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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1890-6-26, Page 3Love is Enough—A Tragedy, The groom was loving, the bride was fair ; Her eyes met his with a witching air ; flo was tender and meek as a maid could be, And ehebed no more sense than a babe of three,. "'Youngster, beware!" the old men said, " We've tried the pass "—but he shook his head; He shook that head oracularly; In marriage, " Love is enough,' quoth he, 1lroakfast at home, .How'strange and sweet! But eomotbing was wrong with the things to eat. Something was queerin coffee and tea— .... " Nay, give me a kiss instead,' said he. Dinner at home—but he could not eat,. O rawieh potatoes ! 0 kiln -dried meat I You've left out the the taste from the epup," moaned he. " lel make it all right with a kiss," smiled she. Supper at home, and, he could not eat. O bread like putty 1 0 mush of wheat! O slimy pickles d 0 tea of tan I - He rose from the table a starving man, Alack i what aileth that bridegroom now? He stamps and roars as he knots his brow; 00 bonne to your mother, and say from me, That love is not nearly enough!" quoth he. Letter to the Pope. The following letter bas been sent to Pope Leo XIII. from Pennsylvania : Your recent utterances in favor of poor, down. trodden and Buffering humanity have affected me very deeply. As one of the poor I thank your holiness most sinoerely for your sympathy in our behalf. About a year ago there came to my hand a paper, entitled " Back to the, Land." It was addressed "' To the clergy and laity of the diocese of Meath," Ireland, by Thomas Nulty, Bishop of Meath. I read it very carefully and at once saw the light, saw clearly and distinctly the reason why " The poor ye have with yon always," and fully comprehended that all the misery, vice, involuntary poverty and degradation was caused by not following the Lord's command that " The land shall not be sold forever, for the land is mine ; ye are only sojourners with me." Beoom- ing interested in the land question, I considered it my duty to myself and my fellows to study the subject moat carefully. The conclusions arrived at are : That this Earth contains sufficient wealth to give all enough and to spare ; than the invention and use of labor. saving machinery, and the present means for exchanging products, ahould make it easier to earn a living, and should be a blessing to the laborer instead of a curse ; that the Lord made this earth in usufruct for all the children of men ; that it is, therefore, manifestly wrong to allow it few men to own and control the earth and make others pay for the right to live ; that we cannot do without land any more than without air and water ; that the .children of men, by their presence, give value to the land whioh it would otherwise mot poeeess ; that they also create govern- mental expeuees, and -that, therefore, it ie only just that the one should be taken for the payment of the other. This single tax upon the value of land, .or ground rent, would be just and fair to all. Created bythe people, it should not, as now, be taken by individuals, but Bhonld go where it properly belongs—to the public treasury. Involuntary poverty and the vices arising therefrom would then be a thing of the pact. I most earnestly be- neeoh your holiness to give the subject the attention it deserves. One in your exalted position, one upon whom the whole world looks as the moral teacher, baa it in his power to guide us, so that we may not pray in vain : " Thy Kingdom come. Thy will be done on earth as it is in heaven." The sympathy and support of your holiness in this move- ment of practical religion is earnestly eougbt. The Lottery aod the Fools. The Louisiana Lottery has offered the State of Louisiana a cool million a year for twenty.five years for the privilege of selling lottery tiokete to fools. It is generally understood that this offer is a proposition to divide the fool's money with the State for the privilege of fleecing the foole. In other words the lottery managers in the light of their past ex- perience expect to gather in 550,000,00 of tool's money during the next twenty-five years if the State of Louisiana will accept halt the amount as a bribe for allowing them to do it. The Legislature of Louisiana has thus thrust upon itself the responsibility of accepting or reject. log this offer of a portnership in the business of fleecing fools. That it should be rejected is the unanimous opinion of honest men, but unfortunately honesty doesn't always control legislative bodies, and it is not at all impossible that the fool -fleecing partnership may be formed. Twenty-five millions in fools' money would save the State of Lonisiana twenty-five millions in taxes, and even honest men hate to pay taxes. But what a comment is this unblushing offer upon the exceeding foolishness of the lottery purchasing fools. To be publicly paraded in the newspapers as willing and even anxious to give the lottery sharps a cool two million a year without a return, should, one would think, open the eyes of the fools. It probably will do nothing of the kind, for the fool has not changed his nature since it was written of him that, •though brayed in a mortar with a pestle, yet would not his foolishness depart from him. It is a pity for all that the poor fools should have so much good money to throw away. Philadelphia Times. ' When He's Dressed in His Best Suit of Clothes." Look bow these prices affect the farmer It now takes a Toed of potatoes to buy n pair of boots, a big steer buys a plain suit of clothes for everyday wear ; it takes a good cow to buy a plain overcoat; a loae of corn supplies cap and mittens ; a load of oats will furnish a corresponding suit of under- clothing. So that, when the farmer returns home from the country store, he carries on his person the value of a big steer, a good cow, and thirty bushels or more of Dorn, of oats and of potatoes.— Chicago News. Alae ! For Her Fame. Husband of Authoress—My dear, you are famous now l Yonr picture ie in the newspaper. (Authoress takes one glance and bursts into tears.) Husband—Why.', my dear, what is the matter ? Authorese—The horrid things have made nee with a last year's' bonnet on ! --Ignorance is a power whioh destroys in a night what knowledge has built in a generation, and a good deed done badly is d great evil. The widow of the Crown Prince Rudolph of Austria will shortly make her first ap. pearance as an authoress, for she is at present busily engaged til preparing a selection from the journals of her travels for publication. —Some bonnets have real flowers. Tenant (in top flat)—The roof leaks. nd1 rd—N nsen e. ) h people e T.a o o s .Novo of the 0 1 In the other flats gay so'. P p y Watchmaker — There works are very .nasty. Soedleight—Well, they ought to be ; .bat wets& has been In tlotak for air Months. TBLEGR44$x0 SIIncnIAEy. Chief Ashfield, for 60 years connected with the To;onto Fire $rigade, is dead. Wm. Anderson, a carpenter, was killed by falling from a barn near St. ahomas. France will shortly declare her reoogni. tion of the Brazilian Provisional Govern. enent• The first sod of the Kincardine do Tees. water Railway was turned at Teesseater on Saturday by Mayor Baoide. Emperor William will attend the Aus- trian mauosuvree in Transylvania, and will then spend a week in Hungary. It is stated Gen. Roberts will become Adjutant -General of the British army on the retirement of Lord Wolseley. Princess Viotoria of Prussia is betrothed to the Prince of Anhelt.Desean. The mar- riage will take plaoe at an early date. The Portuguese Cortes Saturday, in the preeenoe of the King, formally declared the King's Bon, Lcuia Philippe, the heir to the throne. From the reports so tar 'received the Robson Government in British Columbia appears to have been sustained, though its majority is reduced. For using defamatory language towards a neighbor, A. Woohead, a farmer near Emerson, has been served with a writ claiming 15,000 damages. Thos. Haran was struck by a train Sat- nrdey night while walking on the Grand Trunk track in Brockville, and so badly hurb that hie recovery is doubtful. The Czar refuses to recognize Prince Ferdinand as ruler of Bulgaria, but would favor either the Duke of Lenohtenberg or Prince Karl, son of the King of Sweden. Pater Davie' friends are endeavoring to help him by circulating a report to the effect that Lawreuce, the Marmora suicide, confessed to being the murderer of William Emory. It is claimed that M. Barsual, the French electrician, is the real inventor o! the. telephone, having discovered and applied the principle twenty years in advance of either Edison or Bell Mr. Coningsby Disraeli will probably be a candidate for a seat in the Hensel of Commons at the next general election. He ie said to display talents not unworthy of the immortal name which he bears. An explosion of five tone of nitro-glycer- ine occurred at Findlay, Ohio, on Saturday morning, excavated a hole in the ground', large enough to bury a four-story house, and reduced the factory to matohwood. At the. Toronto Criminal Assizes Joseph Maroney, convicted of assault on a jury- man who had served nn a jury that re- turned a verdict of which the prisoner did not approve, was sent to the Central Prison'. for eighteen months. As if to put at rest the rumors of inoreas• ing friction between Germany and Russia, the Emperor has requested the Czar to'. allow him to command in person the Viborg Regiment, of which he is honorary colonel, daring the coming Russian man- eeavree. The body of Thos. Mackie, captain of the schooner Jessie Brook, which was wrecked off Nine -mile Point four weeks ago, was found yesterday fleeting a quarter of a mile below Cedar Island. It was very much decomposed. It was taken to Wolfe Island for burial. In a recent conversation with a member of the Italian Chamber of Deputies, Prem- ier Crispi declared that Italy's relations with France and Russia had become cor- dial, and that the epooh of European diffi. culties had passed, and a long period of peaoe was guaranteed. A monument to the Duke of Brunswick, on the spot where he fell at Quatre Brae, was unveiled yesterday in the presence of the German Minister et Brnesels and dele- gates from Brunswick and Belgium. A memorial plate was also affixed to the house in whioh the Duke expired. Archibald H. McPherson, Principal of the Victoria Ward School, Galt, for the past five years, who was in his customary health and apparently a man of vigorous constitution, died within half an hour after being attacked with a convulsive fit, whioh came upon him without the slightest warning on Friday morning. He was 54 years of age. A meeting held in Paris yesterday to express sympathy with the arrested Nihilists was disturbed by Anarohiets, who entered into a free fight. The Egalite com- mented severely upon the action of the Anarchists, and in revenge thirty of them made an attack upon the office of the news. paper Sunday and demolished everything in sight. Jeff Merser, a negro gambler, of Argen- tine, Kansas, dragged his wife from tho house of a friend Saturday evening, and npon her refusal to return to their home he fired four ehote at her as she lay on the ground. The firet shot broke her neck and the three others entered her body, each wound being sufficieut to produce death. Mercer escaped. The body of a young man was found on the Grand Trunk Railway track between Wanbuno and London early Sunday morn• ing, with the head severed therefrom and terribly mutilated. It is supposed that he was stealing a ride, that he fell off and was run over by the oars. The remaine were brought to Kilgonr's morgue, bat have not as yet been identified. The Brazilian Government has agreed to submit to arbitration the question of the frontier between French Gaines and Brazil, to relax the export duty on .robber and to exempt French subjects from the applica- tion of the decree that everyone who was in Brazilian territory on the day the Republio was proclaimed should be re- garded as a citizen of Brazil. There were nine deaths from cholera in Puebla de Rapt on Saturday. Seven fresh' oases were reported.,, Two-thirds of the inhabitants have fled from the town. The first oases appeared a month ago, the via - tiros all being residents of a street whioh had been opened up for paving. Seven deaths have occurred at Montioheloo, a village near Puebla de Rugat, and seven fresh oases are reported there. It is rumored that two regiments of in- fantry, a battery of artillery and 150 marines will be sent to Mozambique. Qaillimans advices say that the governor and a committee of the inhabitants have decided to organize a colonial marine ser- vice and irregular forces for the Zambesi, also to suppress English coin, and to adopt. other measures to boycott the English. The British vice-consul was compelled to quit his residence and to take refuge at the nenlate.' ptahan consulate. The St. James' Gazette siva a complete set of the proofs of Henry M. Stanley's forth- coming work, "In Darkest Africa," were obtained in a mysterious manner by somearson, w p who, offered copies to one English paper and to two papers published in the colonies. The copies were accepted by the papere, but the publication of the matter was thwarted by the items of a oir- onler by the hone° whioh ie to publish the book warning any person against pnbliehing the book, and notifying anyone who did et) that he would be held responsible. A correspondent of the Aseooiated Proee in Tokio, Japan, writes June let, as fol. lows : The distress among thoueande of the starving people of Tokio and other large cities is being ameliorated to a great extent by theioreignors as well as by the Japanese noblemen. One nobleman is feeding one thousand people a day, and out of his own funds. Tho price of rice ie higher than ever before, both in Japan and Corea, and this is probably only a foretaste of the Buffering to follow. The outlook for the growing crops of rice is Clot good, owing to heavy and aontinued rains. To -day Quebec elects a new Legislature. The apple orop ie likely to be a failure in Elgin County. The county judges of Ontario will meet in Toronto tomorrow. The barque Chatham has been lost at sea and her captain drowned The Caledonian Railway station at Edinburgh was burned yesterday. Thirteen thousand dock laborers at Swansea have struck for higher wages - Two cases of yellow fever have been found on a British vessel at Chandeleur, La. The new Montreal oity loan, amounting to £600,000, has been taken up at a fraction over 83. The cable between Halifax and Bermuda is expected to be laid and in working order by July let. The strike of the Montreal coal handlers is practically over. The men are return- ing to work. The twenty.eighth annual meeting of the Anglican Synod of Ontario will open to- day at Kingston. The Government of India has heavily subsidized a company to build a railway from Simla to Kafka.,: Stanley has been appointed Governor- General of the Congo Free State, his duties to commence in 1891. A new and very rioh vein of silver has been struck close beside the celebrated Badger mine, near Port Arthur. Mr, Fred. W. Johnston, Q. C., of Gode- rich, has been appointed Junior County Judge of the District of Algoma. Smuggled goods to the valve of $300 were found on the steamer Egyptian Monarch yesterday by the New York officers. The Toronto Methodist Conference yes- terday passed a resolution in favor of the establishment of an order of Methodist deaconesses. Admiral Lang, commander of the Chi- nese north coast squadron, has resigned ou account of the insubordination of the Chinese officers. Sir Hector Langevin and Sir John Thompson yesterday listened to arguments in regard to the issue of patents for water lots along Toronto's front. The German steamer Yengtsee, trading between Chinese ports, was wrecked at Heiehamsland June 13th. No lives were lost. The steamer went ashore daring a fog. Walter G. Smith, who was to be made Governor of Lower California by the fili- busters, ie trying to show that the British Company was most to blame for the in- trigue. A bill is now before the British Perlia. ment aimed at such practices as Sir Hector Lengevin and Sir Charles Tupper were guilty of in connection with the Direct Meat Company. The county judge in Toronto has given judgment in a oaee to the effect that when property passes into the hands of a cor- poration exempt from taxation it escapee all local improvement taxation. The steamer Yowyange, from Port Pierre, South Australia, for Sydney. N. S. W., has been wrecked off Willoughby Cape, the eastern point of Kangaroo Island. Part of her crew are missing. The Archduchess Valeria yesterday pub- licly renounced all claim to the throne of Austria in order that she might merry the man of her choice, remarking that a loving husband would make a true woman happier than a thousand thrones. On Friday morning the condemned mur- derer Dubois will expiate his terrible crime of quadruple murder by being hanged within the Quebec jail walls. The exeou- tion will be private and the construction of the gallows has been commenced. Washington despatches say that owing to the demands made by the agrioultnral organizations the duty on barley has been again placed et 30 cents per bushel. No other changes of consequence have been made in the agricultural schedule. 'Mr. W. J. Arkell, New York, received yesterday from the Alaska exploring party a despatch to the effect that they have dis- covered a lake whioh they have named Lake Arkell and whioh lies in British North- west Territory, abont longitnde 136 degrees 30 west, latitude 60 degrees 30 north. The extent of the Iake is not known, but the Indians say it is many miles long and many wide. On Saturday afternoon about 5 o'clock Mr. William Anderson, Queen street, received fatal injuries by falling from a barn on which he was working on the farm of Mr. William Hill, lot 5, Edgeware road, Yarmouth, about two miles north of Lon- don. Mr. Anderson, who is a carpenter by trade, had, it is understood, the contract of building the barn, whioh was raised on Monday. When the accident occurred he was standing on a beam at the gable end, it short distance from the peak, spiking the end rafters together, and he either slipped or overbalanced and fell to the ground on his head. The Duchess of Fife hoe been delivered of a still -born ohild. Deaf mutes will hold a convention in Toronto this week. Half a million dollars of gold wae taken at New York yesterday for export. Cleveland switchmen are on strike, and only passenger and mail trains were run, ning yesterday. The Senate at Washington yesterday passed the Silver Bill, much changed in detail, by 42 to 25. The anniversary of the battle of Bunker Hill was generally observed in Boston and vicinity yesterday. • The re count in East Hastings bas so far reduced Mr. Hudson's majority from 20 to 10. It is not yet finished. The anbsoriptione to the Egyptian con- version loan in London were twenty times in excess of the amount of the loan. There is very little prospeot of Congress at this session voting the money proposed for improvements at Sault Ste. Marie. The building laborere of Boston, Somer- ville and Cambridge, numbering between 2,700 and 8,000, strnok yesterday morning. The extonalve tannery of the Cincinnati Oak Leather Company WAS almost en- tirely destroyed by fire last night. Toad, 1180,000. Emperor William yesterday formally announced the betrothal of his eider, Prin. IMO Victoria, to Prince Adolph of Sehanm. burg -Lippe. Governor Waterman, of California, bee repented the Attorney -General of the prizState to take steps towards the abolition of efighting, Victoria Sackville-Weet, daughter of. Lord Sackville -West, wan yesterday mar- reedtle *0 and herestatcousine, Lionel, wbo.is heir to the ti The Lake of the Woods Milling g Company will erect this year ten or twelve grain elevators in Manitoba] with a opacity of 30,000 bushels each. George Smith and Henry Howard, con vioted of burglary at Barrie, and sentenced to five years in the penitentiary, escaped from Monday the ponightlios, station cull at Kingstornon Lord Lansdowne has sent 2100 from India to be added to the fund for erecting a monument in Quebec to Major Shortt end Staff•Sergeant Waliiok. The fund now amounts to $2,800, Mayor Pearson, of Winnipeg,esterda vetoed the motion of the City Council of the previous evening granting $100 to the St. Mary's Ladies' Aid Society, on the ground that it is a Catholic and denominational sooiety. Arnemann, the German dentist who in November last shot and dangerouely wounded Judge Bristowe, of the County Court, in the railway station at Notting- ham, England, because the judge had given a decision against him in a ease before the court, has committed suicide in. prison. Thos. Woods, aged 70, a native of Suf- folk, Eng., and a resident of Guelph for 58 years, was found dead last evening in Bell's lumber yard. He was in his dotage. He left hone about 7 o'clock, and as soon as he was missed a seeroh was made for him by the family. No inquest will be held. Heart disease was the clue° of death. Edward Louzon, from Tecumseh, who yesterday was given employment by the Canadian Pacific Railroad, was drowned off the Canada Southern dock at Windsor Leet night. He knew he could not swim, but foolishly determined to try it. He jumped, sank and was fished out dead about an hour afterwards. He was un- married, The Congressional Finance Committee has finishea the Tariff Bill. There was a change at the last moment in the agricul- tural schedule. Barley is left in the Bill at 25 cents, as it will be reported to- morrow. It was fixed by the House at 30; was reduced by the Senate to 15 ; and now has been put back to 25. The farmers triumphed over the brewers. The sugar schedule remains as it was, and there will be great trouble in getting it through. A very sad accident happened at Blyth last evening, by whioh Mr. Donald Calder was almost instantly killed. Nobody kuowa how it happened exactly. He was seen going towards one of the hotel sheds, in which he had hie team, and about five minutes afterwards the team came out, running away, and he was found a few minutes later lying unconscious, with bis skull fractured, Gay Turner, of Augusta, Me., who last January attempted to commit suicide by shooting while insane regarding hie aeoounts ae city treasurer, died yesterday morning. His wound healed and he died from brain trouble and starvation. He had lately refused to eat, and for the past two weeks took an occasional glass of water. Turner had a orazy idea that he was a defaulter, although an examination showed that hie books had been justly kept. Mutuo.lty Crippling Trade. Retaliation against the MoKinley Bill has found a voice in France in the adop- tion of prohibitory duties on Indian corn, and now a report Domes from Mexico that an export duty will be levied on silver - lead ore in order to supplement the effect et the Treasury regulations which have interfered with that growing and profitable traffic) along our southern border. The more we have of this mutual crippling of trade the better. There is it wide scope for usefulness in the McKinley Bill. It would bo a good thing if Canada, in retaliation for the trebling of our duty on bar)ey,would treble her own duty on corn, oZ whioh we sell her 8,000,000 to 10,000,000 bushels annually, or about the same quantity as the barley we buy from her. The eyes of a good many people would be opened by this process of getting rich by taxation and mutual scarcity. We should not wonder if Senator Hisoock as well as Congressman Farquhar might learn something eventu• ally by means of the tax on barley. The Senator had a debate with Mr. Plum, of Kansas, a few days ego in which he held that importation was not necessary to ex- portation, because if we could sell our pro - dads to foreign countries in competition with their own similar prodnote, they would be obliged to pay us in gold. A vista is thus presented to ns of fleets of steamers sailing to Europe with our pro. ducts to be sold in competition with those of Russia, India, Australia and South America, and bringing bank nothing but small iron safes containing a few gold bars or bate of coin. Of course, under such circumstances, the goods we ex- port would have to pay double freight, since the steamers would dome back empty. This would settle the question of competition with Rasssia, India, etc., at once, and against ne. Then the question would come up : What should we do with the gold ? We should soon get a sufficiency of that metal if we have not a suffioienov now. Bat suppose that the cunning foreigners should take it into their heads to pass McKinley bills of their own, as France and Mexico are doing or threatening to do. We have no mono- poly of tariffs. Very likely the foreigners, seeing their gold going away to the United States, would say t " It yon will not bny our products, we will not bny yours." This may seem incredible to Senator Hiscook, but he will have a much simpler case to deal with when the tax of 30 cents a bnshel ie imposed on barley. If at the same time a tax of 15 per cent. were pat on hides, he would see things much more clearly.— New York .Evening Post. By means of a Mangin projeotor and the electric aro light on the summit of the Eiffel Tower, observers at a distance of 2,000 meters from the illuminated area were able to distinguish objects the size of a 'lumen being, six and a half miles from the tower. " Would you like to take another pose for awhile b" said the artist to his sitter. " Oh, yes ; a little repose," she quickly answered. Re—I have never yet met the women I thought I conld marry. She—No, they are hard to please as a rule. —How sad it makes a man feel to ob- serve a five dollar straw hat on a seven" soot head. —The hand that rooks the cradle is the hand that goes through a plans pookets in the wee, ems' hoare. —A. young man named Lewis has been selected by the eeneen as a snaceseor of Tennyson se poet laureate of England, A8 TO SITTING. Bed Positions More ,iiatrnful Than Molt PeOple X1nagIn B, i An erect bodily .. a attitude • a i u a is of vastly more amportanoe to health than most people generally imagine, says the New York Ledger. Crooked bodily positions, main- tained for any length of time, are- alway■ injurious, whether in a sitting, standing or lyingposition, whether sleeping or wak. ing. l'o sit with the body leaning forward on the etomaoh, or to one side, with the heels elevated on a level with the hands, is not only in bad taste, bat exceedingly detrimental to your health ; it cramps the stomach, presees the vital organs, inter. rapts the free notion oe the chest and enfeebles the functions of the abdominal and thoraoio organa, and, in fact, unbal• anoee the whole muscular system. Maby children become slightly humpbacked or severely round-shouldered by Bleeping with the head raised on a high; pillow. When any person finds it easierto alt or stand or walk or sleep in a crooked position than straight one, he may be sure hie muspular system is deranged and the more careful he should be to preserve an upright position. How a Charge or Shot Travels. When standing within a few garde of the gun's muzzle at the time of disoharge a person wonld be amazingly astonished were he only able to see the shot as they go whizzang by. Experiments in instantane- one photography have proved to us that the shot not only spread out, comet -like, as they fly, bat they etring out one behind the other to a mach greater distance than they spread. Thus, with a cylinder gun, when the first shot of a charge reaches a target that is forty yards away, the last shot is lagging along ten yards behind. Even with the choke -bore gun somo of the shot will lag behind eight yards in forty. This accounts for the wide swath that is mown in a flock of ducks on which a charge of shot falls just right. About 5 per cent. only of the charge of shot arrive simetl. taneonely at the target, but the balance of the first half of the charge is so close be- hind that a bird's muscles are not quick enongh to get out of the way, although those who have watched sitting birds when shot at have often seen them etar:i as if to fly when the leading shot whistled by them; only to drop dead as they were overtaken by the leaden hail —Frank Leslie's. Lord Randolph Churchill Speaking at the open'og ci a Wesleyan Bazaar, Lord Randolph tehorohill recently said, while he could understand and sym- pathize with political etruogle and strife when purely political questions were at is- sue, what he co.rld not understand or sym- pathize with was anything like party rivalry in the work of social reform. They found that all members of Parliament were agreed as to the great evils of intemper- ance, as to the great intemperance which prevailed, as to the provision of temptation to intemperance which to some e_ient had been, it not created, at any rate per- mitted by the State, and althor le they were all agreed as to the ravages which intemperance p; odnced on the health of the people and the loss which it occasioned to their resources, yet they seemed unable to come together and unite in remedying or removing these great evils. He thought that was a spectacle whioh, so ter ..s putlio men were concerned, did every little credit to their hearts or heads. Archdeacon Farrar on Meat. Secondly, I vesture to believe that a'1 society wonid gain by diminishing the con- sumption of meat. Qaeen Meal •th ordered a fish diet on Wednesdays and Fridays, not for any ec"lesiastical reason, but (ostensibly, et any rate) to enctr-e. -a the fish trade and to diminish the demand for Ivsh. That interference with the mar- ket was not wise, but I th:rk that the ad- herents of the vegetarian sooiety will do good if they persuade multitudes to learn the value of whop -meal bread, and oat- meal, and vegetables and fruit, and not rely so exolusivoiy oa beef and mutton. The poor cepeoia'ly might find in porridge and lentil soup and well -cooked vegetables a far cheaper, more wholesome and more sustaining diet than the often nneatisfao. tory, coarse and even nnwho'_esome scraps whioh they bny f_om the butchers at a far greater cost. .Archdeacon Farrar in English Illustrated Maga:inc. The Noble Art of Serf -Defence. " Do you think it would be wrong for ms to learn the noble art of self-defence ?" a religiously inclined youth inquired of his pastor. '• Certainly not," answered the minister ; " I learned it in youth myself, and I have found it of 'great value during my life." " Indeed, sir 1 Did yon learn the old English system or Snllivan's system ?" " Neither. I learned Solomon's system. " Solomon's system?" " Yes ; You will find it laid down in the first verse of the fifteenth chapter of Pro- verbs : ' A soft answer turneth away wrath.' It is the best system of self- defence of whioh I know."—Home Com- panion. CouIdn't Fool Her. Mistress—Did yon tell the lady I was 'oat ? Maid—Yes, m'm. Mistress—Did she eeem to have any doubts about it ? Maid—No m'm. She said she knew yon wasn't. Every man bra Job when the boils are on some other fellow. The thermometer is not only a measnre of heat, but of the price of ice. The beggar cannot reach the luxuries of life, because he is short in his alms. Inquirer asks t " Can a judge sit upon a jury ?" You ought to see one of the New York judges sit upon one occasionally. The Royal Clan of the Order of Soottieh Clans is in session at Woodstock. Since certain sections of the tobacco - growing dietriot of the south have been lighted by eleotrioity, the ravages of the tobacco worm are said to have been greatly reduced. —Cleveland adopted the standard time on Sunday. k If a man could sec himself as others see him he would pull down the blinds. --President of Daily Sensation Company --Yon haven't printed any statement of oiroulatienfor the last two or three Base. Manager of Daily Sensations (much worried) —No. The young man who bas been at- tending to that department has joined the church, and I hare t found anybody to take his plane yet. The cable to confect Halifax with Ber mada ben reached the latter place. Ite length is 874 melee, and throughout it is of mach greater weight than hat hitherto been need. A entrant survey of the bed of theocean will be made, ao as to ditioover the most suitable position for the cable.' The temperature at different dephthe Witt at the name time be determined, MtISIoa.L A.ND DEA 44.W O, Notes. - Bosina Yokes will play at :both Pelmer's and Daly's Theatres next season, Duluth ie t"o have a new 1500,000 theatre to be known as the Midway Grand. Sol Smith Batmen's new play by Dion ltoneioault will probably be called " The Crank," Lucille Rutledge, ,late of the " Stepping Stone" Company, will spend the sarnmer in the Catskille•. " Lawrence- Barrett arrived on the Icahn last week. He will resume leis tour with Booth in November. It is hinted that a book will soon emanate from the pen of Mrs. Potter, entitled " The Stage as i Found It." Madame Sarah Bernhardt will not .be able to make her contemplated tour in France, although she is reported to be recovering from the affection of the knee- joints elle ie said to have sustained in posing in armor as Joan of Are. The word "enteric)" was derived from the place Oratorium, Oratory or small ohapel, where these performances were first heard. Its first known use was in 1631 by a composer named Balducci, Master Eddie Leo, of Cedar Rapids, Ia., 11 yearn old, is about to take the concert stage. His voice differs from that of young Kavanagh, in that it is a boy's voice, while Kavanagh's is a full-grown soprano. Carmencita, the popular Spanish dancer, is to make a tour of the prinoipal water. ing places this summer. The last theatrical sketches made by the late Matt Morgan were those to be used for Col. Stnu'3 " Good Old Times " Company. Eugene Olden has been engaged by D'Oyley Carte to sing the baritone role in Sir Arthur Sullivan's grand opera, " Ivanhoe," to be produced in London next fall Great things are, it is said, expected of Marguerite Marsh, the daughter of R. L. Marsh, manager of the Academy of Linda, Milwaukee, Wis., who will make her debut next season in comic opera. Mies Marsh possesses a voice of remarkable compass and sweetness. A young Rnsrian violinist named Gregoro- witoh will aocompany Von Bnlow on an American tour next season. The cornet player, Liberati, with hie military band, will make a tour of the oountry, beginning in Boston Jena 15th. It is said that the new Jewish synagogue to be erected in Baltimore is to contain the moat elaborate organ ever erected in this coruty, Sir A :thou Sr'livan'e opera, written for Mr. D'Oylev Carte's new Shaftesbr".y Theatre, London, is upon the subject of " Ivanhoe," and the past of the hero is to be en -salved by Mr. Ben Davies. Mme, N'odjeska wi'l not play in this con -tae next season. She is going abroad to attend to some private matters. She may, however, be seen on the stage 'n Europe, but of that there is nothing C91.4:!3. Mme. audio's salary in Paris is 2230 a n' ;ht, playing seven nights a week, and 1125 for eve_y matinee I rrformance, the management findeeg her a nrivate dresa'-ig- room and a dresser. He' engagement rlwayri atiprlat'.3 with Parisian managers that every nese i:es she playa in must to kept in the bi' $ :or eiaty nip'.rts, whether it is it failure or not. Her benefit terms are a clear half receipts of the house. Professor F. N. Crouch, the composer of " Kathleen Mavoarneen," is nearly 99 years of age, but was able to mare's in the prooession at the unveiling of the Lea monument at Richmond. Loved for H.rae't Alone. A yonng lady of *hie city who is said to be worth not less than 250,000 in prespeo. tive was the object of the attentions of a young men with whom she was very favorably impreesd, but who with encour- agement continued to pause just short of a proposal. The young lady managed to put in circulation what appeared to be a relia- ble report that her pecuniary expectations were simply in the public mind, and in two days the young fellow had proposed and been accepted. It is not often that 250,000 constitutes an obstacle to a young lady's matrimonial success, but it did in this case; and the lady in gneetion doea'nt feel in the least put out about it.- —Bing. hamton Leader. White alpaca, plain or sprigged with rose. tilde, is one of the antique novelties of the season. For a tea gown or garden dress it is luxuriously cool and light. A Jackson County (W. Va.) school- teacher of 30 eloped the other day and afterwards married one of her scholars who had just completed his 16th year. The lrmber oamps of Wisoonsin have bion the scene of a remarkable work this season. The state W.C.T.U. has kept an itinerant missionary constantly in the field and the camps have been supplied with the best of literature, by the various unions throughout the State. Croakers are informed that then do read with eagerness all that they receive and are gratefri for the interest shown in their welfare. A Denver paper say a : " Lord Lytton'e daughters will be one of Mary Anderson's bridesmaids. Tho rest of the oast for the wedding is not announced." Fon pertain concessions in Africa, Eng. land has agreed to surrender Heligoland to Germany. We do not know who bas got the beet of this deal, as we are ignorant AEI to the nature of the concessions made by Emperor William. Heligoland is an island in the North See, forty miles northwest of the month of the Elbe. It had a population in 1871 of 1,912 souls. The island is trian- gular, about a mile long from north to south, andone-third of a mile broad from east to west. It was formerly mach broader, hut the action of the sea is con- tinually wearing it away. In 1714 it were taken from the Duke of Holatein•Gottorp by the Danes, from whom it was captured by the English in 1807, for whose fleets served as a station during the war with France. It was formally ceded to Great Britain in 1814. The inhabitants are descendants of Frisians and speak the Frisian language 50 well as the Low Ger. man. The Government consists of a Gov e.nor appointed by the Crown, aided by an Exccutive Connoil, a form of govern. ment eatabliehed by the Queen in 1868. —Marriage may be a failure, but the solitaire engagement ring ie not. —Yon never know how mnoh muni° you have had until yon go topaythe fiddle. —The heat iltnatration of mingled hope and fear is a lazy man looking for work. —A milliner says•"'the sailor hat doesn't look on right a girl with strong flo g featilree,n Tnr printers' life is not a happy one; That may be understood when it is stated that it was found nOcessary at the recent meeting of the International Typographies* Ty e o raphl eplUnion to law prohibiting regular 0omsositorsfrom working more than eiedayin a week.