The Exeter Advocate, 1890-7-31, Page 2A Gem of Xpltalphy.
The following lime are ooeied nerbathn
tfteraton from te stoue in a oeraetery near
Boekhorn, ip Eent county t
alylevire so aear, be of good cheer
'Wu Wm meet you there, your children dear
Tri a few more years, if the Lord do please,
Your woeldly goar you leftyou dean
Linde email years with hopes alai Mare -
Without your tore whialt sadly vexed the little
dears.
Your voiee so clear, your mare ean't or
'd'our ft3a-t1iery tribe tlae smith, my dear
Tao lowiughane, 1ikeWilE10 the swine
Wbs lauabs in time will miss you Bair
t,boy should lose their anothers dear.
Wbeeler tie my dear has not been here
SO Jerry's clear for thie new year.
A loving mother who lies here
As ever left her children dear
Ileavens rest bee soul where'er
She is the wish of those left here.
Et "Wheeler" is a cattle beyer awl butehee
vein -mown iu the western counties, and"Jerry"
was an ox that was fattening hi the stall at the
time death robbed the farm of its mistress:I
ADOPTED BY THE DEAN
A TALE OP TWO COUNTRIES.
No, ; the sooner the house ie empty
the better," said Cornelie, thinking only of
Eeperance's quiet, and George hurried
away, inwardly blessing his little Frenoh
cousin for her opportune illness.
The Lowdells, too, were packing with all
possible speed, for their mother had con.
siderately proposed to go that evening.
"Not the leaet because I am nervous about
the girle, you know, bat we shall only be in
the way,' she exclaimed to Cornelia, prov-
ing her kindness still further by staying in
Eeperanoe's room till the nurse arrived.
So the deanery was speedily emptied,
and the next day found only the dean and
Clornelta left behind, to hear with dismay
that they had all been drinking water from
a poisoned well, and that Esperanoe's
illness was fully accounted for. She had
for long been very much oat of health,
owing to the privations and shook of the
siege, arid had naturally been the first
Cereelia had never dreamed of acting as
si es -nurse before, and felt hopelessly at a
lose when the trained nurse went to take
her eta, and she was called to take her
turn with the patient. Luifaily, at first,
Eseere,nce was fairly quiet, but later on
Coto :Ha was frightened out of her wits by
her wild ravings, and the strange language
seemea to make it all the more terrible.
Tho a hours revealed to her more of Esper-
anoe's life and character than she had ever
ketone. before, and her father's name was
so cuetinually on her lips, that Cornelia
was more end morerebuked for having ever
'watered to call Frenoh love shallow and
fleeting. The all-important twenty-first
day was one of disappointment and double
anxiety, for there was no shade of improve -
meet, and the fever ran frightfully high.
The doctor took Cornelia aside after his
second -dein
" 11 Mademoiselle de Mabillon has any
near relations they should come at once,'
he staid, gravely.
" She has none in England," said Cor.
nelie, thinking with a shudder what poor
Gasp trd would Bay when he heard. "She
is really in suoh danger, then 2 "
•• The most imminent danger," replied
the etootor, accustomed to regard Cornelia
as a al tad, matter-of-faot lady, able to stand
any thing. "In fact, Miss Collinson, I fear
it 14 ely duty to tell you that I think it a
gree ,mestion if she pulls through the next
tvet n t ;oft= hours."
Uareelia turned ashy pale, and the
doteor a little surprieed, hastened to add,
" Tie ess we find there is more fever to-
nigto , it is just poseible then that she may
get through."
Ji the evening, the dean came to the
door, es usual, to make inquiries, and the
doctor brought him into the room, having
prepered, him for the worst. He was quite
overtome, and the mere eight of Esperanoe
was e, shook to him, as she lay pillowed
high, her forehead bandaged, her brown
eyes wild and glittering, her face drawn
with pain, and crimson with the flush of
fever.
Soo was moaning Gaspard's name
piteously enough, and the dean felt a keen
pang of remorse as he remembered how
gladly he had seen the last of his nephew a
few weeks ago ; he almost wished him
back again now. Scarcely knowing what
he did, he bent down, and took Esperance's
thin, burning hande in his. She had not
noticed his entrance'but this made her
look np suddenly ; a glad smile passed over
her troubled face, and hdf raising herself
with the strength of delirium, she cried,
" Papa papa 1 have you come ? " then,
falling back again, said, much more
quietly. "1 am so tired! Won't you carry
me?
She dosed her eyes, and they all watched
in breathless suspense, till at length a look
of entire peace stole over her features, and
her quiet, regular breathing showed that
ehe had fallen into a natural eleep.
For two hours the dean etood in this
novel position, personating M. de Mabillon,
and patiently holding the hands of his old
enemy's child. He was growing undoubt.
edly fond of Esperanoe and, moreover, he
felt something of the sense of responsibility
witieh had been oppressing Cornelianand
had a great terror of her death, feeling sure
that it would burden him with that sense
of guiltineen which had haunted him when
hie sister died. He wished he had not
overheard that ory for Gaspard, it rang in
his care tormentingly, and though he
reminded himself that the Ceylon appoint.
merit was a very good one, he could not but
remember that if he had chosen he might
easily have found a sitintion for Gaspard
in England.
In the sick -room matters went on very
hopefully. Esperance took some nourish-
ment, and then fell again into a long,
dreamiest: sleep, and am the morning the
dootor was so well satisfied with her
improvement, that Cornelia began to take
heart again. She slept at intervals through
the day, and. did not take much notice, but
on the following day she was much more
herself. In the afternoon, when the nurse
was lying down, Cornelia was startled by a
eudden question in Esperance's weak voice,
the English words coming with a sort of
hesitation:
"Gaspard does not know that I am ill,
does he 7 "
Cornelia, crossed the room to the bedeide.
"lo, dear; but not yotx are better I
will write."
Perhems I shall be well enough soon to
put ih a letter. What day is it?
"It ie Setarday, the 13th of July. We
will write by the next roan, on Friday."
Espertince was too weak to talk any
more, She lay mewing Over Cornelnes
words, greatly surprieed to fine how long
ehe had been 111. nt she had still many
days of pain and weeknese to look ferward
to, for although he Was out of denger her
rem/eery Watil very sloes and wearisome.
She was as' helpless as a baby, and though
good and patient, she could net evithetand
the sane° of itching loneliness that Weighed
upon her spirits, Dvery one was kind to
her, but she longed unopealsably for Gas.
pad, and day atter day elm lay carving
groleilv, wiping away her tears and trying
bo smile when any one spoke to her, brit
fr tOo Weak to be able to 0Ontro1 herself.
She saw a good deal of Coruelia, for the
nurse always went to lie down in the after.
noon alter her night's watebing, but
unluokily eine was rather in awe of her, and
Cornelia herself, thoueh extrenaely anxious
to be hied, had not the quiole observation
and ready test whi011 are needed. in eiok
nursing. Her diffidence, too, wee a great
hinderance, for she never ventgred to do
anything for Esperence without an anxious
questioning.
" Would you fancy this " on " Shall r
give you that? till the pear child was se
worried that ehe would negative everything
rather than be troubled with the decision.
Her native politeness, however, stood her
in good stead, and Cornelia never found
this out, bat was outs/ touohed by her
gratitude, and as the weeks passed by she
grew more and more fond of her,
One afternoon early in Augnet, Esper-
anoe was sitting alone in her bedroom
weerily watching the tops ot the trees as
they waved gently in the eammer wind,
end wondering where Gaspard wan and
what he was doing, while the tears coursed
silently down her cheeks. Just as she was
feeling t. iuomentary relief at the last stroke
of the r., as, a knock (came at her door, and
to her ..at surprise the e- rvant announced
" Lady Worthington." Esperance felt a
thrill of joy as she looked up, and saw
Lady Werthington's eympethetio, un-
ohemged face, and heard again her low,
ooroforting voice.
"My poor child 1 why, how pens and
thin yon are 1 but they tell me you are
bettor,"
" Yes, I feel better, thank you," said
Eeperance, wearily.
" But convalescence is always dull work,"
said Lady 'Worthington. "1 met Cornelia
just now, and she gave me leave to come
and see yon; she tells me you have had a
long illness,"
"Yes, it has eeemed long," sighed Esper-
ance. "You see, I can't do anything even
now, and it is hard to sit and think all day,
and then—I do eo want Gaspard."
"This great fly is worrying you, my
dear, I shall put an end to hie noise," and
kind-hearted Lady Worthington rose with
alacrity to flick the poor insect mercilessly
with her handkerchief, till it fell out of the
window stunned. After that she felt a
little better, and came again to Esperanoe's
side, determined to make the most of her
present opportunity. A bright idea had
struck her—the deanery was forlorn and
uncomfortable, but what if she could get
Espere,nce away from the deanery? She
revolved various plans in her mind, while
fondling the little invalid in silence. At
last she made up her mind, and began by a
judicious course of questioning.
" Ought yon not to have a change of air,
dear? Has Cornelis, said anything to you
about going away "
" No ; and I hope we shall not go," said
Esperanoe. "We should only go to Scar-
borough, Where Mrs. Mortlake and Belle, are
staying, and I would much rather be alone
with Cornelia."
"Dat I think you should have a change,
you want a great deal of setting up yet. I
wonder whether you would like to come
and pay a visit to Frances, she is down an
Wales with the childrem Sir Henry and I
only left them on Saturdey, and they are to
stay for another month."
Esperanca started forward, a glow of
color rising in her pale cheeke, "01', Lady
Worthington, do you really mean it? How
good—how kind you are 1"
"You would like it then? "
"Marc than anything in the world! It
seems too good, too wonderful 1 only I have
been so cross and fretful, that I really don't
deserve it."
"Poor child, that is not your fault, I am
sure, you will soon get better when yoo are
away, there is nothing like Welsh air to
my mind, and Llanfairfeohan, the little
village where Sir Henry has taken a house,
is a charming place, with sea and
mountains too. Franoes will be so delighted
to have you."
They were still taking over this plan,
when Cornelia came back from the service.
" I wonder whether you will spare us
your invalid for a little while," said Lady
Worthington, when she had joined them.
" I have been asking Esperance whether
she will stay with us in Wales for a month."
Cornelia felt a sudden pang, Was she to
lose this child whom she bsd watched over
so anxiously ? she felt as if she were being
robbed; then looking up she saw the glow
of animation on Eeperanceni face, and felt
sadly that the Worthingtons had been kind
to her in the days of her own coldness, e,nd
that naturally they were more loved. With
an effort she spoke cheerfully.
" I think it would be very good for her
indeed, if you are sure it is quite convenient
to you, Lady Worthington."
" Perfectly, there is a room doing noth-
ing, and Frances will be so glad of a com-
panion. Sir Henry and I are going to
Switzerland, but she is not strong enough
really to enjoy traveling, and prefers stay-
ing in Wales. I wonder whether Dar:entice
would be well enough to travel down on the
81h; I could take her myself then."
Esperanoe declared she was well enough
to go that very minute, though an hour
before she had not felt equal to walking
across the room ; bnt the prospect of
change seemed to put new life into her, and
Cornelia was en pleased to see her better,
that she was glad the invitatien had been
given, and promised to talk matters over
with the doctor the next day, and to let
Lady Worthington know.
CHAPTER XXVI.
The doctor highly approved of the pro.
potted change, and as the re wereonly & few
days far preparation, Cornelia's hands were
full. The 8th of August was as fine as
could be wished, and toward the middle of
the day Lady Worthington and Esperanto)
started on their journey. Poor Cornelia
felt very sad when the actual porting ceime,
though Esperanoe's good-bye was as warm
and affectionate as possible. She threw
her arms around her cousin's neck, " Dear
Cornelia, you have been so kind to me, and
I have been snob a trouble, perhaps when I
come back yon will let me wait upon you."
"You must get quite strong again, dear,"
said Cornelia, quietly returning her
embrace. "And be sure to let me know
bow you are after the joutney."
Wben they arrived, Harry and Fred
were waiting on the platform, looking cool
and countrified in their brown holland
suite.
," Aunt Fanny ht waiting in the pony,
carriage, manama," they both oried in a
breath. "We will bring all year things
from here."
"Very well," amid Lady Worthington,
who we fond of making even ten-year old
boys nisetul. "Harry, you bring then
cushions and bags, and Fred, gee that a
black trunk and ray small box are sent
round at 000e in the cort--now,Esperanoe,
we will come," and putting a siipporting
arm retina her little charge, Oho led her
through the station to the pony.carriage,
where rrences was waiting, looking fairer
and prettier than ever, in her light summer
dreee.
Illaperanee receivied a homelike greeting
in Prench, and wad made comfortable in
the carriage, while Lady Worthington
talked to Prances.
tin the Monday afternoon &prance wee
quite Weli enough to enjoy a drive, and
Prances took her in ihe ponyouttriage
aleng the shore; elm visa enchanted with
the Sea, and was very desiroup to go on it
attonce,
"1 am not sure what your 'looter would
soy to thot," soid Frances. " But in a
weeh or two you will be stronger, and then
vlt rilkingdwe w
hiry.ii
All row to that little ielond, of
which I cannot say the name," said Ever,
anoe, eagerly. I like it so much, it looks
BO lonely, just broken off, as it were, from
Angleaea. It will be delightful to be really
on the sea. I shall know what the voyage
to Ceylon will feel like—it will be good
practice."
Frances smile. " I was thinking about
your letter—shall we call at the pi:snot:nee
and see if it has come 2 "
" Oh 1 if we might 1" and Esperance
breathed more CitliOtly as FrantieB turned
the ponies' head, and drove up the village
street. She tried hard to believe that ehe
did not expect anything, and waited,
trembling with ezoitement, till Frances
appeared at the door of the posnoftioe with
a reasuring tan% and—yes, it really was —
a letter in her hand.
" It has the Rilohester post -mark," she
said, and Esperanoe let fall the reins,
hunched at it, and alpaca tore the envelope
to pieces in leer hurry to open it. Within
there was indeed the precious incloeure, a
thin, blue envelope, directed in Gaspard's
flourishy, oopper•plate welting.
Frances drove home quickly, and than in
the quiet of her own room Esperance opened
her letter.
It was delightfully long and closely
written, each day so fully described that she
seemed to be living through everything
with him, and her happiness was all the
greater because she had not expected such
details, for Gaspard's letters from London
had been neoeesarily poor in this respect,
and had generally been written in a strain
of forced merriment in order to veil from
her his sufferings. But this WaB a really
journal -like description, written with
delightful ease, while little collogaied
eapressions here and there brought the
tears to Esperanoe's eyes. " Ah, Esper-
anoe if you could have eeen this," or " when
you come, oherie, you will enjoy that."
She lived with him throughout the
voyage, learned to know the laconic) captain,
and the graphically described passengers,
entered into the landing at Colombo with
ite bustle and confusion and heat, laughed
over Mr. Seymour's jokes, and the accounts
of the shopping and bargenning in the town,
then traveled with him to Diokoya, and
saw his fature home in Mr. Seymour's
bungalow, tried to underetand the size of
the estate given to her in an almost fabu-
lous number of equare kilometres, and
sympathized with teaspard's difficulty in
learning Tamil. And it, when at last it
was ended, she came back to the present
with something of a ehook, and was obliged
to have a good cry, yet Frances understood
all perfectly, and instead of adopting Cor-
nelia's plan of pointing out the extreme
ingratitude and foolishness of such behavior,
petted and oareessed her till her smiles
returned, and she w&s eager to read some
extracts from the letter to any one who
could appreciate its delights.
Whether the pleasure of receiving her
first letter from Ceylon had anything to do
with her recovery, it would be hard to say;
but certainly from that day Esperanoe took
a fresh start, not only in bodily strength,
but in spirits.
CHAPTER XXVII.
"Aunt Fanny, we really must take you
to Aber," said Harry, very beseechingly,
one morning toward the end of August.
" Yee, anntie, we were there yesterday
after the rain, and the water fall he >et
splendid. Can t we go to -day altogether ?"
Frances looked across the table at the
invalid, and being reassured by her looks,
thought that it might, perhaps, be managed.
They started early in the afternoon, a
very merry party, Frances driving, Esper-
ance and Kathie squeezed in beside her,
and the boys in the back seat. The day
was most glorious, and the richly wooded
glen looked so beautiful that Frances was
obliged to drive slowly in order to give her
full sympathy to the eager entreaties to
look at some especially lovely view, either
of the sea or the river, or the mountains.
Leaving the carriage at the rest -house,
they walked slowly on toward the falls, and
whether it was due • to the beauty and
novelty of the way, or to the fresh mountain
sir, Esperanoe wag not at all over tired,
when at last they roadbed the end of the
glen, e.nd sat down on the great, gray
bovslders at the foot of the waterfall.
She gazed in wonder at the down -rushing
torrent, as it came foaming over the brown
rooks, here, white as snow, there, separating
itself into little silvery streamlets, but alt
mingling in the pool below, and hurrying
away down the rooky bed of the river.
Frances was amused and charmed by her
native expressions of rapture and amaze-
ment, and watched with pleasure the
healthful glow of color in her cheeks, and
the happy brightnees of her eyes. She
looked delightfully at her ease, leaning
back among the rocks, in her shady straw
hat and bine cambric polonaiee, and
Frances was just wondering what constituted
that happy French faculty of perfect enjoy-
ment, and contrasting it with the heavy,
bored looks of a party of tourists who were
finding fault with everything, when a
sudden ory and splash made her look round
in terror to see if the children were all safe.
To her relief they were all three in sight,
scrambling about the rooks on the other
side of the river, but Esperancebad quitted
her easy pbeture, and was bending over the
bowlders down to the water, and just as
Frances hurried to the spot, she had helped
to drag up a terrified little girl of above
seven years old, who had alipped into the
river.
There, do not cry, you are quite safe,"
mid Esperanoe, panting a little with her
exertions.
Bat before Frances could speak, a little,
dark, middle-aged lady bustled up, her
round, brown eyes all anxiety.
"Marguerite, ma acre I what is it then?
Ciel 1 you have really been in the water 1
sh 1 what a pity, with .your new boote, too.
And this lady has kindly helped you? I
hope Marguerite has thanked yon, made-
necusselle 2 '
Esperence was on her feet now; her
color cisme and went, and waited
impatiently till the little lady had finished
epeaking, then bending forward elle said in
& half-ohoked Voice, " Madenne 1 Madame
Lemeroier 1 do yoneeot know rne "
Mme. Lemercier looked, threw up her
little hands, and then, with many exoleima-
tions, embraced Aspens:toe with fervor,
quite regardlese of the tourist eyes around'.
"Mon enfant ! Espersnce 1—ah 1 but
this is a happineas. We meet in a strange
land, my child! ah 1 who would hove
thought it ?"
"Dear Madame! how long it- Seeing eine°
we parted 1 how moth heal happened "
Then turning to Frances, "1 motet intro-
duce you to Madame Lemereiert a very
deer friend of outs, Who took care of me in
the siege. Paha Neville knows you well by
name, madame, 1 have told her how good
you were to me then."
"h 1 rzon enfant,. We each consoled the
other. But let no ea down and talk. I
forgot you, though, ma pauvre Marguerite,
pardon me; era you very wet, my child ?"
"Not Very," eitid the Me girl, blue/Avg;
"my etooking will dry in the eau. See,
here comes papa."
A pleaeantdooking men, of three•and-
thirty, came striding over the rooks toward
thera as abe spoke.
"Ho 1 Mies Maggie, eo you hove been
in the river, I bear, frightening the Mabee,
eh 2 Tilheitdo you say madame ? should
she not get her thinge.dried ?"
I tear Blie will en•cold herself," said
madanee, anxiously. • Perhaps, monsieur,
we had better return at once."
Maggie interrupted, however.
",But, papa, roadatne has met a friend.
The yeung lady who helped me out of the
water knew madame at Patin"
"Ab, indeed " and the gentleman took
off his hat to Esperanoe, while inateeme
gravely introduced " Moneieur Henderson
and Mademoiselle de Mabillon."
"1 hardly hnow how to thank yon
enough for belping my little girl," he said,
pleasantly. "L hope madame will instil
iato Maggie some of tbe ready adroitness of
your nation. But as to these wet clothes,"
he continued, turning to Madame Lerner-
oier. "Suppose I take 'Maggie to the inn,
aud let her dry them by the fire; we shall
be back in an hour, and you will like to
have some talk with Mademoiselle de
Mabillon."
"Monsieur is too good, but it will prevent
you from searching for the ferns. Let me
take Marguerite beck 2 "
No, no; I will find ferns on the way
back," said Mr. Henderson, good naturealy.
"We will be back in an hour. Come,
Maggie."
"A geod gentleman, a kind gentleman,"
said Mme, Lemeroier, relapsing into
French, as she waved her loot farewell to
Maggie and her father. 'She is my little
pupil, Marguerite, you know, and a very
amiable little girl. But me chere, come,
tell me all that has happened to yon—you
are thin, my poor child, thinner than in
the siege •, that is very wrong; and yon
are altered, ah! very mush altered; and
there is more of the angel in your face; it
is no more a naughty little piece of human-
ity ; you must have euffered, my peer little
one. But I fear you grew too good, and
then you will die ; keep a little naughti-
ness, ma chere, do not become like a saint."
"Do not fear that, madaree ; I assure
you there is too little danger. I have had
an illness • that is why I am thin."
" An illnese 2 Ah 1 I was stare you
would staffer from the effects of that [siege,
it was rigorone, too trying for one so young.
myeelt have never felt so well since that
time of starvation. But tell me of Gee,
pard, mon enfant."
"He is in Ceylon, on a coffee planta.
tion," send Eeperance, and she told Mme.
Lernercier all the details of Gaspard's
letter. Madame noticed that there were
tears in her eyes.
" ma chere, we women have our part
in the hardness of life; it is not easy to be
left behind," she said, gently- laying her
hand on Esperanee's. "But we must have
courage, my child, and it is easier for us,
for we know they are strong, whereas they
know we are weak and unprotected. You
heard of course of monsieur's arrest 2 "
" Yes, dear madame; Gaspard told me.
But do let me hear what happened to you
after we left."
"Ah, clink 1 what a history it is 1 a
thousand times did I thank Heaven that
you were spared the horrors of that sec-
ond siege, I knew not what to think; I
scarcely saw Viotor—he was always
engaged either with his writing or—or
with more direct means in the furtherance
of his cause. At first he was certain of
emcees, and I could bear the tumults and
the horrore better, because I hoped that
in the end his party would be viotorous,
and that we should have peace and a better
constitution. What oan a woman know of
the rights and wrongs of such questions?
I trusted ray husband. But then came the
farms repulse. Victor was in despair. I
entreated him to fly, to hide himself; but
no, he was always brave; he refused to do
so; he said to me, Antoinette, the people
I have incited and led on can not fly; I
must stay with them.' So he stayed, my
brave husband, he stayed and was ar-
rested."
(To be Continued)
The Open Patrol Waggon.
The New York Tribune, describing an
arrest in that city says " The children,
to whom an arrest is great fan, gather
around the policeman and his prisoner, and
maroh along to the police station, a shout-
ing, yelling rabble, almost rivalling Babel,
so great is the confusion of tongues. Some-
times, if the prisoner happens to be drunk,
he or she has a voice in the proceedings,
and axle makes it worse than ever. When
the polies station is reached, the vanguard
of the escort falls behind the policeman
and follows him to the very doors. Then
the children quiet down somewhat and
endeavor to see what becomes of the
prisoner. In doing this every point giving
O view into the building is occupied, and
the children mane their necks trying to see
what is going on inside." This description
would do very well for an arreet in Toronto.
The patrol waggon is in many reepeots an
improvement npon the plan of dragging a
prieoner along the streets by the arms or
legs. Bat so long as it is an open patrol
waggon it does not diminish the interest of
the spectacle. And the spectacle is bad,
not only for the parties more immediately
concerned but for the ohildren who look on.
It helps to familiarize them with mime
and to present crime in an aspect whioh to
thoughtless people may seem enterteining.
The open patrol waggon is a nuisance all
round, and it must go.—Toronto Globe.
'What They may Learn.
A deputation representing the Toronto
City Council will soon arrive in this corm.
try to pick up information regarding street
railways, Toronto having deoided to
modernize its system. When the members
thereof reach Chicago they will probably
learn from Baron Yorke's- how to kill con -
&baton in tannels, how not to give trans.
fere, how to pack one hundred persons on
one oar, how to obtain valuable franchisee
for a mere song, how to block elevated road
projects by tipping aldermen and several
other things which our great street railway
magnate is popularly supposed to know.—
Chicago Canadian.American,
Arl Italian Tragedian.
The Italian tragedian, Giovanti
Emanuel, is creating a furor among the
Neapolitan theatre -goers. In spite of
the summer heat the Florentine threatre
is orowdea out, and a few nights ago when
" Hamlet " was performed, Emandel
achieved a grand success. He was called
befere the curtain three times after the
platform scene, four time after the
eoliloguy "*0 be, or met to be," four times
after tl3e death of Polonius, and cheered to
the echo after the cemetery act, The
performance was net ended till 1,30 a. ram—
London Daily gews.
Free Sampson, of Ann Arbor, Mich., has
a bobtailed cat whir% has inilioted her lack
of tail on a litter of offspring. The !sonny
hi et a toes to explein the freak, and the
kittena me* i ceaseless tele of Woe.
It hi funny what a difference it makes
whether a bowie hits a obtain in his leg or
hit blood,
A KISSING MANI'.
How a Long Island Oongregation Was
Scandalized,
ACV. DB. pEgittoiK A WITNESS.
Woe to those who meet in a place of
worehip and give way to worldly deedel
Woe onto those colored brethren and sistere
who look too much into eaoh other'e eyes
during service! Woe! Woe 1
The New Afriottn Methodist Epiecopal
Church of Northport, L.I., was to begin its
soul -saving career last Sunday amid ell
the surroundings of religions fervor which
only Long Island colored society can give
to an (tension of the kind. The oburch
to be organized, and dark.skinned
belles and beaux trona Kings, Queens and
Suffolk assembled in garments that rivalled
a Shelter Wand sunset in its moat glorious
ascendancy. There had been meetings of
the elect all day. Rev. Dr. Derrick, wbo
was one of the Itepublioan Presidential
electors of het earimaign, was there and
spelled his benign smile and told
hie Btories with his usual contagious
chuckle. All seemed to promise that
the new church would be the key-
stone of Long Island African Methodiem.
But, oh, and alas for hope and radiant
promise. There was in that throng Miss
Graham, whose mulatto beauty came all
the way from Smithtown, and there was,
too, Mrs Mary illaghar, pretty as a dusky
She. They both had sung, and tlaeir voices
had inspired love.
Mr. Perry Smith was there. Every
member of Afriae.n society in Suffolk kuows
Perry 1 And so wee Mu. Mary Smith
and—alas the mother-in-law, Mts. Mary
Townsend.
Religion was becoming very lively in the
assembly. The anxious seat was rapidly
filling up and the influence of the time was
strong neon the congregation. The spirit
of sisterly and brotherly lova was present.
Perry knew it was there, for the sheep's
eyes which he and Miss Graham had been
exchanging had become so large that he
suddenly disooverea the necessity of de.
positing his contributions manually. He
started from hie seat. The congregation
watched 1 Here was a convert 1 But nol
Horror 1 He had advanced upon Miss
Graham like a swarthy Captain Lovelace
and, gracious! he threw his arms about her
neck and kissed her—kissed her right upon
her f all red lips 1
Bat law 1 he didn't stop at that, for he
said, and all the churoh heard him:
"Lord brass you, ma sister 1 How 1 does
love yer 1 Ries agin 1"
"Perry," ehe murmured, " I loves yer
like I wuz all a-chicken.ftesh "
Alack, the course of true love always did
run turbid at its flood 1 Mrs. Smith Mrs.
Perry Smith arose, and so did Mrs. Mother-
iralaw Townsend, and with a whoop of
three hundred buzzards they fastened upon
his earls. But encouragement was needed
to the injured females, and so Mies May-
hew, who because she is as beautiful as the
sunlit meadows is called " Boxy," hit Mr.
Smith twice upon the nose and set the
crimson fountains aflow.
The congregation of the New African
Methodist Episcopal Church then took a
hand and the brethren and sisters, forget•
ful even that Presidential Elector Derrick
was there, joined in and indulged their evil
passions by matinees& other names which
are not in the Brooklyn direotory and
making maps of the Congo Basin upon each
other's faces.
But the dignity of Dr. Derrick could not
tolerate this Zulnistio head dance. Some
say he did it by praying, some that he
pl&ded, others that he did it all with the
back of a wooden bench, but, however it
was, the thunder storm of rage was swept
away and Mr. Perry Smith and Rosy
Mayhew were arrested.
Deacon Samuel Balton, tho northeast
pillar of the New African Methodist Church,
appeared as complainant against courtly
Perry and beautiful Roxy. He told jastioe
Strawson that" dey bad been sorappin'
like de debbil hissed, and for the honorh
and de glory of religion dey should be pat
in the lockup."
But misery strikes the silver chord of
sympathy in every breast, and Perry paid
e10 and Rosy $5, and they were free. Miss
Grahem thinks that Perry was too bold.—
New York Herald.
A Great Waste or Energy.
Mr. Rilla Kietridge, of this , city, the
champion microscopic postal-oard writer of
the world, has just finished writing Preen
dent Elarrieon's last , message, containing
10,000 words, on a 'postalmard, being aboat
twenty days doing the work. In writing
he uses ' nothing but a pair of common
speotadee. It would seem almost incred-
ible that anything .dorte with a common
pen could be deciphered after being crowded
into each a smalrepace, but with the aid of
a microscope every letter and word stands
out in bold relief and is very dietinot. The
lasn1,000 words of the message were written
on it space of one.fourth of an inch in depth
to three inches in length, or six lines to
one.sixteenth of an inch. Mr. Kittridge,
who is nearly 79 years old, showed the
writer the Lord's Prayer, distinctly to be
seen, written eight times on the size of a
silver 5-oent piece. He also hae.the same
written on the dm of a three -sixteenth.
inch circle, being equal to more than 35,000
words to a posted-I:Ind.—Augusta (Me.)
Journal.
A Cure for Asthma.
Mr. Hamilton Fraser, proprietor of the
Summit House, at tlae head of Lake
Joseph, Muskoka, is a humanitarian. He
believes in doing all the good he can for
suffering humanity. The other day while
conversing with a number of his guests he
said: "1 do wish that all the world knew
the owe for spasmodic asthma that I
know." Being asked for it Mr. Fraser
said : "Three ounces of ealtpetre and
three ounces of the best block pepper. A
number of stripe of brown paper, that
manufactured wholly from rags preferred.
Make et solution of the saltpetre and pepper,
soak the paper therein and then let it dry.
Plane the petient in a close room and burn
the papenallowing the fumes to be inhaled.
It is a certain and permanent oare." Mr.
Cox, the owner of the large hotel at Port
Sandfleld told the writer that it had cured
him of the asthma, after he had been a
Sufferer for yeare.
A. Beth. Adjustment.
Dootor--Yonr eervices are required at
Mr, l'oorman's late residence. He died
this morning.
Undertaker—How natioh did he leave?
"Not over $1,000."
"What will your bill be 2"
"About $400."
"Wall, I'll bury him for the red."
The men employed in the British eyndi,
oate breweries of Indianapolie were form-
erly allowed eagle fifty estate of beer a day
free. They hove been out down to a daily
allowance of five glasses each, and they
threaten to strike.
Traveller (in Boston)—I want to take the
next train to Albany. Tioket Agent—Sorry,
sirbut we can't spare Ow
TEA TA33Lall OOSSIP
Now the teacher, the preaoher,
Meet every made creature,
The doctor, ale lawyer, the dude :tad the flirt
The butcher, the baker,
ate eandlestiok maker,
Aro each ot them wearing the neglige shirt.
But laundrymen bate it
tied Eadly beratn it,
For naught else their Wetness so vitally hurts.
They'd nieale Booms of denote
On starched cuffs and collars
If 'Worn% for those terrible neglige WAS.
—Keep milk itt glass jars.
—The floating population is now pretty
largely at the eeaside.
—Next winter's gloves will be loaded
down with embroidery.
—The " oream of the soda counters is a,
preparation of oondeneecl
—The poor vainly ask for it, while the
rioh are indifferent to it—Trast.
—A man can etudy both sides of a ques-
tion without sitting on the fent:en-Denver
Road.
—Doctor—What kind of exercise do you
take? Bookkeeper—I run up several col.
amus it day.
—" A man cannot afford to make a fool
of himself." But consider how recklees of
expenee, some people are.
—Touriet—Do we atop here long enough
for luncheon? Brakeman—We do, urdesa
you insist on eating a whole tee:L4wn:4e.
—Boy (to his friend who has fallen down
hole)—i say, Tommy, if you shouldn't
ever dame out of there alive °en I have
your bull pup 2"
—A Cincinnati girl has been taken to a
Pasteur institute tor treatMetit because she
bit at a man who tiled to kiwi her. Too
bed. Why didn't she ends him with a hair
pin
Dr A OAIVT-C,ET-AWAY,
Out of the dust and grime,
Far from the city streets,
Where the 'skeeter's song Bounds all night
And when daylight comes repeats!
Where pies are leather backed,
Where the milk is thin and pale?
No 1 the town for mo—not the wild countree—
rd soouer go to jail.
—" I am going to the ehors, yes,"
Miss Angeline, " and I am not going hus-
band bunting; but if any nice young man
le out wife hunting I ehall be easily
found,"
—Advertising neede to be done penis-
tently. What would be thought of the
farmer who simply put his grain in the
groand and did nothiug further 2—Geo. P.
Rowell & Co.
—Rescuer (To drowning woman)—Now,
madam, don't struggle and we're safe • the
lake is as clear as a mirror, ad
Drowning vvoman—Oh, let me ;melt in it
I think my back hair is coming down.—
Puck.
A EitIallEli IDYL.
Picnic morning. Pienlo evening.
Bright and bit; What it plight
Golden sum,hine, Bained from 10
Balmy air. O'clock till night.
What a pleasure Flossy garments.
Thus to go Once so nice,
Where the woodland Filled with mud
Breezes blow. And beggars' lice.
Happy hours, Dinner ruined,
Free from care, Pies and cakes
Joy and beauty Food for ants
Everywhere. And garter snakes.
Through the leafy Full of doleful,
Woods well stray, Dank dismay,
Gracious, gladsome Dirty, drizzly
Picnic day. Picnic day.
—Mrs. Gazzam—All through his works
Shakspeare shows his antipathy to dogs.
Gazzam— Yes, I remember be advised
throwing physic to them.
—" Good gracious, Fritz, where hove
you been 2" " I fell into the canal, papa." 1
" And with your new trousers on 1" "No. '
I had jaat time to take them off before r
fell in."
—Lady of the house (to her servant)—
You tell me that you are going to quit
my service, and you know that I have done
almost all your work? Servant—Yeo;
but you don't do it to suit me 1—Judy.
—Solicitude for the Living. Family
doctor— I should no longer conceal the
truth from you, eir. You have only a few
days to live. Mr. Levelhetid (weakly)—
Then, doctor, I wish you would buy me
a ticket to Europe and have me placed on
board a steamer. "But yon could not
live to reach Europe." "1 do not wieb toe
I want to be buried at sea, so that my
family will be saved the minaret: expense
of a funeral, and have something left to:
live on."—New York Weekly.
DM -LOW SONO.
Hush, my baby, hush I and sleep,
Mother's eyes will safe watch keep;
Mother's love, the minutes through,
Shall be bending over you.
Hush, my baby sweet, and rest,
Cuadled in your wbite, wee nest.
Sleep, my baby, have no fear,
Never harm shall harm you, dear
Never touch or breath so small,
Gn your little face' shall fall—
Unless baby, angels kiss you,
Biases soft as drops of dew,
By -low, baby, by -low, dear;
Shut your blue eyes, shining clea,r,.
Shut them tight; we'll rock-s,bye
Into sleep -land, you and I.
Bush, you birdies, stop and rest,
While any birdie's in her nest.
long
iListory and Pilystery of the Comb.
It would be curious to know what mystia
meaning our forefathers attached to the
simple act of combing the hair. We learn.
from old church history that the hair of
the priest or bishop was combed severd
times during services by one of the inferior
clergy. The comb is mentioned as one of
the essentials for nee during a high mass
when sting by a bishop; mass combs of
precious metals are reckoned among the, r
costly possessions of most European oethe-
drals. Besides those made of gold and silver,
the poorer churches have them of ivory,
while in some the more 00ralmOrl kinds
are used. Among those specially known
to history are those of St. Noet, St. Dun-
stan and Mahn:bias. That belonging to Ste
Thomas, the martyr of Canterbury, is still
kept in the Church of St. Sepulcher, Thet-
ford; that of St. Cuthbert, "the woman
hater," at Durham Cathedral. From
sundry references in old legends to the use
of the comb in divinations, and from ite
appearance in combination with pagan
emblems on rudely sonlpturea stones in
various parts of Scotland, it seems probable
that thia wae one of the objects of pagers
veneration which early Christian teachers
deemed prudent to adopt, investing it with
some new significance.—St. Louis Republic.
Crafty.
" Are these shoes your best quality 2"
"We have only one qualityernadamed'
11 Then why the difference isa ptioe ?
friend of mine paid 56 yesterday, and those
are onty $4."
" We sell by quantity, madame."
Quick sale.
Excusable krofanity.
Menaging Editor --William, go into Met
next room and see who is swearing. Study
language menet be used in this office.
William—Please, sir, it's Mr. Jones. Hs
filled his fonntain pen with nimalage by
mistake, sir.
George Hugo, grandson of Vioter Huge%
was recently bonkoed ont of $32,000, that
beide of the tranottotion -being a played.out
stone quarry.