The Citizen, 2019-10-31, Page 5Other Views
Climate change isn’t animals’ fault
Shawn
Loughlin
Shawn’s Sense
Recently I realized just how complacent
I’ve become when dealing with truth in
advertising (or lack thereof) and, like a
lot of my revelations over the past few years, it
was seeing the world through new eyes that
prompted the realization.
A lot of my recent discoveries have been as
a result of now seeing through a father’s eyes,
however the discovery that prompted this
particular column came straight through Mary
Jane’s eyes.
During a recent shopping trip Mary Jane and
I made without my wife Ashleigh, Cheerios
was on our shopping list. Unbeknownst to me,
Ashleigh, who makes the lists, had intended to
put Honey Nut Cheerios, but hadn’t.
So as I stood in front of the Cheerios display,
I asked Mary Jane which ones we should get
for her Mommy and she pointed to chocolate-
flavoured ones. I told Mary Jane I didn’t think
that fit her mother’s typical idea of a “healthy
breakfast.”
I grabbed a regular old box of Cheerios and
we were on our way to the next item on our
list.
A couple days after we got home, Ashleigh
discovered that we had regular Cheerios
instead of the honey nut variety. She
bemoaned the mistake saying she really
doesn’t like plain Cheerios.
Mary Jane asked me about it later that day,
asking why Mommy didn’t like Strawberry
Cheerios.
I looked back at her for a second, trying to
make sure I had heard her right before asking
what she meant by Strawberry Cheerios.
She took my hand and led me to the blue
box which housed a classic yellow Cheerios
box and pointed out that, in the middle of the
heart-shaped bowl of Cheerios, there were
definitely two full or half-strawberries. “See
daddy, strawberries,” she said.
I wondered how many years I’d been
looking at those regular boxes of Cheerios and
never noticed that there were, definitively,
strawberries in the bowl on the box.
At first I chalked it up to the old “part of this
complete breakfast” statement that appears at
the end of cereal commercials. You know, the
complete breakfast you would probably feed a
single person for three meals and still have
leftovers? The cereal being hawked, plus a half
a grapefruit, a couple of slices of toast, a glass
of milk, a glass of orange juice, a perfectly-
arranged fruit bowl and a bowl of oatmeal, just
to be safe.
But it didn’t say anything about a “complete
breakfast” on the box. It just showed a box full
of Cheerios with a couple strawberries and
said “suggested serving” on the bottom corner
of the box.
Looking at it, I couldn’t even begin to try
and explain to Mary Jane that there weren't
any strawberries in with the cereal without
getting into a far deeper discussion about
“small print” that I’m sure wouldn’t fly with a
three-year-old.
I started doing some comparison shopping
in my own kitchen and discovered that this
was a pretty regular thing. My own Frosted
Flakes, for example, have strawberry slices in
them.
Fruit Loops show oranges, limes, lemons
and raspberries on the box. The only cereal
without some kind of fruit on it was the no-
name Mini Wheats. (I like variety when it
comes to breakfast).
When it comes to cereal, however, all that
we should see is maybe some milk added to
what comes from the box (and the imagination
of an ad sales person in the form of a cartoon
tiger, toucan, bee or Dracula knock-off).
The whole situation made me realize that
I’ve gone soft on advertising folks recently.
See, advertising people are just a name
brand of public relations (PR) people and,
when you go to school for communications
like I did, you quickly realize that your peers
become part of a dichotomy. Either they are
interested in communications for truth, like
yours truly, or they’re interested in it for profit,
like those PR folks.
I’m not trying to be dramatic here, but PR
used to be the enemy of journalists. Now our
enemies are numerous, starting with orange-
coiffed orangutan-like presidents and
including all those nuts yelling “fake news” as
well as actual fake news outlets making it that
much more difficult for people to trust good
journalism.
Maybe that’s why, when I was recently
shopping for a new car, I didn’t call a
salesperson on the law that states that
advertised prices are supposed to be honoured
by dealerships and why my first thought was
to try to explain to Mary Jane why there
weren’t strawberries in the box.
Now, journalists are so busy defending
ourselves against near-despotic leaders and
their rabid followers we might not be policing
things like truth in advertising.
It makes me long for simpler days.
Fortunately for me, The Citizen is pretty far
from most of those aforementioned leaders
and most of our local politicians know the
value of truth, transparency, sincerity and
elegant speaking.
Unfortunately for me, I still have to figure
out how to explain to a three-year-old why
there’s no strawberries in the box.
Denny
Scott
Denny’s Den
THE CITIZEN, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 31, 2019. PAGE 5.
Answer the question
One of the most frustrating aspects of
working to obtain information for a
living is a flat-out refusal to answer a
question. Sure, it makes our lives difficult as
reporters, but evasion and ignorance surely
grates on the nerves of just about everyone.
This is nothing new and it is, of course, on
full display with our neighbours to the south
under President Donald Trump. His press
secretaries (he’s on number three – and on his
seventh communications director) have made a
habit of dodging or outright ignoring
questions, not to mention taking a trip to a
certified fantasy land when they do answer.
One of my favourite interviews of all time,
oddly enough, involves someone doing very
little question-answering. After being told he
had to attend post-game press conferences,
Rasheed Wallace, a basketball player for the
Portland Trail Blazers, did as he was told, but
answered every single question with “both
teams played hard” after a 2003 playoff game.
It was entertaining and it spawned great t-
shirts (and a $30,000 fine for Wallace), but it
must have been very frustrating not only for
the reporters looking for answers, but for fans
wanting to know what was on their favourite
player’s mind. (The Trail Blazers would lose
to the Dallas Mavericks in the first round.)
I didn’t want to write this column last week
with the federal election still undecided, but in
the final days of campaigning, I was dismayed
to see how party leaders treated the media and,
really, voters just days before the election.
In a campaign that brought out many cringe-
worthy moments from Prime Minister Justin
Trudeau, watching him smile and nod as a
reporter asked him a question, only to answer
with a completely unrelated statement was, for
me, one of his more frustrating decisions.
Jess and I sat in a Montreal hotel, a trip to
celebrate our second wedding anniversary, and
watched Trudeau speak in Hamilton, where
reporters pressed him on the potential of a
minority government and what it would mean
for Canada; a relevant question, especially
considering that’s exactly what happened. All
he could do was talk about Ontario Premier
Doug Ford and his cuts, the dangers of a
Conservative government and wanting a
strong voice to lead Canada.
Trudeau, a media darling who has been
accused of “buddying up” to the press, seemed
to do anything but along the campaign trail.
Then there was Conservative leader (for
now) Andrew Scheer and his refusal to answer
legitimate press questions addressing the
report that his party hired Warren Kinsella’s
firm to launch a social media campaign to
“seek and destroy” Maxime Bernier’s People’s
Party of Canada.
He was just flat-out not going to answer the
question, no matter how many reporters asked
him about it. Just days before Scheer hoped to
be elected the leader of Canada, he refused to
address whether or not he directed a social
media campaign aimed to stoke fear and
discredit a political rival. (Has anyone checked
his phone bill for calls to Ukraine?) To think
Canadians weren’t entitled to know if a
potential leader would engage in social media
sabotage showed Scheer’s character and the
election results bore out those concerns over
the dirty tricks he could play in Ottawa.
When asked if he was worried Scheer may
have targeted the Liberal Party, Trudeau failed
to directly answer the question. Again.
While Trudeau has been a vocal advocate for
a free and healthy press, those words ring
hollow if he won’t then respect those reporters
enough to directly answer their questions.
During the Rural Talks: Climate Change
in Huron County conference in Blyth
last week, a gentleman rose during a
question session and, after telling any beef
farmers present to cover their ears, told people
if they really wanted to make a difference in
preventing climate change, they should stop
eating meat.
Pity your neighbouring livestock farmer
who is a perpetrator of a great crime against
humanity and the planet, if you read the
propaganda – and it does become propaganda
not information at a certain point. That’s
because the information reaching the public
is impossibly one-sided. It’s like a recent
Globe and Mail article on Jonathan Safran
Foer’s book We Are Weather: Saving the
Planet Begins at Breakfast. Assigned to
interview the author was someone who
identified as a vegan.
Well first of all, let’s get this straight.
Livestock have not caused climate change. We
had livestock for millions of years before
climate change became an issue. The
greenhouse gases (GHG) that are causing
climate change only became a problem for the
planet when we began digging up the sun’s
energy from millions of years ago, stored in
coal and oil, and burning it to make today’s
comfortable life possible.
If animals burping after they eat plants is
causing global warming, then we should
celebrate the poachers in Africa who are
killing elephants. A single elephant produces
enough methane in a single day to power a car
for 20 miles. The hunting of the North
American bison to near-extinction is regarded
as a tragedy, but according to those who single
out livestock farming as a major cause of
climate change, the hunters should be praised.
After all, estimates put the bison population in
North America in 1500 at between 30 and 60
million, each one burping and passing
methane.
Then there are the deer and the elk, the
zebras and the wildebeest and all the other wild
animals that eat plants and produce methane.
Should we blame them for the planet’s issues
with climate change? After all, it’s easier than
looking at human behaviour.
And guess what? Grasslands that animals
eat from are among the greatest sequesters of
carbon. Millions of acres of grasslands on
which cattle feed are helping the planet, not
hurting it. Much of this land is not suitable for
growing crops, and even if it were, cultivating
the land would diminish its stored carbon.
Dr. Patricia McCarney, president and CEO
of the World Council and City Data, speaking
at Rural Talks last week, emphasized the
importance of having good, comparable data
when dealing with the problems. Most of the
climate change literature about farming is out
of date, suggests the Canadian Agri-Food
Policy Institute (CAPI). The recent report of
the International Panel on Climate Change
doesn’t mention “the Canadian agriculture
sector has made significant progress in making
soils in crop and animal production a net
carbon sink, as well as reducing emission
intensity from animal agriculture,” according
to the CAPI study co-authored by Al Mussel,
Ted Bilyea and Margaret Zafiriou.
The CAPI study says that greenhouse gas
emissions from Canadian agriculture peaked in
2005, even though food production has
continued to increase.
“Canadian beef production has become
much less emissions intensive as a result of
new genetics, increased feed efficiencies and
better pasture management,” says the CAPI
study. “Canada is now one of the lowest
emitters for animal protein, particularly beef,
in the world.”
Farmers are part of the GHG problem, for
sure, just like anyone else. Powerful diesel
engines on machinery have replaced the vast
majority of muscle-powered tasks of the past.
Still, new technology and management
practices are changing even this.
But there are two dominant narratives that
get in the road of an enlightened debate on
climate change and animal agriculture. One is
the animals-first beliefs of groups like People
for the Ethical Treatment of Animals which
sees using animals for anything but
companionship as unethical. Even eating an
egg or a slice of cheese made from cow’s milk
is exploiting the animal according to true
believers.
Then there’s the “blame somebody else so I
don’t have to change” way of thinking that
makes it convenient to push the guilt off onto
someone we don’t know. Most urbanites never
see a farmer, and after all they’re kind of
backward, so it’s easy to blame them instead of
ourselves.
What’s changed from the time before
the climate did? There are more of us, with
more cars, flying to more vacations, heating
our homes to warmer temperatures in winter
and cooling them in summer. Before you
blame the animals, cut your own GHG
emissions first.
Keith
Roulston
From the
cluttered desk
Advertising and Strawberry Cheerios