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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1890-4-3, Page 7f;? DOMINION PARLIAMENT. ()news, March -- ►The Speaker took the chair et 8 o'clock. The following Bille were introdnoed and tread a first time;; Bespeoting the. Ontario Paoiao Railway •Company -Mr, Bergin. Torevent the dioolosnreof official (loco- snouts—Sir odo mouts Sir Adolphe Caron. Mr, Charlton asked what 'the Govern- ment proposed to lay on the table the promised papers dealing with, the reference •ot the Jesuit Estates Aot to the law officers of the Crown. Sir John alaodoneld-I have brought them down today. Mr. Haggart, to Mr. Landerkin, i gg, replying said it was not the ntention of the Govern- •went to guarantee the safe delivery of regieteredlettere. Mr. McMillan (Huron), in moving that it is expedient to remove the duty on arta ficial fertilizers and place them on the free list, said that this was proposed for the relief of farmers. In the past Canada had not required to nee artificial fertilizers. .Gast year the quantity of artificial ferti- lizers manufactured in Canada was only. 500 tons, notwithstanding the protection. Farmerswere suffering more than any other oleos of the ,community, and wore getting no assistance fromthe Government. At present the use of artificial fertilizers was experimental. Every farmer must experiment on his own farm, and should be given every opportunity to do so. It was said that this was assailing the National Policy. He denied this, but if this request for relief was an attack on tbe National Policy, the sooner the agricultural com- munity knew it the better. If the Gov• ernment would not give relief, then it was impossible to come to any other conclu- sion than that they were determined to ignore all the claims of the agricultural community. Mr. Hasson said that there were only 11258, worth of fertilizers imported into the Provinces of Ontario and Quebec last year. He thought that the Government should do its utmost to develop the phos- phate mines of this country, and this, he claimed, Would be done by maintaining the duty. Mr. Bain (Wentworth) said the last speaker's argument went to show that the duty was prohibitive in Ontario and Que- bec, became he found in looking at the gross import of fertilizers that nearly $13,000 worth was imported, showing that whereas the great Province of Ontario had not imported very largely the burden of this 20 per oent. duty had fallen upon the Maritime Provinces. He argued that Cana- dian resources could not be developed with a prohibitive duty on fertilizers. The duty should be abolished, so as to give Canadian agriculturists an opportunity of seeing what these fertilizers were worth. The Government should drop their policy of protecting a few treasured monopolies and do something to advanced the interests of the consumers. Mr. MoMillen (Huron) said the farmers of this country bed been raising grain at a lose. On spring wheat alone for the last fear or five years the loos had been $400,000. Mr. Ferguson (Welland) said that in no State in the Union were fertilizers allowed to be sold until a proper analysis had been given by the State in which they were manufactured. The object of the duty was to prevent the importation into this coun- try of rubbish which was of no use to the farmer. To hie own knowledge fertilizers were manufactured in the pity of Buffalo and Bold to the farmers of this oonntry for $36 per ton which were not worth e5 a ton. Mr. Armstrong said the Government of the United States, as well as of Canada, made the tremendous mistake, in insisting upon an analysis of fertilizers before sale, of imagining that the farmers of both Doan. tries were fools. The farmers of the United States and Canada had sense enough to find out for themselves tbe quality of fen tilizers and whether they would be fit for the Boil or not. The resolution was declared lost on division. Sir Hector Langevin moved that leave be granted for the withdrawal of the Hamilton . Junction Railway Bill — Carried. Sir Richard Cartwright asked when the Banking Bill would be introdnoed. The Government had promised to bring it down to -day, and he would like to know if they would fulfil that promise. Sir John Macdonald said tbe Finance Minister would have introdnoed the Bill, bat it was found to be a matter of doubt as to whether notice should be given in the shape of a general resolution. It was found that a notioe was given on the intro - amnion of former legislation. The notice would be given to -morrow. Mr. Casey criticised the management of the Geological Department. It had been reported to him that information had been disclosed by an agent named Coate, ae to natural gas in Essex, to the present Poetmaster•General, and that a company had been formed with Coate as manager and Mr. Haggart as chief owner. Mr. Wilson repeated the oharge, and °eked the Postmaster -General for his anewer. Mr. Haggart replied that he was con- nected with the company, but that he did not become a member at the instance of Coate. He did not know Coste had been in that district. In fact, he joined at the in- stance of Mr. Patterson (Essex). It was, however, none of Mr. Wilson's business. Mr. Landerkin replied that the Minister should not answer a member in that way. Mr. Barron etated, on the item for Indian annuities, that, as an instance of the way Indians were treated, it was shown last year that 71 miles of their timber lands had been sold for $317, and that Mr. Robil• lard bad a half interest in the transaction and at that time Mr. Robillard declared he bad not made a oent from the transaction. He was prepared to Prove that the limit was sold for $350,000, and that at one time Mr. Robillard refused $10,000 for his halt share. Mr. Dewdney stated that many of the Indians in the Northwest were becoming -self-sustaining. Eleven reserves showed an increase of population. Rations wore served out, and varied from 8 ounces to 23 ounces per day. Mr. Curran introduced a bill to enable the Grand Trunk Railway Company to aid the St. Clair Tunnel Company and for .other purposes. a gree time. The Bill was read Sir Hector Langevin, replying to Mr. 'Gnay, said the contract fen placing buoys in the River St. Lawrence, between Quebec and Montreal, had been awarded to Mc• `Naughton & Co., Montreal. Sir John Macdonald, on resuming the debate on the second reading of Mr. Tay. 4lor's bill to prohibit alien labor, asked that thesecond rending be taken pro forma, and • t to special 00 mmit ee toa s i ill referred the bi? report. This coarse would satiety the working olasees of Canada that their griev emcee were not being ignored. Sir John Thompson said that this refer- ence in no way affirmed the principle of the Bill. Mr. Taylor moved that the 13ill be referred to a special committee composed of l teesre. Colby, Mitchell, Girouard, Lepine, Weldon (Albert), MoKey, Blalock, Mille (Bothwell), Ferguson (Welland), Wilson (Elgin), Daly, Davin, Gilmour, Mills (A nnepolie), Waleb, Earle, MoDougall (Piotou), and Taylor. The bon. gentleman etated that he bad received a letter euggesting that if hie Bill in its entirety could not be adopted, mnoh good would be effeoted by passing a short measure compelling the Americans who found work in Canada to be domiciled in this country. This he thought worthy of consideration. Mr. Mille said he must decline to act upon the committee, ae he was not in favor of that method of dealing with the Bill. Mr. Mitchell declined to sot for similar reasons on the committee. Sir John Maodoneld enggested the names of Meyers, Brien and Lister in plane of the gentlemen who desired not to sot. This was agreed to. The motion for reference to the coin. mittee was oarried on division. Mr. Mitchell called attention to the statement that Mr. Hitt's oommittee had unanimously agreed to recommend that the President of the United States be authorized to appoint three oommiesioners to consult with Canadian commissioners with a view to an inquiry into tbe rale• tions between Canada and the United States. Mr. Foster—We have no official inform. ation of that kind. Mr. Mitchell—I regret to hear it very much. On a vote of $4,800 to provide for the appointment of eight additional third °lees excisemen, M. Costigan explained that he had made inquiries as to what ohangea were necessary in order to maintain the effici- ency of the organization, and he was in- formed that eight additional officers were necessary. Mr. Lovett inquired for what purpose $200, credited to Hon. John Costigan, was paid. Mr. Costigen hoped the hon. gentleman did not think he appropriated the money to his own use. It was paid out through him to the preventive service, and he could not give any particulars, as the work wag of a secret oharecter. On the vote for stamps for tobacco, Sir Richard Cartwright said there were a great many complaints as to the oppres- sive manner in which retailers were dealt with in this matter. A great many of the regulations, it he understood correctly, were needless. The packages had to be opened in a partioular way, and in a great variety of ways traps were laid for the retailer. Some retailers considered they had been very harshly dealt with by the revenue officers. Mr. Costigan said it was true there had been complaints, but there was some inoon• venienoe in enforcing the law. A bill was to be introduced, however, in which this matter was to be dealt with, and when the Aot name in it could be dieonesed. It was hoped that the new Ant would make mat• tars work more smoothly. The following Bills were time and passed : Sir Richard Cartwright inquired the reason of the decrease of $12,176 in the sum required for the payment of the North- west Mounted Police. Sir John Macdonald replied that daring 1890 nearly 400 men would be entitled to their discharge. Mr. Patterson inquired whether there was any necessity for keeping the force at its present strength now that the district was getting more settled. He would like to know whether there was any intention of rednoing the force in the direction, for instance, of not recruiting when the men's time was, expired. Sir John Macdonald observed thatit would be a great mistake to reduce the force. The force as originally organized had simply to look after the Indians. Now there was a large influx across the border of people of all kind of babita, and smug- gling was continually on the increase. In fact, the force was harder worked than be- fore in order to afford protection against the people who crossed the border and oommit- ted all kinds of outrages. Fortunately they had the most friendly relations with the American force to the south of the border, otherwise the situation there would have been'fnost intolerable. He did not think there was any chance of the force being reduced, because that would result in great injury to the country. Mr. Patterson quoted from the report of the Commissioner of Police an expreeaion of opinion that the use of 4 per cent. beer had resulted in a decrease of drunkenness, and suggesting that if brewing were allowed in the Territories under proper restrictions it would have a beneficial effeot, as well as allay considerable discontent that existed. Sir John Maodonald said he did not wish to bring up a discussion on teetotalism, but the subject mentioned in the report was to be left to the Local Legieletnre, and die- onseion would come up on the Northwest bill. He believed that the 4 per cent. beer had actually rooted ont the horrible stuff that used to be smuggled across the line, and he believed it was sufficiently stimulating to be a substitute, except for the very hard drinkers. The remainder of the evening was taken up with the disonesion of the eetimates for fisheries. read a third THE WOLF OF WANT, A Correct Sociology Necessary to the Success of Christianity. T3'OPEFUL SIGNS. Growing Interest lu Boo trine of Iiighteoue Should Condemn Wrong Problems. When existence itself cannot be supported without an unceasing and absorbing struggle, then there is no room in the heart for any desire but the wretched animal instinct of self-preser- vation, which merges in an intense, pitiable, but soarcely blamable selfishness. What ten- derness, what gratitude, what human virtue can be expected of the man who is holding a wolf by the ears ? * * * o- Your deo_ lamatione will rouse in them no Enthusiasm of Humanity, but, it may bo, an eestacv of fright or fanaticism. Instruction in morality or theology will not make them moral or religious, but only a little more knowing and self-satisfied: It may indeed arouse in them the sense they want, but it will never have the healthy keenness and oalmneis it might have had if it had beau roused in the manner appointed by nature. Therefore all Christians who take an adequate view of Chris- tian obligations will consider that the removal of all such social abuses as destroy natural afYeetion, and by doing so sill Christian humanity in its germ, is among the first of those obllga- tions.—Eoco Homo. The student of eociglogy cannot but re• joie° at the evidences thea within that groat and powerful organization the Chrietian Church, the ferment of sociological pro - great, has begun to exercise its influence on the mass. Too long have the accredited teachers of the Gospel of the Great Sociol- ogist contented thsmaelvea with fine -spun theories as to our condition in the Beyond, where, the divide of death passed, the in- equalities of this world were to be equal- ized; where, if the conditions of present affluence and degradation were not actually to be reversed, compensation would at least be perfect ; leaving the problems of men's welfare hero and now, the struggle with the wolf which we know, to the work -a -day soientiet who was happy in his labor of love did he esoape eoolesiaetioal censure and a certain social ostracism 'because of his refusal to concede that God's work in the world was a failure, the heart of man innately depraved and bis body vile, and that because we see Borrow and suffering on every hand it is ordained of God and is ir- remediable. It is one of the disad- vantages of ponderous and complex organi- zations that they must, in the nature of things, be tenaciously conservative and suspicious of innovations ; hence we find, even within repent yeare, men who have wished to lift the organization of which they were unite to °higher plane of thought and action have found their opinions and aims subjected, not to the teat of fact and reason, bat to comparison with some hoary theological Blackstone of a lees critical and less humanitarian age, usually with the result that the would-be reformer had the choice of going through life a doctrinal lie incarnated or making the acquaintance of the eoolesiestioal boot•toe, together with the ostracism consequent upon each an exit. That the Church has the right to pursue euoh a course without regard to the nature of the views considered to be an innovation, I freely grant ; but of the wisdom of so doing I may be permitted to have an opinion. Coinciding folly with the views expressed in the extract at the introduction of theee remarks the spectacle of a minister speaking out plainly from the pulpit in condemnation of social wronge—whether or not I agree with his views as to the rem'ed'y to be applied—is cause for congratulation. Had this spirit and this desire to join with science in making the most of this world characterized the church for the past seven centuries --a good part of whioh time was spent in cutting each other's throats and roasting eaoh other for the love of God— what a different world this would be today " but would you have a minneter dabble in sociology and even mix in politica 7" says the alarmed crustacean. Yes. The day has gone by for blaming on God the evils whioh we lend our own inflaenoe to perpetuate and intensify. The pews are no longer to be influenced by forms and cere- monies—by phrasee and cant expressions long ago demagnetized. They know that the preaching of the day has not the effect that it ought to have were it a harmonious whole. Tell the honest laborer, who seeks in vain for work, that he will have his com- pensation in the next world, and as he listens to the cry of his little ones for bread and looks out at the glittering equipage of the rioh man who lives without labor by reason of laws whioh divert others' earnings into his coffers, he will tell yon that he wishes it were possible to disoonnt that future that his dear ones might have comfort in the present. Tell him that the wicked shall not prosper, and you will be met with the reply that the facts are too often against you to concede your rule, and that from before the altar he has too often Been " prosperoae wiokedness oarried to an honored grave in the fullness of years and satiety of enjoyment." •He will tell you, too, that it is not so hard to preach a comfortable gospel when yon are well ted and clad and have no alarm as to the future as it would be were your heart pained by the suffering of your family and your future bat the prospect of a continua! struggle with the wolf of want. If you would reach men's hearts and elevate their lives yon must improve their social oonditiona. Charity 7 No I We have had enough of pauperization both in religion and sociology. We do not want to degrade, bat to elevate men -to make them More manly. We want not alms, but justice. Why are the watchmen on the walls of Zion dumb? " But," some one may say, " is it pos. Bible that this in an insinuation that the pulpit has not ever and always stood up for justice?" The pulpit has shared the errors and faults of humanity. But it ad• winces- Occasionally there oomee a period when it finds that the pews and the pablio have advanced so far that they are at long earshot, and then it takes a step ahead; some have the temerity to keep ahead, and that vanguard—all honor to it !—is now directing its attention on the great sociolo- gical problems of the day. Think you had ustice—the defence of Righteousness, right doing-oeoupied its proper place in the church in peat ages the social condi- tions would have been each as they are to- day' ? Would we have had the few in absolute poesesaion of the earth r while the rest of the brotherhood of man only stay on it by their tolerance and for.a consideration 7 Would the liquor traffic have been a problem today ?. And later on, do yon think were • Righteousness placed on the eoripture pedestal, there would be a single pulpit silent on the sin of the national adoption of a law the avowed object of t take trona the laboring. high is o e r bora men. w g Y+ their will,a portion of their • against earn• In a fashionable dry geode sacra . Fired lady,'—`What poesesaed yon to buy ingo to give it to the favored few ? there'? You've got heaps of • stookings at The Brotherhood of Man 1 I1 is a beau - home. Second lady -1 know, I have, but Will ideal. But all our ecstasies of feeling, e were below coat, all our soaring fligbts of enthusiasm, all he told me thea ; A aooial hilosopher has discovered that our " revival seasons," all our multiplying p societies anti church organizations, will men wear long heir only in subjugation. where bringus no nearer it unless we of back to women are under complete subjugation. g iology—Tho Doc- trine Pulpit ng Always—Great The Progress of n Courtship. I am measuring yonng Truelove's progress in courting Mise Affection. I have no special acquaintance with him, bat I frequently peas the young lady's home at night. From the lighte in the parlor he has been calling two months, and during that time has made progress. At first I need to meet him coming out of the gates as the bells struck 10. Shortly after, he experienced the pleasure of count. ing the belle in the parlor. By. the -bye, did you ever notice while chatting in your fas• oinating way, how loud those bells struok— sounded like the roar of a battle ? The lights soon began to barn oftener in the parlor. For two weeks the parlor was dark and I knew that they had quarrelled. How sad 1 For two whole weeks they never SSW each other, and just because Truelove name two minutes late one night 1 But lovers' gnarrele are love's renewal, so they were soon burning the gas and coal again. He's there moat every night now, and the other night the lights were actually burning at 11 o'clock. But, young man, yon have reached the limit now ; don't stay later than 11 o'clock. It's dangerous, so her father says. If you are determined to stay later than 11 o'clock piok out a girl who has a email and delicate father.—Lotiisvilie Poet. It Was Ever Thos. Husband—Those people living next door are newly married, aren't they • Wife -What makes you think so ? Husband—I see the husband ie doing the housework. t4xal 'conditions. Don't deceive your. clash ? God made no mietake.0 Be is in. finitely good, and Infinite Goodness never made misery the normal condition of Hu- manity. Buddhism, whioh is perhaps the other extreme, furnishes us a lesson 1 "Within ourselves deliverance roust be wrought, Eaob man his prison makes, The signs of the times point to a eooio- logical awakening, to a more enthusiastio preaching of righteousness by the church and to a concentrating of the efforts of all levers of the race upon the problem of the ainblioration of the condition.: of our Sind.. The problems of land,labor and .capital, involving individualism and paternalism, and te liquor traffic, are worthy the attention of the most gifted, and their proper solution would do more to advance civilization and Christianity that the suc- cessful establiehment of missions in every habitable district of heathendom. On these qud"etione I shall have some further observations to offer. MASQcETTE. Umbrella, Flirtations. There is a language of umbrellas as of flowers, says a writer in Once a Week. For instance, place your umbrella in a rank and it will indioate that it will change owners. To open quickly in the street means that somebody's eye is going to be put out ; to shut it, that a hat or two is to be knooked off. An umbrella oarried over a woman, the man getting nothing bat the drippings of the rain, eignifiea oourtehip. When the man has the umbrella and the woman the drippings it indicates marriage. To punch your umbrella into a person and open it means " I dislike you." To swing your umbrella_ over your head signifies " I am making a nuisance of myself." To trail your umbrella along the footpath means that the man behind you is thirsting for your blood. To carry it at right angles un- der your arm signifies that an eye is to be lost by the man who follows you. To open an umbrella quickly, it is said, will frighten a mad bull. To put a cotton umbrella by the side of a silk one signifies " exohange no robbery." To purchase an umbrella means " L am not smart, but honest." To lend an umbrella indicates " I am a fool" To return an umbrella means —well, never mind what it means, nobody ever does that ! To carry your umbrella in a case eignifiea it is a shabby one. To Derry an umbrella jnet high enough to tear out men's eyes and knook off men's hate signifies " I am a woman." To press an umbrella on your friend, Baying, " Oh I do take it ; I had much rather you would than not 1" signifies lying. To give a friend half of your umbrella means that both of yon will get wet. To oarry it from home in the morning means " it will clear off." A WOMAN'S EVENTFUL LIFE. Followed an English Reglmeeat Through Seventy-nine Years. Few women says the London Scotsman have had a more, eventful life': than Mrs. Mery Ann Allen, a pensioner of the oity of Edinburgh, who has just paeeed away at the age of 79.• She was a obild of the regi-.- went. Her father was Quartermaster- Sergeant Maxwell, of the Seventy-fourth Regiment, Whose wife followed, with him, the fortunes of the army through the Peninsular War. Mre. Allen was born in a co, hsned by a PnventortuguateseLisbprieonst,was thcourighteber parents were Protestantu, and while yet a mere infant sealed the walls of Badajoz strapped upon her mother's back. With her mother, she was also on the field of Waterloo. Her girlhood was event in barracks, or in the baggage -waggon , moving from place to place, and at the age of 17 she beoeme the wife of Color•Sergeant Allan, of the same. regiment. Her wanderings again com- menoed, and her family, oonolating of nine children, were born indifferent parte of the world—Canada, India, the West Indies and Ireland. After his discharge from the army with many honors, Color•Sergeant Allen became the governor of the old look- up which stood at the foot of Liberton Wynti, while his wife officiated as matron. When this was abolished, he continued until his death, twenty years ago, to look after the Court House prison, which occupied the baeement floors of the Sheriff Court. In consideration of her long service as matron of the lock-up and Court House prison, Mrs. Aline enjoyed a moderate pen. cion from the city uutil her death. Not a Certificate of Character. The Jesuits' Estates Bill? No. We are not going to say anything about the Jeanite or their Bill. There are quite enough of people blazing away about those people and that Bill. The Deal, Language question ? No. There is not half ae much in that language question as many suppose. The Gaelio men of Glengarry, Thoran and Eldon, of Zorra, of Williams, of many townships in Heron and Bruce, scores of whom could not speak' a word of English, were among the best citizens Canada ever possessed. The Germans of Waterloo are first-class citizens and many of them could not speak English for years after their settlement here. Are there any better citizens than these Germane ?' Unity of language is not essential to loyalty and patriotism. Are t�heHgblenders of Scotland, many of whom cannot apes 8 word of English, not as loyal and patriotic ae Mr. O'Brien and other Parnellites who oan speak nothing but English ? English alone oan do very little in the way of making men good citizens. We don't know the facts but we venture to say that every man in the Central Prison and Penitentiary oan speak English. So far as we recollect every man that has been hanged in Ontario for years spoke English. The trouble with many people is that they speak too much English. —Knoxonian in Canada Presbyterian. Scraps of Weather Wiedom. When yon see goeeemer flying, be ye euro the air is drying. When the glow worm lights her lamp, the air is always damp. It the moon rises haloed round, soon we'll tread on deluged ground. When the peacock loudly bawls, eoon we'll have both rain and squalls. If the moon shows like a silver shield, be not afraid to reap your field. Evening red and next morning gray are certain signs of a beautiful day. When rooks fly sporting high in air., it ehowe the windy storms are near. When ducks are driving throngb the burn (brook), that night the weather takes a torn. If at the sun rising or setting the clouds appear of a lurid red color, extending nearly to the zenith, it is a sure sign of storms and gales of wind. A rainbow at night is the shepherd's delight. 'Psis is also a good eigu, pro- vided the winds be westerly, as it shows that the rain clouds are passing away. A rainbow in the morning gives the shepherd warning—that is, it the winds be easterly, because it ehowe that the rain cloud is approaching the observer.—London Notes and Queries. Woman's Queer Ways. The ways of women are queer. A woman can faint away at the eight of a bit of blood on her finger, have all the ohildren in the house soreaming with fright, require eau de cologne to bring her to, and be nervous for twenty-four hours after, yet the same woman oan, in perfect silence, stand by and help a doctor perform an operation that may mean death to some one ehe loves. A woman can scorn what she calla made - over clothes, oan laugh at indiscriminate oh O to and yet the same woman oan cry ae 3f• r heart would break and take all her spOdi}i"g money to buy an overcoat for a nalveboy she met in the street oars because hie face was so pitiful. She can take two hours and a half to dress to go to the theatre, and then tell Charley she knows she looks like a dowdy , but theeame woman can pack a trunk with things enough to last her for two weeks in twenty .frontes when she gets a telegram Baying : " Come as soon as possible ; your mother is sick." She will bake a ohioken until it is brown, and then calmly ask the master of the establishment if he doesn't think the Eng- lish way of roasting is preferable toj(any other.—New York Sun. A Soldier's Quick Tongue. A soldier was court-martialed last month at Venice for breach of discipline and con- , damned to six months' • t s imprisonment. nine nt. p When informed by the court that ho could appeal be contemptuously tore off his num- ber and other insignia, threw them on the floor, and shouted : " Cnreed be your army ! You are a lot of assassins 1" For this be was condemned to seven years' close confinement in prison. --New York Sun. The Female Polar Bear. The female polar bear is taught by a wonderful instinct to shelter .her young ander the snow. In December ehe retreats to the aide of a rook,where by dint of scrap- ing and letting the enow fall upon her, she forme a oell in whioh to live during the winter. There is no fear that ehe will be stifled for want of air, for the warmth of her breath always keeps a small passage open. Within this strange nursery she pro- duces her young and remains with them beneath the snow till March, when she oomee ont into the open air with her baby bears. As the only use of the snow burrow is to shelter the young, the male Beare do not hibernate like the females, but roam freely about during the winter months. Before retiring under the snow, the bear eats enormously, so that she becomes very fat,thne laying in an internal store of toed which enables her not only to support her own life but to nourish her young during her long seclusion. By an ad- mirable provision of nature, the young polar bears are extremely small at birth, and grow slowly so long as they are in their crystal nursery, thne needing little food and apace. When they emerge from their shelter the mother bear is extremely thin and very fierce.—Once a Week. Ile Did Not Moet It. Eastern Widow (who has received news of her husband's demise in the west)—And how did poor William meet his death ? Western Friend—He didn't meet it at all, ma'am. The boys bad to chase him ten miles before they could catch him and put the rope round hie neck. She Fetched 'Em. A Paris milliner has made a ten -strike by teaching her parrot to say every time a fair client enters, " Oh, ain't you jnet lovely ? " Tho Earl of Rosebery, who is spoken of as a possible ducooesor to Gladstone in the leadership of the English Liberals, is a suave mannered, hard-working Scotch. man. A man most haven strong °andtitntio> if he can go to bed after the lark and get rip with it the next morning. Tho fashion editor wrote ; " New grenadine° are in Spanish lace patterns," but the oompoeitor net it np . Nine gTena. t diers are in Spanish lake posterns.„ So he foreman put the Militaryline under the head of Affairs. Th ng estate of Robt.T3rowniogamount- ed to $85,0000 all Darned by writing poetry. Tke Little Maids of >l�aridwla7 oltEL'T rriINCE 1.14es0r v=Gl'o8. Prince Albert Viotor was received att - Idatidalay, by a troop of Barmeee glrlet and this is a rough translation of the song they sang to him : Heir to the Throne, hall 1 Loopy under thy protection itr ltearts beat: dru joyouslyms1 like the beating of 'notorious We little maids salute thee Grandson of Her, who reigns in London Palace. juura -yying trout land to laud to Mambas); thou doetdclight nal Most honored aro we, sweet little maids, in than a 1'rinee has visited this laud in our day,. who is heir to the throne, before whom the whole world trembles, and whose glory in coterminous h The tnundrous powerwiththe andeartgiory1,01 the royal g+•anoabto bring a handfeed: huvc'dsrelgnnsis into sulebmission l Unequal t rl as he is with his moo n -like face,madet for the worship of maidens from the four quarters of the earth 1 Mirror • f his grandmother and surrounded by Ms army, we maids reverence biro in t asaembiy as: our highest honor 1 The, above is in the form of a solo ; and: the admiring deolaration of the one maiden who represents the whole group, ie followed by this remarkable CEonvs. On the water they strike Inco lightning witia tawpido ; On land they reduce whole mountains warm With rainbdainamaikow-like beadress of pure rubies, /min' a second Indra 1 With breeches, flashing ?tike lightning and worth a hundred thousand pieces of gold,bright as the sun is his glory, and supremo on the. earth. A Bar -room Incident. A few mornings ago a man who had stayed over night had just departed from a Tilbury Centre hotel when the landlord said to the bar -tender : " Did that man settle with you ?" " No," was the reply, " I supposed he had paid yon." " No, he didn't, but I was just thinking the pants he had on look like yours." In haste the genial concootor of mixed drinks sought his room to verify the suspicion. The landlord was right, the slippery guest had taken hie e9 pants and lit out. To the station landlord and bar -tender flew, only to see the pants attached to a man who hastily climbed on top of a freighttrain;mov- ing out. But he was not gnite out of the woods, for at Fletcher he was beaded off by a telegraphic despatch, end fell into the hands of a waiting constable, who escorted him back to Tilbury Centre. Curability of consumption. This has been a vexed question among physicians, opinions, even in the same school, being strangely divergent. Of this, however, the public are convinced. It is l terribly prevalent disease, and the average doctor meets with but scant success in treat- ing it. Consumption is in reality scrofula of the lungs, and is liable to attack any whose blood is tainted. For driving out the scrofulous humors, and thus removing the predisposing cause, Dr. Pierce's Golden Medical Discovery is a sovereign remedy. It purifies bad blood, heale sorofnloua ulcers, and, whatever difference of opinion exists as to caring advanced cases of con- sumption, it remains that many pronounced ” incurable " have been by it brought back from the brink of the grave to restored health and vigor. The Englishman Abroad. Attendant (at the museum) --Sir, smok- ing is prohibited ; you will have to pay a fine of 10 marks. Englishman—Here's a sovereign. Attendant—I can't give you change. Englishman—Oh, never mind; I'll smoke two cigars. Professional Jealousy. Mrs. Gazzam—Who was that gentleman who sat in our pew today ? I heard hint tell you that he didn't like short metre hymns. Gazzam—That was Mr. Lux, the Preen - dent of the gas company. Female Beauty. It is a fortunate thing that all men do not have the same taste in female beauty, for otherwise they would all fall in love with. the same woman, which would be awkward. Although the preferences of men for differ- ent styles of form and feature vary greatly, it is, undoubtedly, a fent that an appear. once indicative of health is pleasing to all alike. A woman may be without regular features yet, it healthy, she will be'beautifal to someone and pleasing to all. A sallow complexion, a dull eye, a system debilitated by unnatural discharges, in short, all the ills attendant upon the irregalaritiea and "weaknesses " peculiar to the sex, can be baniehed by the use of Dr. Pierce's Favor- ite Presoription. Ask your druggist. Going to Chain her Up. According to a contemporary, an amus- ing mistake was made by a gentleman in. Boston, who bad a charming wife and et• cross dog. The other morning a friend met him and said : " Good morning, Mr. Blank. Yonr wife made a very pleasant cell on as last evening." "I'm very sorry," was the startling anewer of the deaf citizen. " 1'11 see that it doesn't odour again. I'rei going to chain her np after this." Switzerland means to attract visitors in August by a gigantic international musical festival in Geneva, for whioh 11,000 invitations have already been issued. Husband—Can nothing dissuade you from your determination to go on the stage? Wife—Nothing. I have already filed my divorce papers. —V being the abbreviation for venve, the French for widow, it is becoming the mode for widows to place that letter before the Christian names of their deceased husbands. Thus Mre. Jefferson Davie Signe her name V. Jefferson Davie. Sick woman—I am so apprehensive, dear doctor, °boat being buried alive. Dootor-You shan't bo if I oan prevent it. 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