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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1889-9-12, Page 2A STE) 4 coclic- g m p or 0 new ib bad net been spoken idly. Time will a it stood eitewsumunmeneummemaimmemmunewnsone ANGF FrG-ACY e'lauti94 4"na A tiAll'rILEVER Men heveetigeticna ; that A IlIARVALOUS INVENTION' remark eboeb the Peteibility of making a 'CHAPTER 1,-.4.133,,, Darrnson Prizznu. M. Montegne Dottleeon, East India zeterebaut ef Calcutta mad Londonewasi writ, irg lettene in the IibearY of his Petvate real: deuce Blakewoed Square, la,eneingtori, It was Sunday afternoon, and the rain Was comirg down with steady pezeistency, theugh it had made up ite mind to keep Teencloriers intleore for the xest of the day. lim Dottlegen, mho wee methezikal man in. everything, made 4 xegular Praetice g for a loug walk. every Senday after lunch ; and when the weather presumed to interfeee with thie arrangement the effect 'upon his ten/per was infelicitous. Accord - it our tidefortuue to pretent tato to the reader at a moment when he, la decided - "It'a the heist," replied Mre, Lane:lied with *deep sigh, which did not teem eteite oeunlee eenneliew, M. Dettleeme had. Paver thought of his reetleerdo-law'e feveorite ix connection with his daughter. fie waa eseential. ly graspiug, mercenary man, and the fear _ always before his oyes. Waa, that Mrs, Lemshed might alter her will and bequeath her Property to tide (looter, fle bee heard a ladies ,WIra had Cob Off their rightful heirs in favonr Oleic' medical Otter/mete, aud bize. Lanished was ecceattie enoogh for anything, If any one had told Min that Kate was the attraction, he would have laughed at the Mee, She had nothing, and would ;Mire netbieg but EV a p h ad Surly. what he chose to give her; and A wee not •- likely that man Ville had to push hla way Very tletevetten," said be, throwing - down hie pen and gofcg to the etiodow world would encumber himself With_ei 44 no chance of its cleariee up either. How /We' /I° Lakeworth Wee 13an°"30 ettenci . mace on the old lady in the hope of getting Ifet:v8tfeltwedez up 'ad ae Yc c and made himself him money, and really the zeenied se toed of comfortable in on ateochalr kto he had Wm that the elleager was makieS bin! very bardbr read 4 pee when the cieoe opened unea67‘ and, hie doeghter Kate appeared, She was got pvo and oPcncd the deer a far, pretty girl of twenty, wheee gentle. that he might hear the dector's arrived, and nevi and tact eeved, her from coming in col- ano secertaut whether Eats stayed in the liacre with, her notable p vent at times room during Mrs Lemeteel'e interview. with when other membere of the household the young man- De lahewerth went *break from the contennences of intruding etraight tip -stars when he Came, and re- upen priveey, maned eeth the two ledies for hilly an hour ff whit'e the reettere; mud ante and a elitatter,.Wbilat Mr. Dottletion Sob Wm, liottleson curtly. .leg and ddgetteig in the Ilibraly below. " Grendmaranaa Isla t feeling very well " value the fellow's time moat be *hie aiielecOn4 gera.n. eueered, looking at Ida watch, wheu the Kate had net completed her errand, but door upstate opehed, end Mra, Leznehed'e lineW from her father'a retralierthat elle bad thrill cracked voice amine centleaug the cent° to at et time when It WU beet to aay clocker eet to forget that he bad prcmieed to little As peeeible ; when he wee in tide Come end leee her on Tuesday. beireour, he wae certain to jump at any op- "Ph waylay him as he goes out, omd 4nd portmeity for grumblieg, and would ffeleh out, mice ter all, whether there's any Pineal i4er =comae for her. rteceeeity for these hieetamit Waite," " She ward* that dector, I suppoee " Geed•Hitterlleina Mr. LaAewortbs" be 1 leaded Mr. Dettleme, Aid, ineetieg the doeter in the hall. "Jest Perhepe we bad better lend for biro.' ems, this way for a MOreent# if yee. plume," Mr. Dottieum threw down his book and lie led the way into the librery, motivate noweed eavagely. " fan't it a veryaingular the young Val= to followlem with the pem thipm Kate, tbat eon.' enternal greed- paus air wnich had gained him the irobri Mother ShOuld eelecia thle impecuedeue tenet of "X ejestic Monty" erueeg hierean 7ouur yrtg lakewerth to be her medical friends, atteedent, when there ere hafeedezen ex- "I whetted to sett you whether thee Any perielicedprentitiouerelivingwithieeetouehe OAttio for auxtety regarding blue Inmehere throw et theme:me Isiee it very carleee health," he mild when Charlee lakeworth thee Mee. Immetied never ham what ilinua was steeled. wm eked tome a dcoter natil aim met Launched 14 Tinder tile impreeelon thie Dr, Inkewerth Sciwberugh Tut thee elm aufferiegfrom OR1110 internal ma *stunner Iler coefidence him la lenitive- lady but I am nimble to eleteet meythIng ly tot:clang, and run my 00mpreiteriliOn euziu, Of coulee say argent° complatet aategellier." would be seekers to one of her advanced age; It was evidently a myetery to Elite oleo, but 1 hove no reason to suppose there le the Icy sheshook bar bead slowly and looked lust emu for anxiety," out of the window. It was a fs4 of her Perhepe the cuildent toe° of 'Dr. Teeke- erneiteether's to have Dr. Lakeworth ; awl worth's reply inieeted him queitioner ; for when a patient has teethed the eightiel, per. Mr. Dottelum put OA WI melt nisjeAtiO bele one Optician can do little more than and feting Ms ninettlez en his eomewhat another, =blend nelle, he elevated that loathe° until "I don't know why she him, papa.' he could bring hie dull fanlike eyes to "1 "uppoee nou must send for him; but beer upon hie companion. "Ie that your don.'t Imagine be will the* hits. Lemslied opinion?' he asked with light tarns ou the for belagics hien through a mile of back pass:mane pronoun, streete cre a day like thin just to tell her "That's my °plain," responded the that ben burnt 1; much the sena es it was doeter quietly. the cley'before yesterdey." "Then there's no actual neaessity for Kate left the room without =kin any your rather fremmut prof:leaked violet:" reply, and her father walked over to the "I can do nothing for hire Lernehed but bearthreg and proceeded to addresa the fig- allay feats about hermit. They aro ground - etre he taw ettlected lu the mirror Above less ; but I4 lady of her year" is tuttunilly the mantel piece, bianyneopie boo a bib- proms to make much of any lIttle feeling it of " nakiug to theretelvet," and Mr. of indhpuition." 23:Adulate miltivated it to a remarkable ex tent ; It was his peculiarity, thougb, thethe nould not take Inewell properly into Conti - deice mule"' be aavr himaelf la the glass. Bo stood with his left band thrust into his waistcoat peahen empliesising the remarks he made half aloud wide his Meet forefinger. "Now, will you have the goodness to toll my what'my mother indaw wants with this 'young medico ?He's gotno preotica to speak to go to the root of the matter with blre- vf ; be'i gob nothing weer one CAD 400 to Lernshed. lie rose and extended hi' hand. 'recommend him, and lm liven moat !neon- " say goodmvaning, then, Mr. Leke. verdently far away. Eller tine:, the worth t you have ielleved my mind very Teat him limb year, 11110 hail IC quired eanon rogatain our Ettit xnedical aeoloe and no advice but hie (Aerie* terseeworte left the house, and dot 'Mee the thinks ehe' e reedy, Mr Dattiteeil went lesitell of hie mother. was in own favour. ran. Lamehed had bluntly observed when ehe Made it, diet Nate eves eix pare old, and there was no knowing what she might grow like; so her moneyshonici be left to one who would at leaat take can of Montague Dottleson. She had at. higher opinion of her seeeleelaw at that time thou Abe hed now; but ke had always been hied end attentive tepee she went to live With him, and she bad ima. no routhe to far, to alter her des sign*, "What eari the man be after, if it boa the money r queried Mr. Dottier/on on the hearthrug of Mr. Dottleson in the mirror. "Ne can't be so moth attracted by, Kate. She's It pretty girl and a good girl; but ehe's got nothing. Then again, her grandmoner was awaya of a saving tnre of mind, and she wouldn't enoeurage him to pay. experieve auto if the had no object view. it'a absurd to snmpoee that she pays him to come here for notitiog. If be admired Kete, he'd came without being sent for and her grandmother can't fail to know that.' His mental viden lied been xo dimmed by the atmosphere a money in which, big life had beee passed, that he did not auderatand the possibility of emu or woman being guided by any other motive. Love was a misty unreality Gentile the mile of hi; reasoning pewere, and therefore did nob enter into bie epeculAtielin ;that, affection for Kate teeth the chareeteriatio eimpe of andlog wealtby ilnaband for her; elle 0110910 for hereelf, aii she had a right to; but measor, log her heart by the size of hie owl; it never etreck hire time her choice mIght fat epou Man Whom be would rejeet as meligible, (To ns egingiErP.) What A -51701/11111 Oftil Do. otoileet At tile ScX “alte! women and event man wIth content t time g She can come to a cone astral without the ▪ eliglatest trouble of resenting. on It, end no • eaue Men Can do that, y of them can talk at mace and get along Ant rate, end no two men can dothet. She na ufely Attar fifty pine in her drese while he le getdeg 040 trader Isle thumb nail. She le cool as a coeuraber in half 4 dozen tight dresete arid ekirta, witile a ren will meat lied fume end growl in one lute 4111$1; mut talk as street as peethei and cream to the woman elle bete*. 'While WO ;nen weeld be mumble% each other'e heed before they had exchenged ten words. She un throw * storm with 44 curve that would be a fortutee to a beathell pitcher. She eati ny 4' no" in suck low voice that it Men' 4' yea." Sim ran sharpen lead petted 11 700 give her Laney et time and plenty of pencil'. Oan deuce ail night in a pair of shoes two Ines two email for her and enjoy every minute of the time. Mr. Detection ley back in hi" their con- siderime whet he bad. better say next. If he made any Attempt to dteccerage Dr, Lake - worth's cal", it would Wanly cenne to his mothenheliwn ears, and tier retentment :night prelatic results very detrimental to It would not do to attack the posi- tion from this aide, who he had only hisses picions to work upon; it would be less risky 10311 Clad it; to taro a ite ;utmdWI" ehe'e irelaw. Ile meant to lose no time in put. well, he's called in to receive It, He'll raver ting her on her guard against this Insidious ,fout of the hone& I wonder be doese't take enemy 4 but he knew that he would bareto lagings text door, to beohm° to the T.hd approach the subject .very carefully. sofize.-1 tell you candidly,* conthened *gi am very pleased to learn from DOttlerta, endclenly withdrawn g his heed Lakeworth that your feara about yonreeff Item les pocket and taeping the palm ire- are unfounded,' be wed cheerfully. mreseively with his fingertips -4i 3. tell you "Oh yea ; be thinkitIen alright,' replied candidly that if I didn't know the old lady NUL Lamthed. "I've great mundane° in would alter her will without compunction, Lakeworth." P4 forbid Dr Charles Lakeworth the honae. "I'm afraid he takes advantage of it to —Why, bless my heart I if Mrs Lamshed drain your purse pretty heavily in feee." lives ten years longer, ehe'_11 *peed every "He wante 'ern. 'replied the oldlady dry - entitling ot her twenty thousand in physic ty. "Poor fellow I be finds it hard to make and fees." both ends meet. But he'll make his This final prediction, although made by I'm gong to help him," binaself, so worked upon Mr Dottleson that It was bad enough to hear that this bang ne ming round upon his heel and stamped er-on was sent for more to benefit himeelf -on the floor, of ma than the patient; but Mrs. Lamehed's last Mere Lanai:bed. who wais the mother departed wife, was eighty-one years of age, anger. made Mr. Dottleson turn red with ' "Help,' fie ids vocabulary, was sy- nod in spite of her frequent calls for the nonymous with money, and here was his elector, gave every promise of maintaining mother-indaw coolly telling him her heir, her interest: in mundane affairs for ten or that she was going to OM help to an utter eyen twenty yearn longer. " rm an old stranger who had no claim upon her what - woman," she was wont to say ; "butI was ever. It was quite time that he did speak on old woman when I was forty, and I to her, so he cleared Ida throat and began haven't grown a day older eince—not a without more ado: "You know that of late 4y.I0 it hoe often occurred to me that Dr. Like - And indeed Mrs Lambed seemed almost worth's attention to you is not ito disinter - as active and sprightly now as ehe had been ested as it should be. I may be wrong, but half a century ago. Fourteen years before, I cannot get over the idea that he has some the middle.aged, dust -dried lawyer who ulterior design upon us." looked after her corcerns had come to urge Mrs. Lambed put on her spectacles and the desirability of making her will. stared at her solein-lavr. "Do you suppose "Make my will I cried she. "PR make it, if I'm a fool, Id ontague Dottleeon 1,, you're afraid e ouvronstlive to do it, Smuggles; "My dear madam'you misapprehend my but I hadn't begun to thing about it yet 1 meaning," said Mr, Dottleson with anxious Why ehould I?" However, the solicitor's suavity; "but really I have known such ire - arguments prevailed, and the thing was quent cams in which kind-hearted ladies done, "to oblige her old friend, who had al- have been led away by their gratitude to - ways taken good care of her affairs, and wards scheming physiciana. I never for an eves in a hurry to finish them," And though indult imagined that Dr. Lakeworth or the fact has no bearing upon this story, we any ono else would be able to bend =ay mention that the engroesing of Mrs. your sturdy sense of what is right and just Lamehed's will was the last hit of profes- so as to serve hie own interests; but he atonal work the careworn 8:wiggles ever did comes so frequently, he days no long, and for his client. He was twenty years her junior; but he passed from Lincoln's Inn "And you think Lakeworth expects my to another place long before she began to money when l've done with it, and comes, use speotacleir. The spring of vitality was here to keep my friendship for him alive te strong in Mrs. 'mashed. "1 am bound to confess that this had Mr. Dottlesoneturned away from the mire crossed my mind." ror to which he had been confiding his The old lady leaned over, and tapped her 'woes, and went upetaira to ewe his mother- son-in.law gently on the knuckles with her helaw, whom he found in the drawing- spectacle came as the replied: "Yon are room with Kate. the fool, Montagne Dottleeon. You're se • "I'm sorry to hear you're not well," he blind as a mole. If you hedn't betrayed said, going to her side. these unworthy suspicions about an The old lady looked up and smiled. "I'm honourable man, I might have opened • getting very feeble, Montague, though I your eyes for you; but since you have don't look it. I am not quite up to the mark, such an undeservedly bad opinion and thought I'd like to see Lakeworth." of him, f shell leave you toagrope "They sent for him half an hour ago. But your ow, way to daylight,. Ne made don't you think, now, that a more expere my will, Montague and on know what it vetoed man should be called in ?” says ; but there's Plenty of time to -adda "Lakeworth will do nicely, Montague; he coded.' toff:, you imow—plenty ofthme understands my conatitution." Mr. DOttle1101111,1W that he had Medea erave When an old lady is convinced that one mistake in mentioning his distrust ; but he particular rnan "understands her constitu- could not repair it now, and beat a haety no reasoning will move her. Mr. Dot- retreat. Mre Lamshed had hinted broadly down knew this, and did not prees the that there was something going on which he expediency of making a oheege. wee too blind to see, and which the was going " What do you think is wrong, this time?" to le6 him find out for himself. What- -bitsai3, sitting down near her. ever it might be, he would be very t She CAA Appreciate a kh4 from her hue. bend 75 years After the marriage ceremony is performed, Sho can go to 01=4 and ofterword tell yon what every woman in the congregation bad on, and, in some me ineteneee, CMS give you nine fain idea of wbet the text+ was. She can walk bait the night with a Wide, baby in her arum without once entreat/ the desire of murderIng the infant. She can—but what's the nae? A woman can do anything cr everything, and do it well. She on do more In o minute thusu . man eau do in an 110tirs and do it better. She owe delve a man crazy for 24 hours, And then bring him to paradise in two seconds by simply tickling him -under the thin, and there don not iive that mortal aon !of Adam misery who on do it, 1 7 4 Salaries for Wives. It is the opinion of the Supreme Gond • of Iowa that any contract a man makes with his wife can 'be broken by him withimpunity. Mr. Miller and his wife entered into &formai contract to this effect: "That Mrs Miller shall keep her home and family in a cora- fortable and reasonably good condition, and Mr. Miller shall provide for the necessary expenses of the family, and shall in addition thereto pay Mrs. Miller for her 'individual use $200 per year, payable $16 66h per month so long as Mil. Miller shall taithfully observe the terms and con- ditions of this agreement." Miller failed to keep bit part of the compset. lira. Miller kept her home and family in a comfortable and reasonably good condition, but the $16.6e a month was not forthcoming. MI ler simply refused to give her any pin money. Mrs Miller invoked the law to hold him to his contract The court has decided against Mrs. Miller. It bolds that the agreement cannot be enforced for the reason that it is against public policy, and therefore void; that it washer businers as a wife to do what she agreed to do without any oompensation[; that ie strikes at the very foundation of domestic life and happiness when the courts recognize a contract of this character between hueband and wife. In short, that a woman must make home comforteble and happy and be satisfied with whamver the hueband choose to give her. This may aeem pretty hard on wives, but for the most part wives manage to get a fair share of the income without any contract or trouble. .A. Preference for .British justice. One of the great virtues of .English prac- tice is that executions follow hard upon trial and conviction. In this country years sometimes elapse before a murdeter pays the penalty of the crime, and in the meantime lie le given every possible opportunity to escape by legal means. Today there are four condemned murderers in loyamensing prison, whose dates of execution have not been fixed. All of their mimes were own- mitted long before that of Mrs. Maybriek ; one of them has been in prison nearly two years. The English practice is much super- ior to our own in the matter of prompt pun- ishment, and it does not appear that pro- viding for delays and appeals will improve lV.—[Phiiadelphia Ledger. Why He Beoame a Bache on A young leevye ,r who had been instructed that when a witneed declared that he was this or that, it was essential that he should be made to tell when and for what reason he became so, thus utilized his instruction when trying his first ease with a vvitnese that he had under oross-examinetion : "Are you a married man ?" he asked. "No, sir," I am a baohelor," was the answer. "Theo, sir," said the young lawyer, in a stern tone "will you please tell this court how long you have been a bachelor and what were the circumstances that induced you to become one ?" Thibgs always seem fairer when we look 4 back at them.--fLowell. New Raiiviav that is Cheap, Fast and gerund Comparison. A prose view took plane reeently, ears 'Perla letter, of ,the so called " Chemin d Forkelimant,'" Or 44 Slide Beltway." t EsplaeadedesInvalidee, withintheexhibitie Th t' I I IT orighal contrivance for enebling trains to run, by means of water power, at a epeed hitherto undreamed of. Arriving there without Any ietimetion as to what a sliding eallwaY might be. I at 000 mistook it for an ever - grown switchback with the humps amootired The Greatest Ends.) in the WOW at the a I Qu.TelleLbrric4geya,esroceoatitahalenriotwh oAfppFooratelli!gt Frith of Forth. he completion, m a work of euth magnitude e .1 L 4Pa reef tet4atfliit es do nit the attention *Phtadent °Iheeltrvithhoal: entihmerine world. In1804 a eurveyee publiehed designs fo a bridge WOO the Forth at the same opt tied with opine of the like magnitude That, however, was to be a suepensio bridge, with chains like the cable of a fifty ton yacht, and the total weight of iron watr eatimeted se 200 tone, as contrasted wit 50(400 tons of steel in the present etreetare While bridge 1,740 feet, in span wa tints coeceived of nearly a cenenter agm.l may aloe be said that: the cantilever pun apie of conetruction ean be found in BenO then and, Inane templet; built before the in troduction of the arch, An eminent engln eer ease that the cantilever was in al .rob ability ability invented by Boma intelligeob ea.vage, who, wanting to get across a ahem! teo deep to ford and too wide to jump, utilized the projecting breeches of two opposite trees as eentilevere or brackets, and connected them by Oran independent piece 9f timber, ea SO fernled rt, cantilever and central girder atruceure. The tme principle of eCieatreeti013 and the nature of the etreeses may be illustrated in eimple woy, Two men who et on Oak* extend they arms, which they euppere by greePhla etteke bettleff egeteet the ehette. Thie ragmen% the two double ontilevere. The teain Consisted of four carriages, af- fording room for about 100 paseengere. The carriage:I had no wheels, being supported at tbe ounces byhlocke of iron of a ens some. • what larger than *brick, which rested upon a deuble bee of mon girders, In the meddle of the line 0 regular tutervals eatted out len regularly shaped pillare the ese ot which was not yet apparent, 'Having taken our teats and the signal being given we eltded along very geetly for a space of a few yards, when $YODGSX.Y WE ciaTnEnn ern% Two or three tugs were felt and we wete nye ing ou the pace of an ordiriary train, but as smoothie aa a boaton a rIver. There was a clicking noise on the rats, but this, I was neared, was due to a defect in the carotene - time of the 01104 and would be remedied. The abeenoe of any vibration, ehakiog, or "bali metioa" wee wouderful, 4 elight jerk there area at regular Intervale, but then, ;mein, I was told thab it was due merely to the shortness of the couree and the inebility to get up 4 proper mice. In a hydreglio trent traveling at full *mead, that le to eV* at the rate of 140 to 200 )1r,1ometera or 87 to 124 miles an heur*there would be almoet no comeelenaneee 01 modem Tbe jouruey down the eeplanede only geeepied a Jew leeender UNA our emit; return Mr. Plitor, ehoir_men of the cenanauy whielt own the invention, gavel* full aCeotnit of it. The eliding roil - way was invented in 1803 by al' en4hieeh earned, Girard, who was killed he tea Ernnoo. German war, and it has ben improved to fta preeenb etate by ore of his ardent engineers, Al, Barre, As hes already been meutlened, the by- dratilla mintage* have no wheels, theee befog replaced by bellow slideri tittiog upon A flat and wide riiii,ond grooved on the inner unlace, Wbeu it 14 dratted to aet the carriage in modou water la lathed Into the elide or "hate of the carries* from A re - maven by compresied Air and seekIng to unapt, it spreads over the under eurfece of the slide, wbich It rases for Omit 14 13411.4 thlekoess above the rail. The elide" thus reit-tom not on the mile, but on of water, ere la a perfectly mobilo con- dition. itt faot, the protium of the forefinger is euffielent to displace a mane thu" iupported, The propelling force is supplied by the pillar" which stand at regular iu. tervais ou the lino between the rain. Running underneeth every carrlage is an iron raok, about six inches wide, fitted with paddles. Now as the foremost carriage pestles la front of the pidar b tap on the latter is opened antomaticelly and a serum of enter at high premiere le direeted on the peddlein That drives t.he train on and by the time the nob Carriage bin gone peat the tap (which then clime") the foremost ono is in front of the neat tep, the waterne41011 due being eon. tirmons. The force developed le almost incredible. There is some "pls.:thing on the mile at the start, but this ae the tram goes. To atop the train the smell stream of water dye toed" the elides ie turned off, and the latter coming in contact 'with the mile, the reeeltioo frietion stops the carriage almose instontaneously. A water trate ensuing at over 1C0 miles an hour could, I was told, be pulled up within thirty yarcia, could climb up grad= lents of sixteou inches in the yard, descend them WITD. EQVAL SAFETY, and run on curves ot forty -tour yardsraditee This spawn would teem peculiarly adapted for elevated ralways in cities, being light, noiselate, smooth, without •smoke, fast, and thoroughly under command. The dang- er of running off the rails is reduced to a minimum, the centre of gravity of the car- riage' being scarcely more than a couple of feet from the rails. The C01112 of a met- ropolitan system would only be a third of one on the old plan, but in the open count- ry its cost would be somewhat higher than the ordinary railway; but M. ttarre tells me the expense would be in Femme an aver- age of £.8.000 a mile. Where no natura water supply is available a propelling ma - ohm° every twelve miles or so would be aufficienb to keep trains going at full speed. The coneumption of coal per passenger would be one-tenth only of the neual quan- tity. The importance of this may be realized by considering the statement that the Paris - Lyons company alone has an annual coal bill of 12,000,000. Nevertheless, ib would be rash to prediob the general introduotion- of the water imatem on railway". One obs jeotion, for instance, that occurs to me is it. apparent unsuitability for good traffic. Mr Persil, the n.anager of the "Chemins de Fey Gliesants," believes it will all but do wet with the locomotive engine. With respect - to England he believes that the disadvant- ages of the slow method of crossing the channel will become so apparent that all op- position to the tunnel will vanish. "I am ready," he said with enthusiasm' "10 wager any sum that when the tunnel ismade and our syetem has a trial people will go from. London to Paris in two houre." A Look Ahead. Mother—" Laura, you ought to maize thatyoung man of yours go home earlier. Miss Laura—"But we are engaged, mamma and I don't see why—" Mother--" You will get him into habits of staying out late that you will be sorry for it some day, after the honeymoon is over." What He Was Orying For, . "Hens" said one German to another in the streets of Frenkeorte "what are you crying abaut 1" "I am crying became the great Rothschild is dead," was .the reply. " And why should you cry about that ? ' was the further query. "He eves no rela- tion of Yours, was he " Noewas the 041- 13Wer, half smothered in sobs, "no relation at all, and that's jut what I am crying for." A Neecifid Statement. Since that Bridgeport girl ruined her jaws with chewing gum the manufacturers of the " sotiety quid" have been forced to pub but the following statement: "Our gum does not paralyze." The value of the three orops of wheat maize, and oats in the United States In 1887 was $1,155,000;000. LATEST FROM EUROPE. •••••••1:14, 'Prince Albert Victor Going to India,—The XaYbriOle .Sx0itement Subsicling,—Ther Great Strike. Prince Albert Victor fel going to India on a tigemhunting expedition. As it is his arab outing alone he ia said to be very enthusias. tic and eager, He Is also very keen to try . hie hand On big game and, to emulate the ex- ample of his father, Iiviza PreYea himself nervy hunter and, good shot in India Teem ago. Thus far in his young career Albert Victor has never had an opportunity te bring dewy akythiog larger than aabag. Pupae., ations are already being made to secure a , sufficient eupply of big game, and the bait tiger Preservee are to be left rannoleated - until the arrival of the royal hunter. The cannel ender Is eepreeented by A ;tient atiele aueg from the orna of each Man, and the anchorage by roper: exteredfnie from the other arms to two pike of belches. When etreeses aro 'brought cm ebb eyetm by load on the °mitred girder the emu of the men and the anellerage repo come into tauten, and the etiolot mad chair lege into empreaelen. In the Perth bridge we must imegine the °balm to 3m plaeed * third of * mile apart* the men beetle to be 360 feet above the ground* the pull QA the firma 10,000 tone, and the premiere on the lege of the thane onthe grimed 100.040 tom AS reprint !dee and welglite no existing bridge as all appromheit the Forth bridge. There are two epee, eaoh 1,700 feet long; the width of the bridge ot; the piers Is 120 feat; there is n dor hoodwoy for naviga. tionathigh water of 160 feet the deepeet foundation below high water is $9 feat; the Welted part of the brIdge Above high water is 3ti0. feet* and the depth of water in the centre of the channel Is 210feet, With this depth the bridge Gould never hove been light had it not 'been for an bland in the middle of the Forth Tire train weight that will he put upon the bridge will be smell compared with the windproasure needed. to be overcome, and to Malt wind the lofty eolurons ever the piers ore 120 feet 4014 at the hese nil 33 feet at the top. AA furniehlug an idea of the enerinus force which the cantilevers ere (*Wale of resisting le may he said that pull of 45,000 tone would be needed to tear winder the top tie*. The greateet pull from passing teems can be only 2000,tons. The bridge is looked upon AS 1 roilway neeeesesity. Indeed, atwlll furnish the lulu- ing Bak in a great chainof tunrimunication throughout the 'United Khigdom, When we reed of such struoturea, and know that trefue reach a aped of sixty Miles an hour, we etta nob but smile tit whit the *tad old "QuArterly Review" taid in 1825 '4 We trust that 'Parliament will, in all railwaye it may sanction, limit the speed to eight or eine miler in hour, which Is as great as can be ventured on with minty." Rotes for Women, The Pelmets of Wales has been very atom and verdant:kr In the educed:mot her daugh- ters. She has had good matedel to work upon, as her girls were clever by nature. ThePtincess ham taken great pride in their acoomplishmente and feels tint her dieal- pline has been extremely beneficial. The Pelee° of Wales hes aometimeepleaded with her in vain to give her daughters a holiday. She has often anewored that, as they wee to bold high social positions, they had no time to waste while acquiring social graces. An American lady was keeping house in Japan. Every month the highly:mom/AM ed Japanese butler brought in the bilis made °nit in English and Japanese for audit and payment. One day our countrywoman WM startled by this charge "To forty-four yards black entrain.' It was impossible, she declared, nob to be thought of out of a sausage factory. But the smiling butler re- turned triumphanb, the open dictionary in his handl, hie deft forefinger pointing to the translation, " Entrails, lining." Then she remembered her new black silk. Qeeen Victoria wrote as follows of the present Emperor of Germany in 1860, when he was twenty months old :—" He is such it little love. He came walking in with his nurse in a little white dress, with black bows, and was so good. He is a fine fat chile, with a beautiful white, soft skin, very fine shoulders and limbs, and it very dear fame -like Vicky and Fritz an Louie° of Baden. He has Fritz's eyes and Vicky mouth, and very fair curly hair. We felt so happy to see him at last." All of which proves that the Kaiser was a nice beby and the Qneen a good deal of e. gusher. In Iowa a married woman has every legal right that her husband has. She can make °entracte with hire or any other pereen I nue or be sued; sue her husband; trainee' busineas in her own name and night; receive and recover compensation for her own ser- vices rendered outside of the family ; hold any public office to which she may be elect- ed ; in fact, do all things her 'husband may awfully do except vote. She has one advantage Of her husband, He is liable for hall 'her torte; while he may be never so ram:tally, she is not liable, therefore, in person or property. Where nothing but a slight protection for the shoulders is required are provided little Carrick capes whioh have it hancleoinely trimmed'With long bows and ends of, ribbon beneath. The collar is burned over on most specimens but the high Medici col. lar appears 011 others, and these are elabor- ately braided. A fawn -colored °loth oape, beaded at the nook witlegold, is lined with Rime& red, with ribbon adage to match. Summar cloth is much used, and the edges are not pinked or otherwise ornamented. For very hob days are capen of embroidered muslin, with long soarf ends of the same, which are tied in a full bow ander the ohin. These do not have the treble capes, but a single one, with an embroidered cellar. Providence is a greater mystery than reve- lation.—[Ceoil. Women who are the least bashful are net (unfrequently the meet inodeet ;,and we are never more deceived than when we would infer any laxity of prinoiple from that free. dom of demeanor which often arises from total ignorance.— [Colton, Already a rather amusing eireirmstauce has arisen out 9f .Albert Victor's prenoeed expedition, Lady Reay, wife of the GOveree or of one of the niciatigagOrtentledianpreVin, eeffi being in Leaden, and hearing ei hie youthfel htemeashi prospective visit to her home'teele time by the forelock anci order- ed a lob of oards at le fathionabie idetionertes engraved 44 to have the honor of meeting 11 R. If, Prince Alberts Victor." The stationer was cueleee enough, or fooliali enough, to put one of these vied* in hie window. The etelespepere pobilehed the eircumetence. and now everybody is numbing at the Indy Rev, and wenderleg what she will do with the garde if the Priam eleauld give up hie visit or decline/her invitation% The blaybrick exeltement has in:amides' entirely. The sinnappy woman bee been removed from jail at 14iverpeol and tale - en to Woking prison, where the Wale at OnO0 admitted ta the licepitel. Her phy- eleitine sa3r the cermet live keg, and iter friende believe that her invalid condition Will 410011 Immo her pardon. The reeourcee of Britiela Columbia are seen to he reed° inanifeets to Leaden cermet- , late, Prederick Villiere, the war artist. ef the ;graphic, will join the Governor- Generet of Genoaa on hie tour through. the BrIthle yovieeetone in ,Areeriose The eiteation in regard to the steike has become very origins, aLt trodee are paralyzed and pricey at all nocelwatiea from coal to coffee hue been forcedleup. Covent Gerdeue and other large markets are eimeet empty. Steamers filled with fruit, our and vege- tables block the Thames. All the produce is rottiog In the hold*. The supply in the 'hope is very small and many reetaureaste god it impoulble to feed their pAtrone, The river from lemden to Grovotood le crowded with craft which eminot:he unloaded. Soares of veesele have sailed away to ether porta in the hope of befog able to unload there, but the strikere may that if the dock companies bald out; much longer the etrike will be extended to all the principal seaports in Greet Britein. Eydlidii TIM BOO Straw Power. eaw two women juggler* at Jeppore They were bright, intelligent.Ioolcing girle, one of whom appeared aimed old enough to he the mother of the other, says:moll known writer in the New York Mail and Boren, They did many wonderful things, one of wilt& was mixing up sand in water, and then patting the hand into the diecoloured fluid they brought a handful of sand which they filtered through their fingers as dryas before it wont in, no youngest of these girls was perhaps 15, She bad bracelete on arras and oet feet, and her eyes were se beautiful as these of a peak. One of leer tricks was the lifting of a heavy chair by the eyelid!, the thoughb of whkh almost =thee my eyes aore. The their was a heavy mahogany one which belonged to the room in which Ivrea staying. She tied two strong strings to the top at thin and affixed the ends of these mitigate her eyes by little round metal oup each abent the sin of a tinkle. These fitted over the eyeballs and under the lide, end she butt over while they were so fastened. Rasing herself she pulled the chair with these strings with the muscles of her eyelids, and carried ib from one side of the room to the other. It waste horrible sight, exam she took the metal cups from her eyea they filled with water, and she almost sank to the floor. I told her the trick was disanating, and that she ought never to try it again. Still, for this and the rest of the show, these girls were well Whined with two rupee", or about 70 cents. Trying to Scare The Smashers. Hotel porters aad baggage smashers on railways and steamboats, will do well to beware of trunks with loaded revolvers in them. As ib is not always possible to tell whether the deadly revolver lurks in the comparatively harmless trunk or valise, the handlers of baggage in future will find 10 profitable to deal gently with passengers effects, else they may share the fate of Bill Kelly, the rough and ready porter of the Hotel Layette, Late Minnetonka. With hie urinal activity, the other day he gave a guest's trunk the grand pitch. It came down heavily, of course, bub alas for Bill, a loaded revolver inside exploded, and the bullete landed him dead in the hallway. A new terror is now added to the energetic life of the porter.--(Quebeo Chronicle. A New Industry. The Mowing is copied from the lean Post of August 4: "TO Parents—Unruly girls and boys of any age visited and punished at their hoinee by a thorough disciplinarian accustomed to administer corporal punishment; all bad habits oured by one or two attendarces •' fee 5a. for two visits. Address Birch.' Box 253, Willing' Advertising Offices, 125 Strand, A Logical Illustration. A. layman in Providence who ecouionally exhorted at evening meetings thus recently expressed his belief in the existence of Deity:. "Brethren, ram just as confident that there is a Supreme Being as I am that there is flour in .New York, and that I know for certain, as I yesterday received from there a lot of three hundred barrelsfresh, superfineewhich I will sell as low as any other person in town." He Had Some Grounds. Wibble--" Of all the nervy men I think young Wagwell takes the cake." Wibble--" What's the matter with Wag- Wibble--" He proposed to a deaf and dumb girl some time ago, and now he is suing for breach of promise on the ground that silence gives consent." The Binghamton Republican advises its hr eaavdeertos teot ashoeiligvueatrhdaot vtehre itrh et oml rrhesmt oanwe swwointit a lie on its face,