HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1999-07-21, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, JULY 21, 1999. PAGE 5.
i Arthur Black
Recycling the scooter
When I was a little kid, my Uncle Roy built
me a scooter.
Fancy, it wasn't. A four-foot length of 2x6
with a couple of discarded wagon wheels fore
and aft. He made a steering column out of a
broken hockey stick, nailed a cross-piece to it
for handle bars and I thought I’d died and gone
to heaven.
My first set of wheels - not counting the
baby carriage.
Wheeling soon became more complicated.
When I figured out how to balance myself
without a foot on the ground, I graduated to a
CCM one-speed with coaster brakes - when
you wanted to stop you just pedaled
backwards, which seized the rear wheel and
brought you to a skidding halt.
Then one summer, Donny Rutherford
showed up riding a shiny new Schwinn with -
get this - hand brakes right on the handlebar
and THREE forward gears: Low, Medium and
High.
Every kid on the block succumbed to
International Scene
Utter stupidity
If any groups of people are acquainted with
the works of the German dramatist Friedrich
Schiller, it should be either people connected
with the theatre or the Swiss. After all, it was
Schiller who wrote what people consider to be
the definitive work on William Tell and it is the
one that is usually used when the Swiss get
around to staging a drama on their mythical
hero.
I must admit that it had a profound influence
on me the first time that I saw it in Altdorf,
located in the original part of Switzerland
formed in 1291 and where the statue of Tell is
located.
He also, by the way, wrote a play called
Maria Stuart (Mary, Queen of Scots), a
translation of which was once played at
Stratford, if my memory serves me right.
But I wonder how many people are
acquainted with another of Schiller’s lines
which caught my eye the other day when I was
reading some of my notes on the German
author. “With stupidity,” said Schiller, “even
the gods struggle in vain.”
I was thinking specifically of Yugoslavia
which the post-war leader Josef Broz Tito held
together by the sheer force of his personality
and which has been devastated by the stupidity
of some leaders who want to dredge up ancient
unbridled Cycle Lust. Little did any of us
know: this was merely the beginning of the
Golden Age of bicycles.
Three-speeds begat five-speeds begat 10-,
13-, even 17-speed bikes. Festooned with toe
clips, rear derailleurs, automatic shifters and
suspension systems sporting unpronounce
able Italian names, the machines began to look
like extras from a Star Wars set.
Oh yes, and the quick release bicycle saddle.
Who in hell wants a quick release bicycle seat?
Weld the damn thing to the seat post so I don’t • They’re called autopeds.
have to carry it under my arm every time I stop
at Tim Horton’s.
Everything changed. My old CCM one-
speed was made of crummy old steel and
lasted for 20 years. Not good enough for the
New Age machines.
They’re made of molybdenum and titanium
and ultra-hi-impact polymers.
Not that that means they’ll last 20 years or
anything. These state of the art babies are not
supposed to last 20 years.
They’re projected to turn into hopeless, out
dated dinosaurs after two or three seasons at
most.
That way we’ll all keep buying more, trying
to get a leg up on the next two-wheeled trend.
By Raymond Canon
hatreds to justify cruel actions bordering on
genocide.
It is not that we did not have any warning of
this. It is said that, during World War II when
Yugoslavia was occupied by the Germans, the
Croatians and the Serbs fought each other
more savagely than they did the Nazis. Now it
is the Serbs and the Kosovars who are venting
their hatred on each other.
But there are other examples of stupidity in
the world which do not make the front page
with the monotonous regularity as do the
activities in the Balkans. The same can be said
for the politicians in any number of countries
who have failed to tell their electorate of the
increasing cost of both health care and
pensions, increases which cannot be matched
by any similar climb in general tax revenues.
The idea is fast becoming prevalent that aH»
the health care system needs is additional
revenue. What it really needs is a thorough
overhaul which can weed out inefficiencies
and treatments that we can no longer afford to
be given as a sacred right to all and sundry.
The Europeans have another problem on
their hands, the handling of which is sheer
stupidity. Agricultural subsidies in the
European Union are not far off $100 billion a
year and the biggest effect seems to be huge
surpluses and the cost of storing them.
What is going to happen when the farm
community of Poland, Hungary and the Czech
Republic join the club and start looking for
similar handouts? Yet at the recent conference
on the matter, only cosmetic changes were
So. Care to guess what the next two-wheeled
trend is?
Scooters. Yup - two-wheeled, no-geared, no
seat, push scooters. Just like the one my Uncle
Roy made me.
Well, not exactly like that one. The new
scooters are hi-tech, with knobbly bicycle
tires, chro-moly frames, V-brakes, fenders, a
kickstand, a bell and a spotlight for night, uhh,
scooting.
Plus, they’re not called scooters any more.
They needed a more upscale name I guess,
because the price tag is more upscale.
It’ll cost you three hundred bucks for the
cheapest autoped on the market.
The top of the line model will set you back
a grand.
But hey, it’s healthy, it’s simple and it’s
faster and easier than either skateboarding or
in-line skating, so why don’t you give it a try?
Hurry down to your local
bi/tri/uni/recumbent/mountain/racing/touring
cycle shop and ask if you can test drive one of
those cutting edge autopeds.
But don’t forget to bring along the most
important piece of cycling equipment.
Your wallet.
made. For example, it was agreed not to
increase the subsidies for the time being.
Other stupidities which have gone on far too
long are the animosities of Turkey and Greece
over such places as Cyprus and that of India
and Pakistan over Kashmir.
In the Middle Ages, such attitudes would
perhaps be understandable. That is precisely
where many of them came from but this is
supposed to be an enlightened age!
How much longer must the United Nations
go on trying to keep the Turks and Greeks
apart in Cyprus and the Indians and Pakistani
separated in Kashmir? There are adults today
who were not born yet when the two disputes
broke out.
Schiller lived in the 18th century and he,
who was, in essence, a very thoughtful man,
would be highly distraught to learn that the
same stupidities to which he referred in his
century, are still going on today.
It reminds me of the oft quoted statement
that those who fail to heed the lessons of
history are doomed to repeat its failures.
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A Final Thought
You can do what you think you can
do and you cannot do what you think
you cannot do.
- Ben Stein
The
Short
of it
By Bonnie Gropp
Memories chime
Summertime and summer holidays,
Looking back, childhood memories of
family vacations are some of the most special.
They were idyllic times, slow soothing days,
long leisurely nights away from the crush and
rush of society.
Our holidays were typically spent at the
beach. Mom and Dad rented a cottage and
together we sojourned, seeking respite amidst
the silent sounds heard only at a lakeside
resort.
They were particularly carefree times for
me as a youngster. Being at a rather disparate
age from my two siblings I was granted
permission to be accompanied on these trips
by a friend. A more innocent time, we were
allowed to roam fairly much on our own and
thus enjoyed adventures which separated us in
our secrecy from the grownups. But there was
also family, seemingly endless moments
together as summer's clock ticked past with a
lethargy that equalled ours on a hot humid
day.
Memories of each vacation were so special
that the existing one never seemed to compare
with the one that went before. It was that type
of nostalgia that I had hoped to recreate for
my own children.
Unfortunately, the nature of my husband's
work has made the ability to plan a detailed
summer vacation an impossibility, and the
likelihood that he cannot join us even more so.
It has been a regret for me.
Then last week I had a revelation. It began
while sitting on my patio, one of those rare
opportunities when the world had stopped
banging at my door and I was allowed to
retreat for a time. As I sat enjoying the
pleasure of sunlight and blooms, something
began to infilltrate my uncluttered, untroubled
mind.
It was gentle, soft music that rode atop the
patterns of the breeze, moving lightly, then
building, then fading away before dancing
playfully back.
"Tuned to the key of F", my windchimes
were a new addition last year. Something I've
always desired, it was at the culmination of a
day trip with my daughter that I finally bought
them. The two of us had pursued our common
interests of browsing quaint shops, dining out,
and the most important, spending money.
But even more so it had been perfect, for
that day no boundaries of discipline gapped
us; neutral territory made us equals. We talked
conversationally and explored more
emotionally involved topics.
The best, however, was enjoying the
company of my child. As a mother of four,
there is pleasure in having my children
gathered together. But each minute of one-on-
one is indescribable delight.
And so, as I became aware of the lilting
music the other day, the first clear thought
raised in my consciousness was of that trip. I
remembered, and recognized that I would
never forget, the who, what and where.
And I have also realized that while my
childhood summers were special they were so
similar in their routine as to be indistinct.
Conversely, this day, never to be duplicated, is
one I hope will stand out for my daughter as it
does for me. The chimes are my memories of
a special time with a special person.