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The Exeter Advocate, 1890-6-5, Page 7HMO Hod No Show. Joe Beau!! 'tad set upon a keg Dowu to the grocery store, an' thrcoN One log right over lother leg Au' swear he'd ;lover had no show. "Oh, gio," said Joe, "Hemet hod no show!" Then shift his quid to 'tether leas', An' ()haw, an(Maw, an' °haw, an' °haw.. Ho Saia he gut no start in life, Didn't get no money fru g Ins dad, The waskite took in by his wife Earned all the funds he ever haa. " Oh, no," said Joe, "Ballet hod no show." An' then he'd look up at theolook, An talk au' talk an' talk an' talk "I've waited twenty year —let's see— Yes ; twenty -tour, an never struck, Altho' I've sot round pathmtly, The hen tarnashion streak or luck, Oh, no," said Joe, " Elam' t hed gm show." Then stuck like mucilage to the sPot. An' sot, au' sot, an' sot, an' sot. "I've oonie down regorler ever' day For twoutyyears to Piper's store; Ii 've sot here n a patient way, Say, hadn't a Viper?" Piper MOM, "I tell ye, Joe, For ham' t no show; Yer too den patient"—ther hull raft Jest latted, au' laffed, au' laffed, an' lafted. —S. W. F088 in Zanicee New System of Building. A very favorable account is given in the 'French papers of the new system of 'building bonen of iron and steel plates, introduced into Frenee by M. Daniel', manager of the Societe des Forges de Ohoteleneem, who has set forth its various advantagewith muck practical detail, attraoting oensiderable attention to the method. It has been satisfactorily ether - Mined, it seem, thet corrugated sheets of •each metal, of more than a millimeter in thioknese, tire sufficiently strong for build- ing houses several stories high, and the imaterial, of course, allows of a con- aiderable variety of architectural ornamen- tation. The plates thets„eraployed are of the fineet quality, and Ile they are galvanized after having been out to the sizes and shapes required no portion is left exposed to the atmosphere. In addition to this it is asserted that houses constructed in snob manner are very smeltery, and that all ventilation and heating arrangements can readily be carried out. In England this system of building has found much favor, the Buperiority of the new' over the old system consisting in the method of °ono - gating and galvanizing the metal.--Phila. delphia Record. The Latest flair Cut. What is tlae latest thing in a hair out? I haven't been °faunally notified of any deviation from the pompadour ant. But one of ray men told me the other day that he had heard there was going to be a revo- lution in the out. He said that the old- fashioned out was going to return. That is, straight across the beck, the hair about the eare to be left thick and long and combed over on the temples—hooked over. That was the sort of out your father had when he was courting your mother. See? 1 don't know where my man got that idea, but he is always getting an idea somewhere. —Interview in Chicago Tribune. A. Refreshing Bath. A warm salt beth is very refreshing to any one suffering from the exhaustion of trovel or of a long shopping expedition -- which is as trying to mind and body as anything that oan be undertaken by a woman. Away from the seashore a very simple substite for sea water is a oup of rook salt dissolved in warm water and added to the bath. When the salt is irri- tating th the skin take a warm bath and sponge off with a mixture of violet or lavender water lend alcohol, about hedf and half, and rab briskly witli a 'warm friction towel. Such a method prevents the exhartation and danger of cold which follow a warm bath.—New York Tribune, Jay Gouid's Physician. Dr. John P. Munn, who is engetned to look after the health of Jay Gould and his family, is a fortunate physioian. Mr. Gould is a great man for consulting a• doctor on the slight provocation, and some of his friends wonder that he is alive, because he takes so muck medicine. A gentleman who saw a check from Mr. Gould to his ph:wilt:inn said it was for $10,000, and it was drawn shortly of ber tho death of Mrs. Gould.—Cor. Kansas City Journal. A Meeting Church. The Rev. Robert J. Walker, of the Church of Oar Saviour, anohored in the East river at the foot of Pike street, is something of a wag. He says that his church is "high" or "low" &wording to the tide. Is his members are all salon, he may be said to be dependent upon the II:tooting population.—New York Commercial Advertiser. 0 is ramcm. George—Speaking of your wife, I heve never seen her yet. jaolt—Is Meet so? You must oome in with me. By the by, I have a new dog I want to show you., too; most wonderfnl feller—a setter. Here's my house. We'll go in the back way—dog'e it the yard. What He Brought Honie. "Your husband seems very fond of angling:" " He ze." ▪ " Does he bring home all the fish he 'r catches." " Yes ; and more too." S'alother Eve. 'What did Adam do when he heard of Eve's sin ? " "Tried to prove an alibi for his wife. He said it wasn't this Eve, but sit:nether Eve." vsluabie assistance. "My benefit is to come off next week -- 'Friday. Can't you assist, Miss Valdini ?" "1 can't posaibly be there, but you may announce me, and I will send a doctor's cer- tificate to satisfy the audience." The report oE the French Panama Canal Committee on the geological character of the route of the (lanai Says the whole canal will be oat through impermeable soil, and that the water in the reservoirs is not aubjeot to diminution. It has just been leaved that H. R. H. the Date of Connaught will. 'OM Ottawa, on June 4th, and not on the 5th, as formerly arreomed. This means that the double excitement of a royal visit end a loped elec- tion it not to be experienced. One of the most marvelous features of astronontical photography is the way that a camera vi1l regieter the images of stars invieible to the human eyes. The same inetramerit vehicle ohowel to the human eye !tiara of the fourteenth magnitude, which en the entire heavens vvoeld regieter about forty-four million state, ehowe to the photographie eye nd lees than One hundred aid th by'ott thilliOht 1 Aftet an ex. 'closure of one hour end twetty minute tt photographic tegative of the whole nrma• Went would diepitty to the astonithed gaze of the beholder a lumitaiona dust of four +hundred millione of, Piave—Exchange. MAN Elton NOwlffEatE." A New Star in the English-Bpeaking Literary World. Mr, lannyard Kipling, like Lord Byron, awoke one morning and found himself famous. Not yet 25 yore of age, and a year ago nothing in the literary world, he is now the literary hero of the present hour in England ; and if the strong wine of praise which is premed to hie lips does not raake him lose hie bead, he rney yet fill a larger canvas than be has yet essayed. He was born in India, hia father having boon head of the Lahore nohool of Art, and was educated in England, returning whou 16 years of age to the land of his birth. Since then he has travelled through the United States, and as special correspondent in India has gone through the deserte of Bikanir and the mines and opinra factories of Lower Bengal, his name being a household word throughout alonost the entire Empire. It is in the portrayal of Anglo- Indian and native Indian life that his genius bas found it outlet, and his eeleo- tion of short stories entitled "Plain Toles from the Hills," published by Frank T. Lovell & Co., New York, display a wonder- ful power of character drawing, and that perception of the essential which belongs only to the born story -teller. Mr. Kip- linget sketthea of native Indian life are the result of conscientious labor. His inf or• mation has been obtained at tint -hand in the very laesat of native cities, in dens no European ever penetrated before; and, with a happy knack of making people talk for his entertainment, his researolaes have been facilitated by a perfect mastery co Hindustani as taught in books, and also of an inner -life familiar tongue, known in India bazars as " ohotee boleet" words of which "women's talk" is a very free translation. He has an incisive power of representing in half a dozen pages a complete action, and much of his work is of a very high imaginative quality. No one hitherto has attempted to treat Tommy Atkins, the 13ritish soldier, as a separate human entity instead of the 900th component part of a whole, but Mr. Kipling has represented him as he is. He has intense, untiring sympathy with Tomtay ; he has eaten and drank with him, and has eraoked corantlees pipes in his company, and as a result his types are living types, palpitating with actuality, rude figures or a rough-hewn race, and unlike anything in literature. The three characters in whom he most (delights are Mulvaney the Celt, Learoyd the Yorkshireman, and Ortherie the Cock- ney, and they are simply as inimitable as Athos, Porthos and Ararais. The stifling atmosphere of the plains and the' languor- ous delights of Slink are all depicted by him with masterful vigor and exquisite grace, and while as a satirist his eye is keen, hie touch is gentle and kindly. He may yet, as a high literary authority has said, become a second Dickens. Blood in the Body. The amount of blood he the body is one - thirtieth the weight of the body, or five or six quarts, or eleven or twelve pounds. The average man dies when he has lost one- fifth of hie blood. The heart with each contraction ejects SIX ounces of blood from each ventricle, at a preasnre in the left ven- tricle of one-fourth of an atmosphere. The heart sends all the blood around the body of the average man once every thirty sec- onds, or in about thirty-five contractions of the organ. A deadly poison initiated into the veins kills in fifteen seconds on the average ; injected under the skin in about four minutes. A cubic millimeter of blood contains 5,000,000 blood cells in the average man, and about 4,500,000 in the average woman. There are 300 red cells to every one white blood cell. The red cells have an average diameter of 1-3200 of an inch, the white cells of 1-25000 of gal inch. The specific gravity of blood is 1.055. The fre- quency of the pulse in the new born is 150; in infants 1 year old, 110; at 2 years, 95 ; from 7 to 14, 85; in adult man, 75; woman, 80. The respirations are one-fourth as rapid as the pulse.—St. Louis Republic. How He Got Down. Lady (commiseratingly)—And how did it happen, my poor man, that you become re. (laced to this abject condition? Tramp—By being a Christian, madam. L.—By being a Christian? Impossible 1 T.—It is the truth, madam. I attended a (thumb fair once, and all the money I possessed in the world I had with me. When I left the fair I was penniless, and here I am. Beady to Poker Little Fun at Her. " My dear," said Mrs. jonea, straggling with a pot of jam at the dinner table the other day, " see if you clan open this pot." Not with my luck," murmured Jones, who had been sitting up the night before with a sick friend. "I'll LASS le bihia," and he sighed dejectedly behiad int news- paper. Blie Couldn't Get Him to Treat. Mary Jane (while passing the' ice-cream parlor) -0b, I feel so thirsty and hoe that am almost fainting' John Henry—Well, let us take 5 turn through the park. We can get a nice ceol drink at the fountain and then we can sit in the shade for a while. For the Spec. Teacher—And now, children, you have heard the etory of Ananias. What lesson ahould we learn from his fate? Tommy—Never to get caught. A Change. "I've changed my mind SiTICS I sow you last," said Cadley. "I hope the new one is better thaia the last," put in Optima, and Cadley got mad —A pint of create poured over a shad that is baking contributes much to ite summit. The Brooklyn Eagle says: The proposed trip of the Thirteenth Regiment to Toronto, Ontario tie guests of the Queen's Own, during Ontario, Flower Comsat on July Lajas been abandoned, the council and ()facets agreeing that it was inopportune on the year that the regiment is going to camp. Colonel Arians, of Denver—Young raan, what was that dose you gave me afore you yanked th' tooth? The dentist—Ciocaine and whiskey, sir. Colonel Arkins—Pull dome morel A man's opinion shottld be good for him, It should fit his conscience and make hira fool comfortable, But a man with an opinion hoe no right to insist that others should have the Flame ophaion. Few of us would be any better if we could judge ourselves according to the esti. mete of other people. Tho °nee brother, the Grand Duke Alexia, is going to take some friends through Siberia and them how like an enathly para. din a Ruesien pribon pen is. A Opecial exhibition Was given fot Baby McKee by she 13arnuta show in Waehing• Mn kat week. Benny wanted to tide the biti olanhant, but Goaridnie, Mutton RAN INTO AN TOBBRRG. The Beacon Light's Awful Experienee in the Foga 0 A.1.1i ELLIOTT'S COOLNESS. The now oil -tank steamer Beemon Light had a narrow eneepe /root sinking after collielon with a mamsnoth feebleroff the Great Inunts lest Wednesday. A''oalamitY was only Averted through the prottence mind of Ceptain EDiott. When Ohs Struck the thy derelict, tont: of the oroshed upon her decks, shattering her etarboard bow and starting several plates. The steamer came to anchor off Liberty Ieland yester. day leaking very fast, and her steam pumps had to be kept in constant motion. A New York World reporter bonded her and Mato Chau gave hira an 50(10111at of the col/hion. The Beacon Light is a recout addition to the repinly growing fleet of oil tanks run- ning to thie port. he flailed from New. castle seventeen days ago in ballast, carry- ing 2,800 tous of water ballast. She is built to carry 4,000 tons of oil. The neve steamer had an uneventful voy- age up to the time sho struck the Great Bank. Then she began to encounter dense fogs. On the night of May 13th it became so foggy that Capt. Elliott decided to stay on deok. The etearner was then itt latitude 42.65, longitude 48,18, or about 540 mites east of Neve Sootia. At midnight Tuesday both Capt. Elliott and Mate Chase were on the flying bridge trying to peer throogh the dense fog. The lookout was at his post and the etearaer was going along at half opeed. The air became somewhat colder, telling Capt. Elliott that he was in the vicinity of icebergs. It was just the beginning of the middle watch, ora little alter 12 o'clock Wednes- day morning, when the lookout ehouted : There's a light ahead'!" Scarcely had the echoes of his words ceased when an appalling sight was disclosed. "lily God I" exclaimed the captain, e there is an iceberg." Straight ahead, less than fifty feet distant, was a towering double -peaked ioy monster. The electric search -light on the ahip's foremast shone brilliantly on the mammoth and revealed it in all ice awful grandeur to Capt. Elliott and his terrified orew. It was a moment of suspense and anxiety. To strike the berg head on meant destruc- tion to the Beacon Light. Clonrageous young Capt. Elliott rose to the emergency and by his calmness saved the ship and the lives of hie crew. "Helm hard to starboard; reverse en- gines and full speed astern I " was the quick commend. His promptness averted to calamity. The good ship obeyed her helm, swung to port, but not enough to clear the berg. Her starboard bow caught one of the berg's projections. The shook was something terrific,. It seems to shatter the big towering mass of ice all to pieces. Its lofty meets, which toyeered far above the decks of the Beacon Light, ehoWered tons of massive cakes upon the ship's decks, crashing in her steel bow and making such O terrible noise that the crew rushed on deok itt a frenzy of despair. They thought it their death knell. Then the ship keeled away over and fell on her beam ends. This was quietly fol- lowed by a bumping, crashing sound, as though the berg had got underneath the ship. When the mass of lee fell big cakes sank far down into the sea and then came to the Bledsoe again, striking the ship jast amidships. The pounding was done with such force that she oakee of ice which got under the shimeoirly lifted the big steel vessel tan feet out of the sea. Then, to make matters worse, there was a sudden confused sound as though the boilers had burst. This, however, was only the eacape of air from some cf the tanks. In retuorkable °maraca with the bravery of Capt. Elliott was the conduct of his crew. The firemen and cooks became wild with fright. They were almost unoon- trollable. They thought that their vessel was wipe, to sink. Loudly they cried for Capt. Elliott to clear away the boats. To allay their fears and keep them quiet the Captain did so, but hie-coolnese mad his appeals for them so stanby him at limit brought the crew to their senses. After getting the boata loosened and ready for use in case of necessity the crew went to work and began to clear away the ioe, which was lying in heaps about the deck. Water was found entering several of the tanks from the bottom and big perpendic- ular support beams were almost bent in two by the severe pentad -int; Which the ship received from the ice Which got under her as she Struck the berg. After starting the thip continued:her voyage. The following day she sighted oeveral very lame berge, but they were not close enough to clause any alarm. The berg which tney collided with was about one hundred feet high and over six hundred feet long. Capt. Elliott soots it was very soliclandnot in the least honey- combed. "It was," he said, "the grandest sight I ever beheld to HOB the big avalanche of ice drifting astern as we grazed it. As it came out of the fog before we could •distinctly ESO it, it looked like a cloud, but when it revealed itself I was almost transfixed with awe and fright. Our electric search light shone upon it, which added ite glistening grandeur. We saw it jest in time. Had ray hip been travelling very rapidly I dread to think whet would have been the consequences. As it was, we were only going at half speed, which enabled us to stop our headway before we crashed into it. , "11 the ship had struck the berg head on she would have been shattered to pieces without a doubt. The awful suspense whiola (=erred between the time I sighted the berg and when she struck was some. thing terrible. It is an experience I never want again. Our escape from destruction was almost providential." . The Beacon Light will be put on the dry dock. It is thought that her bottom is damaged very seriously. The Beacon Light registers 2,800 tons. She is 332 feet long, 40 feet wide and 28 feet deep. Her owners are Shinn & Co., Liverpool, oil merchants. She was built by Armstrong & Co., of Newoaatle-on-Tyne. Still Hoping. Mies Hevyrox--No, John, I cannot listen to your love. Farewell forever. John --Might I seek one question. " " Is this a Simon-pure farewell or one of the Patti brand 2" Not a Wise Xnvestraent. Brine—SO you have boon louying real estate out Watt? Freshleigh—Yes; bought 16 lone Brine—What did yeti make on the deal? Froshleigh—Made an as4i of rayeelf. Do you went to buy them at a fruitful dia. ootint ? Four young ve1ialec, oath aboub seven feet long, appeated in the Thames, Eng., recently. They ganiboled about itt.the objected. rive g r while mat erowd0 looked ori VICTORIA UNIVERSITY, Valued Ruts to the Tustitution a.nuotinced at Cae Recent Convocation. At the recent convocation of Viotoria University Chancellor Burwash annonnoed that the following gifts had been mode to the institution : 1. In the name of Mr. Edward jaokeen Senford, B.A., the fonodation of a meteeton in anthropology. Edward Odium, 111.4, has for several years in Japan, and in Australia and the Pacific blends, /aeon en- gaged in researches in anthropology. Heim made extensive and exceedingly valuable colleotions of articles illustratiug the primi- tive life and early civilization of the Moe in these interesting lands. These he has offered M pleoe at the diaposal or his Alma Mater, and to continue his work to make the collection as perfect as possible in illustration of aboriginal American life. The expense of this work Mr. Sanford has undertaken to defray, and by this act erects in his Alum Mater a permanent and moat oonspiceous and interesting, monument of the day of bis graduation. 2. In menitery of the late Hon. Senator Maadonaltl, Mrs. Diaodonald continues the Macdonald bureary. 3. Mr. George A. Foxhas thie year estab- lished in the Faculty of Theology a bursary of the value of e25 a year in New Testa- ment exegesie. Work and Wages. Salt Loh has hundreds idle. Charleston stores are closing earlier. Cieveland carpenters won nine hours. London is to have eleotrio omnibusee, Lansing's (Mich.) Mayor gate $1. a year. Ching° women oloakmakers have organ - ized. In New York union bread has a union Mount Vernon carpenters won nine hours. Beaton building laborers want eight hours. Girls in St Louis bagging mills won te n hours. Cleveland stoneoattere won eight hours and $4. Brooklyn lima a German Stonecutters' Union. Liverpool leads the cities of the world in tonnage. The unions of Lancesterhave established a freenneetaXV Germany is completing with Lancashire cotton in Roumania. The Bookbinders' National Convention indorsed eight hours. Brooklyn apholeterers kick againet letting boys take men's jobs. The Newark Trades Assembly is dead, It once had 150 unions. Cleveland horeeshoers get from 02.50 to $3, and work ten hours. The walking delegate of a New York union gets $27.50 a week. Brooklyn silkaibbon weavers have won nine hours in many shops. Chicago bunkum workers won Saturday half holiday and an advance. New York street -car men are gradually being run into the old hours. A new megaphone magnifies the voice so that it can be heard for nines. San Francisco union frescoers get 04 a day; non-union, $2.50 to $3.50. Members of the Brooklyn Bricklayers' Union won nine hours and K50. The) ate ejbout 1,200 °igen:oaken on dnefte -fork for advances. The Buffalo unions failed to indict those who worked on Sunday in the ship- yards. • The Brooklyn Workmenat General Mutual Benefit Union has 2,111 members and $3,800. San Francisco harnessmakers won a strike against the enipleynient of girls at men's work. Nine shops in Westohester county, N.Y., have granted the plumbers and tinsmiths nine hours. A Berlin union of 800 salesgirls, dues 10 cents a month, gives raectical care,medioine and secures work. John Burns, of the London dook strike, was offered $100 for the old straw hat he wore during the strike. San Francisco butchers want meat.ped- dlingatopped, and demand that the lioense be raised from e10 to $75. Russia has only 68 woolen yarn spinners, 190 light•weight woolen mills, and carpet manufaoturing employs 800. The Commercial says Buffalo is becoming one of the moat important coal -handling centres in the United States. The New York Workingmen's Society is investigating the charge that girls are over- worked and some underpaid. Belgian Magistrates who were crowded with oases of men arrested during strikes struck themselves for higher pay. In a New York shop the furniture - workers threaten to strike bemuse their beer has been prohibited in the shop. The San Francisco fire alarms will be rung at 8 o'clock, at 12 and 5 p.m., at the request of the Pacific, Coast Eight Hour League. Cardinal Manning.: "Labor is the ori- gin of an our greatness. * * * If the great end of life were to multiply yards of cloth and oottou twist, and if the glory of England consists or consisted ha multiplying without stint or limit these articles and the like at the lowest possi- ble price, so as to undereell all the nations of the wotld, well, then, let us go on. But if the domestic life of the people he vital above ; if the peace, the purity or homes, the education of chil- dren, the duties of Men and mothere, the duties of husbands %lad of fathers be weitten in the natural law of mankind, and if these things are sacred, far beyond anything that can be sold in the market, then I say, if the boars of labor resulting from the unregulated sale of a man's strength and skill Waal lead to the de. sbruotion of domestic life, to the neglect o children, to turning wives and mothers luving moolaines, and of fathers and husbends into—what shall I say, creatures of butelon ?—I will nob use any other weed—who Hee up before the sun, and COMa back whoh it is sot, wearied and able only to take food and lie down to rest. The domestic life of men exits no longer, and we dare not go on in this path.' It ie again rumored that an English eyndicate is negotiating for the pnrohase bf the Union Stook Yards at Chicago, the price being 010,000,000. Never touch a vine that has three fingered leaves—that iu, lovevee divided into three pane. Vince that thew five Angara may be handled With safety. Poison ivy he three flegete. The town of Saran, near Fez, Ilterocoo is inundated, and the whole plan ie in rains. Fifty-three JeWs and Many Moors have perished. A STORY 0 Y THE DAY. Lord George Jeffreys as he Appeared Dur- ing the #‘ itioody Aseizee." Who is not aoquointed with the blood- eut oi nr ge ed jaentidreriV a:at o,managiorneac d Tolle or.it:rrya, of the bloody ammo," in which he is the central figure, will coutinue to be read with horror and amazement to the end of time. It has no parallel. Perhaps the best account of it is given by Macaulay in hie hietory of England, though every writer of Ante vile has had occasion to touch upon it leas grown eloquent in describing its horrors. The author of the brief sketch of Lord Jeffreys in the 13ritieh Encyclopedia eve "It eves izt this 'bloocly asitizel that he was to deepen tke stain that already tarnished his fame, and to make the narao of Judge Jeffrey's a synonym for a monster of bloodthirsty cruelty, blasphemous rage, and brutish intemperance. In the ' campaign be gave rein to his ferocity; he was maddened with slaughter; and his appetite for blood grew with what it fed on. The horrible glare of his eye, the savage lines of his face, hie fierce (thetas of wrath, terrified and con- fused guilty and innocent alike. With hateful cunning ho let it be bruited that the only hope of mercy lay in pleading guilty, and by thiu oold-blooded artifice tightened his labors. He had a powerful incentive to active butchery; the vacant post of lord chancellor was to be Wen by good Eervice. The estimates of the number of his VidiMS vary the official returns to the treosury was 320; Lord Lansdale says 700, and Burnet 600. Upward of 800 were transported to the West Indies as slaves, while others only escaped by purchasing their pardons from the judge at MOSt OS- orbitant rates." When King James fled Jeffreys made an attempt to escape to Hamburg, but was captured, and after narrowly escaping (bath at the hennas of an infuriated mob, wasthrown into the tower or London. There he lay for some months, tortured by anguish of mind and body, dying miserably on the 181h of April, 1689. The Scotch -Irish Congress. The Sootoh-Iriele Society of Amerioa, evbiola was organized in May last, will hold in second congress at Pittsburg, Penn., from May 29tn to June lst. Among the distinguished speakers who will deliver ad- dresses, are: Gov. Beaver, of Pennsyl- vania, who will deliver tlae address of welcome; Secretary Blaine, Hon. W. C. P. Breckenridge, of Kentucky; Rev. Dr. John Hall, of New York; Gov. James E. Campbell, of Ohio ; Rev. Dr. J. S. Morntosh, of Philadelphia; Prof, A. L. Perry, of Williams College, Mass - Rev. Dr. D. C. Kelly, of Tennessee; Prof. if. A. White, of Washington & Lee University, Va.; Hon. W. E. Robinson, of Brooklyn, and Hon. John Dalzell, of Penna. Mr. Robert limner, of New York, Presi- dent of the sooiety, will preside. The great auditorium is capable of seating over 5,000 people, and will be magnificently. fitted up and decorated. The finest band in the U. 13. will furnish the music. Special pains will be taken to show visitors the great manufactories and other eights of Pittsburg. The official headquarters will be the well-known and recently refitted Monongahela House. The whole Scotch - Irish race and the local population without regard to race are cordially invited. Mr. A. T. Wood, of Hamilton, Vice -President for Ontario, will leave on Wednesday even- ing to attend the congress. No partisan or sectarian significance attaches to the society. Compond of a race which has been conspiouously and thoroughly identified with all that has been most patriotic in our history, it is purely an American institution, mad does not purpose concerning itself with foreign affairs. It is designed to cultivate patriotiem and promote fraternal feeling by bringing together representatives of the race from various sections of the °pantry and ode. brating their illustrious achievements in the establishment and maintenance of our free institutions. The splendid qualities of the race composing it aannot fail to make it one of the greatest mold and his- torical societies of the land. Saved by a Dog. About 4,000 anecdotes have been pub- lished under the above title, in which dogs have figured in preserving human life. We had a dog once noted for saving things, but there wasn't a life among them. He kept the things he saved under the summer kitchen, and his hiding place wasn't dis- covered for a long time; not, indeed, until it became necessary to tear up the kitchen floor to find a good place to deposit chloride of limo during a cholera season; then we found what had bean" saved by a dog." There were a couple of kittens, a oat, two or three rats and chicken, all very dead; a large assortment of bones, the remnants of an ottoman, for the.theft of whisk the best hired girl we ever had was discharged; a tomato oan a couple of tea- spoons, a torn volume of lioyle's games, an old hoopakirt, a canary bird, a nutmeg grater, a plaster of Praia pigeon and a cook book. It is rarely that there is so much saved by a dog, for they are generally impro- vident.—Texas Siftings. Judged by His Clothes. An engraving by T. Landseer of Sir Edwin Landeeer's " Monarch of the Glen was sold at a recent sale in London for 0550 to a fellow who looked like a countryman, but who bid experienoed oollectora out of the field. Nobody found out who he was, and it was oonoladed that he was simply some rural raan wfth a little money in his pocket, who had 'taken a fancy to the motare and bought it to humor a whim.— San _Francisco Argonaut. A carpet raanufsaturer says work has been begun on an invention by which six boys ooze do the work of 300 girls employed at carpet sewing. "Crushed at last," cried a big etraw - berry on Saturday night. It had passed through three church festivals and still retained its whiskers. During the slimmer holidays of each year the immensely wealthy Duke of West- minster takes in about $5,000 itt sixpettoe0 and shilling% peid by sight -sees for aS- miesion to his country seat, Eaton Hall. Ile gives every penny of it to charitable institutions. CARPENTERS' TROUBLES. Statistics or Strikes and the Uaden--Oreat Increase ea membership. The Carpenter, tl3e organ of the United. Brotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners of America, says that rip 0 date the eiglete bour day has been seoured this season for the carpenters in 27 cities and towns, af- fecting 23,355 oarpenters. Nine cities aro still out for the eight-hour day, and six compromised on nine hours. The rth10- hone day has been established in 72 cities and towns, with the addition of eight hours on Saturday in many instances. Thin 00V. - cession affects 14,180 carpenters, while gains hesve been made in the shape of in- creased wages in 18 other cities, affecting 2,692 men. The trade movement among flee carpenters this spring has been SWIMS - fat in 117 cities, and it has benefited 40,197 raen in that trade, and countless others in every branoh of the building trade. At present there are 21 strikes of carpenters still pending throughout the country. The movement has resulted ha the addition of 46 new unions of carpenters the past month, located in various sections of the country, and a gain in membership of 11,211 mem- bers. This makes the standing of the United 13rotherhood of Carpenters and Joiners larger than that of any other trade: organization in the world. There are 622 local unions, and a membership of 67,200. Confess Him Before Hen. The following will appear in Henry M. Stanley'a paper in " Scribner " for June - " Constrained at the darkest hour to humbly confess that without God's help wao helpless, I vowed a vow in the forest solitudes that I would confess His aid be- fore men. Silence, as of death, was round about me; it woe midnight; I was weak- ened by illness, prostrated by fatigue, and wan with anxiety for my white and black companions, whose fate was a mystery. In this physical and mental distress besought God to give me back ray people. Nine hours later we were exulting with a rapturous joy. In fall view of all was the criansonfiag with the oreseent, and beneath its waving folds was the long -lost rear olumn." Bead Latin and Greek at Four. Connop Thirlwall, afterward Bishop of St. David's, could read Latin when 3 yeara old, and at the age of 4 read 'Greek with an ease that astonished all who heard him. At 7 he composed an essay, On the Un- certainty of Human Life," whittle was afterward printed in his " Primitim," or "First Fruits," publiehed when the boy was only 11 years old. The history of literature perhaps does not contain the name of another whose first book was pub- lishen when the writer woe not yet in his teens. This book contains about forty sermons, together with several essays and poems.—New York Ledger. He Had a Long Memory. At a recent examination of the divinity students in England, one very dull candi- date was so ignorant that the bishop would only consent to ordain him on condition that he would promise to study "Butler's Analogy "alter ordination. He made the promise and was ordained. .He Was the guest of the bishop, and so on his depar. tun next morning the bishop shook him by the hand, saying : " Good-bye,Mr. Brown; don't forget the Butler." "1 haven't, my lord," was the unexpected reply; "1 have jetet given him five shillings. '—New York Tribune. "Your Grace." It is told of the late Duke of Rutland that he one day met the little daughter of one of his gamekeepers. "Woll, little one, he asked, "and what do you call yourself?' "For what we are about to receive may the Lord make OS truly thankful ; amen," was the astonishing reply. The child had simply followed home instructions to the effect that if the duke ahould ever address her she should be sure to say" Your grace.' —New York Tribune, Firat crank, at: the ball game—Look there 1 Mickey is going to steal third base. He can do it. They can't put him out. There he goes 1 Second crank—They've put him out. 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