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Sports
Lung Association's golf privilege cards still available
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From the sidelines
It was a simple question
By Hugh Nichol
It was a simple
question asked by
a late night sports
announcer.
By winning the
Masters, Tiger
Woods is the first
to simultaneously
hold the titles of what is considered
the men's professional grand slam of
golf, the Masters, the U.S. Open, the
British Open and the PGA. What
makes this so remarkable is that only
four others, Gene Sarazen, Ben
Hogan, Gary Player and Jack
Nicklaus, have managed to win all
four in their careers and thus the
question: Is this the greatest achieve-
ment in sport?
While there is little doubt the
record will never be equalled, Tiger,
whose real name is Eldrick, is not
without his critics. Many are quick to
point out the championships were
not won in the same calendar year
while others simply refuse to accept
golf as. more than a walk in the park
compared to the he-man sports of
baseball, basketball, football and
hockey.
Even I have difficulty with this
apples-and-oranges debate. How, for
example, do you compare Tiger's
performance to Darryl Sittler's 10-
point night in 1976, Don Larson's
perfect World Series pitching per-
formance of 1956, Wilt
Chamberlain's 100-point game in
1962 or Mario Lemieux's unbeliev-
able five-goal outburst in 1988 when
he became the first player in National
Hockey League history to score at
even strength, on the powerplay,
shorthanded, on a penalty shot and
into an empty net?
All hold a special- place in their
respective sports record book but are
they merely the result of a magical
one night stand? If so how about
something more seasonal in length
such as Joe DiMaggio's 56 consecu-
tive game hitting streak in 1941,
Mark McGwire's 70-homerun sea-
son of 1998, Boston Red Sox Carl
Yastrzemskt's triple crown perform-
ance of 1967 when he led the
American League in batting average,
home runs and runs batted in or
Wayne Gretzky's 215-point scoring
title in 1986?
Or if you favour longevity and
endurance we have Cal Ripken's
2,632 consecutive game streak,
George Blanda's 26 years in the
National Football League or Gordie
Howe playing NHL hockey until the
age of 52.
And never overlook the ultimate
international sports stage known as
the Olympics. Every American
remembers the 1972 seven gold
medals performance of swimmer
Mark Spitz and none.of us will ever
forget Romania's Nadia Comaneci
who did the impossible by recording
a perfect score on the uneven bars
during the 1976 Montreal Olympics.
My own personal choice for the
greatest achievement by a single per-
son in sporting history is as follows:
during the 1969-70 hockey season a
22-year-old in only his fourth season
of NHL hockey accomplished the
following: won the Art.Ross trophy
as the league's leading scorer, won
the James Norris Memorial Trophy
as the league's outstanding defense-
man, won the Hart Memorial Trophy
as the league's most valuable player,
was named a first team all-star selec-
tion, won the Conn Smythe trophy as
the most valuable player in the play-
offs, and became a Stanley Cup
champion when he scored the over-
time game winner.
He, of course, is Bobby Orr and the
"goal" which features number four
flying through the air was recently
voted the most famous hockey photo
ever. Yet my choice was not without
second thoughts especially consider-
ing that Orr's performance gave him
a room full of memories while Tiger
received a five-year $100 million
endorsement deal with Nike.
Maybe we non-believers should
heed the words of Jack Nicklaus who
once said that on every hole there IS
a price to pay.
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