HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1889-10-31, Page 2What's the Dee?
Tile &Ole erees hi striving heed -
But wt. at'the use?
That fonts then tomes may discard.
But what's; the use?
Per people still blow out the gets,
And teeine at Ot0,44/11p,a try to PaS3.
While ladies still chew gum.alas
no what's the we.
The taxmen still are signing notes -
So_ Wilar,* the use?
And buying wed Bohemiau oats,
zeo what's the use?
Per though we warn them (ley by day.
Tet suckers still will dearly PO' .
For eyery".enap" that comes ellen way,
80 whets the use?
AN AMERICAN GIRL.
She was not at all what he had pietured
bar. Singularly enough, no one had told
him that she was pretty, and he had
thought of her as a geunt ye -unperson with
O determined and manly air. She snack
hint, on the contrato, as being extremely
girlish and charming to 100t upon. She
Wore tbe pale pink gown, and ashe entered
be saw her give a furtive little dab to her
eyes with a hoe handkerchief, and hurriedly
Mnished a open letter into her pocket. Then,
Merging to diemise her emotion with
facility, she AIM to greet him.
"11 yon waut to eee Mat Belinda," elm
eeid," perhapis you had better sit down. She
will be here directly."
He placked tip spirit to take a sot, end -
only feeling his terror take wing. He was
ammo's] at his own court's%
Tb.44414, You," he said, have the
plemare of----" There, it is true, he atop.
ped, looked at her, blushed., and /Walled
somewhat disjointedly. " Mies Octavio,
Beesett, I believe,"
"Yee," ohe anewered, Ana Bat &MA neer
When Allee Bella* demenaed the oteire,
a Mort time afterwards, her ore were
greeted by the earned of e hrtele eeneVerealeP,
in which the Bev. Arthur Poppleton ap.
peered to be toting pert with beforeater
beard -el opt*. Whoa be Area* at her ea,
Armee, there WAS in hi* manner an air Of
mild buoyancy which aistonished her be-
yond measure. When he eeseated, himself,
Ie seemed eneite to forget the obeectut hie
visit for some minutes, and was thew plaeed.
in the emberritealisbe position of hems to
refer to his netedeook,
Having done so, and forma that he heel
called to Aek aeeletauce for the fenaller
one of his parishoners, he reoovered, hire.
self somewhat. Ate he explained the ex-
igencies of the OW. Oztarvia liata3404
44 welej.,, alte Amid," I ahead think it
'would make yam quite uncomfortable, it
on aee thinge like Vela oiten."
"1 regret to stay that X do oee metalline
ouly tco frequently," he answered.
"Greeinue she said; .hu$ that was an.
Be woe oonevious beusg slightly die,
Oirtted at her apathy, and perhaps it is
to be deplored thee be tarot it afterward,
'when MieB Ilelinde had beatowed her mite,
and the case was illumined for the time
being. Ile really did forget it, and was be-
guiled into Peeking a very long call, and
eying hunselt as he had never enjoyed
rneelf before.
When, at length, he was receded. to 4
Mime of duty by a glance At the dock, he
had already before his ilea an opening Ilene
of delights, teklug the form of future olio,
and games of croquet played upon Mint
„Belinda s neetly.abeven grass -plot. He
had bidden the ladies adieu in the parlor,
and, being atappeci into the ball, was
fumbling rather excitedle, in the umbrella.
stand for his own especially slender clerical
umbrella, when he was awakened to new
rapture by hearing Miss Octatrie.e tone
again.
He tamed and eaw her standing quite
neer him looking at him with rather an
odd expression and Isoldlog something in
ber bend.
"Oh she said, "See here 1 Those
people."
".L -beg paedon," he hesitated. "I don't
quite understand.
" Ob, yes 1" the answered. "Those
deeperately poor wretches, you know -
with fever, and leaks in their hoot), and
ll aorta oedisagrettable things the matter
with them. Gm -them this won't you ?"
33 This" was a pretty ailk purse, through
whose meshes he saw the gleam, of gold
00in.
"That ?" he said. " Yon don't Mean -
isn't there a good deal- I beg pardon -but
"Wefl, if they are as poor as you say
they are, it won't be teonmah." shereplied.
a I don't oppose they'll °heed to it, do
you 7"
She extended it to him as if she rather
wished to get it oat of herhandi.
",You'd better take it," ahe said. "1 shall
spend it on something I don't need, if you
don't. I'm always spending money on
thinge I don't care for afterwards,"
Be was filled with remortie, remembering
that he had thought herapathetio.
" really thought you were not in-
tended at all: he burst forth. "Pray for-
give me. This is generous indeed."
She looked down at some pertioularly
brilliant rings on her hands, instead of
looking athira.
"Oh, well," eh said, "I think it, must
be simply horrid to have to do without
things. 1 can't see how people live.
Besidee, I haven't denied myself anything.
It would be worth talking shout if I had, I
suppose. Oh, by the bye, never mind
telling any ,one, will you 7"
Then, without giving himtime to reply,
eam raised her eyes to hiteface, end plunged
into the subject of the croquet again, prav
suing is until the final moment of hie exit
and departure, which was when Wire. Burn-
ham mod Miss Pilober had been scandalized
at the easy, freedom of her adieus. '
CHAPTER XV.
summon anvAuraons.
When Mr. Francis Barold called to pay
hie respects to Lady Theobald, after par-
taking of her hospitality, Mr. Barmistone
accompanied him and, upon almost every
ether mouton of presenting himself to her
ladyship, Mr. Barmistone was hie com-
panion.
It may as well be explained, at the outset,
that the mill -owner of Barmistone Mills
wee a man of deoided, determination of
character, and that, upon the evening of
Lady Theohald's tea, he had errivecl at the
• oonolnaion that he would spare no effort to
• gain a cattalo end he felt it would add to
hie happiness to accomplish.
"1 stand rather in avie of Lady Theo-
• bald, as any ordinary man would,' he bad
amid, drily, to Barold, on their return to his
house. "But my awe of her is not so
great yet that 1 shall allow it to interfere
with any of my plans."
"Have you any special plans ?" in-
•quired Barold carelessly, after a parole.
answered Mr. Burinietone," Bev -
oral. I should like to go to Oldelough
rather. often."
"1 feel it the civil thing to go to Oldolough
oftener than 1 like. Go with
"1 should like to be included in all 'the'
invitations to tee for the next six menthe:.
"I shall be included in all the invitations
so long as 1 rentait here, and it ie not likely
you will be left out in the cold. After you
have gone the rounds once you won't be
•dropped."
" 13pon the whole, it appears so," said
Mr. Burmistone. "Thanks
So, at each of the tea-piertbse foilowin
Lady Theohald'e, the two too* appeared
together. The arnail end of the wedge
beuig inserted into the solid stratum, the
rest was not difficult. Mre. fluteettate was
at once surprised ana overjoyed by her
discoveries of the many excellencies of the
man they had eo hastily deternained to
ignore, Mrs. Abercrombie found Mr. Bur.
mietene's manner all that could, be cleeired.
MSS R.i10IaL expressed the highest appre-
cliatime of lois views open feminine Mu -
cation meaceour duty to the youage in o0r
charge," Ineleed, after ears. Egerton'a
eveuitig,the tide of public °piano turned
euddeely in hie favor.
Publia opinion did not °hang°, bewoVer,
as fee ae Oetevia was concerned. Dieving
had her auxiety set at rest by several we,
couraging paternal lettere trona Neyeda,
she began to make up her mind to enjoy
herself, and wee, it is te be regretted, he-
trayed by her youthful high spirit into the
eentmitting ntimetroile iedleeretletis•
Upon each festal mettelou, she appeared in
a new and elaborate costume; the accepted
the attentiooe of Air. Frintete Barold as if
it was the most Asters" thing in the world
that they should be offered ; she joked -in
What Kra. Burnhera a esignetern iheeNeeada
way "-with the Bev. Arthur Poppleton,
who appeared more frequently then had
been itio habit at the high tem. She played
orogoet with *et gentlemen. and Atte
Darold day after day, 'ROO the grass -pled,
Were ell the oyes gazing dews, upon her
from tbe neighboring windows ; ehe man-
aged to come Mr. Bormisterm into johting
Ogee itmaceat orgies ; aud, in fact, to
TAM !dim Ditcher, there wee" no limit to
the obeeneleoemee ot her antemialuo
oanauct,"
Several times mush comment had been
maimed by the Pea that Imola Gest= had
been observed to ferret mee of the petty et
pleyere. Shit had indeed nlayed with
13areid, against Oetevie and 41r. Poppleton,
on the memorable doer open which that
• seethe= hod tame hie neat lemma
hied availed bimeelf of the in,
vitationexeended to him by Oetaviee npon
Morel ocavione, greeely to Wee Bain We
eraberres.roent. lie had dropped in the
Inzeniug after the curate's drat call.
"Is Lady Theo:mu very food of you?"
()awl% had asked, in the eouree of thio
"Itis very kind of her, it she is," he re-
plies], with. Iseguid irony.
"Ien't she found enough af., ye:a to
anything you talk her V" Wen* tequired.
"Beatty. I *Mk not," he milled.
nine the degree of affeetiort it requires
am not fond enough of any one to do any.
thing they ask 33110
Oettoria bestowed a loos lookup= hien.
"Well," abe remarked after a ranee," I
believe you are I shouldn't think ea,"
Devoid colored very feintly.
"I oay," he mid," is tint an imputation,
or aereething o that character? It monde
like it, you know."
Octavio, dia not reply direetly. f3he
laughed e little.
went you to eat Ludy Theobeld to do
something," elm said.
"1 A= afraid, I am INOt in teach favor as
you imagine," he mid, looking slightly
annoyed.
Well, I think elle won't refuse you this
thiog," the went on. "It the didn't loth°
Me so I would, ask her myeaf."
Re deigned to emile.
"Des ehe loathe you?" he thritara
33 Yee " nodding. "She would uot speak
to =4 if it Wasn't for Aunt Belinda. She
*blotto I Ara feet arid loud. Do 'you think I
am fast and load?"
He Wan taken aback, and not for Simard
tiro, either. She had startled end dile
composed him overal times in the course
of their brief acquaintance, and be alwaye
resented it, priding himeelf in private, as
he did, upon bis neatness and immobility.
He could not think of the right thing to say
just now, eo he was silent for a second.
" Tell me the truth," she persisted. 04 I
Obeli not care
"I do not think you would care at all."
43 Well, perhapii I shouldn't. Go on, Do
you think 1 am fast?"
"I am happy to say I do not find you
slow."
She fixed her eyououliirn, erailingiantly.
That means I am fast," else said. 0" Well,
no matter. Will you ask Lady Theobald
what I want you to ask her?"
"I should not say you were fast at all,"
be said, rather stiffly. Youliavenotbeen
educated as -as Ledy Theobald has eau-
°Med Mies Gaston, for instance."
"1 should rather think not," she replied.
Then she added, very deliberately: She
has had what you might call very superior
advantages, I suppose.'
Her expression was totally inorenpre-
heneibIe to him. She spoke with the ut-
most seriousness, and looked at the table.
That is derison, I suppose," he remark-
ed, restively.
She glanced up again.
"At all events," ahe said," there is noth.
ing to laugh at in Lucia Gaston. Will you
ask Lady .Theobald? I want you to ask
her .to let Lucia. Gaston come and .play
croquet with us on Tuesday. She is to
play with you against 3ltr. Poppleton and
me. ,
Who is Mr. Poppleton?" be asked with
some reserve. He aid not exactly fancy
sharing his entertainment with any ordi-
nary outsider. After all, there was no
knowing what thia little American might do.
• 4, He is the curate of the church," she
replied; undistorted, "He is very nice,
and little, and neat, and blushes all over to
the toeg of Ids boots: He clone to see Aunt
Belinda, and I neked him In tome and be
taught to pley."
"Who is to teach him ?'"
"1 am., I have taught at least twenty
men in New York and San Francisco."
"1 hope he appreciates your kindness."
"1 mean to try if T can make him forget
to be frightened," she said, with a gay
laugh • •
It wee certainly nettling to find hie air
of reserve and displeasure met with each
inconsequent lightness. • She never seemed
to recognize the inbtle changes of temper -
attire expreesed ib his ntanner. Only hie
tenuse of what was due: to himselfprevented
Iiia being very nhilly indeed,- but,. en she
went on with her gay &San in titter *-
ilk:trance of his mood, and indulged in some
very pretty airy noneenee, he soon recover-
ed biznself, and almost forgot his private
grivei9eite4oingrY'hePi°mile'dtaak
Layleobedindelgenceinhe znatter
of Lucia's joining 'them in 'their ganie.
One epeeoh of Oetaviani connected -with the
aubjed he had thought very pretty, as well
aci kind : • , •
"1• 'like Mies Gaston," she said. "1
think we "might be friends, if Lady Theo.
bald would let me :Her superior advan-
tape might do me good. They might im-
prove me," she went on, with a little laugh,
e and suppose I need iniproving very
• much. All • 'my advantages have been of
ono kind,"
• When.he had left her, she startled Miss
Belinda by saying:
• ' " 1 have been asking Mr. Barold if, he
thought I was fast, and I believe he does -
in fent, lam sure he does."
"Ah, my dear, my dear I" ejaculated
Miss Belinda," what a terrible thing to say
to a gentleman 1 What will he think?"
Ootavia smiled one of her calmest smiles.
/en't it queer how often you say that l"
she reenarked. think 1 Should perish if
I had to pull myself- to,leet Way se yowl°.
I ioet go pot on, and never worry. I doret
Pisan to de anything (ewer, and I don't see
why any one should think .erne,"
CRADTDa XVL
0401148.T.
Lucia was premitted to form one of the
pleyers in the gems ot croquet, being CB
corted to and from the matte by Freneb
Otteeld. Perhaps it occurred toLedy Thee
-
held thet• the oeotreee of English reeertt
and Maidenlinese with the free and. essi
mowers of young woman from Neve 3
might lead to ;some good results.
"1 treat yoor venetian will ba Bach ati
ehOW that yeuatleaet have eesidod io a ein
llizeel laud," ohe said, "The =OA of ON
present day may premit themeelvee to to
amused by young persoes whose denagsna
Might beteg a blush tp, the eheale of *
woman, of forty, but it is 1101 their leebit 11
regard them with serious intentions."
Lucie reddened, She did not
though she withed very new* for the reel -
age to atter the words which recta to ba
lip. Letely elle bed fouad that now eel
thee, at timewhen she was roused V
anger, epeeohes of quite a olevor gea
earcuetio . teeter() presented themeelvea
her Mind, She was never equel to einr-
big them aloud, but she felt the, intiro,
ate might, bemuse at oettree it Wee lute
an rednenee in spirit te think them, aid
face, mea in imegination, the prebehiii4
of astounding reed sfni.V.innLedy Theclakt
/iamb witb their audacity.
" ought to Make m'., behave very welt"
elle NT40 saying now to herself," to have lee
tore nee the alteinetiVe Of not leelog
gatded with Geriettil intentiella, 1 wonier
if it is Mr. Poppleton or Footsie Berld
who might net resod me serioasly. Ao11
wonder it they are any gonerifl Areeiea
then we (lee be ilx,Begleed wbeg we eeeet
bo eupseed the sitera004 very rarehe
rticeleely the latter pert of it when :dr,
orraistonee who was peoeing, came 1
ng invited by Ochevift eorosa abe prve
hedge Hevieg paid his respeets to Abe
Relinde, who eat playieg propriety arida
lahernum tree, Mr. BarinietQue oreettel
the graseeplet to LUCIA herself. She gal
awaiting her" tura," and laughing at th*
ardent euthneiasal of Dir. Poppleton, tho
under Octavites directionit WAS dfiVOSIN al
his energies to the game : her eyee wee
bright, and the had heat for the time Woe,
leer timid air et feeling bereelf lientehen CC
the wrong.
" I alel glad to See yeti hare," said 4,
13orroletotte.
"I am sled. te be here," ate aretterid.
hati been ouch a happy Aftertom.
Everything lute eeereed so bright tutd-read
different."
43 Differeut' la A V4:7 good word," In eeld,
laughing.
itialt a very lead oue," elm Termed.
"And it expreeses a good deal."
"11 doss, indeed," he commentri.
" Lock et Iffr, Poppleton eud Wavle
" Have you. got to 'Qtsvis ?' he
quintet.
lethe looked aown end blushed.
(To be continued),
Who ocopuea Poet Deed.'
An mathenge saya ; At a ripe tld age,
after year*, ot the meet texauded rot ment,
s the
Eno, Cook hes 7easetel away. Sit
people's poet, the" woodland rolel bele
eons was sung for the Inikatiee.
not peauliarly a tempetanee poet, her
lays cantata some beautiful the his on
this theme;
Taranto the desert, end then ye I
West treesures exist in the cold, tlaijwel
And the pieture of Atetals, to h
flight, wrung by raarldeuieg thi
jaring up "distempered Malone,'"
to =tare I a
X taw the crystal fount -ale pligg
In leaping :sheets et snowy sprat;
X heard the ttaduls.tine wave
Of the swift river gush and law;
1heard the daabtngivatnr!aU-
OhI it was cruel monkery aill
How like to this deseriptioe are the
literati of one who reeetunte his nighte ex-
perieneee on the battle.fteld after the fear
-
fel °omega of Gettysburg "Pram the
wotmded and the dying arose one Nepalese,
far.reachirg bum of groans, arald whieh
bat one word was audible. Dying teen
reached out wounded arms, tote up the
dew, grass that they might emelt the
moisture. I noted that no man called ,for
beer or brandy then. Bat one cry burst
fromgory, lips -it waa nature's cry for
Water 1*,
Into the eilly error of ehellow minde-
an error Whioh mistakes as " natural "the
habit -born appetite for alcohol --Eliza
Cook never fell. Hermoralizbag, however,
ia not always so correct as her knowledge
of =Ante, for, though she can sing, itt her
"Song of the Goblet," of liquor imbibere
that -
The swine in the dust, or the wolf on it* prey
Gave less of sheer disgust thitnehey. •
,eastee
-yet she could regard the goblet as that
which " oan cheer or kill." We need no
poet to show tie the latter, and it would
take quite a number of them to convince
as of the former. But Eliza Cook gave
the world beautiful, pure thoughts ; and
her words were words of freedom. She
sang for the masses, and, by her death, the
people will be moved to turn again to her
living words. As elm herself sang, so we --
Mourn not for the dead—lis they alone
Who are the peacefid and the free.
Fortifying morsel&
Young Mr. Sissy (who meets his pretty
Causin at an evening entertainment) -0h,
Mande, I am eo glad to see you, and I want
to have tt weal long talk. But first mayn't
I bwing you an Ioe; or soniethiag
Pretty oonsin-No, not an fee, Charley ;
but you may bring me a little ether, thanks.
A liminess ciergintan.
When a Chicago clergyman ,hung ont bbs
sign to the public 'eorae of bbs brothers
were horrified at the innovation, but when
they disloovered that that none eign brought
him about three couples in
dayto be
married they stroked their Chins n a re.
theotive way and .deolared that he had a
great head for business.
Was a good Boyi
Mother -Did yon beak aey of the rules
to del, Tonnay ? • . • e •
Tompiy tapir deynat sohonll-No'm ; I
Wall a good boy. Teacher broke two, though;
one on little Harry Fletcher and another on
Difference'ih lDegree.
• 33 There was- a regular eyelone up at our
inniee this morning. Pop wall mad as a
• tter2' •
"'Well," said Johnny, rue. fully, "we had
a disturbance at our }mese, too.' It waen't a
'cyclone, tliciagh--ciort of • a spanking
breeze." ,
; HARIORA'S ENGLISH TOUlt,
A Stes.rattste, Lacien with Animate and ier-
icuriners Sate YesierthtY.
Berinimitt Bailey's " Geeateet Show on
Earth" left Bridgepert,ConneMonday night
at ite way to Brootlyn, to the Anchor Line
wharf, -where it will be placed ori beard the
steamer urgessia for Leedea, Eog, Two
hundred and forty people cooneeeed with
the ahem witl also ne to Leotteln oxt thie
hip, while on the steamer City cif Rome,
salting ouWedheeday, Oet, 16, °us IMO*
area and sixty of the attaehee wifl ,take
passage. Wks arraagemeute for traropert-
ing Ihe chow l.tave been most carefully
meas. Six huge boxee, twelve by ten feet,
have been built, each to contain an ele.
ebant- When placed on board eleip there
boxes; will be set twelve feet apart, the
intervening epece forming another beet, in
which an elepbapt weal else be plaged, and
thus the eix boxes will efferd aecommoda-
tion for the thirteen elephents to be taken.
The camas and hereee will he placed in a
seriee of atalle distributed all over the
main cheek of the vessel. The ogee coo -
tabling the animate, after first being
deteohed from their running gear, will be
placed side by side, with enfdelent opeen
between to permit the attendaate to feed
the beasts and attend to their wento, Au
idea, of the oenatity el materiel eequired
to feed the verieue ineimele may be bed
from the following LIEI; There will be 80
tone of by, 2,000 bashelg of oats, 6 terra OI
_straw, 6 Sena of bran, 20 hnehele of corn,
20 hales of pent mesa, 00 berrele of eerrote,
6,000 peteado et fresh beef, 1,590 peonde
ot !mole fith, 10 barrelet pointoee, 161)
heeds et obtage, 6,000 potato et fresh
brawl, 10 berretta et tweet tipplee, 4 berretta
01 ontone, 7 herrele C11 tarelfid, 20 birrele
of ilea himaite, 400 cane of eondeesed
4 seeke of iielt, 150 pounds of Gliother tielte,
an exclueively for the aniraela andhome.
All the zneee and Aide will be frozen and
plaeed lackvireea alteraata itiyere of toe in
hap refririeratere eapeeiAlly beilt for the
Pirpoeta „the imelovoggi =Mg eettiedy
fee the monkeye and polar hoer, The ea.
penile ot the chow going to Europe la fetid
*9 be the heaviest ever mamma intl.-lie line.
About 0150 a day hoe been open* ia cable
despettehee to and from Eurone during a
period ot nearly four mouthe pest, The
advertising material to he dietrihated free
in Leaden has alreedy met 0160,000. The
new ontureco, inoluding these made he
Paris for Xtralty'e "Nero," in wig* 800
people will appeer, and thoes for the
arena department Imre ceat 090,000. Alto -
gaiter 8 te estimated that the expellees of
the Affair, before a Riegle rerforneeme ie
given, will foot up O350,000, exclusive at
minim, and all thie for 41. probable semen
ot orie hundred dayo. The eatimated ex-
pellees for the London eeasoll, ealetdating
16.800 a day for the e„ircee, will be ueerly
012,440 a day, from whloh the rialto of the
trip can baptised, But Mr, Bailey earl
don't Cara for the expecte, even if 1 looe
0100,000. 1juet want to show the people
al Europe what a big Wog la, We know
it in this country, but they do not over
there."
Mr , and Ura. Barnum and hir.Baritinn'a
nephew, 0. Barnum Seeley, flailed Setae%
day ()Atha Etruria.
An Ingenious Trick.
One of the pozeling trielos performed by
so -oiled publics mind-readere or cleir-
voyente is an extremely eimple deception.
The performer standing on the stage >Alike
several pergolas; in the audience to write
each it sentence on A alip of Viper and tient
it in an envelope. Of eouree the etationery
is furnished and afterward colleoted. One
of the aniline° is a oonfederate and writes
a sentence agreed uponbeforelamed. When
the eatistant goo through the house
gathering tip the envelopes tee confederate's
oontribution is carefully pat where it will
be the last one of the lot to be token up.
The performer plate out aa envelope
and after feeling of it with ranch °tramway
pronounoes the undone* agreed upon, and
the confederate in the valiance acknow-
ledges that he wrote it. To mullein title
the performer team open the envelope and
repeats the sentence as though he found it
on the int:loved paper, which is in reality
mother man's sentence, which ho reads,
and then, picking up another envelope and
fumbling it over, he cells out the sentence
he has just read. The one who wrote it
aYa it is right, the pe.rformer tears open
the envelope, reads what iti in it, and pro-
ceeds in that way through the lot. -/few
York Star.
• Agricultural Item.
A. -The weather we have had this sum-
mer has been good for the hay crop,
B. -I suppose so. It has been raining
pitoliforke most of the time.
First lobster -Well, what are you going
to do now? Second lobster -Get drained
for dinner.
He Snow =ere Than $he Thonnbt.
"I hope you will pardon my late ar-
rivel:" said the young men, at he seated
himeelf in the oiliest chair. I forget ma
umbrella and had to stand in a stairway
until the shower was over."
"There's one on yore jennies" shouted
Tonsmy, in great glee. "1 told you so. Of
course he had sense enough to get in when
it rained."
And the silence, like a soft hat, was
plainly felt.
Had Lost One Case.
Dr. Ipeceo-You seem to have pretty
good luck with yonr oases, Belledona.
Dr. Belladona-Yea ; I flatter myself
do.
Dr. Ipeoac-You never loat a case, did
you
Dr. Belladona-Yes, one. He weatto
Canada. r needed that lizmared dollars
too.
The Son of a Canon.
Arohdeacon Farrar's son, now at Lehigh
University, is quite a wit. While he was
imPhiladelphia he was lionized a good deal.
One evening, at dinner, a rather f resh
young lady turned to him and said: " :Your
father is one of the big gene of England, is
he not, Mr. Farrier 2" • " He was at one
time," replied the young man, politely.
1' He WEE e canon, you know.'
• TEE EMMEN MEL.
The summer girl—oh, where is she,
The street , the rare, tbe radiant maid?
Gone; but her form we'll shortly see
In glossy sealskin robes arrayed.
And -when the snow begins to whirl
And eddy in the ambient air
She'll blossom out a winter girl,
As fascinating and as fair.
She draws us, swap% us as she wills,
She smiles and to her side wed),;
We'll run up livery stable bills
To 'take her sleighing by and bye.
"He blew into his gun to see
If loading up was needed,
And the jury to a man agree'
That the gun blew after he did."
Therefore the gun was discharged free,
As in justice it ought to be;
• For though the gun had laid him low,
It was he who gave the first blow.
-Live wires make dead linemen. Enough
of the latter have been buried and now
publics demands the interment of
former.
NAUTICAL.
She fell in love with a harlSor-buoy,
She couldn't have loved him more;
. But one day jealousyspoiled her joy—
He caught her hugging the shore.
• IDEITH PASSED.
Wkal aibilaelkt for a Par roll eirsiatenert
on a.Level erosion&
,
The St, 491318 express was raetteg into
Jersey City. A street tier wasi'r011ing
aloug to "the Grove street crossing Of the
Pehusylvania Railroad, Williem Peareall,
the gate tender, eerefully lowered the gates e
inet after the Street car got pee% and was
ranibling CVe./: the west -bound trio*. It
wee near midnight Sunday night, jam
Connors, the car -driver, entldenlyeaW tbe
headlight of a l000neotive bearing &MA
npou him, le wee the cosine ot the 3t,
Louie express thundering Along the east,
legend *reek, Another pull end hie team
would have the ear, with twenty peeeeogers,
on the relle directly in front of the boom-
ing train, Congers might have jumped
awl saved himself. If he had he would have
heard an inetant later screams and .greene
of dying men, women and eluldren. X.he
rail Street car, with its load. Of htunau
freight, would bevel been no. lupe° than a
feather in the path a the gloat l000motive
travelliog et the rite of a mile a minute,
J-ohn Oeuitore in the boar of heed proven
Virluelt a here. With hie lett hood be
iannued the brake hard down, With hie
right bend he fairly dragged the lioreee
Around ASA right angle to ehe street car,
Thee' bo, leteenta the Qentre of the eme
traces. Quiet as the driver me* the engine
• wa4 quicker, end ea it flatbed by it struck
the off home, and ripped him its two from
head to foot,. Se doe were (rein Ana oar
ehat the train beet twieted the front
flaahbeerd a the eteetti4a0 as it swept by.
doba Oeunere, the konehle cev.drivee,
tuned pale awl eel* oa his kueee, wit/101e
line still la hie hand, atter the ammo,: was
Wee* Then Mare WAS a frit) in OM cer.
The peetansere reetlieed thetreeetil After it
Was aver am] doted pall melt mit en the
treake. Heine, 11I,syer, "the eoridoeter, tried
to atop them,hot he Was ewept teem the
beck plAttoren like oheff before ehe wiad,
The peemagere cisciPeed creeed eod ran hap,
hazer,' Aereee the treeke wed tied le ell
direotione, Oaly Condors and the otneduotee
remained on the ger,
They fixed it up in the good old way,
As you can determine with ease;
For her captain wrote me the other day ;
"She's enjoying a spanking breeze."
-Letter carriers' ought to make the best
elocutionists; they havesuch good ideas of
delivery. Telegroph.
Where Amato Come* from
Iu a recent ieme of -NI** and Okansoas a
writer deseribee the areenie induetry in
Devenehire. The beet -known ;nine in That
Oeucity euppliee areinlie itt quantity
in the "Devon Great Coueole," near Tool -
Moak. Renised white ammo is here ob.
toined from the rough ore, and the cam.
Pony 8 working over again in the fornmete,
for the sake ot the Amnia, moth rebate
thrown aside in the palmy oepper
In former dive the /melee were allowed
to pen off into the workshope and
iota the Air, ceasing fatal melte among
the worionen wed destroyiug the ourcomed.
ing vegetation for mime dietnee. Ilut now
that *ramie (ova not copper) is the most
veluAble product, premutatee are taken to
prevent any escape. Three Mods of cal.
einem MT in use at the "Great Cousele."
Divot there le 140 ordinerte band Warier,
Next the weli.known OxlAud's caleiner,
which is 80 0311okt:toted as to require no
attention from tin WOrlitnen. The third
!aroma appears to he the moat efficient ot
the three. In it a cirouler table, eloping
considerably from the centre to the sides,
revolves at A aomewhot elow rate. The ore
fella on OW table, which be thoroughly
homed by the furnace beneath, from an
opening near the matzo; theme by the
elope mai the circular MOVOMeni it is
gradeelly distributed down towards the
olretunfereme, 'where, almost completely
deprived et its arsenic, it falls into it
trough, while the fumes pese tip into the
gaunt/rough en opening above the highest
point, Tbe operation is an extremely
pretty one to watch, tat the sulphur in the
area oaten continual play of blue demo
over the surface) of the incandocent mess,
while the air above seems misty with the
fine white smoke of meanie trioxide Pro,
pared in this way the oriole produce has a
dirty grey aolor, and be purified by farther
roasting in a reverbatoty farnacedmated
only with coke or authreeite, when it sub-
limes in the flues in the form of a beauti-
fully slimming white -powder, whiole feel°
to the touch as soft a Roar. Somatic:nee
no oolorleass orystale are found, especially
near the doora of the fines. Visitors feel
'unwell for the rest of the day after an
inspection of the Jarman. The workere
have their menthe and nom wrapped up
in oloth respirators with oottonwool made,
lest by chance any pertiolee of what the
Germane call *metier poison -flour snight
get into the air patienee; all the workmen
employed in tenting or packing thci fine
powder of white arsenics are similarly pro-
teoted. All employed looked powerful men
enjoying excellent health. The work liati
not been going ort sufficiently long (about
15 years) to compare the length 01 1118 of
those engaged in it with that of those
employed in furnace work with non-
poisonous, or at least, non-volatile poisonous
bodies.
lie Went.
Hera is a new wayfor a girl to get rid of
a late beau. She gives him a paper and
pencil with one of her sweetest emilee, and
says: Now make a row of eleven oiphere ;
now make a perpendioular mark downward
on the right of the firat cipher ; upward on
the right of the fourth; downward on the
right of the fifth; upward on the right of
the seventh and eighth; downward on the
tenth. The marks should be half an inoh
long. Ask him to read whet helms written.
The effeot is eleotrioal.---.Rochester Herald.
• What Be Was.
Masked Man (dathing into a parlor -oar
on Western Behroad)-Hold up yer hands.
Passenger -Don't shoot, Please. Take
all I've got and welcome.
Masked Blan-Thisis a big pile o' money,
so I'll give ye 819 of it back, I may he a
train robber, but I ain't rie parlor -ear
• porter. --Hew York Weekly.
A person returned from Japan,
Said, "At once I will try it I can
• Speak pure Japanese,
With correatnese and ease,
Like a cultured and travelled young man."
-ABiddeford, Ile,, man thought thatto
accost a friend by tonohing the back of hie
neck with the lighted end of a dear would
be a good joke; a few days ago. But the
friend wore a celluloid collar, which blazed
up instantly, made a blister enoiroling his
nook, and nearly cremated hien.
-The following is to be sang to the tune
of " The Death March in Saul." Are you
all ready ? One, two, three,—,The
autumn leaves are falling, and the year is
growing old, and the snow delfts will be
soon agamet the door. But our woodshed
still is etnPty and our coal bin fall of air,
and our winter clothing's hanging in the
store. Yet the marble /seed delinquent
reads our paperby the stove, while he burns ,
away the coal for whitih he oWee, and we
shiver in the sanctum till the tears bedim
our eyes, and the blossom reappeare upon
our nose. -Brockville Recorder.
' The millennium is oomizig I At a
funeral last • week the clergymen of the
Methodist, Presbyterian and, Episcopal
Churches were seated in the icame rig as
the Salvation Army captain. It cannot
be said now that the Church of England is
, the "kid -glove ohnrole,- Palnarston
Alstgi*p AVIIMpN CUTTING WAGES,
• The Ohleage Ti, tees notes thet a great
many matried women. are employed in the
?Ores and ether Imeineee estebfiehments ia
that city, ae State street merchant told
the reporter that married women ars
always more persistent in their efforts to
get work than their unmarried sisters-
Uenelly they do nee start gut to tied work
in this way tuatil driven to it by necessiey,
end then they are prepated to do anything
and take the ;smallest wages, Meet of the
womeh who apply are ladiea Whelre.,
hoebands have either left theni provicka
so emegerly for their 'support that they are
compelled to do something to support
themselves. Rot deser,ted wit'3413 are not
the only married women who work clown
town. Ilundreds of wemen both yoong
xnedb 94 an, ec 1kt rh ebyy 004an.t4gR;t9hrOk titOhnlannlbOay
housekeeping, and eo they find employ.
ment itt ome kind of beelines and
they aPd their lausbaods hocked:"
of this °lase of out -working wives
ere rileg WQM011 tirlIO before their mar-
riage Wera engaged in ecoupetione of this
kind. School teachers, clerks. fiteeograph-
ere, typewriters and seleeweneen,who have
etelvveero dtrAeoaonay tdoermi teataix to aw ue r4,13 ifie et do do 1.
Besides, it ie ditiegreeahle to theca. They
marry and ere aexama to help, their hue -
bands. They bed good positions and pay
befoza marriage, and naturally they go
baek to the kind of work they know beet
and at which they can melee the moat
Walleye• The Yeinog leneheeed g nsrollp
objeete, had a vegae,_ indeduite Wee,
Nolen be was roviog blecle himeelf that
pretty typewriter girle and no en Were Very
=Ell %dined. te dirt, and he bed rather
hezy notiees altent them till be met his
charmer, Of mune elm wee different
from All the others, but jttat the chime he
deeenl like the idea of hie wife being
thoostit Aleme and telked tthent by other
PARTI
es he need to thiok and itilk about
the typewriters wed ohop girle. Sttene.
glit,a ehjellblePe Are Jaetittg and etrops
ewes keep his wife at home, bat very
often he not unwilliegly gives in, eopecially
if no femily has come re tie the wife to her
home. Meanwhile the number of married
wining who told places in offieee or eleepm
is; large and the net of apple:mete ie
bit-
eroasing daily. Otto. can bear "Mut."
tweet as Often se "aim" now when an
employer addreeites hie aerie or atnanutnwist.
Whether it ie an evil er a blotting le *
question for the raitield mail mom -
rade to coneider, but the UM reunion
'bet the edvent at the Married Wenriait itt
the Add et labor is not tending to biomes*
wages nor reeder employment easy at
°bunnies. The young women bad shout
banlehed the young lam teem many line*
ef offiee sea elerieel, work, and the married
WOnian is basting both at the other clams.
8lie can afford to work for leas pay bemtuse
oho hes her hueleAnd to 'support her, and
she often lowers the pay ot moat of the
workpeople in an oftloe by offering to work
for lower wages than is already being paid.
Sam ,Tonee.
"Sem Atm, I lee, hi getting 000 a asy.
for premising," remerhed a Methodist.
"end the optima nommen; are nothing
touch of the fact. I don't know sal blame
there for critieleing. It is a, Astute' feel.
log to distrust e miniater who gore about
preaching for so much per sermon, jot like
a public) leoturer who apeake for so much
per lecture. It may be all night, but it
heats bad to the puhlie and is certain to
create adverse comment. Of °aurae, a
pea:deer has to heaupported. We support
our minieters comfortably, and nobody
Andefault with that. Bali wben a snap.
malice abusineu nropoeitiort, Wet for so
much money ho will oome aria get up a
religious revival among us, I am% laelp
feeling staple:lone and °lightly antagonistic.
Sam Jona le a enuat man, and Ids
mothode aro like Same of flame other re-
vivalists, hat I can't bele thinking he lays
himself HAN to %Inoue orltiohem."--
Louisville Post.
Bow Do Ton Dace 'Tour /toots?
Not one person in a thousand laces hie
shoes °effetely: About the ueareet any-
body gete to it is to lace as tightly as po-
table. The cornet way hi to put your foot
when you are about to lace your ghee as
much as possible in tbe heel of the eboe„
asys Vanity Fair. You can do this beat by
lacing your shoes with the heel of your
shoe resting in a chair standing in front
af the one you are seated in. Over the
instep the lacing should be drawn as
tightly as poseible. Thin will hold your
foot back in the shoe, giving the toes free -
doom and preventing their being cramped.
Lace about the ankle to suit your comfort.
itiding en a Dear.
Near Forester Palle the other day young
Mr. Buliner, of Rosa, discovered a bear
quietly feeding on a field of este. He put
two charges of shot into Brain, but he
showed ability to escape with alacrity.
Mr. Balmer with dariog ran up to the bear
and sprang on ite back, determined at all
coats to prevent his egoape. The bear was
a powerful 'specimen and seemed quite
equal to the task of carrying off his rider.
Mr. Thomas Faught, a noted merkernan„
appeared on the scene with a gun, and with,
a well direotea shot laid the bear low not
in the least injaring or evenfrightening the
courageous riden-Hepworth Sun.
Had Met Them.
Stranger .(to bloyole eider) -Are you an-
feirtiiaeniriat?ed yeah the roads around here, my
13ioyole Rider (pointing to the scare on
hie face) -Yes, I've met them quite often.
Charity, Sweet Charity.
Madame, can't you give me something
• to eat; 1 haven't had a mouthful for two
days."
• "Certainly, you poor creature. Take
this piece of chewing gum. If treated I
kindly, it will last you four days."
In New York there' is a remarkable
growth of the number of women who ara
students in the higher branches of educe -
tion and the reports from England eleove
that,. in this respect, Euglish damsels are
keeping abreast of the Aininioan sisterhood.
-New York Ston.
-A.-Do you know that Jones is going
to marry Mimi Dazenbury ? B. -Yes, so
hear. What sarprieee me is that such an
intelligent girl would ever have anything
to do with a man who is so stupid as to
want to make her hie wife.
LUCKY VELUM
Ile wooed her and sued hi3r and sought'her
Till he naelted her heart so cold,
Then he married the iceman's daughter
And now he is rolling in gold.
—Druggist (awakened at 2 am)-Weff
*
what ia it? Clnatomer —It's a boy. Get up
Charming widow -And what are you
doing now -a -days ? He -Oh, amusing my-
self ; honking out for number one. And
you? Charming widow--Ilooking out for
number 'two. •
The Canadian Atlantic cable project hue
taken shape. The company, &inked by
English capital, will lay the line shortly
from Clew Bay, Ireland, to Greenly
Island, off Nova Scotia, a distance of 1,900
miles.