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HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1998-05-13, Page 5A Final Thought
To accomplish great things we must not
only act, but also dream, not only plan, but
also believe. —Anatole France
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, MAY 13, 1998. PAGE 5.
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I know' I must be the last one on my block,
but I've just seen a movie called Tomorrow
Never Dies.
Correction: I've just seen a video
advertising•catalogue called Tomorrow
Never Dies. It stars Hollywood Pretty Boy
Pierce Brosnan as James Bond — and more
brand name products than you'd find in the
West Edmonton Mall.
As Bond, Brosnan drives a hyper-gadgeted
BMW. His martinis (shaken not stirred)
are, made with Smirnoff vodka. He tells the
time by looking at his Omega wristwatch.
And so on. As a matter of fact, the most
enjoyable way to watch this otherwise
forgettable spool of celluloid fluff is to play
"Spot the Tie-:n". — See how many brand
names you can spot and speculate with your
date about how many' millions they paid to
have their products aRpear in a Bond movie.
But it's not just movies. I read in a New
York magazine that kart Vonnegut, one of
my favourite authors, s now in the beer
business. He's putting out .1 vanity brew, with
his mug pasted on the late', called "Kurt's
Mile-High Malt".
What next — Farley Mowat opens a
Here a crisis!
There a crisis!
I think I have figured out why there is so
much stress in the world. It is simply because
you can't turn on the radio or TV without
being informed that there is a crisis going on
in some industry, some area of society or in
some country.
These are not run-of-the-mill crises; they
are full-fledged ones which, if they are not
solved, will mean that the world will go
rapidly to hell in a handbasket.
I'm almost afraid to open the daily
newspaper when I get up for fear that I may
have to eat my breakfast in total trepidation.
Could it be that we are overdoing it just a
tad?'
I'm not saying that crises do not exist. They
certainly do. I recall the time that the U.S.
President John Kennedy called Nikita
Krushchev's bluff during the Cuban missile
crisis. That could have gone either way but
fortunately Nikita saw fit to let his bluff be
called and turned back his ships. Now- that
was a crisis!
Then there was the time those same
Russians, this time under Joseph Stalin,
decided to blockade West Berlin in the hopes
of forcing the western powers out of the city.
Again, the west, led by the United States,
bakery to market his new line of stone-
ground bread — Farley's Barley?
Advertising is everywhere you look; and
it's there whether you like it or not.
There was a time when you could choose
to avoid ads by closing the magazine,
switching off the television or throwing a
book at the radio, but alas, not anymore.
In New York, advertisers are using light
beams to cast images of logos and ads onto
Manhattan sidewalks. Advertisers love it
because it's cheap and inescapable. Critics
hate it for the same reasons.
"This is colonizing your cornea for
advertising," says author James Twitchell.
"What's the advantage you're getting from
somebody mucking up your public space?"
Would that it were only sidewalks. I read
also that there are plans afoot — though not
approved, so far -- to have NASA launch
what amount to huge discs into orbit around
the earth. Discs which would, for those who
could afford the rates, become giant floating
billboards, exhorting us to Wear Nikes! or
Drink Sprite! — 24 hours a day.
"Isn't that a beautiful full moon tonight
darling?"
"Yeah ... and that Windows '95 ads pretty
nice too."
You have to wonder when, if ever, human
beings are going to turn on these relentless,
money-grubbing eroders of peace and quiet
and snarl "Get the @%*& outta my face!"
Perhaps it's already happening. Recently,
Mike Cameron, a 19-year-old high school
senior in Evans, Georgia was suspended
By Raymond Canon
rose to the occasion and flew, almost non-
stop, food and other supplies into the. three
airports of the western sector so that the
population of the city could be fed and kept
w ann.
These crises make most of the current ones
look like confused disputes. I don't know
how many times I heard the word used in
connection with the recent drop in the value
of the Canadian dollar on international
money markets. One would have thought
that, when the sun sank in the west, we were
going to sink along with it. Well, we didn't;
in fact, politicians, eager to make points with
some organization, were claiming how much
better our economy was than five years ago.
Even today, I don't know how many
commentators report a drop in the value of
the Canadian dollar in almost hushed tones
as if it were due to some failing on our part.
It is not and I wish they would stop. When
our dollar drops in value, there are actually a
lot of exporters rubbing their hands in glee.
One of the latest crises has been that of
global warming. Everybody has a theory as
to why the average temperature of this planet
is rising, albeit rather slowly. I get the
impression of a Chicken Little, going about
in sonic distraught fashion crying that the sky
is falling and thereby manufacturing a crisis.
The trouble with the global warming crisis
is that all the information available to date
indicates that the chief culprit could well be a
from school by the principal.
His crime? Living in Evans, Georgia, really.
Evans, you see, is only an hour or so east of
Atlanta, Georgia — and Atlanta is the world
headquarters of Coca Cola. The staff of
Greenbrier High School — good corporate
forelock-tuggers that they are — decided to
have a ( I am not making this up) Coke In
Education Day, in which they would honour
Coca Cola executives by among other things,
having the entire student body wear shirts with
the Coca Cola emblem emblazoned on them.
At the conclusion of the celebrations the
student body was to swarm en masse on the
school football field in such a way as to spell
out C 0 K E for the visiting Atlanta
poobahs.
Which is where Mike Cameron threw a
bottle cap in the works. He showed up in a
shirt that featured — gasp! — the Pepsi
logo. Cameron was immediately hauled off
to the principal's office, told by the principal
that he "might have cost the school 10 grand"
and sent home under suspension.
Mike Cameron may be Persona non grata
with the principal of Greenbrier high school,
but he's a hero to me. A trailblazer for the
faceless flocks of consumer sheep that
seldom utter a bleat. A guy with the gonads
to stand up and say, "I've had enough".
Stephen Leacock once defined advertising
as "the science of arresting human intelli-
gence long enough to get money from it."
Perhaps we're seeing the first signs that
human intelligence is getting sick and tired
of being under arrest.
number of things, only one of which is the
greenhouse gases theory. Recently the
number of clouds got into the act with the
claim by some of the scientists studying the
phenomenon that the number of cosmic rays
influence the number of clouds which in turn
influence the temperature.
We will have a crisis if we, after all this
research, discover that most of the global
warming is-beyond our control. But that will
not come for a while yet. In the meantime
any crisis is a manufactured one.
Maybe there is a connection between our
concept of crisis and the contemporary one
of labelling as many events as possible as
super-events, or even super-stars. In order to
get people's attention we have'to elevate our
assessment of something or someone to an
exaggerated height. Using the same line of
thinking we can then elevate a specific
phenomenon to the crisis level so that we can
get everybody's attention.
It becomes increasingly hard to separate
the real crises from the created ones so jhat
we act when we should not or fail or act
when we should. Perhaps we are going to
learn to tone down our language somewhat.
The
short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
Just had to laugh
The air is warm, the sky is bright, our
yards are green — and the paint is peeling.
The natural world looks fresh and new,
while around my home shedding the winter
dinginess is a real piece of work. Walls,
woodwork and windows want freshening,
But I cannot take the time right now,
because outdoors, as, nature blooms anew,
my yard meanwhile has taken on a
challenging new personality. Problems seem
to have sprung up all over the place and
unwelcome surprises greet me at every
flower bed.
Believe me, to a less than expert gardener,
the task of trying to recall what belongs and
what doesn't, what to keep and what simply
has to go, can be a daunting one. While I
become reacquainted with old flowering
friends, I am surprised by the many
unfamiliar or unwelcome things which have
rooted themselves to my property. Also,
with minds of their own, certain of my plants
have already shown their wanderlust. Like
willful children my forget-me-nots run
rampant making the likelihood of their being
forgotten quite unlikely. And the assault
being waged by vengeful goutweed, enraged
by my attempts to remove it, is relentless.
Perhaps the war can be blamed on my
desire to own a home with 'character'. We
took possession of our century-old house in
1980. Or at least something did, as my
husband swears it's inhabited by a demon
everytime he tries to do any renovations.
In retrospect, it has perhaps been less the
dream home than we anticipated. Our plan
had been to restore this piece of history, not
just to fit our needs, but with the love and
respect it deserved. Thinking that the dream
would be realized in a few short years it has
been a rude awakening that almost two
decades later there is still much to be
completed and, with so much time having
passed, in some cases redone.
So while our focus was strictly on the
interior, the exterior, which had already been
untended for two years prior to our
ownership, has been clambering for
attention. Realizing that as we zealously
tried to complete our vision indoors, outside
was beginning to look a little neglected.
Thus, in haphazard manner, I began last
summer to try and begin harmonizing the
existing plants with some newcomers.
Now, this year, I'm sure our neighbours
are thrilled to see, we have undertaken a few
more ambitious projects in the long-ignored
landscape. And I must say for a couple
weary of drywall dust and the frustrating
unpredictability of ages-old plumbing and
wiring, outdoor renovating is rather
invigorating. As we wandered around the
property on a balmy day last week, a gentle
breeze rustling the budding leaves, where
sheltered birds sang their spring music, we
could easily dream and scheme. I could see
the gardens, wonderful and weedless,
beckoning butterflies and bees. Before me, I
saw the deck and a patio, from which we
will wile away summer surveying our tiny
domain.
And then, I recalled that same feeling '18
years ago when I stood in the middle of a
musty old home and imagined its glorious,
stately potential realized — and just had to
laugh.
Arthur Black
International Scene