The Wingham Advance, 1916-04-06, Page 6KEEPING THe BALL ROLLIN:,
(female Traneeript)
Li- Lt seente an thotigh wettien
a mania for epending money.
l'arkae lenow it. WhY, whenevte
wife is to Nick to go shopping Ohs
••,..,,,..p."1••••-•. •
EASY TO SEE,
Melee)
Brown -The hose sttys that when he
a boy •en the feria they had a mule
that watt just like one of the ratline.
Jonea-Sees. and I know which one.
_
DIFFERENT GIRLS,
(Kansee Oily Journal)
"I found that astronomer rather Cull.
He used to talk to me about the. sta • e
"I don't And him dull,',averted
other girl ecstatically. Ile says he t
to the- etars about me."
THE CORRECT WAY.
(Bal(imore Amerleau)
"I vee where the Australian twentier
aays that their interests and ours hi the
Paella, should make us g) Mute in hand."
"I think it would have been better bad
Sald WO SII0111(1, get on together ewini-
mi ugly."
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PATRIOTISM, AND PRUDENCE.
(Baltimore a.niericart)
"When the war broke out leiffiT de-
clared he wee going to the frota.
"Iald he?"
"Yes, He's now te hotel bell boy."
,
FORCE OF HABled,
(Kansas City Journal)
"How do you like his danelive, girla er"
"He leans on his partner So.
"Well, he got his practice dancing w.. :i
a chair."
' :STILL THEY COME,:
1 (Life)
Crawferd-It seems a pity that tee wat•
correspondents 'W Oro not allowed to see
anything- of the conflict.
crobehaw-lf they bad they would not
have had time to write so many beoltm
About It.
MORE FUEL,
I' (Kansas City Journal)
"The agrieultural.department is see ria ng
Out bOOtt14.ta eatttlontng people that there
is a scarcity In the fuel supply,"
"The booklete may heat to meaty
that .
NATURALLY SO.
(Baltimore American)
"Your wife has atnpressed me wei,
her ability to iteert a secret."
"Then she must have made a telt:
impreseton."
IP
THE OLD LADY ONCE MORE,
• (Boston Transcript) •
Mrs. Kawler-I understand that the
eldest Jonee boyavent Weee add got into
politics.. He became mayor, didn't he?
Mrs. 1lunderb7-1 doret think he mate
got to be mayer, but i heard he Wati
an ex-nleyor.
THE ULTIMATE CONSUMER.
(Judge)- •
Little 'Sister -I' would taught if I got
a ice' bbx of candy for my DirthdaY.
Big Bi -other -So would I.
Little easter-But why would you latuth?
Big Brother -Because len bigger than
you are.
QUALIFIED.
(Washington Star) •
"What profession do you think year
boy Josh will chooze?"
"Law, replied Farmer Corntheeel.
"Josh kin talk louder an longer age.,
hes got! the wrong side of an argumeet
than anybody I ever heard."
, NOT ALWAYS.
(Judge)
• "Do you always wear such lovely
"Not after 1 a.m."
•
A MOVE TO INCORPORATE.
(judge)
She -I shall have to be a little firm with
You.
I1e-Ielnei Let us make it a part-
itership:
A DISCIPLE OF EDISON.
(Baston Transcript)
Mrs. 'Popson-I was reading where Mr.
reilson says •that four hours sleep ie
enough for any Man.
Popson-That s'eems to be the baby's
idea, too.
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TO THE LAST DITCH.
(Kahsas City Journal)
"Well, have you been fixing Nem,.
'f ; ?'
"Been digging trenches," declared Con-
gressman ielubclub. "I'm In for a real
fight." •
PARADOXICAL CONTENT. '
(13altimore American)
"I feel safe from accident on this
train""Why so?"
"Because it is in charge of an'engineer
who has thereautation of being a Wreck -
less one." .
.i -HS GOAL,
(Baltimore American) -
"Look at that old seadog making, hal
Way to the sideboard."
-I guess he's trying to steer to Mot' t."
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A GOOD PLACE TO LEARN.
(Luce ,
"And where is your daaghter `Mitalle
title year, Mr4. NOOVO ?" asked the viei-
tor.
-Why," Paid the old lady, elitnele
wants to be a teacher in demesne.
science, and she's taking a COUrSt. In
household derangements down at the Ab-
normal School.
4 • o
SUFFICIENT REASON.
(seuthward-Hoi)
"Why do you write articles on how
cheaply people can live if they try?"
in the hope of getting enough money
to avoid having to live that Way."
••••••* "...49..,
IN DARKEST ALABAMA.
•' (Cornell Widow)
"Say, Alabama is a dry state, isn't iter
"Sure."
"Why, my dear, when I was there I saw
several negroes who were intoxicated."
"Well, of course they °alai stop the
rale of that awful cotton gin entirely."
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WAS IT SARCASM?
(Boston iTranseribt)
Mrs. Owens -I wonder if the doeleta,
wife meant anything personal just r.
Owens -What did she say?
Mrs. Owens -She saki We might at leeet
pay them a vieit.
AN EDITORIAL THEME.
Manses City Journal)
"Whither are 'we drifting" murinurtel
the editor of the Punkville Palladium,
"Guess it's time for another editorial on
that."
"Aw, that editorial is out at date. The
question now is where are we at?"
e
A RUDE SHOCK,
(Kansas City Journal)
"Your fashionable friend seems to to
threatened watt palpitation of the heart."
"Yes. site _host received it dreadful
Mock."
"And what happened to fortune's favor-
ite?"
"She Was sitting in an employinent of-
fice waiting for it ehanee to look at a
(melt, whin a haughty, dame swept tie
ante offered hor a job."
*le "
THE BABIES, MILK SUPPLY.
(Philadelphia. Record)
Dr. von Weil is net very succeesfel
meeting the explartatiotts Of Lord 002,1
that the Carman bablee must have nuke
enough beettuse (iermans earried off aft
thP POWt4 Betithha and a god Dart
Vrancr. Dr. von Aluelt Halite that mile
It limit number of cows tentid 11:1VP beolt
off Let...twee tlerrnany is short of
eago. Teat tho German (lovernment
bee stated untquivotodist that a ht
plenty of forage. So long as Dermot
leopftelins and Dulithriviitesi continuo the
destruction of non-combatants, lartn•Iv
IS -0111011 ntl eitildren, and Germane .0e.
cupy nitwit of France, it an letedly 1,0
extectem that Terre:land Mid Terence win
!lett n attentively to Dr. von rifctetee 1/10aM
i lir rourse, ir tile German
babion realiv nerd milk ahermany tan gel
;levity f,a• them hy neeepting peteet• terse
ft otu the alike,
.TWIXT LOVE
iI LAND IDE
With noiseless touch she pushed
open the Yielding sash, and found Imre
Self Part of the eilent, star -lit night,
with a faint wind fannng her ,and
the deadness of Sleeping nature all
eround. A tall, alight, dark -robed fig -
re, elle stood with one Italia -scarce-
ie less white than the rays that cov-
e ad it -resting on the balustrade, her
veee wandering restlessly over the
alladowy landscape. .A perfect queen
of night she seemed, or very fitting
.filliet, had there but been a Romeo.
Presently, with steady, eager stops,
came Denzil Younge toward aer, and
took up his pOSition by Iter side.
'Dreaming, Miss Trevanion?" he
Mildred startea perceptibly. Per -
baps her thoughts -whatever they
were -had been far away -perhaps
too near, Whichever it was, she routma
mazelf With a visible effort before she
easNered him,
"Almost," she said, "although the
night Is aomewhat chilly for such ro-
mantic nonsense. However, you alive
snown me my folly, ect there is little
clanger Of My repeating it, Shall we
return to the drawikg-room?"
"In one moment," he answered, hur-
riedly; whereupon Miss Trevandon
turned back once more, and, pausing
with wondering eyee, laid her Land
again upon the balustrade.
Denzil appeared a little pale -a lit-
tle nervous Perhaps -in the moonlight,
but that was all; and his voice, when
he spoke though low, was quite dis-
tinct
"Why will you not be friends with
me?" he asked.
"Friends with you!" Mildred re-
peated, with calmest, most open-eyed
a3tonishraeet, raising her face to his.
• Why, what can you mean? Have 1
effended You in any way? lf-so, I am
1,,ary, and, believe me I did not mean
tj do so. I fancied I was treating you
as I treat all my other acquaintades."
"No, you do not," he rejoined, with
U n odd' repressed vehemence asserting
itself in his tone; 'you treat me very
differently, as it seems to me. 'Why,
on all the others you bestow a raw
smiles, a few kind words at least,
while on me -Miss Trevanion, I won-
der ---I wonder, if you could only guess
how much your simplest yords nee to
me, would the revelation make you a
little less chary of them?" „
"I do not understand you," she'said
coldly,. closing and unclosing her lia,nd
with angryegapidity; "and I believe
yen youiffelf ale not know of what you
are speaking."
"Yes, I do," he affirmed, pas-
sionately; "I • know I would
tether have your most careless
friendship than the ley!) of allY
other woman. I would almost have
your hatred titan what I fear pow--'
1011)indifference."
The moon had disappeared behind a
sullen dark-gyay cloud and for a few
'moments the' were lett in ecmparta
tire darkness. Miss Trevanion's heart
was boating loud and Met; the cloudy
drapery Diet- partially ceneealed, but
scarcely hid, her delicate neck and
1 houlders was strangely agitated. She
ceulti not see her compaulon's face,
Let felt that he was trying to pierce
the momentary gloom to gain some
elsight, into her soul. He should read
re) thought, of hers, she told herself,
with proud reliance on her own
etrengthe he .ehonld not learn from
her face how deeply his words had
vexed her.
When once more the moon asserted
herself and shone forth with mama
bied brilliancy, Denzil gazed only on
a calm statuceque figure and haughty
unmoved feature e teat gave no in-
dex to the heart beneath. She seemed
o beautiful tiling, a piece Of nature's
mate perfect work -but a being nerd,
unsympeithetic, incapable of any (H-
i ine
He 'gazed at her in silence, wonder -
leg how so -fair a ereature cOuld be so,
end as he gazed, a man's step sound-
ed lightly en the gavel beneath.
them. As she, too, heard it, Miss
Trevanion's .whole expression chang.
cd; her fe3d. was lit up with sadden
animation, •and took an eager expect -
tint look that rendered her ten times
more lovely than he had ever seen
aer. She Moved lightly to the top of
the atone steps that lea to the
grounds, and walked with impatience
trail a' gray -colored figure emerged
feom the darkness, and, seeing her,
took her gladly in his arms.
"Charlie!" she mid, rapturously,
end when he had half pusecti her
(rem hise embrace, she .put up her
Lands Mid smoothed back his sunny
brown hair from his forehead, and
laezed him three times fondly; after
which she suddenly recollected Den -
ell's presence, and, drawing back,
pushed Charlie goatly toward him.
"Don't be alarreed," saidthe new -
(')mor -"Its only me, and not the
long -expected conto at last in the
ellape of the 'midnight marauder' -.1
like my grammar, don't you, Mildred?
awe a.n.1 you, old boy? Glad to see
you. Had no idea I should first come
tipoll you spooning with me, sister in
the moonlight, but accideta's
11111 han-
'n. Are they all quite well, Milly?"
eflytite, well," Miss Trevanion an-
ewered. feeling rather disgusted and
fore about the moonlight innuendo,
;fed indignant that Denzil ehould
ritual there sited and allow it to nese
for granted; "but, you heed not ac-
me nie of flirting so soon, Charlie.
I am not gil ea that Wily, as you
know, and Mr, Younge canto out
merely because he felt the night
"Suet so," said Charlie, "Odd how
(310 alweye &me feel the night warm
Whet there% a girl on the baleoned
And so," glancing la through the
bright red curtains that concealed th3
room, "you have been going in heave
- sly for soelety to -night. 1 can see Mrs.
Deem ill awl a fat yoang man, and
yeur father, Young°, and 'my pretty
.lartc.' tnd ir George eloquent on
ntbdowne, and it.re, to excite ray
iir:csity,,the end of it blue gill: drese,
mid there— I say, ettlared-cenie
1 ere. Who le the young person in
tights?"
"That's young Mason, of the 1 Oth,"
mid Miss Trevanion, "and thottelt he
'decant intend to, hie elothes elwaye
Uo eeee, too mall for him, The blue
areal you eta belteige to Orallees ely1-
-vettoll."
"oh, does it!" exelaitvd Charlie,
turning away abruptly.
"Conte in. and show yturself," sug-
;mated Denzil. "1 ou caul think bow
tom only sumemed te re t •
ettreeeSiele ef a quiet et/10404MM
"Wily, Jeddle," MSS WM/eaten
"evilat ii U? What 1ai hale'
petted? Why are you stending liere
alOne?"
"Nothiug itas hanpeneaa' reterned
Eddie, in It voice that perfectly Kilted
his face, awl no Wait lugubriotle in the
cretrealef after which he not migrate.
fully Xurried 1il back upon her.
"SUrely yea will tell ille?" ene exe
roetulated. "It Can be. nothing se
eretidful Od )0U1' manner Udine tet
lumbe Cume, Eddie, speak to nice,
peritape-who knows? I iItaU be able
to help you."
"Nobody can help rae," said ladale.
"Nonseutie! It Isn't like you to be
so down-licerted--is It? and 1 can
geuerally =Mc everybody, you know;
so let ine try with you, • You will con-
fide in nie, dearest, will you not? In-
deetl I cannot Do happy when you look
so utimerable."
"Just So," broke out Eddie at Met
With the recklees scorn peoPle ex
eralty inettige in When conversing wieli
their best Meads -that is when titeir
beet friends have succeeded In drirleg
them into a corner -gime or course
tau will have no difficatty whatever
in putting your hand in your pocket
now this moment and giving nee three
hundred pounde on the spot."
"Oh, Eddie, what id it you mean?"
Miss Trevanion asked, now thor-
oughly frightened, ready money
being an article' very scarce and die -
newt of attainment in the Trevanione
household. and Sir Georgere private
affairs and general "liard-tiapiSlineSe"
Leing well known • to the older mem-
bers of the family.
"I mean that I "lave been gambling
and lave lost three iiiindred pounds,"
Eddie said.
And then alis Waveliken felt that
the trouble was a very real trouble,
indeed, She coula not speak to him
ror a moment, and so kept silence.
Pi esc.ntly he spoke again,
"There is nothing to De done, Mil-
dred, that I can see." he went on -
"nothing. I have no means of pitying
this money, and so I suppoee the
hooner I proclahn myself a blackguard
ehd get out of this country the better
for you all."'
"Do not say that," Mildred said
In Et now voice. "is there no way of
nianaging it? Let us think -well before
we give un in despair."
"There is no way,"he said --"none,
I hate long overdrawn my year's al-
lowance, aud tire governor is too
hard up to advance, even if he wonid,
another fifty -to say nothing of
what I want. • Besides, Mildred,
1-1 could not bear to tell him
of it; he has so often warned me
against gambling on account of that
wretched ole story about Willoughby
Trevanion. I think it would almost
break his heart if he fancied the tam-
ily curse had broken out again in me,
and -oh, linty, I swear to you I never
meant it; it all came abut so sudden -
so miserably, I had always been
proverbial for niyeluck,until that even -
Ing at the viscount's rooms, and then
lost ray head, I think; and the worst
of Itis Powntz is just now so deueed-'
iy tied up himself that he can't afford
to wait."
"For how longlasthis-this gamb-
ling been going on?" Miss Trevaeion
asked.
"About a year and a half."
"And how have you managed to pay
your debts during all that time?"
"I never lost much before, and,
when .1 did, 1 woe always •eure to win
It back again the following night.
That was the evil or the thing, you
see; it drew me on. encouraged me,
until I felt I couldn't lose, and then in
the end, as I have told you my luck
deserted me and left me as
a
,eg
I am- now, hopele.sely in debt.
and dishonored, and- end so
1Y appropriate, albeit unmeant, as they
l erosesilent
up the poor boy, with a
miserable choking sensation in his
th mt
"Oh, dear, what can the matter be?"
sung bonny Mabel, at the top of her
clear sweet voice, the. words. :angular -
them through the gathering gloom.
e
were, echoing merrilythrough the
chamber as she, came swiftly toward
Her advent, unexpected as it was,
left Eddie and Miss Trevanion speech-
hy, you two," she sa.id-"are you
struck
dumb that you both stand there
in the tevilight? Has the 'holy
of our establishment appeared
unto you and deprived you of the
organs of speech? Mildred, you re-
mind me of some stricken saint, lean-
ing in that position, with the painted
light of that window falling full upon
you In such a dim religions ghostly
sort of manner; while Eddie- Good
gracious, Eddie, what's the matter
wiletibisys"?"
Trevanion
glanced at her
brother, and be said -
"Oh, tell her -there is little good in
keeping it secret now, when every one
will know it soon"; and ete "the
Veen" was enlightened forthwith,
and, contrary to all expectations -les
she was generally the most ease -going
of the TrevaniOns-was supremely in-
dignant on the spot.
"Well, I have never heard anything
Be disgraceful," declared that august
young personage, when the recital was
finished to the last*. word--e'neVeri
And if any one but yoU had •toki me
of it, Mildred, I should not .aatte believed them: I think" -to 'Eddie -
"you ought to be thoroughly ashained
of yourselt when you knoW Door palm
is itt fetch difficulties) and no earthly
way of getting out of them, No,
Mildred, I wont stop; it is ueeless to
shako your head at me behind his
'back; 1 mean 'to say jest what Is on
nay Mind -and I think tOa 11111011 could
never be said on such a subject. You
May speed your life gloasing over oth-
er people's faults, but I am not Oil an-
gel, and cannot; besides, what is to be
done? Hoir the money is to be paid I
cannot imagine, I'm sure; and, In fact,
I have no patience with him?" eon -
eluded. Mabel, slightly out '734 breath,
but with a finishing teach of Bookie
that would have done credit to a Par-
liamentarian.
"I don't suppose you have," said the
Scapegoat, very sUbmistively, being so
far "down on his luck" just now as to
render Min patient, toward any indig-
hity, even when adminTstered by a
younger sister. So he took his soldlg with meekness, atid made no open
show of resistauce or disapproval,
though in his inmost soul lie resented
the treatment hotly, otily he timed
away front Mabel, and addretairig hbn
self onee more to hie first confeee
Seri "Why don't you abuse me, 1411,
dred?" he said. "AM 1 beeteld• your
censure, that you refuse to eay any-
thing to me? HaVe you given nte nx
altogether/ If you havd, I low it is
Only what I deserve."
Miss .Trevarilon ninved abruptly
-
away reselel the Side Or tile Oaken Wine
dow-frame, against which she had
been leaning, and' went tin to Where
he was standing rather apart. She
her hand upon his shonldet.
MP 'tut tontinuedJ
awfully glad taffy will he to see you.
It was only yesterday your mother
was eomplaining about the Short
leaves of absettu,) yOU gut, and your
Outing now SO Unexpextedly win en-
hance your value detibly."
"My dear fellow, conelder-I'm in
Morning costume," protested Charles,
gaY1Y. "Wonld you have me threw
thicredit ou the !Muse of my father!
Why, these Deverilla :vet so nice they
would not knew exactly how to trout
11 fdlew who multi so far discerd ep-
pearancee as to turn up• at half -past 9
in gray tweed. Mildred, I will bid you
a lona good-nIght, and be visible
again Mee time teelliOrrate, when you
have gently broken the news of nly
turival. is my old mom approerlat.
ed by any one? Can C have it?"
"Nosier mind your room yet," eald
Mildred -"do you think I cen 131 you
no again et) ettelly? No, come in this
moment when 1 deeIre you, ena Mum
youreelf to the compaay !•n general. I
would not miss mamma's look of sur-
prise and delight for anything; so 1.
ieslet ou wour obeying Me -and, be-
sidee, you -look • eharnang in gray,
Gome. darling -do,"
-Well, on your heed be it, if etre.
Dovetail retires in contusion," Charles
metre:Med, and followed his ri,:ter
obediently into the warna, handsome-
irefernished drawing -roma.
Miss Sylverton, sitting just inside
the window, looked up with a sudden
titan as he paesea her and, crossing
the room' to where his mother sat,
htiU bis hand lightly in her shoulder.
He was not it handsome young roan
-was, In fact, the plaineat Trevanion
of them all -but the action he used
toward hal mother WAS fall of such
tender, beautiful grace as might have
belonged to the most edished courtier
of the olden deys.
Lady Caroline turned, and half
cried aloud in her intense surprise
end joy. He was her eldest -born, the
beloved of her heart, and she welcom-
ed him accordingly; indeed, every one
seemed only too glad to see once
more Trevattion's fair, sunburnt face,
and hear leis honest, happy voice, un-
less, perhaps, Miss Sylverton, who,
once her astonishment at his sudden
appearance was at an end, appeared
to lose all interest in his presence,
and went back to her rather one-
sided flirtatibn she was holding with
"the man in. tights."
"How d'ye do, Miss Sylverton?"
Charles said, presently; and Frances
put her hand coldly enough in his.
"Have you been getting on pretty
well? You cannot think liow happy
it makes a fellow to he heartily wel-
comed after a; long absence, as 1 have
been Welcomed by you!"
"I cannot say how long or how
ehort your absence has been," Fran-
cee retorted, "as I have had no means
of remembering, when it was you
went.
"Whose fault was that?" he said,
gently.
"Was it mine?" There was just a
suspicion of tears under the long dark
hushes. "1 don't think I ever forbid
you to come and say greed -bye at Syl-
verton, did I?"
"No, not exactly, perhaps; but there
aro more ways. of forbidding than
those expressed in words. I have a
dint recollection, a faint idea., that
somebody told me, a few months ago,
that she hated me."
"And I dare say she will tell you so
again before she dies," returned Fran-
ces, with a little low, happy laugh;
"meantime I am very, very glad indeed
Charlie, to see you home again."
"Are you, Frances?" said Charles,
sof tl
After that, the young man In close -
lifting raiment got very little of Miss
Sylverton's society.
CHAPTER VI.
at was just at this period that Mies
Trevanion became aware of a certain
141e failing of Eddie's about whicli
elle had hitherto been ignorant. It
colem to her knowledge in this wise:
Ode hunting morning, during' the
chilly early breakfast, at which sbe
always presided, her father haying a
prejudice in favor of the coffee ad-;
enaistered by her fair hands, it so
happened that the post arrived rather
more than twenty minutes before the
usual hour, and consequently the earl-
ous letters were handed to the assem-
bled men to peruse at their pleasure,
while getting through the agreeable
task of devouring cold game -pie.
"Two for you," said Sir George, and
he flung Eddie a brace of missives that
fen a little short of his coffee cup, and
lay with the blank sides turned upper-
most. One had a large square en-
velope, and crimson splashing crest
arid coronet, singularly tinfeminine,
which attracted general attention for a
moment,
Mildred, idly toying with a tea-
spoon, looked up a minute later and
noticed that the lad's face had grown
wonderfully dull and pale for him,
and that he Was staring at the now
open letter with a pained gravity un-
usual in his case.
"Hoe she .bowled you out, Trovan -
Ion?" asked young Cairns, with a gay.
thoughtless laugh, from the far end
of the table, Where he sat near tao
other men of hie regiment staying txt
King's Abbott for a few days' hunting,
"Regularly knocked you over, eh? You
look like it," •
"Not quite so bad as that," Eddie
answered, the dejected expression dise
ar•pearing altogether from his teen.
tenance With each rapidity that Allw
Trevanion, still watching, eoneluded
her fears had been groundlees, and dis-
missed the ineident, as meaning noth-
ing, from her mind.
Later on toward the evening, how-
ever, wandering leisurely up -stairs to
dress for dinaer, and having omelet
to pass through the picture gallery,
beyond which lay many .of the bed-
rooms, her own amongst the number,
she beheld nddin at a distant window,
his head Dressed against the painted
gins% his entire attitude ItuggestIve
01 deeptdr, idven as she looked there
arose before her a vision of broken
bread and half -cut pasties, with leueb
plate and ehine, and a geadily-crested
envelope lying in their Midst.
She went up to him and laid her
hand upon his shoulder.
' "Anything the matter?" Alia risked,
lightly enough, not anticipating anY
real trouble.
lIe turned and feted her, thereby
dispinying a eountenance betokening
anything but that inward peadefelliega
DON'T COUGH YOUR THROAT SORE
"NAVILINEn WILL CURE YOU QUICKLY
The Annoyance of a Bad
Cough Soothed Away In
One Day,
Nothing SO bad for the throat as
coughing end nothing half Set MU^
lag as to have some one near by that
i lutcldng, sneezing or constantly
elearing the throat,
Rub on Nerviline-it will Save YOU
all further pain and distress. Even
One good rub with Ms soothing, pen-
etrating remedy will bring the finest
relief, will take out that rasping sore-
ness, will stop that irritating tickle
that makes you want to cough so
much.
Nerviline isn't something net% It
his a record of forty years- of won-
derful success behind it,
In rubbing on Nerviline you use
something safe, reliable, and Sure to
cure. Its action hi marvelous. The
way It sinks in through the tissues --
the way it penetrates to the seat of
the congestion is really a wonder.
Per chronic bolds, coughs, or sore
throat you can't beat title trusty oal
family remedy, its name spells cure
for any atilt of pain in the joilits or
muscles. TV)' it for rheumatism, rub
It on for sciatica or lumbago, test, it
for .neuralgia, or headache -in every
MSc YQU'll find amazing virtue and
curative power in Nerviline.
Most families keep the large 50c.
bottle always handy on the shelf;
trial size 25c., at all dealers in medi-
cine, or the Ce.tarrhozone Co, Xing-
ston, Canada,
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ANTIQUES.
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Or all the eaamplefi of Ancient Greek
Sculpture Still preserved in our pub-
lic and Private collectionnone leave
been -so ueeful to modern industries,
in all countries, as the marbles which
formed the frieze of the Parthenon
at Athens.
The, building of the Temple at the
Acropolis of Athens eves continence('
during the administration of Pericles,
about the year 448 B.C., and occupied
eleven years in building. It was con-
structed entirely of white marble,
•trorb Mount Pentelicum. CaliCrates
and ictintis Were the arChitects. The
sculpture:3 were produced partly by
tbe hand and partly under the direc-
tion of Phidias, perhaps the greateet
most versatile,
SealPtor of all time, and certainly the
Phldias was an Athenian -born 48tt
B:C, He was at first 0 painter, anti
afterwards became famous as a sculp-
tor, in many materials, besides mar-
ble. He wee a great worker in ivory
etatues and was unrivalled in the
art of making statues in bronze, Wood
and claye-ana probably glass-- were
material e used by hini also. His talent
lay chiefly in representing the gods
of mythology, though as Cicero ob-
servee "he did not copy the features
and resemblances from any visible ob-
jects, but formed to himself an idea
of true beauty upon which be con-
stantly fixed his attention and which
became his rule and model and guided
at once both his design and hand." •
The series of sculptures forming the
.frieze adorning the Parthenon repre-
sented the Solemn quinquennial pro-
cession to the Temple of the Pena-
therme, at which the whole people
were represented,
As a connected subject this was the
most extensive piece of scnIpture ever
made in Greece, its total length being
524 feet.
Tee principal feature of the frieze
was the train of horsemen represent-
ing Athc,niazt citizens who eerveci in
the cavalry, the rank and wealth of
the horsemen being aefinel by the
dresses and armor they wore. The
homes in this section of the frieze
aro of exquisite .beauty, and of the one
bemired- and ten who are introduced
no two are in the same attitullei anO
each is characterized by a marked dif-
ference of exproision. Plaxman, Li
Pis lectures at the Royal Academy,
used to speak of these, horses with
enthusiasm. He considered them as
the most precious examples of a'reclan
power in the sculpture of anaemia,. Ho
said: "They appear to live and move,
to roil their eyes, to gallop, prance
and corvet; the veins of their faces
and legs seemed dietencled with cir-
culation; in them are distinguished
the hardness and decision of bony
forms, from the elasticity of tendon
and the softness of flesh. The be-
holder is charmed with the deer -like
lightness and elegance of their inelcm
and we can scarcely suffer reaeoe to
perseade us they are not alive." The
large beads and thief: neck are eller-
acteristic of Grecian horses, particu-
larly those of Thessals, to tlik clay.
In 1 674 the Marquis de Notntel or-
dered careful drawinee to be' made
from these. sculptures, and these, for-
tunately have been preservea. other-
wise It would have been difficult 1,3
identify and accurately arrange the
fragments later on when they were set
up in the British efueeem. ,
Tbe Earl. of Elgin had eecare0 thie.
treasure, by e special net of :epee!'
lotion in 1 31a.-insi• n erereev
was pnrchasea f the nettle!) '.'tteeelnl,
'the price paid being about elea000
WOULD NOT BE WITHOUT
BABY'S OWN TABLETS
Baby's Own Tablets are guaranteed
by a Government analYst to be abso-
lutelyhsafe and free from injurious
drugs. Once a mother has used them
she would not use anything else for
her littfe ones, Concerning them Mrs.
George Taillon, Noelville, Ont., Writes:
"Pleaee send me two more boxes of
Baby's Own Tallets, for I have found
them so good for my baby, I would
not be •withotit them,' The Tablets
are eold by medielne dealers or by
et 25. cents a beg front The Dr,
Willitims Medicine Co., Bro-ckville,
Ont.
4 •
Spontini's Decorations.
Casbaro SpOntini, the composer, re-
garded himself in the light of a demi-
god, and When inspirations crowded
%ion him he donned a wide, toga -
like gown Of white silk With a border
of gold and a fez of White silk em-
broidered in gold from Whieh a heavy
tassel hung down, With great dignity
lm sat down before his desk, and if
a grain et duet Was Visible on the
Paper on Whieh he penned hisintisie
he rang thegoell linpatiently for his
serVant te rentove the Obstacle. Spoil-
tini oWned so many medals and decor -
rations that they could no longer be
accontmedated on, his breast. At a
grand Musical Melon at Halle an old
Musician remarked to a comrade, "See
liow Many deterations Spintini hate
While Mozart hale not One." Spoil-
tini, who overheerd it, replied quickly,
"Moziert, My deal, friend, does not
need Client'
Mysterious Ohimney Swift,
Much has been learned about bird
Migration, but much yet remains to
be learned, and the following is one
of the most curious and interesting of
the unsolved problems: The chimney
swift is on.e of the most abundant and
best known birds of the eestern 'Un-
ited States. With troops of fledg-
lings, catching their prey as they go
and lodging by night in tall chim-
neys, the flocks drift slowly south,
jOining with other bands, tiatil the
northern coast of the Gulf of 'Mexico
they beetnne tut innumerable host.
Then they disappear. Did they drop
into the water or hibernate in the
mud, as was believed of old, their
obliteration could not be more com-
plete, In the last week in March a
joyful twittering far overhead an-
nounces their return to the gulf
coast, but their hiding place during
the intervening five months is still
the swift's secret.
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ANTI SUES
* CHINA *
POTTERY
GLASSWARE
ANTIQUE FURRITURE
CORRESPONDENCE REQUEST-
ED WITH VIEW TO
SALE OR PURCHASE
11R
62 King St. East
HAMILTON, - ONT.
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Very Thoughtless. .
Goddard had got au tar ns the
sixth hole and wee all set for a three-
foot putt. Only thos) vrho have played
gole know what an imporMete moment
tbis is and how neceesare it is that
everybody and everything should be
quiet. Jest an ha brought the head of
tho puttee back 1.0 hit the ball a yeeing
Caddie came running up, wavittig beth
arms and yelling, "Hey, Mr. Goddard,
that, it, your factory in Long island
on fire!" Goddard watched his ball go
wide of the cup by at leaet two feet,
then turned to tho caddie and asked,
'Don't you know ()image to keep (inlet
when a man is tryingto putt?"
A WOMAN'S MESSAGE
TO WOMEN
It You aro troubled with weak, tired
feelings, headache, backache, peaking
down -sensations, bladder eveaeness, cons-
tipation, catarrhal uonlitions, vain ia the
aides regularly or irregularty, Wonting
or unnatural enlargements, sense of fall-
ing or nospiteeement of internal ergans,
nervousness, desire to cry. palpitation,
hot flashes, dark rings, under the eyes,
or a loss of interest in life, I !mato you
to write and ask for my simple method ot
home treatment with ten days' trlai en-
tirely free and postpaid, also reference
to Canadian ladies who gladly tell how
they have regained health, strength, and
happiness by this method. Write to -day,
Address: Mrs. M. summere, :Bea 31, Wind -
,o:
BRITONS STILL USE WOOD.
We all remember learning tong ago
at echool teat the ancient inhabitaani
of the 13ritisn islea lived by the pro -
deco of the chase, and that they
Stained their bodies blue with a paint
called woad,'
It is interesting to know that this
plant is still cultivated in lenglana,
and that, under the name of dyers'
'tetrad, it, is manufactured into a
Colering material that le much valued
for the treatment of cloth.
The woad seed is swan in April and
May, the harvest time being five
Months later, whea the plant is about
-cne foot high. The green woad is
crushed, fermented, balled, dried in
wind-swept sheds and filially powdered
and casked. Woad tits, for a long
time after the period ofthe ancient
Britons. one of the principal dyes titled
Ix' England; but it was largely sutler-
eedee by indigo.
Itis now employed ;for "setting"
Miler dyes, for ite give:5 cloth a finish
not obtainable by other Meane. The
eloth stipplied by the Government for
Inavalemilitary and police uniforms is
always "woaded."
Minarces Liniment used by Physicians
a • 4 -
Cleaning Buttons,
Cut Steel buttons MAY be poIished
with powdered pumice stone, slightly
Moistened and applied with a soft
brush or cloth.
Mothered -pearl buttons should be
Cleaned by covering with It Dasto made
of whiting and water; when ;mite dry,
brush it Off and polieh With a dry
0101.11,
r -
()ely a fool Would allow the eoign
of vantage to burn a hole in his Doe-
ket,
HORSE SALE DISTEMPER
THE BEST
To Xeep the Rends in Pine Oentil-
tiort After Working,
're loosen the eutiele on the natio
and remove statue and. discoloration%
put a dessertspoonful of lemon juice
in a cupful of warm soft water and
dip the nails in it, letting them re-
main a few minutes,
To name° fruit stains froM the
finger-naila wash them with a nail
brush in strong tea and afterward
in clear, warm water,
To remove stains from the hands
have prepared a powder made of
equal quantities of powdered oxalic
acid and cream of tartar. Dip the
hands in water, rub .a, little of the
11)tteilemne
derotntlfroapst.ains and then wash
Ink may be removed from the
hands by bathing in water into which
has been put a few drops of thrallc
acoeid'
To m
itreove 111111131 stains ti-amtho
hthem In bathe thein a bowl of water
ntining a few drops of aceptic
acid Or some vinegar,
4.4'
You know that what you sell or buy through the sales has
Marta ono 01101100 hi fifty to Nicene SAM.: STA Dige
errav/priat, aspen...ma" le your true protection. your only
sareguat'd,for as tent as vou treat ell Your liorsea Wiiii
,iteetou will eon he rid of the disease, It acts as a pure
yweverave, no matter how they aro "exposed:. At all good
erugglats, horse goods houses, or delivered by the Maine-
fecturere.
ti5OHl4 MEDIOAL 00,
Chilmists and tisoteriolegista Goshen, Ind., 114.A,
Delicate Young Girls,
Pale, Tired Women
There is no beauty in pallor, but
proof ofplenty •of weakness, Exer-
tion makes your heart flutter, Your
,bach and limbs ache, and you Sadly
need something to put .some ginger
into your syetem., Try 1)r, Hamilton's
Pills; they make you, feel alive, make
You want to do things. They renew
and purify the blood; then come
etrong 'nerves, rosy cheeks, laughing
eyes:imbue, good health. You'll be
belped inea hundred ways by Dr,
Hamilton's Pills, which are an old
family remedy of great renown.
Thousands use uo other medicine and
never have a day's sickness of any
kind. Get a 25c box to -day. Sold by
all dealers. .
WHAT'S IN A NAME?
Well the Man who Owned This
One Was Not to Blame For It.
The lawyer was lir his private of-
fice When the office boy brought in a
card. The lawyer took it and after
one look at it frowned aud than
smiled. The inscription on it read:
Mr. Roller Skates.
"Is ,it a paa.ir or only tame" be
inquired.
"What, sir?" eespond:d the boy, not
seeing the point, of course,
"'That's all fight. Bring him in."
The caller followed shortly, and be-
fore the lawyer eculd put hlm on the
stand he volunteered ble testimony,
He had observed that the lawyer still
held his card it his hand.
"Pardon me," be said, smiling
broadly and nedding towtied the card,
."but I'm not to. blame ,for It, My
father's name was Skates, and nv
mother's name was Roller, and they
gave me my mother's family name.
That was sixty odd years ago and
there were no other roller skates in
this country at that time."
The lawyer cheerfuly accepted his
apology and also a comfortable re-
taining fee ere the caller skated
away.
I cured a horse of the Mange with
MINARD'S LINIMENT.
.CHRISTOPHER SAUNDERS.
Dalhousie.
cured a horse badly torn by a
Pitch fork with NUNARD'S LINI-
MENT. •
EDW. LINLIEF.
St. Peter's, CM. •
I cured a horse of a bad swelling by
M1NARD'S LINIMENT.
"THOS. W. PAYNE.
Bathurst, N.D.
Brief Mention.
. A device consisting, mainly of four
Welsbath lamps has been made use cf
be a western physieian for the *ma
Pose of demonstrating the amount of
aleohol in samples of patent mede
cities;
Canada heads the list of asbestos-
produeing countries, with en ;tunnel
production • of 101,215 tons to her
credit. Russia is next, but far behind.
The uee of rope for driving machin-
ery is on the increase. The efficiency
of rope in this capacity varies from 87
to 97 per cent.
The menufaeture of 'ee'reeht in Call,
fords, plants, where electrical energy
Is used, ia estimated to require an av-
erage of one horsepower per barrel of
cement produced.
4 -
Millard's. Liniment
Friend.
Lumbermen's
BINDER TWINE
Why It Will be Very Dear
• This Year.
The average farmer in the United
States •and Canada probably does not
give a thought to the State of Yuca-
tun from one year's end to tile other,
He doubtless never stops to think of
that country on the sodtneastern
coast of Mexico which projects out
like a boot Into the Gulf of Mexico
lend the Caribbean Sea. '
He Will think of Yucatan many a
time, however, before he gets his bind-
er twine nextsummer'for twine will
be higher than it has been for years,
and the farmer does not like to pay
useless toll or tribute to anyone when
he buys his necessities.. This year he
will pay for the sisal fibre end' for
hauling it on the ships and railroads
and for spinning it into twine itt the
American faetories, as he has always
done, and which he is willing to do.
But, in addition, he will also pay a
liberal tau to the military Govern-
ment of Yucatan and another liberal
sum to the American bankers who
are loaning the necessary money to
maintain a complete control of the
sisal nutrket.
Why the prices will be so high IS
explained thus In 1912 the Yucatan
Government appointed a commission
to buy and hold sisal when prices
were low, In order to inaintain fair
Prices. This commission, known lie
the Regulating Conimittee, melntains
a great Monopoly and a decree Issued
on December 3, 1915, compels all Yu-
catan growers of sisal to tell their fi-
bre tO the Regulating Committee.
That is why binder Witte Is high and
Is likely to be higher.
ISSUE NO. 14, 1916
HEIP WANTED, *
IV AN MD -SPINNER ON ' 1). •.e.t Ie.
and Whitley Muleseteedy svorat
highest wagee. leor partiettierie ;toren
The sling:My Manufacturing cennoutty,
Ltd., Erantferd, One
—
ilint4s WILLING TO WORK ON
eajlrttlsh Army ()Diem knitted under-
wear. seau,era. Jaunt 8t1tChCra and Muria
4.1 tt. Plight, healthy employment. Citeal
wages. Zimmerman mfg. Om, Ltd,.
Aeerdeen314113, U311 111 etreets, 11.00111mm
ont.
FOR SALE,
ott eiALE-Irreefee itBD BILI621A11
• Hares and (Iray Flemish illants;
fully pedigreed. 1). C. Wawa 171 Jaelt.
501). street wait, Hamilton Out,
FOR SALE -FANCY PIGEONS AND
1.1Y 1 n homers: prices reasonable. Te,
,
• nelton, (*reline street south, ettone
Ilton. Ont.
MISCELLANEOUS.
WANTED-0'11,1re OF GOOD EPTJCA.
X•lto ttaln for 4(sett[)PiY
Weilaiie lueine(lt
A High Priced Fricassee,
Lard Alvanley, a noted wit and Itign
liver in England a hundred years or
so ago, Insisted on haYing 0,11 apple
tart on his dinner table everY claY
throughout the year. On one occasiou
he paid a caterer a1,000 for a luncheon
put up in a basket awl oureiced.
email boating liarty going up the
Thames. Being one of a dozen men
dining together at 4 London club
'where each was required to produi.e.
his own dish, Arvanley's, tee the 1110SZ
expensive, won liixu the advantage of
being entertained free of coet. Thie
benefit was gained at an expense of
$540, that being the price of a simple
fricasse composed entirely of a "110iX,"
or small pieces at each side of the
back, taken frontthirteen kinds of
birds, among them being 100 enipe, 40
woodcocks and 20 pheasants -in all
about 300 Wide.
_
Keep Your Harness
Soft
. Strong
Pliable
Good Looking
EUREKA
HARNESS OIL
. will do it.
Keeps new harness
new. Makes old
harness look like
new.
Dealers Everywhere
The imperial Oil Company
Limited
Ell1NC11.7.3 IN ALL CITI43
hAitt•I'MAVANOWIS
Novel Rabbit Catcher-. • .
Crabs are put to a curlew tree en
certain parts of the Dmeeshire forte.,
shore. They are useil to catch rabbits.
Having located a prombsing burrova
the snarer takes a (nab and affixes' tee
short length of lighted candle to elle
back of its shell. The behavior of a
crab which finds iteelf In it narrow in.
elcaure is well known, It begins to
run. It therefore starts 'away up the
burrow at top rate and .presently the
rabbit is horrified at the sight of a
jog trotting flame coming to his Bane -
teary. Off he goes for the other exit,
only to find 1 !taself, when he emerges,
.
in- ,
a trap.-onflon. Spectator.
--
Ask for P.II rd,s. and take no other,
A Hard Pine Floor.
A housekeeper who had a hard -pine
floor that needed treatment tried asi
experiment with it and found it tattle -
factory. She knew that oak "filler
ht supposed to be taxed only on mit
flooring. but she used it oa the hard -
pine after it had been rubbed smeoth.
The filler was of the dark oak tine
On the following day the floor wee
waxed. This made a rich looking
iloor of a good shade of brontng
Keep Mineral's Liniment In the house
Keir Hardie's ough Attire.
James Keir Hardie, the British be
bor leader, never relinquished his
working 'class garb, and many were
the occasions when his rough attire led
to mistakes on the part of others, One
story is that Keir Hardie, then Many
years an la P., was challenged by a
policeman outside, the House of Cone
mons. Tho officer asked Mr. Hardie it
he was working there. "Yes." "On
the roof?" (which was undergoing re,
pair). "No," answered the leader of
the Independent Labor party, "on the
floor." Another time a landlady re-
fused to let lihn have rooms until he
gave references. He looked too rough.
The good woman was astonished when
Mr. Hardie named a number of the
most prominent men in parliament.
He was arrested In Belgiunt once on
suspicion of being a collusion with a
notorious enarehist whom the police
had detained, The Belgian police nev.
er could understand why a British t.
P. was not elaborately attired,
National Preparedness
does not come from guns
and dreadnoughts alone, but
from men who are fit for the
day's work. The making of
tnen is a question of food and
rational exercise You can't
build stalwart men out of
an unbalanced "ration."
Shredded Wheat Biscuit
contains all the material
needed for building the per-
fect human body, It is the
whole wheat grain made
digestible by steatn-cooking,
shredding and baking. One
or more Shredded Wheat
Biscuits for breakfast with
milk or cream Tnakes a trial)
fit for work 'or play. If
is ready -cooked and ready.
toaserve.
Made in Canada.