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'young oadiee organize a Society to put a
cheek upon Bigamy and the peeeptioae
Practiced ley ;Koshers end mules. Mr. Wallace introdaced a bill to inoor-
,
'e The thriving and ' enterprieirig town of perste the Gena Orange leodge of Boitieh
plymouth, Pa.,'hes a novel sooiety, It ie America,
know& asdhecroutig Ladies' Protective As. Mr, Ceding, in reply to Mr. Qineen, at
Eel:dation, aind iju primary object ifi) the the Government was considering the odvis-
protection' of the, matrimonial iatereete of ability of establiehing an experimental
the young vedneest of the Plaoe. "Girls between dairy in connection with the Experimental
the ages of 17 and 30 are eligible. No Farm. ,
woman oan be admitted over the age of 30, Mr. Chartton announced that the pro.
Jilt why theeroan't ie explained by a clause meters of the three bills on reeipreeity in
in the by•laws of the s'Omety whioh reads: wrecking had agreed to let them stand till
Sea. 15. No woman over the age et 30 Thursday next, if the Government wotild
shall be eligible to membership in this agree to make them the firet order a the
society, beoeuse members of that age would day.
have teething in common with younger Mr. Foster laid on the table of the House
merabere, and therefore these, 'pereons the estimates fa the year ending June Mat,
would be a detrithent to the organizetion. 1891.
The society has now a membership of The estimatee were referred to the Com
47, and is still growing. One black ball is mittee of Supply.
sufficient to keep an ,applicant out. Mies Mr. Bain, (Wentworth), in eaking for re -
Lillian C. taunter, a Suadaydichool teacher, turns, said that the oorrespendence es to
is the president of the sooiety, and Miss iho ownership of the Waterloo and Dandas
Menai° Vonderernithis seoretary. Road had been pinged since 1885. Owing
In explaining the working of the eooiety to the unsettled state of the ownership the
,to a Philadelphia Times men, the searetary road was in a very bad state and people
amid _.: had to pay toll at four gates. For the five
" Alan is 'fall of deception. He doesn't years the matter had been in diepute
practice iteo much on hie fellow -man as he people had beencompelled to carry on
does on poor, helpless women. We had a systematic warfare against the present
case here in point about two years ago. A holder, in order to compel him to keep it in
young name, who in the town was (tonsil. some sort of condition. It was a rearioue
ered a model, married one of our 1:1108t local irritation to be forced to pay toll for a
beautiful and accomplished young ladies. road tiled was thee neglected. He hoped
Three raonths after the marriage it Was the Minister would try end urge on his de -
found thet the minwas not a model, but a pertinent and get this matter settled.
villain. He had been living a dual life.
This tact was known to "several ladies, but
they did not deem it their duty to inform
the prospective bride -Until it ,was too late.
The young vvife.diecl„thortly afterward a a
broken heart.
"Now, you pee with our present organi-
zation there can hardly be a repetition ot
tinch foul crime. We •meet gime a month
and discuss sopiety,i loye and matrimonial
affairs: If a 'yciang man is,, pitying atten-
tion to one of our members we appoint a
committee of three to 'find out jut how the
young man stands—finienoially,omorally,
and otherwicie. And. you can 'depend Upon
it that we find out, too, for What a woman
osn't fidit out onAtioh a mission isn't worth'
finding out.
" At the next meeting this committee
makee a report. If the lover is found to
be all. right -the ybang'- lady in the tease is
notified to Meat effect. The good parte
of db.& mane:are:4611Y explained, in, ,the
presence of .tell therdernbers. .If theanen
ie bed in hie everyeday life his sweetheart
alone is apprised of his faults. Should
she continue to receive his 'attentions she
is warned that a continuance of the same
will cause her expulsion from the sooiety.
"What is still worse, the man is black-
listed, and every member of the society
know; by this that there is a clerk side to
his character, although only the committee
appointed to investigate hie case knows all
his faults.- If a man lie poor financially,
andit iatheught he oarosot support a wife,
he is marked • church naottee.' The mean•
ing of this is that if a girl wants to pat up
on 'church mouse' fare she can.
" No member of the society can receive
the attention of a new -comer in town uatil
his pedigree is first obtained. The dudes
and mashers Are also provided against. It
oftentimes happens that a young man will
IpitY 'narked 'attention to..a young lady and
then suddenly leave her for another. e In
' this way Bomb good marriages are delayed.
4Under the rules of the eopiety no member
can receive the attentionabf a men who is
known to be making love to another mem-
ber of the society.
"The only time this rule is broken is
when the girl tires of the man's society.
Then she sends a • releese' wird to the
'Seciretary; and the man is free property
once more. Within the last six months
there were two ' release ' cases. The ladies
.gave their lovers up, and the latter became
acquainted with other members of the
-society and married them. After a lady
once ' releases ' a men ehe cannot be the
complainant against him in any future
troable that may &rise questioning the gen-
tleman's character,.
'Each member of the society carries a
little memorandum book with her and puts
down how ottec certain young men, attend
• .
litinrch and prayer meeting during the
•month. These reports' are filed with the
Searetery, and at the end of six months or
a year itis known to all the members just
how many time &certain young man went
to church, although in all probability the
individual himself would not be able to tell
bow many times he attended divine wor.
ahip. If a young man. ie. seen going in or
coming out of, a saloon this fact is reported
The Secretory gaps efforts will be made
to establish similar sooieties all over the
epountry, which will have the effect of call-
ing a halt to the Work of the bigamist.—
;Washington Post.
DOMINION PARLIAMENT.
Sir Hector Langevirt said the question
was whether the road belonged to the Gov-
ernment of Canada or 6he Government of
Ontario. This had been a difficult matter
to look into. 'Searches had now bean com-
pleted and the papers would shortly be
laid before the Minister of Justioe for his
opinion:
Mr. Wilson (Elgin), in moving for papers
respecting the proposal to convert Kettle
creek into a canal between S. Thomas and
Port Stanley, said he (mold -hardly conceive
that anyone wos foolish enough to conceive
such a projeot, practicable. He understood
that the engineers fot(rid that this canal
wouldhave to be 300feet deep at St.
Thomas. That, otoonrea, would be a diffi-
culty, but the ingenione;Minister of Public)
Works might be able ton'vercome it. Then
there was a soaroity of water in Kettle
oreek, and it would either have to be broaght
from the ,Thames by boring twenty miles
or frorrithe lakee—Whit was to be gained
by• a canal fromSt. Thipass to ' Port Stan.
ley? There was no traffio 'between the
places and the proposition was abeurd, and
he was earprised that the Minister of Public
Works should be so far deceived as to send
his engineers to survey the route of the
canal.
Mr. Casey said that it was possible with
the expenditure of heti a million of dollen
to make Kettle creek navigable, but only
for fish. (Laughter).
The motion for the papers was carried.
Mr. Wilecid(Elgin), in moving for the
returns as to the tolls collected at Port
Stanley, drew attention to the neglected
Beate of the harbor. The Minister was
dealing unfairly by these people, and the
trade was being forced off the lake's. The
result was that Port Stanley was degenerat-
ing. It was tnie that the harbor had been
banded oyer to the London ele rt
Stanley Railway, but it was the duty of the
Government to force the railway to attend
to this port.
Mr. Casey thought that the Government
should make an appropriation to put this
port in repair.
Mr. White (Renfrew), on motion for re-
turns, called attention to e come of hardship
which had occurred in connection with the
robbery of the pest office at Pembroke on
the night of the1.8th of April last. The
post office was broken into and registered
lettere containing $2,000, as far as could
be ascertained, were stolen. Many persons
who had lost the money could ill -afford it,
and he hoped if it was possible to reim-
burse.them the Government would do so,
Mr. Haggart said the invariable rale laid
down in the United States, England and
most countries where there were similar
systems to oars, was not to reimburse for
enoh losses. A departure from this rale
would lead to great trouble. He had
every sympathy with the sufferers, and had
n� objection to the' returns being brought
.down.
The motion was carried.
Sir Richard Cartwright called attention
to the fact that the Publio Accounts Com-
mittee had not been called.
Mr. Foster—It will be called as early as
poeeible.
Mr. Laurier—But the Prime Minister
ettaid it would be called for to -day.
Mr. Poster—There are three days' grace.
Mr. Charlton, in moving the first read-
ing of the bill to amend the Dominion
Election Aot, said the object was to pro.
vide against promises made by candidates
of the'Government of *expenditure in their
riding. Another object was to provide that
the Government should not expend money
for; the purpose of influencing elections.
This was one of the most fruitful sources
of corruption at the present day.
Sir, John Macdonald—You should in-
clude promisee from all quarters.
The bill was read a first time.
Mr. MoCarthy—I would like to ask if it
would not be convenient for a day to be
set for the second reading of the bill
against my name. I have consulted the
First Minister and he has suggested Wed-
nesday week, if it would be .convenient,
Wednesday, the 121h.
Sir John Macdonald—I think that would
be convenient. This subject is of very
general interest to the House, end it would
be well to have a day fixed. Wednesday,.
the,12th, would be convenient, but I would
like first to hear from the other side.
Beauty '',otvder.
Beauty powder Well, there are seventy-
-three tints listed by beauty dealers. Not
only is the complexion carefully studied,
but the dress is put on and the pulverized rice
or French chalk actually matches the tint
of the fabric. Of greens there are fourteen
powders ; twenty-five browns were corn.
pounded for the cinnamon, amber, almond
and seal shades so very popular last season,
and pink brocades, mauve tulles and yellow
crepes all have their complimentary tones
die the beauty boxes.
Chief McKinnon has essayed a recom-
mendation as to dealing with unfortunate
girls who have become victims of man's
dust and deceit. I am not offering an opin-
ion on his plan, but the desire he manifests
to do something in the raetter is creditable
to him. As it is now a eingle error, &
moment of womanly weakneee, makes the
viotim of mescaline villainy a social out.
oast, denied even the opportunity of a
Magdalene. Society owes it to itself to see
that children so called into a hard world
are oared for. A.nd should the viotim bear
all the pain and diegrece, the shame of
social, ostracism, the eneere and insults of
her betrayer's sex and the scorn and con
tempt of her own, while the author of her
rain moves in society's gayest.thronge and
ds petted and feted and admired? Yet
these animals have sympathizers ready to
cry down any effort to help the fallen
There should be sonie meow] of placing
'these human satyrs in the sociel stooks and
pillorying them as the exceptional mon-
estrosities that naive the rule of evolution.
—We suppose the ship heaves to out of
Sympathy for the seasick passengers.
—Many an actor begins with big bill
boards and ende with big board bills.
A minion little mierobee
Were dancing in.tbe sun;
There 00,1310 a bitter killing frost,
And then there was but one.
The lonely little microbe
Pouted his little lip,
And said, "'wish 1, too, was dead,
Because I've lost my grip 1"
—Charlotte Smith, of the Woman's In.
,dustriel Loewe ,e bates her demand before
the Ways and Meant ComMittee for & tax
of 61 a paokage on cigarettes on the alleged
feet that enioking among .wornen has in.
Areased 50 per cent during the past five
aere .
receipts and expenditure of this depart -
went. It had poet 1$400,000 to colleot
6260,000, The probabilityof 608 300,000
being realized from Dominion lends by
1891, whioh wee promieed by Sir Chorlee
Tupper, was becoming more reniote.
Mr- Dewdetey Bahl he was effectieg a
seying of 613,000 thie yeor iu thie depart-
ment. He had a scheme whereby he
hoped peon to Kielce the eervice eanota lees
expensive.
Sir Rioleard Cartwright asked for an ex.
planation os to the increase of 61,500 in
the salary of Chief Engineer Page, reeking
it 66,000.
Sir John Macdonald explained that the
improvement of the canal system and the
building of the Sault Ste. Mane canal were
on Mr. Page's shoulders, and his duties had
largely inoreesed.
Mr. Wilson (Elgin) said he was not eatis.
fied with this explanation. It was a very
strange thing that an official who had an
incliotment hanging over hie head from one
of the Government supporters Should re-
ceive snob an increase.
,Sir John Macdonald—That's another
page altogether in his history.
The item paseed and the committee rose.
Points About Advertising.
Newepaper men in solioiting advertising
are often met with the statement, " I don't
need to advertise just pow; I am unable to
fill my orders; when busiriese begins to
slacken up I shall, perhaps, twilit myeelf of
your columns." ,It is the old story of the
leaky roof, which did not need repairing
when the weather was fair, and could not
be repaired while it rained. The wisest
business men and the most eacceseful ones
are those who keep their names prominently
before the publio when trade is good as well
as when poor. The time to boom a town
is when everybody is interested in it.
When the interest fails, one raight
Se well try to sweep back the
advancing waves of the mama as
to withstand the stampede of waning
confidence When trede is driving ie the
time to tnake one's business so, well known
that when the dull season comes there will
still be customers to keep the manufec-
tarer .buser: Said a buoinese man "1
mast advertise if I would get good results
from my men on the road. Before I ad-
vertised, my travellers entering an office
would be told we are not acquainted with
your house,' and in many oases found that
they could not secure an order which," per-
ohanoe, would be given to a competitor bta-
fore their eye& As 'Boon ite I began to ad-
vertise I had a different experience. My
men found that it was equivalent to a letter
of introduction from a mutuel friend. Oh
yes, we have noticed your advertisement,
and we feel acquainted with your house.' In
this influence alone our advertising pays.' "
This is no unusual experience. Men will deal
with those whom they know, or of whom
they have heard so much that they feel ac-
quainted. Catalogues may find loidgiwent
on a shelf, but the constant arrival Of a
reputable journal is a, constant andeure
reminder which sooner or later must bear
fruit. It ie the nomadvertieerwho com-
plains of hard times. When everybody ia
rnehed, it is no trick to secure iiiistom, it ts
when his neighbors are idle, that the, Man'
who has wisely kept his name and goods
before the public, finds himself 'so well
known that he gets his fall share of what
patronage is to be had.—.Dixie.
Mr. Laurier—AB far as this side is con-
cerned, we will agree to this arrangement.
Sir Richard Cartwright said it was
premature to ask what day the Budget
would be brought down, but he supposed it
was safe to preenme it would not be brought
down next week. -
Mr. Foster—Not next week nor the fol-
lowing week.
The House went into Committee of Sup-
ply -
Mr. McMullen, on the item for printing
and etationery, said that it appeared that
printing was more costly than ever, and
that instead of the sieving that the Secre-
tory of State had promised, there would be
a loss to the country in consequence of the
establishment of the bureau.
Mr. Chaph3an said that when the Print.
ing Bureau was fully completed; he be-
lieved the economy Which he prornised
would be realized. He hoped this would
be the case, and it it was not it would not
be his fault.
Mr. Somerville said he understood that
the Secretary of State had admitted to the
printers that the present arrangement coeit
more than the old eyetem.
Mr. Chapleau replied that all he hall.
said was that the printing had cost more
than he had anticipated on account of the
unfinished etate of the building, which com-
pelled them to run two establishments at
once.
Under head of Delminion Lands,
Sir Riohard Cartwright pointed out that
theta was a large dieorepanoy between the
Scotch News Notes.
Sir Charles Tennant has been chosen 'as
Gladstonian candidate for the Part'ok
Division of Lanarkshire, rendered vacant
by the death of Mr: Craig -Sellar.
The tilarquis of Lorne has resigned the
honorary ooloneloy of the Glasgow Highene dealer's annual sale of 150,000 is ex -
land Volunteers, which he has held for 19
p rmined. The popularity of the cigarette
yeara.
THE DESALT talGalleEFEE.
Startileg Xnerettae Consumption—
Canada *bead or tite Unites States--
ratat comoupienees—tord stanley and
his Example in Ottawa.
It is high time that a warning voice was
reified against the growing habit of cigar,
ette mains, a practice that has extended
enormously in Canada within the past
few years. The evil consists largely in
the tea that it is the youth and boys ot
the country vvho are most affected by it.
The men who smoke eigarettes use, tie
a rule;the imported article, but the ha-
oreaftedt, coneumption ie Welly in &rasa.
tio, brands, sold at a mu& lower price,
and ooneeqnently always purchased by
boys at least. Hon. John Coatigan, 'Min-
ister of Inland Revenue, on being spoken
to about the matter, cordially gave hie
permission to have anything ' oonoerning
it publiehed, as, however much the crusade
against the cigarette might lessen the rev.'
mile, the queation was one involving far
more important issue& Mr. Gerald, the
Assigtant Commissioner of Inland Revenue
and Inspector of Tobacco, has therefore
obtained, and furnished the following
statistics of the number of cigarettea made
in (limed& during the fiecal yeare named:
1887, 7,900,750; 1889, 22,705,660—a trebled
production to meet the inoreeseci demand
in two years. At this rate in four years
the ()marvel:option of domeetio cigarettes in
Canada will number about 200,000,000. To
the 23,000,000 made in Canada this last
year must be added the number imported,
but which oan only be estimated, se the
=stoma Marne lump cigars and cigar-
ette s together. If, however, the imports
are put at the same figure, then we have
the total number of cigarettes consumed
in Canada in a year at about 45,000,000,
That this is a question of public moment
is eeen from the records or the compara-
tively few assail published: Last month
a young man, Thomas Meloney, of Water-
ford, N. Y., died from the effeots of 'cigar-
ette smoking. In the same month the
'death of Willie C. Hawke, of Riohmond,
Ind., was attributed to the same habit.
In the same month, John Barry, of New
York City, became an epileptic and in-
sane, and chased his brother with a knife
because he would not go out and fetch
him oigarettee. Of °puree in these and
other oases the evil lies not in the mere
use of cigarettee bat in the excessive nee
of & form of tobacco smoking that invitee
excess, and often the tobadoo used is
of the worst, and sometimes drugged.
That the cigarette is used in excess is
ehown from all the statistics. For the
last fiscal year the number consumed in
the United States rose to the incredible
total of 2,151,515,360, an increase of 288,-
789,260 over the preceding year, and the
inoresee the year before was 334,642,000,
an increase in two years of over 600,000,-,
000. The testimony of dealers in tobeoco
is to the effect that all this sale of oigar.
ettes does not affect the sale of dears,
except a few of the small, -mild brands,
showing, as the London Daily News re-
cently observed, that the oigerette smoking
is over and above what was formerly done.
There is this additional evil, that
many who are physically weak and
cannot smoke a pipe or cigar take to
cigarettes, when the effect is to f arther un-
dermine the young man's health. As can
be seen from the above figures, the relative
inorease in cigarette smoking is much
greater in Canada than in the United
States. Ottawa itself affords an example
of the extent of thie habit. Thecapital
contains many dilettanti, who consider the
cigar or pipe comparatively vulgar. And
cigarettes, because they are handy, or be-
cause they are mild, aro largely need, and
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T,114 WORLD'S WOAKEilft
AbOUt Men Wo ,Work for a Daily
Wag!),
ITEMS FROM, ALL rAirrs.
Detective Pinkerton wag a cooper.
Water meters ardneed at Rochester.
Brooklyn newedealers are organized.
. Chinese are to clean Nciw York etreets.
At Buffalo 500 newsboys are in &
Un1011.
A new, match machine packs 1,000 boXes
a minette., „
St, Louis policemen get 683 33 permonth
and tarelseys 665, ,
In .1889 300,000 Europetene settled in the
Argentine Republic. ,
The Hoe Press -Company r ens a trade
sohool for its apprentices.
In Melbourne, Australia, 45 trades work
the eight-hour day.
The sixteen hat factories in Danbury,
Conn., employ 5,000 handle.
Railroad carpenters at Cheyenne, Wye
dm& for 30 cents an hour.
Railroad laborers at Red Bluff, Cal., get
630 a month and board.
Montreal groOers will make out a list of
people who don't pay up.
At Syraonee a fellow bought a horse for
15 cents and sold it for 60 cents.
The National,Tailore' Union will not give
credit for over 60 days.
Indianapolis is to have a factory for the
manufacture of ice artifiaially.
Detroit car drivers get $1.62 a day ; con-
ductors, 52 ;long hours the rule.
European ‘glassworkers say the bottle.
making machine is not a success.
Brooklyn pawnbrokers must not receive
anything from children under16..
The San Francisco Nationalist Club
wants the city to own the weterwerks.
A Bill before the New'York Senate for-
bids Pinkerton detectives in the State.
t3t. Paul an effort is being made to
have the aldthing stores closed on Sun-
day.
Thu. Beggar Trust of Paris sells the
right to beg in certain sections of the
city.
The city of New York appropriates
620,000 a year for coal for- the deserving
poor.
- Some Rochester coopers get 7 cents
on machine barrels that pay 12 cents by
hand.
Brooklyn German bakers will establish a
school for the instruction of English.
A baker at Washington, De C., was fined
62 a piece for each loaf below the legal
Tweight.hea w
prohibiting the sale of milk after
a certain hoar on Sunday is enforced at
New Haven.
Emeritus Professor W. L. Fisher, of St.
Andrew's University, thed on the 81h inst.
He wee in his 76th year, and had been ',e-
moted with St Andrew's for 42 years.
The Edinburgh Town Council have re-
solved, by 16 votes to 11, to discontinue pro-
viding alcoholic liquors at conversaziones
and entertainments held at the expense of
the Corporation.
At. a private meeting of the Scottish
Home Rule Association in Edinburgh on
the 18th inst. it was announced that. the
Marquis of Bate had sent 2200 to -promote
the objects of the association.
-The Sheriff of Chancery of Scotland has
decided the succession to the earldom of
Caithness by adjudging Mr. James
Augustus Sinclair, banker, of Aberdeen,
heir of the late Earl, who, however, has
bequeathed his estates to another person.
Mr. Robert Peat, Town Chamberlain'
Ferree, Morayshire, died on the 14th beet.
at the age of 78 yew* He went from
Arbroath to Ferree about 40 years ago,
and ehortly afterwards became a solicitor
on his own account. Mr. Peat held many
public positions in Forres, and was e,p.
pointed Town Chamberlain about 17 years
ago.
Imperial Federation Officers.
At a meeting of the Imperial Federation
Association, held in Ottawa yeeterday, the
following officers were eleoted :
President—Dalton MoCerthy, M.P.
ViaePresidents—Ontario, Alex. McNeill,
M.P.; Quebec, Hon. H. G. Joly ; Nova
Scotia, Arohbishop O'Brien; New
Brunewick, Sir Leonard Tilley, the
Lieutenant -Governor; Prince Edward's
'Blend, Lieutenant -Governor Carvell;
British Columbia, Lientenant.Governor
Nelson; Manitoba, Lieutenant -Governor
Schultz.
Secretary --Casimir Dickson, Toronto.
Treasurer—H. H. Lyman, Montreal.
The follwing gentlemen were nominated
to the Executive Council of the League in
England: Mr. Senford Fleming, Sir Alex.
Galt, Mr. M9Goun and Col. G. T. Denison,
end Mr. Caetell Hopkins and J. Herbert
Mason, Toronto, were added to the Council
in Canada. '
The Festive Drummer.
Deacon --Young man, I think I will give
you an order, but I much fear that you
have not told the exact truth regarding
your goods.
Drummer—Well, air, the fact is I have
not., Why; sir (sinking his voice to a wlaie.
per)Owere Ito tell all the truth about those
goodit I'd be murdered for my samples be-
fore I reached the next town.
Dental Note. ,
Stranger—Where does that new dentist
have lois office?
PolieernanooYou mean the one who pulls
teeth without pain?
Stranger—Yea.
Policeman—Go right around the darner.
You will have no trouble finding his office.
Yon catilear his patients yell half tt bloats
away. ,
--Steer° the rod and—catch no lah.
—Men' S place in' the cenletery is uncer,
tain. 11 10 settled by lot:
—The man whose wits go wool-gathering
i ltioky if hel damn t get fleeced.
—A race between Nellie Bly and Billie
Nye Might de for the next thing.
—Iwo. XIII. Will be 80 yeare old on
Marott 2ad, should he live till then,
r,
among Ottawa's fashonable young men may
arise pertly from the fact that Lord Stan-
ley himself emokee cigarettes.—Canada
Citizen. '
When Your Sweetheart Comes.
When your sweetheart comes to see yon
don't be foolish enough to confine yonr
sweetness to him &Ione. Have him in
where all the rest of the household are.
Let the talk and the chatter and the
music and the playing of games be in the
home cirole. Then the few minutes that
he gets with you by yourself will seem
all the more delightful, and he will
think you the most loving little crea-
ture in the world.. Men are =oh
more observant than theyare credited
with being, and the manworth having
as a hneband is the one who will appre-
ciate your love for those of your own
people, and will see that as you make
small part in one home you are becoming
adapted for the central figure in another.
Never say that you don't expect a man to
marry your whole family. It's vulgar.
Yon do. That is, if you are a good
danghter and a loving sister. Yon want
him to be one with you in sympathy and
in affeotion, and as you take his name, so'
you assume responsibilities as far se
his people are concerned.—Ladies' Home
Journal.
A. True Gentleman.
"What is your idea of a gentleman,
Yellowly ?"
"A true gentleman always laughs at the
joke of a story, and never says that he
heard it before."
By Proxy.
Hneband—Where is ray wife, Anna?
Maid—She's j net gone upstairs, air.
Hueband—Well, just give her this kiss,
dear—I have to catch strain in five minutes
and can't wait.
Bud With it Thorn in It.
" How much older is your elder eider
than yon?"
"1 don't know. She loses a year an.
really. I expect we shall be twins before
long."
NXTOB & MFATTERSI.
,ne tower ot Rat Portage Town, gill
was deOtretYed are.thht rha'11h3g*
_
Fooer, (4reneral Matilner of the
pWDooillig e.I4Grt t 1)14e_ ut tthh!flitiowranTn1 ufdnr 81.
The remains of the late Capt. Wm. Kea
Judy wens laid at rest yesterday in th
parish ohurohyard of,St. revee.
One million two hhndreci dud thirty-fdY ,
thousendanObree hundred hushele of
''Wheat"Were eaiphrted into Winnipeg for Hoe
eix months ending Deo. 31st, 1889, agoinat
938,600 leathels fog the corresponding
jar ee Cre in&q Iddtohoionf rg1p8t tpe8, 8.tpheeo pEl el 1 gall Sohn iwairnyd, ra nWaho on 7h:re.
and Viotorics, arrived here to -night. just
barite leaving the train he swindled twee
peeeeegers out of 610 eaoh. Calthorpe was
here lest spring, when a Winnipeg blue-
blotei endorsed his cheque for 675, and hal.
ayit. The police are after him, an&
ho well probably be arrested to.night.
What They wilt wear in the spring.
At last there is to be a change in gen-
tleman's apparel, according to the leading
New York artist. The Priutie .Albert is
coming in and it is coming in with a rush.
Grover Cleveland now will be in fashion.
The one thing that annoyed him and made
his heart heavy WSEI the fact that he could
not wear a four -button cutaway, and he
ie not the only fat man whose heart
has ached. The very latest for spring is
the Prince Albert., They are made in
rough good, dead finiehed. Fine cork-
screws, wide and narrow Wales, and graya
will probably be the fed. All the dudes
except Berry Wall, and Berry is not buy-
ing any clothes now, are being measured
for Prince Alberts. The Prinoe Albert
gives them a Parliamentary air. don't
you know, and as the young tnen now are
affecting politics this gives a distinotion
that they would not get in a four -button.
Cutaway or a short sack.
In London 600 ,women have joined the
Cigarmakers' Union. They get from 20 to
22 shillings a week.
At Danbury, Conn., the 1,200 hat finish-
ers who demanded the dismissal of a man
have returned to work.
Hartford, Conn ,engineers have been out
from 68 to 67 on a certain trip, and the fire-
men from 54 to $3.50.
Omaha has work for all its idle men. The
.ice companies are' paying ‘61.50 to $2 for
laborers and $3 to 64 for team's. ,
At New York 80 union men stopped work
on a building because the architect was
ntagonistic to union naen.
At Colambue, Ga., the law closes the
saloons at 11 o'clock on Sundays, and
minors are not permitted to,enter at any
time.
Pittsburg matter. tailors talk of making
their employees work for only one employer,
instead of doing jobs in different stores in
a day.
The weavers of the Borten mill at Fall
River struck. They were getting nineteen
cents a cut, and the ,highest made was
65,50 for a Wee.
At New Yorkpaintere on city work get
$3,50 a day; pavers, 54; blacksmiths,
5450; bricklayers, 54; plumbers, $3.50
roadway taboret* 62.
At Bolton, Eng., 100,000 spindles have
een added to the cotton mill e, and four
mills in course of erection will contain
300,000 more. Free trade, tool
Dr. MOGlynn got 155,492 votes in the
"most popnlar man in New York" in a
fair'contest. He was second, Mayor Grant
being the winner by 8,500 votes.
'The Bill before the New York Legisia.
tare will prohibit the employment of any
but American citizens on public contracts.
Art Education in New York.
"Have you been to see The Angelus
yet ? " asked one person of another in the
hearing of the passengers oh an elevated
train the other day.
"No," was the reply; "I've been away
frotn,the oity almost almoet all this winter
and I haven't been to the theatre at all."
And then he wondered why everybody
near him in the car seemed to have jest
remembered a funny story.—New York Sun.
Home Mission Work.
Mend—Why in the world did you accept
Mr. Donothing ?
Helene—Oh, he's suoh a fool some one
has got to take care of him, and as I'm rich
'suppose it might as wellbe I.
The Hebrew employers of labor in Phila
delphia have given warning to all Hebrews
in their employ who entertain atheiatio
anerchistio ideas that they must either
give up their membership in aesociatione
that advocate such principles or Beek em-
ployment elsewhere.
---The late Adam Forepaugh used to
say "1 have a boy, and Barnum haa
none. My show will ontlaat hie
The clergy of Belleville are agitatinaor
a reduotion of tavern licenses by five.
About 8 o'clock yesterday morning Mr.
William Beatty, the welt. known carpet
merchant, of Toronto, was completing his
toilet when he was soddenly stricken down
with apoplexy. His wife and son hearing
him fall rushed to his room, where he was
found lying on the floor. Sr. Nevitt 'was
immediately called,but he vvae too late to
be of any ttervice, se he found thitt death
had been instantaneous. The deceased
Was 70 years of age.
Repprbel of a mard,er in Barrie towaship.
Ontario; leek confirmation.
She Took Her Time.
The following quaint epitaph on husband
and wife—the hnehand having died firet—
is to be seen in one of the Parisian ceme-
teries "1 am anxiously awaiting you—
A. D. 1827." "Here I am—A. D. 1867."
The good lady had taken her time about
it.—Medical Classics.
Rev. Dr. Theodore Cuyler, pastor of the
Lafayette Avenue Presbyterian Church,
Brooklyn, NY., announced yesterday his
intention of resigning. le is the 44th year
of hie ministry and the 30th year of hie
pastorate of the above church.
M. Dreyftie, editor of the Nation, fought
a &lel Saturday with the Merquis de Mores,
on the Belgian frontier. M. Dreyfus was
shot in the right arm. The bell has been
extracted. The cause of the duel was an
article in the Nation by which the Marquis
considered himself insulted.
—Men are like drums—the one with the
big head makes the most neje°.
'Gathered Roses.
We thought her dying when she slept,
,-And sleeping when she died."
But the bitterest sting of such a sorrow
is to think she might have been Bayed t
They saw the rose fade on her cheek and
the eye grow dim. Had they but known of
Dr. Pierce'Golden Medical Discovery. who
can tell but she might still bo ~with them,
the sunshine of their home. Take the
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sumption (which is scrofula of the tangs)
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•Getting Her Poem Ready.
—He—I suppose pou are very busy nowa-
days preparing your poem for the oom-
menoement.
She—Oh, yes, indeed. I've tried the
waist on twice already.
Do you think the proprietors of Dr.
Sage's Catarrh Remedy would offer, se
they have done for meny years, a standing
reward of 6500 for a case of Catarrh which
they cannot cure, if they did not positively
know that the Remedy will absolutely and
permanently cure Catarrh. Sold by drag-
giate, at only 50 oenta.
The Talmage Sermon Fake.
If a few camel remarks by Dr. Talmage
made to a, fellow visitor to Mars Hill,
occupying less than ten minutes of time, is
expanded to a two and a half column
" cable " sermon in American newsman
next morning, how much harder did the
clerk in Brooklyn work who sends out the
printed proof slips a week in advance te
produce the same length of sermon when
Talmage talked only five minutes in Liver-
pool ?—Rochester Herald.
"1 am little I know, but I think I cart
throw a weight of it hundred ton." So
sang a proud banana peel. But Dr. Pierce's
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Successful Criminal Lawyer.
"Let me eee, Blinker, yon have been.
enjoying some experience lately. Is Keen...
581 any good as a criminol lawyer ?"
" Good ? Not the word for it. He not
only got me clean off of an indiegeable
drank and disorderly, but had the Oboe -
man put away for a month for assault."
A Mitigating Circumstance.
Customer—You charge too much fee
your meat. You charge 50 cents for your
beefsteaks, while your rival over the way
only asks a quarter.
Butcher—Maybe so, bat then you sea
he don't have as much profit as I have.
You must take that into consideration.
Stumping the Old Man.
"I'll send my boy to boarding school."
" What for ? '
"Oh, he asks such infernal questions.
He wonted to know last night if a shoe-
maker mold breathe his last."—New York
Sun.
He Repudiated the Allegation.
Officer of the Law (to tramp)—Yours
my meat.
Tramp—You're mistaken. I'm nothing
but skin and bones.
The condition of Emin Pasha haa
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