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e they're zero',"
uph, west ere thoeethings witlithehigwoneing
wbeels?'
e4ow go be there, girls; lees go siee tae
seals,"
;lob, islet that SWeett" "PUB* yolle einh
" Take beet; that bammer; the eerie thine'e
r decayed!
" Oli, test aeo tier face and tee neat on las
user;
wondethilly painted.e1 auegit me a
oie elartir ;
Deed sakes. I'm most dead!" "Here you er
row. the!. way
A half dime! a 'nickel! just five cents to -day!"
e She's the only lady with two distinct beetle 1
Peal wise it!' "On, ma, what's that wader them
pleads!"
"Berea all eaa can ase eew for thereteee
coast',
e I see the balloon over there by the iencei
eft ten you there' no pork in these: net a bit'
"*Don't eat them, good. eeople ; you'll all balm a'
ilt!"
" Why.yours are ail cluders ; they halt raw,
svnue mine
Come here tor your pictures; rtt make youlooli
few!'
On, may. abet it croweed ; I wisht I was
bome I"
kaaa
eive a. lee cup a clear 08, WW1
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ugh. molt rob, my graciege. eupeese he el:weld
feat '
aqs4 eee him go up! Olenty, lean he email ?"
"Just ll:pow. hen ontipede" "Here's bot
eelee net teal"
" reeelly Kipp:tee la's sca.red ae can be."
"Tnat ear's nen clank ; 1meet steed up
I vosv 1 Won't MI MYSelf zenlin' next yesr."
AMERICAN MR
with mild dignity, "And en improving
conversation is frequently most benefinal
to the pc*rtess engaged In it.'
0,1'm. afraid," Onayie eeeservedl'",teett
ierwer heard movie imprOving 00417804**4"
She was realiy AO fonder of meeteeline
gaiety -than the generality of girls, but she
eould. not help wondering if there woad be
A OPT 7CrElng men preeeet, and ifeeineeed,
there were any young men in Slowbridge
who might gaessibly be precinced upon,
featly() occasions, even though ordinarily
kept in the background. She had not
heard Mist( Belinda mention Ray
maseeline name, eo far, hue that of the
curate of St. James', and, when the had
seen him past; the house, the had not found
his slim black figure and faint eoclesisatio
whiskers especially interesting.
It mut be confessed that Miss Belinda
suffered many pangsof anxiety in looking
forward to her young isinewoman's first
appearance in society. A tea at Lady
Tbeobald's house tonstitated formal pre.
sentatien to the Slowbridge world. Eaoh
young balsa within the pale of genteel
sooiety, having arrived at years of discre-
tion, on returning lioness from boarding-
ethool, was itivited to tea at Oldoloogn
Duelog an entire evening, she was
the isedsjeot of watchful critieitim. Uer de-
portment was remarked, her aeoompliele-
manta displayed, the.performea her new
"pieces " npoo the piano, she was drawn
ioto coriVereation by her hestees, and upon
the timid modeety of her zeplies, and the
eaverenee of her lieterting attitude% de-
peuded her future social atattie. So it wae
very witurer indeed that Min Bulimia
ehould liSteuzious.
"I would wear something rather quiet
autle-end eireple, ray deer Oetavia," the
said. "A whew =wit)), perhapa, with
blue ribbees.1
"Would yen? " aeewereactoteviee Then,
atter apeeariug to oflegt upon the matter
few gegonde, " I've get oail that wonia do
t War133 entnegh to merit, Ihght it
New Yorli,bet t came ham Pena, rve
never worn it yet,"
" It would be nicer than anything eise,
ray love," gab" miaa Betaaa, aelighted to
find her diffietilty so easily diepoeed of.
Nothing ie so charraieg in the dress of a
young girl as pure einaplicity. Our Slows
bridge prom ladiee rerely wear anything
but wbito tor evening. Miss Chithie
&sieved me, A few weelts ego, that the had
toride titteen white nagoliu dreeeee AIX after
one eimple deeigh of her Qin,"
"I should *husk thee WAS particularly
nice myeelf," remarked Ootavia,
parlay. "I Should be glad One of the
tette= didn't belong to roe. I should feel
aa
it people might eity, when, I none into a
ore, 'Good omelette, there'e Another."'
"The Stet wee made for Miss
Lucia Gaston. who is Laely Theobeltre
Piece," replied Miss Beliuda,
"And there ere few young ladies in Slow.
bridge who would not &size to omelet° her
=ample."
"On," asid (Mavis, "I dare esy the is
very nice, and all that, but I don't believe
ahould care to copy her dream. I think
I should draw the line there."
But she asid it without any ill.neture,
and seueitive as Mies Belinda was upon
the inebject ot her cherished lbw), she
cooldnot take offence.
When the eventful evening arrived,
there was =Cite:mint ittrano than oue
esteblislement upon Iligh street, and the
streets in its vicinity. The stories of the
dim:coatis, the gold-digger', itud the silver.
mince had been added to, and embellished,
in the most ornate and atertlingane.nner.
It wee well known that only Lady
Tbeobald's fine appreciation of Miss
Belinda Bassett's feelinge had induced
her to extend her hospitalities to that
lady's niece,
"1 would prefer, ray deer," said more
than one discreet matron to her daughter,
as they attired themselves,--" I would
muoh perter that you would remain neer
me during the earlier pert of the evening
before we know how this young lady
may turn out. Let your manner toward
her be kind, hut not familiar. It is well to
be on the safe side:"
What preoise lido of tondos:It it was
generally antioiphted that this gold.digging
and silver -mining young person would
adopt, it would be clifdouIt to say; it is
suffiment that the general sentiments
regarding her were of a distruetfal, if not
timorous nature.
OILIXTER VIII.
snare eteMnio
hero were othere who etheed leer
driblets worae afterward, though they
echoed them privately and with more
caution then my lady telt neeeseary. It is
certain thee Mee Qatayia Bassett aid. not
Improve, as time progeeteeds and she bed.
enlarged opporteeitiee tor studying the
nelele example eets beforeber by Slowbridge.
On his arrival in New York, Martin
Bessett telegraphed to his daughter and
Water, per Atlaetio cable, infortame, them
that he adithe be detained a oolepie cf
menthe, and biaelbeg them to be ot.geod
theer. The arrival of the menage, ea int
*Metal eavelope, so alarmed Min Bellude
*bet she was supported by MaryAnne
While it was reed. to her by Octavio, who
reeeived it without any eurpriee whatever.
For game time otter ita empletiou, Slow.
bridge had privately disbelieved io the
Atiaotio eehle, aud, until this occasionthad
certainly disbelieved in the eminence of
people who reeeived menegni through it.
In feet, on Oen ilualug that the wee the
reeipient of teeth a =awe, Mille Belinda,
baa node immediats. preparations for
fainting quietly Away, beteg tally convinced
that A thipwreck bad mitered, which had
resulted in brotheeeteleath and that ble
executors bad chosen this delicate method
et bresking the awe,
"A meows by Atlantic; obi° ? " the
had gaeped. "Don't -don't reedit, my
love. L -let menu 9120 elle do that. Poor
-poor child Trust in Providenceeray love,
and -and bear up. Ab, how I wish I had
a stronger mind, and could he of More
envie° to eou."
" It is a menage from tether," aaid
Ootavia. Nothing is the matter. Iles
ell right. He got in on Saturday,"
All" pentad Mies "Are you
via sure, my dear -are you quite eure?"
"That's what be says. Linen."
Got iti Seturday. Piper ran me. Senn
looking up. :day be kept here tero months.
Will write. Weep up your spirits,
elevare Desareer."
Thank heaven!" sighed Miss Belinda,
"Thank heaven I
"Why? " Gadd (Mavis.
"Why?" echoed Mies Belinda. "Ah,
my dear, if you knew how terrified I WAS;
I felt sure that something bad happened.
A cable message, .my dear 1 I never re-
ceivea a telegram en ray life before, and to
receive a cable menage was really a shock,"
"Well, I don't see why," said Ootavia.
"It Benne to me it is pretty much like any
other message."
Idles Belinda regarded her timidly.
"Does your papa often sena them?" ahe
inquired. "Surely it must be expensive."
"1 don't suppose it's cheap," Ootavia re-
plied, "but it saves time and worry. I
should have had to wait twelve days for a
letter."
"Very true," said Miss Belinda, but -h
She broke off with rather a distressed
Shake of the head. Her ample lames of
economy and quiet living were frequently
upset lathes° times. She had begun to re-
gard her niece with a slight feeling of awe,
and yet (Mavia had not been doing any.
thing at all remarkable in her own eyes,
and considered her life pretty dull.
If the elder Miss Bassett, her parents
and grandparents, had not been so
thoroughly well known and so universally
respected; if their social position had not
been so firmly established, and their quiet
lives not quite eci highly respectable, there
is an awful possibility that Slowbridge
might even have gone so far as not to ask
Ootavia out to tea at all. But even Lady
Theobald felt that it would not do to slight
Belinda Bassett's nieoe and guest. To
omit the customary state teas would have
been to crush innocent Miss Belinda at a
blow, and place her -through the medium
of this young lady who, alone, deserved
condemnation -beyond the pale of all
000.81 law.
"It is only to be regretted," said her
ladyship, "that Belinda Bassett has not
arranged things better. Relatives of such
an order are certainly to be deplored."
In secret, Lucia felt much soft-hearted
sympathy for both Miss Bassett and her
.guest. She could not help wondering how
Miss Belinda became responsible f or the
calamity which had fallen upon her. It
really did not seem probable that she had
been previously consulted as to to the kind
of niece she desired, or that she had in a
distant manner, evinced a preference for a
2liece of this description.
"Perhaps, dear grandmamnsa," the girl
ventured, "it is beo,ause Miss Wavle
Bassett is so young that—''
"May I ask," inquired Lady Theobald,
in fell tones, a how old you are ? "
"1 was nineteen in -in December."
"Miss Octavio. Bassett," said her lady-
ship, "was nineteen last•Ootober, and it ifl
Dow June. I have not yet forma it news -
any to apologize for you on the score of
youth."
But it was her ladyship who took the
initiative and set an evening for entertain.
ing Mies Belinda and her niece,in company
with several other ladies, with the beat
bohea, thin bread and butter, plum -cake
and varions other deliaaeies.
"What do they do at such places ? "
asked °deviate " Half -past 5 is pretty
early.e
We spend soma time at the tea -table,
my dear,'explained Miss Belinda. " And
afterwars, we -we converse. A few of us
play whiet. I do not. I feel as if I were
not °levee enough, and 1 get flurried too
easily by -by differences of opinion."
"1 should think it wasn't very exciting,"
said Wavle. "1 don't fancy I ever went
to an entertainment where they did noth-
ing bet drink tea and talk."
" It is not our intention or desire to be
exoiting, my dear," Mies Belinda replied,
011ArTER IX.
3)117,1314111,
• As ;the goodlittta spinster was arraying
herself/ on this partiouber evening, haying
jaid won the bedathe greeter portion of
her 4001eat she Went to her ward,
robe, tend tech therefrom the gamed band.
hex (*asinine- bee beet cap. All the ladiea
of Slowbridge wore caPate and etil tieing
reepeetfally plaglarieed from Lady
Theobalds without any reference to age,
size, complextion or dem'eanor, the result
was sometimes a little trying. Lady
Theobald's bead -dresses were of a severe
and bristling order. The of lacewhich they
were composed was in40,0ea by some
ingenious deviee to form itself into
aggressive quango, the bows seemed lined
with bookram, the etrine niether fleeted
nor fluttered,
"To e majestic) person, the style is very
appropriate,' Mae Belinda had said to
Omavia, that very day; "bat to one who
is not so, it israther trying. Sometimes,
'judged, I have almost wished that Miss
Chickie mule vary a little more in her
To Mies Bassett, who felt all this in the
very air she breathed, the girl's innocence
of the condition of affairs was even a little
touching. With alt her splendor, she was
not at all hard to please, and had quite
awakened to an interest in the impending
social event. She steepled in good spirits,
and talked more than was her custom,
giving Miss Belinda graphic descriptionsrof
various festal gatheringe she had attended
in New York, when she seemed to have
been very gay indeed, and to have worn
very beautiful dresses, and also to have
had rather more than her share of partners.
The phrases she used and the dances she
described were all strange to Miss Belinda,
and tended to reenaing her to a bewildered
condition, in which she felt much timid
amazement at the intrepidity of the New
York young ladies, and no slight suepioion
of the " German "--as a threatrioal kind of
dance, involving extraordinary figures, and
an extraordinary amount of attention from
partners of the stronger sex.
It must be admitted, however, that by
this time, notwithstanding the various
shooks she had reoeived, Min Belinda had
began to discover in her young guest divers
good qualities whioh appealed to her affec-
tionate and susceptible old heart. In the
first plaoe, the girl had no small affections;
indeed, if she had been less unaffeoted she
might have been less subject to severe
comment. She was good-natured, and
generous to extravagance. Her manner
towards Mary Anne never ceased to arouse
Miss Belinda to interest. There was not
any ciondesoension whatever in it, and yet
it could not be called a vulgarly familiar
manner, it was rather an astonishingly
simple manner, somehow suggeritive of a
subtile recognition of Mary Anne's' youth,
and ill.hick in not having before her more
llvely prospects. She gave. Mary Anne
presents in shape of articles of alothirig at
which Slowbridge vrould have exclaimed i12
horror, if the reoipientlead dared to wear
them; but when Miss Belinda eapreased
her regret at these indiscretions, Ootavia
Was quite willing to reotify her mistakes.
" A.h, well," she said, I can give her
some money, and she can buy some things
for herself." Which she proceeded to do;
and when, under her mistress' direction,
Mary Anne purchased a stoixt brown
merino, she took quite an interest in her
in making it.
"1 wouldn't make it so short in the waist
and so full in the ekirt, if I were you," she
said."There's no reason why it shouldn't
fit, you know," thereby winning the hones -
maiden's undying adoration,' and adding.
much to the'shapeliness of the garment.
"1 am sure she has a good heart," Mies
Belinda said to herself, as the Ave went
by: "She is like Martin in that. I dare
say she finds me very ignorant and silly.
I often SEie in her face that she is unable to
understand my feeling about Maloof]; but
she never seems to laugh at me, nor think of
me unkindly. And she is very, very pretty,
though, perhaps, I ought not to think of
that at all."
&alone."
Perhaps the sight of the varigne artiolee
contaixied in two of the AVO trunks had
inspired these doubts in the dear old lady's
breast ; it is certain, at lead, as she took
the best eap up, a faint sigh fluttered upoa
her lips.
It is very large -for a smell person,"
0110 Said, "And I san not at ail sure that
amber is beeteitieg to inc."
And just at that moment there IMMO A
tall at the door, width elle kaeW was from
Oetavia.
She laid the cap beak in some ocinfueien
wateakue
beitg Intrprieed in a moment of
" Come le, my love," ales mid.
Oetevie pushed the door epee And
041110 MI She had not arena yet; and
had on bee wrapper and elippere, Nadal
were both of quilted grey PM, gayly
rahroidered with earnatione. But Min
Belinda luta seen both wrapper eudelippers
before, and had boom used to their
eumptuoutheee ; what the had not eene
wee the trifle the girl held in her hand.
"See beret," oho said. "Seo what I have
been making for yon."
She logleed quite elated, and laughed
triumphantly,
"I di Ant know 1. could do it until I
tried," elle geld. "I lied !teen soree. in
Now reek, and I had the Ian by inc.
And I Wive =with lett to mthe reales for
your neck and wrists. It's
"My am 1 " magma Mies Belinda.
"My deer!"
()chyle laughed nate,
"Don't you know whet it is?"she said.
"It levet like A Slowbridge cap; but We A
neVerthel0fie, They 'max them like
this in New 'York. And I think they are
ver so much prettier."
It was true that it was not like o Slow.
bridge cap, and, it was also true that it was
prettier. it was A delimit° affair of softly
quilled lace, adorned here rind there with
loops of pale mole ribbon.
"Let me tryit on," geid Ootavia,
i
advancing, and n a minute the had done
so, and turned Min Banat about to face
herself itt the gine. 4' There 1" she aeid.
"Is that better then—well, than amulet-
iug Lady Theobald?
It was se vary pretty, ered so booming,
and Mine Belinda was so touohea by the
girl's innooent enjoyment, that the teen
mime into her eyes.
"My ---my love," she faltered, "it is so
beeutibel and expensive, that though
indeed I don't know how to tlwelly oVet-I
412l afraid I should not dare to wear
"Oh," answered Ootavia, "that's non.
sense, you know. I am sure there's no
reason why people ahouldn't wear beoont-
ing thive Besides, I elibuld be awfully
disappointed. I didn't think X could make
it, and I'm real proud of it. Yon don't
know how bottoming it is."
Min Belinda looked at her eeflootion and
faltered. It was becoming.
"My love," stieprotested, faintly, 'treat
Mi
Mechlin 1 There s really no molt Ian in
Slowbridge I"
"All the batter," said ()devils, oheerfully.
"I'm glad to hear that. It isn't one bit too
nice for you."
To Miss Belittde's astonishment, she
drew a step tearer to her, and gave one of
the satin loops a queer, caressing little
touch, which actually seemed to mean
something. And then suddenly the girl
stooped, with a little laugh, and gave her
Inn a light kiss on her cheek.
"Thera 1" she said. "You must take it
from me for a present. I'll go and make
the taffies this minute, and you must wear
those, too and let people see how stylish
you can tt;."
And without giving Miss Bassett time to
speak, she ran out of the room and left the
dear old lady warmed to the heart, tearful,
delighted, frightened.
(To be Continued). .
etonaae GIRD AND DOLL.
Touching Scene IBrougbt to Light in tb.e
Ancient Italian egg. .
Rfay last the workmen `ether were,
digging the ;,feundletiolla for the netv law
'solute' in ROMet discovered a esercephligna
buried thirty feet below the surface. Jaime,
neediately the telephone, gelled to the spot
the members of ehe Archteolegigal Com,
mission; eoientifio and literary men who
watch with jealous oare all the excatetioos
made in the Eternal City, Under their
direction it was caretally raised and opened.
Within lay the skeleton of a young girl,
with the rerasina of the linen itt which.
She had beau wrapped, some brown leaves
from the myrtle wreetle with which,
embleMatio of her youth, she had been
crowned in death. On her hands were
four reap, of which one was, the denble
betrothal ring of plain geld, and another
with Filetus, the name of her betrothed,
eugreved upon it. A large and most exqn,
site amethy et brooch, in Etruseen setting
of the finest wok, carved amber pine,
ana a gold necklet with white maid pen -
dents were lying about. Bat whet is most
etre/age, as being almost unique, was c doll
of oak wood, beautifully carved, the jointa
articulated ea that tbe legs and Arno and
hands Molre 94 sockets, the hands and feet
daintily cut, with emelt and deli:ogee nalle.
The eeatures and the hair were carved oat
in the most minute and careful Way, the
hair waving 10W MI the towhead, and Dein
beam/ with A Allet, Otm the outside of the
aercepluigue was egelptured her name,, Try,
heme Creperia, and a toughing wane,
eubtleatetaitlaully repreeenting her part.
leg with her Reroute. She is Irma 911 N1ow
bedand etriving to MOO bereelf on her left
arm to Beath to leer heartbroken father,
who ettinde leaning on her bedstead, his
head bowed with grief, while lier mother
OW on the bed, her heed covered, weeping.
It geeme het yesterday, 04 130=4 20 the
ace= mid yet it was nearly geuturiee
ago dud these etrieben parole 1aii so tea-
derly away their dearly beloved daughter
with her ornaments and her Youths'
Companion.
Life in Chicago.
Visitor (in Chioago)-I should think you
would be dreadfully afraid of burglars in a
place like this.
Hostess -Burglars? Mercy, no. We.don't
mind the burglare. It's the police we're
afraid of.
Of Two Evils Choose the Lesser.
Mao. Lurakine-doshua, I am going to a
dentist's to have a tooth pulled out. Yon
mind the baby while I'm gone.
Mr. L. (jumping for his hat) -Say, you
mind the baby and I'll go get a tooth pulled,
you know.
Ready for the Waste Basket.
Young Poet -Now, to tell the -truth, I
don't think this poem of mine can be im-
proved on.
Friend -Is it as bad as that?
THE GENTLER 1,3EX.
Latie'''Kesus of iiitlfitsifirosii the World
of Fashion.
Tre bight= in furallear winter may -be
°bullpen:41y expected.tteleen chiefly to the
skin ohsthe laokleatnit boat, e, kind of
lynx, about the size eatte
A new light wool f thrice is called Ana-
-Wen serge, It is beautifully fine, and as
it demi not wrinkle easily, like Henrietta
°loth, it is destined to takeits place in the
formation of utility oostunies.
The tist has gone forth in, London's best
seolety that bare anus will appear as much
at, dressy afternoon teas, kettledrums,
lunches, and, other post meridian fetes, as
ia the evening. Thehair will be powdered,
the long gloves drawn off, and then fair
rounded, ems will emerge from laces and
draperies bare to, and above, the elbows,
without bracelets, but the fiegers glittering
with costly rings.
The popularity of the iiailorhae is still EA
greet that milliners both here and abroad
are usingthese simple flat-orowned,
straight-brinamed shapes for airy models
in net and tulle.
The buff shoe's econontie side
By all should be beholden;
Although it is the autinner's Pride.
Bow well it fits the autumn -tide.
So russet and so golden.
Rest color will be the fashionable red
net winter.
Zouave laohgra will be a featnrea winter
feehicene.
Englisla walking jecbots are Made A trifle
louger thie enema than Wt.
Silk petticoats are now lined with
twine]. This obviate the necenity ot
wearies retire thee one.
Cloth aresanarepeade with tight.atting
eleevee, as tell eleevea of ao thick a materiel
could net be worn with eletneen and Whiter
jaokete,
An idee ter table aneration ie to hove A
wreath of flowers edge the tele* ee divided
that they may be used as hOutonnieree by
the gums Wiler they are wend.
The Wu thee may have a permanent
toter° after all. Otto at the resulte of the
recent manonvree of the British fleet has
beep the euegeatien that the marines should
wear tau or brown elioes henaeforth inetead
Qt black mesa and brown gloeeetanned of
white.
sneirenons Mama
Kissilig on the Platrores.
Belesmian" writes in the St. Themes
'sieritel; The railway attitioug are the
great isiesing made of the world. It is
there you can gee idesiug in all ite etylee,
and, it le iutereatius to watch the people
doing the kiealug aot. All the different
varieties at kiesieg Ineown to civilized and
=civilized men can be ;seen, and to wituna
the exhibition tikes all the sentiment out
ole bias for the speetater. People in every
walk of life go to the railway atetion to
meet Wade =a relatives, and the styles of
kiesing to be found there are about as
plentiful as the leaves that edam the hrooke
Of Vollombroes. Some oome together
with a quick movement, a short, sharp
report and break away again, the osculatory
exercise being over before it had hardly
begun. This is the ordinary kin of greet-
ing between friends and relatives. The
kiss that occupies about the mediate
duration of time is that between husband
and wife. The husbeua for eonee weeks past
hes pat in jun a "mieerable " time whilst
his wife has been rusticating with friends.
Tho poor fellow has been out with the boys
every night, playing Whist, billiards, Wring
in everything in the simpe of fun, and taken
altogether lute teen having A very ready
time. To tell the truth ho is not sorry to
tiee his "Lindner" back, but he (unmet for.
get what a 4" mineable " time he has been
having, and he has to =eke out he is more
pIeeseci that aho is back than ho veiny is,
and he makes a desperate attempt to kiss
her as he used to in the old days before end
• Snot after marriage. But he has not the
staying power and the kiss is only a counter-
teit-there is not the cling to it there was
when the couple were only lovera. The
true leveret Mae is a thing of beauty and a
joy forever. Aa soon as they got their eyes
upon each other, tbese two smile with but a
angle thought fall upon each other's nooks,
wind their arm around each other with a
lock hitch at the batik, their lips come to-
gether with a lead report, whioh gradually
diet; away like a distant eoho, the lips are
Wordy drawn quirt, the arras unwound and
the clinging kiss is over. There is no 'per.
sons in the wide world so oblivious to what
is passing ArOalla them as a couple engaged
in a clinging kilning bee, and they will
atand right there and cling no matter if 300
persons are taking it in. A case of this
kind was witnessed at the station the other
day. A young dude waited around for
several trams, and when no familiar face
showed np in the crowd he wont& retire
looking disconsolate. At last the party he
was looking for appeared. She was a young
girl of the dudine order. He could barely
reatrain himself until she came within reach.
As soon as he dared he made a dash and
grabbed the object of his affeetion. "Oh,
me dawlin!" he exclaimed, and their lips
met in a clinging kiss. The brim of her
big hat came down over the dude's little
• head and completely hid it from view.
Those behind them stopped to enjoy the
sight, and a small boy fired a volley into
them like this: "Break sway there 1"
"Como off the roost 1 " "Ain't we all in
it?" But they paid no attention to the
gaga, and did not break away till they were
good and ready.
Joseph Arob, the English labor leader,
is a stout man with a pock -marked, weather
beaten face, covered with stubby' beard.
His eyes are blues When roused by eaoite-
ment his chest expands, his voice roars
and he exhibits the characteristics of an
angry lion.
' A rum=
The Season greic's colder apace,
The winds begin to roar; •
So, when you come info flue place,
Please,mister, shut the door.
It's most tee warm ler fires as yet,
'They'd open every pore;
But frost has come,,numkind to fret,
So, mister, shut the door.
Don't leave it swinging while we sneeze,
And christen you a bore;
Unless you want to see us freeze,
..Why, hang it, shut thodoor 1. ,
Don't n3ake us shiver 'till we're blue,
And hanker for pour gore;
Look here, we've said all we're going to on this
subject, and the next thing you know we'll be
over there wiping the floor up with you
Unless you shut that door., ,
-Hotel guest (sitting up in bed, watch
itt band) -Six o'clock and nobody comes
to wake me. I shall be 'sure to miss the
train, '
Manager 3. C. Duff's tannic opera oom.
pony, which is presenting " Paola " at the
Fifth Avenue Theatre, New York, will
shortly take to the road, playing in all the
large cities east of the Mississippi, and will
return in the spring.
no at fealeloola pet peojeete joie 00W la
to dud TIOVel oruamentetioes for areas
WitialS. It was at e recent Newport
luxxeh-
aou, nye Teide Taik, that one lady wore a
costume
of beigedintea glorion silk, a ma-
teriel at high 'mitre, that is Anaiug rare
fever at present, touebea oil with rolling
caller erld deep guile of tan-colorea Suede
bia. Odder etill is the fancy for using
bends of real silver for trimming. The
metal is rollei out very Oahe, ena is lead
over a foundation at cloth, silk, eta roe
revers, collate and cuffs, as may be our -
erased, this trimming is moat effective,
opt:dolly, es was recently instanced, when
it is used on a churning diweer toilet of
Sevres blue japeneee crepe -a fabrio, by
the way, that has a far homier mesh than
Chinese orepe, and is therefore the more
du rabic).
SZAT =Tina.
A pair of beating candela recently made
for Lady Colin Campbell have uppers of
navy blue eseivae, goffered and eyeletted,
The Wilco runs from the inatep to tolera.
bly high ill the leg, but nowhere do the
aides meet when the sandal is worn. No
covering at all is furnished for the toes, but
the sole ,consee well to the front. Two
loops of gut are inserted la the sole, ODO for
the big toe and one for the small one. The
uppers are edged with red, and in color and
&alga meet* Lady Colin Cerapboll's bath-
ing dress.
Demoralizing Drinks.
Testing Soils by the Color of Plants.
M. Georges Ville, a French scientific+
agriculturist, after almost thirty years of
assiduous researches on the experimental
farm at 'Vincennes, has made a remarkable
and important discovery of a relation ex-
isting between the color of plants and the
richness of soils in fertilizing agents. His
conclusions, recently reported to the Paris
Academy of Sciences, deserve consideration
by all farmers and horticulturists. He
finds that the color of the leaves of plants
undergoes marked ohange whenever the soil
laoking in phosphate potash, lime or
nitrogen. The color remains light green or
turns to yellow when the soil is deficient hi
phosphate potash or nitrogen, 'When none
of the fertilizing elements are wanting the
color is a dark green. By his experiments
M. Ville furnishes agriculturists with posi-
tive indication)3 by which they min deter-
mine with the greatese facility what kind
of fertilizer the soil needs most or in what
elements of fertility it abounds. His ex-
periments should be repeated by our De-
partment of' Agrioulture and the results
publiehed. The practical information
which might thus be supplied ao American
farmers would enable many of them to
"make two blades of grass grow where one
now grows.'
Within the Law.
Wild-eyed Man -I want a lot of poison
right riff. .
Drug Clerk -It's against the law to,
poisons to people who look as if t
wanted to .commit suicide; but I'll let you
have a bottle of Dr.131aok-Sequin's Elixir of
Life. That seems to be pretty sure death.
It is announced that the Queen has post-
poned nntil next year her contemplated
visit to 'Strathpeffee Spa Rossehire, but
will prolong her stay at Balmoral, until
November. She will probably go to Aix -
les -Baine early it the spring.
"Give me a great double-barreled, centre.
fire, back notion drink of soda and phos -
plate," ordered a jolly customer at a drug
store lest night. "Do you know what this
favorite of yours is doing for you?" asked
the venerable druggist, as the customer
drained his glass. 'Killing the nausea in
my sternal:01e' weiethe reply. "Yes, and it's
billing your stomach, too., Some of these
days you'll want it copper -plated, and
you'll want in vain. Phoephate is some-
thing that no one should take except
after a full meal. Why? Well, I
will explain. You viotddn't think that
the inflammable ends of matches were a
'proper thing to eat, would you? But
phosphate is derived from phosphorus, and
if you need it to excess it will burn out your
stomach just au alcohol would if used in
excess. You feel benefited by it now, but
if you keep on the time will come when you
will wish that you bee never heard of
phosphate. Of course, we sell it because
there is a foolish craze for it, but I advise
DO one to use much of the fiery substance."
"Should no one use it at alt?" "In
moderate quantities joist after a full meal
it will not hurt any one; but beware of
using it in excess or on an empty stomach,
for if you do that organ will need hall.
soling and heeling some time."
EGYFT.IA CLICICKENS.
How They Are Hatchettbslallio/Asillitude
Incpbaters.
e The Ilgyptian ehiokenSare smeller teen
atmAlericeie veriety,nostno Ego piily
about. au ngt large are 'thme 44icl by the
sPeekled hens on Uncle Sam's farna. The
E: Yia e:re; ho ae verri ncsl
uettesiel0eotxaigoh oay
Prink G. Carpentee, end the 'Mosul:Wing es-
tabliehments of the eountry hatch. out egge
by the millions every year. At a hatohing
establishment near the pyramids tha
farmers trade fresh eggs for young ohi0h0p
and the rate is two eggs, per chick Another
artifulial egg hatchery turnEl out 500,000
little claioliene every seaeori, and the oven
orop of ohickerte itt Egypt amounts, menthe
to figeres„fathished we by the Consge
General, to more than 20,000,000 of
OhieliellS a year. We have about 3200,000,-
000 WOrt/3 of 1310ney inveeted in the fowl in-
dustry iu the United Statea, art amcont sa
large that jell the mottey of jay Gouldeould
not equal At, and still we have to import
more than 16,000,000 dozens of eggs every
year, If America would adopt the Egyp-
tian hatehing gyetem we could sell egge in -
aged, cse buying them, and our farmers
might buy little thickens to raise At a print
of 20 cents & dezen. Now than 20,000,000
of little chickens are sold eaohyear in this
wwitaylki,u Egypt, and there i3 eegular bud -
nen in chickens jun alien old enough to
The bent/Mora are vide, one-story builds
Wee, mode of undried beiekle BO crrsngod
that the yelp are leiti upon out nem ia
woke itt roome, around the ovens, which,
are kept Area itt duriug the hetthiog see -
eon. The outeide wails ere eery thick and
are built im they retain the beat, and that
onlyetherummeter used is the blood, of the
boy Or MAU who atteeds thedree. Byleeig
pritetige 43180 men leave jun hew leet the
event: ought to be kept, eud they replenish
the Area ati the meta= anemia% A. smell
anima of fuel is needed, and the tempera-
ture of the oven is about that of 08 &gene
above wee. The Anti bent up for eight
or ten daye before the eggs Are put in, to.
thoroughly warm the laid, and atter tide
time it does not go out during the seasoxi.
which la from March petit 1lay. The eggs
Ar0 timed, fear times a day while hatching.
The whole outfit of an estelillehment which
hatches ever 200,000 =Lake= a Year dgett
not, I AM told, cost more than e25, Ana one
Mall VMS the *Tiede =whine, beeping the
flees, buying Alld turning the esp, and sell -
beg the chiekeue. There are, re tido in-
cubator, twelve compartments, cede 70 feet
long, 00 feet wide and 10 feet high, ana
each of these compartments will hold 7,500
egge at A time, or 20,000 eggs in all. It
produced last year more teen 230,000
ohoicolcohopsepd did the work ot more them
2lo
asarning a *Mien Dollar&
What about the dietribution of weelth
Fortunes eueli aa the world never eew Bin=
the dap when "Feat estates ruined Itrilyo
are growiug up ea the American Itepublia.
We ben four or live men who ar0 worth
from one hundred minim to two hundred
minima apiece, we have piety or enenty
whose fortunes are eatiropted at from
twenty millions to a hundeed seditious,
while as for simple millionaires they are
far too numerous to be counted. Consider
whet the possession of a ebegle minion
means. Conaider how lot% it would take
an American mealtime or American
laborer -I 'will not say such protected
American laborers as the ocial miners at,
Illinoiu or Pennsylvenia-after tampon.
ing himself and his family, to save a
million dollars. Row many lifetimes? For
though he were to live to theme of Mellen -
Web be could not wive a million dollen.
If you would get any intelligible idea ot
what these fortunes of millions, tens of
millions, =rasa millions and hundreds of
millions really mean, figure up how many
workingmen moomes-dednoting of course
the neoessary subsistence of a men and
family, for even the slave owoer had to
allow that to the slave -it would take to
make such ineornes as these fortunes re-
present.
And look again. While the'lle monstrous
fortunes are gathering be the hands of stew,
one has but to read our daily papers to see
how familiar we are becoming with oondi-
tione that we once thought possible only in
effete monarehies of the old world, and
could not exist in the free air of our demo -
natio republio-with tramps and paupers
and beggars; with charities that show the
need of charity, with destitution and
starvation, with crimes and suicides caused
by want, or fear of want; with a struggle
for existence on the part of great classes of
the people that makes life hard, bitter and
of ttimes imbrnting-a straggle which green
not len, but more intense as these great
fearitttnnnioefire.go rolling op. -Henry George at
B
Johnnie Knew It All.
Wife -John, here is eomething in this
baseball report that I do not understand. I
wish you would explain it to me.
Husband -Read it my dear. • •
Wife (reading)-" With one to tie &Da one
out, he reached first in the eighth inning,
and ran to third on Pfeffer's hitto right. He
ahonld have floored on Tiernan's wild throw
in, but became rattled and held his base."
What does that mean?
Husband (who knows nothing of the
game)---Bless'd if I know.
Wife (with a eigh)-I'll have to wait until
Johnnie (six years old) comes in.
Many Years a Bachelor.
Young lady (to middle-aged gentleman at
Saratoga) -Mr. Rivington, I suppose you
are very fond of little chilaren?
Mr. R. -Yes, indeed; passionately fond
of them.
Young lady --You have some of your own,
have you not 2
Mr. R. -Oh, no; I'm a bachelor.
Young lady (innocently) - You don't
mean it ? • How long have you been a
bachelor? .
Many a towering ambition has been
crushed, many a cupful of happiness hue
been converted into dregs of bitterness,
from the neglect of a young man to become
thoroughly acquainted with a girl before
marriage. ,
Mr. S. M. Donaldson has accomplished
the remarkable feat of riding his bicycle
from Edinburgh to London, 394 miles, in 2
days, 6 hone and 50 minutes -less than 55
hours -over roade unfavorable from wet-
ness. This is little more than 7 nines an
hour, ri olu ive of time neoesearily taken for
rest and reftesennent.
A humane New York undertaker delayed
a funeral the other day. The dead man
had not paid for his first wile's burial, and
once the undertakergot him in his grip le
did not propose to give him up -dead or
alive -until the bine were all paid. The
matter was settled by the pall -bearers con-
tributing enough to appease the under-
taker, who allowed the corpse to prooeed to
--Women are ever dupe; or victims of the grave. Undertakers' rings e,re all of
their extreme sensitivenessthe same metal. '
Indisputable Evidence.
De Pole -Where do you intend to apend
your vacation?
De Pole -I am going to our milkman'e
dairy Parra. There is the finest kind offishing
in that neighborhood.
"Hub! Yon don't take his word for ite
do you?"
"No, indeed. We've found young trout
in his milk."
Her Own Fault.
Sympathetio friend --How are you and
Miss Fanny coming on?
Conceited dude -She gave me the grand
bounce. She said she did not like me.
Silly creature 1 When a girl don't like me,
she has got nobody but herself to blame
for it.
Alexandre Gustave Pleiffel, who has
leaped into fame on the strength of 975
feet of masonry and 'iron, is a muscular- t,
built man of commanding presence with
Bandy grey hair and closely cropped beard.
He is also seven and fifty and has not es-
caped decimation, being a chevalier of the
Legion of Honor, and commander of divers
other orders, yet he commences his work
daily at 6 o'oloak in the morning, and he °
wears the worst fitting trousers in Europe.
Wr(ERED/DY0IIGETTECATIULT?
When walking down the busy street,
With new and glossy tile,
You fancy every one you meet
Admires y ur stunning style.
But how it makes you want a shroud
When suddenly and pat
There comes an exclamation loud,
Where -did -you -get -that -hat?
Wheredidyougetthathat ?
' Tiny" Que.ntrell, the English jockey,
19 BOW riding fdr mi etable in Pennsylvania.
He is a little fellow, not more than four
feet In height. He has had a wide ex-
perience in his calling. He has had mounts
in hundreds of rues in England, including
a number of Derbys. Hellas ridden inthe
Grand Prix at Pans has plied the whip arid
spurs in saati Africa, and has raoed on
every track in Australia. He has been in
the west for sometime, and is melciag his
way back to England, having got as far ap
the Keystone State.
A. riot occurred Sunday at a Hungarian
christening at Allport, Pa. Mike Ketch
wabenurdered and two others were seri-
ously hurt. Four rioters are in jail and
warrants have been issued for several
°there.