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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1890-7-17, Page 6Tr. And a gleaming elione of white, thawea, fagot O The iri in the Oaboborough Ent. pleasen, and underehood better what i ((Manson ltilitairee back, together, end by degrem Cornell nhe wore a hat with a, curving brim hermens and the seeleard Wbat eitadee and leughed one the dimity rim Wilco team the morning light. Xgome one glonwe ; 'twee enough--ano moge, wor lay hourt went away wine num M y (moraine amilea 9,8 1 watolaed from tne door The giel le the Gainsboroegh het, Bee locks were as clerk as the blacnbird's wing wer lauheea frinoe of jet • Her eves were tee kind that'tlee poets sing, And a soldier erne never forget, maimed. I sighed, wow remind I begin The game i would fain be at? I knew by Per mien no RIO would win The gin in the tiaiesboreugh bat, Faint heart weer won fair lady," and so, One twist of my long rawititehe, And boldly 1 marched to meet the foe, Weere the darts of Cupid taste When e stammering lover grows dumb, they Ently, A kis t is better than ohat • And then is the weer I won, that day, The gin be me Etainnboough hat. ADOPTED BY THE DEAN : A STORY OP TWO COUNTRIES "The very last think I wish. Of course we shell show hirn some slight Attention, eust to avoid remerk ; he must dine here to -morrow, bat beyond then I do net at all wish to go." Corumie left the room, out of patience with her sister's contemptible arguments. Passiug up the steers, she found Esperanoe in the deep window -seat on the landing, busily engaged With paper and pencil. She looked up brightly. "Only two hundred and ninetyetwo minutes, and Gaspard will be here, Com nelia, just think! ' " How absurdly childish you are," said Cornelia, vexed anew. "11 you want to improve yoar atithmetio, why not master the rule of compound proportion whioh you were SO dull over. yesterday." Esperance shrugged her shouldern glanced at the clock to see that now it waa only two hundred and ninety minutes, then followed her cousin to her study, and pored for aorne time over a elate and book, in the vain endeavor to find an answer to the question : " 11 £240 be paid for bread for 40 persons for 20 mos. when wheat is 485. a qr., how long will d234 find bread for 91 persons, when wheat is at £2 16e. a qr.? " But her head was far too painful just then for the eolving of mach a problem, and she multiplied mod divided with a vagueneas attended by unhappy results, in whioh the ninety-one persons existed for forty months instead of two, and when Cornelia, in despair, showed. her the absurdity of this answer, she would only reply that perhaps it was in time of siege. The idea of such a frivolons suggestion so angered Cornelia that she summarily dismissed her un- promising pupil, feeling that all the world was going contrary to her that morning. Esperanoe, in spite of her aching head, hurried off to the station in the very hottest part of the afternoon, her heart bounding at the thought of seeing Gaspard once more, and far too happy to think of being vexed with Mrs. Mortlake for having "!or. gotten " the carriage. That was a rapturone meeting! Happier than the last, in many ways, for Esperance reeeived no great shook as she had then done from Gespard's appearance, being full prepared for it. Nor was he at all ,es.re how very tar from well she was, for here excitement and happiness had brought color to her al:leeks, and given her temporary stitingth, so that the only change rie noticed wee in her hair. "Your mane is gone, then 2 " he asked, r ee rett ally. Esperanoe laughed. "Yes, quite gone; if you very much wish, though, yoa might perhaps see it once more; I believe it is hanging up in the window." "You have out it off 1" exclaimed Gas- pard, dismayed. "You mescaline mind! yes, indeed, how else did you think I had disposed it 2 It brought me five guineas." "And yon sold it for that wretched outfit of mine! Cherie, I don't know how to for. give you. I wondered where you could have found the money for those garments you spoke of. Yon are like the girl in the fairy tale, who wove shirts of her own hair for her eleven brothers." " No, she wove stinging needles," said Esperanoe, " whio'ct I would not promise to do even for you. Now do not begin to scold again about my cropped hair. I only told you because I was afraid you would talk of it at the deanery." " Very well, it dial be as you wish, you are a wonderful little sister. Bat I wish we had known before of all the help that would come • I am afraid you have been tiring yourself with these preparations." "Do you think I would have Id others do everything for you, and sit contentedly doing nothing 1 But how good it was of Claude Magnay to help you.' "Yes. he was most kind, most generous; I could not have borne it from every one; but his manner of doing it Was perfect. It will make a wonderful difference to us, and I shall be able to leave you something in hand when I go, besides being able to get on comfortably in my first SiX months in Ceylon." 11 Yes, I could not have borne to think of your starving yourself over there, when you would have hard work, too. And I am so glad Sir Henry Worthington was' so kind. When did yon see him?" " Last week, the day I wrote to you. He was more kind and considerate than I oan tell you, and Lady Worthington, too; lam glad you know and like them, I shall feel happier about you." Eimer/woe turned a little pale at the reference to their parting, and made haste to change the conversation. . 11 See, that is the Spread Eagle on the left.side of the street, though why, among all the hotels, you should have chosen the one baring the Prussian emblem, I - can't think.' Gaspard laughed. "'Tis the only decent one, according to Claude Magnay. Are those bells ringing for service ? ' 11 Wes, will you come? I want you to see every one. Yon can speak to them after - Ward." , Gatipard consented, and Miner/woe led the way to the cathedral, but she was die appointed to find Cornelia the only occu- pant of the deanery pew. George Falgrave and Bertha had walked over to the Priory, and Mrs. Mortlake had chosen to prolong her drive that afternoon. The service over, Cornelia, iri spite of her shrinking from the meeting, hastened after her two cemeins, overtaking them Pat as they reached the door, and giciating Gas. pard ael warmly as she °Odd; though as Oho was filmiest %gleamed to look at him, he mild not think her anything but cold and forbidding. ' • , „ "Yea will, bring your brother home, will yonnot ? " ahe said, turning to Esperanoe. There was no great profession of eager. tellai to aee him, and the could not bring herself to eetprese any raged that the &finery was toe full fa them to take him in. For a Minute Gaspard was almost Ishilined to give an exouse ; this cold host plialitY eeetned to biro worse than nothing. EloWever, ES/mance seemed greatly meant from Cornelia, so the three welketi nese of her pointion, and began toneel and to show more interest in Gaspard. Esperanoe wan delighted to see her being time woo over. They sat in the purple drawing -room and elm watched Gaspard who looked delightfully moongruous in one of the ponderous arnoolieirs, and listened contentedly to the convereetion going on, perfectly happy an long as she was don by him. Then some ot tbe Mimes Lowden (mine in, and tee, was brought up, while Cornelia became more and more engrossed with Gaspard, and Esperance WOS called upon to give Mies Grace Lowden a fall account of the battle in which he had earned his soar. This was delightful—she had (warmly hoped to make others Appreciate her hero. At last Mrs. Mortlake returned, , and entering the room wholly unprepared, could not help starting with surprise and vexation when she -caught sight of the thin, olive -complexioned, •muetaohed stranger, who seemed quite eetablished in the hotline and was handing about cups of tea with a sort of careless ease whinh annoyed her. Esperanoe saw the start of dismay ad could not help being amused by it, partic- ularly when it was quiokly followed by a prompt show of politeness, and a '1 charm- ing " "Monsieur de Blabillon I am delighted to see you.! I was beginning to think there was a fate against our meeting. I was so sorry to miss you last month in London, but my little girl was claiming all my attention just then. You are well, I hope?' In spite of tbe silky voice, and the well. regulated smiles, Gaspard was by no means deceived; he remembered Olaude's guarded description of the "would-be charming lady, whom it was hard to truet," and instinctively felt a shrinking from her kindness. His antipathy was confirmed when, in a pause in his conversation with Cornelia, he overheard a low -toned remark from Mrs. Mortlake to his sister, not intended, of course, for other ears. "Your usual want of thought 1 You might have seen we sbould want another cup. Just ring at once." it was one of the difficulties of Esper- anoe's situation that her duties were SD undefined she could never find out what was or what was not expected of her, and was constantly being brought to task, either for neglect or for forwardness and meddling. To hear her scolded was so new, however, to Gaspard, that he even magnified Mrs. Mortlake's offence. Her words weremot so very severe after all, btit her look and tone angered him, and hastily oroesing the room, he intercepted Esperanoe on her way to the bell. " Do not trouble, oherie, sit down. Allow me'Mrs. Mortlake '—thereby revealing that he had heard everything. Mrs. Alortleke was vexed. She had wished to keep up appearances ; she was anxious that Gaspard should think well of her, and now he had overheard her speak- ing crossly and had humiliated her before Esperanoe. She hated him, but strove to recover her place in his estimation. " You gentlemen spoil us nowadays," she said, smiling graciously. " This is such a household of women, though, that we are used to waiting an ourselves." " Oh, indeed 1" said Gaspard, gravely. She detected a saroasm in his voice, and winced '• then thinking that a little flattery might be of use, she continued more hope- fully. " And Esperanoe is mole a help to us—such a very great help—we should miss her so much. I cannot tell you how I, in particular, should mire; her." " It is very good of you, I am sure," mid Gaspard, in that grave manner which made Mrs. Mortlake so uncomfortable. Of all things she detested irony the most, and there was, besides, an angry light in the clear brown eyes confronting her, which baffled her even more. She would not give up, however, without one more attempt to win hie good opinion. " I am so vexed that we cannot give you a room here, it seems so very ancousinly, but I am sure you will understand how it is. It just happens to be one of our full times, otherwise we ehotild have been most happy to have had you with us." There was something so very snake -like in her manner, that Gaspard could not believe a word of this; he turned with relief to Cornelia's straightforward cold- ness. 11 am very Emmy, too," 'she said, gravely ; " but I hope it will not prevent your seeing as much of Esperanoe. You must run in here whenever you like; ray study shall be quite at your disposal" Gaspard thanked her warmly, and rose tb go. Mrs. Mortlake, in despair, sent off her last arrow. "Yes, pray come in as often as you like, and you will, I hope, dine with us to. ; we shall be delighted to see you." "Thank yon. I shall be very happy to come," and Mrs. Mortlake tried not to look up, but felt once more the searching look from those keen eyes. Esperanoe watched with amusement, while Gaspard shook hen& quite a l'Anglaise, and followed him into the hall for a few last words.. To her ',surprise, the door was scarcely shut before he caught her in his arms, kissing her again and again. " Cherie, you should have told me before Does that woman always treat you so 2" " How " asked Esperanoe, surprised. "Mrs. Mortlake, do yea mean? She wae only a little does. What do I care, now that I have you " "And you never told me what you had to put up with 1" said Gaspard, reproach- fully. " It is a hard world, Esperanoe very hard." "But happy for this one week," she said, smiling. "This must be our oernival. How I do bless Mr. Magnay for sending you here! There ie plenty of happiness in the world, after all, and kindness also. Cornelia was nice, too, thie afternoon." " Yes we will take advantage of her study, think. I shall oorae to -morrow morning." "To -morrow, yes; how we shall talk! and, Gaspard, do not forget to send round all your woke; I must have 'a grend darning." "You forget my new outfit." "No, but for the voyage, you extrvagant boy; now don't forget, as early as you can this evening. There I must go; some one is calling." Bother them 1" said Gaspard im- patiently. " I vecinq have you ran off'your legs you are es tired as yoa min be." She let he her head rest on his shoulder hied for e minute, then, as the call came again more impatiently, she started up. "1 must go. Enough treats for one day! Good.bye, mon ami, and promise me to have a good dinner at the Spread Eagle." She hurried away, and was greeted by expostulations on her slowness, in a voice which Gaspard did not reeognize, but which he fancied must belong to Mrs. Mortlake. As the speaker peened along the gallery, be could not avoid hearing the words, "11 you don't know hoe/ io behave in other people's houses, you must be tatight. No; don't quote Cornelia to me. While the house is full Of visitore—.--." Ile did not stay for more, but *installed np hie Wit ittid abrade out Of the hone% slamming the door after him. To hear Espersnee—hie Esperanoe—spoken to in that way ; It was maddeniug—mtolerablet This terrible,, onleyessene dePwadoneet— w,hat was it nee 00StIng her 1 How could he bear to leve her in Boob eivIll000, to be coldly treated, snubbed, sodded! This week of bis somalled " carniv1 " was too Lull of revelatione to him to he ti benne' one. ' He walked back to hie hotel in fierce tomer, vowing impossible vengeanee, ,upon Alm. Mortlake ; but by degrees he grew mere rationeletrod3 consoled lain:melt by thinking of the' e e ;when he should be e.ble to release Esperanoe sad 'bring her to o new home in Ceylon. • Inner in the evening his mind was set at rest by one more sight of her; according to his promise, he carried to the deanery the work that waito keep her hiends full dur- ing the (taming week, and she, being on the watch for biro, ran to the door' to lake it herself. She was looking eoquiet and serene that he could not allude to what was in his mind, end though she would only let him stay for half a minute, even that brief sight was enough to °he& his angry thoughts, and made him feel ashamed of his impatience. She was bearing all in her right way, of that he felt sure ; she was patient for herself—and he would etrive to be patient for her. He thought of his mother's sorrow of his father's troubled life and death agony, of his own home in the lands of strangers, and of this humbling dependence on others in a foreign country, mysteries hard to bear and impoesible to understand, but to be understood then, and each and all ordered with a special end. And Esperance, too, as, she sat that night in her room, over her weary teak, was strengthened by ,that very samethought which Frances Neville had first given to her 'months ago. Was not this present pain, and wariness, and separation, the fulfilling of that Will which is always beet—to be taken on Mast till the time mune for "read. ing the mystery right ? " Those night -vigils, though they taxed her strength to the-ntmost, were by no means comfortless, and this particular evening she was full of the happiness of Gaepard's visit, and the prospect of the week to be spent with him. Of darning and piecing there was indeed enough. The parcel of olothes proved to be in a sorry condition, and Esperanoe, having spread them over her table tilt the zoom looked like a "rag fair," prooeeded to divide them lone three clauses, " hopeless," " possible," and "good." Among the "good" she planed the less ragged garments, and the socks in which the holes we,es not raore than an inch or so in diameter, and then set bravely to work, nor stopped ,once in spite of her growing weariness till much of the tattered raiment was made wearable again, and the crowing of the woke, and the red glow of sunrise, told her that she mast make health to bed if she were to have any sleep at all. ' But this was to be the lest of her nights of work, for the next morning Mrs. Mort- lake called her aside, and in the voice of oold displeasure, which she disliked more than anything, asked, '1 Pray, whet were you doing last night ? " Nothing, Christabel," she answered, innocently. " Nothing particular, that is ; part of the time I played bezique with George." ,. "Don't evade my question in that way. I said last night; yoa know nate well what I mean.' Esperanoe started, and looked a little vexed. "Ah 1 now you are fairly caught. 1shall hear at once, please, when is the meaning of this? Diem yott- think I shall allow candles to be wasted in this way? I hear that you burn one every night down to the very sooket. I will have no more novel reading at night, eo you had doing?"betterunderstand at once. What were you " I had some needle work to finish, and sat up with it. I am sorry about the candles', Christabel." • • " Sorry, indeed 1 I dare say; and what was the alninaportaht work, pray? One of your dainty little vanities, I suppose?" ' Esperance drew herself up. " I don't see that it is any oonoern of yours. It was work which had to be done." " No doubt, in your (nankin, but I should like to hear whet it was, please, we have had enough shuffling." : " There has been no shuffling at all," broke in Esperanoe, passionately, " and I don't see that you have any right to question me like this. I won't allow•that you have, but because I choose, I will tell you that the work was for Gaspard." - " Indeed 1 it was very amiable of you to work for him at the expense of others." " I don't believe for a moment that finele would grudge me a few candleren said Eeperance, half soornfolly. " But as you seem to think he would, of cohost I will net Bit up again." " Spare yourself needlese protestations," eaid Mrs. Mortlake. " You will not haye, another opportunity." • Just then one of the Itliss Lowdells came and Mrs. Mortlake was immediately,nll emilee and graciousness, while Esperatce hurried out of the room, wondering what herhousin meant by this last speech, and full of indignati her meanness and injustice. The cathedral service quieted her, how- ever, and she resolved that Gaeipand eheald hear nothing of it. She knew quite well that many of the disagreeables of her life could not be concealed from him, but when- ever it was possible to throw a veil over her pettysufferings, she would do so. The i day, n consequence, passed happily and satisfactorilymnd in spite of Mrs. Mortlake's interruptions Esperanoe saw a great deal of Gaspard, thanks to the privacy of Cornelia's study. The evening, too, went well, and though the dean evidently disliked pram pard, yet he was quite civil, and George Palgrave good-naturedly threw himself into the breach and managed to keep his uncle in a good.humor when the ladies had left the dinner table. Later on, in the drawing. room, Cornelia tried to make up for the family coldnees by drawing Gaspard out as to his prospects in Ceylon, and making minty really kind-hearted inquiries about his previous life, and ao far succeeded that he learned really to like her, and felt, less duenahuseprpyy. in leaving dbE5p dime e at the Cornelia's heart hieeen touched. Ever since the day when traveling bit& from London she had witnessed EsPerande's passion of love and soricivenshe had been imitated, had loved her little cousin, and' taken a realinterest In emmething outside the walls of her *Andy. Harsh and sarcastic as she often seemed, she was really anxious to do what was kind and right'from the first her dielike of Esperanoe had never descended to rneanneset like Mrs. Mort - lake's, and now her good -will was real and hearty; though her natural` reserve gave her, when she least wished it, an appear - slice of coldness. Mrs. Mortlake, as Wit' 0010 to bid her sister good -night, unwarily alluded to the Maidens of the candles, whereupon Cot. nails waned bride up in arnun "Yon Mean to say yon had the stinginess to grudge them tci her 7". "My deitr, it is not so patch the expellee mind, but think what a bad habit for 4 girl of seventeen to sit up night after night/ N6 doubt ahe Often dropped asleep over her Work; It le a wonder we have not had the house burned down, rin am." "' U are is:prudent, certainly," said Cornelia, with a ammonia mane ;. and bow does she mean to finish lensepardee, outfit ? " "How ahould I know," replied 144. Mortlake, with erected careleasness ; will not -finial it by candle -light, that 1%44. care about." So in seems. Well, Elhe shall at least have the opportunity of flashing it by lamp -light,' said Cornelia, raejestioally. Mrs. Mortlake gave an inartioulete sound of annoyenoe ; nut Cornelia, with , gold good night, teen her little nreacling7liemp.ne, her hand, and mounted the stairs „to attic without another word of exple To her surprise ahe found Eep already in bed. " Oh, I am east too late," she Said regretfully. " I thought," perhaps, you would like my lamp to work by. Chrietabel has just been telling Me Abend this absurd fuss." , Eeperanoe looked up with gratitude in her tired eyee. " How kind of you to think of it ; 1 was wondering how I could get' Gaspard's thing done in time; I meant to net up early." 'That would be better for you than sitting np," said Cornelia ; "'indeed you do not look fit for anything to -night." And she looked with some ,anxiety at Eimer. anoe's flushed oheeli ,s and the purple rings round her eyes. " How much more have you to do ? ' E3peranoe pointed to a forroideble pile of work on her table, and Comelia eorutinized the uneightly holes with an unpractised eye, and wondered if any skill, could really meod them. " I ahnoet wish I knew how to darn," she said, thoughtfully. 11 There muet , be more here than you will get through" " No, not if I wake in time," said Bend. (Ince, confidently. " I will fetal you my alarm," said Cor- nelia., and she hurried away, returning in a few rninutee with a little French alarm clook. " What time ehall I set it for ?•" " Four o'clock, please; the sun will have risen by then," said Esperanoe, watohing her comin's movements with languid interest. " What 1 four hours' work before break. fast 1 must you really have so long ? " exclaimed Cornelia. " It is what I have always taken," said Esperance. " The time goes so quioaly when one works, you know." • Cornelia did not know, for she rarely tomhed a needle, but she was a good deal shocked when she heard of the length of those nightly vigils, and touched by the thought of the love which had prompted them. " My dear,' she said, gently, " you will promise me not to sit up again; get up to. morrow morning if you like, and I will try to prevent your being interrupted in the day; you oan work in my study, you known' There was something almoat laughable in the thought of Cornelia's sanctum being turned into a work -room, but Esperance's gratitude knew no bounds. She was so much pleased and surprised that her 'Eng- lish deserted her, and throwing her arms round Cornelia's neck ehe exclaimed—cc Ma bien chere I but you are good, but you are thoughtful; how can I thank you enough! How happy you have made me I" It was a rhapsody, no donbt, but in spite of its Frenchness it went straight to Car- nelian! heart. As she left the room her father's voice was heard calliug her from the observatory, the door whioh stood opposite to Esperance's. " My dear, Won read this foot -note to me, will yon; the print is too small for me." She took the book, but was obliged to brnsh her hand hastily %moss her eyes before beginning to read—for incredible though it seemed to her they were dim with tears. (To be Continued) Gladstone's Brother and the Fishwives Speaking of the late Robertson Glad- stone, brother of the British statesman, he was, says a writer in the Pall Mall Ga. zelte, perhaps the most noted man in Liverpool in his day, for he was a most interesting character. He made it a strict practice to visit the fish market 'every day of hie life and bargain with the fieh-wives. There are hundreds of stories of his flah- market experiences; and many brilliant sallies of wit used to pass between him and the fieh-wives of the market. He was O terrible haggler.about price, but he did it for fun, and it is well known that in the end he used to pay dear for hie joke. Imagine an enormous man, over six feet, with broad shoulders and prominent features, surmounted by a huge old-fash- ioned half.low orowned farmer's hat. Add to the picture shabby, unfashionable clothes, and you have the late Robertson Gladstone. Every day he crawled down to Liverpool in a curious little shabby brougham with one horse, and it used to be a puzzle, like the fly in the amber, how ever ouch an immense man contrived to get in and out of tee diminutive a vehicle. For all this he was a very rich mein—much richer, it used ' to be thought, than his distinguished brother, the ex.Prime Minis- ter. Robertson Gladstone was a powerful and slashing orator and doted , on hie brother. In fad, in 1868 he oompared hie "brother William" to Christ on account of the pereeoutions he had to endure over the Irieh Church question. This compari- son raised a terrihle storm, which took some time to subside. One Was Enough. Constanoe—I care not for your poverty, George. Let us wed an once. We can live on one meal a day if necessary. George—Can you cook, love? " Yee, George. I attended cooking school for to months." "Then We will wed. I think one meal a day will answer." missing. Census Taker—How old are you, madam? Madam --I've seen twenty five surnmere. Comm Taker—How ded you come to mies the other fifteen or twenty. • , A. Long sermon. Holwoithy (entering bate)—How long htte Dr. Vox been preaching Sexton—Twenty.two years, sir. Holyworthy—I gunnel won't go in; then: The British post office, which in 1840, distributed 76,000,000 lettere per alumni, now distributes 1,600,000,000, exclusive Of of post -dards, newspapers, etc. In Louden alone the, number of letters posted and delivered annually is 850,006,000. , , Experimenter tokao itt Sweden by M. Sandberg on the airength of iron mils during Winter have shown that ateel retire containing over 4 per cent. of carbon are apt to break in cold weather. 'Itt fact, the result of his investigations pointe to 'the use of rails having 1,009 carbon than thiet- say 3 per cont.—in °OMAHAS as cold in winter as Norway and Sweden. "Mr, Gladstone, despite hie,vast is almost penurious in personal mailers. He Wears , his olothee until they are threadbare, shiny, and 'flabby."' It may not be olOtienese, however* SO ratiOh 80 collators, eminartiannowe 111/A21111/116 Theeemrsue minutia of the United States are as 'yet by no amens complete, but enough here been tabulated to anew that the ottlea ere growing much fader than the country at large. Ten years ago there 'wee e population of 6,100,000 iu %Weedy of the largest cities. By the new °emus the population of these cities is 8750,e00. The iumease in these, citeee 'taken altogether htttu beentomr 43 pee dente while the gain in population ot the whole oouttry has been onleeaboat 35 per cent. , Preliminary returns indicate that New York has kept ram very closely with the growth in the nation's population, having gained 34.9- per cent. according to reports thus far published. But the gain would have been much larger but for the remark- able °Image in facilities for transportation, which have given Brooklyn an inoream of 42,3 per dent., atid added ,greatly to the population On Lang Island-, and aoross the Harlem teal the Hodson, at the expenee of New Toile. Ten years ago, reckoning Now York, Brooklyn, Newark and Jersey City as one great centre' of population, it had 2,030,000 inhabitants, and bits gained about three quarters of it million during the pent &mane in spite of the rapid growth of many suburban towns. Philadelphia has gained less, only about 22.8 .per cent., and yet probably more than the =mese of population itt the region immediately adement. So Baltimore has gained only 30 per cent., but Maryland probably led ; Boston has gained 14 per cent., but Maseaohnsette pro bnblyless e New Orleane seems to have gained only 11 per cent„ but that in probably more than the increase in Louisiana. Other cities which ream to have drawn but little if any from the surrounding population, are Cincinnati, with a, gain of 33.6 per cent. newt the gain in Southern Ohio Rind Southern Indiana has not been large), and SW Louis, with a gain of 21 per cent. ; but it may be doubted whether Southern and Central Illinois and Missouri have grown more rapidly. The noteworthy growth of the past decade has been along the lakes and lathe great Nortim western region beyond the lakes. Part of the gain ot- NO per cent. by Chi - cage has been due to the annexation of populous territory, but the increase has been wonderful nevertheless. Of the entire addition of 2,650,000 to the population of the 20 cities, 583,000, or more than a fifth, has been added by Chicago alone. But Mil- waukee has also gained over 100 per cent., and while the twin cities are accusing each other ot fraudulent returns, Bt. Paulolaims a gain of over 200 per cent. and Minneapolis of over 300 per cent. Other lake cities have gained much more than the average rate of inoreaee ; Buffed° about 60 per cent., and Cleveland about 55 per cent. The gain of 60 per cent. at Pittsburg is doubtless due in large measure to the extensive employment of natural gas in manufactures. Notwith- standing it central location whioh hae not usually favored exceptional growth, Wash- ington has gained aboue 68 per cent. because of local improvementseind Louisville aboot 40 per cent., having probably been eniebled by new Southern railroads to divert some traffic from Cincinnati. According to the New York Commercial Bulletin manufactures have not caused much of this 'concentration of the papule - tion into °Wee. It has been rather a note- worthy tendency of manufactures, during the past decade, to build up suburban and rural settlements for themselves, where land can be had cheaply and taxes are light, and where the working population is lees interrupted by demagogues and imita- tors. The lines of transportation, inland, lake and ocean, have drawn much popula- tion to some cities, but changes in methods of trade and speculation have done much to swell civic population. "The greatest of all the forties operating in that direction, however, has been the growing desire of the people themeelves for the chances and changes, the excitements, pleasures and allurements of city life. Progress in that direction is not by any means indicative of great industrial or moral health." There have been great improvements in farm machinery in late years. The threshing machine and separator does the work of many flaiis and fanning mills. The self -binder does the work of many cradles and hand rakes. The labor of one man now produces much more grain than the labor of one man eould produce thirty years ago. But we are sure the improom meats in manufaoturing =millinery have been still greater than the improvements in farm machinery. For this reason a relatively smaller number of men ought to find employment in producing manufac- tured goods than in producing food. Be- sides, the exports of the country consist almost eotirely of farm products, such as meat, grain and raw cotton. Biennia°. eured goods make a small item in the exports. Instead of crowding into the cities, the people ought to betake them- selves more and more to the farms, it they are to attain the greatest prosperity. An Accomplished oho. Mrs. Smith—So your daughter has gradnated with honors? Mrs. Jones- es, she understands paint- ing and astronomy and piano playing, and Lord knows what all. 'roe "Yon lougheto be very proud." " I suppose so. I expect she will be very happy in her married life if the finds a husband who knows how to cook, sew on buttons and dress children." Well Qualified., Employer — Are you veatchtal and prudent in looking after In:minds inter. eats 2 Applicant for Berth I've carried the same umbrella over two years without losing it or having it stolen. e Employer — Then 3 on may have entire control over my extensive business and, name your own salary.—The Jury. Bis Mon. Bride (on honeymoon tour)—I hope the people in the car won't take us f or a bridal couplet end make fan of us. Bridegroom—I've got a plan tomake them believe we hive been married a year or two. Bride —How delignital 1 What it ? Bridegeoom—I'm going to' leave nouhere, by yourself while I go into the smoking oar and play a few games of whist. A She Judged Best. Trevis —I must tell you, Miss South- mayd, what a delight yoar panSiO Do you not enjoy playing to ()there?" , Miss Southmeyd (frankly) -0/3,, yes, I suppose I could if I did not have to hear it myself." There are 5,000 insane people in the city tofate r New erVti tn kanda ieioPectriois n lOwlj6i6aenrittoinYeeaY hg mneh taster than Abet of the violation. A, neoriument.hea been Greeted at Quatre Bras to 'William Frederick, Duke of Bruns - Wick, where he fell. Among the various charity sooieties of Illosocivi there ie "One for the endowment of poor brides, The funds of the moiety are conitantly, ineneased by the gifte or be - gunge of beneVelent persons`, hui only the intereat of the money la Used for the designated Pitrpose. THE psnsus COUNTING MACHINES. ow the. Vatted states rosulatiort, ite Counted. The tesk of telaulating and ,summitrizing the census figares of population will' bek` , rendered ranch more simple than in former. 3 censuses by reason of the employment ot. anniting machines. A press deepen% game of these labovsavers " 0.t first glance maohines remind one of upright pianos. They have liandsome oak mums, end eaoh one oecepies about the same space a piano, dees. They are, however, eminently pram- tioal initobines, and with their aid SOMS fifteen young ladies cen count accurately a, half million of names a atty. 1.1 is expeoteci that when the work ot counting the °matte returns really begins there will be seventy or eighty of these machines at work. " The returnief rom the °ensue diatriots throughout the country eke coming in slowly.. There are more than 50,000 of these distriets, and so far only about 2,5001 disteicts have sent in the returns. As faat as the returns come in they are 'countea, although not as rapidly as they will be, an it ie necessary to train the young ladies in the use of the meethines. In making thief count, which is known as the rough count,' the returns tor eaoh district aro counted twice. After being counted on one machine they are paned over to another, and when the latter count is completed the two are compared, Bnd if there ere dia- crepancies necessary corrections are made. Followingthis method, if the total popula- tion of the oonntry is 60,000,000, there will be counted in the oeusus office an equiva- lent to 120,000,000 names. ' "The machines, which are the invention of Dlr. Hollerith, and supplement him tabulating machines, are very simple. A. key -board, resembling that of it typewriter is at the right of the operator. Es,ola. key has a number from one to twenty. The operator has a pile of census schedules - at her left side, and aa she turns the schedules over she notes the figures which indicate the number of members in °soh family enumerated in that sohedule. If there are five members in it family ehe Strikes the key marked five. When le key is struok en electric connection is estab- lished with the hands on it dial in the frame work in front of the operator. "That dial is marked No. 5, which MEADS it records the nun:titer of families consisting of five peraons. Each time the No. 5 key is struck No. 5 dial records one. When the account in completed the re- corded oumber on each dial is multiplied by the number of the dial, the resulte addect tin and the total number of individuals im that district is ascertained. It the samet result is obtained by a different operator. then it is concluded that the count is cor- rect. It is expected that by the use of these machines the remelt of the census will bei known much sooner than by any other known method." The Pipers. When I wae in Edinburgh I used to go on Wednesdays to hear the pipers play in. the Princess Street Gardens. These were true Highland papers belonging to tha " Qaeen Own Cameron Highlanders," stationed at the Castle. There were seven of them and they were in Highland =a - tome, of course, bare -kneed, and carrying a knife or a dirk in their stockings. They wore the Cameron tartan and the long plaid was fastened by a brooch at the shoul- der. They always marched when playing, to and fro, in the broad path which rune throogh the centre of these beautiful gar- dens, and the speotatore lined the way on. either side. I always took my station at one end of the " course " that I might see them advance and retreat the whole length - When they started in the distance, the wild sweet notes of their pipes were but faintly heard; but as they advenoed, louder and loader, wilder and wilder, they grew, and it enema to me never was mum° so thrilling. Like that of the "Pied Piper of Hamelin," it was enough to while the soul out of one, and if the rock on whioh the Castle stands had yawned as did the Intel hill in Browning's poem, and the pipers had entered, it is a question whether we should not all have followed. So meet the pipes have sounded, only with an added intensity, to the Scotch gid in the besieged city of India during the Sepoy rebellion when one day their femilier musio came to her listening ear, heralding ' the approach of the rescuing Highlanders. Whittier tells the story in his "Pipes of Lucknow." The appearance of the pipes was almost as exciting 'as the mueio. With heads thrown back and abeam extendedthey marched briskly, keeping time with the eweet mueio of their pipes, and with the inimitable strut William Black has por- trayed ea accurately in his Highland novels. The ribbons on their Glengarry caps and on their stockings, the number- less tassels and ribbons decorating their pipes, and their long plaide, waved and fluttered and danoed with their rapid. motion. They were all stalwart fellows— broad shouldered and strong -limbed. As they reached the,end of the " course," they turned upon their limels with wonderfut precision, and as The loud wild music grew fainter and fainter, sweeter and sweeter, you were not quite sure whether you were in the trim, well.kept gardens of Edinburgh or some heather -clad Highland glen. This " strut " seems to be as peculiarly the piper's own as hie pipes, and I believe - none but a Scotchrann can give a fair imi- tation of it. The last thing by way of entertainment on the steamship Furneesia, just before entering New York harbor, wee a minstrel show in the saloon by some of the passengers. They entered in imettune, headed by a tall young Soot, who bad got- ten himself up as amiper. From an um- brella and a couple of canes he had MILLI. factored his pipes, and his " strut " was perfect, so perfect that in connection with the pipe mtuto—absurdly caricatured by the minetreirewho followed—it was received not only ' with diorite but shrieks of laughter front the crowded saloon, most of. us being Scotch.—F. 4. Humphrey in.Wide Awake. • Story of a', Sword., A lawyer gave a dinner party, after wbiols the gentlemen retired to ismoke and chat. All at onee he got up, took down a sword which formedpart of a trophy; and brandishing it in the air, exclaimed Ah , gentleman, I shall never Vogel ttihmeel y, dawhen I drew thin blade for the fiat "Pray, where did you draw it ? " said am inquiring guest. r ; At a raffiee' yeas the lawyer's rejoinder. —Philadelphia Beard. A little roll of white paper inserted through the tipper crust of a pie will pre- vent the jade being forced out into the oven while' it is baking. John H. Lester, of the Henry county* Georgia, poor house, claims to be 123 yearn ot age; and also that he was three times wounded in the revolutionary war and fought under Jackson in 1312. Dalton, the American beak swimmer,. Is training at Polketone with a Viet'? td. *mins norms) the English Channel at a point where be would have to trend it few more Inileff than the late Captain Webb. ellieWittenel