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The wonderful world of words
Words are. of course, the most powerful drug
used hv mankind
s- Kipling
ordsmiths - auteurs, literati,
journalists, diarists and simple
hacks like myself - are like
Klondike miners. Every working day we roll
up our sleeves, squat on our haunches and jam
our metaphorical gold pans into the alluvial
stream bed of our language.
Klondikers dreamed of fat gold nuggets. We
writers hope to sift through the dross and find
- one day —the perfect word or phrase
winking back at us in the sunlight.
Lc mot juste, as the French call it. But one
can say many things better in French than in
English.
For instance, that moment when you think
of the clever retort you should have made to
the jerk who embarrassed you at the party only
now it's too late?
Took me 27 words to explain that in English.
French does it in four (two. really): Tesprit
d'escalier' - the thought which occurs to you
while climbing the stairs to bed.
But the French don’t own a lock on
linguistic precision. Even German, often
considered a cumbersome tongue, can be deft.
What do we Anglos call a person who leaves
without paying a bill? We call him. er...a
person who leaves without paying his bill.
Germans have a single word for it -
zechpreller.
If the contemplation of verbal vagaries
tickles your cerebral cortex, run to your
nearest bookstore and order a copy of The
Meaning of Tingo by Adam Jacot de Boinod.
Monsieur Jacot de Boinod has scoured the
vocabularies of hundreds of languages from
Sanskrit to Samoan - and he’s served up a
Courtesy stops in the legislature
Ontario’s Progressive Conservative
opposition leader John Tory has been
trying to get politicians to be more
polite to each other, but he seems to have lost
his enthusiasm.
Tory was chosen leader a year ago and made
it a major theme that members of the
legislature should avoid inflammatory
language.
He said this would make debates more
informative, allow more work to be done and
help create more respect for politicians.
The legislature reached its low point in
behaviour a few years ago. although Tory did
not mention it. when a Conservative premier.
Mike Harris, call a Liberal an “asshole.”
Tory helped reduce rancor for a while by
giving more support to legislation introduced
by the Liberals under Premier Dalton
McGuinty than opposition parties normally
give a government.
The upper crust Conservative leader also
tended to couch his disagreements in
unusually mild terms such as “for goodness’s
sake” and “what the dickens is going on.”
which probably came naturally.
No-one would be surprised if Tory began a
remonstrance with McGuinty by. “I say. old
chap” or told him an action was “not cricket.”
But the inflammatory rhetoric never quite
left and is getting the upper hand fast.
Tory said he was “shocked and disturbed"
McGuinty did not call Prime Minister Paul
Martin sooner to discuss appalling conditions
among northern Indians.
lory hit hard saying McGuinty “abdicated
leadership when lives were threatened" and
dodges responsibilities so he "drives people
crazy."
lorv said there was no reason residents
should believe evtn one word ol the Liberals’
Arthur
Black
treasure trove of linguistic nuggets.
That utterly pointless gesture where we
scratch our head as we 11} to remember
something we've forgotten? Pana po'o in
Hawaiian.
That realization that the woman who looked
drop-dead gorgeous from behind is actuall\
drop-dead Gorgon when you see her face-lo
face? Bakku-shan in Japanese
That unseemly scramble among press
photographers and TV cameramen to gel a
better vantage point ai media events? I'he
Chinese call it Qiang jinglou.
The uncontrollable habit of saying the most
inappropriate thing at the most inappropriate
time?
We call it foot-in-mouth disease in English.
Indonesians are more precise. The} call it
Latah.
Some languages have words and phrases for
situations you can't even imagine arising.
Nakur is a Persian word which refers to a
camel that won't give milk until her nostrils
are tickled.
Kualanapuhi is what Hawaitans call the poor
sod whose job it is to keep flies off his
sleeping king by waving a feather whisk.
We’d just say Dick Cheney.
And the meaning of The Meaning of Tingo?
Tingo is from Pascuense. the language of
Easter Island. It means to borrow things from
Eric
Dowd
From
Queens Park
throne speech, because they have done hardly
anything they said they would do. which has to
be an exaggeration.
Tory said the Liberals are "shameful" in
piling up debt, although he would know the
preceding Conservative government aided to
that by claiming falsely it had balanced the
books.
Tory called the Liberal government
incompetent, untrustworthy and run by
“propaganda artists."
He issued a list of its "top 10 broken
promises,” but expanded this to 50. many
highly debatable.
Tory said McGuinty “passed the buck”
when he said there is an arrangement where
municipalities have plans to dispose of
garbage if the United States closes its border,
as threatened.
Tory said the premier has ignored gun
violence in Toronto that has cost lives and that
he has proven time and time again he is
incapable of being straight with working
families.
Tory said McGuinty has made "government
scandals” the locus ol Ontario politics,
although the Liberals arc no worse than
predecessors. The potentially most serious,
which forced Greg Sorbara to step down as
finance minister because police arc
investigating an allegation he committed fraud
a friend's house, one b\ one. until theie is
nothing lelt
On the olhci hand, some languages have
words that cr\ out to be adopted, if onl\ lor
their beauty. Say aloud the word that natives ol
lulu. India use to describe the sound ol a
pitcher filling with water:
Gulugulu.
Or the Indonesian word for the sound a
doorbell makes:
bling nong.
And how has our nation of Bob and Doug
McKenzies managed to stay alloal this long
w ithoul the Danish word ollrvgt ’ It means fear
arising from a lack ol beer.
So let s just adopt it I’he beauty ol the
English language is that when wc Anglophiles
see a better word in another language wc don't
moan with envv - we just steal it.
Look al Canada. Hall the country's towns
and cities, lakes and rivers have names swiped
from First Nations tongues.
My favourite example of lexicographical
theft is neither Canadian, nor German nor
Danish. It is Latin bv way of British.
The story goes that General Charles Napier
was commander of British troops fighting in
India in the middle of the 19th Century.
Fighting under a handicap. He was expected to
defeat his Indian foes in battle, but because of
complicated politics he was under no
circumstances to capture the capital of
Hyderabad - the city of Sind.
Against orders. Napier and his troops took
possession of the capital. He explained his
lailure/triumph in a one-word telegram to his
superiors. It read: PECCAVI.
Thai's Latin for I have sinned.
True story? Probably not - but a great one.
while a company director, has yet to be
proven.
Tory said McGuinty lacked integrity
because he refused to drop Sorbara from
cabinet more than a year ago. when police said
they were investigating his company. Tory
charged McGuinty was slow to react because,
despite new rumours police were investigating
Sorbara personally, it took the. premier five
hours to announce his resignation from cabinet
and replacement.
Tory claimed McGuinty has plunged
Ontario into "a crisis of confidence”, and
raised voters' cynicism to an all-time high.
Tory, who quit as chief executive of a major
company to enter politics full-time, said if
McGuinty was a CEO. he would be fired.
Other Conservatives have not looked for
polite words. Bob Runciman said the Liberals
are “phony” and soft on crime.
Runciman said McGuinty has broken so
many promises residents think of him as a
four-letter word he could not repeat in the
legislature, where MPPs are barred from
calling each other a liar.
The only MPP tossed out of the legislature
recently, for in effect saying the government
lied, was a Conservative, Gerry Martiniuk.
Another Conservative. Jim Wilson, said there
is "very little honour left in this place.”
Tory and his Conservatives seem to have
given up their quest for more polite language.
It may be because they have found it does not
attract an audience.
Final Thought
I led that the greatest reward for doing is
the opportunity to do more.
' i - Jonas Salk
Bonnie
Gropp
The short of it
Back in Kansas
The checrlulness ol the autumn sun was
obscured by blocks ol bricks and
columns ol concrete. Yet. heZappcared
happy, his gap-toothed grii beaming out to all
who passed him by. His tattered coal spoke ol
belter days. Ins matted hair was lucked behind
his ears.
Anil sticking out Irom those ears (yes. Iromj
were two cigarettes, one small and lit. the
other, one can assume, ready to go.
Barely time to recover from that when into
the picture moves an androgynous horror
show. Sporting knee-high Doc Martens and a
trench coat the towering giant of a man with
Bride of Frankenstein hair and a smile creep}
enough to chill the blood of Charles Manson,
plodded purposefully, staring into the distance
as if he’d spied a naked Vampira down the
street.
Just another Halloween, you assume? No
downtown Toronto on a Saturday afternoon. I
was definitely not in Kansas anymore.
We all know that the world around us is vast
and incredibly diverse. Yet, living in a rural
area can be an insular existence. It’s important,
therefore, to experience things outside this
quiet country corner. I tried to encourage that
in my children and provide what opportunities
1 could to show them things that weren't
available to them here.
Today they are all relatively comfortable in
most situations and venues, but one more so
than the rest. Always game to try something
new. she has now decided after several years in
the GTA it’s time for something different and
this past weekend left for Winnipeg.
It was this then that brought me to TO on an
otherwise pleasant autLmn Saturday.
Accompanied as well by her big sister, who ol
all my kids is the least thrilled by the weird and
wacky, we headed right into it as we kept a
dale with Greyhound.
The bus depot itself is not as frightening as
some I’ve been to. (If you don’t know what I
mean, visit the one in Kitchener, though I don't
recommend going alone or after dark). One
might even say Toronto’s depot has a certain
charm, with pigeons strutting through it as
unconcernedly as the patrons.
However, it can be challenging for the
traveller, particularly when they have seven
huge (did I say HUGE?) boxes to lug and
check.
But wc managed and even had time to spare
to enjoy lunch together before saying farewell.
Heading down the street to find a restaurant,
our senses were assaulted most often not by the
mundane but the insane. Fighting a tidal wave
of bodies surging forth, we followed the pace
that was set. We crushed our way through a
crowd blocking the sidewalk to watch a street
magician.
As young bohemians and successful
cosmopolitans moved past us. on our right sat
a homeless man. black cap extended for hand
outs. his face one of unexpectation, ol
deprivation and despair. A group of protesters
screamed “Free Palestine" while on the next
street, a man with bristol board placards
bearing nonsensical messages, spewed forth
equally incomprehensible words. At the corner
religious fanatics proffered their propaganda.
And then it was time for (he bus to leave.
The only thing that made the sadness at seeing
my daughter off lessen, was knowing that this
experience would soon be over. Seeing beyond
our back yard is important to keeping an open
mind. But let me tell you it was awfully good
to get back to Kansas.