HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1890-2-27, Page 6Only a Box.
Quly a box, Bemire and strong,
:hough and wooden, and eta. foot long,
Lying here ut the drizzling rain,
Waiting to take the t4 -bound train.
Only its owner, just inside,
4''old, and livid, and glossy -eyed ;
Little to him if the train be late,
Nothing has he to do but wait.
Only an open grave somewhere,
Beady to e1o6e when he gots there;
`rut's and grasses, and flowerets sweet,
heady to press him 'nea1h their feat.
Only a band of friends e.t home,
Waiting to see the travel or emu();
Naught he will tell of distant lauds,
lfa eaunot even press their hands.
1Te has no stories weird and bright,
Ido has no gifts for a child's delight ;
Be did not come with anything,
Fie had not oven himself to bring,
Yet they will softly him await,
And ho will move about in state ;
They will give him when he appears
Sorrow and pity and tender tears,
Only a box, secure and strong,
ltuugh and wooden and six feet long;
1,ingels guide that soulless breast
Ibto a lung and peaceful rest !
-TPill Carleton in the Toledo Commercial.
THE DOSTERS :
- .Romanee of Georgian Life
They had a long talk. Rather Mr. Bull-
iington dwelt at great length upon the awful
Qonsequenoes of bringing into that neigh.
borhood, and into houses which delicacy
forbade him to particularize, such doctrines
ipsprinkling, falling from grace, and in all
dreadful human probability infant baptism.
Zee truth of the whole business, on lelr.
Ballington'() opinion, was that snoh as that
°eight to Dome as nigh as anything in this
vrhole world could Dome to make the
deceased, to whom respeotfol, affectionate
allhsion bad jest been made, turn over in
lade coffin if he could do nothing else. At
Tength he ended, and after taking the
promised gourd, bade his hostess a mourn.
fat adieu, and moved away as solemnly as
he had Dome.
Mrs. Joyner, although much more culti-
vated than her pastor, and less narrowed
in opinions, yet reverenced him mach ;
doubtless the more for the sake of the
affectionate relations that had existed be•
twoen him and her late husband. There.
fore she was mach affected by his words,
and when Ellen returned she said :
Ellen, I know, of course, that I have no
right to your confidence or any influence
upon you, although you are my own and
only daughter, and I used to have both. I
forgot to ask you how is Sister Doster."
" She's well, ma," answered Ellen, lowly,
holding her bonnet strings and looking as
if she feared her mother was losing her
reason.
" All 1 glad to hear it ; but if yon have
made up your mind to marry that Metho.
Beat preacher, I think yon owe it to me and
to the memory of your father to say
=being of poor dear old Brother Bulling -
ton, who, it anthing, is worse off about it
than I've been until now -I think yon owe
it to us all to have some sort of understand-
ing that yon are not to be interfered with
your religion ; that is, if you haven't
already determined in your own mind to
give it np.
Ellen removed her bonnet at leisure ; re-
adjaeted the combs in her hair ; then,
siting down, answered :
" Ma, Henry Dosterbaa never mentioned
Methodism to me a single time that I can
remember. Mr. Buffington has been here,
r see. I thought they were his horse's
tracks I noticed at the gate. And he has
set you more against Henry. Did he have
to say anything about Tom 2"
" Some ; not very much."
" What did he say, ma 2"
" He only said -that is, he only intimated
that -perhaps it wouldn't have been so
bete if Tom--. What are yon laughing
at, Ellen 2 "
" Beg pardon, ma ; but, seeing what yon
were going to say, I was comparing it with
what Harriet told me of her mother saying,
no longer ago than yesterday, about Henry
Deaver, and of her preference for him over
Tom. It is right curious. Yon agreed
with Mr. Ballington ; now didn't you ma 2"
" Well, if you must know, I did ; and I
wish in my heart, if you must have a Dos•
ter, that it was Tom, and that to -morrow."
" Well, me," replied the daughter, after a
little sigh, " I've heard yon say many and
many a time that you married the man of
your own choice, although he was not that
of your parents, and that you never had
cause to repent of it, and now you talk to
me as if I had no right to govern myself
aeeording to my own feelings. Yet, ma,
yon know that if Tom Duster and I, no
farther back than six months ago, had
taken a fanny for each other, you would
have been against it, and so would Mrs.
1'izeey have been as between Henry Doeter
and Harriet, whom now she declares she
would receive as a eon -in-law redily-yea,
thankfully. What are two poor`, inexperi-
enced girls to do in such a case ? "
Ellen, notwithstanding her inexperience,
Iooked at her mother as if she had the
argument on her. Bat the latter confidently
responded, " No, because neither of us had
ever had a thought of your marrying Dos -
tens of any kind. Martha May knows not
what she's talking about when she talks
that way ; but she's no strong Baptist any
way and never was, and she's carried away
with what people talk about what a great
ortator that Henry Duster is, and going to
be a bishop or some great somebody, when
there's Tom Doster joining land right next
to her, and iaduatrionsest young man in
this whole section of country, and would
make fhat plantation look another sort to
what it been brought, and he's always
been a good Baptist, and he's as good-look-
ing spy day as Henry Doster, and to my
taste better. And then what is to become of
me when my only daughter is following a
Methodiet preaoher wherever they've a
mind to send him when people get tired of
him in one place and another, and my only
son no more managing than Will May, and
iso little company or comfort to his mother
otherwise 2 Bat I snppoee I'll have to
frust that the good Lord will take care of
me somehow in my old age."
Then she wept freely, though without
bitterness.
" Ma," said Ellen, in manner as °onoilia •
tory as her affectionate spirit could employ,
I am glad you epoke to me so freely and
candidly. I have hover. asked Hoary Dos -
ter about what are to be my religions
privileges, nor as to the relations I hon to
be allowed to hold with you, the more dear
to me because you are a widow, and because
brother isnot as considerate of yon as he
ought to be. Ho, as you well know,
would no more have approve Tom Doeter's,
Than he now approves henry's salt of me,
although he would have swapped me to
anybody who could have given to him
Harriet in exchange. Let that go, But I
toll you now, and yon may tell Mr. Ball-
xngton if yon dhoae, that 1 have no idea, at
lomat for the present, of quitting yours and
my fathor'e church, Somehow, ma, my
agents have seemed to become the dearer,
tif os f l',
p s b o, to my heart since since 1 have
been rndelging another feeling," She
binebed deeply, and covered her faoe. " Of
course," recovering, she continued, 't no-
ILL
body Dan foresee what changes are to Dome
over their lives : but now my expeotation
is to oontiune a Baptist, praying always to
be as gond a one es pa was and es you are.
Can you be satisfied with that, ma ?
"I'll have to be, I euppoee.. ,�
" Still you'd feel tater if it was Toms
and she playfully patted her mother's
cheek. adel
Removing :the• hand, yet no r y,
" Yon li;uowI cannot tell a falsehood,
Ellen."
" Ah me 1 " sighed teae sweet girl, and
p
wept u to her ohambt
CHAPTER X.
111r. Bullington's call was on a Wednes.
day. On the following Friday evening our
two girls went in the Joyner carriage, to
spend the rent of the week at. tbo Ingrame'.
Tom had business in town on the following
day, and as that was the stated Conference
Saturday for lilr. Bullington'e congregation
in town, it occarred to Tom to do his pastor
a little favor. So riding up to his gate
toward sunset, he palled him out, and said ;
" Brother Buffington, I have to go to
town early in the morning on some bun -
nets, and knowing your on
was busy
helping to put in wheat, I thought I'd l; co -
pose to take you in my gig, if it will suit
you and you can make it convenient to start
immediately after breakfast."
" Wby, .iommy-why, yes, my son," he
answered. e It snit me exaot. I am
might'ly pnebtd to git in my wheat before
the dark nightie gives out. I'll be over to
your ma's time you git your -breakfast,
and--,"
Oh, no, I wouldn't have yon take ail
that trouble. I'll ride over here."
" Ali right, Tommy. 'Light, and tell
me the news."
" Sorry I can't stay, Brother Buliington ;
130 special news that I know of. I am glad
I can accommodate you. Good -evening."
" Eveuin', Tommy."
And Mr. Bollington thought that he felt
a little better ; for this was the first visit,
brief as it was, that Tom had made him
siuce the beginning of the rumors concern-
ing him and Harriet May. Next morning
he had just risen from an early breakfast,
when, going to the door, he saw Tom's gig
coming briskly toward his gate.
":My 1 my 1 You are bright and yearly
this mornin'," was his salutation, as he
advanced to meet him.
Considering his prominence as a public
man, Mr. Buffington had to a degree re-
markable, even in his profession, a faculty
of attention, at times of intense listening.
Serious, indeed saturnine, in disposition, in
the presence of one or more interlocutors
he had a habit of compressing his lips,
swelling bis jaws, and contracting his
brows while regarding with solemnest at-
tention a speaker, whether the latter's
remarks were mutat to be taken as earnest
or sportive. Afterward he would reflect
most respectfully, oven severely, before
giving the answer which subsequent silence
might lead him to believe was expected.
Joy or grief roomed to make no separate
impression upon that et,antenanoe exoept
that the former perha :- ...•e rather more
agonizing. He never wept, at least with
bis eyes, except on 0000sions of much
hilarity, when, as it appeared, he was 'aaf-
fering quick remorse for having been
momentarily eeduoed from his habitually
solemn port by manifestations of interest
in the frivolities ot snoh a wicked world.
On snoh occasions the corners of his month
would let down, his lower lip shrink and
hide behind its superior, all making it
appear that in him, among the various
emotions of the human heart, that exoited
by humor was the most sorrowful.
Tom was in high spirits. Any healthy
young man with no uncommon load upon
hie conscience ought to have been light of
heart driving along the road on such a
morning in the fall of the year, the sun, the
air, the forest leaves, seeming as if they
had been created purposely to gladden
mankind. Tom rattled on gayly on this
theme and on that. He believed that he
said some good things, some excellent
Things, in fact, for one used to more serious
work than merely making merry. Some of
them most have been extremely funny,
judged by by the exoruoiating grief of his
companion. When they had gotten as far
as what town people nailed -the Two-mile
Branch, and the horse had taken a drink
and set out again, Tom said ;
" Brother Billington, I want you to do
me a favor. It won't take much time or
trouble. Get up there, Bill."
Mr. Buffington turned, and for a while
looked savagely into Tom's face, at length
answering, " You ought to know, Tommy,
if you don't, that I'll do what lay in my
power for you, or any of your people."
" I thought so, or I wouldn't have taken
the liberty of asking you. Brother Bull-
ington, I want you to marry me."
" The goodness gracious, Tommy 1" in
due time Dame the response. " Why, I'll
do it. In coarse I'll do it. When ? "
" I'll let you know before long. I thought
you'd do me that favor. The truth is, I
wouldn't feel exactly right in giving the
wedding -fee I've laid up to anybody else
than yon, whom ma and I and all of us
think so much of."
Mr. Billington would surely have cried
now if he had known how. Concentrating
his gaze more and more fiercely upon Tom,
he writhed and writhed, as Tom, waving
his whip now and then, enlarged upon the
pleasure it would be to him always here,
after to remember that hie own pastor, and
his wife's pastor, and the pastor of his
parents, and the pastor of bis wife's
parents, and the pastor of- -. But here
they reached the Gateston Hotel. After
alighting, Tom turned the horse over to the
hostler, and said :
" Let us go into the hotel palor for a
little while, Brother Billington. I want
to sae a couple of gentlemen there for a few
minutes; after which you and I can con-
tinue our oonvereetion."
Entering, Mr. Ballington looked in slow,
menacing astonishment, first at Mr. Swin-
ger, then at Henry Doster.
" Well met," said the former, rising,
taking Mr. 8allington's hand, lifting it np,
and shaking it cordially. " How do, Br'er
Bnli'n't'n? Mornin', Tom. "tittle 'head 'o
time, but better too soon than too late,
special on the arrant you come on this
mornin'. Take a seat, Br'er Bail'n't'n,
and tell me all about yourself and tenthly.
Hein't see you, not to shake hands 'long
with you sense that day at the Shoals."
After salutings and seatings all around,
Mr. Buffington regarded Mr. Swinger
sternly, as it to ward against assault. Bat
the latter soon nut him at as mach ease as
it was possible for him to feel in the corn.
pany of dangerous heretics, who, plausible
without, within were possessed of malignity
and subtlety. After declaring- over and
over again how glad he was to see his
brother Buffington, and to notice how well
he held his own, and if anything how
gladder to be told that teas. Buffington and
the children were .well _ as common, and
after getting from Tom Doater such a
promise as there would be no going bank on
to help. Mr. Ballington in getting in his
wheat during the dark nights, he said :
" Henry, I don't think I Over told yon
how bad Br'er B t t ' no da at
all n n go lie o,. �,y
the Shortie. I no doubt Tom lidera it.
" Now, now, Br'er Swinger," said Mr.
Ballington, " you goin' to tett on your oten
self that a way ?" But they know that, in
spite of such remonstrance, he was quite
wilting for the story to go on,
" Oh, yea; a gool thing's a gold thing,
Br'er Butte:th'n, and when they on me, I'rn
bound to lot t'other people git the good of
it, even if I can't. Well, you see, Henry, it
were a one Sadday eveuin', I reok'n it ben
about or mighty nigh about, three year ago;
ain't it, Br'er Bull'n't'n ?"
" Be three year Sadday before the fourt'
Sunday o' next mant'."
" That's it. You see he ain't forgot, Well,
sir, after preaobin' that mornin' to about a
banditti o' people at our moor little Hope-
well meetin'-house t'other side of Iggeeohee,
as I rid by the stow at the Shoals on my
way back home, I see Beer Bull'n't'n and
a whole lot o' men thar in the peazer, and I
thought I'd 'light and stop and howdy, and
swap a few words with 'em all ; for Br'er
13u11'n't'n know I always liked him, if he is
iieeh a rambnnotioae leabtis'. Him nor
none of 'em notice me till they ,see me
oomin' up the peazer steps, beacuse for why
at that very -minute he were firin' away at
a ter'ble rate agin we Metb'disses, and hie
words, jes as I come up, wuz to the effect
that if John the Harbiniger had ben a
Meth'dis', the Soriptur' would 'a named
him that etid o' John the Babtis' and he
up, he did, and as he howdied along with
me he say, " And here's Br'er Swinger, as
good a man as they've got, and he can't
deny my words.' Well, sir, you better
believe 1 It were a Babtis' crowd, as yon
know they're awful strong, up and down, on
both sides o' the Igeeohee. Yit, I thought,
never do not take up the old man's
channelge, though I weren't in what a body
might call fightin' fix, a not a expeotin' no
snob. And then it were somehows, for the
onliest time in my life, my idees, and my
thoughts, and my argymente, and my
words, and my speeches, everything I had,
they all got jumbled together, and they got
that piled up on top o' one 'pother, that I
jos had to stop, and to set down, and see if
I couldn't untangle 'em and gether 'em in
hand. And then, right thar, at the very
minute I begin to think I see daylight,
' Br'er Swinger 1 '-yoa might a heere him
o mile away -he bawled out, he did, and he
hollered, and say, ' Ah, Br'er Swinger, it
were John the Babtis'• No Meth dis',
them days - leastways o' them names. No
wonder you speeohlees; but if you wuz able
to talk, and could stand up and talk all day
long, I'd jea take a cheer and eat down
calm, and 'casion'ly fling in a primmary
few remarks, and ask you to p'int out the
chapter and the veerse wbar they tells
"bout the Meth'disses in the Good Book,'
And then he shook hie big sides, and the
t'others they all broke out into a gener'l
haw-haw. Well, sir, bless your soul ! All
of a saddent I got so mad that for jes about
a second if I didn't feel like haulin' oft and
lettin' old Br'er Bnll'n't'n have it right in
the mouth, for flingin' seek a laugh on me,
onprepar'd for it as I were. But I know
snob as that won't begin to do, because I
know Br'er Bnll'n't'n have big a fiat aaeme,
and it wouldn't do nohow."
Here all broke into heartiest laughter ex-
cept Mr. Ballington, who, what time he was
not wiping his overflowing eyes, sat heaving
his vast frame and glaring upon the nar-
rator with a ferocity whose wretahednees
was appalling.
" And so until," resumed the historian
of Ogeeohee border warfare, " what yon
reck'n I done ? Wliy, sir,' I whirled in, I
did, and I thought I'd try laughin' myself
too. But you all know what sort o' laugh -
in' that is when you know people see yon
feel more liking cryin' than anything else ;
and so the more I tried to laugh, the more
the whole kerhoot of 'em laughed shore
enough ; and at last I got np, and got
away, and got on my horse, and baniehed
off from thar."
It Looked as if the agony of Mr. Balling -
ton would soon become unendurable : but
at this moment the light tread of ladies'
feet was heard in in the hall, and presently
the landlady of the hotel and Mrs. Ingram
entered, followed by Ellen and Harriet.
The last two were bonneted and beaming
red. After shaking hands with her pastor,
Ellen said, " Mr. Ballington, Tom told yon,
I suppose, that we couldn't think of any-
body
nybody else marrying ns but yon."
" Why, Ell'n-why, my child -why, yes ;
but I thought -why, whar's-. You goin'
to marry Tom ? and that not under the
parencbal ruff ? "
" We'll explain all that afterwards,
Brother Buffington," said Tom, as he put
into his hands the marriage license, out of
which, as he opened it with fumbling
hands, dropped two twenty -dollar gold
pieces. With diffionity the preacher found
his spectacles, and when the coins, so far
beyond what he had ever received for 'tech
a service, were lodged, one in one pocket of
his trousers and the other in another, he
performed the rite as well as he could.
Then sitting, and putting his hands in his
pockets, he looked around in abject despair.
Then di.r. Swinger rose, and, as Henry and
Harriet took their pieces, said," Here come
another batch, Br'er Bnll'n't'n. Marryin',
like everything else, ketchin', you know.
Be ready."
When all was spoken except the final
prayer, Mr. Swinger turned and said,
" Br'er Ball'n't'n, this couple is Meth'die'
and Bebtin' both, you know, and it take
two of us to hitch them to the traces ; so
yon got to make the praar."
Mr. Ballington, huge as he was, jumped
as one roused from a dreaming sleep. Not
having kept np at all with current events,
his dazed eyes wandered around the room
while he remained seated.
" Yea hear me ? " said Mr. Swinger, in
commanding tone. " Take them hands
out o' them pockets, and git ont o' that
cheer, and ask the good Lord to send His
whole ratternue of angels down here on this
yonng man and this young 'omen that's jes
ben jinded in the banes. Out with 'em,
and up with you, and when you're thoo I
got another gold piece for you."
That day was remembered by Mr. Bull•
ington as the most eventful in all his exper•
ienoe. About six months afterward, while
elling of it to the family of his brother
Cummings, near Fenn's Bridge, among
other things he said
" Hadn't ben I were a public man, I'd a
be that nonpluehed and pulled to pieces I'd
a forgot bow to talk and how to pray up to
the Maslen. You see, when it first got out
about them young people a keepin' Dom-
p'ny, people put it that Tom was after
Sister May's daughter and his cousin for
Sister Jyner's. And they not disputed it,
so they could get the mothers, and epeoial
the brothers, to firin' away at the wrong
feller, a hopin' that way they'd other take
some sort o' chino to the right n, or least,
ways git rioonciled to him. And bless your
soul 1 it done it; that ie, with the mothers,
which they was the niaineet once. Then it
Wore they concluded to strike while the
iron were hot, to keep down any more
fusein' when it Were found out how the land
lay shore enough. They wanted Emerly
'ingrain to let 'em have the thing over at
her hoose ; but Emerly were ateared o'
hurtin' feelin's so they immergrated to the
_.. n
tavern. And I tell you I wore no plashed ,
but old' Beer Swinger, with all his predijioe,
say 1 Dome Ont splendid, and be never
knowed till that mortoin' no more'n t'othher
peoplewhich wan which mime e 'em. And
-,_
when Henley Dorrreter hand me that
twenty -dollar old piece, and 1 tack it, a
• ' his ' be hutted and old
seem his foelin a would - � r take Swinger's too, if I didn't take half
the fee, I say to myself, heron' a Meth'dis'
that if he's notbn' else hes liber 1. And it
you believe me, Sitter Cummins, them.
female mothers aotail laughed, and as for
Sister J ner, she aotail orad, and both for
joy, when the heard the news. And *born
boys -well, they tee, matter o course, it
were too late to call off and open on another
trail. Willom May, he laughed too ; for he
were already promised to Mary Anderson,
that ehe's now his lawful wife. As for
Hiom, he looked monet'oue cowed ; and ha
do yit. Look like he don't feel like pattin'
into young wimming'e society, nor young
men's nether, but he rnther, when he go
about at all -he rather take it out in
roamin' in a hook by hisielf, Efar'i't, jes
as I oxpeoted, have took up with the Meth.
'die'. Two kind o' wimming I've notussod
in my expeuuoe o' people. One of 'em
draws, and the tether lets other people
drag them. You, for instance, Sister Cum-
mins you drawed Br'er Cummins from
'mong the Meth'dis', beoause he see you
wuz right, while Har'i't, like her cousin
Emerly, were drug off. But it some con•
eolation that it wore by a young man that
if he's nothin' else he liber'l."
TEE. END..
Terris and Titles.
" Varlet " is the same word as " valet,"
and each is an offshoot of the fundal
" vassal."
Madame is " my lady," and sir has been
extracted from the Latin " senior" through
the French.
" Dandelion " is dent de leon (the lion's
tooth), and " vinegar" was once vin aigre
(sour wine).
" Biscuit " keeps alive the Latin bis
cactus (twice cooked), and a verdict is
simply a vere dictum (true saying).
A " villain," before the stigma of die.
graoe was attached to him, was a laborer
on the villa of a Roman country gentleman.
An Earl was an " elder " in the primi.
tive society, while Pope is the same as
" papa," and Czar and Kaiser are both
" Caesars."
Queen at first meant " wife " or
e mother," and a survival of its early sig-
nification exists in " queen," need now only
in a bad sense.
" Jimminy " is a reminiscence of the
classical adjuration, 0 gemini, used by the
Romans when they called upon the twine
Castor and Pollex to help them.
Redingote is " riding coat," borrowed by
the French from our own language, and re-
turned to ne in a new guise with the dress-
maker's etamp of approval.
" Slop " shop has nothing to do with
slops, as some etymologists have asserted,
but means clothing shops, the word coining
from the Icelandic elopper, a coat.
Lord is the Anglo-Saxon hlaford (loaf
distributor). The Latin term for " lord "
(dominos) has given us " dominie," the old
term for preacher, and the same root is
found in " dame."
"Roamers" are peeple who go to Rome
to see the Pope, and " saunterers" was the
appellation bestowed on the religious
enthusiasts who made the pilgrimage to the
aainte terra -the Holy Land.
Severely Condensed.
" I want to send a telegram to my hus-
band," said an excited young woman, who
came hurrying into a Western Union tele.
graph office the other morning.
" Very well," replied the operator in
attendance. " There are some blanks, and
of course the briefer it is the lees it will
Dost to send it."
" Oh, I know that," she replied, and
then she wrote :
Dear George, -I've something too dread-
ful to tell you, but please don't get exoited,
dear, for it can't be helped now, and baby
and I are perfectly safe. I don't know how
it ever happened and nook says she don't
know, and none of as Dan account for it,
bat the house caught fire Iast night and
burned to the ground. Just think of it
Did you ever hear of anything so perfectly
dreadful in all your life? I'm half
wild over it. Bat please keep calm,
dear. Baby and I are safe, and
most of the things were saved, and
yon mustn't think of anything but how
much worse it might have been. What if
baby had been burned. 0, George 1 don't
it make you shudder to think of it ? But
the dear Iittle darling is perfectly safe, and
of bourse we went straight to mamma's,
and you can't think how frightened she
was until she knew we were safe. And I
know just how shocked you'll be, you poor,
dear boy, but as baby and I are safe you
oughtn't to mind anything else. I can't
imagine how the fire started. Can you
Do you suppose some one set the house on
fire ? 01a, it's too dreadful to think of.
Come right home. MArux.
P. S. -Remember that baby and* I are
safe. M,
" There," she said, as she handed the
seven blanks she had written to the opera.
tor, " I suppose it might be condensed a
little."
Yes, I think it might," he replied, as
he took a fresh blank and wrote :
Our house learned to the ground last
night. All safe. Come home.
MAMIE.
A Stickler for Form.
" What is the matter with you, Mattie ? "
" I don't wish to talk with you after what
you said about my smile."
" Why I praised it. I think it is perfeot,
lovely, enchanting."
" That may be ; but yon didn't put it
well. You said it was all wool and a yard
wide."
On the Wedding Journey.
She (in the museum) -This is Minerva.
He -Was she married ?
She -No, she was the Goddess of Win-
dom.
All women are in league against the
bachelor -the married women from sym.
pithy with their unmarried sisters, and
the unmarried from a desire to lessen the
number of spinsters. With this league
against him, offensive and defeneive, the
unmarried man may find peace in
Heaven, but he can eoaroe hope to find
happiness on earth -this Bide of marriage.
Mr. Moody the other day made a large
congregation stand up while the piste was
being passed, so that everyone could get
his hand in bis pocket
The late Mr. Talbot, father of the Eng-
lish House of Comnaons, left a fortune of
$25,000,000. It is to be divided amonghis
daughters, the eldest receiving the major
portion. Miss Talbot thus becomes the
wealthiest woman in England tvith the ex.
caption of Lady Howard de Walden.
--Lady Pannoefote, WHO of the British
Minister, has been astonished at the effect
of a notice that she would be at home on
Saturday afternoons from 4 to 6. Nearly
1,400 people called and moat insisted on
shaking hands.
-Osman Pasha, grand marshal of the
Turkish army, whole heroism at Plevna
was ono of the grandest incidents of the
l3naso•Turkteh war, had written a Froneh
poem for the journal published in New
'Rork ;by' Tello d'Apery, a 12•year.old boy.
THE ONTARIO LEGISLATURE
The following bills were introdaood and
read the firet time :
Mr. Bronson-Reepeoting St, Andrew''
Church, Ottawa.
Mr. Drury -To consolidate the debt of
the town of Orillia.
Mr. Whitney -To change the name of
Westminster village to that ot Winohester-
Also, respecting pertain 'allowances for,
roads in the township of Winchester..
Mr. Chisholm -To consolidate the debt
of the town of Brampton.
Mr. Wood (Brant) -To amend the Muni-
cipal Aot.
Mr. Moray-Respegting by-law No. 168
of the village of Thorold.
The estimates for the ensning year were
brought down to the House by message
from His Honor the Lieutenant -Governor.
Mr. Meredith called attention to the fact
that several important measures promised
by the Government had not yet been intro-
duced, the result being that several Opposi•
tion bills referring to the game matter had
to be kept back.
Mr. Mowat said the Government would
bring forward its measures at the earliest
possible moment.
NOTICE OF MOTION
Mr. Meredith -On Friday next -Bill
entitled an Aot to amend the Registry Aot.
A number of petitions wore presented.
Mr. French -An Aot to amend the
Separate School Aot and the High School
Aot.
Mr. Bishop -An Aot to regulate traffic
on highways and bridges.
Mr. Gibson (Hamilton) -An Act respect-
ing certain lands ot Christ Church,
Hamilton.
Mr. Drury -An Aot to amend the Act re-
lating to the suppression of contagious' die -
eases among animals, with [special retereuce
to horses.
Mr. Stratton -An Act to amend the Aot
respecting landlord and tenant.
Mr Creighton -Au Aot to amend the
Act respecting the Department of Educa-
tion.
Mr. Gibson (Hamilton) presented the
annual report of the Agricultural and Arta
Association.
Mr. Rose (Huron) proceeded todeliver his
Budget speech. He read the statement of
receipts for 1889, which appeared in the
TIMEm of Wednesday, showing a total of
$3,538,405.08, and devoted some time to
an exnanetive analysis of it. 'The expendi-
ture statement was also minutely gone into
and the following statement of assets and
liabilities was presented :
INVESTMENTS, INTEREST BEARING AND CASH
ASSETS OF THE PROVINCE.
Direct Investment:
Dominion 6 per cent, bonds $ 200,000 00
Market value over par yahoo 10,009 01)
Drainage 5 per cent. debentures, in-
vested 31st December, 1889 ..
Tile Drainage 5 per coot. deben-
tures, invested 131st December,
1889
Drainage Works -Municipal Assess-
ments
210,000 00
187481 14
78,456 69
224,742 01
$ 490,679 84
Capital held and debts due by the Derain.
ion to Ontario, bearing interest :
U. C. Grammer Schoolfund, (2 Yic„
'cap. 10)
U. C. building fund (18 sea„ Act
1854)
Land improvement fund (see
award)
Ontario's share of library (see
award)
Common School fund (Consol
Stats. cap, 26) -proceeds real-
ized to Slet December, 1889,
$2,446,594 64 -after deducting
laud improvement fund. Por-
tion belonging to Ontario
Balance of unpaid subsidy and
other credits geld by Dominion,
according to statement of ac-
count prepared c,y the Finance
Minister, and transmitted to
the Provincial Treasurer in
Juno, 1886
Other debts due to the Province:
Mortgages, re sale of asylum laude,
bearing 6 per cent, interest
312,769 01
1,472,391 41
124,685 18
105,551 00
Bank balances :
Currant accounts
Special deposits
Total
LIADILITIES OF Tan
1,433,569 32
1,677,385 00
105,518 90
411,742 77
$6,436,397 83
PROVINCE AT PRESENT PAY-
ABLE
Balance due to municipalities re
surplus distribution $
Balance due to municipalities re
Land Improvement fund -in-
terest
Quebec's share of collections for
Common School fund in 1889, made
up as follows :
Collections during 1889, on account
of lands sold between 14th June,
1853, and 6th ltlarch,1861
Less 6 per cont., cost of manage-
ment
1,291 31
3,256 57
10,423 36
625 40
$ 9,797 96
Less ono -quarter for Land Improve-
ment fund 2,449 49
Collections during 1889, on sales
made since 6th May, 1861
Less 6 per cent., cost of manage-
ment
7,348 47
3,994 93
239 70
3,755 23
Quebec's $ 11;103 7
Q proportion according to
population of 1881 4,597 51
Total $ 9,145 42
Surplus of assets after deducting
liabilities presently payable $6,427,252 41
ESTIMATED RECEIPTS, 1890.
subsidy $ 1,196,872 80
Internet on capital held and debts
due by the Dominiun to Ontario 256,000 00
Interest on investments 61,000 ( 0
Crown Lands Department
Public insti,.utione
Education Department
Ca,uaI revenue
Licenses
Law stamps
Algoma taxes
From insurance companies re fire
at London Asylum
Drainage assessment
Toronto Asylum lands
Insurance companies' assessments
Assessment of counties re removal
of lunatics
1,100,000 00
131,350 00
35,000 00
45,103 00
300,000 80
85,000 00
2,000 00
17,000 00
17,000 ( 0
83,000 00
3,000 00
6,000 00
Total $ 3,337,212 80
Mr. Ross explained the financial ques-
tions in dispute between the Provinoiai and
Dominion Governments, and suggested
that, other propositions failing, the Do-
minion and Province should appoint an
arbitrator each, aid should these fail to
agree a third should be appointed by these
two to adjust the matters finally.
11Ir. H. E. Clarke was greeted with Oppo-
sition cheers. He said that for a number
of years peat there had been a deficit. Any
person could satisfy themselves about this
by ooneulting the public aocoante, or the
hon. gentleman's own authorized speech.
(Laughter.) The hon. gentleman never
dwells on the deficits, but soars over the
depthe of the unlike. 'Phe increase in
population, the development of „the Pro.
vinoo galled for ihoreased expenditure, but
there was no increase in the population or
development of the Province to correspond
with thin increased outlay. Then where
were the inoreaeed receipts 2 It was no
advantage to hide the tree state of affairs
from the publio by cooked statements,
ootild be shown front the hon. gentleman's
own statements that the expenses had in.
creased $1,800,000. Bet no one could
gather from the statement just furnished
to the notion anything about the deficits
without great trouble. He attaoked they
item of annuitiee, and olaimed that the
predeoeasor of the Hon. S. 0. Wood left a
surplas in the treasury of $4,825,526 in
hard Dash. Deduotiug the Dominion Gov-
ornrnent eubeidy, capitalized by the hon,
gentleman from the surplus of 1888; would
leave only $3,886,360, or $939,000 less than
when the Conservatives vacated the
Treasury benches. The vaunted surplus
was only a wooden dummy. The hon.
gentleman bad referred to the trust feuds
held by the Dominion Government. These
funds did not belong. to the Province,elout'
to the municipalities. They were not
assets.
Mr. Hardy -It is a mistake. We do own
them and they are an asset.
Mr, Creighton challenged the statement
of the 'Treasurer, and spoke fur some time.
Mr. J. Watere defended the amounts
paid by the Government to asylums and
public institutions. He said that the
principle' item in the expenditure was the
increase in the maintenance of the Central
Prison owing to the new regulations. Since
1873 a great many asylums had been added
to the Government list, The total reoeipta
einoe 1871 were $86 663,902 ; the total es,-
penditnre $85,725.325, leaving a balance by
this showing of $938,577. Add to this the
capital account of drainage and other de-
bentures, which would give the surplus.
Mr. Clancy moved the adjournment of
the debate.
Mr. Stratton -From the corporation of
the county of Peterboro' and other corpoia-
tione, praying for an amendment to the
Aesesement Act.
Mr. Guthrie -Petitions f rom the Munioi
pality of the county of Wellington, praying
for an act to amend the Assessment Act ;
from Knights of Labor Assembly 2,980,
praying for an Aot to constitute Boards of
Arbitration ; from the Municipal Council
of the county of Wellington, with referenoe
to County Boards.
Mr. Freeman -From the town of Lis-
towel, with reaped to the consolidation of
the town debt.
Mr. Hese-From the township of Wal-
lace, respecting the consolidation of the
township debt.
Mr. Lyon -From the village of Gore,
praying for incorporation.
Mr. Boas (Huron) -From the Huron
Ontario Railway, praying for an Act of
Incorporation to oonstruot a railway from
Goderioh to Hamilton.
Mr. O'Connor presented the report of the
Committee on. Standing Orders.
Mr. Gibson (Hamilton) presented the
report of the inspectors of factories.
Mr. Guthrie -To amend the Municipal
Aot.
Mr. Lyon -To incorporate the town of
Little Current,
Mr. Awrey-Reepeoting the Hamilton
Street Railway Company.
Mr. Meacham -1 o amend the Act to
authorize the appointment of Fire ,Guard-
ians.
Mr. Ingram -To enable the corporation
of the city of St. Thomas to inane water-
works debentures.
Mr. Ferguson -To amend the Municipal
Aot.
Mr. H. E. Clarke -To enable Charles
Northcote to settle certain lands.
Mr. Davie -To amend an Act incorpor-
ating the Toronto Dairy Co.
Mr J. Leys-An Act to amend the Aot
incorporating the Canada Landed Credit
Company.
Mr. Clancy wanted to know what were
the gross amounts paid into the license
fund for the years 1888 and 1889 respec-
tively. How much of the fund the munici-
palities imposed by by-law over and above
the statutory duties in each of snoh years,
and what were the gross amounts paid to
The municipalities and the Province respec-
tively for the same years.
Mr. Gibson (Hamilton) replied that the
gross amount p rid into the license fend in
1887 88 was $332,675.17. The groes amount
paid in for 1888.89 was $470,855.50 The
amounts imposed by municipalities by by-
laws in excess of the stantory duties for
liquor licenses for 1887-88 was $69,546, in
1888 89 it was $87,407. The gross amount
paid to municipalities on account of liquor
license fees for 188788 was $157,979.89, for
1888-89, $190,297.79. The gross amounts
paid to the Province for liquor licenses in
1887-88 was $201,542.45, in 1888.89, §232,-
511.55.
232;511.55.
Mr. Preston moved for an order of the
Hoose fora return showing the number of
schools aided by grants from the poor
school fund for 1888 and 1889. He thought
there should be a basis on which the in-
formation could be supplied, and of which
none at present existed to his knowledge.
Mr. Ross (Middlesex) replied tbat the
desired information could be found in the
Public School accounts. He was not aware
that a,ny changes had been made in the
regulations,but if there had been they were
slight. The department had been guided in
their grants by the condition of the die-
triote to be aided.
Mr. Preston cited an instance in which
he considered the amounts had not been
fairly divided, and urged a more equitable
dietribution of the grants.
The matter was allowed to stand.
Mr. Clancy moved that the debate be
adjourned till Tuesday next. Carried.
The House received a message from His
Honor the Lieut -Governor, thanking them
for the Address.
Mr. Creighton complained that the print-
ing of Bills had been delayed. A number
of Bills had been presented, and as they
had not been printed much delay in the
business of the Hoagie was the consequence.
Mr. Mowat explained that the matter
would be attended to.
Mr. Clanoy asked if the report of the
Agricultural College and Experimental
Farm would be forthcoming at an early
date.
Mr. Drury said that the manuscript was
in the printer's hands, and would be pre-
sented to the House in a few days.
NOTICES OF MOTION.
Mr. Waters -Bill to amend the Munici-
pal Aot.
Mr. Guthrie -Bill to amend the County
Courts Aot.
Mr. Stratton -Bill to amend the Menial -
pal Aot.
Mr. Ostrom -Bill to amend the Munici-
pal Aot.
Mr. Ostrom -Bill to amend the Aot re -
spading the driving of saw -logs and
other timber in lakes, rivers, create and
streams,
INFLUENCE OF HEREDITY.
She was a toper's daughter, yet was I
Hot lover and the maiden fair would wed.
I Yin t tho question to bor. Her reply :
Y don't earn 111 do,' was' all she8aii:
-Poet Whittier had an agreeable sur-
prise the other day in the shape of a check.
for $1,000 from Bonner Brothers in pay-
ment for his poempub]ished recently in
their weekly untitled, '' Tho captain/0
Will."
-The clean newspaper has, in the long
run, the most porrnanent circulation and
patronage. The paper which goea into the
homes and is read by the families is the
paper whioh counts its 'subscribers by the
year instead of depending upon the
fluctuating pales of the news companies,
and it is, after all, the family paper which
swinge the power. --Journalist.
-" I never wises a weather" groaned
the ground hog, crawling baok into s emu.