The Citizen, 1998-06-03, Page 5A Final Thought
For the egoist has so far the advantage
over every other species of devotee, that his
idol is ever present — Catherine Gore
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 3, 1998. PAGE 5.
Put an argyle
sock in it!
May the God of the Tundra forgive me.
May the Frigid Furies who guard the spirit of
the Great White North have mercy on my
soul.
I am about to utter the starkest of Canadian
heresies.
Here it is: I've heard enough of Stan
Rogers.
There. I said it.
Not that I don't admire the man. He was a
fine writer of songs with a wonderful ringing
voice and a mesmerizing presence in concert,
not to mention on cassette, LP and CD.
It's just that I've ... heard enough of him.
For a while.
And that goes for the Barra Macleans, the
Rankins, the Irish Rovers, most of Sarah
McLaughlin - for any musical group within
10 feet of a fiddle, a bodhran or a penny
whistle.
It's Celtic Overload that I'm suffering from.
Every 'time I turn on. the radio I hear Celtic
music.
I'd like, just for a while, to hear something
- anything - else.
And before you accuse me of petty
nationalism or outright racism, allow me to
present my own, impeccably plaid Celtic
credentials.
The name is Black. I hail from the heather-
Never is a long time
I have been somewhat amazed at the
number of "experts" who have taken to
writing letters to the editor of various
newspapers expressing their dislike of the
way talks have been going on, the
Multilateral Agreement on Investment (MAI
for short).
I'm not sure how many of them have been
influenced on The subject by Maude Barlow
but, since she has been particularly vocal
about the evils of the agreement, I would
assume that she is something of a ringleader
in this protest.
I would also hazard a guess that not too
many readers are acquainted enough with
this topic to be able to express an opinion so
a bit of background material is in order. It
revolves around the desire of many countries
to have some agreement on foreign
investments. If you want to invest, for
example, in France, what rules should govern
such a movement of money and would such
rules be fair.
Those interested in the subject would like
to think that there was some agreement in
place that would treat investors equally well.
With foreign investment already running at
about half a trillion dollars a year, there
should be some rules in place'but such is not
the case.
Given that we have been able to work out a
great many ground rules for trade in goods
clad hills and misty lochs of Clan Gregor.
As my uncle laian so inelegantly put it,
years ago: "Fear not my boy - you come
from a long Lowland line of porridge-eaters,
deer poachers and sheep molesters."
"Celtic". It's certainly a venerable word.
The first references appeared in Ancient
Greek and Roman times, when the word was
used to describe the barbarian hordes of what
would one day become Western Europe.
Julius Caesar refined the term, using it to
refer specifically to the barbarian hordes of
'middle Gaul' - in other words, much of
what became modern-day France and
Germany.
Somehow, in the intervening two
millennia, the term came to describe the
barbarian hordes who spoke a guttural family
of languages including Welsh, Gaelic and
Breton.
And there's at least one expert who thinks
the whole notion of "Celtishness" - bagpipes,
shillelaghs, tartans and leprechauns - is a
crock. As flat as a pint of day-old Guinness.
Simon James, an archeologist at Durham
University in England, maintains'that use of
the label 'Celtic' is historically unfounded. He
says it was part of a very "simple and
attractive picture" that our ancestors invented
for themselves - pleasant, but essentially
bogus.
James claims we've put the cart before the
horse, that we've created a mythical Celtic
culture and romantically superimposed it
onto what he maintains were essentially mere
By Raymond Canon
and services between countries, it would
seem like a simple matter to do the same for
investment. Accordingly three years ago the
Organization for Economic Co-operation and
Development (OECD) set out to do just that.
Any agreement they could come'up with
would replace the more than 1,600 bilateral
agreements already in place and would at the
same time, dismantle many of the barriers
that still exist against foreign investors.
However, what appeared to be simple has
turned into anything but. After three years of
often acrimonious haggling, the 140-page
document currently being prepared is only a
shadow of what is was intended to be.
Even the watered-down version doesn't
seem to please any country and it was at this
point somebody pointed out that MAI does
not represent a short-form, it is the Italian
word for 'never.'
I find it rather strange that, in spite of the
fact that the negotiations have been dragging
on for some time, not one of the writers to
editors seems to be aware of this fact and-has
written as if the agreement was on the point
of being put into effect. The Canadian
government, at which the letters were
directed, was never close to even considering
signing. It has, for openers, fought hard to
restrict foreign investment in our cultural
industries such as film and television.
It goes without saying that banks would
also come in for careful consideration. As it
stands naw, the proposed agreement is dead
in the water.
There are a number of reasons for this
inability to come to a successful conclusion.
'fringe communities' of ancient Britons.
And I'm sure I don't need to tell you that
Professor James has to be very careful which
pub he chooses to have a pint in, of an
evening. There are Celtic patriots who would
cheerfully run him out of town on a greased
caber.
I don't know whether James is on to
something or not - but I do know that anyone
- archeologist or barfly - wants to think very
carefully before telling Celts that they're a
crock. Anyone - archeologist or barfly -
attacks any culture's identity at their peril.
This is a lesson that Ralph BenMergui
knows far better than I do.
You know Ralph - the guy who hosted the
hapless Friday night CBC TV show a few
years back. The critics roasted poor Ralph
unmercifully. Finally, he bailed from the
Friday night slot in a hail of bad reviews and
slim ratings.
But he's still with the CBC. Nowadays,
Ralph fronts a daytime talk show on the tube.
Recently, the topic for discussion was:
"Celtic Music: Enough Already".
Apparently not. The phone lines lit up, the
studio audience hissed and Ralph was forced
to retreat once again, confessing that he had
ah, perhaps underestimated the fervour of
Celtic music fans. Last week on the show,
Ralph was apologizing all over the place.
And rightly so. The Celts have a long
history of honourable behaviour.
Ben Murgui that's a Highland Scots
clan, isn't it?
One is the fact that the OECD is ill-equipped
to carry out such detailed and wide-ranging
negotiations. The organization is far better
known for its economic research than
international negotiation and one earlier
attempt to establish some binding rules on
investment ended in total failure.
Perhaps the job should have been left to the
World Trade Organization, the successor to
GATT, since there is much more expertise in
this body.
Then again, too many countries which
would be affected by any agreement on
investment were not even allowed to take
part in the negotiations since they were not
members of OECD. If you are going to have
rules which affect foreign investment in your
country, it would seem logical that you have
some hand in drafting these rules. This was
not the case.
Finally, as I indicated above, each of the
countries taking part has many likes and
dislikes which it is reluctant to abandon.
Labour laws and the environment rank high
on this list but with widely varying standards.
The best thing would be a transfer of the
entire matter over to the World Trade
Organization. In the meantime anybody who
might be considering a letter can rest assured
that MAI is, indeed, a long, long time away.
The
Short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
No certainties
It seems a fitting testimony to the tragic
ironies of this life.
Last week, Brantford-born comic actor
Phil Hartman was shot to death, apparently
by his third wife, former model Brynn
Omdahl, who then turned the gun on herself.
For those who have spent the past two
decades in orbit, and are perhaps not familiar
with Hartman, the gifted mimic was, among
others, Bill Clinton and Frank Sinatra
during an eight-year run on Saturday Night
Live. He gave voice to numerous characters
on The Simpsons, and most recently was
enjoying success as a newsanchor on NBC's
comedy hit News Radio.
Though born in Ontario, Hartman only
resided here for eight years before his family
moved to the States. Yet, by all accounts he
cherished his roots. The mayor of Brantford
described him as being "incredibly generous
in remembering" Brantford. Known
professionally for his rich broadcaster
baritone and sanctimonious attitude, the real
Hartman, according to friends, was a down-
to earth guy, who was truly happy and
devoted to his family.
Yet, behind the scenes, something
obviously went very wrong. The life of this
man, who brightened the lives of others
either through knowing him or through his
humour, became sadly and darkly destined.
People may never know what really went
wrong, whether the path to this tragedy was
one that had been travelled for a time, or if it
was a split second wrong turn. But like so
many human stories, the sad ending was
shocking. The personal struggle that would
lead to this, seems incongruous to the public
image presented.
Yet, in a world of wondrous variety, full
of thunderbolts and blue skies this conflict of
perception is more the norm than the
exception. Should we really be so
surprised? Abominations happen in beautiful
places. Trust is betrayed by a hand once
extended in friendship. The face of an angel
can belie the heart of a demon.
We live in a world replete with disarming
contradictions. As we can't always
understand calamity on a sunny day, nor the
waste of a brilliant mind left fallow, nor the
innocence of a child jaded by harsh realities,
neither is it easy to accept the degeneration
of a spirit, the rage created when love
becomes angry.
But, things are seldom as they appear,
seldom as they should be, or as we expect
them to be. Fortunately the contradictions
work both ways. Dismal days are followed
by sunny skies. There are fools to suffer and
geniuses to applaud and for every person
brought low, there is someone who rises
above.
There will always be tragic stories like
that of the Hartmans that make us wonder
how what outwardly appeared so right could
go so wrong. But one thing is certain —
nothing can ever be taken for granted. How
often has someone smugly proclaimed,
"That will never happen to me." — and it
does? How many times has someone in all
sincerity announced, "I could never do that
— and they do?"
The intricacies of humanity, the diversity
or this world preclude any certainties.
Arthur Black
International Scene