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Preserve all you can with
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for the sake of economical
andwholesome desserts next
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10 and 20 -lb Bags
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SELECTING A DAIRY COW.
About. the safest way to select a
dairy cow is to see her milked. We
know then what she is capable of giv-
ing. One can also tell pretty correctly
by outward appearance, but this calls
for more or less experience. The big-
gest risk is to take the owner's word.
lie has her for sale, and don't want
to lose a customer -and -well, you
know what human nature is!
When the aforesaid owner conies to
realize that his ll -quart pail had a
flaring top, and a margin of two
two inches more, he finds his pail
three quarts less than "full."
At night the cow gives several
quarts less than in the morning.
If the milk is accurately weighed
night and morning for a week or two,
the owner may find that she gives an
average of four gallons a day when
fresh. At the end of two months she
is apt to drop to three gallons per
day, in six months to one gallon, and
in nine months she is dry. In the
year it may be found that she has giv-
en 6,000 pounds of 3 per cent. milk, or
an average of less than two gallons
per day.
It is possible to come close to the
cow's capacity by judging from ap-
pearances, As a rule, the weclge-
shape, the prominent and tortuous
milk veins, the deep chest and expen-
sive barrel, the well -sprung ribs, the
large and prominent CyeS, the loose,
smooth skin and fine hair, the angu-
larity and mildness of disposition, all
show strong possibilities of capacity
for converting feed into milk with
economy. 'Unless a cow has a large,
well-balanced alder, no one would ex-
pect her to be a good milker.
There is just as much right in 'fol-
lowing facts as given above to select
the desirable milch cow, as there is
to look for blockiness in the animal
upon which to base good beef quality.
An expert can usually' pick out the
best cows in a herd by following the
dairy form.
But even the expert can judge only
in a, superficial way. It is impossible
for him to tell positively what a cow
will do. Two e0Ws with equal good
"points" will not yield the same.
Form does not indicate whether the
cow is a persistent milker or not. A
cow giving an average of two ,gallons
of milk a day for 65 days, will out-
class one giving three gallons a cloy
Lor eight months.
The only trustworthy standard of
measure is weight; bulk measures are
uncertain. A gallon of ordinary milk
weighs 8.6 pounds. The Babcock test
tells the butter -fat content, and a six-
inch test tube reveals the depth and
*color or the cream. In this way it is
possible to calculate with reasonable
accuracy what a cow will probably ac-
complish, and the prospective buyer
;will be in a position to know if the
price asked for the animal is exorbi-
tant or not.
The large yielders are the most eco-
nomical, for, while feed cost increases
with the yield, it does not do so In
propo.tion to the value of the milk.
The best and safest method is to
raise the heifers on tile dairy farm. A
cow does far better when she remains
for life on the farm where she was
berd and born.
It is not a good plan to buy old
cows. Dairymen do not sell their cows
at a reasonable price if they are pro-
fitable.
FARM NEWS AND VIEW."..
Sheep raising is apt to be given
nacre attention ,than •1,enow receives
because it spins that fanners are Pc.
aulmals, Wool ebuthilbell CO 10114 fair
ericee, and inUtton Will iilereaile in
Weiland "as people learn to uee More
of it.
Sheep aro able to coastline coneld-
°ruble roughage, tillCit as clover, straw,
hay and silage. Jeer this roam they
are able to vonvert coarse farm pro-
decte into mutton and wool. With
pasture und rougliaga, not much grain
F e required to fatten the aniMale.
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The droppinge of itheep are known
to be very rich in fertility constita-
ente„ consequently the manure, froln
a small fleck of sheep is worth =tee-
thing to the farm. Thisis of far more
henefitlhan i generally believed.
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As an aid to rapid growth and early
development, Pigs should eat while
they are with their mothers. If the
Sows are fed brain, slops, elehomed
milk, shorts, tankage, bran, etc„ the
pigs will soon learn to eat. They will
begin to taste the feed ahaost before
you realize that they are old enough
to eat. They will seon eat eaough
to help their nutrition, and it will
then be an easy matter to wean them.
The temptation is strong to push
thehorses too har.1 when weather is
right to do farm work after weeks of
wet weather, when everything went
behind. It isn't a wise thin; to do,
because valuable animals Are aut to
be eunstruck and perhaps lost. And
the loss of a good horse or two makes
serious inroads on the seaaon'e pro-
fits -perhaps wipee out the profits
altogether.
H a horse is overeome by the heat
get the animal in to the shade imme-
diately. Dash cold water over it, par-
ticulagly over its head, until the ani-
mal's temperature is about aormal.
Give some stimulant, like whiskey,
well diluted with water. Prompt
action may save the animal, but, as
with most oilier things, prevention
ie a whole lot better than cure.
During July and August bot flies
lay their eggs chiefly on the long
hairs on the horse's legs. These eggs
get into the horse's mouth, hatch ond
the tasects attach themselves to the
walls of the stomach. It is good prac-
tice to clip off these leg hairs at In-
tereals during late summer,
• Two-thirds of the feeding value of
the alfalfa plant is in the leaves. 11:
the leaves are last in curing only one-
third of the feeding value deviates.
Tbis makes it important that alfalfa
bay be cured so as to save the leaves,
Thie means that the alfalfa must be
raked into windrows before the leaves
dry or they will fall eft The alfalfa
should be raked into windrows an hour
or two after being cut. This not only
saves the leaves, bat also keeps its
green and more of the flavor is re-
tained.
The size of the silo should be deter-
mined not by present requirements,
but by future needs. Better build it
50 per cent. bigger than is now needed.
Once you get using silage you will
erobably get more Of it. Are you
building a silo this year? There is
nothing that will enable a man to save
Itis feed so that his cattle will utilize
everything there is in it like a good
silo.
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"Dost 7hou Love
Pictures"?
--Taming of the Shrew
In addition to our large stock of
ft.uitque Furniture, China and
Glassware, we have a very choice
collection of paintings of more
than ordinary merit, which we are
aiways pleased to show to lovers
of art. When in Hamilton you will
enjoy spending some of your time
looking over our collection of
Bric-a-Brac, Paintings and Antique
Furnitu re.
Robert Junor
62 King St. East, liamilton,-Ont.
The House for Gifts.
MY LOVELY MAY.
composed in a compliment to a young
lady friend.
My dear May -my lovely May,
My modest, gent/e-hearted May,
In my thoughts 3..ott ever dwell,
I dream or you all night and clay,
The beauty of the blushing rose
May charm my fancy, tally and free,
But. eh: the sweetest flower that blows
SCE 1118 not so fair as you to me.
My dear May, my lovely May,
You have a sweet and winning way,
A.nci you possess a charm unknown
To other maidens fair and gay,
You're free from worldly wanton wiles
And pure as winter's driven snow,
Your sparkling eyes, and sunny smiles
Shed o'er my path a rosy glow.
My dear May, my lovely May,
You are the sweetest maid I've known,
And since we met, my pretty pet,
I sighed for you, and you alone;
You are the empress of my heart,
My love for you will nc'er decay,
Till from this life, I will depart,
My sweet and gentle, lovely May.
-3. C. MacCallum, 77 Jackson street
west, Hamilton. ;
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"I hope • your Constituents appre'ciate
the value of your patriotic services,"
said the prominent citizen. "I don't
'know that I care to Make it'anquestion
of actual value," replied Senator Sorg-
hum. "The market for patriotic Ser-
vices is terribly fluctuating." -Wash
!ginning to rloalizo•tholr eVOrth e a it ..,
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Tife TIME
HAS COME
when people cannot afford to accept
anytliing but the very best for thetr
money, Zam-Bult has been proved
by thousands to be the best Oink
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merit „obtainable for skin ailments
and injuries, bec.ause it cures when
other treatments fail, and because
its cures are permanent. You take
no chances when you buy Zam-Buk.
Only the really good things are
imitated! Proof of Zain-lluk's en-
Periority is provided by the great
number of imitations and substi-
tutes which have been put on the
market. Don't be deceived, how-
ever, by anything represented as
" just as good." There is nothing
"Just as good" as Zarn-Buk. All
druggists, 50c. box, 3 for $1.25, or
direct from Zam-Duk Co., Toronto.
Send lc. stamp for postage on free
trial box.
HOW THEY MADE SOME
GOOD FIRES.
The Fire Marshal of 'Wisconsin
has issued a bulletin which he
terms a "Comedy of Errors."
He looked for a gas leak with a
mathh, and found it.
:: lighted a match to. see if his
gasoline tank was empty. It was
no
He smoked while filling his auto
tank, but will do GO no more.
He smoked in the hay mow, but
will not do so again.
He smoked in bed, 00 did the be
clothes.
He threw the matches into the
nwoval.
ete, paper .baskr
et. Ile is wise
He threw a cigarette 'stub into
some rubbish.
He used a wooden box filled with
sawdust ror a cuspidor.
He saved his oily waste and oily
rags and they burned his shop.
He washed his hands in gasoline
near the stove. The doctor washes
them now.
He allowed dangerous conditions
to remain because "he never had a
fire." He does not longer boast of
that record.
Ile did not worry about fire as he
had "plenty of insurance," and for-
got the safety of hie wife and chil-
dren upstairs.
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He ueed a torch to thaw out frozen
water ter pipes, and set the cm
e house
fir
He stuffed up the chimney hake
with paper and rage.
She cleaned her gloves- with gaso-
llainr.
esand saved fifteen cents but paid
the doctor and druggist fifteen dol -
She poured. kercsene into the, lam])
while the wick was burning.
She put gasoline into the wash
boiler on the etove to make washing
easier.
She dried clothes too near the stove.
She used the wrong oil can.
She used gasoline to exterminate
bedbugs, They are all cremated.
She burned sulphur all over the
house to fumigate,
She used the woodbox back of the
range as a waste paper receptacle.
She gave matches to her children
to go out to burn leaves in the yard.
The cotton dresses burned easier
than the leaves.
She looked for a dress in the
clothee closet with a candle.
She was "coming right back," so
left the electric current On in her
Iron.
She swung the gas brack too
close to the curtains.
She fixed up a fine tissue paper
shade for the lamp.
'She filled the tank of her gasoline
stove while one burner was on.
The 'comedies have turned to tra-
gedies; many of the licence of action
are in ashes and too many of the act-
ors are maimed or asleep; others will
follow, no dou,bt, as they are prone to
ignore the advice and experience of
othere instead of profiting by the er-
rors and sufferings.
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SUFFER NO LONGER
- FROM CONSTIPATION!
You can immediately relieve and
Permanently curs yourself with Dr.
Hamilton's Pills. One thousand dol-
lars will be paid for any case that
isn't corrected within three days. Dr.
Hamilton's Pills contain no injurious
drugs; they are composed entirely of
soothing vegetable extracts that
strengthen the amen and bowels at
once. It is absolutely impossible for
Dr. Hamilton's Pills to fail curing
biliousness, sour stomach, indigestion,
headache or constipation. Even one
box hae brought vigor and renewed
health to chronic sufferers, so you
owe it to yourself to try Dr. Hamil
ton's Pills atonce; 26e per box at all
dealers.
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PerSeverance.
A swallow in the spring
Came to our granary, and 'neath the
eves
Essayed to make a nest and there
did bring
Vet earth and, straw Mid leaves.
'osirz OB1
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LOU.% Philippe WO'S Wanting!
When the Oruis Came,
Baroness I3onde wrote in her diary
the following account of the abdica-
tion of Louie Philippe of France on
the day of that remarkable oceur-
rence;
"An aide-de-camp of the Minister of
War who was in the King's. Cabinet
When lie abdicated sieve me a detailed
account of this moot signal piece of
cowardice, lIe had reYiewed the
troops in the Carrousel on. horseback,
highly rouged, when a cry was raised.
'Void des faubourgs!' No one had
any orders; no one gave auy. The mob
rushed forward, shouting, 'Vivo le
garde nationale--vivent les troupes:*
and shook bands with the outposts.
"The King retreated precipitp.telY
with his sons and a sub -lieutenant of
the national guard rushed into the
Palace asking to see him. He was ad-,
mitted, ane in -the greatest agitation
saicl:
'Your majesty must abdicate.
" 'Very well,' says the King. 'In fa-
vor of my grandson.'
'No, unconditionally,' says the
young and self -elected mouthpiece of
public opinion,
"Would you believe it? Of all who
were congregated around the royal
person, Pisccatory algae said: 'Go
down and head your troops. Fight for
your crown and your dynasty.' He
was overruled, and they all marched
out of the palace except the Duchess°
d'Orleaus, her children and the Due de
Nemours."
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and receive highest cash prices. We send
money the someday the furs axe received.
Charge no oornmissions—and pay all charges.
We have paid out millions of dollars to thou.
sands of trappers In Canada ,(ho send their
!drat() us because they know they at a aeaare
deal, and reactive more money for thole fare.
You will also, We buy more furs from trappers
far cash than any other five Arms In Canada.
FREEHallam's Trapper Guido Mirages)
Hallam's Sportsmen's Catalogue
Hallam, Raw Yur Quota.tlons
Hallam's Yur Style Book (82 Pagea)
Sent free on request . Address as follows:
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Day after day she toiled
With patient axt,„put ere her work
' was crowned
Some sad mishap the tiny fabric.
spoiled
And dashed it to the grmind.
She found in ruin wrought
But, not cast down, forth from .the
place she flew,
And with her mate fresh earth and
k
grasses brought
And built her nest anew,
13'd scarcely had she piacgd
The last soft feather on 4t# "atnple
More
W.lien Wielted hand, or .ehanag,.,,again
' laid waste
And wrought the ruin, 00;8, • •.
" 'still her heart she Itept''''
And' toiled again -and last gnight,'
. ,hearing calls, 'it V. •
,T looked -and lol three swallow&
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slept
Within the earth -made 'walla.
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Malt hope ,been smitteii in its early
dawn?
Have Clouds o'ercast thy purpose,
trust or plan?
.11aVe faith, and Struggle on!
—rt. S. 5, Andros in Philadelphia
inquirer. 45,1,„
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The cheeriest place io. England is
the Queen Mary Convalescent Hospi-
tal at Roehampton, eays a writer in
the London Daily Mail, where limb-
less soldiers and sailors are being fit-
ted with artificial arms and legs,
hande and feet. I expected to find
there a depressing specticle of help-
less men, dejected and despondent.
To my surprise I was met with a
bright and busy scene, everyone ac-
tive, happy, hopeful; and happiest and
most hopeful of all were the limbless
heroes themselves, Goma of them rad-
iant with delight at being able to get
about once more.
"Look at that man," said my guide,
pointing to a soldier who was briskly
walking ap and down between a
length of parallel bars. "How long
do you think he has been an artifical
legs?" "A month," I hazarded. "Five
minutes," said the hospital official.
Exercising between the parallel bars,
the patient learns balance and the
control of his new legs; next he
moveabout with the hell) of two
sticks; then, discarding these aids, he
walks with nearly all the ease and
confidence of people on their natural
legs. Here are men at every stage of
this progress from helplessnese to
activity, some beginning, some ready
to leave the institution.
WALKING IN A WEEK.
"Show us how you can march."
said my guide to a fine young fellow
Who looked anything but a wounded
and crippled soldier. Down the room
he strides at a rattling pace, turns
Quickly and easily, comes back, and
stands at ease, Both legs are artifi-
cial; he has been on them only a
week or ten days, but he walks so
well and looks so healthy that it will
not be surprising if, when he goes
out into the world ,someone asks him
why he is not at the war.
Perhaps to the eye of an expert
surgeon there may have appeared a
little stiffness and awkwardness, but
What surprisecl me was the length
and freedom of the mended soldier's
stride. "It comes easier to take a
long step," he explained. and the
matron added that in a little time he
would walk still better. It takes
about nine months to become reallY
comfortable in artificial limbs.
A soldier standing beside me
Seemed so well and sound that
wondered why he was not at the
front. It turned out that he had been
badly wounded, and had lost a leg, but
Was now so active on his artificial
limb that Ile had become an orderly
at Roehampton House.
But the most marvellous case is
that of a man who had a leg com-
pletely removed from the body. No
stump being left, it wonld, up to
quite reeently, have been impracilL
cable to fit an artificial limb. Bat
in We case, and Another of the same
kind, an ingenious limb -maker
moulded a mass of leather to tale
lower part, of the body, add .formed
an artificial stump to take the arti-
ficial leg. The patient, who would
formerly have '1)66' clOoffred to life -
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long helpleesneee, now walks with
the best of his comrades; without
the least apparent •difficulty he' sat
on a chair and stood up again with
the alertnees of a man on his natural
lege.
A dozen men marched round the
room, and with the most critical in-
spection I could not tell which was
the artificial leg, or whether both
wore artificial,
FALSE ARMS FOR WORK.
Even more wonderful than the legs
are the artificial arms, for whereas
the leg movement is automatie and
comparatively simple, the movements
of an arm are voluntary and com-
plex, Very great linprovements have
been made in arms and hands at the
workshops in Roehampton House,
and men supplied with them are here
to be seen hammering, filing, sawing
and doing a great variety of work. Of
course,the efficiency of a hand or arm
depends very much on the amount of
the natural limb that has been lost,
but every arm is more or less useful,
and a great advance on the old. iron
hook, with which soldiers in former
wars had to be satisfied,
I have not space for describing
their structure, but the chief point
Is that the arm can be bent at the
elbow by the action of the shoulder
muscles, and it eau be locked at any
desired angle by ingenious mechan-
ism, so that a worker may use it for
hours without suffering fatigue of the
shoulder muscles. A gloved hand. is
screwed Into the lower end, and as
the hand is pointed it can be bent so
as to pick up objects and hold them.
Thus a man may carry a stick or an
clamp for holding a cricket bat, a
screwed into the arm, and also a
umbrella, or hold a book, etc.
A great variety of instruments are
to be seen, any of which can be
screwed up into the arm, and also a
clamp for holding a cricket bat, a
billiard cue, a hammer, axe, chop-
per, etc. Knives and forks can be
quite expertly used, and there, is one
man at the hospital who can write
a very legible hand. An artificially
armed officer, by the way, is the best
billiards player in the neighboring
building, Dover House, where officers
undergo the same repairs as the men
at Roehampton House.
THE UPHILL BICYCLIST.
The mended soldiers and sailors do
not remain hero longer than is neces-
sary to become usefully expert in the
use of their limbs. The average stay
is about three or four weeks. In
that period the limb is specially con-
structed for each particular case, fit-
ted on, altered if necessary under the
supervision of a surgeon, and. the
man learns to become familiar with
its use.
Owing to their short stay the sol-
diers do not reach that stage where
they can ride bicycles, run and jump.
But that they may one day be equal
to these feats was shown by "demon-
strators" at the hospital workshops,
men who had lost limbs themselves
and are wearing artificial ones.
One of these did a sprint of fifty
yards in a way that would 'do credit
to an athlete. Another rode a bicycle
with all. the skill of a rider sound in
limb. He says he can beat all comers
going uo a hill and it was curious
to see him alight on the artificial leg.
"No danger of hurting my toes," he
said. A man with an artificial arm
which he has worn for some years
removed a match and -lighted a cig-
arette, picked up a stone and threw
It with. precision , and shook hande
all round in the most natural way.
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When the fairy winds went dancing
e'er the valley and the hill -
Oh, if ever you have beer. there 'tis
your heart, like mine, would fill,
Thinking of the long, white, silent
roads of Ireland.
Aare fhe green fields march on with,
you, and the low stone walls all
day,
Where the roving donkey nibbles and
the goslings always stray,
And the red dog from the village
Pauses with a watchful eye,
His heart is troubled sorely and he
surely wonders why
You're aloue upon the long, white
made of Ireland.
Still 'tie lonesome and a weary way
that brings the farthest turn,
And for the journey's end mayhap 1
yet may sadly yearn,
But something now keeps calling me
and whispiring in my heart
That there's pleasure there awaiting
me and so I'll gladly start
For the long, white, dusty roads ea
Ireland.
-Patrick McHugh in Seattle Post
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The L'ong loads IrelanT
'pn. the lenig' vihite foids "Of Ireland 1
" `wish rwere'to-daY, •
Wrth the' mid-May sun ab'ove
shed a piereingo
• althogh in all the 4landsea0
Ahem was 'net afsingte tide
• 'hedge °I. chimp or briers' fb
„throw a, shadow Oder Mel
pm"wishink for the' lorig,, white* roadS
of Irelaild."
I'm riiiifffiCulifelf 'JAW": l'eaitY
this lapd o'et the,sea,
Ole AIV,13t. hOSia. PM' )41 ,i
And8i11,
e lave rre'ef techitrfiftdeint,
But to -day nty heart is aching for the,
, things so long gene by, '
The mountains and the Meadows, bit
8.• Ao. • 140t4t4C4f alt .1 'ghee 4s
For the long, white, winding reads of
••-
youitre never ttesn th.tklitay ii
elitalying ull7With the soft clouds' banners stream'
' the deeptimo sky,
Ing, tts they styl,y nated by. ,
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As age advances
e blood gets
hin, the nerves
xlmusted a. and
vitality runs low.
By building up
re nerve force of
ody and mInd
Dr. Chade's Nerve
Food is an un -
°untied blessing
to people of ad-
vanced years,
Go cents a box, all
eaters.
A TRUE LADY.
A Kindly Frenchwoman's
Courtesy to a German Frau.
KNEW HER HUBBY.
(Boeton Transcript)
First Woman -I trot a letter from you
Yesterday and it was dated a whole week
ahead, Second Woman -Dia you reallYT
My husband muet nave posted it the
very day I gave It to him.
IF SUBJECT TO COLDS
HERE IS GOOD ADVICE
Don't load your stonaach with cough
syrups. Send healing mediation
through the nostrils -send it into the
Passaaes that are subject to colds and
catarrh, Easy to do this with. Catarrh -
ozone, which cures a cold in ten min-
utes. Even to the lungs goes the
healing vapor of Catarrhozone-all
through the bronchial tubes, nostrils
and air passages -everywhere a, trace
of disease remains with. Catarrhozone
follow. You'll not have colds, nor will
you ,niffer from sniffles, bronchitis, or
throat trouble of Catarrhozone it -used.
Get it to -day, but beware of danger-
ous substitutes meant to deceive you
for genuine Catarrhozone, large size,
.two months' treatment, costa you $1;
small size50e; sample size 25c.
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BITS OF WIT.
"Do you expect a landslide next
fall?" "No," replied Senator Sorghum.
"Out our way I'm afraid the only
movement in political real estate will
P0 e. little mud slinging."1-Washing-
tnop Star.y7 sometimes envy the idl!
roi ch, ?,nt
o
,N
"Don't
replied Farmer Corntos-
sel. "I know men that haven't a dollar
who can be Just as idle a sanybody."
-Washington Star.
To shrink cotton before making up,
fold it and place in a tub; pour over
cold water to cover and allow it to
stand half an hour; then turn off wa-
ter and cover with boiling water, al-
lowing goods to remain till water is
cold. Hang on the line in the open,
-without wringing. Press before quite
dry.
Husband -I wonder why all the
misers we read about are old bache-
lors? Wife -Oh, married misers are
so coinnion they ate not worth men-
tioning-Indiana,polis Star.
"How often you hear men say: `If I
had $1,000,000 I would be satisfied.' "
"Yes; and it's surprising the amount
of mental concentration fellows of
thatsort can bring to bear on borrow-
ing a quarter," -Birmingham Age -
Herald.
In order to make both ends meet,
there are times when it seems almost
necessary for a man to be a contor-
tionist.
In the hour of need we may turn to
the anecdote which supplies the con-
crete illustration of the essential fact.
And it would not be easy to find an
anecdote more significant than one
which has been told in New York in
the course of this terrible war. A
Frenchwoman, engaged as a teacher
in an important school of the city,
was so ardent an advocate of the
cause of her country, that when she
heard a casual acquaintance make a
slighting remark about France, she up
and boxed his ears. This, you may
say, was all the evidence needed to
prove that she was not a lady, in any
exact use of the word. But even if
under temptation she fell from grace
on this one occasim., none the less did
she possess the indisputable instinct
which is the vital factor.
Riding in a subway car in the un-
crowded noon hours, this Frenchwo-
man could not help seeing that a wo-
man seated opposite to her was in dis-
tress. Finally, when this woman be-
gan to sob, the French lady crossed
over and sat down beside her, and
said: "You seem to be in trouble.
Can I do anything for you?"
"With a strong German accent, the
weeping woman replied: "Nobody can
do 'anything for me. This letter has
conle to -day; and My eldest son has
just been killed in the trenches. This
makes three in the past month, and I
have no more."
The 'It'enchwornan put out her hand.
"Nebody oa,n help you," she answered
-"exsep,t bysyrepathizing with you.
An'a' pelelaps you will be willing to
accept :1.13r sympathy when I tell you
that 'my. only son IS new in the
tretiches,'• I littve not 'heard' from him
'In •six' weeks., and itt any Moment a
letter may come to me, as Wilms just
.come to, you; telling Me that I have
no longer 4, son," , •,
The German woman .4Irled, her -eyes
,and took tho hand held out to her. She
looked beto,the feale .of„ the, unknewn
boinfOrter, add said: "Se Yolt are a.
German, too?"
And the Frenehwomanrunhesitating-
lyrsplied: "Yes.",
, , .• ,,.;.
;wcintab. to Make that noble
answer, and perhaps It 'could have
been, made milk; by a woman Of Primed,,
a -country where the social thistinet is
cultivated front the cradle. -Front
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TIRELESS INSECTS.
Built for the Strenuous Life, They
.1 Are Never Weary.
THE LADY AGENT.
(Louisville (ourier-journal)
"So that pretty canvasser sold you a
bolt, eh?"
"No, she sold 1110 a couple of smiles
anti threw the book in."
WISE JOHNNY,
(Boston Transcript)
`,Veacber-A nomad is a person who
moves about, a great deal -never remains
lOng in one place. Johnny, name some
tribe of nomads.
Johnny --Cooks.
NURSIE'S MISTAKE.
(American Boy)
it was bathing time and from the bed-
room of twin boys came the sound
cif hearty laughter and loud crying. Their
father went tup to find out the cause,
"What's the matter up here?" he In -
attired.
The laughing twin pointed to his weep-
ing. brother, "Nothing," he gigled, "on-
ly nurse has given Alexander two baths
and hasn't given me any at all."
1`,11SUNDERSTOOD.
(Boston American)
hope" said the advocate of moral
uplift, "that you do not castigate Your
children as a means of development."
"No, ma'am," said the practical moth-
er; "Bin a-bringin' up of 'em by hand,"
ANOTHER CASE.
(Washington Star)
"I am in favor of peace at any price."
"Yes," replieu the pessimist; "out sup-
pose you wake up some morning and find
3'ou haven't got the price?"
THE SALARY SAFE.
(Judge)
Friend -Will your salary be paid just
the same, Rastus, now that you are go-
thg to war? s Rastus-Weil. my wite'll
keep right on workin', if dat's what- yo'
mean,
. .
SHE KNEW,
(Houston Post)
"And you know, if your husband never
returns from the war the government
will pay you a (pension," "I'll need the
Pens:1ton a dinged sight -worse if hie
does return."
HENRIETTA WILL DECIDE,
(Washington Star)
"Does your wife desire to vote?" "I
don't know -whether shedoes or not,"
,
replied Mr. Meekton. 'But Henrietta
isn't the woman to let anybody tell her
she can't if she wants to."
AL60 NUMEROUS ENCORES
(Boston Transcript)
"This is an act of affection," he said,
kissing her.
It takes more than one act to fill out
an evening's entertainment," he return-
ed glancing at him coyly.
HOW IT WAS.
(Judge)
Friend -Will your salary be paid last
the seine. Rastus, now that YOU are go-
ing to war?
Rastus-Well, my wife'll keep right on
workin', if dat's what yu' mean.
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IN NO DANGER.
(Washington Star)
"You know a little learning is a clan-
gerous thing."
'I ain't worried," replied Farmer Corn-.
tossel. "The professor says Josh isn't
even getting that much."
In "Insects, Their Life Histories
and Habits," Harold Bastin, the en-
tomologist, says tnat, contrary to po-
pular belief, spiders are not insects.
Insects have six legs, neither more nor
less, and. another peculiarity of the
insect is that it has wings, sometimes
two, more often four. Spiders have
eight legs and no wings; therefore
spiders are not ineects.
Insects have no backbones and no
skeletons, says Mr. Bastin, but skins
with a hard, durable surface called
chitin, which makes up a light shell
of armor that forms tile outside of
the body, to the 'inside of which the
muscles are attached,
.Insects dCf• not breathe through*
their mouths, but through holes in
their bodies,:called .epiraclest Insects
have „ neither ;pins poe, arterles. The
blood is pumped directly from the
chambered heart into the body Cavity,
Where it bathes atidnourishes
oAgans. Insects haVe wonderful and
enviable ;digestive organs -and .,.eet.t
irlion.iind,IllOst almost 'fedsubgtaziee'
fromeWniell .nourishment enactyabeeeeek.,,,
tfacted.
Because of the way they are bulit
Ilsects are partidularlk' fitter -for 'tht; ••
'st,t'enuous life, 'end" a tired Insect is
ha thing unknown: They' 'aed•-ValwaYs
blsy traveling, buzzing, biting or
se:eking some wOrle to do. ;.0
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A GOOD APPROVAL.
(Judge)
I3elle-They say that Jimmy makes bet-
ter aplproaches than any man in the club.
Jack -I should say he does! The first
time I met him I lent him $20!"
FOXY CLERK.
(Life)
Country Hotel Clerk (to bell hop) -
"Look in the poker morn and see if Col-
onel Slocum is ahead! If he is, page
him, and say he is wanted at the desk!
He owes me $7!"
VEHEMENT,
(New York World)
"Freddie, you've been fighting again"
"No, I haven't, mother. I've just been
arguing with Jimmie Brown."
"Nonsense! How could you get a black
eye from merely arguing?"
"Wel, you see, Jimmie gesticulates an
awful lot when he argues."
PLAYING BOTH ENDS.
(Boston Transcript)
"This would be a good time for me to
tyke a vacation," remarked the secretary
and treasurer of a city concern.
"But you returned from one only a
week ago," said the president.
"oh. that was my vacation as secre-
tary; I wish to go now as treasurer.',
THE TOUCH PRE-EMINENT.
• (Pittsburgh Dispatch)
'A cosy picture, eh? A man lolling
in an easy chair and his beautiful wife
Railing ever him to dent his cigar.'
:,`Ywolitty,hraiov.ent seen 'the companion pic-
ture to it, have you?
"It's the same man savagely chewing
the end of his cigar and writing a
el eclue."
4. • •
HATED TO SEE IT.
(Liverpool Post)
Evei.ji seat in the car was occupied.
when a group of women got in. Going
through the car to collect fares, the eon-
cluctor .noticed a man who he thought
was asleep.
"Wake aa!" shouted the conductor.
"I wasn't asleep," said the passenger.
"Then what did you have your eyes
closed for?"
"It wfts because of the crowded con -
()Won Of the car," explained the pas-
ser: ver. "I hate to see women stand-
ing."
TWO CONFESSED.
Blaclimailers in Chicago Im.
if plicate Sixty.
0hitago, Sept. 13. -Confession has
been wade by two members of the al-
leged "syndicate of blackmailers, eight
of whom aro under arrest .here, that
•oPerat'fons !of the swindlers netted
them 01,000;000 during the list year,
Federal officials announced to -day.
The eonfeesions, it was said. dis-
closed Uhat the alleged band numbers
sixty pqrsons. a third sif them wonean.
A dispute over the .drvreion,
it was said ;led to, the . confessions.
Arrest :Of a koro or more members bf
the syndicate is expected within
week. ,4 • ; .
The men Who confessed are "Dieli"
,flarret.q and Edward J, Thompson,- ac-
cording' to Hinton G. Glabough, heed
of the Shleago Bureau of the Fed.,
'etan'Depertifient or Justice. Both aro
at liberty, and will become" witnetses
foretheGoverteinent?
aiD.ANT IOSSES.
'O'ffic'ef Cetsuitliteh of British
ti .. V Cr i • . $4........7.4.1...........••••.• 'i k
,LtindeA, Sei,ik , 4.44,-OffIcers' tasti4Ity
lists for the' last fortnight of Au nit
entealn the naeries:Of 603 officers Id eel,
1,196 wOuntled and 03 mlettng, n totat,'4f
.1.0% This Inditga the Memos of offlOrs
in the British rirml? Ante IlpS.di,nntneftef-
Mcnk.of. hciatilltiAS...E.O.':.41.fflt,tOr- wrinflt
iv4r, have been killed or (Ilea of Wetinde,
V.6.070 wetincleil. and.2.803 messing. ,..
snaring the fortniolt rir1smdler-Clo,ritr41
Pnttor Was...woUnded, Brig -Geri, Illteklo
'killed a;ral five 1tifut6nant•eo10nels kilti:ett
,...Love somettiMes,4163, og sta:rmtikil
beaus e of 11. theory that two tan uVe
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