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Slow down you move
Slow down, you move too fast. The old
folky duo Simon and Garfunkel sang
that refrain in a song they recorded back
in the early 1960s.
We failed to take their advice. Today, nearly
four decades later, our cars go faster, our
airplanes go faster - hell, even our bicycles go
faster.
And of course, our food goes faster than
ever.
Who, in the 1960s would ever have dreamed
that one day we’d be lining up to buy such
things as IncrEdibles or McDonald's McSalad
Shaker?
IncrEdibles is actually a whole line of fast
foods, but the showstopper product is ... well,
it’s macaroni and cheese on a stick. It comes in
a cardboard tube. Just pop it in the microwave
for 60 seconds, peel off the cardboard and eat
it like a Popsicle.
The McSalad Shaker is designed to save
food preparers from the exhausting and
debilitating practice of actually having to go
through the grueling process of tossing a salad
by hand.
No need with this baby. McSalad Shaker
comes in a plastic cup, complete with a
rounded top. Just pour on the salad dressing,
cover the cup, give it a brisk flick of the wrist
or two, and hey - dinner is served.
A McDonald’s press release points out
Travel tips to help you on your way
The other day I was looking at a travel
brochure of an island in the Caribbean.
It does not matter what island; there are
so many of them and, to be honest, they all use
variations of the same brochure.
You know the kind ... pictures of smiling
locals in the background, just itching at the
chance of satisfying your every wish.
Likeminded travellers will occupy nearby
rooms so that you will have plenty of
congenial company. Prices are always
"reasonable” and you have the impression that,
if you only go there, you will come back with
memories of a stay that will remain forever in
your mind.
They may well stay forever in your mind but,
whether they are good or bad, is something
that is left unsaid. I am not suggesting that all
such brochures iie; only that they are what we
call “the best case scenario”.
If that is what you experience, you are
indeed fortunate and should rightfully treasure
the memories. On the other hand the reverse
may be true.
Maybe I learned to rough it in my student
days but I know very well what it is like to
sleep in stations and trains, or beside a
haystack or even in a sheltered spot.
I like to consider myself as one of the most
seasoned of world travellers; this means that I
have experienced just about everything and as
a result nothing really surprises me anymore. I
have not become cynical, just realistic.
I still enjoy travelling (just ask my wife) and
any trip is for me an adventure to be
experienced and hopefully enjoyed.
Let me share a few thoughts with you about
the nature of travelling that may help you
embark on your next one.
First of all, accept right from the beginning
that many things are done differently than in
Canada and it does not mean, because they are
different, that they are not as good. I can cite
one small example. Europeans are more likely
to carry umbrellas than are Canadians but you
Arthur
Black
helpfully that McSalad Shaker “fits neatly into
your car cup holder.”
Like I want to meet a guy who’s
driving towards me on the highway with a
cell phone in one hand and a salad fork in the
other.
The movement towards ever-faster fast food
is nowhere more rampant than on the shelves
of your local bookstore.
Martha Stewart has a book out called Quick
Cook. You will also find such titles as New
Food Fast', Life's On Fire: Cooking for the
Rushed’, and Nice Timing: Gourmet Meals in
Minutes.
What’s with the obsession for speedeating?
John Stanton, professor of food marketing at
St. Joseph’s University in Philadelphia, says
it's the inevitable price we pay for the hectic
lives we lead.
“People want to eat the right things,” says
Stanton, “but when it comes to trading health
for time, time wins.”
Robert Berman agrees - enthusiastically.
Raymond
Canon
The
International
Scene
should not dismiss this as quaint; there is a
good reason and that is they are more prone to
walking and experiencing sudden showers and
less likely to want to put up with getting wet.
Most people honestly cannot tell the
difference between Americans and Canadians;
we sound pretty much like somebody south of
the border. Foreign vendors often don’t
hesitate to charge Americans a higher price,
partly because our neighbours are now known
as the most compatible of tourists.
We even have an expression we use in
French when we feel we are being
overcharged. “Mais monsieur, je ne suis pas
Americain.”
Don’t get upset when you get taken for an
American; just make allowances for it.
Accept that some days Murphy’s law will
prevail. (If things can go wrong, they will). I
have had flights cancelled or delayed, luggage
lost (temporarily, thank goodness) reservations
misplaced, bad directions given, and the like.
You name it!
I seldom lose my cool. If possible I try to
solve the problem on the spot.
I always have reading material to pass the
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Final Thought
If we open a quarrel between the past and
the present, we shall find that we have lost
the future.
- Sir Winston Spencer Churchill
too fast
He’s the guy who invented Mac’nCheese
on a Stick. He says: “People are constantly
pressed for time these days. When I
was growing up in the '50s, my mom
made breakfast every day and the family sat
down for dinner every night. It’s a very
different pace we live today. Breakfast is pretty
much gone, as far as sitting down and eating.
Lunch is on the way out, and dinner is under
attack.”
Maybe. But not for everybody.
There’s a counter-insurgency movement that
started in Pans about 10 years ago that is
slowly, quietly making its way around the
globe. It is called, oh, delicious irony of
ironies, Slow Food.
Delegates from 15 nations (including
Canada) signed the Slow Food Manifesto.
Some of the tenets they endorse:
We are enslaved by speed and have all
succumbed to the same virus: Fast Life, which
disrupts our habits and pervades the privacy of
our homes.
Our defense begins at the table with Slow
Food. Let us rediscover the flavours and
savours and banish the degrading effects of
Fast Food.
What can a panting, rat-racing-also-ran say
to that but, Amen, brother.
And Beulah, peel me a grape.
But slowly.
time or 1 find something interesting to do.
Humans being human, mistakes will be
made, but in the vast majority of times,
anything you do or say will not change the
situation to any great degree, if at all.
Take a few common sense precautions like
get to airports in plenty of time, confirm your
reservations, carry your money in a money
belt, make sure you understand directions and
don’t be afraid to ask them. Learn a few
important expressions of the language if you
do not speak it. Have a day’s supply of cash on
hand when you arrive to see you through to the
first bank. If you carry travellers’ cheques,
keep a list of the numbers in a separate place.
By now you get the idea and I am sure that
you can add a few items to the above list.
Letters
THE EDITOR,
Our national health care system is one of the
cornerstones of Canadian society. It
exemplifies our commitment to equality,
healthy citizenry, and common concern for one
another.
In recent years, rural communities have faced
unique challenges to their access to health care
services. They have brought their concerns
forward through the Rural Dialogue initiative,
the National Rural Conference, and through
workshops and in a number of town hall
meetings with their Members of Parliament.
Access to primary health care, access to
specialists, the availability of home care, and
the state of rural infrastructure top the list of
priorities for rural Canadians.
Members of Parliament representing rural
Canadians have heard these concerns loud and
clear. In response, they drafted recommen
dations which they presented to the Minister of
Health, Allan Rock, in a report entitled,
“Development of a National Rural Health
Strategy ” Recommendations include
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Smile darn ya, smile
My kids and I have been playing a new
game lately. It has no name, and the
rules are simple. Essentially all
that’s expected of you is to try and at least look
like you're happy to be here.
It is played anytime you are out in public
alone, with a friend or family.
Though it's not generally necessary to play it
when you are in entertaining surroundings
such as a dance, I suppose even there we could
find some who would benefit from giving it a
try.
The game was inspired unwittingly by a
friend of mine last year, while enjoying a
holiday excursion together. Sitting on a patio
taking in some libations and the atmosphere,
we began, after a good deal of laughs, to relax
a bit and indulge in some people watching.
Suddenly, she pointed out how absolutely
miserable most people in general appeared to
be. Here we were in picturesque surroundings,
carefree and in good company, assuming that
most others felt the same. Yet, I had to agree, of
the folks milling around and about us, the
majority bore a countenance that to be
generous, would be best described as
woebegone.
Recalling as a youngster how my naturally
down-turned mouth prompted perpetual
admonishments of "Smile", or "Stop being so
surly", I was at first comforted to see so many
compadres. I knew they weren't really
miserable, they only looked it.
However, after taking this in for several
minutes it was, to say the least, rather
depressing. Having said to my earlier
detractors in my defense that smiling all the
time would make one look a little odd, I was
forced by this sea of facial melancholy to
admit that when you are surrounded by an
aura, better a goocy one than a gloomy one.
Then on a recent outing with my daughter, I
noted the same thing. It would seem that
looking happy only happens when we have a
reason. It can't just be our general appearance.
People whirling about in a mall, sitting on a
beach, or dining in a fine establishment, often
wear an expression which I would hope does
not befit the mood. Quite frankly, it is as if
when simply going through the steps of
existing we wear, rather than the joys of that
existence, its woes.
Thus knowing that my own dipped-at-the-
comer mouth probably looks much the same, I
decided that day with my daughter that I for
one was going to let my good time show.
And so I smiled, smiled until it hurt.
Ultimately, so did my daughter who was
inevitably caught up in my foolish, though
worthy, cause.
Since then the game has continued whenever
we travel where others congregate. We smile
like loons walking silently side by side or
waiting at a table while another fetches
refreshment.
So far no one has had us locked away.
But what I have noticed is that it's about a lot
more than a smile. As I think grin, other things
seem to be affected. Suddenly, there is a spring
in the step, a twinkle in the eyes, a lightness in
the heart that makes me realize how happy I
am to be here.
This week, give my game a try and smile,
dam ya, smile.