HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Exeter Advocate, 1888-9-6, Page 3Jiggle JLTURAL.
DAIRYING IN SWEDEN.
Itothe j'urnal of the British Dairy Far-
mers' Aasucta tion, lately issued, .k'rof. John
Natko. tat of $ eaten, gives some interesting
particulars ae'to dairy education in Seveden•
He says that in the year 1S51 the Swedish
government appointed two travelling dairy
teachers for the whole c f Sweden, paying
there at the rate of $1 000 a year. and eta
givine them free tickets and $1.30 ver day
when travelling about. If a dairy maid de-
sires to improve her practice, the teacher
will go to the farm, staying as long e.s he is
wanted, in order to instruct her in either
batter or Cheese molting, and at the setae
time he will advise the farmer how to feed
the cattle so as to produce the largest quan-
tity of rich milt, and the.best butter.. -When.
these teachers reach i iety.ivo years of age
they are pensioned off,
In commotion with the two Royal Agri-
cultural Colleges at Alnarp and ijntuna, the
government started in the year 1883 two
dairy 00100e. giving a grant to eaott. Here
pupate are admitted either as in•atudents Or
out -students., and all provision i, made for
their accommodation., This covers the
greater extent of the tuition, lane in addition,
the government pays every year 82 girls
$41.30 each for learning butter and chew -
malting on good dairy farms. Tae govern-
ment travelling teachers hispect these farms
two or threo times in the year. The .girls
must do ad the work la the dairy, and also
milk the cows and feelthe calves, The
farmer with whom these girls are placed
Murat instruct them in dairy management,
arithmetic, writing, reading, spelling, book
keeping for dairy purposes, &e. For his
teaching be receives $27.50 from each girl,
they paying for their beard with their work,
In the North, where there are no good dairy
faunas, ,the oawedssli geverumone bee started
two dairy aohaols for girls, et smell of settee
six are being educated, but theme leave been
established iso recently that their results are
scarcely apparent. Whenwe turn to the
tables which ac,:ompeny this artielo, the in,
licence of this' education is mean. Ira 1801
the export of butter from Sweden was 20,.
57e kilos., and the import 1,110,181 .kilos',
In 1885 the export was 11,440,189 kilai.,
Awl the imports 2,844.699,
FEAT AS AN 4xiaAVS1"IYE CROP.
In the Obio Valley there is objection to
flax on the score of injury to the soil, "It
is hard cu the land," is a common remark of
eorres .ondeute. Such ii the first greeting
of the Statistielan of the Department of
Agriculture, l).icember,188i , to the Asx an,
dustry of the United States --an industry
which produced 12,/00,000 hesitate (et Clan
%wee average price, $l3 500,(Q0} of teed
the last year, Its several menulaoturiug
planta in the West are valued at $ti.000.000,
with en annual output of .515,000,000. The
right of discovery of the true character of
the ilex plant awarded to the Ohio Valley
(in other words, State) Is not quite carred.
All intelligent writer, on agriculture from
the days of Pliny and Virgil -eel' cultivators
of the plant from the date (1629) of the legal
forged pleuting on Masasohnisets' sterile
shores to the utilizing of its appetite for
mineral =unreal in subduing the frosh•turn
od soil of Dstkota-- have conceded its soil,
exhausting -capabilities. There scam a. lack
of wisdom ire political economy that force°
the farmer to export the raw produeta of
the farm, freighted as they are with the
Yalu/this manurial eon,tituenta of the soil, or
e nnioa the Western pioneer farmer to westo
his ownmoat valuable fibre (eatimated at
102,500 tons), while to bind his sheaves he
buys (estimated at 20,000 tons) twine made
from the interior fibers of India.
Or INTEREST TO DAIR'k1.t1i .
1,'y an act panted by the New York leg•
islature and approved by the governor, the
dairy eommiesioner is directed to employ
expert butter and °Iteose makers, not ex-
ceeding five in number , whose duty ib shall
be, under his direction, to examine and in-
spect batter and cheese factories and the
methods employed therein, and attend to
such agrioulturatfairs, institutes, meetings
conventions within the state as shall be
designated by the commissioner, to impart
thereat information as to the boat methods
of snaking butter and aheese. Flve thousand
dollars have been appropriated for the pur-
pose. Oa or before Dee. 15 next tee oom-
miasioner must report the number of experts
employed under the aot, together with their
compensation and expenses, and must in -
*lade the whole in his annual report. An-
other appropriation of $2,500 has been made.
to the State Dairy association to be expend-
ed in holding a number of dairy conferences
in various parte of the state to illustrate
butter and cheese making.
To Kerr Crtixca Bins mar A Cowl -mere
A great many remedies and preventives
against ohinoh bugs have been auggeated
and published from time to time, the most
of them emanating from good authorities,
but very generally so difficult and impracti-
cable in their application as to be of little
general use, In their migration from one
field to another, at thetime they firat appear
on the side of a field of oorn and before they
have entered it, cut five or rix rows of the
corn and clean the ground, then plow a strip
of land eight or ten feet wide, leaving a
deep farrow in the center of the strip, with
the perpendicular side of the furrow toward
the field to be protested. Into this the
hugs will fall, where draw may be thrown
o them burned. Or the furrow may be
covered with some of the stalks that have.
been cut while they were green, by laying
across it, when the bags will crawl ander
them into the farrow and remain there in
the shade long enough for the stalks to dry
and 'be burned.
A STABLE PsEOAIITION.
,The following we know from Iong exper-
ience to be an excellent plan for tying up
horses in such a way that they cannot get
entangled in the halter Go to the wood-
shed and select a round piece of beech, oak,
chestnut, or other bard wood, about three
inches and a half in diameter ; cut off pieces
say threeto four inches long, and shape
off the corners with a knife, so as to make
the pieces .as nearly round as possible.
Next, either bore a seven -eight inch auger
bole through the piece or drive in a staple
and ring. Take the pieces of woodto the
stable, and, instead of tying your horses'
halters to the mangers, run the halter' strap
through the hole in, the manger, from the
insidesso that the end comes' out in front of
the trough, and fasten the halter strap
through the block or the ring yell may have
put in it. This is g great improvement :on
the fixed fashion of tying. It always keeps
the halter strap tante and thus the horse
cannot throw himself by getting hie leg
over the slack of the strap, but yet,, when he
wants to lie down,. bas "rope" enough tor
comfort, without danger..
Ten Wook TASTE IIr Mmreoi.
C. g, Clay, of Kentucky, writingon the
very cornrows belief that when sheep etre
]gilled for mutton with the fleeces on them
the mutton to rendered unpalatable on ao-
count of the wool taste, says it h all non.
Bangle about the wool affecting the teat) of
she meat. Re explains that " the bad taste.
is canned by the excretions of the bowels
going into the circulation when the sheep
ere allied that gives the wool the • Amor.
The intestines must be taken out asquickly
as possible ; then you may wrap it ite wool
and lay it on foe for daye, and if there lousy
wool taste I will eat the sheep,: akin, wool
and all." Indiana Fernier, commenting on
the above. says that if mutton is treated as
Me. Clay adsuses there need be no eonoern
as to the wool taste
R sesame INC Pomo Domaneh.
.I should, like to have the opinion of your
readers as to the oheapeet and beet proper*,
tion to put en oak or chestnut poste, so
as to make them last the longest, with the
method, of putting it on. I do cot mean to
dress the whole post, but merely the part
that is in the round,.—d'. C, reyneheurg, Fa..
(A number of applications have been tried
.for this pure a , but Many years are usually
required ter the completion ot the experi-
ments, and as 'various external infiuencea
have operated is opposite directions, farmers
who have made the trials have conflicting
opinions. Probably ono of the best is the
anode given several years ago in. the Country
Oontlennsn, of applying petro lenni by .bor-
lug a slanting hole ill the peat downwards
near the ground and occasionally failing it
with the oil and keeping it plugged.]
TAIza SiivsrYOECANAnA.
No fewer than 850 live sheep will leave
Liverpool to•norrow for Canada in the
steatner Oxenholnne. This oonaigunent is
the largeat ever taken front England by ono
vowel, and the animals include *greet Many
of the finest ahoy le the country. Nearly
all of them are show animals, And in many
eames the sheep have boon exhibited at the
Royal Agricultural Show held at Notting,
have a f, w ,nays ago, at widely some of thein
were prize sinners. The Oxcnholine will
convey rho sheep to Montreal, from which
place they will be drafted to various farms
m Canada acid ithe Western Stators. Tho
sheep are mostly of the Shropshire- dawn
Chum, and scilla of there ere excelatieualiy
valuable, ,(M aacheeater (Bog.) Examiner,
July 23.
Rear Roar.
Very few are awaaro of the facts that hay
is very beneficial to hogs ; but it is true
nevertheless. Hoge heed rough food as
well as horses, oattlo, or the human race.
To prepare It you should have a outting.box
(or hay cutter), and the greener the hay the
better. Cub the hey short and mix with
bran, ehorte or middlings, and, feed as other
food. Hoge soon .learn to lute 1t, and if
soaked in swill or other clopp food, it is high.
ly reliaahed by them. In winter use for hogs
the memo hay you feed to your horses sad.
you will find that, while it saves bran abode,
or other food, it put* on flesh as rapidly as
anything that oan be given them.
Boos AS 1'g0»TTi iiRs QFhfANUitic.
Oao hog, kept to the age of ono year, if
furnished with suitable material, will cone.
vert a cartload per month lata a fertilizer
which will produce a good crop of corn,
Two loads per year multiplied bye the
nutnberof hogs usually kept by our farmers
would make sufficient fertilizing 'substance
to grow the corn used by them; or, in other
words, the hog would pay in manure its keep-
ing. In this way we can afford to make
pork at low prices; but in no other way can
it be dpno without lea to the farmer.
NOTES.
I have found in my praotioo'that ono
pound of Paris green to 200 pounds of plas-
ter does all that could he asked for, kills the
potato bug without injury to the vine. A
knowledge of this fact has saved me many
dollars.
Stock farming must be the ,foundation of
all long continued, successful farming. Any
other system is one of slow exhaustion and
ultimate sterility, Ignore the sheep, the
hog and the cow, and the land Will grow
poor inevitably.
The anion between scion and stook takes
place by the inner bark and nob by the out.
surface of the wood; consequently the skill
of the grafter is exercised to bring the inner
bark of the scion in close contact with the
suer bark of stock.
American orchardists must soon meet the
competition in English markets, of apple
growers in Australia and Tasmania. The
Imports of choice apples from these latter
points has already increased to such an ex-
tent as to affect British fruit growers.
The bulletin of the Ohio Experimental
Station for May reports that trees dusted
with air -slaked lime in Michigan have
yielded abundant fruit. It can be mixed
with water and sprayed, or applied by means
of a flat paddle from a barrel in a waggon
which is driven along the rows of trees on
the side toward the wind.
INszor FnIENDs,—Californis fruit growers
have recently imported some Anataiian
parasites warranted to kill fruit peat'.
These little bugs,. no larger than flies, feed
on insect paste and rapidly destroy them.
Congress will be asked to sanction the im-
portation of these parasites, in order to
clear Calafornia orchards from insect pests
that are increasing every year.
Vaseline makes a very clean, odorless ap-
plication for light harness, riding bridles,
saddles, eto. After giving it a chance to
dry in, go all over the surface with • a rag.
dipped' in the white of an egg. This gives
it a waterproof coating that will last for
some time and prevents the oil from stain-
ing the hands or clothing. Have the leath-
er perfectly olein before oiling.
An exobange says that the Hollanders
could teach Americans something about
dairy terming. Good Dutch sows are held
at $160 each, ' and are kept on land which
often bridgs a larger yearly rental than
would buy good improved American farms
outright, and yet these Hollanderspay rent
and make money besides. They area thrifty
people, and know a good oow when they
see her.
THE GREATEST LIBEL SOT.
'flee ran Mall Gazette es,jects.
The Pali Mali Mall Gazttte, oommenting
on the action of Mr. Parnell in bringing
grit agniust The London Times in the Scot-
iah Courte, says:—"Mr. Parnell', trick
seems to please his supporters and has dis-
quieted his foes, but it resembles playing
fast and loose, and we doubt whether it
will do ite contrivers any good. If Mr.
Parnell has discovered the forger who
planned the letters published by The Times,
then it len° trick but the execution of a
determination long avowed. But his admin.
era' ground for a plaase is on the trick
whish will bedevil the Commission of In,
quiry entirely. If the is Mr. P.a}rnells
object it is a false move, and Mr. Parnell -has
.changed front in the face of the eneniiy,
which is, dangerous. The tardy adoption
of a course which he refused to take when
ittwould_havebeen weird to his F'eglieh allies
will nob be understood. The commission
will proceed with thee work and Mr. Parnell
cannot arrest it.. if he refuses to testify
before It, he will harm nobody so muoh as
himself. Astor. Parnell's case. stands 11e
has no motive to hold hie Magee but to
chA tinge inquiry."
%W> Liens erFCIFlsri.
The Tribune's cable letter has the follow-
ing ; h'#r, Peen saes The Times on the
lettere and on The Times' artiolea relating
to them. Nothing is alleged, and it will be
certe.i sly doffs :alt for The Times to go mate
other °bargee against Mr. Parnell. The
libels ceinplaaned of are, first, The Tinea'
assertion that he said Mr. Burke, when
murdered in Phoenix Perk,
k, got no more
than his deserts ; second, that he urged
Mr. Egan to murder 3i'r. Foster; third,
that he gave Franck Byrne money to escape
to Preece. The Tinraes, both yesterday avd
to -day, writes; in a tone which indtcatoa
surprise end vexation that the action should
have been brought ire Scotland and brought,
ill this form, 1# yea were going to sue The
Timoa why did you not sue beforeI' say
Mr. Permit's opponents, whom he donna net
take the trouble to answer. There are
Liberal friends of hie, who say that if he
meant to take this .step he ;night have given
these ew hint. Many ef them argued .se the
Rouse Qf C4mtnons that he coeld not do
what he has now donne. One or two Liiberel
papers object rather etrougly to bis proudpra
emu.* These points, however, are not the
Main paints, except so for es they relate to
the commiasion and to Mr. Parnell's sup.
posed intention of,asking the commission to
delay action became of the Scotch atilt.
There was, es I long since said, a elute
when he might have prevented the appoint.
recut of a coanmiasien byy. brining an actions.
It is oat at all likely tinct the action wilt
now have any influence whatever is the
pproceeding before the throe judges, Sir
damns Hann, 1 beers dislikes the teak
before him, but will go through, le to the
end and precisely as if politics had nothing
to do with the matter.
Sham Antiques.
Now that the thane is aPpcosching when
the mummer resorts of Ilritanny and N'or.
mandy will be patronized by sleeken after
fresh sir, it is well, the Perim correspondent
of the London Telegr'aplt remake, to
draw attention onto Ipore to an old subject.
Among the Fugiisb, am well as Wrench, vial.
tore to ouch platen every year there are nu.
morons entiquarlane, co leo'ora of ceramiee,
and those whom the Ant iiotan hnmorbia
facetiously called "` 424,1, '" Now
the =imitate or rather i ` to ors, sof the
"Black Band" are as numerous as ever in
Primo, and they still take *diabolical and
profoesional delight IA ontrapping unwary
antiquarian tourists by offering sham curio,,
artielos of vertu, pottery, coins, and mediate
for eele, These people cunningly distribute
reputed antique bedateade, chairs, ballets,
medallions, and pottery -wart is old farm
houses neer watering places. The guides,
hotel touts, villagers, and 'similar folk are
told to sound the praieca of these things in
the ear of the tourist, who is flattered and
delighted at the prospect of being able to
pick up a hit of genuine old' china, .a rococo
cabinet, a jar of "Old Gant? and perhaps a
buckler of javolin owned bykone of Cream's
ligionaries. Tho diplomatic guide or tont
is never gushing about the eatiquitioa; but
he generally ;insinuates inan offhanded,
distant kind of way that he, knows or has
heard. of some old woman liting leagues off
who had kept anoh things it her family for
years. Tae amateur anti uarian goes to
the bonne Mere, who showsim her celiac -
tion and narrates their Mary; how tbey
were heirlooms from her mother, who had
been in the chateau of a local magnate. mad
had hidden them at the time of the nook -
tion, and soon. Of comae,' the Lonna -mitre
could not, on any account; part with the
things ; but, as monsieur is so pressing she
has no objection to letting him have some
of them at a fair price. The amateur then
goes on to bid for the articles, and finally
departs with half a dozen od platea, a cou-
ple of jugs, or a rusty jevelip, deeming him-
self lucky to have found his curios himself.
Next day the bric•a brac delaler from Paris
receives notice of the sueceif ul sale, and he
at once proceeds to pocket the pelf, to pay
the usual percentage to all hie confederates,
and to replace the curiosities sold to the in-
nocent and unsophisticated stranger by
others. Thus the trade in the sham an-
tique, pee on from year to year, and, des-
pite exposures, there are still numerous vic-
tims annually.
"Men usually marry their opposites," said
Cholly, reflectively. "That is true," said
the old man, a little surprised at Cholly a un-
usual brilliancy. "All the married mean I
know have married members of the opposite
sex." " I mean," said Cholly, " that a tall
man is apt to marry a short woman, and vice
versa ; I wonder what kind of a woman I
will marry 1" And the old man opined that
he would marry a girl with some sense.
Not only do French milliners perfume
their artificial flowers, bat the custom among
fashion Ieaders of adopting one particular
flower and, using its corresponding perfume,
has lost none otitis prestige. French flowers
are still perfumed with.theodor of the blos-
soms they so wonderfully and perfectly Pine
tate, and this season the delicate and exquis-
itely fragrant trailing arbutus is used as a
corsage bouquet, the artificial flowers being
most minutely copied from nature's early
herald of spring. These ,pink -tinted blos-
soms are perftimod with the subtle and
dainty odor which belongs to the natural
flower.
FOB Aldi/ AB$1UT WOMEN..
Carl He' Sams
Can your boy awint No 1 Then do not
trust him in any sort of boat untli he boa
learned the art, and feels as much ot ,home
in the water as upon dry land, Yon might
just as well end hien out alone into acrowd-
ed street before he has learned to Walk. Ile
might possibly creep *log all right, and
race* home alive, or somebody might .pick
him up and care for him, but the chances
would not be in his favor. So in boating;
the boy who cannot swim tray gget along
very comfortably for a while, and not gutter
from thipdefect in his education, but that/me
will assuredly come when he will have cause
to bitterly regret it, It le one of the ramp.
lest things is the world, too, and can be
learned in, three or four ioteliigeptly direct-
ed lessons, sash as can be had in any city
swimming murder from the experts iii any
country village. By ell means talk swim to
yourboy before you talk boat, and stipulate
a, erre of the conditions of his having *boat,
that be 'hall first be able to swim a quarter
of a mile without resting,
Weems Wtio Nnvax Rise.
tc undeestand what rest—real rest -..means,
To throw ones self dorm with a newspaper or
a book is not rest; it is only a change of
occupatien. To sit down end keep the
Angora flying over some sore of fancy wort,
As 1f one were pursued by a demon of wariest,
18 certainly not .reit, fiat to lie at loll
length oa a bard endue, amen extended at
the aides, head back, with rant pillow, eraclosed, all urea and worries diamisased
--tbisis reet;thiawill smooth away wrinkles
ha face sad in temper; to, will gine aaia air
of repoee ie the tired, aulsioua. norvouaa
WORM; thin vrllt take away messy era mho
anal wtraighten oast rowtded *boulder* awed
craned out nuke.
l:uglisb girls who are famous walkers are
taught to lie shwa for a few seeonda when-
ever they coarse In frown their tramps. If
Canadians would lure the value of lying
dowel frequently. say two or Three timeis
a day, they would have as Inert go alacad
and peter to go ahead as they are now
femme for.
The ll[Qtrket. for Cat► ta* Pre'
ducts.
A great change, however, hers amerce
in the proportiee, taken by 'soh country.
In 1868 we exported to the Vetted Sates)
61 per cent., stud to Great Britain at. per
cent. Ily 18.8.7 the ewe countries had, on,
tirelly charged phots as•buye a of oar feria
produo a, ' Great Britain taking 60 per vent,
and the United States 35, per cent.. Thin
change is the more remarkable from the fent
that in Petal; ,articles our exports to the
Hutted States show a marked tucreaeo, es,
for assume, in e,;ge, which increased Erose,
$206.009 is 186$ to $1,822,C00 in 1887. .00
in horses, wbioh inoreased from $0,8,a, 658
1868 to ,$2,214.000 in 1887. lodged, ,gat.
wathstondlug the high duties imposed by the
United States with a view to abselutely "*-
chiding nearly every desarigtioon pf Camelfaa
fermproduota,thepeopleof the iIoitedStetes,
have been .obliged to bay the whale rum of
anal prodtzetaa 28 per oeut. more frorn Cana-
da is 1881 than they slid twenty years,
butthfs i, a i gtetle ae compared with the .
crease of agar ferip exports to Great Britain.
Every.thing we ofd 1n the Es $14.h .
goes in team Of duty, sad here the increa,e
of purchea►es of car Perm products is the
twenty years ihaa been 200 parent, Wetter*
timers Baa,greatAs theittcresse of perohasee
Stets,* by the United StatGreat B*nomnow
bey* 2s.1 milli:cm of dollars' worth a year
,
the Visited States only 154 million dollar,
wcrth. Daring the twenty yea* of Co1r=
federation Great Britain; has purchased trent
Canada 8341,00.0.003 worth ef form pees
ducts, the. Waited States $ f,400,0QO
worth. This g t icemen of solea to Brits
eines rendered more noteworthy by the fact
that fn the idMO five aura of the twenty temUnited States besight 85e neilliorts worth
more than Great l',rkale,sue . concha.
aivoly the veer inporrasn:s et cherish
the. Britiath market in purforence to ali
others.
A Tiny LASS in Court. •
There is a mut quarrel in Detroit as 10
who shall be galardiaa of little Mery3fiddls.
top. i'resnn
uably elle lams a fortune, tact the
Detroit papers haven't suforinnod us on that
point, Sara .the "Journal";--
The case WAS up again berm judge Bre.
volt thhL (I,'haredey) sow. "The evi-
d nes is contradictory and bewildering,"sadd,
the Judge. "and I will justly conclude the
unhappy dalesuma in which I are placed by
learning whom the child favour* as : guar,
dian.
Little Mary WAS brought up for the Judge,
and as he stroked her hair with his hand he,
earned hes whether else desired #a go wttlb her
etepaatather or her graandaeether.
" Well, I don't bum," else repUad. "gl I
Icvea my msxn:naaa I love. ilio baby, sad I
leaves grana ma.
" But doni'tyeu know which onoycotwant
to go with?„ asked the lodge.
" l went to live with metems,ranggtssa'aaa,.
and the baby bath," replied 'Use amt freed
little out,
"D3 you mind reStO nut"
"Not always," 1be replied, "but I Mee
to, and feel tray it I tlou't, Bat I fardels.
ssonuetlmes. I love manna, graan'ma and the
baby.. Oat wanta ria to go wit tier, and the
w
other ants mo too. 1 don't know what to
do." And she looked perplexed,. replloa put Judie Brevoort in* greet-
er gaudery titan beim. Bale
mush ca
of the child and are peots of odesfor her. Judge Brevoort will Betide later
Many women paver reel , They aunt not
THE PRINCESS OF Weirs`.'°APii.
The Princess of England whose complex-
ion fe not only the daunt, but who leas best
stood the wear and tear of time, takes her
morning plunge regularly, and in water
fairly colas but else fB partieutarly careful ter
promptly make use of the tleeh brush, eying
gloves of moderate raugghereat rapidly over
the surface of the body, and, dually, the
rough towel in a quick, gemmed nth, weepy.
beg both for the beds and this massa, if
one may eall it such, twenty amnutee ill all.
At night the .Scram lady's bath iia prepared
tepid and el distilled water, the admirable
advantage of which is net properly wessr•
stood. liverypa cle et foreign matter i,
,emceed tram distilled. wxter, so that it la
absolutely pure, It coats about twelve
cents per gallas, and (Ms be used, a quant
at a bate, for quick gouge bath, with ad.
suitable effect, eepeaially wizen combined
with a little glycerine and rose water.
INFERIORITY ON THE STERNER SEX.
"A woman will take the smallest draw-
ls). a baron for her own prirato use, and
will store us it dafsty fragaaenta of ribbon,
scraps of lace, foamy ruffles, velvet tbiega
for the nook, bundles of old love -letters,
pieces of jewellery, handkerchiefs, fans,
and things that no man known the name;
all sorts ot fresk•booking, bright little ar-
ticles that you could not catelogu .
column ; and at any time elm can go tot m
drawer and pick up Anything else. Inerso
as a man, having the liigl'eat, deepest, aria
widest drawer aasigueed to him, will put ice
to it a couple of tooka, a collglar-box, an old
necktie, two handkerchiefs, a pipe and a
pair of asnspenders, and to save his life he
cant shut the drawer without keying more
ends sticking out than there me pieces
in. st," Such are the sober, wine reflections
of our esteemed contemporary the Strouds.
burg "Times."
SOUND Runes J?aiz A WO11A:n'8 LINE
A New Hampshire woman, who recently
celebrated her 80th birthday, having' pre-
pared every article of foodwith hor own
hands, upon being asked how she had kept
beraeif so vigorous, replied a...+* Be never
Allowing myself to freb over things I cannot
help; by taking a nap, sometimes two,
every day of my life ; by never taking my
washing, ironing, and baking to bed with'
me, and by oiling all the various wheels of a
bray life with an implicit faith that there'
is a brain and heart to this great universe,
and that I could truer them both.' Sounder
rules could not be framed. Many a woman
would be happier and live logger through
adopting them.
The Telephone Sharpens the
Bearing.
"The idea that a person's hearing is im-
paired by the constant use of the telephone
is ridiculous," said General Manager Plush,
of the Bell C., yesterday. "I see a profes-
sor inBerlin has laid claim to having discov-
ered what he calls 'telephone deafness,' but
it is my candid opinion that be is looking
for public notoriety. Come upstairs and
talk to the uirls yourself." The reporter
walked up a flight of atairs and passed into
a room where a score of girls were sitting
in front of switchboards and operating tables.
What the manager said wee fully concurred
in by several of the young ladies who were
spoken to.
"I have been working in this office for
three years," said one girl, "and I feel quite
sure that my hearing has improved since
I came here. I can distinguish the faintest
sound on the wire, or anywhere else, and
I have a great deal of fun sometimes listen-
ing to the conversations of people who think
I am not within hearing distance. I have
never had any trouble with my ears, and'a
doctor who was treating me a short time
ago said the gentle current of electricity
that passed into the ear was highly bene-
ficial." An eminent specialist in diseases
of the eye and ear told the reporter that a
gentle current of electricity couli not fail
to be of benefit to any of the human func-
tions. It is good for rheumatism, and
when applied to the ear it makes the tym-
panum more acute, and has a tendency to
put greater life and vigor into the brain.
�� Small boy—Say, pa 1 teacher said to. day
Study hard, boys, time flies." Father—
Very true my son. Small boy—Well, and
a little while after he said, "time leaves
footprints." Now, pa, how can " Time"
leave footprints if it flies Y
Coffee Among the Arabs.
The great event of the visit is the coffee.
The host has a kind of brazen -*hovel
brought, is which he route the bean,; theca
he takes a peetle attd mortar of the ask of
Ba°ban, and with hie own buds he paueds
it to powder, making the bard oak ring
fortis a among of weleomo to the guest. Many
of these pestles and mortara am heirlooms,
and aro risibly ornamented and beautlfuailjr
black and polished by age and use; sea
h
was the one in question. Raving drunk
cafes (far the honored guest the cup la
filled three times), you are quite safe in the
hand, of the moat murdoraua.
So far do they carry this sapsrathion
tbat a map who had murdered another fled
to the dead man's father, and before he
know what had happened drank coffee.
Presently friends came so, end, as they
were relating the news to the bereaved
father, recognized the murderer crouched
beside the fire. They instantly demanded
vengeance. "No," said the father, it
cannot be; he bee drunk coffee. ani ha,
thus become to mow myaon." Had las not.
drank coffee tho father world never have
resteduntilhe had dyed his hands in his
blood. As it was, itis said he further gave
him biz' daughter to wife.
The Cobden Club.
So multi* written about the Cobden Club
and ite baleful influence upon American poli-
tica, says the New York "Herald," that it
Is well to remember tnat James A. Garfield
and other conspicuous Republicans were
members The Cobden Club fa devoted to
free trade. et dines annually, and has a
small publication fund to supply tracts and
broadsides. This represents its motorial
existence. So far as providing money to
subsidise American newspapers is concerned,
we take it that its managers have about as
much as they oan do to taise the money for
their annual dinner. The Cobden Club al-
ways seemed to us to be a kind of withal
admiration society, composed of leg neatens
people, free of access to foreignerswhowauld
pay entrance fee. And this is probably the
reason why Garfield, who was an easy going
fellow, and his fellow -Republicans joined.
His Excuse.
There are often wise and true sermons in•
the utterances of children, and there is e
great truth for us all in the fallowing excuse
written by a little colored boy who had
been absent from sohooI for a day
"DEAR AMOTIONATELY TxAO$BR.—I'se
sorry 1 couldn't come to school on Friday,
but I couldn't 'cause it rain, and dat's de
way it go in dis world. If ee Lord shot de
door, no man can open de door. If de Lord
say, 'Open de door,' no man :can shut de
door. If de Lord say, 'It rain,' no man
oan stop it rain. But de Lord, Ie do all
things well. And you oughtn't to growl
about it."
Mrs. Wiggins (in edulously)-And do
you mean to say that although you've been
married a year your husband has never
once alluded to bis mother's cooking t
Mrs. Yonngwife—Never, Charlie's folks at..
ways lived at hotels, you know.