HomeMy WebLinkAboutThe Citizen, 1997-08-27, Page 5Arthur Black
This love affair,
a curious thing
A tree never hits an automobile
except in self-defense
Old Canadian proverb
A curious thing, our on-going love affair
with driving automobiles. Especially curious
when you consider what lousy drivers so
many of us are.
But don't take my word for it - ask your
friendly local insurance adjuster. Or perhaps
he or she's not so friendly anymore.
Adjusting accident insurance claims will do
that to a person.
I don't know if you've had a car accident
lately, but there's always a space on the
insurance form where the driver is asked to
summarize the details of his or her mishap in
the fewest possible words.
Here are just a few of the claims that have
been turned in:
/ collided with a stationary truck
coming the other way.
In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a
telephone pole.
International Scene
Farming —
an endangered
profession
Most governments consider farming to be
both an essential and endangered area of the
economy, otherwise they would note so
reluctant to remove any of the protection that
has surrounded it for so long.
Canada, for example, has fought and
continues to fight against the United States to
prevent any efforts by the latter to remove
the high tariffs protecting some of our farm
products or to dismantle the marketing
boards that are the key characteristic of such
products as chickens, eggs and milk.
Given that there is no room for large-scale
farming in Japan, the government of that
country is determined to support the Japanese
rice farmers to the extent that, in spite of
cheap rice elsewhere in the world, the
consumer pays a price that is six times that of
the going rate on world markets.
Even the United States, with its constant
haranguing of the Japanese government on
the matter, has had very little success in
getting foreign rice into Japan.
The Americans, themselves, are not
exactly faultless when it comes to protecting
their farmers. Ask the Canadian wheat
growers out west who have tried to get extra
wheal into the States for the making of pasta.
In spite of the fact that buyers in that country
like the quality of the Canadian wheat and
would cheerfully buy more, Washington has
I told the police I was not injured, but
on removing my hat found that 1 had
fractured my skull.
The guy was all over the road. I had to
swerve a number of times before I hit him.
Sometimes the excuses offered by drivers
have a 'physical disabilities' component:
/ was on the way to the doctor with
rear-end trouble when my universal joint
gave way causing me to have an accident.
And sometimes the cause of the accident
is right out of The X Files:
An invisible car came out of nowhere,
struck my car and vanished.
The odd driver will try to enlist the
sympathy of the insurance claims adjuster:
I pulled away from the side of the road,
glanced at my mother-in-law and headed
over the embankment.
Other drivers are quick to give credit to
emergency support and rescue teams:
/ was thrown from the car as it left the
road. 1 was later found in a ditch by some
stray cows.
And finally there are some accident
victims who sound too confused to fill out a
form, much less drive a car:
Coming home, I drove into the wrong
By Raymond Canon
clamped'down hard on any increase of
shipments from Canada.
Take a look, too, at the Maine potato
farmers whose worse enemy are the more
efficient Canadian growers in New
Brunswick. It doesn’t matter that the
Canadians grow a higher quality potato, the
state of Maine goes almost into apoplexy at
the thought of more Canadian potatoes
coming across the border.
Some countries, notably the Czech
Republic and New Zealand, have made a
determined effort to reduce the protection of
their farms. The latter have been at it for
some time and have seen the producer
subsidy equivalents drop from about 20 per
cent of the value of production to less than a
quarter of that today. While there was an
initial drop in the number of farmers, there
has recently been a turnaround and this
number is now increasing.
The Czechs have not been at it too long but
already have seen this percentage drop from
53 per cent to 10 per cent. As I will be
working in that country later this year, it will
be interesting to see the effect it has had on
the number of farmers and prices.
For some years Switzerland and Iceland
have led the world in the level of farm
protection and it is not hard to see why. Both
are small countries with limited farmland and
both look at farming as an integral part of
their economy. While the Icelandic
government has reduces its supports by about
10 per cent over the past 10 years, the Swiss
have hardly budged al all.
Agriculture is one good reason why
house and collided with a tree 1 don't
have.
Speaking of confused drivers, I am
delighted to report that Sue Evan-Jones of
Yate, England, has her driver's licence.
Finally. She's been trying to get it for the
past 27 years. During that time, Ms Evan-
Jones has dropped the equivalent of $30,000
paying for 18 hundred driving lessons and
wearing out 10 consecutive driving
instructors.
The first time she tried the test she
ploughed the car into a construction site. The
second time, she cut off a car that was trying
to pass her.
One of those ... striped cars, you know?
With the flashing lights on top and POLICE
written on the fender?
The third time Sue Evan-Jones tried the
test she knocked over a small army of traffic
cones.
But as I say, that's all behind her now. Sue
Evan-Jones finally passed her test.
Which must be a relief for her husband,
Dave.
He's a police traffic control officer.
Could be worse. He could have been an
automobile accident insurance adjuster.
Switzerland has not given serious
consideration to joining the European
Common Market in spite of strong pressure
from other sectors of the country to do so.
The ECM has been notorious for its subsidies
but it cannot come close to what the Swiss
government does for its farmers. Because the
latter still have strong voting power in that
country, things are unlikely to change, at
least in the short term.
However, farm subsidies or their reduction
are only part of the total agriculture picture.
Another important aspect is whether the
world will be able to feed itself when the
population rises to the 10-11 billion mark by
the year 2050. That is about double what it is
right now and warning signals have been
hosted by a number of organizations
including the United Nations. Demand for
food can be controlled mainly by restraining
population growth but for a number of
reasons this is not easily come by.
One efficient way is for countries to
become richer; birth rates tend to drop when
this takes place. However, families that lift
themselves out of poverty tend to buy more
meat which puts greater demands on grain
production. It only takes two kilos of grain to
produce a kilo of chicken, but the same
amount of meat requires no less than seven
kilos of grain.
A Final Thought
Education is what you have left over
after you have forgotten everything you
have learned.
THE CITIZEN, WEDNESDAY, AUGUST27,1997 PAGE 5.
Northern warmth
It's a long way, up there to Timmins
It's a long way to go.
It's a long way, up there to Timmins
To the sweetest gal we know.
This past weekend, our daughter was
maid of honour for a college friend, one of
the most delightful people it has been our
pleasure to know. Unfortunately, we're not
able to see her as often as we would like, as
she hails from Northern Ontario's golden
city of Timmins, but distance was not going
to keep us away on her wedding day.
Travel by plane might have made more
sense, but as my claustrophobic tendencies
make me prefer an option where I can pull
over and escape close confines if necessary,
we did the run by automobile. And though a
tedious trip on four wheels may be
exhausting, there is really no better way to
enjoy the majesty, the diversity of this
wonderful province in which we live.
It has been many years since I have seen
the sights north of Parry Sound, so it was
that as we wended our way along the
winding Hwy 69, I developed the typical
twisting tourist neck. From side to side I
turned taking in the changing landscape and
lifestyles. From the wealthy habitats of
cottage country, to the ramshackle buildings
of desolate rural areas it was fresh and new
to someone familiar with the rich farm lands
and manicured yards of this area.
Unquestionably the beauty of the Ontario
north is all-natural, with the lush forests and
clear waters of quiet lakes. But it is the
vastness that is so daunting as you travel
miles and miles away from civilization
before encountering another town or village.
Accustomed to the more populated south, we
had a brief scare after passing on one gas
station, then discovering that that was our
last chance for at least 60 miles.
Shortly after arriving in Timmins, 1 began
to feel what a unique life they experience,
isolated from others by hundreds of miles.
Hiat may be the reason why the people are
so friendly. I have never been treated so
well, enjoyed such warm hospitality as I did
in Timmins this past weekend. Everyone we
met went out of their way to see that we had
everything we needed. We were treated not
just as guests, but as honoured guests.
And what made this so memorable was
that it was not about them following the
rules of social etiquette; it seemed more a
natural graciousness. Their efforts were
sincere, but not overly effusive. Everything
was done with style, but not flamboyance.
One resident referred to it as northern
warmth.
And there's no doubt they have to generate
as much of that as they can. Winter
temperatures can hit 50 below, though they
tell me it's "a different cold", drier than what
we experience here. Snow can fall as early
as August and slay until May, so my warrior
was delighted that his opening query to new
acquaintances, "So you have a
snowmobile?" typically set off long,
enthusiastic conversations.
Thus adding this enchanting feature to the
long, long drive, it is unlikely that I will be
visiting Timmins on a regular basis. But I
certainly was grateful for the excuse to
experience this part of Ontario and
appreciate the wondrous scope of this vast
province.