woman of to -day has retroverted to a ruder and earlier state of development. Ples the writer, any suggestions to offer, any plan to propose whereby the instinct of feminine modesty may be nerved to keee stroke with the moral development of the age? She has, She oforoes, hovaever, her plea for a revival of modesty by ince fives that, we fear, peewee but little motive power. She appeals to the pride of both some. Civilization, she says, implies a high degree of delicacy; lade of delicacy betokens the savage. Convince the woman who exhibits herself for promiscuous surf - bathing, before a thousand spectators, in a bathing coetume whioh stops—where it does; convince the half -nude woman that she is not a lady, but a savage; melte it fashionable to be decent and the day is won. CM:wince the writer of indelicate literature that he is not an artist but a savage, and he will burn bis manuscripts and discover a new literary fashion. It is to women, however, and to women "in society " that the bulk of the ertiole is addressed. Mother e !should keep their daughters under stricter aur. veiiianoe ; they simeld know exactly, by questioning them, if necessary, what they are thinking, reading, cloieg. Women should have nothing to do with assoda. tions for the advancement at moral purity which questions of delicacy tie° allowed to be discussed in public). Much mischief is wrotight by relaxing the strict rule of reserve in speeds. " In the conecientions treatment of ti Subject like this, it is a question whether one should omit a matter so hard to dismiss that only the urgency of the case could induce my pen to meddle with it. I refer to the injury wrought upon the delicacy of our women by the fashion of resorting to physicians of the opposite sex in oases when any sensitive woman would seek a woman's care if it could he had for the praying or the paying. Far from this pen be any flippant flying at the honor, the uprightness, the deliceoy of honorable and pure•minded physi- cians who happen to be men. But, for young women who prefer attendance which is abhorrent to nature, to that which the progress of soience has made Traatice,ble from woman to woman—for girls to choose the one when they oan command the other —there is no condeametion too severe. For mothers who encourage them, whet is to be said ?" The writer holds very decided views with regard to the " styles of undress which now disgrace our sex." "11 is a fact, that decent women have never al essed so indecently in our country and our cen- tury as they do in fashionable life to -day. " What is the evening dress of a fashionable woman but a burlesque on civilization? It exposes the body with an indifference which nothing seems to abash. The reproofs of the pulpit, the complaints of the press, the denunciations of modest members of our own sex, flit over these bared bosom e like the feathered tips of their own fans. The inipression goes no deeper. " Face the truth. An immodest dress does not cover a modest woman. If your costume is coarse and vulgar, you oan blame no voice or pen which calls you coarse and vulgar too. If the dross is dis- graceful the wearer is disgraced. The woman who dresses indecently—never mind who, never mind where, never mind why— is indecent. The woman who dresees with- out shame is shameless. " By their robes ye shall know them." Gold bracelets made of satin gold and fastened with small padlocks are very frith- ionable and egnally expensive. 1, Mr. Brinting," safe the doctor, after an :examination, "1 fear your wife's mind is gone." "That dosen't surprise me," re- plied the poor man ; "she has been giving Zn e a piece of it every day for Eleven years." —In some cities boys buy beau washers ett the hardware stores for ten cents a dozen, and find that they operate the mickelein.the-slot niaohines as well as a five oent piece. Others work the name racket with buckshot flattened out by the passage over it of the street ear wheels. The slot machine men don't enjoy the fun a bit. --Toronto stenographers ere talking of organizmg into a chartered Emulation. The newest thing in glue is snout ghee. It is tinted with all the htlee of the isettin imint Cap ltal and Labor. The Boston Typoeraphical Union is striving for the Saturd'ay half.holiday and is at war with the Rand -Avery Company, who reply that they will not have their business interfered with by " those who, " neither pay the company's employees' " wages nor assume its liabilities." The printers reply : As to this, there are differ- ent opinions arising and growing every day. In fact, there are those who Coldly assert that no one man employs another—that in our complex industrial conditions the pro• ducer and consumer are more dependent npon each other than in the primeval stages ; but at the present day those who have the managing of affairs display a disposition to resonate a patronizing air and arrogantly assert tbemselves as the mind, soul ana body of production. This phen- omenon has, no doubt, grown out of the mistaken view that wages are drawn from capital. On this point an eminent writer has this to say : "11 is from the product of labor, not from the advances of cape. tal, that wages come. Labor always pre- cedes wages. * * Paid by the day, week .or month, or by the piece, the pay. went of wages by an employer always Inv plies the previous rendering of labor. * As the laborer who works for an employer due not get his wages until he has pexformed the work, his case is similar to that of the depositor in a bank who clan - not draw money out until babas put money n. * * * The value of the partly com- pleted works stands in place of the value paid out in wages. During the time the laborer works for the employer he is ad- vancing capital to the employer, but at no time, unless wages are paid before the work is done, does the employer advance capital to the laborer. * * * The disaster which prevents the employer from reaping benefit also prevents him from paying wages." 011111tOR VS. E0 Oar. Secret Semiotics Said to be lecrionely Affecting Church Work. What shall be the attitude of the cheroh toward the euret ordere wb ion have multi- plied so rapidly throughout the country during the last few years? With many of our churches tao problem is more eerions or beset with greater complications. The problem would be simplified somewhat if these organizations were made up entirely of men who have professed no alliance to the 'church; but the place whit% the lodge holds in the affeotions of many a (tura; member is what gives Hee to greae anxiety. Sad though the confusion is, it ;smelt be acknowledged that some men whose names are on the ohuroh roll habitually give pre- cedence to the secret aooiety over the thumb. If the meetings oonflion the erne medal competitor fer their presence is the former. Theyhave no time to ;mare for the great religious gatherings, like those at Saratoga, but they will go a long distance to be present at a conolave of tlaeir fra- ternity. At the last meeting of the Vermont Con. gregetionalists at Rutlend, the subject aroused the liveliest discussion of the whole session. Resolutions mildly deprecating the absorption of some Christians in snob interests were set on ono side, because a few thought that the formal protest woul be considered a declaration of war, and would embarrass them in their efforta to counteract the baneful influences of these societies. Yet not a man win) spoke failed to admit that Christian concerns in his own community were sufferiug on acuount of them. Several who live in towns of only a few thousend inhabitants reported from twenty to forty thriving orders. We believe that Vermont is not exceptional in this respect. The lodge—using the term to include the meetings of the Imre ous secret orders—will be found strongly entrenched all through the country, growing in numbers and power, and every. where detaching the devotion of Christian men from the church, and too often, we fear, from the straightforward service of their Master. Recent figures, carefully compiled, show that Boston leas 243 ()hurdles to 599 lodges ; Brooklyn, 355 churches to 695 lodges; Washington, 181 churches to 316 lodges ; Chicago, 384 churches to 1,088 lodges, and the semis pro. portion obtains in other cities. The fact that some of these orders employ a chaplain and have an ornate ritual, that they conduct religions services and preside over funerale, due not make them religious, least of all Christian, and he who finds his religion and his Christianity at a lodge room and never feels the need of a church is woefully detective in his idea of what religion and whet Christianity are.—The Congregationalist. It Did not Match. Grocer—I'll sell you that melon for 15 cent s. Customer —That melon doesn't suit me. Grocer—What's the trouble with it ? Customer—It's green and I'm not. '—Yankee bank president (to cashier in jail)—Why didn't you go lo Canada ? Cashier (haughtily)—Because I've got some pride abont me and I didn't want to go up there with only 425,000 and live on a back street in a strange city. Narrow ribbons of fine quality are now used to finish the bodicee of dresses at the back rather than the wide sash which has been so long favored. There is a new and ingenious device for keeping oysters good in tho shell for several weeks after they have been taken from the water. The edges of the ebells are dipped into plaster of Paris naixed with certain chemicals that make it harden quickly. In a few minutes this oyster ie hermetically sealed. Holyrood Palace shows need of repair in many places, and Anyone wbo has recently been there will admit eieme of the ancient guides have seen their beat day. —Mrs. Theodore Tilton is a had and lonely woman, With silver.streelsed hair, a careworn face and stooped figure. She frequents Lincoln Park in Chicago With her gtendehildrext. GRAY'S ELEGY. How it Was Written and How it Got Into Print. Thomas Gray, the poet, died July 30113, 1771. As every one at all acquained with English literature knows hie most famous poem is the "Elegy." For some time after it Was written Gray showed it around among his friends, but seems to have had no thought of publishing it. He allowed copies of it in mannsoript to circulate, and a copy fell into the hands of the editor of "The Magazine of Magazines," who at once informed the poet that he meant to print it. This left Gray no alternative but to have it printed himself. So he wrote to Horace Walpole, giving directions to that end. '11 have but one bad way lefliee'—lie said in his letter, " to escape the honor they would inflict upon me; and therefore am obliged to desire you would meke Dodsley print it immediately from your copy, but without my name." Walpole did as he was aeked, but the editor came out ahead after all. The poem first ap. peered in print in his magazine, and the author's name was boldly given. A few days afterward Dodsley's edition appeared in quarto, anonymously, with "An Elegy Wrote in a Country Churchyard" for its title. The original manuscript of the poem is still in existence. It is written on four sides of a doubled half.sheet of yellow fool- scap, in a neat, legible hand, with a crow - quill. A Melancholy Joke. A prominent lawyer in this city had a client the other day who related a story which shows that the watermelon may accomplish great damage when used as a weapon under certain oircumstancee. The lawyer's client is a conductor on a Central Railroad freight train. •A few days ago, as the train was going up the road at a speed of twenty miles an hour, the conductor was standing in the top of his caboose look- ing ahead out of the window, with his head resting on his arm. The train ruehed by a small station were a lot of watermelons were being loaded into some oars. As the freight train paned one of the hands en- gaged in loading, in a spirit of fun, pitched one of the melonat the conduotor's head in the window in the caboose. His aim was well taken, and the consequences were disastrous. The melon struck the con- ductor squarely on the face and arm, knocking out three reeth, out his face open, and almost broke his arm. The joker's melon almost finished the conductor. The speed at which the train was running was responsible for the unusual force of the blow. The conductor is now preparing to sue the party who threw the melon. The man who threw it says he only wanted to treat the conductor to a melon.—Illacon (Ga.) Telegraph. Tory Editors in Germany, Woo? A young woman requested Moltke and Bismarck to write in her album. The Marshal wrote : "Falsehood passes away truth remains,—Von Moltke, Field Marshal." Bismarck took the pen and added: "1 know very well that truth will prevail in the next world; but, in the meantime, a Field Marshal himself would be powerless against falsehood in this world.—Von Bis- marck, Chancellor oj the Empire." 108 ABNIAL anew ATION. eme. A P. 51.Y. elan Claims to Heve heaven the Problem. Patrick Petere, of Prime() Edward Island, cleans to be the king of the sir, Pays the fie John, N,B., Son's Portland, Me,, con reepondent. lt will be good-bye balloons after this. Railroads will be distanced and " ooeite greybouncle" will be eowitere to speak ef. At last there is claimed to be a perfect fly- ing mitelaine, or a deluded inventor. 11 he is to be believed he ha e navigetee the air at his own meet will and in perfeet eafety. Loot evening at the house of Thomas O'lloutke, 52 Pleasant etreet, a correspon- dent had a talk with Patrick Peters, the man who olaime to have eolved the prob. lem of navigating the air with absolute sef ety, and at a rate of speed to be governed by the will of the navigator. Mr. Petero is 23 years old, it farmer, and who has seen but little of the world, and is not cpaite at home among strangers. He has a good, honest team tied when he talks of his great invention it lighta lap and becomes interesting. He says that fivo years ago he turned bus attention to the problem he claims to have so completely eolved. He watched the births in their flight, and felt sure that by copying their movements ley the great Occret. For tive years he labored on, working to pay hie way, but giving all the time he could to the one great labor of his life. He made many mistakes, and was at times depressed by his failures, but be worked on, and at lust, when seated M. hie final machine he felt ie lift reeponsive to bis movements. " can fly" lee thought, but be was too prudent to go more than a few feet up in the air at firet. But with more trials of his machine his confidence increased, and at last he allowed the machine to go high up in the air. A forest wee jaet ahead and he went over the tops of thegreat tree. He thinks that he was at least 5,000 feet high. After a flight of two ranee he thought he would like to come down and quiokly re• sponsive to his touch the bird, for in the au the machine hae, he says, all the am pearance of a big bird, descended to the ground. His success wee complete, and since that time he has navigated the air at will. His seat is in the body of the "bird," and the witige are moved by a combination of wheels. From the head to the tail it is sixteen feet, from the point of one wing to the other fourteen feet and from the body of the 'bird" to the point of the wing three feet. Mr. Peters proposes to mike a public) trial of his metobine Friday afternoon if he can make the necessary arrangements. He doesn't propoae to show what he can do unless he can make something out of it. The total weight of his machine, he says, is ferny 38 pounds. It doesn't cost much, and he is confident that in a little while people will discard steamers and trains and will fly from plan to place. He says the motion of the wings in the air closely resembles the fluttering of a bird's wing. The strokes are very powerfnl and quick, and a speed of about a mile in two minutes is attainable without special efforts on the part of the flyere. Some very reliable Portland people have full confidence in what Peters says. ---11 Oat of debt, oat of danger," is a maxim that can be always regarded with safety. The German universities have been un- usually well attended during this summer eemester. Berlin has 4,713 regular studento and 1,822 visiting students; Leipsio, 3,177; Halle, 1,626; Erlangen, 1,000, Heidelberg, Kiel, Munich and Goettingen alto have extraordinarily full rolls. • Memo girls vvill be interested to learn that a French aural surgeon, Mr, Lannois, has come to the conclusion,after examining the eare of fourteen girls who were in the service of the Central Telephone office at Lyons: 1. That tho constant use of the tele. phone seems to exert no bad effect non sound ears, but that it is harmful for those which are already the subject of dielease. 2. that these affectiona consist espedelly of an impairment of heating from fatigue of the auditory attention (buzzing, heed - ache, vertigo, nervous excitability and certain trensient phyeioal distnrbances) 3. that these (ideas ere often of brief aura. tion, and disappear as the auditory appal'. eine badmen sectudoneed to it work, and that in all case e they cease when telephone Work is abandoned. COOKING A CHICKEN. The Old Virginia. Cook 'Knows All About It. Honeekeepers do not always understand that a chicken, after the animal heat leaves the body, is not fit for food in less than 24 hours. During this time the muscles are stiffened by the rigor that 'succeeds directly after the departure of animal heat in all animals, and are tougher than they are at any time previous. In Virginia and many parts of the South, cooks kill and dress poultry with great rapidity, and plunge the pieces of chicken wbile they are still warm with animal heat into the frying kettle. This secures the tendex, succulent dishes of fried chicken which are justly the pride of the old Virginia cook. There is some. thing repuleive to the Northern housewife in serving up a fowl that was perhaps few moments before strutting about, the pride of the yard. An equally good and tender dish of chicken may be attained by keeping the fowl till the muscles relax, and it is in prime condition for food. In fact, only by the rapid process of frying can a chicken be cooked done before the muscles stiffen. ThiS the Southern cook knows.— New York Tribune. it FRUGAL PAESOli. lie Eats Out One Moal OnO77 And Thee:Yee On Xt. Over thirty yeare ago Rey. John Eberly, a well kuowie mitaster of Pottetown, Peneolvania, offering from dyspepsia, continuoue headaches and nervieus dis- orders, conceived the idea that if he eboulil eat but one meal a citty.he might (saved,. erica some relief. Se tried the experiment and inane that it worked like it charm. Ens former health promply returned, and he has followed the plan of but eating once it day ever eines. He celebrated his 67th birthday annivereary hot Saterday, and if ever there was a petfectly sound, hale and heelthy old gentleman, he is one, says letter from that place. He is tall and thin BS A rail, but he says he feels so light tlaat he could almost tread on air. He now eats his daily meal in the evening. When he first started the system he partook of a onbetantial dinner in the middle of the day. He has found, however, after long prac- tice, that taking the meal in the evening is more beneficial to him. On arising in the morning he drinks it glees of and water and goes immediately about his round of duties. He is very energetic, and is con- tinually at work from morning until night. He saves about two hours in every twenty - our in the amount of time which other old gentlernea ooneume with breakfast and dinner and their after dinner smoke. He is utmesuming end makes no pretensions to originality for hie dietary system. Sex in Plants. At a recent meeting of the Academy of Natural Sciences Mr. Thomas Meehan re- counted observations recently made by him on a dwarf horse-chestnut—resculias rnacrostachya—growing on his lawn, to determine the proportion of male and temale flowers. By proportionate mem. urement heestimated that there were about forty.four thousand flowers on the tree, the female blossoms being less than one-fifth of the whole number. In con- firmation of this theory that the production of female flowers is in direct ratio to the nutrition of the plant he observed that, on those branches the growth of which was in any way interfered with, either by orowding or undue shading, the blooms were all males. The great preponderance of the latter explained the fact that the production of seeds by euch a tree is wary small as compared to the number of blos- soms. The growth is rhythmic rather than continuous, tho organs of the flowers an early period of their growth being in such a state of development that either the anthers or the premium may determine the sex subsequently.—Phitadelphia Ledger. RUNNING A CITY. During the hint half century great Ina. provementa heve taken place in the man- agement of . the large cities of Great Britain. Sanitary arrangements have been made so thorough and complete that, despite the congested condition of many districts and the abject- poverty to be found there, the death reties have been reduced in a most gratifying degree, and the average life of the population measurably increased. Sewege and water systems which are the admiration of the world hetet been intro. dresed, street cleaning and scavenging have been reduced to u, science'and street rail- ways are run, public baths maintained, and even workingmen's houses built by the municipal authorities. Glasgow is popu- larly supposed to be the best governed city in Europe, if not in the world, and from the report of United States Consul Sher- man Liverpool is a city whose ',Misers are also carefully administered. Aocording to Consul Sherman'e report to the State Department, Liverpool hes an area of 5,210 sores, with a population close upon 600,000, or 115 people to the acre, the .not densely populated oily in great Britain. The street pavements cover 250 miles, and aro claimed to be the best in the world. The paving and sewering are done by the corporation with great care and with conaidetations of close economy. In 1870, with 226 miles, of etreets, tbe expenditure for rumen was e136,080. In 1889, with 254 miles, the expenditure was $10,824. Per- mission is never given to private com- panies or persons to cut through the pave- ment in any Street for any purpose. When such work is necessary the corporation will do it in its own thorough way, and the interented parties must pay the entire cost —a regulation worth noting, especially in contrast with the incessant upheavals in Canadien cities. The street railways are _laid and owned and kept in order by the corporation, and the companies using them pay 10 per cent. on their cost to the city. The city engineer decleres that the raits, as hid in Liverpool, " do not form the slightest impediment, even to the nar- rowest -wheeled vehicles." The sewers laid ia the laet 17 years have cost 51,703,000, and have brought about a sanitary condi- tion such that the death rate has dropped from 27.2 in 1880 to 20.3 in 1888. House drainage is carefully provided for, and main sewers, not self -cleansing, are period- ically fluetied by large movable tanks placed over a man -hole. These tanks man tain 1,800 gallons of water, and can be discharged in 28 seconds. The cost of tlais work is about $6,000 per annum. The Liverpool corporation has cleared away great masses of buildings and reconstructed houses for artisans. These houses are fitted with the latest improvements and are rented at 24 cents per month for eacla room. One of these buildings on Victoria Square contains 611 rooms and covers 3,924 super- ficial yards, besides 5,271 in approaches and the quadrangle. The structure is five storiee high, end,cost, with land, $350,000. The return in rental is estimetted at 4e• per cent. after all expenses are deducted, and, with a balanee " which, if capitalized on a 3e, per cent baeis, will represent the full market value of the site.' The corpora. tion, in doing this work, have done some- thing not exactly within the understood limitations of our municipal corporations, but they declare their object not so much " to cover the space with buildings, but to erect buildings of the best class for their purpose arid of the highest sanitary stand- ard, thus effording an example to be fol. lowed in the future by private enterprise, while at the same time providing a large unbuilt -upon space in a densely populated district." Don't sign. Don't sign any paper for anyone except those with ahem you are acquainted and know to be honest. A new swindle is be. ing carried on in Connecticut by means of a double fountain pen, one end of which is filled with good substantial ink, tho other with ink that fades away in a day or two. The sharper writes hie agreement, contract or whatever particular lay he may have chosen, with the ink that fades, and hie victim signs with the other end of the pen in the ink that lasts. In a few days he hae aslip of paper with nothing on it but a good sIgnature, over which he writes any sort of a note that he can most easily turn into cash,—Boston Herald. Drinking Reform in Japan. A foreign note recordthat a revolution is taking piece in the drinking habits of the Japanese. The rice brandy called "saki,"which has long been their national beverage, is being supplanted by beer brewed after the German method. In Osaka the number of beer saloons has in. creased from 13 to almost GOO in the last four years, while the number of retiorts where " saki " is sold has fallen off. Years ago the Jape were went to drink 130,0003000 gallons of " saki" annuelly, How Kind the Gentler Sex Are. Miss May Ture—Ohl Edith, dear, do you know that Fred actually proposed to me last evening e Edith—just as I expeotee. Miso M. T,—Why did you expeot it ? E.—Why, when I refueled him last night he said he Would go and do soniething dee. Witte. TUE "BLUE Les MC" Of1.0***4 Witt Pereonal etebertv tees leogarden 132 Early etoneelemiti The term " blue laws" lo epplied to with tee relate to the privete ooneeleeces Of indi- viduals. All countriee femme:eh bad such statutee, and the thirteen oreomee were nO exeeption before the eevolitnoti. The code of Connecticut is often seat a of in WS respect. Those moat 31::11ou were of the colony of New /levee, eblet, wal united with the Connectiout ;mime in 1655. Beret ie ie 1 sill copy of tho Neve Pleven lints, often celled the eConneeticut Nee Lome" ; The governor arid maaieteal 03, =Welled in general numbly, !ITO tld supreme power, nzader God, ok the etdependent dominion. Conspiracy against tho amen diem shallibe punished with death. Whoeuver seem tffeetre le a powereand jurisdiction above and OVGI' thi,i dominion !shall suffer death and the love of his pro. perty. Whosoever attempts to olanego or over - tarn this dominion alma/ suffer death. No one shall be a freemen'or give vote, melees he be converted anel ti member in full communion of one of the churcheli allowed in thio dominion. Each freeman shell swear by the blessed God to bear true allegiance eo alb domin- ion, and that Jesus is the only king. No Qaaker or dissenter froro the estab- lished worship of thia doinizion shall be allowed to give a vote for the electioneof magistrate or any officer. No food or lodging dealt be offered a Quaker, Ademite or other berOtl:41. If any person shall turn Qrseker be shall be banished, and not eulfertiet to return on pain of death. No Quaker priest shall ebide in this dominion; he shall be banished, and suffer death on return. Priests may be:seized by anyone without vearrant. No one shall run on the Sabath day, or walk in his garden, or elsewhere, except reverently to and from mestieg. No one shall travel, cook le:duels, make beds, sweep house, out heir cr &aye on the Sabbath day. No woman shall hiss her children on:the Sabbath day or fast day. The Sabbath shall begin at onset on Saturday. To pick an ear of corn growing on a neighbor's garden shall be deemed a theft. A person accused of treepeus in the night shall be judged guilty until he deer himself by his oath. No one shall buy or sell lene without permission of tho selectmen. When it appears that an ermined person has confederates and refuses to discover them he may be racked. A drunkard shall have a master ap- pointed by the selectmen, who are to debar him the liberty et t baying., and selling. Whoever publishes a lie to the prejudice of his neighbor shall be put in the stocksior receive ten stripes. No minister ehall keep a settee?. Men stealers shall suffer death. Whoever wears clothes trimmed with gold, silver or bone lace above two shil- lings a yard shall be presentee: by the Grand jurors, and the selectmen shall taxi the offender 300 pounds on his unite, A debtor in prison, swearing he has no estate, shall be laid out end eold, to make satisfaction. Whoever brings cards or aia into. this Dominion shall pay a fine of 5 pounds. No one shall read the conenecn prayer book, keep Christmes or set anye'or play on any instrument except the hum or jew's harp. No gospel minister shall jein people in marriage. The magistrate only ehall join them in marriage, as they do it with less scandal to Christ's church. When parents refuse their children con- venient marriage the magietrete shall de. termine the point. The selectmen on finding the children ignorant, may take them away erom tbeir parents and put them in better hands at the expense of their wenn]. A man who strites his wife ellen phyla fine of 10 pounds. A woman who strikes her heebenceit shall be punished as the court directe. A. wife shall be deemed gotta evidence against her husband. No man shall court a maid, in person or by letter, without first obtaining consent of her parents. Married persons must live together or be i imprisoned n jail. Every male shall have his hair cut round according to a cap. Boasted Her Children. One old lady in the Kingston Penitentiary whose name we could not learn was a cute old character. She was sitting beside a window that looked out upon a little lawn. She was knitting away at a woolen atocking end rochiug herself to e,nd fro. The metron told us that a long time ago she roasted a couple of her children to death, and she would have been hanged had there not been strong evidence showing that she suffered temporary but very violent fits of insanity. The woman is nova too feeble to do any- thing but knit. She rises at sunrise and retires at sundown, oats very little, and sits in the same rocking -chair by the same window every day and knits away. She rarely speaks to anyone. She must be over 70 years old.—Toronto Telegram. Something in It. Brown—That's a handsome pocketbook. Robinson—Yee, it's a birthday present from my wife. Brown—Did she put anything in it before she gave it to you? Robinson—Oh, yes, the unpaid bill for the pooket-book was in it. An Eye to 13usinese. Photographer (to yonug lady) --There is no need of telling you to look pleasant, mime Such a face cennot be otherwise than pleasant. Young lady (graoionely)—I will take two dozen, sit instead of ono dozen. Hubert Herkomer has recently been made n member of the toyed Art Academy in Berlin. He receivea oue of the grand meanie at the Berlin Art Exhibition of 1886. An up.town man sent 25 cents to learn how to make $50 a wesk at home working en a capital of el, and received the follow. ing prneted slip, "Fish for foolel, as I do." —11 Well, of all the wart of Making It livin'," said Jinke, 'II think litereturds about the easiest." ‚ The etteiest ?" "Yeo. I've wetched the fellers that do it. All man' el got to do is to sit down tom' slide his pen over the paper." An Over -Doctored Nation. There is certainly no more OUriOUS social phenomenon than thet of the extra- ordinary popularity of the medical calling ha this country as a means ef securing a livelihood. The subject is ontr thet is often dwelt, upon, but we doubt if meey even yet realize the grotesque mispropertion which medicine in the United States holds 'to other bread -winning occupations. Here are some of the naked facts in the matter: France has 38,000,00001 population, 11,995 doctors, while it graduates 624 medical students in one year. Gerrne.ny has 45,- 00,000 of population, about 30,000 doctors, and graduates 935 students itt one year. The United States has about 60,000,000 of population, nearly 100,000 doctors, 13,091 medical students, and greduates 3,740 students in one year. Germany, vshich has relativelye less than half as many dootors as Amerioa, is already groaning over its snrplus. When one compares France with this country the excess of men here seems most astonishing. A comparieon of the United States with European countriee, in whatever way it is made, leads one to think that there is something almosb ' morbid in our medical fecundity.—Medicae Record. Salaries of A el °bat s. Clever acrobatic families receive any. thing from $100 to e300 a week, according to their numbers. Salaries to " speoialty", performers—Linde as musical mimic% jugglers, boxers, transformation and pedestal daimon, ventriloquists end the like—run exceedingly high, and the beat Of these performers are paid as much as $300 a week. When variety actor; are worked out in this part of the country they re1/4; member the precept and go west, whore new towne are everywhere springing np, and where, if they are tolerably clever, they can command big salaries.—New York Tribune. same Old Story. Book-keepor—Excuse me, sir, but my nephew died three days ago. Employer (who ia slot/am/tat familiat with the little game)—All right, Mr. Chile pepper; yon natty attend the funeral. Died, as usual, on fitst baso, I suppose. Otto of the best things that josh Billings ever wrote was, "When a man begins lo go down hill all nettle; seems grossed for the otsmaion." And thie Was written befeee the day Of toboggan elidest too. Switzerland has been visited by remark. ably mere g10le andthunderstorme, which have done a good deal of damage in the routes usually taken by travellers. ,