HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Advocate, 1888-1-12, Page 2AN IBISR MAID OF SARAGOSSA.
&lanes and Inciden. is in the Great Straggle.
:against Teandierdisu
BLINDED. 81C A CQWHIDING,
A College Graduate Publicly Whipped by
a. Girl Whom he Traduced,
A Seneca Falls, N. Y., despatch says :
For over a month the young people. of Lodi
have prepared for a grand Christmas cele-
1,01i11QlF • y011/I 1 UST'S DISCOVEI;YF$. bration an thepublio hall. Marvin Phillips,
a young school teacher in the place, a
recent Harvard ,graduate and the son of
Rev. W. P. Phillips, of Poughkeepsie. was
bait, roofs groppea-Up and fragments of B Chosen to conduct the exercises. On Bator -
broken furniture, I entered.omehonsewbieh day the young ladies of. Lodi, chose Nss
waa known as ".the Castle," fro?a the Jennie Baxter, a Bros neat society young
desperate defence it had made against the lady and daughter of the " oldest physician
/mewling enemy. To my surprise I found in the place, to assist at the exercises.
among its inmates a stout young woman, Phillips declined her assistance, an told
with a comely. good-humored faee.who was several people she did not have a correct
dressed in at, newgown of plain bile cloth. moral character, Miss Baster bear,. of
I inquired how ehe got it, and was told that his words; but kept silent. M the Christ -
she was the girl who had animated the alas tree exercises last night Phillips was
garrison in the defence of her fatbertis the sole ctwthietor. The hall was crowded
house, and when it was breached and taken and the scene was a merry one,
by assault had only succumbed after ar , Phillips arose near the close of the exer-
baud-to•haud, struggle with three crowbar cues to address the Sunday School child.
men. the had un<iergone a weet.h's fin- ' ren, when Iias i3aater, who sat quietly a
prisonment Sea poll, and on her liberation few feet away suddenly rushed forward
lead received a donation of isn and a silver g auci, drawing a rawhide whin from beneath
ruedal, which she produced with as mach her cloak, beat Phillips main-cif/ally about
pride as if it had been the victoria Gross, ' the head and shoulders. One of tine first
For, strange to say, these hardened (offend- blows was across his inose and eyes, sad he
ers ere net in the least penitent, and any
allusion to hot water invariably produces
bread gine. I asked slate/ girl if at was true
that she nsd thrown het water over the
bailiffs. Size repli el, "Shure. sir, I never
threw a dhrop of welter at a➢k ; it was the
Wiling teed.- The priest suggested that,
AS she was bond over to heap the peacefor
twelee menthe, it was a tithe charm for
amine sating fellow to marry her, as be
would ire eels) o: c, Tact life fair the first
aloe months. She blushed up to the roots
of bei heir and ateeseirnmed allay maul . , applied hnitnent to the cuts and lacers.
walking over the battlefield of Bodyk
the other day, and seeing its results: every-
where in the form of breaches newly re,,
stumbled forward blinded. Miss Baster
hit more severely then. Two men held her
back and her cousin, Miss Lulu Young,
snatched the whip .from her hand only to
beat Phillips the more. Phillips wee heel
away by Leis friends. There was great ex-
citement in theinail, Women and children
sereatued wad everybody steed tip. The
Christreaa tree Was nearly overterned in
the exeiternent. Phillips, who could no
see between the injury to his eyes, w
led mut to his roam. where a phrelelen
menial thoughts, But the blush cheesed tions uhaut hia face and neck' 4isse:s
into a smile that liglltested on tier whole 'Beeler and Young were surrounded by the
face whoa 1 suggested. that, as site wan a young women and left the hall in their
x.coen an',
redoubtable warrior, it would wily be a p y
prudent precaution for aaty young elan to
-e• Tins BEIttiltAR1HI" WEDDING.
tali There were, perhaps. Scuff a .orcin
pP
G.eai- gRria, with their new raoctints and t ,; - ..
,All I'.ari l'rescaat to SrQ the Divine �ar,a,x
medals, and what herea++sed n e ma the S. n :'riarry tris Princess.
utter imbecility of -,apposing diet the poem -
Utica of two-thirds of Ireland could be A. I aria cable seye : Mine. Bernhardt
converted or ceereed by each proceedings, coaaantaxntly, contrives to be the centre of a
Why, there is lordly a girl in lrelaud who sensation, and to -day the slender, graceful
is not envious of the fame of thole beraines lady. elegantly dressed, attractea more
of Bel h ke, and who would not be only tee attention in the Church of St. Honore than
glad to imitate their example. Only last a crowned head would have dose. no
merah 1 read the report of a ease in which oreaaioa was tiro tuarriage et her rasa
awo little boys and a re3p9a;uble Toning girl Mantles to Princees Jebloneweki. From
of 14 were tried before a resident snagts-
trat4n Mr the crime a intimidating.a man
when eworea that he was net a bit intimi
dated. The sagistreate, who seas evidently
a kindle trot, a'ig ested that ahae = "ould tau
discharged en giving eernrity not to repeat
eta early hoer crowds surrounded the
LATEST SCOTTISH HEWS,.
Professor Blaent° and "The Dell Ran
.Awa' i' the Exciseman "—Extra,
ordinary Doings in Greylock—Death o
4. Daughter of Dr, Chalmers.
Lord Shand, one of the Judges of the
Court of Sessions hale been seriously ill sat
his home in Edinburgh,
The Earl of Galloway, it is said, will
probably receive the lis T. vacant by Lord
Dalhousie's death:. Ile is married to Lord
Salisbury's sister:
Mr, $, E. Crum Ewing, late Lerch
Lieutenant of the county of Dumbarton,
has left personal estate a. mounting to up-
wards of X16,000,
The new railway station at Gilnn ter
street, Paisley, Renirewsliire, was opened
for traffic on the 5th instant. The cost is
estimated at Z100,1)00.
There died at 75 Leamington terraee,Edin-
burgh, on. ;he gnu Ilelen, aged 61 years,
youngest daughter of the late Rev. Thomas
Obviv+eal. Wen,anersWen,D,O.L. Three still sur
The directors of the Clydesdale Sank in
Scotland have appointed Mr- David Wilson
general manager of the bank.. Ir. Wilson
has been Assistant; manager for the last
seven years.
The =mutts in conneettion with last
year's International Exhibition at .l:diu.
burgh show that there remains en hand a
sue, -plus of .t;5,564 over the expenditure,
winch amounted to aae101.893-
t Punbar,liaddiugtoashire,the eautain
Lowestoft vessel has been seuteuced to
thirty days' imprisonment for hoietin; a
boy to the mi,:-zen =ahead 'and leaving
hire bang there for an hear.
Private Mulligan, of the Royal Scots
Fusiliers, who shot two of his comrades at
Rangoon reeently--one of them being a son
of the late Mr. daces Christie, Saltcoats--'
bas been sentenced to death.
A meeting of the subscribers to the
memorial proposed to ba erected to the
memory of the late John Elder, ofFairfield
shipyard, Glasgow. was held at Govan on
Liao Gtie inst., when it was agreed that the
rnenaorial should take the form of a statue
by Boehm to be placed in Elder Park,
A newly placed country inhalator entered
bothy where -a number of ploughmen
were busily engaged et dinner. which con.
sista. of brave, " What do you generally
Yate ler breakfast? he inquired. "Brace,
WAS the ready reply. " And for droner ?'
eat, andwhenMme.Bernhardtappeare d "' Biose. of rouree. "" Aad for supper r'
exe given e. grand °Nation, The small " 'Uwe." " dna do you never Lire of
h was fated to the doers, and had it brese VIto avow., hivaly, +lioverdieh,
n as largo as tie Place de In Caencerde. bear the nzan, exclaimed one of the
ploughmen. " Dees he think we tire o'
soar Meat a"
e slate would have been in.utrtcient, as
the ouenae, an a s te a%aid, what the stilled all Pane desired to be nrerrnt,
the atigwa of having hem cent tea jail, But The wedding cards were delicately en.
the little girl Ilea up. and eaid she would graved on ytaxeltntent, Onononet l.iglt-
git;e no protudes pot to ••boss" at an Beeer. nese Princess Leu;ee Jablonoweki inform
gency man, and would go to jail rather; her triende of the merriegeof her daughter
and IQ jail dhe neeateiugiy went xis nt row.
Ptbneess
Zerka Jab
lonowskt
with
M.inton criminal for afortnight. This inns- I3rthlydt,• and bells 'them to
Crates not only the strength of the papular assist at tine marriage ceremony in the
feeling, but ales another thing which bus Church of St. Honore d Etlatt on the 24tlt
greatly irnpresued me—the utter want of December. Tine reading Hi surmounted by
toucia
aud sympathy of the justices and a ducal coronet. On the other card are the
magistrates, whichmeets thorn blind toarms p of h it no, Soret; Bernhardt, the we11-
tbo moat obvinus tarts pingon before ' known mark of death crossed by a dagger eyes. Here was evidently a kindly and a festers bauble. the initials . S. lf,
man m the cent of justice and yet, he and the famous motto " (uand meme"
actually believed that being sent to prison and the same iltvitation. The cnselopo
in ouch a eattso would affix a stigma on the wa3 of the same bis•parebment, and it was
little girl for life, whereas it was perfectly 1 Aealed with Mine. Bernhardt a crest in red
obviouo to any outsider that thedangerwaa3 , eva"h
all the other way—that the girl'o heed i CUT IN TWO.
might be tureed by being placed on a
rreat I of fame b her admiring neigh. ` 1�itr, rtn+l Mr.i, Chafes Secures a Sever;,rce to
a. may recallan anecdote which eras Than Three Boors Time.
made a great impression on mo an illus. I Chicago despatch sa • :
tratin this want of sympathy between t says . When Detroit
governing classes anthpeople, which is boasted s of a divorce licecase add J. D. within and his wile Alice were made two within
one of the worst evils ha the administration l hours after tilingthe bill, societywas
of law in Ireland. I was talking to a real-
aghast at the haste of the ease; t
the army. and was a perfect gentleman and , case iu. Chicago, in whieh keen
rather popular than otherwise in his die. riniciter time was recorded, has been kept
iridis and I happened to let fall some ex. a secret for several menthe. Although the
ppression) which ndt implied that I took him . divorce was granted some time ago it was
for an Irishman. lie tired up at once, and. Hover given out, John C. Crass, who }sad
said, "Surely you don't take mei orIrish?" reaolied tho age of U„years, married a girl
I replied, ” Why, I thought ore were one
, of 14 two or three years ago, but the union
of an old Irish family." "No, sir.,, he ' was inharmonious, and in a few months
said "I am English. My ancestors came , Mr' Grass was after a divorce. He retained
over with Cromwell." Icould not help think. , ex'Jndge Barnum, who filed his bill one
ing bow Scotehmen would feel if their ;
morning. had a quiet hearing before Judge..
resident sheriffs were taken from a class Sheppard, at which the bride said she was
who, after their ancestors had lived in dust as anxious for a divorce as Mr. Grass'
s a
Scotland for more than two centuries, free,man. tbThe actual time at afternoon rtaken for . Grase rthe
thought it an insult to be taken: for Scotch.
To return to the Homeric combat at ming of the bill and getting the decree is
Bodyke, it would not be complete without said to have been between two and three
adding that our heroine was defending her
father's
father's hoose, built with bis own money, The prune in British Columbia,
and for which he paid more than its value The New Westminster
to the landlord m the form of excessive W m er British ell, nabiaf
rent beyond any fair valuation for twentyhas the following ; hit, L. Greyell, one of
years. The only difference I sec betweeChilliwhaok's most enterprising and
her and the "Maid of Saragossa" is that wealthy farmers, called at this office and
the one was fighting against a writ of avis- laid a package of prunes, grown by him,
tion served on her native cit bythe Since on our table. It is only a few days since
of Spain, Joseph`Buonaparte baked by a the Columbian called the attention of fruit-
French army, and the other in defence of growers in this Province to the fact that
her father's house against a writ backed by
British soldiers and policemen. If the
poor girl acted wrongly, I suppose it was
because she had been taught the command-
ment, "" Thou shalt not steal," as it reads
in the Bible, and not with the addition—
e except in the case of an Irish tenant
whose improvements a landlord may con-
:&state, and it is a sin to resist him"—
London Society,
dent ma istrate who had been an officer to divorce. u a
Goat Island Being Washed Away.
A Buffalo despatch says : In his anneal
report Superintendent Welch, of the Nia-
gara reservation at the Falls, says : " It
has been found by examining tke shores of
Goat Island that the river has worn it
away for a distance of 1,800 feet, and as
the island is composed largely of gravel
and quicksand a plan has been formed for
saving the rest of the island. This protec-
tion consists of cribs filled with stone, the
cost of which, exclusive of the stone, is
estimated at $3.15 per running foot. The
Three Sisters Islands are also found to be
gradually wearing away."
e �
An Irish ` paper mentions the general
dimensions of the unmentionables that were
smuggled to William O'Brien to show that
a suspected friend of O'Brien's couldn't
have been the man who wore them in, as
he couldn't possibly inhabit them.
Husband -My dear, do you think theta
am conceited about my personal appear -
ante ? Wife -Well, yes, John, a "little.
Most homely men are, yon know.
prunes could be successfully grown along
the coast, and now the .assertion has been
practically demonstrated. The prunes
grown by Mr. Greyell, are of the Russian
variety; they are large, well formed, dully
ripened and equal en flavor to any cooking
prunes on the market. The tree which
bore thaw is eight years old, and stands
the climate fully as well as the plum tree.
A frost which occurred in the earlier part
of the season damaged the plums on the
neighboring trees, but did not injure the
prunes in the least. Mr. Greyell is making
arrangements to plant five acres of prunes
next spring.
4
An Amateur French Scholar.
Two lads who were standing a few days
ago before a store window, in which the
sign " on parle Francaise" was dis-
played, were overheard trying to decipher
the legend. Finally the younger of the
boys, with an accent that would make
ordinary hotel menu French seem classic,
read•the'line over aloud and said, in a
superior conclusive way: " I tell you,
Billy,it's a kinder French skatin' parlor
they keep in there." Billy seemed entirely
satisfied.
Boys to1ookUpTo.
August Shields, of Hunt county, Texas,
is seven 'feet ten inches tall and is still
growing se we go to press. He comes from
a higb bred family, having six brothers,
two of whom are taller than. August. There
are about a mile of the boys, considered
The strained relational that have existed
between the Greenock School .Lear. and
flame of their teachers culminated en the
5th inmt, in a dioplay of popular feeling
against the majority of the Board, on the
Qoeus f re
tan a the fo ►nal opening of the new
0
It
F
Highlandero' d,cedclny. Mr. Wileon, the
head teacher, wito has been snpereedcd,
marehed to the school at the head of hie
scholars leaded by three highland piper)
and a bettle•drnmmer, ani (allowed by an
influence crowd (about 8,000) of the public.
An attempt 1 e til
to !seep orncosagonists fru
atheist thatheist buildinglwas frustrated,
and the crowd literally tools possession, thu
majority of the School hoard and the new
heed teacher they had appointed locking
thomeelvee into a side room, which was
further guardedby a body of police. Sub.
ce,iuently an indignation meettug was bell
in the playground, when reselutione were
C paused protesting against the action of the
1iiehool Board in wantonly disregarding the
popular wish in regard to the transference
of the teae1terae,
Some Banffshire folk having recently
objected to Burns' bong of "The Dell Ran
Awa' wi'the Exciseman," the matter was
brought under the notice of Profaner
Blackie, who tben wrote to a gentleman
there as follows: "I am sorry you should
have people in your neighborhood so desti-
tute of the Scotch virtue of humor as to
call Burns' comic song about the Excise.
man' blasphemous.' Snoh language tends
to make religion ridiculous and. Scotsmen.
contemptible. As for persons in fashion-
able society,' who despise their native
Scottish songs, and prefer to soak their
stomachs with the sentimental syllabubs of
the most recent London market, one can
only pity them, and pray for their conver-
sion to a better mind. It is a sad factthat
the upper classes, whom the crowd are
fond to imitate, are often the most de-
naturalized and denationized part of the
community; but men of sense should know
that the real value of Scottish national
song, acknowledged by all the greatest
poets and musicians of Europe, cannot be
permanently affected by the squeamish
conceits of a few provincial worshippers of
the gilded idol palled fashion."
The Latest Princess.
The Musical Herald furnishes a poem in
honor of the recently arrived member of a
royal family, the Princess of Battenberg.
The last stanza is especially pathetic and
realistic :
She bas a dimple on each cheek,
And one below the chin.
At balmy eve sbe goes to bed; •
The nurse then tucks her in.
Her little nose is some times pink,
Occasionally blue ;
And who shall paint her tootsicums ?
Oh, bless the baby now
A Hoary Old Time Server.
"Ma," said Bobby, after a thoughtful
silence, " do you know that 1 don't believe
Santa Claus is really as good as he is
cracked up to be?"
that 4'hy, 'Bobby, what makes you, think
" Because he gives his nicest presents to
little boys and girls that have rich pas."
The Retort Courteous.
Managing mamma to eligible bachelor—
" Your parlors are beautiful, Mr. Balsaam,.
but your domestic melange, your—your—
my
ouryour-my dear, sir, who darns your stockings ?"
Old bachelor (emphatically)---." I do."
Boston Globe.
The Association of Grand Works of
Panama has made a contract with a busi-
ness house of Haiphong for the supply of
1,200 coolies, who will be .put to work on
the Panama Canal. They are to receive
$20 a month and freeboard and lodging.,
Judge to pickpocket -Who are your
from a linear point of view.—Fargo Argus- accomplices "tour Honor, you would,
Leader. not have me divulge a professional secret!'
THE M.2 NOR MISERY QF' LORDO.
Some of the. Hundreds who Spend Thei
Rights in London's Streets.
When they told me at the railway ata
tion the last train to the suburb where I
lived had gone, I determined, mindful o
the pleasures of night wandering in Paris
to seek shelter in no hotel, but to see Subs
sights the streets of the sleeping city might
afford. It lay in the gutter at that narrow
street there, where any passing cab or yon-
der fruit -laden dray might, without blame
to the driver, have crushed iss life out. I
was as little child, so light in ray hand a. s
picked it up that for a moment I woedere
whether indeed it was a living thing. Had
it learned at so early an age to suffer An
be sou? It seemed so, for it Made no cry.
Not an abandoned babe, moreover ; for
there, coiled up asleep in a doorway, lay it
mother. The child had dropped from he
relaxing arms and bad rolled into the ken-
nel. In the Strand now, vacant of all
traffic, save of the walking lepers of the
street, insolent grown since a ,piqued pollee
curtails not their so repulsive ,aggressions,
" Our new instructions bid ns leave them
alone," said a constable to me " and very
glad we are to be relieved of the trouble of
chivying them about." There is thus dan-
ger in applying the rebukeef I"calleerasd-
that he to wheat you forbid aver -mai will
Auk into inaction.
In every doorway of the, side streets of
tine thoroughfare stogie misery has taken
refuge. fiery in company is here in
Trafalgar equate. . curious sight. indeed,
the " finest sight," as 1 then saw it. Is
was t ll dark, with a eouchant mob of home-
'cagnbonds tiling their teat oil the
tie. Not all inrogs there, smelt black-
ed rnieery was here. Such was he who
Ely tells me he was a city clerk, and
, to judge from hie tongue and manner,
indeed leave once done clerkly wotk.
pilon is a Deify Tel'graeh. This paper
ing words a curious sandy. tilos
oav c e their resting e vie h f rnstur to x tea place,
and as I walls round 1 take notice %tha
paptran aro moat in nee. The /Seim piilawe
moat at those who are in rage. Black
coated misery Mime its bed-Attingo from
the Couaervative prees. Oue is a, starving
and homeless outeaet, but one respects the
institutions. of :MOS country. Four hwl.
4 red Bleepers, than and wetuen premieeu.
ously side by side, I Count in the eebadowe
of the ducat hotels iia the world. High up
on his column made over all' cue who
%ttie%.on Th t 4W Mea .and.' a_'tpeacat
and their children ehotild thus be
tlunageat the pavement . tarviug;al.'andozed,
in the very heart and centro at the luxury
of the world -who has failed in his duty
Far off gleams the light high up that *elle
us that the peopled England are even maw
being cared for. Her Ma.eaty'a Commons
are at work, and provision is being made
for the commonwealth. It is a sorry bee -
con, teeu from a eorry sea.
Sack to CoventGarden, whore no rxnisery
is tobe sen sleepers a No ee cru a at
here. b men
P
standing shivering under arehee.oa mother
yonder wunching cone garbage picked
from the ranee of the street. Hunger in
the centre of the plethora of Loudon 1 But
one lives by contrast, and :moiety loves the
antithesis. " A penny, sir, for a cup of
coffee. It's terribly cold." How often do
I hear those words aa 1 pass a now open
coffee house, tilled with prosperous market.
nten. " Can one get early anywhere here?"
•• No, sir -coffee, cocoa and ginger beer. $
" Aro there no soup kitchens open now ?
"They don't have none, save m winter."
It is true one ie hungry in the winter
only ; the other nine menthe one is
not. or should not be. In Paris one can
always and at any hour buy for a penny a
good bowl of soup, nourishing and corn -
forting. Often at the Mlles, wbere chiefly
the soup merchants ply their trades, have
I thus breakfasted. it is infinitely better
than coffee, tea or cocoa, and it is e, matter
of wonder that the minor industries of
London do not number soup stalls. in
Paris these pay very well, and are greatly
appreciated by the customers for whom
they cater.
As the day dawns I am baekin Trafalgar
square, where the silent reveille of a cold
wind has waked the sleopere. Some aro
sitting staring at the world ; others aro
occupied over their sad toilets ; a woman
there with aneedleand thread; and a man
here with a tooth brush and the water of
the fountain—it is my ex -city clerk. To
what another day are these arising ? As I
stand on Westminster bridge the thought
of that line comes to me which speaks of
the lying still of all this mighty heart. Lie
still, the warmly bedded and the well fed.
As for the others ? Well, for them
Still there allege
The old question: Will not God do right ?
-.Pall Mali Gazette.
N, TBE .COMMOl"l ]HEADACHE.
r What Causes Them and the only Way to
Prevent Their Recurrence,,
Probably one of the ,most common head-
aches, if not the most common, is that
f called nervous, The class of peoplewbe are
, most subject to it are .certainly net you*
t outdoor workers. If ever my old friend
and gardener had hada headache, it would
have been one of this description. Nor does
Darby, the ploughman, nor Jarvey, the
'busman, nor Greatfoot, the granger, suffer
Iv from nervous headache, nor any one else
I who leads an outdoor life, or who takes
d plenty of exercise in the openair, But poor
Mattie, who : slaves away her days in n
Ana
stuffy draper's shop, and Jeannie in her
lonesome attio, bending over her white
seam ---stitch, stitch, stitch—till far into
s the eight, and thousands of others of tho.
r indoor woriting class, are martyrs to this
form of headache, Are they alone in their
misery ? No; for my Lady I3onhowme,
wbo comes to have her bail dress fitted on,
has often a fellow -feeling with Jeannie and
Nettie. Her, however,we cannot afford to,
pity so much, because she has the power to
change her modus nirsndi whenever she
cheo=es.
What are the symptoms of this com-
plaint
that makes your heed acheso? You
will almost know itis coming from a dell,
perhaals sleepy feeling. You have no heart,
and little bele, and you are restless at.
night, Still more restless, though, when iti
comes on in full force, and then for nights)
perlee s, however reticle you may wish to,
scarcely man you seep at all.
llow my peer heed dote eche 1'' Thin
you will say often enough ; sadly to your„
self. and hopelessly to these near you, from
whom you expect no eympathy and ret
none. And.yea the pain is bad to bear,
although it as generally confined toothy one
part of the head.
The worst of tine form of headache ilea
the fact that it is periodic, Well, as it
lees front ugnataral habitaof lila or pcon•
rities of constitution, this periodicity ie
than we might expect.
vorworlt indoore.
t?verstudy.
Neglect of the ordinary rules that cora.
Baca to health.
Want of fresh sir in bedrooms.
'Went of abundant akin•eaciting eterciee.
+7eglect cal the barb.
Over.indulgeenee in. food. espeeielly of
tntimulating character.
1'aealssxeaa ar debility of burly. however
pareduced. Tide cats only be remedied by
proper tnutriateut,
iervousuees, however induced.
Theexeitetuent ineeeparnblclfrom tashion-
table life.
Eeteitisag peesion,� auger and jealnuey
partic►alar,=••Cesset s 31I urir,x,
Sisterhood Too Close.
She—I cannot marry you, George, but I
will always be a sister to you.
He Always?
She—Yes; always..
He—Yon are very kind, but I'm afraid it
wouldn't do. The man you marry might
object to it and make things disagreeable
for both of us. I know I wouldn't like to
have my wife playing the role of sister to
an old bean of hers. Indeed I should decid.
wily object to her having any brothers of
that kind. You can be a :sort of second
cousin to the or something like that, but a
sister is out of the question; it is too risky,
altogether too risky. Boston Courier.
Rewarded.
" Why, how is this, Mr. Beat ? I hear
you've got the nerve to go around telling
people that you're doing a better business
that you ever did before ; and yet youknow
you haven't paid me a cent of rent in the
past six months."
Well, I think that's doing pretty well.
You're the first man I've struck who'd let
me get into him more than three weeks.
That's the reason I'm making such a long
stay with you."—Puck.
A Youthful Financier.
Mother (to Bobby, who is slightly ander
the weather) -Papa will be sorry to hear
that his little boy is sick, Bobby.
Bobby—Do you think he will give xne
anything,, ma—a penny, perhaps'?
Mother =I shouldn't be surprised.
Bobby -Then I hope 1 won't get well un-
til he comes home.
—Wonder if a balloon' would be more
effective if it were made of fly -paper ?
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In xrli,tt77ftrc, littsxonet"a Ial
scan
a and View
s.
The eleventh
baronet of the house of
Esrnonde (who epokein Hamilton the other
day) is a great pedestrian, and when at
home walks eight Trish miles daily for hie
all. He and Mr, O'Connor while in But
falx refused utterly to have anything to do
with t hackme
n.►r
!a Thom.
aue
r regent
Dublin county, and formerly .reeel�ed. as
high. as 450,000 its rents. This year they
have been so Put that he deco not expect
his income to exceed half that amount. Ile
supportae his two younger brothers, both of
whom are now in school. and gots along
nicely with his people, taking such =auntie
of rent as he can get, without turning the
6otvs. He and Parcell are the only heavy
landowners of the Irish party, and it was.
ettnsidcme' a great victory when Sir Thome
chose his stated with the people. Ile say e
he believes that men should stand and fall
with the people among whom they live at
any sacrifice. If he had lived in the south
he thinks he should have been a rebel in
and. if ill the north he would have
taken his musket in the ranks with the
boys in blue, His mother was the great
granddaughter of Thomas Grattan, the
tribune of the College Green Parliament.
Ile says that the Irish party demands the
return of the same Parliament, wrested
from the people by force and bribery, and
that if there are any improvements to be.
made they can be considered afterwards.m-
Z;utralo Courier.
The Boy and the Big Bridge.
As I was ascending the bridge steps to
take a train for New. York the other after-
noon, I noticed just ahead of me a woman
leading a little boy by the hand. The boy,
who appeared to be about 4 years old, was
trying to hold back and crying bitterly.
"I don't want to go on the bridge," he
yelled, while he tugged away to get back to
the street. It was with great difficulty that
the woman got him on the train. When
she sat down he climbed into her lap, and
throwing his arms around her neck,moaned
and cried most piteously. " I don't want
to go on the bridge," he kept repeating all
the way over. I asked the mother why the
boy was afraid to go on the bridge, and she
replied that there was only one way to
account for it. "The boy," she said, " was
born a few months after the great accident
on the bridge just after the opening, in 1883.
My husband was killed in the crush that
day. I was with him but by some miracle
I escaped. Very early in life my son
evinced great fear of the bridge, andalways.
pried when grossing it. I generally use the
ferry, as I hate to make a scene, but I am
in a hurry today and so came over this
way. I hope he will recover from this fear
as he grows older, but I am beginning to
think otherwise. He has no idea how his
father died, and no one has ever spoken of
the bridge accident in his hearing."—
' Rambler" in Brooklyn.Eagle.
Might Have Done Better.
" No, sir," said a . pompous little mer-
chant, " I can't be trifled with. I know
the world ; :I've been through it."
e Yes, I suppose so," said the travelling
man to whom these remarks were
addressed.
I'm a self-made man ; entirely self-
made.• What do you think of that, sir ?"
" It strikes me that you might have done
a good deal better to let out the contract.'
Timely Warning..
Persons intending to make' New Year's
calls will register their names at the
Bureau of Police. This is to secure proper
attention iet case of accident or intoxica-
tion. Philadelphia Times.