HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 2000-02-02, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 2, 2000. PAGE 5.
Here’s to your
health, har, har!
Hey folks, we hit the big time. Canada, I
mean. Yep, got ourselves a four-column,
nearly full-page spread on Page Three of the
Sunday New York Times.
Why, the editors even added a little Map of
Canada insert, so that readers of the paper
would have a good idea of where Canada is.
And what got us the attention of the most
influential newspaper in the English-speaking
world? Was it a story about our prodigies -
Gretzky? Dion? McCluhan?
Nope.
Was it a story about Vancouver being the
only North American city to be voted best burg
in the world?
Nope.
It was a story about our health care system.
In case you haven’t run afoul of it lately, you
need to know that Canada’s health care system
is a joke. Even the readers of the New York
Times know that now.
Actually, I jest. Everybody knows Canada’s
health care system is pathetic, an international
laughing stock. Everybody, save it seems, a
few elected officials in Ottawa.
How did this happen? It wasn’t so long ago
that our universal free health care system was
the envy of the world. Hell, Americans came
up here to see how it worked and how they
could copy it.
But then the government bean counters
moved in, carrying fire axes. Hospital beds
were, as they like to say,' downsized. New
medical equipment was put on hold, and as
many employees as they could slash were put
on ice.
Care to hear the numbers? In the last few
years, 4,800 doctors and nurses were bought
Learning a language
Some weeks ago my wife Sue wrote of her
driving experiences in southern France. Today
she tells of her thoughts in getting ready to go
there by boning up on her high school French
and her use of it once she got there.
I feel sorry for young people today who have
to get any more than one high school credit in
French to get their high school diploma. “Too
boring! Too hard! Not important! I’ll never use
it!”
I’ve heard it all and I am not impressed.
I’m grateful that I was a student at a time
when everyone had to study a second language
all through high school. I studied French for
seven years and, sorry, gang, I actually liked it
and it was my highest mark in my graduating
year.
A second bonus for me came when my
husband, Ray, (who speaks eight languages)
decided we should bring up a son to be
bilingual. From the time that baby was bom
until today (37 years later), Ray has spoke
French with him. The latter, when he was a
baby, thought that you spoke one way
(English) to mothers and another way (French)
to fathers.
So I have been hearing French and
understanding it for a long time. A bonus!
When 1 decided to go to France this past fall
with a friend from British Columbia she told
me she would drive the Car if I would do the
talking. I agreed, as I sure didn’t want to drive
out, given early retirement. Nearly 5,000
medical pros - and folks that’s only in the
province of Quebec.
Same story all over the country.
In Ontario, 44 hospitals closed. In Montreal,
the waiting lists for chemotherapy treatments
for breast and prostate cancer victims now
stand at four months, if you’re lucky. In British
Columbia nobody knows exactly how long
the wait list - but if you join the queue you
will find 670 people ahead of you.
Are Canadian medical professionals
discouraged?
Sure are - the ones that are left anyway. In
the last few years more than one thousand
Canadian doctors and six thousand
overworked nurses said the hell with it, packed
their bags and went south.
Hard to guess how long the remaining
medical staff can last. To say that they’re
overworked is a cruel understatement.
Two weeks ago, 23 of Toronto’s 25
hospitals turned ambulances away. Hospitals
turning away ambulances. Even a mordant
satirist like Joseph Heller would never have
come up with that.
And how has this played out for the
American medical system, which Canadians
used to tut-tut and dismiss condescendingly?
Like gold-plated bedpans dropping from the
sky.
In Canada, our hospital corridors are
clogged with patients there’s no room for. In
the States, they’re reaping the benefits of a
medical system in freefall.
A couple of years ago, the hospital in
Plattsburg, New York was about to close its
cancer unit. Not enough customers. Then
Montrealers, fed up with the constipated dog’s
breakfast that is our health care system, began
crossing the border, streaming south, wallets
in hand. The hospital in Plattsburg has just
invested a half a million dollars in new
a car in France.
This past spring I took a night .course in
French for travellers. Ray and I went though
the material I was given and modified and
added to it.
As the time came close for my departure, we
sat in the solarium and practised French. Well,
I did the practicing.
When I boarded the Air France jet in
Toronto, 1 was determined to speak only
French to French people, and I did just that. I
was nervous at first but was greatly
encouraged to find that people could actually
understand me.
In Province, I spoke French at the markets
and other stores, in restaurants, to the landlord
and his wife, to the tourist bureau people ...
everywhere. I found the French people to be
patient, helpful, kind, understanding and
appreciative of my efforts to use their
language.
I made mistakes; sometimes the person to
whom I was talking would gently say it the
right way.
I made mistakes that were funny. One day I
was telling my landlord about a bullfight, and
told him that we had sat in “siecles 558 and
559”. I knew right away that it wasn’t correct
but was stymied for the right word. I had
actually said “centuries 558 and 559”!
The landlord smiled and said that we’d sat
in, “Sieges 558 and 559”.
I found that some tourists did make the
effort to speak French. Germans and British
equipment to handle the snowbirds.
I have only one question for the Chretiens
and the Martins, the Ralph Kleins and the
Mike Harrises: when you started cashiering
doctors and nurses, mothballing hospitals,
getting rid of beds, cutting the number of
spaces for students in our medical schools -
just what the hell did you think would happen?
Hard to guess whether the politicians
thought much about it at all. Last month,
an apologist for our National Health Fiasco
told reporters quote: “the social equity of
our health system reflects our Canadian
values.”
Know who said that? Allan Rock, Canada’s
federal health minister.
Anatole France wrote: “the law, in its
majestic equality, forbids the rich as well as
the poor to sleep under bridges, to beg in the
streets and to steal bread.”
Not much of a silver lining on this
commentary. Maybe we can take a little
comfort from the ingenuity some of our fellow
citizens have shown in making what’s left of
our health care system work.
One beleaguered patient in Ontario recently
grew weary of waiting month upon month for
the magnetic resonance imaging tests he
needed. So he checked around, found out that
veterinarians are exempt from the burial
shroud that Canada’s health safety net has
become. Veterinarians can operate privately.
For cash. Outside the system.
Which is how our patient finally got the
magnetic imaging test he needed. He reserved
a session for himself...at a private animal
hospital. The name he wrote on the hospital
admission form?
Fido.
You know what folks? We paid for this joke
of a health system you and I. With our taxes. In
good faith.
And we wuz robbed.
did; Americans did not ... they just spoke
English loudly in stores and expected to be
understood.
One day, when I was in a little store in Les
Baux (former chateau of the Grimaldi family,
the ancestors of the current Prince Ranier of
Monaco), I found myself among some
American women who were on a bus tour and
had 45 minutes to spend at Les Baux. Instead
of visiting the fabulous site, they spent all the
time shopping and gave the French saleslady a
hard time (in English).
When I spoke French to the clerk, she was
so relieved, it was almost funny.
The American ladies looked at me as if I was
a freak; they had heard me speak English to
my friend. I, however, felt happy to be able to
communicate and sympathize with the French
clerk.
There are some little polite expressions that
I found to be important in Provence. One is to
say a cheerful “Bonjour” upon catching the
eye of the salesperson in a store, or when
approaching anyone you wish to talk to or ask
a question of. A sincere “Merci” for help given
is necessary, and a smiling “Au revoir” on your
departure is a must.
Observing these niceties and having them
returned in kind makes one feel good and is
well worth the effort.
Struggling for words, making mistakes and
having successes in another language were all
part of a good experience in France. I am lucky
to have had the experience!
The
Short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
Untapped, talent
Is there a talent in me untapped? Might I
have been the next Picasso, the next Clapton,
the next Katherine Hepburn?
I recently read something on Meryl Streep
and her amazing ability to get into the skin of
a character she’s portraying. One producer
attributes it to her fearlessness, the reality that
there is nothing the actor will not try in order
to get the best from herself. Joseph Papp, a
New York theatre producer who gave Streep
her first professional role said, “There are
only a few people around here who are pure
actors. She takes tremendous risks both
physical and emotion.”
Another suggests kismet has more to do
with it. According to Cher, Streep is “an
acting machine in the same sense that a shark
is a killing machine. That’s what she was born
to be.”
Is her talent a result of wanting something
and working for it? Or is it a gift she was
destined to use?
I have often wondered if those blessed folk
of beyond average ability discovered their
talent by happenstance or if it was as
inevitable as lies from a politician’s lips. If
Clapton’s grandmother hadn’t bought him a
guitar, would he eventually have found his
way to one?
Was Picasso compelled to paint or was it
just dumb luck that he decided to give it a try?
Did people see Nolan Ryan’s right arm was
special the moment he picked up a baseball?
If they are born to it then we must also
assume there are those without gifts. On the
other hand, if it’s simply a miraculous
coincidence that affords them the opportunity
of tapping that unknown talent, and working
until it surpasses all others, it is therefore
possible some of us have not realized our
potential.
One of my favourite self-deprecating
remarks is that if I excel at anything it’s at
being average. There are things I know I do as
well as most, but not better than any. My
talents might be noticeable to those who don’t
share them, but that notwithstanding they are
not particularly noteworthy. To my mind I’m
pretty much middle of the road on everything
from motherhood to musical ability.
All this said, there are occasions when I
have mused that perhaps some missed
opportunity kept a gift unrevealed. For
instance there was my penchant as a child for
overdramatising things. The early signs of a
budding Oscar winner?
The thing is that a life on stage or screen
was a romantic notion in those days, nothing
that would be taken particularly seriously.
Nor did it seem was there the imagination or
means to expose kids to diverse interests.
Fortunately, that is not so today. While it
may be argued that we have deprived them of
some things, this generation of young people
has been blessed with a variety of experiences.
Kids skate, they dance, they sing, they play
piano, guitar, drums. They study theatre,
photography, music, media.
Perhaps some people are the best because
they work hard. Others may be born to do
what they do. But a wealth of opportunity
makes it easier to discover our gifts and share
them with others.