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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 2005-12-01, Page 5THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, DECEMBER 1, 2005. PAGE 5. Other Views Life can be a ditch... He’s an almost painfully average bloke, is Hugh Sawyer. A 32-year-old Anglo Saxon bachelor who works as a clerk in a large auction house in London, England. He starts his mornings, Monday through Friday, the way tens of thousands of other office drones do. He gets up, performs his ablutions, grabs a quick bowl of cold cereal, slips into a business suit and embarks on his dreary train commute to work. Well, there is one small difference between Hugh Sawyer’s daily routine and the rest of us. When you and I rise in the morning, it’s usually from a bed in a bedroom. When Hugh Sawyer gets up he rolls out of a ditch in rural Oxfordshire. Really. Not even a tent. He has a swatch of tarpaulin he strings from the trees if it looks like rain. Otherwise it’s just Hugh and the owls and other things that go bump in the night. He has a sleeping bag and -a camp stove, some rudimentary supplies stashed in a couple of garbage bags — and that’s about it. Mind you, this is not a lifetime commitment from Hugh. He only plans to do it for one year. Why? “I want to make people think about how much they consume that is not necessary,” says Sawyer. “I am trying to prove that it’s possible to do everything you normally do, maintaining a full existence, while cutting back.” I too have slept rough in my life, but seldom by choice and not for long. I’ve slept on the beach in Barcelona and in fields and woodlands through Scotland, England and France - but I had good excuses. I was young and stupid. And broke. Later, when I became a working stiff like Spin doctors need help Premier Dalton McGuinty has called on almost everyone but Debbie Travis to help spruce up his government’s image, but it needs more than a paint job. The Liberals are concerned because they have not done well in polls and in the most recent were only slightly ahead of the Progressive Conservatives under their relatively new leader, John Tory. McGuinty personally was barely a whisker in front of Tory. McGuinty has appointed an executive director of communications, Jim Warren, who knows a public relations nightmare when he sees one, having performed the same role for the erratic former Toronto mayor, Mel Lastman. Lastman’s gaffes included shaking hands with a Hell’s Angel in full regalia outside a hotel where the criminal gang was holding a convention, deliberately trying to look as respectable as the Kiwanis, and assuring him the city welcomes tourists. Lastman became a laughing stock when he called in the armed forces after Toronto had two feet of snow and offended visible minorities by joking that his wife wanted to travel with him on an official trip to Africa, but he was worried the natives would boil her in a pot. McGuinty also has hired Leon Korbee, who was a steady TV reporter covering the legislature for many years and has seen virtually all that can happen there, as his senior adviser on communications. The premier has recruited Ben Chin, another former TV reporter who covered Queen’s Park often, as media adviser, which suggests he hopes to regain ground more through TV than newspapers, which tend to be more critical. The premier has a former newspaper Arthur Black Hugh Sawyer, I went out of my way to make sure I had a roof over my head each night. But I remember running into a guy who thought differently. He was a producer at the radio station I worked for in Thunder Bay, Ontario. His idea of a good time was to grab a sleeping bag and go out and sleep in the backyard, sans benefit of tent. Just lying on the grass, looking up at the stars. I remember thinking how odd it was that he was the only person I knew who would do that voluntarily. I remember also marveling at how soft I’d become in a very short time. Most of us have become pretty soft. Just a couple of short centuries ago, sleeping in a warm bed in a heated house would have been an uncommon luxury for the average Canuck. And who among us can imagine surviving a prairie blizzard or a 40 below cold snap with nothing but animal skins and a feeble camp fire for warmth? Indians did it for thousands of years. Times change. We all live in tents now. Big, expensive tents - and getting bigger. The average new North American home is a bloated 2,230 square feet. That’s 55 per cent bigger than the homes we lived in back in 1970. Does an average family really need all that space? More important - can the average family afford it? reporter, Matt Maychak, who has the imposing title of director of the premier’s communications unit, and worked for him in opposition. He is believed to have written such quips for McGuinty as Pizza Pizza has a better system for delivering pizza than Conservative premier Mike Harris for delivering medicare, and Harris’s idea of long-term planning is booking a tee-off time. But this talent is not much needed these days, because McGuinty in government has not had a lot to laugh about. McGuinty also has a press secretary and associate press secretary, who do the hard, daily graft of handling calls to and from the media. He has more media advisers than previous premiers, but their party has made their job difficult. The Liberals’ biggest problem, which overshadows everything, is they promised not to increase taxes or run a deficit to pay for new programs, but did both after the outgoing Conservative government’s claim it balanced the books turned out to be false, which they should have suspected anyway. The explanation becomes so tangled and convoluted most voters simply see the Liberals as promise-breakers and it is possible no public relations skills will persuade them otherwise before the next election. 1 live in a one-storey, well-insulated home with a wood stove and a fireplace for supplemental heating and 1 still smack my forehead every time I open my monthly heating bill. The poor doofuses living in three-storey suburban McMansions with four bedrooms and a heated indoor garage - how do they manage to pony up the dough to keep the place warm? Japan has come up with a housing solution, but you’re probably not going to like it much. Yamaha Corporation recently introduced MyRoom to the housing market. MyRoom is a shed, really. A customizable, sound-proof box that the owner can retire to when the need for a little solitude descends. The original concept was to provide a ‘privacy chamber’ within Japan’s notoriously crowded living quarters, but people are actually moving into their MyRooms. The units retail for approximately $7,000 a pop and they’re selling like hotcakes. It’s not much better in Hugh Sawyer’s neck of the woods. There’s an ‘apartment’ in London’s Notting Hill area that recently came on the market. It consists of a kitchenette, a shower stall and a closet - with a loft bed overtop. Total square footage: 54. That’s right: fifty-four square feet. And it’s just been snapped up by a tenant eager to fork over $1,300 a month to call it home. There’s an old saying that a house is not a home, but thanks to urban overcrowding, rising prices and shrinking prospects sometimes a home is not even a house. And when the options come down to 54 square feet in noisy Notting Hill, a Japanese privacy cube or Hugh Stewart’s solution, I’d have to say that ditch in Oxfordshire is looking pretty good. The Liberals could divert attention to their biggest strength, which is they have done more than any previous government to protect residents from a wide range of dangers, but are backing off, afraid they will be accused of creating a nanny state, which has to be the politicians’ choice. McGuinty does not seem to be seized by, or see the urgency of, some large issues such as job losses and shooting deaths of young blacks. He tackles them in bits and pieces and shows no passion or outrage or grand design that stamps him as eager and determined to solve them and in control. He and his ministers are prone to careless talk that costs votes. McGuinty called the loss of 3,600 jobs in auto manufacturing “a little bit of contraction”, because employment is increasing elsewhere, and sounded unsympathetic. No public relations effort will change that. When ministers get snarly, like Finance Minister Dwight Duncan calling critics Neanderthals and Health Minister George Smitherman labeling optometrists terrorists, no PR will erase the feeling the Liberals are arrogant. The Liberals have used taxpayers’ money to assemble an unprecedented team of spin doctors, but it needs more co-operation from the politicians. Final Thought The manner in which one endures what must be endured is more important than the thing that must be endured. - Dean Acheson Bonnie Gropp The short of it Ho Ho Ho! There it is, that look. Vivid wide eyes in which one can see both naivety and a secret wisdom, an understanding of the magic. That look can heat the coldest heart and brighten the darkest day. I’ve seen it a hundred times in many different places and it brings a surge of warmth to each and every one of them. There is perhaps no greater look of wonder than in the eyes of a child when they spy Santa Claus. It’s not surprising, of course. This is the man who promises to fulfill every dream, in turn only asking that you do your best to behave. He is capable of feats of such impossibility the magic is wondrous. Here, after all, is a man who sees all, who knows the naughty and the nice. His generosity is boundless and he dedicates his time solely to the purpose of bringing happiness to deserving children. His home is a place of reindeer, including one with a red nose, and elves tinkering away in a workshop of candy canes and toys. As well, he has a team of volunteers who gladly substitute for him with abundant Ho, Ho, Hos, at malls, parades and family gatherings everywhere. Then on Christmas Eve he and his reindeer, with a sleigh full of toys, travel over the rooftops of the world to drop off parcels and packages, enjoy some cookies and milk, then depart sight unseen. There has to be magic involved or the story quite simply can’t be real. Children don’t question the magic for some time, but every self-respecting adult, of course knows what’s true. Yet ... have you ever watched a group of those same self-respecting adults when Santa’s around? There are smiles and giggles, grown people taking a turn to sit on St. Nick’s Jap. And I’m not talking about folks who got tipsy at the office party, but mom and dads, or WI members or septuagenarians all quite simply as delighted as any tot by the presence of this somewhat tubby, rosy-cheeked fellow in the attention-getting red suit. You could see it Saturday night at the Santa Claus parade in Brussels. As the sleigh approached the smiles were not simply on the faces of children but lighting the mugs of the weary, the hassled and harried. While children shared their lists grownups too teased and chatted with the merry elf. Probably some of the reaction can be attributed to enjoying the pleasure of the children, but I think it’s more than that. The true meaning of Christmas is not about Santa and gifts. That should never be lost. But Santa brings something else to us, because when he walks into a room every worn out parent, every world weary adult, remembers the magic. Jolly old St. Nicholas is an ideal of everything that is right, of goodness and generosity. But he’s also a symbol of innocence, a grown man cavorting in a cheery red suit, who gets into the hearts and minds of children, who lives in a fantastical wonderland of snow, elves and reindeer. Once in awhile, it’s nice for grownups to revisit the child inside. Santa lets that happen. With Santa we can be silly. We can forget that tomorrow is another day of grown-up responsibility. We can think of this wonderful time of the year, the beauty of love, the spirit of generosity and simply smile.