The Exeter Advocate, 1890-2-20, Page 6Save You EvQr NOtieell That
gavO
you oVer notieed When you're buying
berries by the peck •
Alkat those on top are large and ripe, without a
spot or speck ;
liale those beneath are small and green—hot
worth thp looking at,
,And altopther worthless—have you ever noticed
that 4,
gave you ever noticed in tbe summer when the
days are cold
Tile iceman leaves a larger chunk them 'what
your box will hold ;
But when the days are scorching hot and nearly
try your fat
Ere leaves the merest trifle—have you ever
noticed that ?
Base you ever noticed that the man who's
tliwaYS telling you
4)3out the wondrous things he's done aud what
he's going to do
Ts Imam( ah the present time—his purse is
busted tlat,
And "won't you loan a /Ivor ?—/aave you ever
noticed that ?
lifave you ever noticed fishermen all have such
awful luck,
The mammoth fish they neariy get fall back
int.) the brook,
And while of great fresh water whales they
ever wildly (Mat,
They bring home tiny minnows—have you ever
noticed that?
Rave you ever noticed officeseekers, ere election
day,
Grasp everybody's hand and something kind
and fetching say,
But who, when safe in office, with a salary big
and fat,
Forget the humble voter—have you ever noticed
that ?
THE DOSTERS:
ARomence of Georgian Life
I crave pardon, sir," Henry answered,
pressautly bowing. " It was doubtless a
mere vagary ofnay thoughss to imagine for
moment if that little beast were trying to
express its regret for the words with which
you just now characterized so excellent a
man as the Reverend Mr. Swinger. As a
matter of fact I aver most positively that I
did not know beforehand a word that he
was going to say in his exhortation last
night, if that was the occasion of his fancied
offence to yourself; indeed," he added,
smilingly, " I doubt if he knew, as he
usually speaks on such occasions according
to the inepiration that he feels prompted
However, pessing,thet by for the time,
and referring to the first remark, wherein
you notify me of your wishes regarding
your house, as you Beene it, and some at-
tentions that I have had the honor to pay
to your sister, I will answer that my im-
pression all along has been that the man-
eion in which you reside along with your
mother and her belonged to them jointly
with yourself, and having been treated by
them, on the few °wagons when I have
been there, with mtioh courteousness, 1 am
not quite sure that I shall observe that
portion of your demand; but I think—yes,
I rather think that, at least for some time,
le will."
" I rather think you will, sir."
"Perhaps you do. It concerns me little
whether you do or not. As to the other
portion, I must say to you frankly that I
shall pay no sort of attention to it whenever
rmay happen to meet Miss Joyner, unless
I find that her will in that behalf coincides
with yours."
" In the name of Goa ! " mid Hiram,
laboring hard to repress the loudness of
his voice, " what is a man to do in such a
ease "
After meditating a moment Henry an-
swered, " What would you do, pray, sir, if
the objeot of of your present ire, instead of
myself, were my relative, Mr. Thomas
Doster ? " Then he again looked up at the
squirrel, which had run up to a higher
limb, and was continning its warnings.
With deep scorn Hiram replied, " But
for Mr. Thomas Doster's leaving the camp
after your Fourth of July oration I should
have made through him the demand jest
t to you in person. It is not relevant to
,nensider what I might do were he in your
case, notwithstanding I will say that his
vicarious visits and attentions to my family
are disgusting to me ; infinitely less so,
however, if for his own personal ends,
would they be than his cousins's. No one
-could regret more than I do, on all accounts,
that I have not to deal with that gentle-
man, who, as I have always believed, has
same sense of honor and responsibility,
instead of his preaelaing cousin, who seeks
to thrust himself into my family, and
that, as I verily believe, by maligning a
man whom everybody who knows my
sister, and whom she herself until lately,
have been expecting that she would marry.
If you were not a preacher—even as it is I
can hardly refrain from putting on the
black oloth you wear to screen your person
from violence such marks as would disgrace
you in her eyes and others'. And I now
warn you, sir, that unless you cease
Hold, sir—hold for a brief moment, I pray
you," interruped Henry, still Bitting, as Hi-
ram stood withering with paseion. "Mr.
Hiram Joyner, I do not know how much I
ought to 'feel gratified by your words in
praise of my cousin. If they had been more
cordial they would have approximated
nearer his deserts. But, sir, it is not true
that I ever sought, and I claim to be a man
incapable of seeking to win the hand of any
woman, or any other object, that I may
deem necessary to my well-being, by the
employment of such arts as you mention.
Having answered this much to the insult-
ing charge which your manliness, it seems,
was not enough to withhold you from bring-
ing without proof, I have now to add that
my profession, or, the better to suit your
taste, the sort of clothes I wear, will help I
truat, to defend me against many a real
danger, bat I menu you that I neither
rely upon them as much as a jot now, nor
shall 1 hereafter in any poseible conflict
with you. For the sake of others of your
family I restrain the words that would rise
to my lips in further answer to your
•charges and your threatenings except to
eay that I brand the former as grossely
lalS9, and that I depise the latter as vain
menaces of a childish braggadocio."
He then rose and looked with calm
defiance upon bill adversary.
" God! " exclaimed Hiram, overpowered
by rage. Taking a step backward and
closing his fingers tightly he raised his hand
on high. Henry spraug forward and seized
ilia arm. At that moment, like the bull of
Marathon or him of Bs,aban, Mr. Swinger
rushed from behind the poplar and as he peit
'himself between the oorabittante, elbowing
them apart mid, in merry tome :
"No, you won't ; not quite you won't;
not if old Allen Swinger know hiseelf."
CHAPTER VIII.
No men could have foreseen what wonld
have been the belle of the contest. At least
tm could not Mr. Swinger; otherwiee his
deportment, ag they were presently mooted,
would have been different. The young race
mold not, but separate under the eeplasion
,of thou etalwart mime. He looked est
Itirana with ttagry disdain, an the latter
recoded with some seg of elmone for hav-
ing given away to hie passion so far beyond
what be Ined intended.
" }Brae Jemer "—flattening his lips against
fisteath-.—" want to know how 1 come
here ? Well, 1 tell you. 1 are yot1 and
tlettry Dawster a-tettodn' to these woods and
knoWed from porde o' miter talk in the
neighborhood1 bored abett you wee up to
rmenii,ortal4aenvilrooket
ent'4e;ast8ad
0nI btilueeld
emclI,a
thee papier than Olnyon mu come down
now, you littlevarment "—Moking up at the
equirrel, that had net yet °mud its cone-
plaininge ; "you like to veld on nee, though
I weren't teeter your young num. Go 'long
home ! "
'The squirrel took him at his word, des-
eendea, tripped joyouely to the poplar, Dna
was soon laiticleo withea its nest.
"And now," Mr. Swinger reeumea, " you
want to know how I come to part you two?
Well, len up and tell you that, too. It were
jos because I were 'epicioneri Henry Dews -
ter a beim' ruttier light weight, and eet
usea to soh, you might of ben too much
for him. Uneeretaud '2 If I hadn't ben
jubous on them p'ints in my mind I'd a
stood back and a let him lam you till you
hollered and out with some o' your mean.
nese. The good Lord Immo I ain't for
fighttn when it can be help; bat when it
can't, thee Pin for pitchin' in; and when
I am in, Pm for fennin' out the concern,
even if 1 does have a rewivle on my bands.
And let me tell you, Him Jyner, if it hem
ben me, 'end othie yearlin' of a boy,
no sooner'n you out with your oudattions
sass, I'd whirled in on you and Po a
frazzled you oat so that you'd a ben thank-
ful to be let take it all back. I'm not
a-denyin' I were meaninsome o' my
words last night for you along o' teother
ongodly (Maps, that you special got right in
the path o' my chergin' and looked that
impotent that I were jos ableeged to give
you a passin' wipe; but when you say I
were pat up by this boy here—when you
say that, you tell a—. '
" There, there, Brother Swine,er 1" ex-
claimed Etenry, do not—I beg you do not
utter the word. Mr. Joyner doubtless be-
lieved to be true what he said."
" Well "—reluotently lowering the arm
he hed raised—" I'll do as you say, Henry.
Mayby he did. But it go to show what
fool notions some people have, that they
think so much more& theirself than t'other
people know they're worth that they'll go
off heintiocked, and nothin' but a flash in
the pan at Met. Now, Hume Jyner, your
father, Zenil Jyner, were a man I thought
a heap of, 'spite e his bein' sech a streen-
ious Baletise But yit he were a mono'
them kind that he'd a 'never denied a bein'
o' that, nor whatsonever else he might
think it were his jaty : and he were not a
man to jes find fan't and make a hullaballoo
with people that he have no more ocossion
than you has with me or Henry Davester,
ary one, without you jos natohuilly thinks
people belongs to you to order 'em about as
you please—hanh ? "
" If he is through, sir," said Hiram, sul-
lenly, still looking only at Henry, "1 with-
draw the charge which Mr. Swinger—
though wine his usual extreme rudeness—
has convinced me to have been without
just foundation. It is poesible thee I was
overhasty in referring in such terms to your
profession; but the demand I made regard-
ing your deportment towards my family I
repeat, and I shall trust to be able to
enforce it. As for Ur, Swinger'he is too
old a man for me emu think of resenting
his coaree insults,"
He then turned and weekee rapidly away.
" Old or young," answered Mr. Swinger,
loud enough to be heard but for the sway-
ing shrubbery and the sound of the
trampled leaves, 4, he could fan you out so
bad you'd have to be took up and took
home in pieces. In my day I wanted uo
better fun than to handle seoh as you, two
at a time. Sher, boy! sher 1"
Henry had sat down again and covered
his face with his hands. Looking fondly
upon him, the old man said:
"Come, my son, te.ke down them ha,nds
and liven up. 't har's nothin' to cry about,
nor not even to be sorry about, exceptin'
it's for not Hokin' that bar into some sort
o' shape; which, I hadn't ben afeered you
was too light weight for the above, I'd a let
you a done it. It ain't of'en seltleth'dis'
preacher have to fight; but when he do it's
a positive needoessity for him to whop the
fight, or he'll git that cowed that he can't
preach the blessed gospel effecuil like it got
to be preached to make headway with the
gen'razion o' sinners we has to deal with in
this gen'ration ce people. The good Lord
don't want them he have ohoosed for to
preach his word to go about mmakin'
practice o' fightin''and piokin' up fights
with Tom, Dick, and Harry; but nether
do he want 'em to be mbackirndown when
people tries to run over 'em. So git up and
look peert. Yon got to preach agin to-
night."
The young man looked up with imploring
remonstrance.
" Yes, sir 1 " the elder answered, unre-
lentingly. " It's done fixed, same as the
law o' the Mede and Persian. This very
night of our Lima some more o' your sweat
and whut elee stuff you got in you got to
come out. Another reason I some rather
you wouldn't hitch with Rime Jyner, and
look all tousled and bunged up when you
ris in the pulpit. Come, git up, and march
back, and don't you open your month nary
one time about what have took place this
mornin'. It'll do you more good than
harm, and in more ways than one. But I
hain't got time to talk about that now."
Taking him by the arm, he raised him
up, and they repaired to their tent. They
were not surprised to hear during the day
that Hiram ana Ellen had left the camp
and gone home. With what little reflection
he had time to give to the matter, Henry
rather thought he would have thus
advised. With every successive effort he
rose higher in men's eon:done. The camp
was continued only two daya longer than
the usual time, when, owing to the great
strain on tent -holders, it was broken up,
and the [services earned on for another
week in town. In this while Henry saw
Ellen not at all, though after the return to
town he met Harriet daily at the Ingramse
The' rencontre in the woods became known
only to those immediately interested in it,
and its extent to not all of them until some
time afterwards. Second only to that he
felt in the great revival was Mr. Swinger's
interest in the fortune of his dear protege,
and in their private interviews he spoke of
them in cheerful hope.
" Go on, my boy, witn your aties, and
attend to them the beet you know how.
Not only the good Lord, but everybody
else, have respects of a man that stand up
to hie jute?. When this rneetin' is over,
then we can see how it suit to move. Him°
Jyner settinl at you ain't goin' to do you
any harm, speak,' when it's forma out how
you stood up to him. That part got to
oonee out certain if the rest do. Whatever
you do, don't let Tom know yit how it all
were. Tom's fiery hisself. It's best for
him not to know all about it, so he can
keep goin' that, med keep you posted how
the land lays. 'Term bettor not go anigh the
Jynerre y it awhile. They ain't no doubt
'Erne's told his people all tebont it—bull-
headed feller that he itl—and your a goin'
to the Mame and not thar, it'll show Mesas
Jyner that you bete reitpeots of her Mello%
and it'll maktt Ellen naadder with Hime
and more deterna'ed to lean on you, and
it'll fetoh Mange to a heed quicker. The
old lady come of fightin' stook, Babtie as
they Wa00 spa she ain'tgoin' to think lees 0'
yeti for atandin' wetter)up tee Hime, her
own eon if he do be; and as for the young
'an, segaelettate her stronget. Wine"
ming, Henry beweter, its a Maki o oreetere,
I don't keer how skeery they Make Mit
therneelveri, they want them they gin ' to
take up with to be feared o' nothiu epeeial
01411,01ot has two legs. A man got to
etudy winimiog to find out all atom 'ern,
like had to do when I were a -outman'
Mester, and they had me up a tree. Why,
Me, in 'damn theme a teller, and he were
Fleeter's emote, sina he have prop'teettud
he wore a big teller and a fighine feller, and
he wanted Hester Inc his own aelf, he dia—
ler she were pretty as 0 pinle— and he made
all kind o' pine in me. And I teok it,
bemuse I were &Marcia o' miepleasiin any
her relation and kinfolke, and a leetle more
ani he'd a got her. At lest, when I see
how things was o gwine, I got neeperne
end so one day I mete Jahn in tom), and
he hadn't hardly more'n said the word
beats to me beleee I lit on him, I did, and
wore him out. Now whut you think were
the upshot o' seoh as that 7 Well, sir, the
very next time I are Heater she were oomiu'
out o' meanie' ; for I daran't not come
mai& her nials house; and when she see
ine she bowed, she did, and ehe smile ; and
the next day, when I went thar all a-trimb-
lual—for she were a beauty, I tell you, boy,
and she hold her own now along with any
of 'ma yit, ae people men me for theyeelf—
but, when I got thar, ef she didn't rise,
and, a.s I understood the motion, she hilt
her arms open. She always say she didn't.
All the some to me. Into theta arms I
flawed, same as a eparrer from a hawk, and
thar I ben ever since, blessed be God ! And
vehut's more, her ma, that fellers own
blessed aunt on his father's side, she got
riconeiled to the match, which up to then
she ben horstile, same ef I come of Tory
people. No, sir; that's wlmraing the
world over; aud main reason I parted you
and Rime, I were feared o' your light
weight. But you showed thesperrit, and,
as the feller said, that are suffioient. No,
sir; that skrimmage will go to fetoh the
business to a oompermise quicker than if it
hadn't happened. It woald of done it
quicker if it had ben the Mays, which they
ain't that awful streenions about Bsbtis
as the Jynere. lit, my son, you done
right in follerin' your instink o' love.
believe in her strong as pizen, same as I
did thirty year ago. A man got no businese
a-wantin' to marry any female girl without
she seem to him at the very top o' creation,
so to speak, and he feel the instink o' love
breakin' out all over him in spots big es a
sheepskin. No, sir 1"
Henry smiled, aa well at the speoulations
of Mr. Swinger on his own ronartntic ex-
periences as at the intimation thus given
unintentionally of his partial regret that
his young friend's affections had not found
SI lodgment somewhet further down the
river.
CHA•P PER IX.
Whether or not Mr. Swinger understood
human nature as well as he claimed, re-
sults justified his predictions. Ellen pru-
dently refredued from expressions of ,uatich
feeling at home. She managed to see Tom
Doster on the day of her return from the
camp -ground, and in the interview both
gave and received some salatary advice.
Two weeks afterwards, when Mrs. Joyner
found out that Henry bad been in the
neighborhood and had called only at the
Mays', ehe said to Hiram
"You've made matters worse by your
foolish interference. Ellen has seen that
Henry Doster is quite able to take care of
himself against violent young men like you,
and though she don't say so in those words,
it's plain to me that, just as I'd be in her
place, she thinks more of him than she did
before; and it would have looked much
more decent, besides being better every
way, if the young man, when he was down
here, could have come right on to the house,
instead of having to meet the child at—the
Mays'. The respect he showed for himself
as well as us all by keeping away proves to
me that he's a gentleman, and if he wasn't
a Methodist preacher I don't know that I
should feel so much opposed to it. As it
is, you've put it where it's worth nobody's
while to say anything about it, one way or
another.'
" I've done my duty," answered Hiram,
bluntly. "Ellen, is she always has done
in spite of my advice, will do as she pleaees,
espeoially when you don't try to hinder
her; but euch things are very far different
from anything pa ever anticipated."
- Then he went ont, in order to let this
remark, as he knew it would, rankle in his
mother's mind.
Mrs. May also had her words of indigna-
tion for Hire.m's conduct and admiration
for that of Henry.
" Why, William," she said to her son,
" Sally Joyner ought to be proud of such a
young man for Ellen's bean, and if she
wasn't Bach a Baptist, and so proud of
Horeb because Mr. Joyner started it, ehe
would. Upon ray word, when I heard how
he had behaved to Hiram in what was the
most uncalled-for attack I ever heard of,
to say nothing of camp -meeting going on at
the time, I deolare, Methodist preacher as
he is, I couldn't but wish--. However, I
won't say that; but you two boys, William
May and Hiram Joyner—how have you
two boys abused your opportunities 1 I've
no patience with either of yon!"
Will laughed as he turned away, for
already Mary Anderson, whose father's
land and negroes were just across the
river, was beginning to seem in his eyes
about the equal of anybody.
In all this while the mind of the pastor
of Horeb had been anxiously exercised, in
spite of several quite unexpected immer-
stone, which there was no denying were ow-
ing to the late Methodist revival. He tried
to be reasonably thankfal that some little
good had come out of such a whirlypool, as
he was wont to characterize the camp -meet-
ings, but he must brood over the possible
lose of at least one favorite lamb. Outside
of his own home, except when in the pulpit
or when engaged otherwheres in religious
(partionlary denominational) discussion, he
was far from being a wordy person, and he
rieldom meddled, except when appeal was
made to him, in family matters among his
congregations. One evening Hiram Joyner
came over to his house, and after merely
saluting Mrs. Buffington, asked her husband
for a private conservation. After the
visitor had gone, the groans and other
interjectionel things from Mr. 13tillington,
being more than common, awakened some
curiosity in his wife.
" Whut in the world Hiom Jyner want
'ith you, Mr. Bulennon, make you look so
serous? I don't know when that boy ben
to thia houee before."
" I ought to look ser'ous, 'omen, if I
don't. Hiom Jyner sere:nee too, andwell he
mout be. I didn't, know tell now the intruet
he take in Horub, which Zekol Joyner
thought and believed he were foundin' on a
rock when he built her, and him nor
nobody elee ever expected se& a thing in
this whole ontimely world tte to see a
Methidis' comin' down here and breakin' of
her up by =rum' into a fanebly that nether
wants him or hien. There reports about
them girls was jet the Mot -truth, and Hiom
Joyner say that if soneethin' ain't done, and
that soon, beth them famblies le lorake nee
from Hornh. For you know well enough,
to my gamer, fleet them Mays they ain't
never been good, genuine leabtis' like the
joynets, and when that preacher, that heeti
Tom Dortister's °engin, Rod TOM a-helpini
him—my Lord! •And when he have tdok
Ellen away, Iliotit say they clean to get
Tom and lekirriett in time, and, I cen't tell
the time I felt like I ben a-feelin' for tilia
hist hem, When 1 ben eountin on Tom
Dorriater for one a' the very Mail
deacons when he got a little more
age and expeunce an his shouldere
and as for the he)piix' sapport
the parstor moorain' to his propty, he hen
the one most 'pennance wee to be pat of all
of 'em. I wouldn't a believed it ot Tom
Dorrister. And not only so, but I alwaye,
tell Ude news, counted on the jindin' o' thee
banns whensoever they got enarried that
everybody never had ary seole a thought but
Ellen and ,Willem Mem and Mom Jeeeee
and Hare.% And I'll jest toll you how it'll
be. The old man Swine,er'll be the (me to do
tbe waren' o' that Demister preaoher and
Ellen, and then he'll hop up and
put Tom and Haat through a
bciin of Tom' d cousin, arid in
eourse a menthe' back hie fee he paid ole
Br'er Swinger, and I elmen't be even iuvited
to nary one o' their weddin's. Ain't I got
cause to feel ser'ona, omen 7"
" Ob, Mr. Bull'n'ton," began his affection-
ate wife, with comforting, intent, 4, if rt s the
lots and lotteries of them young people—eP
"Don't talk to me about your lots and lot-
teries, female 1" he bawled. "Tour lots and
your lotteries don't do any good to my
mind, the fix my mind's in."
The good wife subeided, and could sym-
pathize only in silence with the multitudi-
nous oomplainings of her lord before sleep
that night came imparting temporary
relief.
The next morning, after awakening, the
first words that Mrs. Bullington overheard,
sounding as if they oame up from the bottom
of an extremely deep grave, were, " Woices
the time have come when woices got to be
raised and let out in mob a que,n—darous—
conee off! e
About an hour after his breakfast Mr.
Bullington rode over to the Joynerse Dis-
mounting solemnly, eolemnly hitohing his
horse, he walked as if his legs barely were
able to take his gigantic form into the
piazza.
"Brother Buffington," quickly said Mrs.
Joyner, even before taking his hand, "you
are not well. I saw it the minute I laid
eyee on you. Take that rocking -chair,
unless you are afraid to sit out in the open
air, and I'll have Nanoy bring a dipper of
cool water from the well."
leie let himself down upon the rocker, and
waved his hand veith some defiance to the
open air, as if the harm it could do, added
to that already poured from other sauces,
was merely contemptible. And when able
to speak, though in much feeblenees, he an-
ewered "How do you do, Sister Jyner,?
No, Sister Jyner, I ain't afraid o' the
ar That ar can't hurt me. Yon said
eomethin' about water, if I heerd correct,
Seater Jyner, and I'll acknowledge my mind
were a-mu:loin' on water the minute you
spoke. No, uo,—oh, no1 " And he raised
a hand in mournful, firm deprecation as the
lady started into the house to call for the
beverage. "My raind, I say, have been
amunnin' on water more here lately than I
'member it have run there speoial Bence I
were old enough to be cionwicted o' the
value, not so much for the drinkin' of it,
leastways for the present. Foot is, I never
doubted nor wished to deny the good Lord
made water for man and beast to drink;
one thing. But the mainest thing, if I
understand the Scriptue water, when it
were made, it were made for people to git
down into it, and have theirselves dipped
into it, or nether, as the Soriptur' say,
baptized into it, bythem He have apPinted
the authority to wash away their sins. And
I well 'members how that used to be the
idees that Br'er Zekol Jyner had on them
same subjects, and I couldn't begin to tell
the times, me and him, that we always
went together in our mind, same ef we been
two blaok-eye peas. Bat, a -last I him a
bein' now dead and goned, and me left here
and a-tryin' to peg away best I oan by
myself—no, no, Sister Jyner, I don't want
no water to drink, a yit, a not a-denyin' I
Won't take a gourd after a while. Whar's
Ellen ? "
" Harriet came by here a little while ago
and got Ellen, and they rode together over
to Sister Doster's."
" Rode to Sister Dorrister's 1 The good
Lord send it were to stay thar 1" he mid,
with solemn heartiness. "That is, of
course, I mean when the child git ready to
leave the parenchen ruff. But it give me,
her bein' away, a some better chance o'
empt'in' my mind of some o' the load that
look like I caret sleep o' nights a•thinkin'
on poor Br'er Zekol Jyner, and a leetle
more and I'd. a lost my appetites for my
victuals."
(To be Continued).
Thoughts By the Way.
The man who fears God shall be taught
by God in God's own way.—Dr. M. It.
Vincent.
Some one said of a fine and honorable
age that it was the childhood of immortal-
ity.—Findar.
Sin is to be overcome, not so much by
maintaining o direct opposition to it as by
cultivating opposite principles.—Fuller.
All our actions take their lines from the
complexion of the heart, se landscapes their
variety from the light. —W. T. Bacon.
On a sun, dial which stands upon the pier
at Brighton is inscribed this most hopeful
line: "Tis always morning eomewhere in
the world."
The serene, silent beauty of a holy life is
the most powerful inflaenoe in the world,
next to the might of the spirit of God.—
Spurgeon.
Beautiful is the year in its coming and in
its going—moat beautiful and blessed, be-
cause it is always the year of our Lord.—
Lucy Larconz.
A Western Classic.
Franklin Parke—Of course I shall gee
you at the symphony concert, Blies Pray -
roe? Your aunt tells me that you're
devoted to music.
Miss Prayree (a visitor from Chicago) —
Indeed I am 1 And it's an orchestra of 60
pieces, you say? Ole, I do so hope they'll
play "Down WontMcGinty 1"
eiot a mopefui case.
Mr. Fainwed—Then you refuse to marry
me ? •
Mrs. Blainehence—For the present I
naast. My husband is in good health and
we are the best of friends. I will keep your
address and if a vacancy should occur I will
drop you a line.
The Florida orange crop this year is
reckoned at 2,000,000 boareti.
Saillier's Catholic Directory for 1890
estimates the Catholic population of the
United States at 8,277,039. There are
8,332 priests, 7,523 oharchee, 3,302 chapels,
35 theologioel seminaries with 2,132 sten
dents, 102 colleges, 636 acederniee, 553
charitable institutions and 8,194 parochial
schools with 633,238 pupils.
Archbishop Fe.breni organ, Le Senzaine
Religeztae, denonmee the proposed taxation
of religious property.
The Rev. Dr. Ilymen A.bbott is (hawing
nearly as large corigregettione to Plymonth
ChM& as Henry Ward Beecher did in hie
lest damn In a late Sunday •eermon Mr.
Abbott took r&tbe a pesidmietieve oi
the conntry's future.
The Census 13111 about to be introduced
by the English Government will provide
that hereafter the miens be taken eery
five years.
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QUA OVItttEniqx.
The O0e4t10n of tlie Issue or Money tri
canana—Tne varloiui
What kinds of money leave you gat in
your pocket? No gold, probably; a dollar
or two in silver coins, whiele are worth
almost their Moe veluts to mule the melting
pot, and some bills. What eort of bide
Oa one you reed Abet 4, The Dominion of
"Canada will pay te bearer Two Dollars,
"Ottawa, July 2ud, 1887." Oa aaother
that 4' The Traders' Bank of Caned& will
" pay Five Dollars to the bearer oa de-
mand, Toronto, 2nd J '
elly 1885." The
membere of Parliament, tilebankers and
other Co,nedians are now discuming pro-
posed changes in the ourrouoy system of
the country. We learn from the Canada
Gazette that Donainien notes to the amount
of 015,085,057 were out at December 31s1,
made up of
Fractional $ 172,667 bo
31 and bg 6,350,951 75
$4 4/5,768 00
30, 310 and 300 11,767 65
$50 and $100 379,40 00
3000 and 31,000 7,743,000 00
Total 315,005,657 90
The bank e reported that they had on
deposit at teat date e9,117,810.86 of Do.
minion notes, eo the people must have had
4e5,967,847 worth in their pockets and tills.
There were alto bank notes in circulation
to the mamma of e33,577.700, including
02 733,523 of tlae Bank of Commeroe, 41517,-
150 of the Tradere Bank, 41988,888 of the
Bank of Hamilton, e5,446,225 of the Bank
of Montreal, e1,224,833 of the Bank of
British North America, e1,816,711 of
Dd.olson's Bank and 92,961,780 of the Men
clients' Bank. Thus it appears that the
community can make nee of abont 940,000,-
000 worth of paper currency. Now, what
are the requirements of such a oarrenoy ?
If tbe banks are Milano their " promises
to pay " as currency, it is important that
the notes shall be redeemed in
even when a baule suspends payment. Tide
has been provided for by making the notes
a prior lien on the entire assets of the
bank, and by the "double 'Minty " of
shareholders. Every bank whioh hos sne-
pended since this arrangement came into
operation has ultimately paid its notes in
fall. Some Ions has been caused, however,
by the notes of a suspended bank falling to
a ,discount temporarily, between the date of
sospension ana the winding up of thebank's
affairs. A man might watt to use his
money, and he could not afford to wait for
the time when the notes would be re-
deemed at par so he disposed of them at
a discount. To obviate this necessity, it is
proposed to establish a " Currency Security
Fined." Each bank shall pay jam a fund,
to be held by the Finance Minister and the
General Managers of the several banks, one
half of one per cent. per annum on its
average circulation, until the total amount
in the hands of the trustees of thie fund
reaches 5 per cont. on the average circula-
tion of each bank. By this means a fund
of e2,000,000 can be accumulated
in a few years which, invested
in Dominion of Canada seourities,
would place the possibility of a lose beyond
doubt. Each bank contributing to the
and would draw the interest annually on
its depoeit, and in the event of reducing
the volume of its ciroulation or going ont
of busineee would be permitted to withdraw
its proportion. Should a bank fail and be
unable to pay its notes in full, the fund
would of course be depleted, and the banks
again have to resume the annual payments
of one-half of 1 per cent. until the amount
drawn was made up; but in the past no
such loss would have occurred to the fund,
and it is urged upon the Government that
banks shall be established hereafter upon a
much safer basis if the existing banks
undertake to give this guatemtee. Inthe
event of the failure of a bank it is also pro-
posed that its notes shall bear 6 per cent.
interest until the liquidator announces hie
ability to redeem. It would follow from
this that the notes of a suspended bank
would be received by every bank, and would
be willingly held by them, until the receiver
was able to pay, in order to earn the 6 per
cent. interest, the holder having the know-
ledge that he oould at any time fall back
on the guarantee fund.
It is a cause of complaint that Canadian
bank notes are subject to a discount
a, long way from home; that notes of the
Bank of Hamilton are not willingly taken
at par in Prince Edward Island, and that
notes of the Bank of Yarmouth, N. Se are
only accepted at a discount in Hamilton.
To remove this liability to discount for
geographical reasons—to make it certain
that the notes of any Canadian bank
shall be received at par in any part of
Canada—it is proposed to make it
obligatory on the part of every bank to
arrange for the redemption of its notes at
the commercial centre of each Province
in the Dominion ; that is, at mole cities
as Charlottetown, Halifax, St. John,
Montreal, Toronto, Winnipeg, Regina, or
Calgary, Vancouver or Viotoria. And to
prevent any bank from refusing at an
outlying point in a Province the notes of a
bank redeemable at the commeroial centre
of that Province, it is suggested that the
notep•of all banks which have conformed
to the Act shall be received by other
banks in payment of debts to a limited
extent yet to be fixed.
These suggested amendments appear
sufficient to provide the two requirements,
the look of which has led to a demand for
the adoption of the United States National
Bank note system in Canada. The
Canadian bankers argue that the Ameriosn
system is unscientific because there is no
relation between the power under which
bank notes are iesued on the one hand and
the cumeney requirements of the country
on the other, whereas in Canada there is
almoet an absolute ratio. To illustrate
this: During the years when it was pro.
fitable to &peak bowie with the United
States Government and obtain circulation
therefor, there was inflation, which in the
end helped to bring about the panic of
1873; while daring the yeare when it was
unprofitable to depoeit bonds and issue
circulation therefor, a contraction of the
currency has taken place so violent that it
mast have worked fearful commercial die -
aster had the gap not been filled with paper
dertificates againet silver. Therefore, in
order that clemency issued under Govern.
ment bonds should exectly meet the
requirements; of the country, we would
have to suppose that the profit from the
issue of each notes was just sufficient to
induce bankere to inn° the right amount
of notes; and even then there would be no
elasticity whatever to phovide for the mei-
rattM and minimum issues of each year.
It is not only necessary' for a currency to
be elastic with respect to the numb:atm
and minimum imany one year, but it must
also fall and rise with the requirement° of
trade over a, seriee of years, This quality
the Canadian bank circulation has alweye
possessed and the A.ruerlean Mutilation has
RS distinctly lacked.
Conteasting the Canadian with the
United States syetem, the aaveritages of
large Menke with bran& systems having a
natiehal importimee, at egeinst Members clf
email hankie inaividually weak, and having
May it load ineportande, May be urged.
The branch systein is developed 6 a 'very
large ettent by the Mutilation prieileme
bbs &a&d&nbaflk bav, not tinty
' because of theprofit from these iSones, but
bemuse the till, money M all *he branches
mete the benke nothing, being la fact not
money until it has been Put into deo:da-
tion. It is believed by bankers that the
lose of thie power would cause the gust
invoke in Canada to eventually oloso
third, or peeeibly one half, of their officee.
Now QUO great feature of the branch sys-
tem is that it Wogs to every little town of
1,000 to,1,200 people, and upward, a. safe
piece of deposit, and an institution from
which Madera may obtain loans, possessing
o firemcial strength and prestige altogether
different Mean that of the ernell banke
wideah minister to the wants of towns and
cities in the United States. Thin is a very
great point in times ot financial stress.
11 1* is adinitted that the funoteon of
bank is to gather in the surplus earninge
from communities where there is more
money paved than is required for new ven-
tures, and to lend that money 000 10 portions
of the country where the ne w ventures exceed
the annual savinge, the branch bank sve-
tem perfonne these functions admirably,
while the American syetern utterly fails to
do so. In the United States it ia no unoora-
mon thing to find beaks in New England
overloaded with oapitel which they are
eager to lend on good eeourity at 4 per
mut., while the bast borrowers in States
like Kamm are paying 10 and 12 per cent.
In Canada we can see the extraordinary
development of the branch system in the
Bank of Montreal, whioh gathere money in
the Me,ritime Provinces from a people who
save annually much more than they require
for new ventures, and lends it on the Pacific'
slope where the enterprises are out of all
proportion to the savings of the people.
There are some who ineist that the
banks should not have power to issue their
notes as currency at all, but that the legal
tender of the countryshould all bear the
impress of the Government. People take
the Dominion ones and twos readily, and
they would take Dominion fives and tens
just as readily, in place of bank notes.
Then, whatever profit there is in the
circulation would accrue to the whole
people instead of to a private corporation,
and when a note was lost or burned the
whole people would be the gainers. Were
Dominion notes made the sole paper mer-
rency of the country, it would be necessary
to guard carefully against the irredeemable
feature, so that there should be no inflation
of currency and consequent depreciation
as was the case fifteen years ago in the
United States and is the ease now in
Russia. The Dominion notes mush be
redeemable on demand in gold, and the
Government would have to keep a gold
reserve. It might be suffiaient to keep
one dollar in gold for every e3
of note lame; or a minimum
might be fixed for the issue of notes 012
the credit of the country—something len
than the lowest ascertained requirement
of the country—and the entire issue above
that minimum could be secured by the de-
posit of dollar for dollar in gold.
The banks would lose the profit they now
derive on oiroulstion. Probably the bank
dividends would come down; possibly the
rate of benk interest would go up. Per-
haps, as hinted above, some of the bank
branches in email villages would be closed.
We cannot discuss the pros and cons of
this question ex cathedra, but rather in
tentative spirit. Primarily, the 1 unction
of a bank is to provide a safe place of
deposit for the eurplus money of those who
have, and to lend the money of share-
holders and depositors on good security to
those who have not. The circulation
privilege is an added function, which
evidently is valued by the bankers. We
can safely assume that it does them good;
it is for Parliament to decide whether it
infliote harm upon the country at large.
Principal McGregor's Strange Disease.
Since the last day of last year I have
(says Principal McGregor, of McMaster
University) been seeking what advantage
might come to me through hospital life
and treannent in New York City, and /
can thus for fix no date at which my stay
here may end. I am still lying on my
back in bed with a weak spine and the
lower part of my body paralyzed. Thus
far I haye had no return of power to the
paralyzed parts, but the day of possibility
and hope is not gone by yet. I am now re-
ceiving treatment from ,Dr. A.
B. Judson, son of the great missionary. His
special department is orthopedic surgery,
and by the application of brace pressure to
the spine with cautery and suspension hole
now working for a removal of the paralyeim
Should the means now employed bring
about no ,improvement in the ensuing Rix
weeke I may then have my spine opened.
by Dr. Weir, one of the foremost
of living surgeons. The operation is
rare and critical and leas been at-
tempted only withia recent years and
chiefly in America. Yet though critical
the leading surgeons in this city think the
risk of life in the operation maoh leas than
I was led to regard it before coming here.
I have learned of a number of cams of
paralysis in which the operation ha e been
performed in this city. None of these were
followed by fatal issues and in about half
of them large advantage was gained. Yet
no very acourete prediotion can be made
regarding results fence the operation has
been performed in very few cases, perhaps
not more than 25 or 31.1 ell told. The phy-
sicians here agree that my paralysis is dua
to a slight displacement of two or three
vertebrae in the apinal column, and that
this displacement is due to some external
injury which has wrought eome decay in
the bone and thus given rise to the curva-
ture. Dr. Weir tells me he believes that
any tendency to decay in the bone at the
point of injury has been wholly arrested,
and that it is fortunate for me, since it is
often progressive and therefore amerce -
milled with dangerous ulcers and aboesses.
Ile says he regards my cam ars (mite hope-
ful, that I have two good chances of
recovery, one through the present ortho.
pedio treatment, and if that should fail
another through surgery.—Canadian Bap.
fist.
Thts is the Way of It.
Wife—Dear George, how does the smoking
cap suit you that I presented you with at
Christmas?
Husband --I am delighted with it, dearest.
It waa very thoughtful, very kind of you to
give me Ruch a present.
W.—The bill for it has just 00108 10. Will
you pay it now, or shall I tell the inert, to
call again?
John Smith on a Back tieat.
. In one city at leant John Smith hes to
take a hack seet. The directory or Min-
neapolis revues the fact that there are in
that city 2,000 Ole Olesone, 1910,Brick
Ernikeens, 1,216 Nebo Nelsone and 1,011
John Johnsons, Evidently Minneapolis id
somewhat of a Scandinavian eity.—New
York Tribune.
It Would. Not be Hare.
Mrs. Small (to Stitt Boarder)—Won't yott
have some pound mike?
Star Boardee--Thanke, xi°. I forgot to
put my bottle of pepsin in my pocket.
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Mrs. brae toketi, of Cleveland, Ohionile
probably the youngest Widow bn reeorl
ger husband died of the grip lane, week.
They were married throe weeks ego the age
Of the bride being 14 years.