The Exeter Advocate, 1890-5-22, Page 2The Country School.
:Pretty aud pale and tired,
she eite miler stiif-baeltea ehair,
While the blazing summer eau
Shine in on her soft )own hair;
end the little brook without
That she hears threuete the open door
hfocka with its murmur cool
Hard boneb, and dusty goer.
3 t seems an melees rouud—
Oraannum; and A B 0,
elhe
blackboard and the sums,
The stupid geography ;
When, nem teether to woe Jim,
Not oue of Clone carea straw
ten:tether "John" is in any 0 coact,"
Or Halms in Omaha.
for annuee, bare brown, feet
Are aching to wade in the etream,
'either° the trout to his luring bait
obeli leap, with a quick, bright gleam
tine thp teacher's blue eyes stray
To the flowers on the desk hard by,
her thoughts have followed her oyes
With a half unnonsciourt sigh.
Her heart outruns the °look,
And she smells their faint sweee scent
Net when have time and heart
Their measure iu nage bent?
thne will haste or lag,
Like your shadow on the geese,
Inlet lingers far behind,
Or flies whoa you feat would pass.
Alava patience, restless Jim;
The steam and fish will wait;
And patience,tired blue eyes—
Down the winding road by the gate,
tender the willow shade,
Stands someone with fresher ii0WerS
$0 turn to your books again,
.4.nd keep love for the after hours,
ethe Kind of a Yellow the Girls Want.
Mlle right kind of a fellow is modest and mellow,
And generous and brave and benign;
XIsuatue's apparent ancl dear and transparent,
Like yours, gengle reader, and name.
Ea has no verbosity, no tongue tortuosity,
And never is boastful and loud;
Re Is gentle and quiet and plain in his diet,
And never gets mad in a crowd.
He is grand and majestic, yet theek nd do
mean°,
And spends his spare evenings at home .
Eon a tireless searcher for all kinds of value,
Like the perpetrator of this " pome."
lete don't play the fiddle, part his hair In the
Nor dress like an angelic dude;
Wheu be goes to a party eith Meigs or McCarty
He never is noisy and rude.
las lives with frugality and sweet hospitality,
Andwants pie but two times a day ;
He never eats onions, nor treads on your bun-
ions,
or growls when you get in his way.
He is wise and he's witty, preserving and gritty,
Ana has a magnificent head;
He's all light and sweetness, he's thorough com-
pleteness ;
yle s perfection, in short—but he's dead
—Orchard Lake Howitzer,
To Rent.
vacant heart to let; inquire for key'
Ot Master cupid, just across the way;
Terms easy to the tenant who'll agree
To lease the place forever and a day.
P. cozy dwelling in a pleasant street
Onad just adjacent to Old CourufhiP Road;
A bit oid fashioned, but with furnace heat—
Where Love may find a very snug abode.
The agent, cupid, will be glad to show
The teuemeut to any maid or miss ;
He'll make the price ridiculously low
And asks as his commission but a kiss.
Coy maiden, come and in this bargain share;
Tho offer's tempting by your own confession ;
You'll find the place in excellent repair—
just sign the lease and enter in possession.e
ADOPTED BY THE DEAN
that the deanery would not care to follow
your example."
"To tell you the truth, the deanery beetle
the narrowest clique of all," replied Cllattae,
au cl 1 tancy that is why your sister is a
little unjust to the whole of Itilchester ; she
only seea the most poudereue and dull part
of the place. I have laeara Mrs. Mortlake
bOASt that they are only intimate with the
families a the bishop and the archdeaoon,"
Oatmeal could not help emiling.
" Esperance as •sent me laughable
accounts a he stiff clinner.parties, and
this explains it all; they mut indeed be
narrow-nainded."
" You do :tot know Dean Oelltheon per-
sonally 2" asked Claude, half doubtfully.
Gaspard flushed a little,
" No, hitherto he has been no 4rienii
our family, but he has been very good in
helping us now—that is to gay, he has pro.
aided for Eeperence. You atm uuderetand,
however, that dependence is not altogether
pleasing unaer the cirontnstanoes. I am
afraid it ie doirig Esperanoe no good. Did
you think her looking happy 2"
It was an awkward question. Camila
reused for a moment, then said, ‘, Hardly
happy, I think; but I am sure she is
inelined to make the best of thing, ; she
told me that her motto in life waa 'E •perez
toujowrs.' "
"Poor child 1" said Gaspard, with a
sigh.
There was a moment's silence, daring
which Claude watched his companion's face
with a great deal of interest.
His next queetion, however, was almost
as hard th answer.
"And our reletives are they kind-
hearted? Do not shrink from telling me
your real opinion, for I want really so
know,"
'4 The dean is thoroughly good and kind,"
said Claude, reflectively, " absent and
indifferent in many things, and engrossed a
good deal by his fevoritehobby, astronomy:
but I have never seen him otherwise than
kind and courteous."
"And is he fond of Esperance ? "
"I cannot tell, but I think he must be. I
remember, too, I met them oat walking
together one day."
" Gaapard was pleased and relieved, and
inquired after the other members of the
family.
"1 really cannot tell what they are like,"
Raid Claude, hesitatingly. "Mrs. Mort-
lake varies a great deal. Usually she is
one of those would-be graoions ladies, whom
one rather distrusts; she is quite devoted
to her little girl, though. I know little of
the other daughters; the elder is very
learned, and the chief confidante of her
father, the younger very silent and in-
different."
Gaspard sat musing over this account of
the family at the deanery, and Claude,
fearing that a further cateohism might
end more than Esperanoe wished her
brother to know, rose to take leave, not
however before he had given Gaspard his
address at St. John's Wood, and made
him promise to visit him very soon.
The next week brought a letter from
Esperanoe, but it was no comfort to Gas.
pard, for though, still, she woula not give
words to ber complaint, the tone of the
letter was bitter and disoontented. Only
one sentence was there in the whole sheet to
which Gaspard oared to revert; it was the
following :
"1 think of you so often in your loneli-
ness, mon anti, and ant very glad Mr. Mag -
nay has made you a visit. He was vary
kind to me here, or really I think I should
have ceased to believe in any kind of good-
ness. Rilohester is like the stagnant water
in the ruined fountain at Mabilion, when it
got half frozen over in she winter, and the
people are like the unhappy, stifalooking
water.lilies."
Gaspard folded the letter sadly enough,
then, anxious to escape from his own
thoughts, and partly reminded by Esper-
ance's references, he set out to pay his
promised oall on Claude Maguey.
Having found his house—a large and
rather gloomy one, with a northern aspect
—Gaspard was nskered upstairs by tt mis-
ohievous-looking little page to the studio,
where he found Claude hard at work finish-
ing one of his Scotch pictures.
"1 am afraid I have come at a busy
time," said Gaspard. "You must forgive
an idle man for his want ot consideration."
Claude had seemed namely to notice his
entrancte—it was but for a moment, how-
ever. Gaspard had not finished his sen-
tence before he had thrown down his
brushes and mahletiok, and hastened for-
ward.
"1 am so glad you have come 1 No,
indeed, I am not busy, only I aid not hear
you announced. Either that young monkey
of a page was afraid of year foreign name
or else I was dreaming over that Scotch
water -fall."
" That was it, evidently," replied Gas-
pard, smiling. For you would have been
amused to hear your boy's version of my
name—' Dull Daddle on."
Claude laughed heartily.
" That boy really surpasses 1 If you
knew the pranks he is up to 1 I only keep
him because of his face—substitute wings
for buttons, and you have the most angelic,
oree.ture. See 1" and be pointed to a canvas
on one of his easels. I hew° him in pro-
gress now, wings and all, with a background
of clouds. It would be delightful to have
him in next year's Aoademy—No. 131,
Master John Jones 1' I declare I will
do it."
Gaspard laughed. There was something
so novel to him in the whole proceediug
that he quite forget his troubles, and sat
listening amusedly to Claude, who was in
high spirits after a long day's work, and
kept up a continuous flow of talk. There
was a certain charm, too, about the curious
room, which was half studio, half sitting -
room, and very untidy and bachelor -lige.
The furnitare was irregular in the extreme;
high-baoked chairs, an antique mirror, and
a carved oak table, were sbrengely mingled
with modern appliances, while colon of
every deeaription were to be found in an
unwarrantable number of curtains and
rugs, the latter relieving the stained and
polished floor. Claude, in his loose working
taoket and red ensokingesap, furnished
another incongruous element, and Gaspard
could scarcely believe that this iight-hearted
fellow could be the presiding genius of the
place and the °teethe, am it were, of the
wealth of pictures scattered all over the
them.
Be salted leave to look at some of them,
Claude's wistful gravity at once returned,
while, with no pretense of mock humility,
but rather with the fonclneas of a parent,
he eelaibited his worke.
Two or tlareo of laie Rilchoster piotures,
not yet fraraed, were standing on the top of
a low bookatath, and Ga.epard was of
°Entree, ratiola intoreeted in them. One was
of the ihtetior of the oethedral, end Claude
took it in Isis heed to place it in a better
light, while he tried to describe the poeition
of the deanery. But Gaspard did not
heed him. --his ewe wen fixed on the
picture which had good behind, end which
vsaa now fully tee/tailed. It was unfinished,
hat hot so au te take away from the effect.
A hefty foregronnd, jest showing a
tAttotea curthirt and moldering Wall, a
otteetnent window, throttgh whit& the
M000liglat WAS streaming, and a taimpee of
a wide plin v tirainering here aied there
With the faint right/10th 01 light refloated
& BTORY OF TWO 001INTBIE3
CHAPTER XIII.
Esperance was passing through
hard experiences at Rilotiester, Gaspard
was being tried, tlaongh in a different way,
in London. They were each strangely
altered, but while, with Esperanoe, trouble
seemed working so much harm, with Gas-
pard lama very different. He had been
too thorotaghly roused by the events of the
past year ever to fall back again to the
selfishness which had been his chief fault,
and for which his present enforced loneli-
ness seemed to him but a juet retribution.
His patients) was being sorely tried by the
long and apparently fruitless waiting bus;
bat as, week by week, hie longing for work
and adieu increased, and his poverty grew
more and more irksome, an inner strength
and power of endurance grew too, and his
restlessness and self-seeking were gradually
subdued.
He had, however, suffered greatly, and in
outward eppearanoe was as much changed
as Eeperance, for his poverty was not com-
parative, hue eatual hunger and want.
Then, too, the state a France, and the fear-
ful accounts of the Commune and its
suppression made him miserable enough;
white his smxiety for Esperanoe, and the
pain of knowing that she was unhappy and
changed, without the possibility of helping
her, was perhaps the worst trouble of all.
Although work was not to be had, he
would not give up all hope of obtaining it in
frame, and he employed himselain thoroughly
mastering the English language, knowing
that it would be of great use to him.
One afternoon late in October he was
hard at work at a difficult piece of trans-
lation, when the landlady, with quite a
beaming face, announced a visitor. Gas-
pard glanced at the oara, which was, as
he had expeotea, that of Mr. Magnay, for
Eoperance had natintioned his intended visit
131 her last letter.
He hastened to greet nim, with the
heartiness of real pleasure, for, like poor
Eoperanoe, he was greatly in need of some
one to talk to, and though the landlady was
both kind-hearted and conversational, he
was beginning to wesay of her stock of
prosy aneodotee, and cit trying to commun-
icate his thoughts to the sleek, purring
Bismarck.
Even if Claude had been the most unin-
teresting of moth& he would have been
welcomed; end when Gaspard found that
he watt a thorough gentlemen, a good
tether, and, unlike the proverbial English-
man, neither proud, auspicious, nor
reserved, he threw all popsible warmth and
friendliness into his manner, and before
long the two were talking as intimately as
it they hall known each other for years.
They were a strange contrast. Claude,
fair.baired and flash complexioned, the
picture of health, with bright, genird man-
, newt and almost superfinone energy. Gas-
pard, pallid and enaeoiated, his elearlyout
features bespeaking delicacy of bonstitation,
and hie animated oonveraatiod and ready
smile belied by the suffering look whioh his
face wore when irttepoge,
They had talked long about the Franco-
Prussian war, and Gaepard had related hid
experience eie Nettonal Guard baEore
Claude delivered Eepetatute'a message, told
then naturally the convereation waged
twee Rilche ter.
It mint be very dull indeed, eceording
to ray sister's actoeura," mid Gaspard. " I
heat that cethedrel towns have rethet that
reputation in England."
"]t is a small, decoyed town, oerbeinly,"
replied Uvalde ; "bub though perbaps it ie
reatrower, 3 doubt if it is mere dull than
most provinoial placee. Thie ie not the
Era time I &We ets,yed there, and I atiatire
you there is really very good thoiety theta,
if yen cen pleat and ohoose. There art
clignee, of couree, but one cam keoa eat of
thetra or perheps get into thorn all,"
" Yoe on of oonrse," fetid Gaspard
but that is only becalmed yott ate
a privileged being—a celobtity. 1 imaghati
in a watery marsh. Standtng by the
window, her hand on the fastening, se if in
the sot of closing it, tithed lasperanoe, her
face plainly revealed by the cold light of
the moon, and full of hopeless misery,
while dieappointment and WearineSS were
expressed in her listless, drooping figure.
Gespard gazed on as if he could never
take his eyee from her face, nod Claude,
who had not iateeded him to see it at all,
was both vexed aud puzzled. That he had
recognized his deter was undpubted ; he
could hardly fail, then, to 1019W the 1 all
extent of her unhappiuees. It tires oertaiuly
a [Mat unluoky aceident.
It Was a relief when at length Gaspard
alteket though hia repressed voices was not
reasenring.
You painted, at Rilithester, then? "
" No ; oh, no. I merely gob an idea,
from your sister's face, =de a eketoh-of it,
and am now working it up as ' Meriana in
the Illoated Grange. I hope you will not
think I took a great liberty. You ralliit
allow for the license of an artist."
"Do you think I mind that for an
inetanta ettid Gespera, " But that hope-
less wretchedness and dejection 1 Has she
really come to that? I knew she must be
changed bet that is surely exaggerated."
Claude wonld have given a greet deal to
have been able te answer in the affirnaetive,
but it was impossible; nor would he
equivocate. After a momeat's thought, he
answered, "1 saw that expression on her
face, but of course it was not always there;
at times she was quite bright and raarry."
"She need to be the merriest child in
France," sighed Gaspard.
He was still looking sadly at the &aura,
when the door was opened by Claude's
"Child Angel," who announced witliArnly
cockney pronunciation—" Lady Worth.
ingtont
Claude hastened forward to receive his
visitor, and Gaspard, recognizing the name,
and looking up rather ourtously, saw a tall
and peculiarly greatefial woman, middle.
aged, yet still young -looking, her fine,
claasioal features, bright, humorous eyes,
and ready smile fall of attraction, while
her complexion, though a little worn,
retained much of its bloom.
There was eomething vary festinating
about her manner, and Gaspard's opittion
of English women twas raised; he only
stayee for a, moment, however, not sorry
for the opportunity of esoaping to indulge
in his sad refleations about Beperanoe, and
to revolve impossible sehemes for releasing
her.
"1 feel as if I ought to know that young
Frenchman," said Lady Worthington,
when Gaspard had left the room; "yet I
can't remember where I have seen him
beforei.s"
i,ll
narae is Gaspard de Mabillon, and
he is a nephew of the Dean of Rilohester,"
said Claude.
"01 Dean Calinson ? De Mebillon ?
Oh 1 now I remember it all; hie father
naarried poor Amy Collinson. How terribly
one forget names; I must have seen this
young men years and years ago, when he
was a child, but of coarse it is the likeness
to his father Cast I must have reoognized.
Is he in London, too ? "
"No, he is dead—killed in the siege of
Paris," replied Claude. " Little aledemoi-
selle de Paabillon is living at the deanery,
and she told me all about it."
"How shookingl I had no idea of that!"
exclaimed Lady Worthington. "We had
so completely boat eight of them. Be was a
noble-namded man, and was most unjustly
treated by Dean Collinson."
s' "You knew him, then, personelly ? "
asked Claude.
"Yes—slightly, that is. My mother ;as
very fond of Amy Collinson, and about two
years after her merriage we were travaliag
in France and spent a night with thena in
their curious old ruined castlerttwas
quite a girl then, and really had forgetten
the name of the family. Porte thinst it
was a sad story altogether. What induced
them to come to England?"
" I hardly know; but they NOM to be
very poor. I believe the dean has adopted
the little girl.
(To be Continued.)
Death Rate of Ministers.
Comparing the death rate of ministers,
in respect of the causes of death, with the
mortality of other men, the following re-
sults are obtained: Of 86,331 clergymen,
180 died of infectious diseases. The usual
experience of an insurance company would
have made the number 239; that is, the
mortality of the clergymen was only 79
per centof the ordinary death rate. The
death rate of physicians from these dig -
eases was 127 above the usual rate, point-
ing to the greater danger of contagion in
the case of the physician than in that ot
the pastor. Of lung affeotions, exoluding
consumption, 311 clergymen died, instead
of 328, the number expected from mortality
tables. Physicians died of such diseases
115 per cent, above the average rate.Be-
Went the ages of 26 and 45 the mortality
of Roman Catholic clergymen compared
with Protestant ministers of the same age
was as 137 to 109, while between the ages
of 46 and 65 the difference was as 154 to
100, and between the ages of 65 and 85 as
118 to 100. How to explain this striking
difference is no easy task. It is suggested
that it may be connected with the life of
celibacy followed by the priests, also with
the rigid penances of Catholic eoalesittatics,
which, especially in the case of young men,
are apt to derange the digestive organs.—
Medical Journal.
She Didn't Do to See the play.
Jennie—How did you enjoy yourself at
the theatre last night?
Mamie—Oh ! inanaerisely,
J. --What was the play?
M.—I declare I don't know. Let me
Bee. I tlaink I have got a prograinme in
my other dress pocket.
J.—lb does not matter. But I think it
strange that yoa should go to a theatre and
not know what the play was.
M.—Why, blow you, dear, I was with a
theatre party.
Oh These widows.
Widow—When I was here last week, Mr.
Chisel, I told you to put on the headatone,
"My Only Love." {
Marble dealer—Yee, raetam, but one of
my wotkmen has been eiak and I haven't
begun the job yet.
Widow—Well, in view of subsequeht
evente, I gusts you may substitute the
words, "My First Husband." & pleasant
morning, Mr. Chisel.
He wail a Reliever.
Mrs. Ooaene—Do you believe in sagas
Mr. D'A.ultet ?
Ur. D'Auber—Yes, indeed 1 I paint 'one
Theodora Thomas and Mies Fay, of
Chicago; Walter Dararosola and Mies
Margaret Blaine, and Charles H. Russell
and Miss jatio Potter, daughter of Bishop
Potter, are among the couples te marry in
thia "merry month or illay."
—The fire logees in the 'United Staten
and Coma& for April aggregate $8,285e
520, The loans for the first four months
of the attar amount to 03,318,I45, ageinet
446,597,766 in the same period last yew and
448,497,960 in 1888.
DetniENs. MOTHERS.
Nene of Them women to create Love or
Respect.
Yon are a Student of Charles Dickens,
are you not ?"
"Certainly ; I think you ceald tharoely
mention a character of hie with which a
atn nefamiliar."
"Very well, then, if you can peint me
out one mother in the whole of Dickens'
novels, with any claim to education, who
eau be either admired or reepooted, I will
own that I have wronged him. I an ready
to Omit that on the lower orders he is lesa
severe."
Eager to prove that she misjudged my
favorite, I began to search may naemosty.
11.1 the end of ten minutes I was still
eearehing, but I had not spoken. The fact
was I was terribly perturbed in spirit. I
Was most anxious not to be worsted in the
argument, for it eeemed to me that a great
filar had been oast upon Charles Dielains'
character; therefore, to feel that I co e Id
only bring forward, as being worthy of e -
qua David Clopperfielcas childish mot'
was exceedingly mortifying. Geoi s
mother in"beak House" I could f
mention, as although she is undoubteati
fine old dame, she certainly has no eit xis
to gentle breeding; while in eupport of my
friend's grieVanOB there naershaled SU, h
ghastly troupe of knaves and fools eeef so
maeouline a term as knaves is admissible
in these oiratmetances—that I wait utterly
discomfited.
"My memory is at faul ," I muttered to
myself. "1 will go homej and consult my
Dickens."
Pleading a headache, I made my eXOUSee,
but as I was leaving the room my old friend
called after rae
"1! you have a headache don't pursue
the subject to.night. I warn you you are
going to fiesroh for a needle in a bot tie of
hay, only"—somewhat grimily—a"the needle
is not there! "
I looked myself in my study and set to
work. At the end of two hours, wiser and
muole sadder, I paused and gazed blankly
around at a formidable heap of volume°.
had selected the books haphazard and had
made a pencil note on each with this re-
sult :
"Great Expectation." No parents of
any Importance. Slight character sketoh of
Herbert's mother (a deoidedly blamable
fool).
"Old Cariosity Shop." Old Mrs. Garland
(weak). Kit's mother (lower orders). Mrs.
Jinivrin (detestable).
"Hard Times." Mrs. Graagrind (idiotic),
Bouuderby's mother (lower orders).
"Little Dorrit." Mrs.Olennam (ariminal).
Mrs. Merdle and Mrs. Gowan (worldly,
heartless wretohes). Mrs. Meagles (nice, but
very homely).
"Our Mutual Friend." Mrs. Wilfer (out-
rageous).
"Nicholas Niokleby." Mrs. Niokleby and
Mrs. Renwigs (lunatics). Mrs. Squeers (a
horror).
" Domby de Son." Mrs. Skewton (a dis-
grace to her sex). Alice's mother, "Good
Mrs. Brown," (an ogress). Polly Toodles
(lower orders).
"Martin ChuzzIewit." Mothers not in
it, with the exception of oharaoter sketch
—" The Mother of the Graoahi" (a feel).
"Barnaby Budge." Mrs. Vardeu (in-
tensely objeationable). Mrs. Budge (lower
orders).
David Copperfield." David's mother,
(amiable but weak-minded). Mrs. Micaw-
ber, (a caricature). Mra. °reside, (a poor
thing). Mrs. Steerforth, (horrid). Mra.
Heep, (hateful). " The old soldier,"
(711selee
Bk House." Lady Dedlock, (well,
well, the least said —). Mrs. ahllyby,
(another oulpable fool). Dirs. Pardiggle,
(an unsupportable creature). Mrs. Guppy,
(abominable). George's mother (lower
orders).
"Oliver
ers).
Twist," "Tale of Two Cities,"
and " Pickwiek," the mothers are very
much in the background, and taking Mrs.
Barden as a specimen of those who do ap-
pear, perhaps it is just as well they should
be.—Temple Bar.
Eat Nothing with Nish.
I think it is a wise plan that an English
friend of mine tells me Sir Morell Mao-
kenzie adopte in his own family, and has
caused to be followed by many of his
friends and patients—that of never &Rowing
bread on the Wale when he has fish there,
says a writer in the St. Louis Globe.
Under no eironmstanees will he eat, or
permit to be eaten, ilsh or bread at the
same time. He holds that the presence of
bread in the mouth prevents the detection
of the presence of a bone, which is /ridged
in the throat before it is discovered, and
strangulation follows. The wisest way is
certainly to eat rush alone, never with
bread or similar substances, for there is
nattoh danger in fish -bones.
Worthy of Being Rewarded.
"Will you marry me ? "
"Do you smoke 2"
',moo
" Chew ?"
a Drink 2 "
It gut,
"Is there any vise you are not addicted
to "
" Yea—one."
"What is it ? "
"1 never kiss a girl on the note."
"Young man, I'll marry you."
A Plucky Woman.
pars. Evans Gordon, wife of Mj�r Geer -
don, has become famous in Incha a a tiger.
killer of great skill and prowess. As a,
member of the recent Coach Behar hunting
expedition, she shot an angry tigress who
was rushing viciously upon the party, and
was actually within a few yards of her
elephant's trunk. Her shot was well timed
as it was aimed, for the other guns engaged,
including that of the lady sportman's
husband, failed to stop the furious brute.,
This brilliant achievement adds one more
to the many laurels and trophies already
won by this dauntless lady in the htintieg
grounds of Pooch Behar,
IL Lady's Retort.
"She said I was no lady "
The idea I What reply did yon make I"
"1 told her I'd slap her face and ecratah
her eyes out if slut didn't take it back."
A Philadelphia father rthently paid
03,506 for a doll's house for hislittle4yette-
old danghter.
Premier Crispi, of Italy, in it confidential
note to King Humbert en the May day
demonstrations, states sixty foreign agita-
tors were expelled from Italy, 600 Italians
distributing revolutionary pamphlets were
arrested, 8,000 suspecte were punished or
warned 300 soldiers posesesing manifestos
watts punished. No dynamite or arms were
thized, and on the whole Italy was loect
troubled than other countries.
Edward Lloyd, who died a fortnight ago,
was the founder of Iiloyd's News, whida be
mild to be read in nearly every public bottle
and workellem all over England. Denighis
Jerrold edited tlao paper for some time.
Fiancee—Now, George, dear, don't kith
me good-bye on the pletformFatten—No,
darling. I'll kith yott 00 your Mouth4
DOMINION PARLIAMENT.
Mr. Foster, replying to air. ltatterson
(Ewa), sedd the charges of improper con -
duet on the part of Customs Officer Me -
Legate, of Sarnia, hall been brought to the
attention of the Government and were now
under investigation.
Mr. Armstrong moved that all branches
°tithe varioua ohortered banks be eept open
for !easiness on Saturdays until $, o'clock
in tbe afternoon, exoept when a bank holi-
day falls on Saturday, He etated that at
preeeut great inconvenience was caused to
the farmers by the banks °losing at 1
o'cloole on leatureay.
Mr. Foster $aid he doubted whether Par-
liament could make any regulations as to
the closing of banks, The hours were regu-
lated by elle demand, and he thought the
banks lied always shown themeelves willing
to eecommodate themeelves to the wishes
of their =tumors.
The MetiOn woe lost on division.
Mr. White (Cardwell) drew attention to
the fact that the Bill did not require the
banks to preset a return of their business
outside of Canada, and hence the monthly
returnof f3orne of the banks did not give
exeot details of the condition of the banks.
Mr. Blake suggested that the third read-
ing of the Bill be deferred until it WAS
asoertained what were the views of the
banke in regard to this point.
Mr, Foster agreed to this course being
taken,
Mr. Lanakerkin moved that banks
whihtt closed before 3 o'clock should not be
allowed to protest notes on that day.
The amendment was lost on division.
The Bill was reported, and the third
reading fixed aor to -morrow.
Mr. Foster rnoved the third reading of
the Tariff Bill.
Sir Richard Cartwright seid he would
protest for the last time against the imposi-
tion of these deities. The Pittance Bikaner
had informed them that there was a stir.
plus of 02,5O0,000 on het year's transit°.
mons, that he calculated on a surplus of
0,500,000 on the preseet year's trawls°.
toms, and expected a surplus of 02,500,000
for the next year, yet under these oiroum-
deuces, the hon. gentleman, contrary to
the pracitice of civilized nations, instead of
using that surplus tor the parpoth of
ameliorating the burdens of the people,
added to the taxes already inflicted on
them. If there was a principle whioh
ought to be well established and whittle
should ooramend itself to everybody, it was
that in a young country which desired
emigration, and had large areas to settle
up, they should avoid imposing taxes on
articles of primary necessity to the whole
people, and that they should adjust taxa-
tion so that it should be as far as possible .
equitably distributed over the whole mutt -
try and not press unequally on the various
classes, encl least of all on the poorest
classes; that they should avoid increasing
taxes on raw material imported for our
• industries, and that no tax should be
ini-
posed in favor of one Provintie
against another. Under the exist-
ing oircumotanoes they ought to be
careful not to impose taxation of
such it nature as to involve retalia-
tion on the pert of their neighbors. With
an existing surplus and an anticipated Bur -
plus of over two millions it was propoled
to add one million dollars to bhe bardeno
of the people. The taxes on flour and
meat must and would of neoessity add to
the wet of articles of food largely consumed
among the very poor class of tlae popula-
tion, would injure trade,and would increase
the coat of the production of lumber. If
the Government wished to benefit the
farmers, they onght not to increase the
duties on pork, but admit free of duty corn
and the raw meterial out of which pork
was made. The Governnaent/attempted
to justify their mune by pointing to the
example of the 'United States. The market
in the latter country, however, was larger,
and the population was greater, the olimate
wile varied, and they could to a very great
degree produce everything that a nation
could require. He moved that the bill. be
not now reed a third ti'
me but that it be
resolved that in view of the official state-
ment of the Finance Minister showing a
surplus revenue for the past year and a
probable surplus for the ,present and suc-
ceeding years, the inoreased taxation pro.
posed to be inflicted upon the people by
this bill is unjustifiable and unnecessary."
Mr. Foster said the oha,ngea in the tariff
were not made with any ides of enlarging
the amount of revenue, but to correct
anomalies that exist and to provide for
industries that were not sufficiently pro-
tected, having special referenth to the
farmer. Instead of deriving a revenue,
there were several items, such as glass,
molasses, eto., upon which a considerable
amount would be lost. One result Of the
tariff would be to reduce the iraportition
of meats from foreign countries by the
increased production of the same classes
of meats in our own country. There would
have to be months of Emmal experience
before they would know the result of the
changes in the tariff. He said with all the
emphasis he could commend that they
had waited bons enough, and the senti-
ments shown in the 'United States did
not justify their waiting any longer
What they had to do was to sit down as
citizens of a free country and make their
own matters square with their own
interests.
Mr. Charlton said now the farmer was
beginning to feel the evil effeote of the so-
oalled National Policy, the Finance Minis-
ter brought down a subterfuge in order to
make' him believe he was about to receive a
little proteotion for the robbery to which
he had been snbjeoted in the past. It
would not deceive the Canadian farmer any
times than the McKinley bill would deceive
the farmer in the United States.
MrtilleMullen observed that the Govern.
;noel/ had promised that the National
Potidy would obtain a home market for the
fermiers. Not one of their promises had
been fulfilled, however. The farmers now
had their eyeS Open* and the Government
would not be able to shut them again.
The House divided on the amendment,
which was lost on a vote of 62 yeas and 98
nays.
Mr. Desjardins moved the adoption of
the report of the Debates Cotnnaittee, in.
creasing the salaries of amanuenses from
62 to 03 per day.
Mr. Carrell movea that the report be
referred back for the purpoee of increasing
the eateries of the Iran gleans.
Dlr. Langelier said that the French
translation of the debate e was very had. In
one speech the trenslatore taaao Mr,
Laurier deolere that the French language
ehould be abolished aad the French race
viterd. °VayoflotrheX1(;x7duntge. trenelation octet
59,000. The proper way to deal with this
question was to vvipo out the eapenditure
of the $75,000 and CORSO publication Of the
debates altogether. It wonla shorten the
eoesion. Ai. any Vette the reporting of the
Home in Conamittee should be dispensed
Chapleati MOVed thAt t110 Ballet Box
Corilmittee have power to sea for
pothona and papers. 'Eh° objectt of the
matfett was to citable the committee tO pay
Dentate who ball been in attendence.
persona who came to Ottawa to exbibit
their partionlar fatia should be paid for
doing tio.
Sir John Macdonald—Hear, hear.
Mr. McMullen supported the motion
Sir John Macdoueld, in reply to Mr.
Bryon, said the Government have come
to the conclusion that, in the event of the
United f3tates Congress redacting the im-
port duty on sawn lanai/Br to 31 per theme -
and feet, the Governmeat will rednee the
export duty on pine and spructe loge. We
will take the opportunity of conveying thia
information to the proper authority at
Washington.
Mr. McNeill enquired whether the Gov-
ernment would bring down a report in
reference to tne Baltic outrage?
Mr. Colby replied that there would be
no objeotion to the report being brought
down.
Mr. Chapleau moved concurrence itt the
amendments made by the Senate to the
flat emending the Electoral Franchise Acta
He explained that one of the principal
amendments was that in °en the voters in
a division exceeded 250, the returning
officer could make inda-divieions BO aa not
to invalidate the eleotion.
Tho House went into committee on the
resolutions authorizing land grants to tbe
O.P.R. and otiaer railway companies in the
Northweet.
Mr. Devedney moved that the C.P.R. he
granted 6,400 sores per mile for a branch
railway to be construoted from Cambers
for a distance of sixty miles to the Brandon
branch.
Sir Richard Cartwright said the Govern-
ment were practically giving away control.
of the Mae of the Northwest by these
various railway grants. According to e,
statenaent made by the Minister of the In-
terior last year, there was a tract of 400,-
000 square railed extending from the Red
River on the one side to near the Rooky
Mountains on the Other, bat if this poliay
of giving large grants to railways were per-
aisted in there would soon be very little
of this left.
Mr. Dewdney stated that the fertile belt
embraced 135,000,000 SOM. Of these 52,-
141,926 had been appropriated, leaving.
surplus of 82,858,074 acres.
Mr. O'Brien said they were so soma -
tamed to these large figures that they
hardly realized what they were doing. He
pointed out that when the Territories be-
came settled they would probably be
divided into Provinees, and then they would
have to face the difaoulties that they had
encountered in the other Provinces in re-
gard to large trade, of land over whioh the
Dominian end Provincial Governments
had no control, The diffiatilty that watt
experienced. in Ontario with regard to the
Canada Company was a type of what they
would be likely to incur in the new Pro -
tenant, if they gave away millions of acres
to these corporations.
Mr. Blake thought there should be a
stipulation made in regard to these grants
providing that lands should be thrown open
for sale under a maximum to be fixed. The
system of land grants pursued tended, he
thought, rather to isolate than draw settlers
nearer together.
Mr. Davin observed that if some arrange-
ment mild be made under which railway
lands would be open to settlement under
reasonable conditions, it would be a benefit
to the Northwest.
Mr. Watson eedd railway lands should
be opsn to settlers. The Canadian Peoificr
Railway apparently were of the opinion
that 11 was better to hold the land for
speoulative purposee rather than throw it
open to intending settlers. The Canadian
Pacific Railway held their lands at from
34 to 310 per acre, which was mach too.
high.
Mr. Rugs expressed himself opposed ts
any maximum price for railway lands.
Sir tab:thud Cartwright said the Cana-
dian Ftwifio Reilway's policy in Sonthern
Manitoba had driven out settlers. Praoti-
oally the Government was abandoning con-
trol of 100,000,000 of acres.
Mr. Blake said the realway lande to be
open for sale should be ordinary agricul-
Weal lends, and not lands of vadat value
stuth as coal lands, timber lands, and town
sites.
Mr. Mills observed that the realwaya
should be extended from time to time, ta
meet the wants of the community as set-
tlement extented. The settlement in the
Northwest wits not what it ought to be,
and one of the reasons was the prices at
which the land was held. The public,
interest would not bo serve l by any re -
tisane on the good faith of the railways, as
was evidenced during the boom In the
Northwest.
The motion was adopted.
Mr. Dewdney moved the same land
grant for tho two branch lineof the Cana-
dian Pacific: Railway for a distance of 125
miles.
The motion was adopted.
Tree Art.
They were speaking of Mrs. Tintello
(whose complexion is open to suapioion.)
Brown—Don't you think that Mrs. Tiniello
is a little too free in her manners?
Fogg—Why shouldn't she be? Works- of
art, you know, are to be placed on the free
list.
Maybe late Was Dissatisfied.
" Did the murderer make any cordage
don ?" asked the city editor of the execu-
tion reporter.
"Nob a word."
" Was he resigned to his fate ?"
"He appeared to be at firat, but towards
the last he did oonsiderable kioking."
A Caution.
Young Wife—I'in on my way to the intel-
ligence office to bire a cook.
Young Widow -1 have always done my
own cooking.
Y. Wife—Well, I wouldn't let it get oute
if I were you, if you have any intention of
.
marrying again.
Ladles of the Helms°.
Wife—Well, the servant gave me notice
to -day, John.
Husband—So she's going to quit, eh ?
Wife --Well, ehe don't put it exactly that
way. I'm very much afraid, John, that
she wants us to quit.
Love's Stratagem).
Ella—However did you get your pats
consent? ,
Bella—I induced hint to eta the dog on
George last eight? This morning George
celled on him and threatenect to bring suit
for datttages unlese he allowed us to marry.
Post brortem,
Bronson --Who diall deolde when the
doctors disagree
Johnson—The coroner generally hag to
do it.
The Cletiogne Gazetteat report of the occu-
pation of Kilwa by the Germain eaye Maier
Wiser:dent made an attaok from the eotith,
and two blanks were killed before the Ger-
Mani! entered the place. Oa tile March
Itilwa the expedition had a ilumbet of on.
gageraents With tile A.ritba, Oita repeatedly
defeated them, Wiesnliemi is prepating to
Mr, Blake sedel 11 was outragOona that purene the Aralui who flea front Rilwa.