The Citizen, 1998-10-14, Page 5The
Short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
Protecting what's ours
International Scene
By Raymond Canon
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 14, 1998. PAGE 5.
Arthur Black
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For better
or worse
Marriage is a wonderful institution.
But who wants to be in an institution?
Mae West
Marvelous Mae knew whereof she spoke.
The ditzy Hollywood glam queen stood at
the altar more times than Cal Ripken's stood
at the plate. She didn't need a minister, she
needed a turnstile. She just wasn't very good
at the wedding game.
And I am not tossing stones here, because
truth to tell, neither am I.
I've been married more than once, and my
track record shows that I'm just not terribly
talented at it. The institution, I mean. I have
no trouble with commitment. The loVely lady
I am with has been my partner for more than
20 years.
We just don't have a piece of parchment to
prove it, that's all.
I don't know what it is about marriage —
that long lonely aisle, the guy with the book
at the end of it, which pocket the ring is in,
my drunken in-laws ... whatever it is, I'm
just not very good at being officially trussed
up and hog-tied and delivered squealing to
the altar to get my forehead stamped
"married" — or whatever it is they do.
The
transformation
of railways
For most of the communities that read my
column the concept of trains passing through
is nothing more than a memory. All at one
time had a railway which, in the distant past,
provided infrequent passenger service and,
more recently only freight service.
All of that is now gone. If my memory
serves me correctly, Watford and Essex are
the only ones to have tracks on which trains
actually run.
When Kingsville was in the process of
having the tracks through the town torn up, I
wrote an article on the subject, pointing out
that rail service in some communities had
been saved only because American
companies which specialize in short-haul rail
lines, were willing to come in, buy up the
line and provide service that was better than
before.
Railtex was the first to appear in southern
Ontario, when it took over the line from
Stratford to Goderich, with a spur line to
Centralia. Not only did it provide better
service but it also made a profit.
The line is still running, with the salt mines
at Goderich its biggest customer.
Since I wrote that article, the purchase of
Mind you, I'm a regular Pa Brady
compared to some of the skittish colts that
have hopscotched down the aisle, only to
leapfrog out the nearest open window.
Elizabeth Taylor. She's been married,
what? Eight times? Eighteen times?
She's put her brand on various sides of beef
ranging from Saudi princes to monosyllabic
truck drivers.
And even Liz looks positively faithful
compared to some celebrity knot-tiers.
Take Katherine Hepburn. She swooned at
the sight of a tycoon socialite named Ludlow
Smith back in the 1950s. It was love at first
sight. They sent out the invitations.
Hired the caterers. Booked the church and
the reception hall. Gazed into each others
eyes and solemnly intoned, "Til death do us
part".
Two weeks later he- was sleeping on the
davenport in the living room. At the end of
three weeks they were divorced.
And Dennis Hopper? The star of movies
such as Easy Rider and Apocalypse Now
once fell forelock over Guccis for a winsome
thrush by the name of Michelle Phillips. It
was a whirlwind romance — and a hurricane
bust-up. The Hopper/Phillips nuptials lasted
just under eight days.
Buck Owens found a permanent horse stall
in the Country Music Hall of Fame with his
hit Okie From Muskogee. He also found a
cute as a button fiddler by the name of Jana
such railways has accelerated. Railtex, which
is headquartered in San Antonia, TX, and
which runs railroads in both Brazil and
Kazakhstan, found another opportunity in
Canada when it bought out the CN line
running between Truro and Sydney, N.S. In
their first year of operation they were able to
increase shipments by no less than 20 per
cent, an indication that companies will use
the railway if it provides good service.
But the biggest purchase to date of a
Canadian railway by an American firm is the
Hudson Bay line which ends in the port of
Churchill in northern Manitoba. OmniTRAX,
whose head office is in Denver, will operate
the line north of The Pas and thus be
responsible for the grain shipments to the
port where the grain is loaded on vessels
from Europe.
It is actually quite a bit shorter to send
grain that way but it is hampered by a short
shipping season and a rail line that is badly in
need of modernization. Perhaps OmniTRAX
will be the one to do the job.
It is somewhat ironic that the line that ran
through Kingsville was American owned and
was shortening its line in Canada at the same
time as other rail companies were buying
into Canadian lines.
Certainly there are lots more where the
Truro, Goderich or Hudson Bay lines came
from. CN is busy getting rid of as many short
lines as possible, with well over a dozen
Grief along the way.
You'd think they'd make beautiful music
together, and they did — for 48 hours. That's
how long it took them to discover that
somebody was off-key.
They filed for divorce two days after they
walked down the aisle.
I've had hangovers that lasted longer than
that.
Ah, but they are all of them Marital Rocks
of Gibraltar compared with the greatest love'
em and leave' em celebrity of all.
In the early years of this century, Rudolph
Valentino, the legendary Hollywood Silver
Screen Lothario, passionately wooed and
eventually won the heart of an actress by the
name of Jean Acker.
Valentino fans were devastated. What???
The great Valentino confined to just one
woman? The horror! The waste!
They needn't have worried. The marriage
between Rudy and Jean lasted exactly 45
minutes before they were both once more
flying solo and hitting the Singles Bars.
Poor fools. There's no great trick to having
a long and happy marriage.
Henny Youngman figured it out years ago.
"My wife and I make sure that we always
take time to go out to restaurant two times a
week," the comedian once explained. "A
little candlelight ... dinner ... soft music ...
dancing ..."
"She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
currently up for sale. To carry the irony
further, CN has also made a recent purchase
of a large rail line in the United States which
will see its holdings stretch all the way down
to the Gulf of Mexico.
Canadian Pacific, not to be outdone, is also
active either tearing up lines of trying to sell
them. It seems that the two Canadian
companies have come to the conclusion that
long haul is the only way to make money.
This is certainly the opposite in Europe
where any community of any size has a
railway, with, for the most part, frequent
passenger service.
It should not go unmentioned that they, of
course, are heavily subsidized. But so is VIA
Rail for that matter.
If the American companies can buy a
Canadian line, improve service and still
make a profit, all the more power to them.
Perhaps the process could have been
started earlier and some places, currently
without a rail line, would still be able to
benefit from efficient freight service.
A Final Thought
There is no more lovely, friendly and
charming relationship, communion or
company than a good marriage.
—Martin Luther
There are assuredly more heinous crimes,
but few directly affect so many.
A serial killer selects his victims by some
demented criteria and a thief targets the
wealthy. But the vandal's crime is typically
against an entire community. It is an act, not
just of outmost disrespect but of cowardice.
The vandal does his damage, then runs.
Though an arsonist is often first on the scene
to witness the repercussions of his deed, the
vandal seldom even sees reaction to his
mischief.
Last Wednesday morning, Blyth residents
woke to find destruction of property on the
Blyth Greenway Trail. It is not the fact that
damage was restricted to some signs and a
flower bed that matters. It is the fact that this
disregard to the selfless dedication of
countless volunteers who donated hours to
create this area of pride, that is a slap in the
face to the entire community.
I've never been able to quite grasp the
point. Anyone who considers destruction a
way to get their kicks has some serious
problems. If their actions are motivated by
revenge, what's the point of delivering the
message, when both its receiver and its
sender may be obscure to everyone but the
guilty party. If rebellion is the driving force,
again, why bother if people don't know who
the rebel is?
Even as a kid, I didn't seem to see the joy
in mischief. I recall one Halloween when I
wickedly set out with a friend and some bars
of soap to follow the rules and trick the non-
treaters. With each place we hit I struggled
more and more to discover exactly how this
was fun.
And the next day I was wracked by such
guilt, consumed by such fear that I had
unknowingly been spied and identified, that
I had an overwhelming urge to go confess to
all and sundry, and wash my victims'
windows.
And this, when considered in the great
scheme was pretty insignificant, a childhood
prank, easily, with little effort, undone at no
cost. I did nettling threatening, nor lasting.
As I noted earlier, vandalism hurts not just
a specific target, but the entire community.
Looking at defaced buildings, picking up the
pieces of broken property are demoralizing
to people who take pride in where they live.
A rash of break-ins in Brussels has
prompted businesspeople to look at the idea
of a Watchdog Unit. The idea has also been
proposed for Blyth. The unit would patrol
through the evening and report suspicious
behaviour to police. In Brussels the main
focus was to if not catch than discourage any
further robberies.
However, the reciprocal effect of this is
the fact that mischief makers and vandals
will be deterred as well. Typically,
destructive acts are done by locals. So, as
they come to understand that people who
likely know them, who could identify them
to family and police, are out on watch, it
certainly should take the enthusiasm out of
their ardour for shenanigans.
Vandalism regardless of the reason or
target is really a crime against community
and the people who care about it. Taking
action such as through a watchdog unit, is
the type of thing that makes a community a
bettor place in which to live.