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42, 44 inches bust
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Sizes 24, 26, 28, 30
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Underskirts.
Full width. well made, trimmed with em-
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Pricc875,$10.25,1.50,2.00
Corset Covers
° Dig range of the best styles
25c, 35c, 50c, 75c
Gowns
Ladies' Niaht Gowns with long or short
sleeves, high or low neck, big value at
75C, $1, 1.25, 1.50
Princess Slips
Pretty styles, for women and girls, Bargains
$1, 1.50, 2.00
Ladies' Combinations
Exceptional values in New Combinations.
See our special values at $1.50, $ 2
Ladies' Drawers
Good values in all lines
25c, 35c, 50c, 75c
Middies
We are showing a complete range of Girls'
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Boy& Don't Clitiib Electric Poles
Arthur Delmar, 111 years of age, son
of Mr, and Mrs. Earnest Delmar, 726
li'erry street, was electrocuted at
Niagara Falls on Sunday afternoon.
Le tried to climb a pole of the Hydro
electric power plant in Spencer's wood
where he was playing with a compan-
ion, and came in contact with the fu'i
voltage. He was badly burned about
the face and bcdy and was dead when
tomoved.
Tobago end Tobacco,
It is now geterally. agreed that the
word tobacco is derived from "tobago,"
which was all Indian pipe. The tobago
was Y shaped and usually consisted of
a ilollost, forked reed, the two prongs
of which were fitted into the usstrile,
the sinclko being drawn from tobacco
placed in the eUd of the stem, The is-
land of Tobago, contrary to the belief
of many, dict not furnish the name for
tobacco, but, on the other hand, it was
given that name by Columbus, owing
to its resemblance in shone to the In-
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ON "LISTENING POST"
We're out on "list'ning post" tonight,
And the ground Is alive with ghosts,
To and fro in the dusk they glide,
p'rlenda'tnd enemies side by side,
And I seem to feel the mighty hosts
As they flit in the pale moonlight,
Foes that faced me yester.night
Come with an earnest look,
''Whist" says a voice that specks near
me,
And an arm pulls me down on my
bended knee
As a mighty ''boom" the earth it
shook,
And I blink in the blinding light.
Flares afire in the midnight sky.
Godl but we ehow up plain.
Belly on earth as we crawl along
To a mighty tune, the snipers' song,
And the lead it drops around like
rain
Whilst the human petals die,
Round to the right where our trenches
lay -
What was that thud just there?
Something hot trickles down the facet
Spitting and cursing at every. pace •
As the ground is lit with tb' infernal
flare
That makes the night like day,
And I escaped and he was slain
There in the game of war.
Here it's hit and there it's miss,
Jost a chance of the hot lead's kiss,
And mother, I'm safe in the fields
afar
And back to the trench again.
THE BREEDING OF HORSES
The breeding of horses has become a
matter of prime necessity, Before the
war commenced there was a slump in
prices owing to financial conditions and
inroads of motor power that led to a
cessation of breeding. Then the war
came with its demand for certain
classes. Following the previous de-
cline in the demand many formers
sacrifloed their mares. The result ie a
serious depletion and a sure scarcity.
The demand is increasing and will
continue to increase long after peace
has been declared. If Canada is to
take advantage of the situation the
time to start in is now, There will be
an 'assured market demand for foals at
weaning time from mares bred now.
Not only bas the wastage by reason
of the war been enormous, but in all
the belligerent countries, not omitting
Great Britain, there has either been a
partial stoppage or a whole stoppage
of breeding by reason of the scarcity
of labour, the disturbed conditions, or
entire devastation.
Whether the war lasts or ceases
there must continue an undiminished
demand for horses. When peace
comes tbere will be a long period of
replenishment. Then quality as mucb
and even more than quantity will be
required, Hence the evident call to
every Canadian farmer is to breed and
to breed to the best available, io util-
ize his mares for production and to
secure the immediate services of the
beet pure bred sire of his type in this
neighborhood. It will pay.
LA TENA'S SHOW 1S UNUSUAL
(Newport, R. I., Herald.)
La Tena'e wild animal show that
gave two performances here yester-
day is a very unusual show, It is not
qaite like any tent entertainment that
has ever been here. In it wild animals
are brought forward though the acro-
bat and the trapeze performer are not
forgotten. And in its presentation of
wild animal acts several scones that
are thrilling as well as interesting are
given.
In one a den of lions is used and in
another a cage of bears is put on.
The lions and the bears are turned in.
to a `targe circular wire cage and in
this the performances are given, Over
.he lions a worpan becomes perfect
mistress and one animal is finally
made to lie down and another is made
to affectionately lie across him. Then
the woman sits down upon the last
lion and one of the most remarkable
pyramids ever seen is formed. In the
cage of bears a man presides and gaine
complete mastery of them. In this
there is touch done that one ordinarily
sees at a show, but finally the ponder-
ous beast crouches upon the trainer
and seems about to crush him when',
only the head of the man remains vis-
ible. There is a sigh of relief when
she animal raises himiselt end it arrows
that the elepl=latgi has merely been
severing the trainer and has never
touched him,
These three animal acts are amaz-
ing and stamp the show as one of the
best, even in comparison with the
great circuses that have been given
bore. The trained seals, however add
much to this side of the general per-
formance.
The show is in three parte and beside
the ciroular wire cage in Which the
animal acts are clone there is a stage
rod a ring, so that reall? it ie et three
t stet show qq tDe stage q, ponteartion;
,st act is very ietesesting and there is
start a good trapess performance, The
:towns that aro really funny and the
,Ionics and dogs ehould not be forgot-
ten in their good work,
At 1'Vinghamon June 12, 1010.
Good Form.
Aunt--Volt'll be late for the parte ,,
won't Tot,bear? Niece—Op
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Pak' u41 gyP.ghudy Oce gets ]tiers.
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and daughter tell me he drlvee my car
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Mr, C, R.. Copeland, hav-
ing enlisted in the 161st
Battalion for overseas ser-
vice, his Fire Insurance
.r.gency has been transferred
to us, and we hope to retain
all his old customers and as
many new ones as possible.
Wingham, June 2, 1016
Having sold ray Fire Insurance
business 80 Messrs, Ritchie Sr Cos.
ens, I hereby request Tay policy
holders to deal with this firm in the
future, C. R. COPELAND
Ritohio& Cosecs
Ineuranes and Real Estate
Agents for Canadian Northern Ry.
J. W. DODD
( Successor to J. G. STEWART)
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SYNOPSIS OF CANADIAN NORTH-
WEST LAND REGULATIONS
THF sole head of a family, or any male over
1ecE on of available may
land in Mani-
obs Saskatchewan or Alberta. Applicant
nus appear in person at the Dominion Lands
agency or Sub -Agency for the District, 11n.
by proxy may be made at any 'Dominion
Lands Agency (but not Sub -Agency on certain
:onditions.
DUTIES -Six mouths residence upon and
of the laud in each of three years
5. homesteader ntay live•within nine milds of
tis homestead on a farm of at least 80 acres,
m pertain conditions. A habitable house is re.
mired except where residence is performed in
he vicinity.
Live stock may bo substituted for cultivation
order certain conditions.
In certain districts a homesteader in good
tanding may pre-empt a quarter section along
his homestead. Pride $$ per awe,
DUTIES --ix months residene» in each of
years after earning homestead patent:
clso 50 acres extra cultivation. Pre-emption
intent may be obtained as soon as homestead
latent on certain conditions.
A settler who has exhausted his homestond
may take apurchased homestead in oar-
districts. Price 63 per acre. Duties -
Must reside six months In each of three years,
ivate 50 acres and erect a house worth $300.
'rhe area of cultivation is subject to retiuc-
ton in case , f rough, scrubby or stony land.
.Ave stock may be substituted for cultivation
under certain conditions.
w, W. CORY, C. M. G.
Deputy of the Minister of the Interior
N. 13. - Unauthori^,ed publication of this
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DISTRICT NEWS OF INTEREST
The June sessions of the Huron County
Council opened in Goderich on Tuesday.
The Carrick township council at its last
meeting granted $1,000 to the Patriotic
Fund.
Constable Jos Armstrong the fampus
Kinloss sleuth, has enlisted with the 170th,
a St, Catharinc's battalion,
The many friends of Mr, \V, J, Powell,
formerly of Smith's 11111 and Belmore will
be sorry to learn that be is seriously ill at
his home in Goderich,
The funds of the 160th Bruce Battalion
were augmented by $1,500, - which was
g, in
received 1
sV l to receipts at Chesley on
June 3rd, The occasion was the present-
ation of the colors to the regiment by
Premier Ilearst,
The house and the farm in Grey Town•
ship, owned by 11Ir. Hugh Riddell of Lis
towel, and worked by him, was burned
down during the dinner hour on Saturday.
The fire started on the roof', The loss is
partly covered by insurance.
Mr, Barry Kidney who has been section
foreman in Sarnia yard for a number of
years owing to illness has resigned his
situetiOp and he is succeeded by Mr. A.
Jackson of Clandeboye, but formerly of
Hensall and Belgrave who commences on
Monday.
Mrs. Mortice, Lucknow, has received
word that her husband. Pte. Alfred Mor-
tice, has been wounded. The seriousness
of his wounds is not known, Mr. Mortice
was only out froneEngland a short while
when war broke out. His wife and tarns
small children live in Lucknow.
In dismissing the charge against Amos
Fitzell, an aged farmer of Kinlough, of
seducing a young gill, Judge Klein ex-
pressed the opinion that the prisoner was
guilty, but stated that for a case of that
kind confirmatory evidence was necessary,
Fitzell is over 70 years of age and the
girl is 16 years old. Crown Attorney
Dixon prosecuted and 0, E. Klein ap-
p- ared for Fitzell.
The theft charge preferred against Free
Taylor, an implement agent near Cargill,
by John McPherson, a Greenock township
farmer, was aired in the Walkerton police
court before Magistrates Tulton and Rich-
ardson on Friday morning last, Free, it
seems, sold a wagon to McPherson for
$125, and had received on account $110.
As there was still $9 due, Free came and
took the wagon away. The farmer there-
upon laid a charge of theft against the
agent, but in the police court here Free
was acquitted and the case dismissed. •
Mr. Frank Grummett who has been
working for M r, J. Joynt at St, Helen's,
for over two years, bas moved bis famiiy
and household furniture to Huntsville,
where he will stilt be employed by J,
Joynt,
The township of Carrick which is large.
ly settled by Germans or men of Ger-
man descent contributed $1,000 to the
Patriotic Fund. This must make a couple
of the townships near Wingliam feel
pretty small.
Isaac Jarrott, of Kipper received quite
a shock during an electrical storm on day
last week. IIe was in the barn when a
holt of lightning passed through the barn
and killed a pig which was about 10ftfrom
him, He had a fork in his hand at the
time, but beyond being stunned for a few
minntes he escaped injury.
Miss Margaret Clark, aged 21 years,
daughter of Lancelot Clark, a farmer near
Bayfield, Huron county, was drowned in
the Speed River on Wednesday night of
last week. She was one of a party of
nine Berlin girls who were spending the
evening in a cruise on the river. Mr.
John Baker, owner of the launch was at
the helm, Six of the girls are employees
at Lang's store in Berlin.
There was a good deal of excitement at
Liesemer & Kalbfleisch's hardware store
at Mildmay, on Monday morning when
fire broke out in the room upstairs where
the window blinds add picture mouldings
are stored. Owing to the inflammable
nature of these goods, the fire spread very
rapidly, but for the prompt arrival and
heroic efforts of the employees of the
store the damage would have been much
greater. A bunch of window blinds were
burned, and a box of leather gloves were
ruined, and some other slight damage
done.
There passed away on Sunday, May
28th, an old settler of Culross, in the per
son of Archibald. Stutt, aged 70 years
Mr. Strutt was born in Clark Township:
coming to Culross about fifty three years
ago, In 1865 he married Margaret Brown
and they settled on a good farm on the
2 con. Ten children graced theold home,
nine of whom are living. The girls are
Agnes, of Adrian, Mich., Mary, of Moose -
min, Man., Annie, of Lethbridge, Edna in
Teeswater, and Gertrude at home. The
boys, James, of Port Arthur, George of
Louisiana, Andy of Success, Sask„ and
Albert of Fort Frances,
aorrie
Mr. R. G. McLaughlin of Wroxeter,
visit+ d with Mr. and 11Ir,. T, H. Mc-
Laughlin on Sunday.
Rev. Mr. Lackland of Wroxeter, occu-
pied the pulpit of the Methodist Church
morning and evening. Rev. Mr. Rivers
had charge of the services in Wroxeter.
Mrs. Wm. Stinson, District Director
and Mrs J. Armstrong Distric Secretary
Treasurer of the Woman's Institute, at-
tended the district annual meeting of the
executive of that society in Brussels on
Wednesday.
Mr. Wm, Jardine of To neo, is visiting
with friends in and around town.
Mr. G. Davidson of Wroxeter, visited
with Mr. and Mrs. T. H. McLaughlin on
Sunday.
The contract for the new driving shed
was let last week. The shed is to be of
concrete walls with half circle galvanized
roof. This building will be a great bene-
fit to the public and especially to the
farm .rs,
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West Wawanosh
Council met on May 29, as per adjourn-
ment of April 12, as a Court of Revision
on Assessment Roll for 1916. Reeve
Murray' absent owing to an accident the
day before. Motion by Purdon and Nay-
lor that A, E. Johnston take the chair -
Carried,
Members having taken the necessary
declaration the only request for a change
releived within time limit was read asking
that pt. lot 27, con 1 and 2, be assessed
to Mathew Lockhart, granted on motion
by Naylor and Mallough,
Several requests for changes on assess-
ment were received from ratepayers who
have enlisted for overseas service, this
matter was laid over until such time se
soldiers exemptions will be considered on
motion by Mallough and Naylor.
Motion- by Purdon and Naylor that
Assessment Roll as revised and cor-
rected be adopted and a check passed to
assessor for salary -Carried,
General Business
Minutes of last regular meeting and
special Court of Revision meeting re
Young Cook Drain were read and passed
on motion of Naylor and Mallough.
Assessor's report of semi-annual equal-
ization tor Police Village of Manchester
was teat, and odared filed by Naylor and
Mallough.
Motion by Naylor and IVlallotigh that
Reeve Murray and Counc 1'or Johnston be
a committee to meet trustees of Police
Village to adjust the payment of necess-
ary expenses as between Township and
Police Village.
Mr. Joynt's acct for sheep killed by
dogs and the request for tile in Dungan.
tion were laid over for next meting.
Solicitor Garrows' letter asking that the
c0uucil take up the matter in dispute res
on
Harding watett between lot 15, con Gaand 1
with the end in view (or a satisfactory
adjustment. Motion by Mallough and
Perdop that members of council - tneet at
above lot aha con. on Monday .June 5th
at 12 o'clock --Carried,
Council adjourned to meet as a Court
of Revision re assessments Young Creek
Drain By-law as per adjournment of May
16, 1916.
at 'ation of this m
After some matter d
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Reeve M t 'a - t i
in the abs
¢:nae of u r of h e
Court was again adjourned to Meet Man-
day, /rule 5th at1p.m -
W. A. Wilson,
Clerk.
Belmore
(Intended for last week.)
Mrs, John Mulvey spent a few days
last week with her parents. Mr. and Mrs.
Murray of Lucan.
Mr, and Mrs. Wm. McGrogan spent the
24th with friends in Toronto.
Rev, Mr. Rivers of Gorrie, occupied the
pulpit in the Methodist church here on
Sunday. Mr. Rivers is a fine speaker,
and we would be pleased to have him with
us. again,
Mr. and Mrs. James Mulvay are visit.
ing their daughter. Mrs. Jos. Hall and
son, John, for a few days.
Mr. George Doubledee spent a few days
last week with his father in Harriston,who
is ill.
Mr. D. J. Weir of Stratford. spent
Thursday with his mother, Mrs. Joseph
Murray..
Among those from here who attended
Military Field Day at Walkerton were
Mr. and Mrs, W. B. Edwards, Mr. and
Mrs. Jno, Abraham', Margaret Marshall,
Lillian and Blanche Irwii7, Myrtle Gallo-
way, Lilly Ortmau and Mrs. Lawrence.
All report a good time.
Miss M. Walker of Teeswater, is in the
burg' for a few days. -
Privates George and Wes. Marshall,
Wm. Abraham, John and James Lawrence
of the 160th Battalion, Walkerton, spent
the week -end at their homes here,
We are sorry to learn that Mr, James
Merkiey is on the sick list,
Mr. Paul Williers house is now cbmplet-
ed and is quite an improvement to the
burg,
Mr. and Mrs. A. Lathonby and Mr. and
Mrs, D. Sanderson of Wroxeter, visited
James Fleming' on Wednesday.
Lucknow
Mr. Noah Hewitt, a former school
teacher of Paramount, but for about forty
years a resident of Holland, Man., is re-
newing old acquaintances around here
He is proprietor of "The Observer," the
newspaper at holland, and has come east
to attend the meeting of the Canadian
Press Association at Termite.
•Mr, Cliff Rivers of Seaman's, Sask.e
who bas been spending the past few weeks
at the home of his father in-law, Mr. Me -
Charles, will leave for the west soon
Mr, Rivers has accepted the position of
manager of a farmers' supply company at
Seaman's, Sask., at asalary of 51200.
Dungannon
Rev. W. lei. Rosvand ot Toronto,
preached excellent sermons in the Pres-
byterian church on Sunday in the inter -
eats of the Lords' Day Alliance.
Rev, W. McKelvie is attending confes-
sor,, in Kingsville.
We are all very :rorty to learn of the
death of Mrs. S, R. Saunby, an old and
respected resident. At the tithe of her
death, 1Vlrs. Sauhby was living in Altona,
Man, The body was brought to Dungan.,
I non for interment. The funeral took
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place from the r e
eldenee of her son to
taw, Mre. S. Roach, on 'Tuesday after-
noon. Rev. G. Gomm took charge of the
service. Our sympathy le extended to
the bereaved family,
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rectly and ecomingly attired this spring and
summer, bring yourself to us to clothe from
hat to shoes, then you will know the job will
be done up right at the least possible cost to
you, not forgetting of course, that good goods
THE ONLY KIND WE CARRY are the
least expensive. Suits any man would ap.
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$10, $12, $15, $18, $20
A Big Assortment
of Boys' Clothes
Makes the selection of your Boys' Spring
Suit a pleasure, New fabrics tailored in regu-
lar pian styles groes assurance of good service
$3.00 to $10.00
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Good looking Hats
for all heads, hats
that will prove satis-
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In the newest blocks
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$1,50 to 2.50
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A big assortment of Raincoats at a very
low price, quality coni xciered. A variety of
patterns and a good range of sizes
$6.00 to $12.00
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Specials in Men's Raincoats
About 15 Men's Coats, a good strong ser-
viceable coat in light olive shade, sewn seams,
all sizes, Regular $5 value for $3.75 each.
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The SHOW THAT'S DIFFERENT
Presents More Wild Animal Acta
than all other shows combined.
NONE BETTER, NONE AS NEW.
NONE WITH AS MANY NOVELTIES.
Special Cheap and Convenient Excursion¢
on all Railroads.
THE BIGGEST SHOW THAT WILL,
VISIT YOU THIS SEASON
Two Performances Daily, Rails eh Shine,
DON'T MISS 'THE DRAB STREET
PARAIN AT i O.SD A. M, -
Atid t11e Bl(, FREE EXHIBITIONS
At the SbOW Grounds Ituitseilfetelr after
the Pared.
See the highest
Jumping Horse in
world
FLYING
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leaping 7 ft. in the
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Remember this is
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Don't forget
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Uttversatile Nature.'
Marie, the eight-year-old hopeful ot
a certain household of this city, was
seated at the breakfast table one
morning. As usual, eggs were served.
Now, either Marie was not hungry
or she had grown tired of the inevita•
blo bill of fare, for very earnestly slur
?lf.r'rt her eyes to heaven and ex-
elaltnetlt
1 svish to goodness Hens would lay
something besides eggsi'' .,,
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elessod Ignorance.
Girubbs—Do you think that Ulrike
knows what he is talking about?
Stubbs -I suppose so, but I'd like to
bet somethingg
thatoafthe e
nnelude
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one of his haran' ues he doesn't know
What Iiia listouors aro talkbig about
1." igrate tektite- • '
'The Price of Eloquence.
Tho auctioneer held up...a battered
fiddle.
"What ani I offered s a
for this
gialln2,, be pathetically inquired. , iLoo>d
it over. See the blurred finge'r,markd'.
of remorseless time. 'Note talo stains;
el the harrying years. To the merry,'
totes of this lino old instrument the
brocaded dames of fair France neap
have danced the minuet in glittering
Versailles. Perhaps the vestal virgins.
ivarehed to its stirring rhythms in thy.,
feasts of Luporealia. nal It bears ad'
nbraslon-.-perhaps a touch of f4}e. `Why','
this may have been the very fiddle eri
arllich Nero played when llama bOttr 1
td." -
ts "
C r elf
"Thirty cents, sada e$ ilea utak
in the front row.
"It'$ yours,' cried the attct101iee
rllanrfufyt "What next2"-