HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1890-1-16, Page 7The Inallway Crizesing.
There are some who die on al101ultaille high,
, And genie hi 'meet cenanotien
ono eineide mid emit) the tide
To satiegy notion, ,
Antigen:le there be eho death must see
Amidst the tempest teesiug,
But fag the meet etVe up the ghoat
Vpian the gmlwistereesiug,
is Ogle 'sally topes ,tottip from balloone
•Peet' the )(Ste WO followe • •
, bona itnee thektitee'll end choke to death
• Won the bw' gaUow,
13itt tlaoee each day we lay away
Beneath the headstones messing
Who try to beat the engine fleet
And die right at the crossing.
Oh, you may toy with bUzz.sawis coy
Whenever they're inatietion,
�r ou a feather 10 stormy weather
Attenapt to er« es the o eau,
And even jaw your mother-in-law,
Who always flees the bossing,
Dut don't go near —if death yen fear—
The fatal railway crossing, '
Theanddte
Who comes and'grasps you by the hand,
And welcomes you with greeting bleed,
And flattery you emet withetaiid? «
The eaudidate.
Who netts you how the children do,
And how the world is using you,
And hopes that you'll help put him tbrotigh ?
The candidate.
1Who pays the eotintry's going to smash,
17nless you help his side to turash
The other side, with vete and cash?
The candidate.
"Who begs you to give him your vote,
And says your interests promote,
And tries to cut his rival's throat?
The candidate.
Who, when his viotory is won,
Will straight forget all youlieve done,
And look out sharp for Number One?
The candidate.
111AHIEG, A FIRE.
,
One 'of the Household butes in Wizie4
ttiing Wives Are 'Deficient.
When about to light a fire with paper
and split wood for kindlibge unfold and
tear the paper and twist it lightly hate
coifs of ropesebke clothes 'wrung oat by
hand. Put on the bottom of the grate four
or Ave such otIa, about an long as the fire.
box, and then smack the kite:ding-wood
around the coil°, leaving air-spitoee Oetweeri
the stioks, and letY- severallarger pieces of
wool aoroetethe ton. s &sprinkling of,coel
may be added, but enlese the [stove has en
exeeptionally .good',draftedieeppointnieng
will be obviatettliy- letting the wood get
'well ablaze before adding col. Always
attend to the dampers and diafts before
setting a match to thegkiedling. If the
, 'draft be too strong and the match goes out
as soon, as it is applied, close the oven
damper.nntil, the lighter kindliege have
caught.' It will save some delay to light a
good-sized twist of paper and put it under
the grate, and another on top of the fuel,
and start the flee in that way. Never fill
the stove or range with coal above the level
of the fare. box. It is not only extravagant
and wasteful of fuel to do so, but is is ruin-
ous to the top platee, whioh will be super-
heated unnecessarily-, No good cooking can
be done over e fatieue fire or on a red-hot
stove. To fill the fire -box so that the we-
ars must be crowded down id not the way
to treat a etove..---Dernores6 MagoAine.
interesting Names of Febries.
Everything connected with 0n9� bus!.
nese is of importance. 'Very few dry goods
gam know the origin of the names of many
of the gooas they handle. They may seem
trivial points, but they are Of interest to
the man who seeks to be thoroughly !anti
-
liar with the merobandise in which he
deals. For the information of ouch We
give the derivation of the names of the
following geode Darned& ia from the city
of Damascus; • satins from .Zaytown, in
China ; calico from Caliout, 'a town in
India, formerly celebrated for its cotton
cloth and where,. calico was also printed,
'Muslin is named from Mosul in Asia; alpaca
from an animal in Peru, of the llama
species, from whose wool the fabric, is
woven. Buckram takes it name from
Irostat, a city of the Middle Ages, from
which the modern Cairo is „descended.
Taffeta and sabby from a street in Bagdad.
,Cambrio from Cambrai. Gteize has its
IMMO from Gazs ; baize from l3ttiao ;
dimity from Damietta , and jeans 'teem
Jean. Drugget is derived frorn a city in
Ireland, Drogheda. Duck comes from
Torque, in Normandy. Blanket is called
after Thomas Blanket, a famous clothier
connected with the 'introduction 'of wool-
lens into England about 1340. Serge de.
Titres its name from Xerga, a Spanish name
for a peculiar Woollen blanket. Diaper is
not from D'Ypree, as it is sometimes
stated, but from the Greek diaepron,
figured. Velvet is from the Italian vel.
lute, woolly (Latin vellus—a hide or pslt).
Shawl is the Saneorit sales floor, for shawle
were first used as carpets' end tapestry.
Bandanna is from an Indian word to bind
or tie, because it is tied in.. knots before
dyeing. Chintz from the Indian chat.
• Detain° ie the Freneh of wool—Trade
Journal.
The Human Ear.
Few -people realize what a wonderfully
delicate stractrire the 'human ear really is
that whioh we ordiaarily degignate so hi,
after 'all, only the mere outer porch of a
series of winding passegee, ,whioh, like the
lobbies of a great building, lead from the
world Without to the world within. Cer-
tain of these passages are full of liquid, and
Their membranes etre stretphed like parole
meant curtains across the corridor at differ-
ent Theis, and can be made to tremble like
the head of a deurabr the surreal of a tam-
bourine does when struok with le stick or
with the fineers. Between two of these
parohmenglike etirteine nhain of very
small bones extends,which serves to tigbten
or relax these inembrenes, and to com-
municate vibrations ttethern. In the innet-
reeset place.'of "all 'a row Of white threads
,toalled nerves etretch like the strings of
piano from the last point to which the
tremblinge or. thrillings reach and pass
Inward to thehrein. A wonderful piece of
enetheetsm, indeed 1—St Louis Republic.
-Elements of irappinese.
Inn reading chiefs which met in New York
the other day the question was propounded :
'Li What are the ten elements neoesteary to
happiness in a womee's life ? "Tho answers
were cerione/y varied,' and the two here
neleoted show hew differently two women
van regard a given eubject : 1, no nerves; 2,
a good digestion ; 3, money galore ; 4, self.
satiefaotion ; 5, independent' widowhood;
lig a capebilitylor enjoyment ; 7, thefeoulty
Of forgetting ; 8, the knack of always (laying
the right thing in the right place, insteed of
thinking of it afterward ; 9, to expe,ot little
'bora one's friends; 10, to die at 40. 1, a
elear cobeciences 2, perfect health; 3, con.
genial work;,4 some enesettre of success
5, a few tried frieeds ;6, tethe considered
attractive; 7, td retitle forever a few
illusions; 8, to be able to relieve some of the
=bort' 000 meets; 9, to be philosephical ;
10, and keep from falling desperately in
love.
Young lady editor)—I have erg& a
pretty little etory with MO. Can you use
et ? Editore-Ob, oerteinly ; we can nee
canything here, (To' Office boy)--J'inanty
put a few niore teanneorttite in the eters ;
the room ie griming cold.
extooriNel ger 80011ANR.
'Statistics eit the Great Bunting Simeon in
the tlighlettele •4
During the preueut ahooting Boman it
hae beeu eatiantied fiat in ell probebility
se many as half a million gremee end black
game will bo killed and gent to the mairket,
each hied (bleek000k, greyhen end grimes.)
weigleing on the overage tweeportuds,whiotis
eive us 1,000,000 pandit of focid asbe pro-
tect (ohiefi)) of the treat heather Areas of
dootlend, Even at the , wipe of 2 ebilliege
per pound; says the Glaegow Ilerald, the
sum represented will amount to 1.00,000
pounds, whioh, ;ergo as it is, ie far below
the arnonut of meneet annually eipendeel
in shooting rents and in other wave by the
tenalite el tnes woofer Of whOlgt. 'it hoe been
said, that every brace of ; ginuee they kill
ooets them a eovereign, ;•
Eatimettee of the number ,;(ttepeeteidges,
killed ere eomewhat diidcult to form, is
the land wheel provides the birds is uot
like the geousemoors,„ separately held and
;exited. Le Great Britain, taking the ewer
age of recent shooting as a guide, it may
be aesumed that 400,000 , partridges, will
be allot, and, counting • them ' over"-,
head at the modest price of a inning
eaoh, the money ;value represented will
touch 30.000.pounds. blew to the phea-''
sant supply .;8 lees difficult to obtain, on
'menet of the feet that the bird is eaten.
sively bred on what may be oalled ss artifi-
cial lines." In, other words, tens; of thou-
sands of pheasants are hatched ,every year
by barn -door Jostle, • the eggs heing pun.
onased from persona whet 'make it their
bueinees.to sepply .thein 'in large quantie
ties, having avtaries for the perverse. On
,some estates there is elm ei very greet nurse
bar ot wild birds, whioh, being carefulle
wetched daring the breeding season, yield
a nonaiderable .orop ot ,obioks. • Thing
tor granted; therefore, that half a nankin'
of these birds are annually ;impaneled, at a
. scat of half a crown each; the, total enm
expended Will amount to 62,500 'pounds,
and it is not too much to ray that those
who eupply the birds will sell them to the
wholesale dealers at considerably lees than
they coat.
Lo rear esoh pheasant that comes to the
gun, it has been calculated, involves an ex,
pond iture in food and wastage; tnteette lees
than 3 shillings: •
,'
• Samminggup thee, Ogures,we have 500,000
grouse and black genie of about the average
weight of twopounds each; elect 400,000
partridges, weighing each dose on 'one
pound. Every one of the half -million
• phee s into will weigh not less ov,erheed than
two pounds. So these bitasettpply 1113 with.
2,400,000 pounds of . good, wholesome food
every Beesonethebreeding, and purveying
,
of which gives employ meet to large bodies
of the people at ,fair wages. When the
Millions of rabbits and hares annually cons
reamed are added the totals of both weight
and value become, of course, much in-
creased. These animals have, happily,
this 'season been killed in larger number
than usual.
A Comparison ef war Ships. •
The British . Government has „ just
lannohed e formidable cruiser named the
Blake. Oar Government is, on the other
hand, building a formidable vessel not a
cruiser, but what Secretary Tracy calla a
battle ship. Them, ships are types of their
• reepeetive classes., ,Being such, it may be
. well to compare their respective dimensions.
The Blake is 375 feet long by 65 beam. The
Maine is. 310 feet long by57 feet betimeThe
i
Blake's displacement , s 9 000 and the
Maine's 6,648 tong The Sighs's horse-
power is 13,000 for twelve consecutive
hours, her speed 19g to 20 knote ; the
Maine's, 8,750 horse power for -dour hours,
her speed 17 knots. ,On the !other hand,
• the Melee is an armored ship, tor the ex-
tent of 180 feet of her respective sides, leav-
ing 130 feet thereof -exposed' to fire ; while
She Blake has an oval steel roof of six inches
thiok running her extreme length
The Maine's armament caudate of four
IO -inch gene in turrets and six ordinary
„Odin* guns, while the Blektge isnomprieed
in two 9.2-inok guns and eix quick -firing
„guns. But -it is to the respective cost of
these two vessels to which we desire to
draw speciel attention. While, even to
the ordinary observer, the superiority , of
the Blake as a fighting ship is evident, the
difference in the cost of the two vestals is
something marveled's. While the bull and
machinery of the Blake coat a trifle over
$1,000,000. the hull andankohinery of the
Maine are estimated to run tip to close
upon $2,500,000! And yet tbe Blake
being able to outeeil the Maine by ,three
beet; an hour, she can, do heidieta,nce and
destroydaer at will. And so protection . is
ihus operating, not only to drive otir -mer-
chant marine from the seed, bugto make it
enormously expensive to proteot the fete
indifferent whioh are still Jett in posses-
,
sten thereof.—Chicago News.
The Clothink of Babies.
, „
•
AM:lough I own that children are now
more [tenably clothed than Was the case
thirty years ago, it is still eoranien to see
an infant, who oen take nib exerdee to
warm himeelf, wearing a low-necked,
ehort-sleeved, short -coated dress in the
oeldest tveather. The two parte of the
body—viz., the upper portion of the chest
and the lower portion 0 the abdomen—
whioh it is most important to keep from
variations of temperature, are exposed; and
the child is rendered liable to colds, (weighs
and lung abatises on the orie band, and
bowel complaint on the other. What little
there ie of the dress is chiefly composed of
open work and embroidery, so that
there is about as muchwarmth
in it as in a wire sieve, and the :'soolts so-
oompanying such a dress are of cold white
cotton, exposing a `cruel length of blue and
and red leg. I can not see the beituty of a
;pair of livid bine 'lege, • and Athena Mtleb
rather behold them comfortably clad in' a
'Pair of stockings. If the beauty lie in ,the
shapenf the leg, thee shape will be ais-
played to as much advantage in a pair of
slookings ; it it lie in the coloring', of the
flesh, beautiful coloring will not be ob-
teined by leaving the leg, tare e and, from
the artistio , point of view, tt, blue or red
stocking is Infinitely preferable to a, blue
and red leg., --Prom "Mental and ,PhY steel
Training of Children," by Jessie 0 Walter, in
the Popular Science Monthly for December.
, Dow He Paid the Leerier. •
"My first case in San Franc:loco," said
Attorney James 11, Wilder to a reporter,
" was the defenceof e yeiting fellow charged
witheteeling a weteh Itelongingelo ,
Cetholie priest: . I wag appeleted by the
court, beanie,the prisonek said he lad no
money.
"Phe jury rendered a verdictof not
uilty, and as the defendant was leaving
the court -Mom / called him heels, and,
jape as is joke'handed him my card and.
told him to bring rise aromed the first $50
he got 1'
"Next day he rented intomY Office and
platted 'amen two $200 end e$10.
"'Where did you get ,all that money?' I
demanded, as goon iss I, got, over My 'Mr -
'pried enough to gpeek. ,
'4 4 Sold the priest's wateb,' he replied; as
he hewed himeelf oat."
Duthess of Hateilion devotes meek
thud to 'perional impervteion of tier
One of' theffeest in England,
LONG) gleNeehle8,
Some of the Santotte shafts) That EmEineen
, nave elude. „
On the St, Gothard Railways pot far
fthlie the fitinoutt loeg tepee), there le
reneeektible''tqnne1 en the elan Of 0 cork.
eoreW,itt the,deiesent of She Metintaie it
wee fennd. lrogeetible to lay Out a Befe
itt-
olio en e etralght line Or erdinetty etarYkii
and the engineer's got pito: the ail:finny by
driving a thine)l which eaten' the neountaie
bigh on the side, deuoribing eirole through
the 'wild rook, corietantly descending es it
aoee go reappears under itself on the
inguntaile Bide :some distance below thee
dives into the rook again °irides and shake se
it oirclea until it again emerges lot° daylight
under itself', when the line ream:Pee ite
course deem bill in e more familier waY-
The reeking of a tunnel like thie is as
etrihing an example of engineering skill as
the world can show, and many very skillful
things ;leave been done by out', railway
matter. The art of tuienelingsis ten old one,
but it nosier Attained" molt perfection as
aistinguiehes it to -day. ' _
. There is a wonderful tunnel, at Gnioego
driven in° 1866, two miles oat raider the
bottom ot the lake, so that the city may the
obtain a water oupply free from the reftiee of
the city. This tunnel, which has now been
doubled, hes two abaft, One on land and
one in the bed of the lake, rising through a
crib, which orib is defended by a break-
water, and serves as the fouudation of a
lighthouse This 'was a difficult week to
manage, owing to its being through day
,and quicksand, but it ill a mere nothing as
to lerigth. There is feria:atm:toe, the Ceoton
, aqueduct from Croton down to New York,
winch is driven through solid rook for 36
and a quarter miles. The Home)
tunnel is four and three.quaeter mile') in
length and is twenty-six feet wide and
twenty-one and a half feet high.
Wean canals , were introdticed into
Europe, tunnels became necessary to avoid
eioessive lockage, and with the railway
tunnels became quite common. Of the
older railway tunnels in England, the long-
est is the Woo head, on the Manchester tic
Leeds line, which is three miles long, and
consists of two parallel tunnels,- one for
each traok.--Boe's Own Paper,, '
,• LOOKINHEORA.
The Mistake a Min is That Re
usually ;ninon, Green Fruit. g
Love has a weakeesa for green peaches- I
do not mean the real fruit; I speak*mete-
pherically. When you go into the market
you naturally pick up the ripe peach and
buy „that. Bat when a men g008 -looking
for a wife it (MOMS somehow „to be human
nature to lookfor the green and unripe girl,
and leave the ripened [minister, severely
alone. ' '
• J. think neyselt—although T don't know
anything at all about it—that girls Should
be deft to ripen on the parent tree and
plucked in the proper season.-- A plump,
fair, mature spinster should most certainly
be more easily disposed of than the green
girl But it is not so. Man, unthinking
man, takes the bloom on the cheek for a
fast oolor, and the naivete of youth for an
everlasting charm. ,
, Women are like nuts', not fruit. They
are soft and tatteless when they -are unripe,
and they harden with age. Marriage is
simply &process of canning, and they keep
their fleeter for all their life if they are
properly canned. If this thing were more
distinctly underetood parents wonld have
less difficulty •with their children, end a
great deal of anxiety, and labor would be
spared. ,
In Europe the affectionate mother , only
lets oee of her daughters oat at a time, n
conceals the others until thaS one has be
• taken. It is an excellent plan; but it does
not always work well. It sometimes" gives
She girl the flattering aspect of an only
child, and if the father is rich that is a
very effective deception. •,
Ib America they are so proud of them all
that they put them all on view as soon as
possible, and say "Let the best girl win."
rhe result is a precentege of old maids,
although no woman in America ever mime
her last chance. It is somehow, a knack
they have of getting in in time.—San
Francisco Chronicle.
Don't Jeer at La Grippe.
Those who have; escaped from Let
Grippe, and are inclined to ,jeer at
eufferers are refereed • to as follows
by . an exchange : , All ...that we
have to say ie, we wieh they may get it.
they will know Whether if is the grip
or not. When their head aches as if it
would split; when they have raging fever;
when their appetite flees and they do not
want anything to eat ,or drink or smoke;
when they grow as weak se babies in less
then twelve hours, when every one of the
204 bones le their anatomies ache each on
its own account and ocinjointly with the
rest, and every muscle thole as if it had been
pounded with a club, drawn through a key.
bole, tied into a hard knot lied then need as
is sandbag; when finallyev,ery muoone mem-
brane in their bodies is in a state,of,greater
or lees ieflainmatione and all their serous
membranes are dried up and their joints
croak; wheri every incoming 'breath is
likely to produce & stitch in the side' and
every outgoing breath turna into et sneeze
on the slightest provocation —then, perhaps,
•they will be willing to acknowledge that la
,grippe is here and has got them,, '
granten'toeee eriendly.'
He—I am awfully sorry, Miss Marjorie,'
but your lips were Ho near—the temptation
—forgive me, I promise never to do; so
again.
She (tearfully anxious)—Never again 7 -
He (oontritely)—Never.
She (with, coeviotion not born of experi-
ence)—Then I' am afraid wa;.cannot be
friends.,-4crantora Cricket,:
'
A cabbaet•QueatIon,
" Revell:et peie in your's:best ?" asked
the aocitor pf the man with the infltienza.
, "Don't tiall this et ohest; do you?" said
the patient; with a wheege, " Seeme tome
more like, a grippeentO, .
ginning wilt leave Her.
Dnyou 'think „alio* will have the
World's Fair?" aikeitehesChioago girl.
"Not if, you'llenerry Me and settle down
n Daluth, 'replied Mee Smarty.
, „
gesee—e-a
Mrs..Pender Ctutrilip, an English July
novelist, has been offered the task ,pf cont.
peat's; a threeethitting Menai:tee, with a
happy ending, vshioli ill diem coloniste to
New Zealend at inesietahly, Mrs.
Eitewee earlierwork pretapiteted the late
civil war. , For this isereied Mire Cludlip is
to be paid 21,600.' '
only measereeof .a newspaper's
ciroulation ie the number Of otipiegprinted.
What Iseattlxiie of these O0pzes,i ft epteetion
irefiiingi—not the &Mount (if She cireele-
tiers '; but—the vacleurE: of it°, root been
TWentde
gesone eed p have
oreraated at Rosedale near LOB Angeles
Cale the lest one only a few dap; ego.
—Mettisdie s— Aren't yore „afraidthat
peer flagrent 00qMStry goal drive Boma of
your admirere to desperation? ' gated—
If , a matter of, indifferenea Oo me No
long to they 'don't die intim hottee.
lifflE0r00014.1PilsgIOPAND.
Rome .Very Curious Statlelice Siesletleir to
•tide reread° Diseellet .
s About bydropholeite the Regietrer.Genta-
i rid has, in his report just iseued, made an
importatit decluotion from his mortality
retteens, sap tile London Daily News. By
tehirig,geottpe,of couetiee arid atudytng the
chant rate from hydrophebte in the
triots thus Mapped oat teurieg the years
1869-1888, befiries that the disease has twit
great centres in thie cotintry. The death
rate dtininiebee according to the dietetics
from these piastres. Lancashire 'is the
heed and fronetif the offending se regerde
hydrophobie. Frew that ,dreaded dingo°
She annuel deaths per million la .0k3 popu-
lation are in Lancashire 3:39. Thie is ter
itt excees of the death rate from the eatile
oause in any other part of the kingdom.
The figures most neerly approeethieg te it
are 241 in Cheshire end 2 43 in the Weet
contiguous ietriots. The ether
centre is paid to be London, because here
She cleatbs are 1.59 per million, diniinieh-
ing to 1.45 in the eXtra .metropolitan per -
tions of Middlesex, Surrey and Kent.
These are high, figures, in comparison with
the low death rate in other southere coun-
ties. The conclusions of the Registrar -
General are apparently confirmed by the
Agrioultureil Department's account of the
geographical distribution of rabies in anis
male. Naturally, the next thing the
Registrar -General wants to know is
whether thee two centres of rabies and
hydrophobia Ian be distinguished, from the
relit of the country as to, the numbers and
character of the dogs inhabiting them.
This is an inquiry worth making Mean-
while, the facts elready ascertained jueti-
fled the muzzling order in, London. The
precise number of ,deethe from hydropho-
bia in 1888 was 14. -There were 5 in Lan-
cashire, 6 in London or adjoiningnountiee,
1 in Wiltshire lin Cumberlind and 1 in
Gramorgan shire. '
• ABOUT MARINO reoNleate
A Problem Which Should De as Carefully
Considered' as Higher Things. '
In the rest' and whirl of life in the cities
it seems as if the old, elowewaym of build-
ing up a corafertehle fortune would be for-
gotten. But, though everything else
changes, human nature remains about the
same, sive the Country Gentleman. Radical
differences of disposition and habit Will
never be wiped oat. • However severely we
may be shaken up together, we shall teethes
be all alike. Forethought and care and
reeponsibility ril still govern ' • some
natures, be their sepal:AUK] more pe hes
developed; in others self-assertion, self-
indulgence, immediate enjoyment will be
the chief objects, even when many admira-
ble acquirements are at their command.
No one who has any experience am doubt
thee money is one of the great praotioal
forces of all organized society. The poor
boy vsho resolves to "make 'money" is not
• necessarily mercenary in his spirit or low
in his aims. To gain a foothold by the
ownerebip of property ie simply one step on
the road to success. That gained, he has
gained ix great lever. Every energetic,
aspiring American boy may rightly and
nethrally look forward to the accumula-
tion of property. But to wiah for money,
to seek it, or to use it in a stiffish, base
spirit, to make it in itself the fleet and
most important object of life, is • con-
temptible and degraded manhood. Think
shoat making money then; think about it
earnestly and with is fixed determination
to do it ;but think quite es serionely of
•other and higher thinge to be done.
conrtship in Petertown.
(With Apologies to Mr. Howells.)
"Now, yon Bob Simpson!"
" What 'm ?"
"Oh, you know.'
, "1 don't either."
"Oh, you big story.teller--stop1"
"Stop what ?''
"Yon know very well."
"No, I don't." '• . •
"Oh, Bob Simpson, ain't you afraid
you'll go to the bad place for telling such
mega stories? Stop now I"
"1 ain't doing anything."
el ain't!'
Where you got your arni ? '
"Where I want it."
"You ought to be so asha—a—a—med1"
Pooh I . What, of ?"
"Oh, yen know—now take your arm
right away."
• is I shan't."
"What if I cell paw and maw ?"
Huh I No danger of that."
" I will, too I"
"Let's bear you."
Aw 1 what if somebody should see you
with your arm there 7"
is Pooh ! I wouldn't care."
"id be so asha—a—arned I"
",Humph 1 What's the matter of Me put.
ting my arm around you if I Want to 7" '
"15 ain't nice, and you met shan't, so
there I"
"Can't help yourself."
"1'!! call paw."
"You said that once."
• 'Go 'way, you dredful thing 1 Quit that,
nowi"
"Quit what ?"
s' Aw, you know."
"No I don't."
• Trying to kiss nie i"
is I wasn't either, but I will' now."
No, you shan't 1"
"Well see—here gine I"
" Aw—oh—go 'way !—atop !—quit *het
—aw I—tee hee 1—quit !---evir, you g'
"Ab, ba—kiseed you nine ticaes."
"
You dreadful, horrid thing! Now, I'll
never speak to you again /"—Z„enas Danein
Puck.
Suicide in the French way.
Mrs. OTIMBO—I hear that poor Mr. Das.
enberry has committed suioide.
Mrs. Tangle—Yea but he did it by the
Frenoh method. He wee always a great
man for style. .
Dire. Cumse—The Frenth method Of sui-
cide! What is that?
Mrs. Tangle—He took Pariegreen.
• He Looked Up the Addresa.
"Can I eas Banta Clans?" &eked the
small boy, entering Fogg's toy store.
" Hes not here, sonny," returned the old
man, kindly. "Why do you look for him
in nay place?"
"Why, I saw your name on the waggon
he sent me, and I thought 1 might get him
to trade it for a pair of sketes.' —Puck.
R. M. MoBeth, a leading machinist, says
England leads the world in the skill of her
mechanics. •
Chattanooga lawyer dared a Shelby.
Ville belle io marry bibs. She 'Wouldn't
take a dare and the wedding okras otf the
same day:
. Borne details have been reoeived of the
ree,etit mammon of oafish in ,Siberia. The
Nihilitte in endeavored to work "Mine
printing pressei. Thneutharities deetroyed
'these, it'ncl the ' exiltse mailable were Area
.upon, thirty being either kilielor *nitride&
The Com* is wo, hopeape
*Atm.
'
r :
foi. Infants and Children*
, . .
.TastorlaiAttowelladaptedtochildrentliat Castello' eerite Collo: CoaltiPittiolit
I
iirlieeotezextul.,1, as silitekice to acnny,p2areli!,1,,,, tiQ,,, ;zee: ma: ,12,,..,Avit:srrste0374 IX: tifin9l0t1,04
qr0 , 6'
11,1 au Oxford St, Bneeklyn N 'Y V' out injurious mediae:ate
„
Tnz CENTAUR COMPARE, 77 el array Str
,
,
Ti 111o5t Gueeessfui Remedy, ever (Moon. •
it is certain la its effecia and,cloce
not blister. Read proof below.
, KENDALL%• SPAVIL.CURE
. .
ORRICE Or CHARLES 'A.' SNYDER, •
BREEDT.R 05' .
BAT AND TROTTING BRED HORSES
, granytion,. Nnv. 20, 1559.
Da D. Z. Kmormir,,Co.
• Dear Sirs 8 have, always .iturchased. your Neu,
dall's Spavin Care by the half dozen. bottle,
_would Use -prices ha larger quitutity. I think it e
cue of the best liniments op. earth. I have used it
en nty stable8 for three years. '
Yours truly, , Cass. 4. SsrrIsnit.
ANDALL'S SPAWN:CURE
• BROOKLYN N N
fia. Pi. J. KENDALL CO: • °V.e."Gber 3,1558.'
1 desire to give youtestimitinial of my
opinion of your Nenclall'sSparin Cure. I have
;liked R. for Lameness, Stiff' Joims end
1:f:say; us, ond I have found 180 sure cure, I cordi,
it to all horsemen. '
cnt..s truly, A. E. GILBERT,
• Ear:neer Troy Latunlry Stables.
AILIDAIL% SPAWN CURE,
SANT, WINTON Comas', OHIO, Dec. 19, 1888.
31-t. B.1..NDAIL CO.
Cie,.tts : I feel It My duty to say what 1 have done
svi your lIendall's Spavin Cure. I have cured
{nerdy -Rye horses that had Spitvina ten. of
Hone, nine afflicted with 131a Head and
sevea or Bie .Taw. Since I bave bad 000 02 your
hook -3 and f °bowed. this directiona, I have never
loses. caso of any 14100.
' Y01116 t ruly, ANDREW TYRNER.
Horse Doctor.
EMBALM SPAWN CURE.
Price 818 per bottle, or six bottles 5 or $5. All Drug -
list above 15 er can get it lor you, or it will be sent
co any address ou receipt of price by the proprie-
tors. De. B. Z. BENDALL CO, .taieshurgh Falls, Vt.
OL ID BY ALL DRUGGISTS.
vtaxattannErgrarmordipa.
Misr° you tried thc Oebabrateel
rir1'14 i''"1 1,77i
p
1 4
.015 tit2PlIFSSTG?
If not don't fail to do soal onee.
It is not a polish but a wonderful
• leather preservative it will , make the
finest or coarsest shoe as soft and
,pliable as kid nad veiy easy to the foot.
It will make them. absolutelTwater.
proof, and if occasionally dresseerwith
this dresSing will last more than twice
as long- as otherwise.
We Mean What We Say.
It is the very life of leather. It can
be applied at any time. No trouble—
Shoe can be polished immediately
afterwards. •"
Pi - 10 15 Cents per Eton.
• Sold by all firstsclass stores. Sme,
pies mailed --Stamps taken.
OLIVER CABANA Jr.,
SOLE MANUFACTURER.
BUFFALO, N. Y.
ofIT.WriliragnItig
EVEREST'S &UGH „SYRUP
CANNOT BE EXCELLED.
Try It and be convinced of its wonderful curative
properties. Price 25 cents.
Sick Headache and relieveI1the, troubles incl. •
dent to a bilious state of the system. such as
Dizziness, Nausea. Drowsiness, Distress after
mains Pain in the Side, &c. While their rims;
remarkable success has been shown,in curing-
.
Headache, yet CARTER'S tee= prince rum
are equally valuable in Constipation, curing
Sand preventing this annoying complaint, while
they.arso correct all disorders of the stonuich,
stenulate the liver and regulate the bowels.
Even if they only cured
Ache they would be almost priceless to those
who suffer from this distressing complaint;
but fortunately their goodness does not end ,
here, and those who once try them will find
these little pills valuable in se.mtiny ways that
they will not be willing to do without them.
But after all sick head ' '
is the bane of so many lives, that here is eller°
we make our great boast. Our pills cure it
while others do not
CARTER'S InirTLE ,Idyisu PILLS are very small
and very easy to take. Onsi or two pills make
aV dose. They are strictly- vegetable and do
not gripe or purge, but by their gentle action
'please all who nee them. In vials at 25 cents;
.live for $t. Sold everywhere, or sent by mail.
•• CANER MEMO= « CO., Vow York.
Es Small Da Small ?rice.
THE KEY TO HEALTH.
'Unlocks itll the clogged avenues of the
Bowels; Kidneys and Liver, carrying '
off gradually 'without weakening the sys-
tem, all the impurities and foul:hrimots
of the secretions; at the sera° time Core
reoing,. Acidity, of the StomaCh,
curing ,Biliousnoss, Dyspepsia,'
Headaeheg, Dizziness, Heartburn;
Constipation, Dryness of the Skih,
Dropsy, Dimness of ViSion, Jaun-
dice, Salt Rheum, Erysipelas, Scro-
fula, Fluttering of' the Heart, Iler-
vousness,..and General Debility ; all
these and many other similar Complaints
yield to the happy influence of BURDOCK
BLOOD BITTERS.
For Sate by ait Dealers
,T.MILINIRX &CO Prop ;
rietors Toronto,
ACAX('‘F.,3
IL
RHEUMATISIVI
FREEMAN'S
----WORM POWDERS
Art pleasant to take. Contain their' vivre
Pargativei fret safe, stsee and' ejietual
elestnyes' O/wo'mrsu Childrtri
eataleasteersomeseteme
Melte MARK.)
1117 Everest's Liver Regulator
For Disesto Ito Liver Kidneys, Scc., and Purify-
ing of the kilted. Price $1. Six bottles for a
For Sale by ALL ORTJGGISTs
Manufactured only by
GEO. M. EVEREST, Ctuestiar, li'estae,
THE -LIGHT RUIVICKG
SEWING MACKE
HI AS
NO
EQUAL.
1:51.
LAD:
THE ONLY SEVEIG idkct
THAT ReltfES- see
aZiP'esb
NEHOMEMINGMAGI1E,R,M0,.',IASS:
ChICAGO-28 ,IINION SQUAKE,14,Y. °ALLA.% i
-
TLANJA CzA,,TSCOX
1.0010 A"vi sAtifRAticI
.m.,'
WEAK MEN (qttkrYwilt&a.!
„ selves et, Sweatt
Vitality, Lost rdanbnod, front yeut
ff
errors, etc., quietier at licnnee Boon en all
private diseases sent free (sealed). Perfectly
reliable. Over et) years' experience. Address—
CILLD/11:1 PILL CO., TOB.OXVIto„ Canada.
LADIES oar "Relief fel Women" le safe and always.
reliable ; totter than Ergot, OniAa, Tansy"
or Pennyroyal Pills. Intones totelavity.
Send for uartitinters. A &hese
Grimm Pisa. CO., 7L'OILONTO, Canada.
Bo'EPI FO t 00 01000thca mass:het
battiest heads, in BO to 00 days. Maids. Latest and.
• greatest achieVement of reederrt science I Meet wen.
&nig% discovery al the ago,. Like De other preparation!
Magical, sure, altubst inittantaneous fa notion 1 BOYS with
whiskers I Said heads "haired I" Malone speataelee, latt
positive ttutbit. OnlY gentthie artifact in niarkot,nnd certain
gioto absointe natisfaotion. 'Guaritriteed.' 'Pride $1 a bottle.
or three bottles for RI Enehbottielitatis ono month. Ad avant
A. DIXON, Box 805, TORONTO, CANADA.
MilAME; CIDIANNANI. s PREPIIIATIfitl
SUPERF,IUOUSIIMR
nair talthent inloty 10 Lim fain. Warranted.
rrte 88.
PIMPLES AND BLACKHEADS P;m1,74%,
,tionkiaideado*Witn,shkd. PridefOree'dityS trc0tment,51.
,MITI•CORPULENCEPIL,LSrlgrg,te
Pehit id 6 Mitt& Of 'bouttmido-; Whittle bbbanie 111Mqn1.
iditOblo Unfashionable...EAT rOLICS e•tenr;
0011P:0015140n 151005 ''' lose le Rd. a Month, • They ovum
no sieltnase ; contain n exelson, Ind Soar hill, Priec let dna
0700i18°0• treatntent, $1; or three Montite Medicine, OS.
Wartaitted, • • ° ' •
COMPLEXION', WAFERS
kiss& tan Akin, detaleft 104110. Hl.irniltl•,,105Vortnatterit
fit effect, wsrreitad., Fithefett
nkel 'bor*tics#14.* ,
Alidd**06 214211.11221.01011;6,11101EMM,
206 =at 112144ti WOW TO1616tittn Oaf.