The Citizen, 1999-05-26, Page 5THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, MAY 26, 1999. PAGE 5.
^Arthur Black
Baring our soles
It's a treat to beat your feet
in the Mississippi mud
Old song lyric
I’ll bet it is, too.
I’ve never had the pleasure of walking
barefoot along the shores of Tom’s and Huck’s
old stomping - well, rafting - grounds, but
I’ve had the sensual delight of watching and
feeling gumbo ooze up between my toes in
many another locale.
It’s a poor man’s massage. The best fun you
can have with most of your clothes on.
A childish pleasure, you say? Perhaps it is.
Now that I think of it, I haven’t walked
barefoot in the mud for about a quarter of a
century. But I believe I just might give it a try
this summer.
Because I’ve discovered the Dirty Sole
Society.
It’s a website, of course. A website devoted
to folks who have rediscovered the simple
pleasure of shucking shoes and socks and
International Scene
By Raymond Canon
God shows up in
strange places
Some of my older readers may recall that
back in the 1960s, there was a theological
aberration called “The God is dead”
movement. It didn’t enjoy a particularly long
life but it formed part of the religious dogma
being preached in some churches.
In due course there appeared on the
highways some early forms of graffiti which
said, “God is Dead. Signed, Kilroy.” Kilroy,
you may also remember, was in reference to a
mythical person who showed up in any
number of places and left his calling card
“Kilroy was here!”
At any rate, perhaps the God is Dead
movement came to an end the day that people
drove along the highways and came across yet
another example of early graffiti. It said
simply, “Kilroy is dead. Signed, God”.
Well, the public writers are at it again! It is
not just the signs that appear in front of
churches. Last fall in Florida a series of “God
speaks” signs started to appear, financed by an
individual who did not wish his name to be
made public but who believed that the United
going around with their bare feet hanging out.
Not just at the beach, you understand. These
folks go shopping in their bare feet.
They go dancing in their bare feet.
They even hike and jog and climb
mountains in their bare feet.
A Calgarian barefooter by the name of Jay
Winkler doesn’t even let Canadian winters
slow him down. He says he particularly loves
bare-hoofing along a high mountain trail
around Emerald Lake, B.C. because it takes
him across every kind of terrain from sun
warmed grass to glacial ice.
But isn’t that a little tough on the tootsies?
Not after you’ve gone barefoot for a few
months, apparently. The unshod human foot
soon develops a ‘leathery’ sole that makes it
impervious to just about everything this side
of sharp glass.
As one enthusiast puts it “Sure, I stub my toe
and scratch my feet from time to time. I also
scrape my knuckles, catch my thumb in the car
door, cut myself peeling potatoes and bum my
fingers lighting candles - but I don’t say to
myself 'this would never have happened if
only I'd been wearing gloves’.”
They’re not fanatics about it. “I put on boots
when I'm moving heavy or bulky objects,”
says one.
States had lots its sense of moral direction.
The agency responsible for the advertising
stated that the signs were meant to use a
lighthearted approach to the task of getting
more people to think about God sometime
during the day.
The concept of such advertising then spread
to Texas where, since early in 1999 people in
such places as Dallas have come across signs
asking pointed questions as “What part of
‘Thou Shalt not’ didn’t you understand?”
“Who’s the Father? Call 1-800-DNA-TYPE”
and “You think it’s hot here?”
So successful has this approach been,
according to the sponsors, that billboard
companies in the U.S have already agreed to
donate millions of dollars of space.
In addition the organizers have set a goal of
10,000 billboards in 200 areas by the end of
this year.
When that is reached, or even before, drivers
in Europe, South America and Africa may be
faced with snappy slogans to remind them of
the Almighty.
Maybe it will even do some good to those
afflicted, even if temporarily, with road rage or
to those whose dislike of another person’s
driving leads to any number of obscene
gestures.
Even the influential English weekly, The
Economist, has got into the act. This
They regard shoes like hard hats and athletic
supporters: a great idea when absolutely
necessary. They wear shoes when there's a
reason to.
Otherwise they go au naturel from the
ankles down.
They’ve got a point when you think about it.
The reason our feet are so tender is that we
keep them covered up most of the time. That's
also the reason they’re smelly.
Bare feet don’t stink - just feet that have
been cooped up in shoes too long.
There’s a better reason for going barefoot: it
feels good. It is, like the song says, a treat to
beat your feet in the Mississippi mud. Also to
feel pine needles, spring grass and beach sand
against the bottom of your feet.
Let the right wing whackos get their
gotchies in a twist over the Right To Bear
Arms. I’m more interested in my Right To
Bare Feet.
As a matter of fact, wherever you are,
whatever you’re doing - stop.
Right now.
Reach down and pull those shoes off. Socks
too.
Ahhhhh. Doesn’t that feel grand?
It’s just like they say about going barefoot:
it’s good for the sole.
publication, not known for its promotion of
things spiritual, has for some time published a
weekly one-page column describing some
important person who has died since last
week’s issue.
Lo and behold, what did The Economist do
this year? It featured the death of Jesus, giving
a considerable amount of background
information including such suggestions that
He may have been bom earlier than believed
but that there does not seem to be any doubt
about His existence.
In a century that includes such things as
genocide, ethnic cleansing and the like, not to
mention religious strife, perhaps such
reminders are not out of place. Every attempt
is being made to keep them non-
denominational; no one group can then have
grounds for feeling overlooked.
As we know, even the failure to do that can
touch off a storm.
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A Final Thought
The secret of success in life is for a man to
be ready for his opportunity when it comes.
Benjamin Disraeli
Restrained change
In the free-spirited 60s, moving with
restraint through the unfettered moral
atmosphere, a tight coil in plaid shirts amid
the unloosed passion of tie-dyed flamboyance,
he stood out.
Down the hallowed halls of my alma mater,
he walked, a loner in horn rims and oxfords,
cowering against the walls. A leader in the
chess and math clubs, he was seldom seen in
the company of anyone while travelling in the
academic general population. He was fair
game for the jocks, the bullies. Tales of his
time spent in lockers or with his head pushed
into the toilet in the boy’s washroom were
rampant.
He was the brainiac, our school nerd.
And today he’s Big-Wig of a multi-million
dollar company.
What made him strong enough to withstand
the abuse, the unkindness, the solitude? Was it
the love of family, guidance or his
intelligence? That he suffered is likely, but it
never broke him. Unlike those we hear of
these days it was not an excuse for a
homicidal rampage.
For this reason I have to agree with an e-
mail I received last week, that there are other
outside influences pushing young people to
these violent actions. However, written as it
was by an ultra-conservative with deep-seated
moral and religious views, her points on many
areas are too black and white for my liking. To
be honest, it angers me when people who
espouse Christian values do so in a way that is
so vehemently judgmental.
Criticizing the permissive society, she
blames primarily parents, with a little notation
to Dr. Spock for today’s ills. Granted, she
makes many valid points. In a perfect world
children should be coming home to a parent.
(She opts for mother, but I refuse to put us
back that far.) However, her theory that
keeping women pregnant is the answer raises
my BP. Firstly, we do not need people having
more children than they can afford. Secondly,
if I could stay home I would. I do not work to
maintain a lifestyle, I work because I must.
Also, a stay-at-home mom is no greater
guarantee for a healthy sane child than a
working one. I knew of several when I was
growing up who raised children with some
serious issues. One girl had a problem with
light fingers, another was pregnant at 15.
Another point this woman raised was school
uniforms and Sunday best. Her comment that
many don’t dress neatly is accurate. But isn’t
it more important that they enter the door,
regardless of what they wear? I recall one
woman at church who was always more
interested in what people were wearing that
day than in the sermon. She always looked
great. Which fact makes her a better
Christian?
As I said the writer did make some valid
arguments for change. She suggests teachers
and parents be given back control. She
believes children have been given too much
and parents must start saying no.
But change should never be extreme and
needs to be done thoughtfully and slowly or,
as we did before, we move too far the other
direction. A permissive generation may chafe
if the oppression gets heavy. May I remind,
Luke Woodham of Pearl, Mississippi shot his
mother and schoolmates, because his mother
said no.