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SS wretched excess!
When does this place get to Europe?
The wonderful (and Canadian) actress and
comedienne Bea Lillie asked that question
more than half a century ago when she was
crossing the Atlantic aboard the Queen Mary.
If Bea thought The Queen Mary was hot
stuff, I wonder what she’d make of the
Voyager of the Seas.
Not to make mock of The Queen Mary. She
was, after all. state of the art when she was
launched in the ’30s. Fine dining, dancing to
wonderful orchestras, skeet shooting,
badminton and shuffleboard for the restless.
But then there's Voyager of the Seas - the
latest ship in the Royal Caribbean fleet.. V of
the S is nearly a quarter of a mile from stem
to stem - 1,020 feet, to be exact. Which is to
say the length of three football fields laid end
to end.
She boasts 14, count ‘em 14, passenger
decks; not one, but three swimming pools, a
health club, the largest casino at sea and - wait
for it - an 80-foot high climbing wall, an in
line skating track, a full-size basketball court
and ...
A golf course. That’s correct. A nine-hole
golf course. At sea.
Did I mention the ice-skating rink? The
four-storey indoor shopping/entertainment
boulevard? They come with your cruise aboard
Voyager of the Seas too.
Now, I know this is supposed to be terribly
International Scene? I
The money-go-round
At the turn of the century, it seems to be
keeping with the spirit of the moment to take a
look at where we are and where we are going,
if only to get a better grip on the reality of it
all.
I am reminded of this constantly as I take a
look at the horde of students I have in my class
of international finance during which we try to
examine the flows of money around the world
and what conditions them. Their concerns
revolve around what these flows will mean to
the future prosperity, both of their country and
of their own lives.
Of course there are some students who could
care less but they are in the minority; the rest
share the seriousness that we demonstrated in
the post-World War II period. Having survived
the war, we wondered whether we would
survive the peace. They wonder what the new
millennium will bring.
But there are some obvious differences. For
openers, the pace is far more rapid than it was
in the late 1940s and early 1950s.
Part of my job, therefore, is to teach them
how to view money in a time of rapid change.
I had lots of practice during my two recent
stays in the Czech Republic; I constantly had
to force people I worked with there to come to
grips with the rapid change from a communist
to a market economy, a change many of them
seemed either unwilling or unprepared to
make.
Perhaps they will really find out what I
meant when their country joins the European
Union sometime later this decade.
splendid, but I went on a Caribbean cruise
once. Six islands, Miami to Miami return. The
most boring vacation of my life. Ocean cruises
aren’t about cruising on the ocean. They’re
about pretending your back home, having a
night on the town in Dubuque or Scarborough.
The ships have huge stabilizer fins port and
aft to make sure you’re not ‘disturbed’ by the
ocean waves. Everything is designed to
insulate you, make you feel 'right at home’.
I woke up each morning to find a brochure
tucked underneath my door, outlining all the
‘fun activities’ in store for me that particular
day. A stroll around the deck was torpedoed
by some grinning gofer handing out badges to
pin on your shirt.
“Shows you’re into exercise,” says the
grinner, “you get points for every circuit you
make of the deck. Winner gets to sit at the
Captain’s Table”.
And there are the usual urban distractions.
Casinos. One-armed bandits.
A cheesy stand-up comedian telling corny
jokes in a faux nightclub.
Even the excursions ashore are micro-
managed to make sure you don’t get mired
down in, well, in that island’s particular
culture. Passengers are led ashore in closely
monitored squads and admonished to ‘stay
with the group’ and not to go in any shops that
aren’t on
List.
Result:
itinerary
visiting.
If wretched excess is
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By Raymond Canon
Our government has been a bit tardy in
allowing Canadians to invest outside of the
country and at the same time claim the
investment as part of their RRSP portfolio.
The 20 per cent limit is being breached only
rather slowly and, while it is admirable to keep
some of our investment dollars within the
boundaries of Canada, I see little wrong in
permitting up to 50 per cent to be invested
elsewhere.
This is vitally important when you look at
what the federal government is doing with
such things as Old Age and Canada Pension.
The more people can invest on their own, the
more financially secure will be their
retirement.
I am keeping my eye on the new currency in
Europe, the euro, which has. already been
introduced in high financial circles and which
sometime next year will become the currency
of the day for all consumers in 12 countries,
including the mark and the French franc. How
successful the Europeans are in managing this
new currency will condition the terms under
which a single currency could be introduced in
North America.
I have my doubts that we are ready for it but,
should the concept be introduced for
consideration, you can be sure that the
resulting debate will make the one on free
trade seem like a Sunday School picnic. I will
keep you posted on that one.
Students, among others, are always
interested in the fluctuations of the Canadian
dollar, as if its value were a prestige item. I
don’t look at it quite that way but I am on
fairly safe ground by stating that, although it is
food than you could ever eat, and you'll
receive more encouragement to shop and drink
and dine and be entertained so much you'll
think your Donald Trump.
Oh yes, and you’ll share it all with more
people than you dreamed could ever stand on
the same ship at the same time.
Voyageur of the Seas has cabins for 3,118.
Add to that the 1,020 crew members on board
to cater to your every whim and you've got a
floating community the size of a respectable
Canadian town.
The question is: when does a ship stop being
a ship and become an island?
The seagoing monstrosity that is the
Voyager of the Seas is so mammoth only a
handful of ports in the world can
accommodate it. If ships get any bigger they’ll
be applying for a seat at the United Nations.
Reminds me of the story about a guy who
finds himself aboard one of the biggest of the
big ocean liners. The ballroom alone is as big
as a football stadium. A seat at the back of the
‘night club' feels like a seat in the bleachers at
SkyDome. Everything is BIG.
Naturally, the guy starts eating big. And
drinking big.
One night, after one too many bird-bath
martinis, the guy staggers up to a waiter and
asks for directions to the washroom. He gets
them and stumbles off, but soon becomes
disoriented, takes a wrong turn, and ends up
doing a two-and-a-half gainer into the
Olympic-sized swimming pool. He comes to
the surface, sees a handful of faces looking
down at him, and screams “Don’t flush! Don’t
flush!”
still below 70 cents U.S. at the present time, it
is more likely to climb above that sometime
this year; it may even reach 72 cents. That
should make our foreign holidays a bit
cheaper.
Already the German mark has fallen below
80 cents and, surprise of surprises, I bought
Swiss francs the other day for a bit less than
par; that has certainly been a long time in
coming.
Even at 72 cents, our dollar remains
somewhat undervalued. It really should be in
the 75 - 80 cent range but, as any economist
can tell you, that is fine in theory when will it
happen in reality. Highly unlikely in the short
term!
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THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 2000. PAGE 5.
By Bonnie Gropp
In perspective
For Christmas one year.^my husband
received a gift certificate to a fine-dining
establishment in the city. This past weekend
we finally had the opportunity to use it,
enjoying a night of pampering with some
seldom seen friends.
The place is typical of its ilk, cozy but
elegant, a gentle environment meant to
encourage dining as an event, rather than a
necessity to existence.
Arriving early for our reservation, my
husband and I were seated at a quiet table by
the fireplace, a perfect setting to allow me to
indulge in one of my favourite pastimes,
people watching.
Having lived for a time in this particular city
I remembered it for its affluence. Adding that
to the perception that this appeared to be a
familiar place to many of those seated at
tables surrounding us and I came up with the
not particularly astute observation that there
were probably many people there who could
afford to do this every evening. I was, I admit,
briefly envious of their comfort and security,
their ability to indulge themselves on a whim.
Later, of course, these folk were forgotten as
catching up with our friends we discussed the
news of our lives. Typically some was good,
some was less so. But inevitably after
conciliatory nods to each other’s woes, we
were forced to acknowledge that each case
was only a twinge compared to the agonies of
others.
Sometimes things appear that make it easier
to remember our good fortune. On a recent
trip to Toronto, our family saw a ragged young
man sound asleep on a street corner. It is a
reality we had always known existed. It is also
one, tucked away as we are in rural Huron
that’s a little surreal when viewed.
Yet, while my insular life can often permit
me to shade my eyes to harsh reality, does
seeing it every day make you equally blind?
Watching the well-dressed people who passed
him, I wondered if walking by the
downtrodden on busy street comers, stepping
over and around them, immunizes you against
this pain.
Relating this story the other night, I was
suddenly shamefaced when an awareness
came to me, that earlier while I had no
problem recognizing there were others with
more than me, I had ignored the fact there is
also a great number who would have been
happy to be sitting where I was with my gift
certificate, amidst pretense and ambiance.
We don’t have to look too hard to see the
pictures of sadness, to hear stories of
desolation, trauma and tragedy. When we
become a little self-pitying, it doesn’t take
long before someone reminds us it could be
worse.
Yet, we know of so much harshness in life
that sometimes putting it into perspective isn’t
as automatic as perhaps it should be. After all,
pain is relative. When we hurt, it is hard at first
to think of another’s more intense pain. When
times are tough, and you’re presented with the
abundant blessings of others, pity for the
impoverished may not be your first feeling.
The important thing is to eventually figure it
out.